Terry Christian edition
listening to ac/dc
>>219242206starmer appointing him immediately
bit of gaming for me then
big fan of welsh history me
>>219242262wtf is that thing
>>219242262looks finnish
all I want for christmas is a dukla prague away kit
>>219242216baffling behaviour to imply that someone else belongs there when in the very same post you've just revealed you know more about it than anyone else here
>>219242262Wouldn't mind getting into her sticky toffee
>>2192422624 quid for the whole cake!? corrrrr
>>219242262looks delicious
>>219242272a woman, rorke
>>219242232this man needs thanking for supporting the australian music industry
>>219242262don't know what a slump cake is desu
sunny today
Still howling about this
sir fanny smeller
>>219242328needs a good shagging
Lord Jesus you came to gather the nations in to the peace of God's Kingdom, Kyrie Kyrie, Elesion You come in word and in sacrement to make us Holy, Christe Christe, ElesionYou will come again in glory with salvation for your people, Kyrie Lyrie ElesionMay Almighty God have Mercy on us, Forgive us our sins, and bring us all to ever lasting lifeGlory to God in the highest!
>>219242288It’ll be per slice
don't know what it is about guinness but I can neck a pint unlike anything else
>>219242262the zoomer phenotype
kim wexler sweaty tights footjob after long new mexico summer work day
>>219242262Too much foundation
got my fanny out
ruby granger's quivering tuppence
so is it legal to say you support palestine action now or what
out with are lass
ruby grangler
>>219242409yes, say it loud and proud mate :)
poo bumming out my anal arse hole
>>219242409No idea why people care so much honestly, get a fucking hobby
free palestine? why is it free?
got a finger or two up my hiney
>>219242471christ what fucking unfunny post
>>219242453think it is a hobby for a lot of people, doing good stuff and whatever
>>219242471anything is free if you take it
>your thoughts on the latest from Palestine?sorry mate I'm actually a member of my local tennis club and play regularly several nights a week, you understand
(8)she got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat here we go (8)
>>219242494>doing good stuffLike attacking police and destroying the engines of RAF tankers?
>>219242242What’s this from
get in
going to go to the shops to pick up some single-man food for my single-man life
rorke breaking out in a cold sweat at night after he had a dream about someone attacking the poor poor wittle powicemen :(((
>>219242516innocent people being murdered by the zionist world order is bad even if they're brown, rorkeyou of all people should know this
>>219242519AI slop
>Steve Bannon courted Epstein in his efforts to ‘take down’ Pope FrancisThis is insane Bannon is a Catholic too!
>>219242516and making it harder for the uk to send bombs over to israel to blow up kids
>>219242560Oh. Usually I can tell
>>219242546shopping on weekends is a nightmare
married lass at toil has been very flirty with me recently
>>219242546going to pick up the reduced valentines stuff tonight
>>219242557he won't like this lol
anne hathaway sex arse
>>219242582I mean that would make sense if the Royal Air Force only had 1 single plane and that was the one they destroyed with paint
im far right
>>219242599Just a made up lie.You probably don’t even have a job.
got no clean pants
>>219242631why
>>219242635cause i am
>>219242633sc
>>219242616have a look at what they've done with elbit systems though
*headcrab jump sound*
https://files.catbox.moe/e2a5nm.mp4
>>219242616better than nothing
>>219242617Jesus Christ she’s fucking slow was she cycling backwards
pissed off one of the pikeys and he started shouting various times the Irish beat the UK through his cell door as if something that happened like 200 years ago is still relevant
off for a vape anyone want owt
>>219242648virus don't click this
>>219242658think I'll be having a Memers Vape for todaylush
>>219242559Yeah I'm sure parading around random cities in the UK will really make Israel think twice about bombing Gaza>>219242582We don't send bombs to Israel, they have their own defence industry, and what does an RAF aerial refuelling tanker have to do with anything? Leftists really aren't very bright, it's all about virtue signalling. If they really wanted to make a difference they would raise money for the Red Cross or other charities rather than parading around pointlessly. They do it for themselves, to make themselves feel like 'good' people, but they do absolutely nothing.
>>219242658need more shops
take me back!!!!!
