CLAVICULAR MOGGED edition
>those lat insertions as high as the sky>mogging anything
>>219235138brutal
oven set to 400 degrees Fahrenheit in preparation for a friday night tendie feast
>>219235183grow up
Asu frat leader should become the president of Albania or something because of this
Don't enjoy life simple as lads.
>>219235138Guy has cartoon proportions. Image just standing and there's a huge gap between your arms and body
>>219235236ktimjust shit innit
so wait, clav isn't in prison for crushing that wog's head like a watermelon with his car? mental what you can get away with when attractive
would quite like to visit Israel, just for the Biblical stuffnot to keen on the... you know...
>>219235264yeah it's far too hot down there
>>219235264I'd love to see the ruins in Greece and Rome
>>219235264you mean the people mentioned in all that biblical stuff?
>>219235287...yhthey're just different these days.
Now for the real question. Barbeque, ketchup, ranch, hot sauce or bleu cheese dressing
>>219235298the israelites are long extinctshudder to imagine the shtetl-dwellers there now
the 1937 world expo looked kino
>>219235320they love spitting at people apparentlyfucking freaks
>>219235138Wow he's mogging him so hard.
https://youtu.be/91fld31f8kM?si=63Q81AWR_tNo7Mt1
>>219235347remember when you were 6'd in your 7?
>>219235008The SAD is in full force. Trying to distract myself>>219235038Not for another 2 months at least mate
i can't believe it, who is this guy?
>>219235138Is the one on the right meant to be the one getting "mogged"? I don't get it. The left lad looks weird and stringy
Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?
why is danny doing the soi face
>>219235385they will ask this question in school textbooks one day
>>219235385Ive had more pussy than Testicular
>>219235401ginger boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPI75ZMfuOcSir E Michael Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daBVN4M9CAU
https://youtu.be/kofokJ_9SKg?si=VaM6Rmml6lNpKjq0
>>219235459wish i could've lived back then
>>219235473accidentally replied to gingerpedofuck my life
They put chorizo in everything these days
>>219235563Even sausages
>>219235488>fuck my life*crickets chirping*
>>219235563not a fan desu
>>219235563>gives you bowel cancer
Feed Emma Watson broccoli, beans, and cabbage and then about 12 hours later get her to sit on your face.
>>219235590>75 million dollars
>>219235590thought you were gonna leave us lad
>>219235612*180,000 - 300,000
>>219235650baka
any noncey paedos in
>>219235638says this every week lmaomental how raped he is
>>219235709oo i know a guy!
https://youtu.be/X7-2j9laK90?si=BaEuTbvEoagwNJrD
>>219235709ASIS trying their best
>>219235138What the fuck where are his lats and traps
Listening to Blitzkrieg Brap by the Ramones
Kill yourself
LMFAOThe absolute madman
>>219235765how do you see something like this and feel horny as opposed to sick to your stomach? boggles the noggin
Need Emma Watson to use my mouth as a toilet.
>>219235805thought you was leaving :(relapsed again?
>>219235841that is not a sexual entity
doing ein poo und einen wee
Just not dealing with that are we tonight jannyFair enough
>>219235853Thought you WERE leaving. Grammar is important. You should have known better than to believe gingerpedo when he says he’s leaving. He’ll have a melty when too many people post 67 or point out that he was raped and fuck off for a few days but he always returns.
>>219235853Thought your were leaving (your parents house)Relying on them, again?
might go to the beach and see if there's any bikini sluts hanging around despite the rather dreary weatherif life has taught me one thing it's that women cannot be dissuaded from showing off their tits in public, rain or shine
>>219235879see>>219235638raped faggot lmao
feel sorry for all the murderers in prison who won't get to play gta 6
irish people are actually black adjacent and i'm not even irish diaspora postingthey have a black attitudethey're not white people
>>219235905Stuck playing gta 5
quite excited for gta 6 desu even though it's probably going to be the same rockstar "go here and kill 50 people" game design
on my last beer
>>219235898Have a pity '(You)'
>>219235854clearly she disagrees
Quite wungry me. Might go Greggs as soon as it opens for a cheeky trekkie brekkie. Need a shower first thoughs.
