dogberg rising
right so trying to compare laptops makes me want to kill myslef
very untrustworthy dog
>>219243853just get a fucking macbook like a normal person and stop your mithering
>>219243832toto africa
need me some noise cancelling earbuds
>>219243853apple, at least 16GB ram, at least 1TB of storagedone
Fucking love sucking cock
>>219243900bold words on valentines day
Entertain me you friendless shut in freak lmao
Noticed men in adverts are treated worse than dogs
>>219243853low T
>>219243927stop noticing things, thanks x
>>219243853got to be a thinkpad though, in the end, right?
>>219243951pure sex
think my cat is gay lads
>>219243967>it's like looking at airsoft or miniaturesthat's fitting as your willy is a meat-subtitute miniature
>>219243853I've got this one, I like it.Lovely screen, very light and has a great battery. >>219243887Bose QuietComfort Gen2 for the best ANCSony WF1000 has slightly worse ANC but still great, and has a better sound profile than the BoseApple AirPods if you have an iPhone
>>219243964why do you think so
take it to /g/
>>219243962still can't believe that mizkif fumbled that. some men get given everything and they still fuck up. fuck my retarded chudcel life
fiending for some shite food
>>219243994
There's nothing.
>>219243953do thinkpads still have that cheeky keyboard clit you can use to control the mouse?
>>219244036yehx
>>219244017would
>>219244041tummy sexo
>>219244017Kek, klenk even
>>219243987*pipes your output to /dev/null*>>219244041almost every vid I see is her pulling her trousers lower to show off her belly and uterus bumpvaguely recall one where she pulled it too low and revealed either a fanny tattoo or landing strip
always funny when you mention a fit streamer and someone turns up within minutes with a picture of her without makeup
>>219244041She looks like an annoying dumbass cunt surrounded by retarded beta simps who suck up her every word. Would quite happily murder for the lulz
>>219243964Chasing its own tail?
>>219244070prefer girls without layers of makeup, me
fucks sake
>>219244085umm
Rorke still using an x86 macbook
>>219244088sc
off to bednap time x
linux
>>219244088he's shagged more than rorkehe's shagged more than rooooorkesteven dawsonhe's shagged more than rorke
>>219244088
had terrible sleep all week and had only one full meal since Wednesday. Yeah we're so back x
Stop posting asians!!!!!!!!!
>>219244104Without layers? sameVery few women look great with zero makeup, but for most less is more I reckon
>>219244157small energetic tomboy girlfriend
Firing up simpcity on my smelly incel command centre
Just got the newspapers for mum bought myself some sugar free lemonade, a 6 pack of walkers cheese and onion crisps and a chicken, bacon and lettuce sandwich
>>219244157Don't think that's standard issue Racoon Police Department uniform
>>219244188why
>Alexei Navalny died after being poisoned with dart frog toxin, UK and allies say
>>219244246Some get off easy
>>219244247his dad died when tilde was just a boy
Eating expired sushi
>>219244188why does some Aldi meat come in a block but others in a normal packet?
>>219244247He doesn't work there
>>219244247Would 6-0 this freak in any and all battle formats as I am a Pokemon GOD
>>219244266When'd it go out
>>219244297umm...
>>219244272Don't know I just put it on the shelves>>219244277Doubt it
कम से कम हम जर्मन नहीं बोलते हैं
>>219244297Not entirely sure if these are adult women
Off to the Maypole Inn
>>219244334they have a penis hopefully
Favourite types in Pokémon include grass, water, bug and flying. One of my favourite Pokémon is Seedot
>>219244247it's well established he lives in scarborough
>>219244308don't they train you about the products so you can talk to customers about them?