>>219242633couple weeks ago she shared her lunch with me. I thought she meant have a bite but she let me have over half the salmon she brought inThen yesterday she asked me what role I was working at the weekend and was like "aww so I won't see you then"feel free to believe it or not I really don't care
leftypol burning down a Greggs to stop them sending sausage rolls to Israel
>>219242646fucking hate those little buggers
>>219242692>raise money for charitiesIsrael blocks them sending aid to gaza and bombs the ones which are actually therenot very effective
the heir to greggs is a nonce
well that's me thinking about monday work stuff on a saturday
crodie here in five minutes
i am the sonand the heirof a pieness that is criminally vulgari am the son and heirof nothing but shitty pastry
>>219242747>using AI for menul elf adviceprobably a bad idea m8
>>219242730The Red Cross are in there now. So you have two options>walk around the streets of Cheadle with megaphones shouting 'End the war' to nobody in particularor>raise money for charities that can help, even if there's a delayed response due to the Israelis not letting them in prior to the ceasefireWhich sounds like a better course of action?
Tonight in /brit/ we'll be watching the Coopers stream and insulting one another With musical guest Popa Chubby
>Agreed. Not just X – but also Ywhy does it talk like thiswho in its source data talks like this
>>219242730Still does more than doing anything in this country. Where I live there is a group of old women on a Thursday who go and stand on a bridge over a dual carriageway and wave Palestine flags. Please tell me what good that is doing
>>219242747escortmong talking to chatgpt about the russian whore
>>219242692the raf have been directly involved with surveilling gaza for israel you don't bomb palestine but you very literally help them do it, fucking up the planes is about the closest thing a UK citizen could do in terms of direct action against the genocide
>>219242763excellent post
>>219242769Got no1 else m8
irish diaspora care a lot about brown people
>>219242779redditors and indians unironically
might go a big long walk to forget about shitty life
Morning team
Given how many old people you see at most venues and the lack of young people and families I genuinely believe the young and productive just live to subsidise the old people's jaunts.
>>219242810love a big long walk me, always feel better afterwards
>>219242786Nah talking about my dead brother
>>219242787The RAF contributed to deploying humanitarian aid to Gaza, putting a tanker out of action hinders that. Also, do you really care so much about what's happening in a country that isn't your own that you would sabotage your own country's defences to stop it?
>>219242815*old people and unemployed tossers' jaunts
aussie is the most peng pizza topping/style. simple as.
might suck a big long willy to forget about my shitty life
been abusing the £1 xbox game pass for months i just make a new account every month
>>219242815it's because most people under 30 barely do anything other that sit indoors looking at various screens
what's the best chatgpt voice/personality to use? i just have it set to the default one and its speech is kind of annoying
yesterday was good but culdn't get more than kisses off the slags
toilfu still hasnt read my birthday message :(
@jarvis talk to me like you're a bf who is manipulative and toxic but in a way which results in me feeling safe and desired
The big news in Australia is that a Chinaman poured boiling hot coffee on a baby
>>219242832>do you really care so much about what's happening in a country that isn't your own....yesis caring about bad things happening in the world really that outlandish of a concept to you
>>219242852There are only two English voices and I find the woman's to be strangely croaky. I don't want to listen to a yank either. I only really use it for text.
>>219242853you got herpes too
heyleftypolleave them billionaires aloneall in all you're just another rorke in the wall
made a scooby do tier sandwich for lunchingtons
Bloody bastard Dell DisplayPort benchod bitch
>>219242838ham bacon eggred onion maybe oregano or chili flakesit lush
>>219242873yeah sorry i meant the text speaking voice, they have different tones or attitudes or some shitmy one speaks like this >>219242747 i think that's the default voice
>>219242874nopehave a functioning immune system
>>219242883>hey>billionaires>leave them kids alone>all in all you're just another rorke in the wallfixed to make more sense in a historical materialist perspective and relative to the epstein corruption
>>219242869Are you aware of all the other conflicts happening around the world? About all the other people suffering and dying? Why do you care about this one in particular? What happened to the war in Ukraine, why did you stop caring about that?
got my todger out
>>219242853ktwm back in uni
For one day ChatGPT should just randomly switch to a demonic gremlin who bullies the user when they talk about menthol elfAnd then switch back to normal the next day as if it never even happenedLOL
>egg
>>219242907bet these pom freaks don't put egg on 'za
thinking about the war in my arse
literal teenage girl just smiled and waved at me in tescogrim grim grim
>>219242944Bore your mates with these shit jokes, not us.