>>219235950raped raped raped6 7
why does my bed feel warmer when i turn the light off
>>219235986 trekkie brekkie all the way
Some arsonist could do a good deed at the home of an Elbit employee not condoning it just something I heard an Oxford professor of ethics say in a dream
>>219235907The Roman Empire (The "Barbaric" Fringe)To the Romans, "whiteness" wasn't the metric—Romanitas (Romanness) was.The Ottoman Empire & North AfricaDuring the height of the Ottoman Empire, Northern Europeans (including the British) were often viewed through a lens of religious and cultural inferiority.The Franks": This was a general term often used for Western Europeans. To a sophisticated scholar in Istanbul or Cairo in the 16th century, the British were seen as "infidels" from a cold, damp, and culturally backward island.Tl;drKeep coping simpleton
ASIS is vaguely our MI6 equivalent if they're doing anything with paedos it's as compromatAsking about paedos would be more the AFP or one of the state police agencies that investigate child sexual abuse notably the Queensland Police Force's Task Force Argos
>>219236020not reading that schizo tomeseethe on
>>219236013>>219236043*walks past without making eye contact*
>>219236047>not readingCan't say I'm surprised, really
https://youtu.be/fYydDkJNtVU?t=450
>>219236068relapsed :(
>>219236073Cry about it you stupid no life having dick riding homo, maybe I'll leave. Cry more little bitch
>>219236043https://www.vg.no/spesial/2017/undercover-darkweb/?lang=enyou mean these fellas?
>>219236011I mean why not. We all deserve a little treat now and then in life x
>>219236055*Holds you by your shoulders and shakes you*You WILL learn about Australian machinery of government
Crumpets and poo
reraped
>>219236096That's them alrightQueensland doesn't have entrapment as a defence so this sort of strategy makes sense for them
>>219236088said you were gonna leave last month :(still here
>reraped
>>219236134addicted to being called a raped paedo on the internet awardrubs his little clitty to dead children award
>>219236130:(
rapedraped big time
>>219236130>>219236145
You'd think he'd be in jail
>bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpgis that right?
>>219236158>British banter
What happened to your b& bitch boi?
>>219236169baffled that you thought that was an attempt at banter
>>219236185>baffledAgain, not surprised
carnival in brazilI should be down there serving bwc
>>219236181what happened to your gob? oh yeah it was raped
meltdown
>the rapedYou're done. Have a lovely evening
Me? Six weeks off the packet tomorrow. Feels good to save money and not be ill af for days.
I forgot eric dier was at bayern munichThat was odd
>>219236209good man
arse washing is in order I spose
>>219236217Aye had no choice but to stop it was ruining my life. Just need to sort of my unhealthy relationship with alcohol now and I'm all good.
you're acting like a total biscuit ;^) ;^) get it?
>>219236290Yeah glad I chucked it. Same, I'm a terrible binge drinker
PAN? nice and hotsquare sausage and black pudding? IN
>>219236351sex
previous items done? add a roughly chopped mushroom and some tomatoes>you're a chopped mushroomwahey
mushrooms and tomatoes cooking? uncleaned hob nice and disgusting?secondary pan: nice and hot, egg mixture: INtoast: ON
>>219236314Sames. I don't drink everyday but when I do drink I find it very hard to stop. Right now I've cut my drinking down to about once a week but I might need to cut it down even further.
bosh
>>219235138Why did jannies delete thisOn both here and wiki
Waking up during the night feels weird to me. I've been up since about 1am and it already feels like I've been up ages yet it's still dark outside and all the food places are still closed. Not a big fan of this at all tbqh. Anyway, another wuppa garn down the hatch x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ICFAfSOscQ
idle hands are the devils plaything....
Get her poots sniffed.