>>219244349What's your least favourite
>>219244280Either yesterday or 3 months ago
Employed Woman is adorable and we all love her x
I miss how noted game streamer and attention-loather MouseLord would stream on Twitch
>>219244363Nidoran (male) as he constantly reminds me that I have a willy.
him
>>219244362No they don't. Sometimes customers ask me when new products will be in and I always say they will be in on the next day I'm not at work>>219244363Least favourite Pokémon is a difficult choice because there's so many, but off the top of my head I don't like Lickylicky and it frustrates me because Lickitung has a great design
>Sometimes customers ask me when new products will be in and I always say they will be in on the next day I'm not at workPure mischief
>>219244407tummy erotic
Stinky spicy Thai food shit slithering out of my ass as we speak
>>219244422leave it on r/diegoday next time
>>219244422
>>219244407little nipple there
>>219244388jej
Jimmy from the wire is literally me
>>219244467in what way?
used to wank imagining i was shagging vulpix when playing pokemon shortly after i was first shown how to wank and before i could access real porn
got the meal deal in
bit bored and the day is still young don't know what to do with myself
Gonna get the gf to dress up like umbunny
>>219244493Play Final Fantasy XVI
>>219244510corr
>>219244474luv pussiluv drinking
Valentine’s Day going well for you lads I see
>>219244553yeah, eating a sandwichx
>>219244553did a big arse wank to dua lipa
>>219244537Well he gets pussy so that's quite the difference when you think about it
theyve gone mental
i'm sort of the max robespierre of /brit/
>>219244388scr
>>219244580Still love some good old jameson tho haha x
>>219244607Yeah it's nice
>>219244642>Milica JaricHuh
nyguhhhh EEEEEEEEEE
>>219244700this is the post
https://youtu.be/c0fHs7THj4k
christmas tree is still up in the incelflat
I'm bald
Taken the missus to a proper, proper boozer
>>219244723easier to just never put one upmeans things are normal 364 out of 365 days of the year
>>219244723Why
>>219244723reckon you should keep it up all yearwill be a funny talking point for guests and such like
Just called out sick from toil. actually a bit sniffly in earnest. Looking handsome this morning though so it's a shame the toilfu wont be seeing anything of me
Did another poo just now, calling mumberg after
rupert lowe is a big posh sod with plums in his mouth
>>219244753can they smell poos through the phone?
The ASMR girlsies are fighting and accusing each other of lesbian rape
>>219244781Mind says no, heart says yes
i want to die very badly
>>219244804angelica can rape me anytimex
>>219244804
Quite stylish.
>>219244804qrd?
>>219244854The ASMR girlsies are fighting, and there are allegations of lesbian rape being made
thinking about ruby granger's fanny again
>>219244840>untucked, open shirt under the vestLooks bad, like curtains for his willy
>>219244865interesting
>>219244870Odd thing to think about
>>219244840
>>219244833For me GoodnightMoon is probably up there as one of the most attractive women to have ever lived. It's down to personal preference obviously but I just mean for me, she's my version of a 10/10.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGvY2FbwoJo
>>219244888yeah lovely face on the lass
Sir David GraeberSir Guy DebordSir Jean Baudrillard
>>219244854Angelica accused Erin (Goodnight Moon) or getting her drunk and forcing herself on her. Erin says they were all drunk and that Angelica initiated.
You’re a good kid Franklin
egg
Very boring afternoon on /Brit/
>>219244887A hooded sweatshirt in 2026? I'm thinking no. Maybe if you've taken ill and you're just dossing around the house. But not outside. Not really.
>>219244823Cheer up
my twink bum fucking stinks
love my youtube shorts slop when im poo steaming dont i
Just been to M&S to get my valentine's day meal sorted but it's rammed and everything's sold out. Should have really expected that desu
>>219244921
>>219244920What have you eaten so far today?
>>219244947not the only thing being rammed today!
Got the spic music on
>>219244823ktim but we’re going to do our best and soldier on lad
>>219244962
woke putting a stop to pooing
>>219244951Half the cupboard no doubt
>>219244947And what will you and your mum be having?
>>219244970grow up you sad little man
>>219244951Sandwich. That's it.
remember when i ssaw two rhinos fighting in a french zoothey were in a little enclosure that was far too small for them
>>219244983And then?