*turns hostile*
>>219242847>>219242941
>>219242944uve bene done>>219242957literally neve rhappened to me
why do reddits always say hawaiian pizza is bad when actually it's good
>>219242955FREE TURDSTINE
>>219242957Why is that grim?
chatgpt is the demiurge
>>219242928right well you clearly aren't even really engaging with our replies are you, you just want to argue with the strawman spectre of a dumb blue haired liberal that lives rent free in your head
>>219242954Fiorentina mate, one of my fave 'zas
>>219242957A drunk 15 year old girl gave me a hug once on the street
sisters put me on a bit of a tune here“Pink pony club”
>>219242992>A drunk 15 year old girla pakistanis ears perk up
>>219242991Good taste
my first gf was a cute FTM when I was 15fastforward a few years later and I find out she detransitioned and got addicted to ketsad
the tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo&list=RDhpsbj0OoeNo&start_radio=1
Percy Mingle x Undercover Bangers: Valentines Ballanyone going? >>219242999hello timet raveller from 3 years ago>>219242988hs
>>219242991>egg>spinachabsolute corr combo
>UK will deploy fleet of warships and fighter jets to Cheadle, Starmer announces amidst the recent tensions with the Poowong Autonomous Zone
>>219243018>tranny with menthol elf issues resorts to substance abuseMany such cases!
>>219242971some people are just genuine cattle, you'll notice they always download the same few opinions from the surface level internet to seem interestinghating the word moist, being scared of clowns, having "tripophobia", and so forth
>>219242957timmy won't do shit
>>219242985Just uncomfortable isn't it
>>219243037also how "Pluto IS a planet!!!"
best pizza is napoli anchovies are peng and no cheese means i dont do smelly farts and poos from
>>219243037Every woman's online dating profile says>Pineapple on pizza is bad>I love travelling, wine, and dogs
>>219243031it's lush mate, might get one tonight during steamingtoil
>>219243035I just find it mwad that we were in basically the same situation (same school, similar background, same prospects etc) a few years ago and now I'm living a normal life and she is constantly tripping off ket and shrooms
>>219243029Sorry for not being up to date on kids music mate
reddit and women yeah, tell me more
feeling Rorkian today. going Rorke mode
>>219242869no, but caring about brownoids does
>>219243056autistic mong sharing his fussy eating with us like we give a shite
>>219243053hitler liking dogs, mother teresa being a cunt, pepsi having its own navy, etc etc etc
>>219243056Are you black?
>>219243075cheese is the worst part of pizza.it's filler slop content
>mozarella>parmiggiano>prosciutto di parma>ruccolaFuck my stomach is rumbling now just from the thought of that za
>>219243073the enemy of my enemy is my friend, even if they are the wrong colour
begging the girl i fancy to come cuddle with me a bit before she goes off to a club to shag people later>>219243069lot of words to say "im an incel"
>>219243084no. you dont need to be lactose intolerant . cheese is bad anyway. . thats why its not on the harvard plate
watching anime on my own in my smelly incel bedroom for valentines daydoes it get any worse
>>219242692we do send them bombsand lefties do raise money for charities
Had an Iceland cheeseburger pizza the other night and it was lush
>>219243058that's just women in general for you
>>219243101
>>219243037Surely they realise how unoriginal they sound?
>>219243109wank to one of the girls in the anime mate
>>219243101You are not normal
why does being normoid come so effortlessly for women
corr might give her all my money
>>219243124only girl in it is 14 so i'm not sure i can really risk that
>>219243090t. has only had grim paki 'zas that are 80% cheap cheese
>>219243058And if they don't speak English then it's a paragraph of the same but delivered courtesy of ChatGPT
>I don't like cheese on pizzaok, somewhat respectable opinion>I don't like tomato on pizzafuck off and die
>>219243132Bizarre
>>219243128hs
>>219243122i think it's because they're just online enough to know about all that dull shit they repeat but they're still not online enough to realise that there's millions of other people doing the exact same shit
submechanophobia for me
>>219243131I think they're just much more aware of and better at disguising any of their odd behaviours or quirks
>>219242957A couple of teenagers asked me for my number in my 20s. You'd think it would balance out and I'd get 20+ year olds hitting on me in my 30s, but that is not the case...