I was confused why 4plebs was pink but apparently it's Valentines day today
>>219236492give it a rest
hob? restored
>>219236535not really a 4chan holiday is it
Was about to say something mean to a precious brother on the internet for a mere laugh but i refrained. No more opps. No more cruelty. Love everyone
reckon heaven is like being high on heroin all the time except your tolerance never builds and it always feels just as good as the first time
>>219236449janny felt mogged and had to delete it
>>219236583Council house stove
Garn in that shower now. Gotta keep fresh x
got a really deep resentment for people who mod games like gta to put real cars in them, it's always some paki putting in their dream car (an audi a5) saw someone doing it with cyberpunk 2077 earlier as well, fucking cretin
>>219236655That would be lush
grokwank completed
>>219236666heat is heatbut I respect the digits
>>219236678I unironically put cars like toyota corolla in it or an old mercedes heheh
want to discover or create a new plant just so i get the right to name it and i can call the flowers "angel's fannies"
>>21923667825/26 plate Audi cars are culturally important to the Pakistani community please respect their religion and beliefs.
>>219236699did you ever watch that David Attenborough BBC documentary from a few years ago 'Green Planet'?it's dead good, all about plants. You'll like it. Proper comfy as well since there's no apes and monkeys hooting and hollering it's just plants sitting there doing cool stuff.
my definition of women is anyone with tits and a vagina
>>219236691heard grok stopped the bikini thing can you still pay to make celeb porn with it for personal use?
>>219236725it can still make lewd videos, no full nudity but enough for me
I want Emma Watson to sneeze on my elbow.
>>219236722I don't consider MtF troons with top+bottom surgery to be women.But if we extend the discussion into some hypothetical future age where trannies can get access to bodies that are completely identical to women's bodies, so you have a male brain in a body that is indistinguishable from that of a biological woman, it poses some interesting questions. Like if there were actual men walking about in properly female bodies, normal men (myself included) would end up fucking them.And honestly if they looked identical to women? I'm on board with that.
why do jews hate hitler so much?
>>219236773their brains would still have xy chromosomes therefore = male
>>219236735there must be an alternative mankind should not be deprived of this technology
We're just normal men
>>219236808yeah I don't disagree that men and women have different brains and ways of thinking about things but the reality is that if you put a male brain in a 100% female body we'd still find it attractive>um actually I wouldn't because I'M not gayyou would though
>>219236824What do you mean normal men
>>219236655My theory is that everyone has their own personalized heaven you experience as your brain floods with dimethyltryptamine (DMT) upon death. While it only lasts a few minutes due to time being subjective in our minds it could literally feel like eternity to the dead person. Basically way of nature rewarding us for being alive. Just make sure when you die your head is still in tact, which kinda makes all those ISIS beheading videos even worse when you think about it.
seen lots of absolutely hench zoomers lately, reckon they consider it normal to do steroids these days?
just innocent men
I’m boycotting Taskmaster until they stop with the welsh jokes fed up of the racism
>>219236835I would prefer to marry a woman with a man's brain who could bear kids, yes
>>219236859>Just make sure when you die your head is still in tact,have also had this feeling for ages, i don't think being beheaded would matter but being shot in the head, particularly with a shotgun or a high calibre bullet, would probably fuck up the process
hated those quickscoper tryhards in mw2 back in the day, virgins all
>>219236859and if you have a bad trip you go to hell?
>>219236860>reckon they consider it normal to do steroids these days?very much soEven if there isn't an increase in the number of people who consider steroids OK, there's an increase in the ubiquity of information and access to steroids. People can buy oral SARMs online, legally. Even if the percentage of people who'd willingly do gear remains the same, if the barrier to access is lowered and incentive is increased, more people end up taking gear.
>>219236835I'm not saying that you wouldn't be able to trick me, but I would find it disagreeable on principle for the reasons you mentioned either way I have a suspicion this is another futurist vision that will not come to passI foresee a malthusian trap eventually coming to pass and a return to simplicity but I could be wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WPB2u8EzL8
>>219236873See this is the sort of interesting philosophical territory I'm talking about. I'd wager wager most men would probably be on the same page as you here. If you can have a spouse that looks like a biological woman yet can think like a man i.e is capable of following a logic chain + has a man's arousal levels* then that's the best of both worlds.*I'm not sure how we will have male brains in 100% female bodies while retaining the male sex drive if testosterone is responsible for the male sex drive and androgenising the body. Frankly this is a problem for future scientists to work out.
had quite a bit to drink last night, still feel a bit wavy now in fact
>>219236919Don't think they will be working on that desu
>>219236873>>219236919healthy men should prefer to have a healthy female partner rather than a mentally ill male partner
>>219236922Go for a drive
>>219236899having a strong personality mogs being handsome every time, especially if you have money
it would worry me that my new mtf wife would someday return to normal, become mentally sane and abandon the fantasy of being a woman. apparently normal women stop putting out within about 3 years anyway so maybe its just an issue in general with monogamy.
