del gatto gordo editioné
il grassissimo
Genocide all people without blue eyes
Hey mate im recycling as you asked
>>219245878>>219247931>>219247933>/brit/
>>219245878not british. fuck off.>>219247931not british. fuck off.>>219247933not british. fuck off.>>219247950not british. fuck off.
UK WINTER OLYMPIC TEAM BABY LET'S GO!!
>>219245805Brimming with British culture
getting my willy out soon
>>219247957What are you doing up foolGo to sleep
>>219247987ummy
>>219247993Heatherpaedo
>>219247987for a political cause or of your own volition?
dreadful so far
Women are more horny than you realise.You should approach them more often.
Non-Londoners truly don't know how crazy going to Covent Garden on a Saturday is
>>219248044ok
>>219247957said the pot to the kettle
>>219247993Poor man's Aunt Jemima
>>219248014the latter
>>219248044bit like mumbai I imagine
>>219247978How much money have you made day trading?
>>219248044>I love vague posting.jpg
>>219248033>can't find a shag>blame menScience needs to study this phenomenon of women getting bullet time when it comes to dodging accountability
>>219248044I have my own garden thanks
right thats the saturday acca down the toilet
>>219248044just how crazy is it
>>219248089jesus fuck, absolutely smashed that urban dwelling rat into a million different pieces
Hi guys I'm Billy Bobby McKenzie
>>219248077How many (You)s have you garnered being an insufferable fagget? Why are you worried about how much money I have? The pictures of where I live really f*cked you up that bad?
>>219245805
>>219248085>bullet timei don't think that's how you use the phrase
uh oh
>>219248055your government considers me british tho
sitting here fucking cringing at how much of a gimp I used to be in my teenage years AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>219247993bet that's going to be lush later lad
>>219248149>”this is england” plastered over a union jack What is wrong with them
>>219248137how can it cost 100k
My gf said she's getting closure with her ex before we go out this valentine's day NGL idk why she needs to do that but it's good that's she's showing she's moved on
>>219248137>topo chico Hello povvo
>>219248149ktim after being told they consider australians british
>>219248129>How many (You)s have you garnered being an insufferable fagget? Zero. >Why are you worried about how much money I have? I'm just curious since you post about it all the time I thought you'd want to share. >The pictures of where I live really f*cked you up that bad?Never saw those pictures and don't understand why they'd bother me unless they were really disgusting or something.
>>219248171KTIM
>>219248192oh my days
right that's the willy out
>>219248185need her to do a super mario ground pound of that arse straight onto my face
>>219248137spelling cold with a q makes me way more angry than it should
for me its buxtonlocal water for local people
>>219248192
really in the mood for soup 4 in the morning mind you
>>219248202>I'm just curiousTact>Never saw You're lying
>>219248192Somebody's life right now
>>219248188its all england mate
>>219248149nice spoiler, looks like the one I've got but a bit bigger
>>219248218be careful
>>219248237Post them again, then.
>>219248185Right so that's my penis slightly engorging
the face he makes when he sees brother dihhh
>>219248185vile slam hogwould
>>219248033girls give off way too many mixed signals and half the time dont seem to pick up when you're obviously hitting on you and then sometimes when they want you to approach they will basically deliberately ignore you but not "leave" the area whereas if they "leave" then they dont want youbut then sometimes they will appear to come close to youonly be like wtf hwy you hitting on me when you then approahc lmao
>>219248222POV: me heading to HR's office and seeing all the women who have accused me of repeated sexual advances
england are getting smashed by the scotch at the rugby lads :(
>>219248257s
>>219248257Jack off to it
>>219248265>when you're obviously hitting on youalri narcissus
>>219248222visual representation of plenty of fish in the sea
>>219248185I hate women
>>219248293>six sevenscruramifjjdbshhdjcjng
>>219248199Me dad was a British citizen (born in the UK) at the time of my birth, so yes, your government would consider me British (or at least eligible for citizenship). so uhh, cope on lad.
>>219248270>rugbywho fucking cares
>>219248304"Oooheee look at me hehe I'm so cute" -- literal troon behaviour
youre not conscious btw
you shouldnt have intermediate phalanges
>>219248335>sees a hot woman>thinks about trannies
>>219248304Right so I haven't had a woman touch my penis for nearly five months so this really grinds my gears
>>219248142I believe it can be used this way, as I've just used it this way
>>219248335its not though is itits a woman behaviour that troons imitatedthe fact that you associate it primarily with troons tells us only that you're obsessed with them
>>219248356He's a shut-incel, what do you expect Prefers Jap cartoon jpgs
>>219248336>>219248352Who are you talking to?
Didn't go to sleep actually did a few things
Japcartoonjpgs
>>219248326You lot seemed to care when you raped Wales the other week now it’s the other way around suddenly it’s only rugby hahahahah
>>219248354Don’t get why he’s the bad guy in the movieThe Irish are obviously foreign entitled scum
>>219248395Thoughts on Seasidemark digging through his own shit?
>>219248402that's a korean cartoon
>welshmong still seething about getting rugbywanked
Dryer just finished
Speaking of poo, has anyone used one of them "squatty potty" things where it's just a footstool type thing that goes under your feet when you're on the bog? Seems like the easiest thing in the world to improvise but does it work? Heard some say it's an absolute game changer.