Sad how Diego died in that spaceship accident but it's probably for the best overall
bbq sauce instead of tomato sauce is the clearest sign of lower class scum
>>219243096no, i have two enemies: the biomass and those who brought many of them here
Going out for a meal later with my mate as a sort of "friends valentines dinner"Even though I know it's platonic and neither of us really care about valentines day, it feels nice to have plans
is bbq sauce instead of tomato a thing on pizza in the yookay? it's a fucking plague here
>>219243171source
Don't care about valentine's day because I'm not an intel you see
>>219243159ktim, mumberg once told me there were all these tanks dumped in the bottom of this deep lake and I refused to go anywhere near it not even in a dinghy
>>219243157But everyone is online a lot nowadays even normies (on social media)
>>219243176understandable
>>219243182bentest thing ive ever read on here
going to start cooking soon
>>219243200does ALDI celebrate valentines day in-store?
>>219243182going to let him bum you after?
>>219243200not a woman either
Mummberg demanding I go and purchase 3 copies of the daily mail for some reason>>219243218Don't know I'm not working today
>>219243211i beg ghte girl i've fallen for to give me cuddles and hold hands before she goes off and shags loads of random guysso i think that sthe new bnestest hting
>>219243199https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yJm_k04O2S4
>>219243169I have the opposite problem, I only ever get hit on by older women and sadly not milfs either
>>219243206i mean "online" in terms of depth not time a man who spends 3hrs a day on spasticated incel forums is miles more "online" than a normie who spends 7hrs scrolling tiktok
>>219243234fuck rip big D
the o.c. on amazon prime ladsmight watch 10 hours of that this afternoon
>>219243183>bbq saucevile shit that
>>219243233no the other thing is more bent
>>219243231there's a free book so maybe she wants 3 copies of it
>>219243183you can sometimes specify it but i dont think its the default ever wtf
The worst is when women say "I like animals more than people"Bitch, you're on an app for meeting people!
>>219243182hope you explore each other's bodies x
>>219243211:/>>219243220She's a woman but if she was up for it I'd let her pop a finger in
>>219243233dear oh dear mate I'm the poster that's always banging on about the toilfu and even I haven't got that desperate (yet)
>>219243264she must reckon you're bent
>>219243250CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>going ona platonic calentines date with a girl what the acutla fuckloleithetr u or her must be among ugliest people alive to nto phook up on valentiens after a couple bottle sof winme
Got my haircut look quite fit now
>>219243239but isn't social media just surface level Internet stuff like memes. They've obviously come across it somewhere, likely multiple times, yet they repeat as if it's an original thought. They must be aware.
>>219243258it's not the default here by any means but its very existence enrages me
name on fake diego
>>219243294to right4w mateaw
>>219243182cute x
>>219243296>They must be aware.you're giving the average person too much credit lol
>>219243295mad how much of a difference a fresh cut makesshame I don't have the motivation or energy to do regular visits to the barbers
Has the zoomer brocoli haircut evolved? I feel that it's less big and poofy now
>>219243294either you're pissed as a fart at 1pm or you're having a stroke
the economy would be better if everyone paid more in tax
Bf's making us a meal for later
Might have a 1pm stroke
Slathering Rorke up with BBQ sauce
>>219243328beither cope on
steak and a wank tonight
cronem sending waggy with red bowtie on it talm bout sum who gon tek dis *fire emoji*
>>219243320They all want it like ishowspeed's
on this day, way back during the prohibition times of america, al capone got a bunch of his men together and carried out one of the most successful and bloody hits the mob ever committed
>>219243361bragley bait
>>219243250we're all watching Mad Men
>>219243294Is your phone screen fucked too?
gen zee boss and a mini
>>219243396no its' unbroken why
>>219242519>>219242560>>219242594WRONGIt's from a series of photos by Taiye Omokore
>>219243363The wank and turf as it were
this isnt working
>intel
>>219243294Don't shame me please mate
on this dayi see clearly
>>219243416spaff and turf would have been a better gag
>>219243313I find this difficult to believe when normies are usually so sensitive to trends and stuff like thatMore likely it's a type of virtue signalling for social points at the expense of originality
>>219243239It's all the same shit nowadays. For example, there is now a universal "internet vocabulary" that didn't exist before. Nobody said "suxorz" on facebook or in real before, but lots of people will say things like "based", etc.