>>219236415looks lush but 5am is a very weird time for a fryupalso the scrambled egg looks kinda anemic I recommend using higher quality eggs
>>219236922ktim every morning. im an alcoholic you see. i can feel myself becoming stupider and my sleep is ruined
Female brains is part of what makes them female. You’re a massive faggot if you’d rather date a woman who thinks and behaves like a man
>>219236918>a return to simplicityShort of the entirety of humanity (+ their written knowledge) being wiped out, I can't see this happening. The genie is very much out of the bottle with regards to technology and science. Even in some cataclysmic event, we wouldn't be going back to the Bronze Age. In the absence of ethics however, I would be interested in an Attack on Titan / Truman Show style enforced simplicity in a walled garden. If only because it would be funny and interesting to see what would arise out of that environment.
>>219236968Their brains are the worst part.
>>219236976they're alright with a bit of garlic butter
reckon a 100% female with a man's brain would have that uncanny valley effectyou know where your mind notices there's something "off" and you can't quite put your finger on it but you can't ignore it either
Return to simpcity
>>219236981um
>>219236950>strong personalityWhat does that even mean the bloke goes to therapy and cries
>>219236993To the hotwife/QOS section yes
>>219236968yeah this, genuinely what makes them attractive to me is the overtly girly stuff they do
Is it wrong to understandThe fear that dwells inside a man? (Oh)What's it like to be a loon?I liken it to a balloon
>>219236995I think he means charisma/game or whatever
>>219237008>QOSporn niggas be speaking in jargon now
>>219237027Queen of spades
>>219236995powerful, dominant, confident, sometimes funny
Garn for that trekkie brekkie now x
>>219236991reckon like everything else in life you could ignore it and the feeling would go away and the brain would accept the new normality of the situation
>>219236948In reality men's standards aren't that high. If it's between a 10/10 biological woman body (with a man's brain in there) and a 6/10 actual woman, men will be choosing the former. >>219236968The fact of the matter is, in this hypothetical future: you won't even know. You tell yourself now that you can tell the difference, that you could detect 'male-isms' in the nature of the words and actions of these godless genderbent abominations of the future, but you wouldn't. In reality you'd be blinded by the fact that there's a gorgeous woman in front of you.People struggle with this because they conflate current-day trannies with what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about some horrible blobby man with sad HRT tits, a scarred elephant's trunk down below, a 5 o'clock shadow and a skirt. People also assume that because I enjoy these potential future ramifications, I am 'on board' with trannies of today. I'm not; they're as comical to me as they are to you. I just think it's interesting where things will go in the future.
>>219236995Not him but Tony has power, authority and dominance. There's a reason a lot of women would rather be shagged by him than some toned/skinny good looking zoomer who whimpers, hesitates and asks permission to do anything daring
>>219236899sydney is not better than peak ana
>>219236968i like when women are masculine and dykeish thoughthat's how you know i'm a real misogynist
>>219236973I didn't say Bronze Age. I just meant a collapse, followed by a return to a more communal living, more Amish-like. Reasons for the collapse? Soil is dead, we use fertilizers which aren't infinite, and EROI having to be maintained at a certain level. EROI level is maintained by resources which aren't infinite.
>>219237040corr would absolutely eradicate her minge like blitzkrieg on sudetenland
lad sent me a willy pick last night and he had a tattoo on itmade me cringe just looking at it
It's interesting to see how anti pedo brit generals are. How do they coexist in the same board as /csg/ or /djt/?