>>219244980As in the town in Kent? Fat cow such that you are.
made this fry-up earlier
>>219244994then i became vegan
im so depressed i can hardly get out of bed. things i need to do and i cant get myself to do them. change lights in my car. go to the laundrette. my house is a mess. im hardly eating. cant focus to read a book. struggle to go for a walk or go to the shops. i dread toil and keep thinking about quitting. id start over but im too depressed to put the wheels in motion.
>>219244983went to the zoo in london and seeing giraffes, lions and tigers in those tiny enclosures unironically radicalised me
>>219245011grim
>>219245011Black pudding is disgusting
>>219245011elton john crop dusted that toast
>posting here on valentine's dayHAHA YOU SINGLE BASTARD
>>219244971
>>219245016What does that have to do with what you saw
>>219245034i'm truecelmaxxing
>>219245034had three wanks today me
>>219245011why is a mutt calling this fry up grim?
>>219244966whats the point man
>>219245045all part of the animal industrial complex
England? Nope. Sovlmerica actually.
>>219244745>guestskek
im nonchalant
>>219245011eltongerine
>>219245071very nice. americans can't suffer
right well it's not disgusting though is it it's a normal nice fry-up
>>219245068I don't understand
it's legally mine i won it in a card game
eating some ciabatta with a single sundried tomato on it
>>219245071bet that's in new england
Flabbergasted, someone has actually replied to my insufferable horseshitI'm lost for words
Michelle Pogmore, 14 was last seen about 9pm on 20th February, 2004, in Carlisle Avenue, Mount Druitt, NSW after leaving a street party around 7pm in Bidwill.
>>219245071looks like the street at the end of the godfather
Girlfriend has something filthy planned for in bed tonight. Willard has been twitching in excitement all day.
(8)creepin, dey call her katy creepin, she creepin (8)
Why do I feel tired all the time
>>219245011jock cunt
>>219245134do middle aged women with dogs walk into rivers regularly in australia or is that a uniquely british phenomenon?
>>219245137hope she poos and wees on you
>>219245141No nordic semen shoved up your snatch
The Superstar All-American Breakfast with a Coca-Cola from The Diner at Flamingo Land Resort.
snap, crackle and gherkin
Better to be a cuck than alone imo
>>219245118Pnw man me
Mother, lookA black person mother
boy howdy i sure do love waffles and pancakes for breakfast yeehaw
>>219245173Looks terribly humid.
>>219245163america was the first country to land on the toast
>>219245145
>>219245183>pancakesPrefer Johnny cakes, me
>>219244818snärtgung
What joy we're having mother, what joy
>>219245214good post
Kelly Moltisanti sex arse>>219245206You're goddamn right
Mental how much we suffer here
>>219245163no tray?
>>219245228bet those houses cost like 20k each
Katies inspectin dey friend's cvpIssa still warm
About to scran a man's cunt
>>219245163personally wouldn't go with toast, "tater tots" AND pancakes because I feel three lots of carbs is unnecessary but in general I would eat that slopI don't get these people who turn their nose up because it's not their version of perfect. It's cheap shite, just get it down you.
>>219245228comfy
>>219245228>sidewalk on one side but not on the other
>>219245228Beautiful scenery wasted on a grotesque population. Oh well, once Rupert Lowe has Restored Britain he can Restore British America.
>>219245270Topsy turvy land
>sidewalkFOY
>pancakes for breakfastyeah nah yea im good aye
>It's cheap shite, just get it down you
>>219245259I recognise this 'spoons
>>219245278white americans are better than brits in every single way and it's not even close
I'm cold :(
>>219245259Dunno mate this one looks a bit shiteWouldn't be able to enjoy this knowing I've paid for it
pancake week is next week
Learning about the Ostrogoths and Visigoths as part of my pre-game preparation for Total War: Attila
>>219245308>t. Self-hating Scot or Welshman
>>219245300why isn't he on ozempic?
bruce sitting down for christmas dinner on June 21st with the sun overhead at 7PM, 40°C sitting down for an evening pancake meal on the double sidewalk, as is tradition
Listening to Owl CityApparently he made more than just Fireflies
>>219245304Fucking hell man, get me cock stuck up in there
>>219245324What about the week after?