>>219243386Doesn't he have n*gger 'hair? How do white zoomers copy that?
If you ask ChatGPT which NFL teams don't end in S, it has an absolute breakdown
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/191417046/#191418767have just remembered this
>>219243368LOLem trees smashing the like button
bet some of you would be interested in this
>>219243482*mousey's ears perk up*
>>219243445its not like rorkes nan is on facebook calling people goycattle
>>219243472>Ziedbelg pretending to have a girlfriend and talking about air fryers ittlol
I swear all the mainstream looksmaxxing vocabulary originated from a forums i used to frequent in the early 2010s called puahate and sluthate that had like fewer than 100 active users. the losers on there were using these terms back in 2011/12
>>219243472really didn't enjoy reading this
Bridgerton is pure kino.ty based jews
Currently brewmaxxing and booting up Pokemon Shield x
〠
Sir Matt Groening
>>219243413Why does he thinks it’s acceptable to use the flag of Gwynedd wouldn’t see me rocking about with the flag of some Nigerian tribe that would be cultural appropriation
>>219243528Yes. Puahate spread to /fit/>"why lift when it's all about the face?"
i piss in pools and fart really loud at parties when the music's loud enough to mask it
>>219243528How old are you?
cans are out lussssshhhhhh x
>>219243589Nonce
>>219243528yeah it did. it's the same with chad becoming mainstream when it started as an /r9k/ greentext joke
>>219243515I feel like our grandparents don't spend nearly as much time online as it came around so late in their lives. Everyone born from the 1960s and onwards from now on will be heavily involved in the internet.
>>219243525Still howl when I remember asking him why he doesn't go out on a Friday, and he replied 'there's nothing to do' and that 'nobody goes out'An all timer moment of clarity
the belgian deflowers white link ups
>>219243611He doesn't, by his own admission there is 'nothing to do' so he stays inside all weekend
rorke vented in electrical
I was on puahate in the early 2010sMy irl friend had a mewing/looksmaxxing consultation with Dr Mike Mew around the same time
>>219243606That thread from 2023 also has some interesting deleted posts from a UK flag
>>219243588Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and I just punched a Tarq as hard as I could right in the side of the head and sent him flying into a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on I joined in with everyone else like "fucking ell mate that's mental how somebody would do that" then I looked around the room with fake concern like "come on you cowardly cunt, fess up"Nobody ever found out it was me, I felt so powerful.
Gonna have a poo now but will observe the thread on me phone, so no funny business!
well that pizza conversation has whetted my appetiteshall be making 1 margertita pizza with anchovies
nice sunny day today , giving me faff a quick tan before the big valentines day wank
I'm a pygmy marmoset
>>219243593This post is more bent than literal gay porn
brewdog is finished
barber fucked up
That's you done mate
>>219243695you have something against my inch's, my fancy cider glass, my smeg toaster, my double width air fryer, my marble countertops?
>>219243669Ziedy completely changed his gimmick around this time, from claiming to be a guy who lets his gf cheat on him, to his bizarre afro-paedoslop that he spams now
what the hell was he doing in bermuda
Twitch streamer Mouse has deleted all his old streams
>>219243714Can’t tell if he’s fat or not Enhance
>>219243713Diane. February 14th. They fucked my shit up big time
>>219243725Fascinating creatures
>>219243713petyr baelish looking nigga
>>219243714smeg mong in his smeg toaster
>>219243734healthy and thriving at 81kg x
>>219243729on his way from little saint james island
>>219243743>>191248941 He obviously denies this is him but it's obvious for those who rememberMaybe he actually became mentally ill after getting cucked too many times lol
>>219243768>ding dong What a dork lmfao
SCREAMINGhttps://old.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/1r3qsay/a_baby_in_this_economy/
what was the deleted post
>>219243802
sex
>>219243832>>219243832>>219243832
>>219243824ziedy talking about his gf cheating on him with black fella