>>219237043I dunno lad I used the uncanny valley comparison because that's the kind of thing you can never completely unsee, you will always be acutely aware that somethings not right
>>219236968truth nuke
>>219237049I find the idea so gross I'd go for a 5/10 to avoid the troonbots entirely
>>219237064so you’re a nonce then
Twas on one bright March morningI bid New Orleans adieuAnd I took the road to Jackson townMy fortune to renewI cursed all foreign moneyNo credit could I gainWhich filled my heart with longingFor the lakes of PontcahrtrainI stepped on board of a railroad carBeneath the morning sunI rode the rods till eveningAnd I laid me down againAll strangers there, no friends to meTill a dark girl towards me cameAnd I fell in love with a Creole girlBy the lakes of PontchartrainI said my pretty Creole girlMy money here’s no goodAnd if it weren’t for the alligatorsI’d sleep out in the wood“You’re welcome here kind strangerOur house is very plainBut we never turned a stranger outOn the banks of Pontchartrain ”She took me into her mammy’s houseAnd she treated me right wellThe hair upon her shouldersIn jet black ringlets fellTo try to paint her beautyI’m sure ‘t would be in vainSo handsome was my Creole girlBy the lakes of Pontchartrain
would never be able to shag a bloke, even if they had cutting edge surgery that made them indistinguishable from a female on a surface level
>>219237064>How do they coexist in the same board as /csg/ or /djt/?cant speak for everyone but i barely ever browse outer /int/, and seeing threads like the ones you mentioned when looking for /brit/ reaffirms my choice every day
all we want is eternal bliss
>>219237057Mate they'll be drilling for oil on the moon, Mars and asteroids long before they give up their oil and plastics and are forced to deal with the consequences of human hubris. With regards to the Amish analogy, with the Amish you have a community of people who buy into that style of living. Obviously the kids have a choice and they can have their Rumpsringa then decide if they want to leave or carry on living that way etc. In a collapse situation, huge sections of humanity are being forced into what they would consider a sub-standard way of life (regardless of the truth of that).Even if they'd be better off living as the Amish do, happier and healthier, they wouldn't accept it because it had been thrust upon them. People would be clambering to get back to their idea of modern normality. And they'd use the wealth of human knowledge to claw back as much as they could, as fast as they could.Which is why I say you'd need an enforced scenario. Something like the walled community from Attack on Titan or that warehouse Truman lived in. That's the only situation where you'd get people living simpler lives. You'd have to willfully keep them ignorant to reality i.e the extent of what is technologically known.
>>219236973New Zealand should have been the place for this
no more political videos for mefucking depressing
>>219237138>Mate they'll be drilling for oil on the moon, Mars and asteroids long before they give up their oil and plastics and are forced to deal with the consequences of human hubris. I don't think you get the idea of EROI, or of an uncaring physical universe for that matter. Science isn't like magic, sometimes it can't get you out of a hole. Of course like I said I could be wrong. You're on the side of humans being able to think their way out of anything and maybe you're right, but maybe not.
>>219237100cope
>>219236922
>>219237213you can be tricked ≠ you'd shag a bloke
feeling fucking miserable !!can someone cheer me up x
>>219237249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpiU6nb9JyI
>>219237249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0nqwgu_Us4
>>219237204>you don't understand EROI! Only I understand this thing I just learned about!>pictured: a graph describing energy availability for planet Earth in a closed system after the issue of mining for energy resources on other celestial bodies was raised (by me)OK mate.
>>219237312yeah we'll just invent anti-grav and make going into space so much cheaper woo
*starts twerkign so hard the thread shakes*
>>219237249go back to sleep what do you gain from being awake at 7am saturday
>>219237249We might get robot bodies
>>219236973Afraid of a manufactured tech singularity/population collapse combo. Cleaner air and more resources for way fewer people with their LLM friends. Few people living luxurious high tech lives, virtually no other people around. Dead from plagues and in wars and whatnot. Genetically modified high IQ/ASD trillionaires colonizing from there. Basically 45 different sci-fi movies I've seen.
sister trying to organise MY birthday weekend around HER planswell dare i say she can fuck right off
>>219237343the question is what do I gain from being awake at all
Gn lads
>>219237353whats she like can i fuck her
>>219237353she fit?