>>219245337His song with Carly might be "the one"
>>219245307I'd meet you for a pint but I have work tomorrow unironically.
>>219245335You've confused yourself a bit there mate
>>219245347waheyyy
>>219245377Every beat of the post was intentional, for humorous effect.
>>219245307How? They all look exactly the same
i called them sidewalks because I replying to an american poster you fucking sperg
bruce sitting down to sit down the evening
right well that's an 'awson
Wikipedia being insanely slow this afternoon
>>219245337Used to be obsessed with this guy when I was in secondary school
How longs it take for you guys to grow a decent mustache?
not long til wine o clock
>>219245403fair enough I will grant you that the double sitting was clunky and entirely unintended, I'd thought you meant the jokey elementsyou may accept my concession on this matter
might wang myself wads
really want it to be summer, why's it still winter WHY WHY WHY *starts slamming on the table and throwing a tantrum like a baby*
>>219245414I really hope thats a lady with an actual vagene
grasping a grapefruit in anticipation
>>219245414So I'd like to have a source for this now
>>219245363This is a feel good tune that I don't deserve to be listening to
i called them thidewalkth becauth I repwying to an american pothter you fucking therpg
MotherOh mother
flat smells like poonot like i've been farting a lot but like i've had a shit somewhere and hidden it
>>219245459
there's an electro music guy called Owl Vision and the other day I accidentally searched for Owl City when meaning to look for him so now my algorithmand recs are fucked and they think I want to listen to cringey Owl City music (instead of my cringey electro bleeps and bloops):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6N9skkkiPg
>>219245464ktimI do big poos constantly that don't flush so I put some bleach in there and just leave it to erode slowly. makes my flat stink though
Having a latte and contemplating what to do
190 would've loved this thread
Christmas being cold sounds so fucking shit
>>219245454lycragun
>>219245482blud creating mustard gas in his incelflat
why don't we all get our bits out and talk dirty to each other
>>219245480you are a deeply boring cunt
arsewanktoil loometh
>>219245492Whats your cold season like? I've always imagined that Australia has pretty temperate winters
cared enough to reply+1 to my (You) count. None for you though.
>>219245515Good and true post.
>>219245515scream
>>219245496
>>219245527Winter in Victoria, Australia (June to August), is characterized by cold, often cloudy, and damp conditions, particularly in Melbourne, where temperatures typically range from 6.5°C to 14.2°C (43.7 - 57.6°F). While heavy, consistent rain is rare, it is frequently damp with moderate rainfall, and nights can be cold, often dropping to around 0°C in some areas.
giving the cat a boop
Just realised Ed Sheeran's A Team is about a woman addicted to class A drugs and not a girl who aspires to join the A-TeamReally changes the whole vibe of the song when you can read between the lines and comprehend the artist's true intention
>>219245515bit rude mate
Gonna buy some butter from the shop I think
The booped
>>2192455685 species of endangered fish went extinct for this post
>>219245599what brand?
>>219245583been this way since eighteenbut late-leecrumbling like paste-reesome things in life come good to usbut she's just on for another mangoes mad for a couple grams
wonder if any famous actresses and songstresses are dogpilled
190 can't drive - but if he could, he would drive this car
>>219245655HowlingTrying way too hard definitely a virgin behind the wheel
>>219245652Get your head out the gutter mate
>>219245655absolute bants this
>>219245655yanks love this shite
might goon for 6 hours
>>219245673fuck off kink-shaming cunt
>>219245655Don't see Comic Sans much these days
>>219245628Kerrygold. Always.
>>219245693
>>219245685tried gooning once but i cummed too quick
replying to himself to create a false sense of interest in his advert
>>219245716sober gooning isn't a thing. On stims you can wank forever without cooming but also when you decide to coom you can do so normally.
7 hour goon sesh with rorke
>>219245716got to pace yourself lad
>>219245740do you think it's coordinated guerrilla marketing or just someone shilling for free?
What is gooning?Just a zoomer word for edging?
>>219245752not true druggie scum
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