>>219237341this is the only post that actually cheered me upthank you
>>219237365night
toilfus birthday today, will send her a nice message soon
>>219237371>>219237373shes fourty years old and two kids in
So what makes a woman become an escort in your view lads?
>>219231988this film was on itv2 literally every week for years
>>219237349Yeah I could see that tbf. Less setting people back in time technologically but moreso keeping them stagnant, stuck in time with current technology while the ladder is pulled up behind clo$$$ed doors and then new advances are used to keep the proles downI don't know the solution.
back from ma runAbsolutely FREEZING out
>>219237434drug addiction
>>219237491any ice? lots herehope you didn't slip
*sets /brit/ status: offline on valentines day*
>>219237516Yeah saw some on the pavement and roads but luckily I run in the forest so didn’t have to worry
genuinely might become a sikh
>>219237496The blonde escort I see seems healthy
>Honoré de Balzac
>>219237449Yeah, basically what's happening now but at fantasy volume knob levels. Solution might be some kind non-nefarious religion revival honestly, feel that's happening already and is partly astroturfed and probably not as a solution to this foreseeable future people problem. Universe demands more consciousness because God, AI's can't be conscious because God, we need to ensure we nurture all consciousness and make it not hate being around, more the merrier. But maybe they'd breed billions of dogs, that's what I'd do.
>>219237586mousey-tier post
>>219237582it's always drug addiciton mateit's the only thing that affects their brain chemistry to such an extreme degree that they're willing to commit any shameless act for morea lot of pimps will purposely get their prozzies addicted to drugs to keep them hooked on a leash
>>219237249Just when I thought I was out....theyyyy puuuuull me back in
>>219237099British culture that, yeah?
they've put a new girl on my shift for me to train
>>219237346mid
Doing a curry poo
>>219237645have you ever had sex?
>>219237517lmao
>>219237647not a had a curry in yonks
>Discord's age verification rollout has ties to Palantir co-founder and panopticon architect Peter Thiel
>>219237645dont rape her ladillegal>>219237517
>>219237632Im irish
>>219237645For me it's when a new girl joins, thinks I'm normal because I'm tall and I work out but then she talks to me and learns I'm really autistic and weird and then gives me very odd, concerned looks forevermore until she changes jobs ~6 months later.But I do enjoy that 30 second window where they look at me like I'm normal.
don’t worry about chop, you don’t know shit about chop
>>219237690we can handle some chop
might play some cyberpunk 2077
>>219237718never did play the game but I enjoyed the anime
dunno what this conversation about putting male brains in female bodies was aboutat that point might as well go back in time using the time machine we're going to invent and change the chromosomes with the chromosome change machine of the troon in the past
Not sure what to do
>>219237690Goat movie
>>219237730ktim
>>219237605She lives in a nice flat, I really can't see her being the drug type although given she likes Sylvia Plath, I think she maybe has depressive tendencies
>>219237730scream this is me just lay in bed trying to manifest a purpose
fingering my wet fanny
Thats them done then
right i'm not playing cyberpunki'm going to pop my washing on, neck this pseudo flat white i've made then head out for a walk and catch the long shadows on this rare sunny day
Just got back homes from Greggs. Was lushington. Feel like I could have a nap now x
Virtually all high-end escorts are just birds at uni who know the value of what they have. Obviously I'm not talking about clapped 30-40 year olds with a crop of caramel kids to feed or some drug addicted Eastern Yuro on adultwork who has a pimp. If a woman is smart, knows her value, is discreet, it makes a lot of financial sense to get into that line of work while she's in her prime. Why work 20 hours a week in Tesco while trying to study for a degree when you can work 1 night a month getting wine and dined by an objectively successful man, fuck him, then go back to your normal life?It makes a lot of men angry to consider that this happens but unfortunately it does. Up and down the country, everywhere. It makes sense. Is it annoying to think that your university-educated future bride may have spent her best years selling her body to other men? Yeah. Is it any more annoying than knowing she pulled a different lad off the apps every weekend for free? Not really.
>>219237822ugly bugger
going to the sweet shop to buy some bom boms
>>219237835Nasty
Had pre-valentine's sex last night. I'm telling you lads, my penis has shrunk from 8"in my 20s to a pathetic 6" in my 30s. My woman couldn't even grind on my knobule properly
>>219237804>Virtually all high-end escorts are just birds at uni who know the value of what they haveI think this is the case for the blonde one I see.She's been an escort for about 6 years now (she went to uni before covid) but from her profile I reckon she did OnlyFans or camgirl stuff before that.She said she studied feminist art at uni so I reckon she's the "sex positive" type.
>>219237845Cheers virgin
>>219237771Love boomer comics
What are some other deano dogs?>pug>bulldog>labradoodle>dachshund
Need to smell Emma Watson's gas. I bet her brand is mighty wicked.
wished the gf a happy valentines first thing, feels good to be loved by others :)
Oh it’s that day when all the virgins lie about having a gf/wife I get it
don't have a gf myselfin fact, i've never had a gf23 years of not having a gfhaha x
Obviously as a Jap Miyazaki is incapable of understanding the Eurocentric idealism of Tolkien, the sense of ennoblement, definitely not what Tolkien described as the 'Eucatastrophe'. It really is a shame that to this day he has basically supplanted what those stories are about with his own subversive and nihilistic impressions and walks around like it's fact now, and that everyone is wrong but him.A western man looks at the Charge of the Rohirrim and his heart soars, Miyazaki looks at it and wishes Sauron summoned a giant monster that murders them all and destroys all hope of victory for the forces of good and then ten million years later your character wantders around the fucked up ruins of Gondor.
>>219237903So are you 23 or like 43
My mom didn’t invite me to her birthday dinner this year.
>>219237849It's not exactly a job for life though. If a woman were smart about it she'd do it during uni, doing a bit of overtime here and there, throw the extra money into an index fund, finish her non-meme degree then get a proper job, put the sex business stuff behind her, marry a nice poor sap who doesn't need to know. Being post-uni with no actual job still relying on escorting isn't really where you want to be. Obviously women like that still have simps lining up begging to save them from the lifestyle (yourself for example) but they should be thinking of an exit strategy while there's still some juice to be squeezed from the orange of their youth.
I'm not fucking lying. My penis has shrunk 2 inches
yeah well why are your pants on fire
>>219237944done him
might go to the shop just something to do for a bit innit
any poofy benders in?
>>219237974just you
>>219237978DONE him there
>>21923791223
Might have to have a little break from the wuppagrind. Feel bloated nows.
Why doesn't anyone believe me about my shrinking penis
>>219238029Get on that SPH grind x
>>219237984I mean, if he was looking for poofy benders he probably is one himself, fail to see who's been done here.
>>219237931So why do you think she does it? She's done it for 6 years.>begging to save them from the lifestyle (yourself for example)I haven't done that.
Strong whiff of poo rolling across Harrogate this morning
>>219238061i've most certainly been done (up the arse that is)
guys I just realized... all the sexcorts I've been seeing, they actually had huge cocks, I wasn't shagging them in the vagina, but rather... their man arse... so basically... I'm gayThe End
>>219238083New arrivals fresh off the boat from Mumbai I'm guessing.
2 whole inches
*shoots you*
>>219238169The one on the right is aiming straight for my bollocks.
>>219238178oh do grow up
>>219238072>Why do it then?Because the value proposition remains the same, until it doesn't. A 24 year old who keeps in good nick is still going to command a fair price. A woman can still get a month's wage for a few night's work.The problem being that her value is decreasing with time. A millonaire businessman or a surgeon cheating on his wife who wants to fuck a 19 year old today, still wants to fuck a 19 year old ten years from now. He doesn't want to fuck a 29 year old ten years from now and he most certainly doesn't want to fuck a 39 year old.
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>>219238227I guess, I just wonder what her long term plan is. She's in her late 20s now.She mentioned to me that she was thinking of going back to uni to do a masters degree in a few years. I assume her plan is to escort for life.