>>219248185>tattoo>dysgenic british face>dysgenic birthmark right on her arseCantankerous Hog
si seve x
>>219248449You tell that webm file. Being pure and chaste is nothing for you to be sad about
>>219248395you didn't respond to my offer of a blowie
>>219248448I have yeah You can just lift up your knees at the end of a shit and get the same effect (if you aren't too fat to do so that is)
>>219248448...yh
>>219248448Brown bastard go squat on a street
my name is mister burnsi believe you have a letter for me
webum
>>219248326>Wahhh let's talk about Pokémon cards insteadThank you for your contribution
>>219248392Are those silicone liners good? I get those disposable paper ones but they flap about so I have to weigh the corners down with pic related
right thats me on the beers
>>219248449>dysgenic british facethis does it for me tbqh I’d just pretend she’s my sturdy village wife that I’m impregnating
>>219248525How much money have you made day trading?
>>219245805vai a fare una passeggiata, ciccione
>>219248525TR
caturday
>>219248525what stock have you got your eyes on at the present?
>>219248500You shit standing up to glorify the white race do you?
>>219248548>>219248550Your ban seems to have been very effective. You're clearly in control of who posts and who doesn't itt
>>219248531must get expensive using bags of potato smiles as weights
So that's Premier League side Burnley bundled out the FA Cup by The Mighty Stags
>>219248558I shit sitting while reading hentai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxe4kmk552A
I reckon I would have been great at rugby (6ft, wide shoulders) but my heart was in IT
>>219248591You got banned did you? So you're evading it?
>>219248611hi
the blond escort has put a worrying comment on her profile lads
rorke the type of nigga to eat a whole can of pumpkin soup at 4am
played-a-live the bongo song tune
first post of the dayit's always a gamble to see if some fat janny wrongfully had me banned
>>219248552miaow
Can't get the 85p cheesecakes at lidl anymore. It's so over.
>>219248644vile harlot
wish I could show you lads how good I am a shagging
>>219248661The government finally stepped in
lad's it valentines day and i have a girl coming over but only platonically before she goes out clubbing by herself (i would go but i have church tomorrow)i am very happy i'm in this situtation butim not sure what it means
winner winner poo barm dinner
>>219248632shut up
>>219248676um
>>219248661sweet treats are for children and women
>>219248611Similar story here. I was born to be a kicker in the NFL. Had a scholarship at BYU lined up. But my passion for designing and implementing ERP solutions for customers was too great.
>>219248611I was 6ft and quite chunky in year 8 so I did really well in PE rugby, my PE teacher was always trying to get me to join the rugby team but I didn't want to stay and practice after school because I'd rather go home and play CoD4 on my xboxSometimes I think if I'd joined the rugby team I wouldn't have ended up a sperg mong
>>219248557IVV if anything I don't trade. I invest and am studying to learn how to trade. That simple concept of having discipline fails most people I see on /biz/. Anyway I'm getting a bit of money on Monday so I'm excited
>>219248593You can't put a price on a smile
>>219248661I make my own homemade cheesecake these days. Asda do a plain one so I buy that and add fruit I want on top. A bit more expensive but better than the ultra processed slop
flying about my air fryer
>>219248683Fuck her you stupid mong
HEY whats wrong with youuuyou're looking kinda brown to meee
>>219248683Skip church mate I reckon jesus would want you to go out on the pull on SAINT valentines day
>>219248714you probably would have just been a sperg mong but on the rugby team desu, from experience
>>219248716How much money?
more like Rupert Blowe my head off with a 12 gauge
The missus wants me to shit myself tonight and clean me up afterwards
should have a wife by nowshould be well into that phase of our marriage where we dont even really acknowledge valentines anymore
I fucking hate the weekends because I have to wait 2 days for more RBRS free money
any gamers in
1 pint of root beer please mate
doesn't a pint seem like a lot when you think about it
>>219248770not heard that song in donkeys years
finna kill myself no cap
Right so that's a bloke with fake chebs swinging his willy through a dress
nintendo switch 2's charging in the dock and mummy and stepmum are watching tv :(
My penis was 8" long when I was in my 20s. I'm in my 30s now and it has shrunk to a pathetic 6". I didn't know this happens when you age. No one warns you about this. I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do with my life now.
>>219248916mine has grown longer with age
might join hezbollah
>>219248916Post it on soc x
Getting all my posting in now before I have to fuck my gf later today. I expect you're all doing the same?
3 pints of cider and 3 carvery dinners please!
>>219248916Hang weights off it to lengthen
>>219245805phwoarpropa chungus kittingtonshire
Watched all three star wars prequels last night. Had seen the first one before but not the other two. They were quite good but the lightsaber fights went on a bit long considering we all know obi-wan and anakin are in episode 4. Also, was palpatine being Darth sidius meant to be a twist? We can all see it's him when he's got the hood on.
>>219248779Thousands. I won't go into the details. Then I get paid again in like a week.
quick nervy poo then i'm off out for dinner x
>>219248903>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.Source (Global Rule 7):https://4chan.org/rulesYou can check your ban status at this URL:https://4chan.org/banned
>>219248960aw sweet a fruity
are 'arry has now scored 500 goalswhat do you have to say to him?
Sometimes wish I was a woman so i do x
>>219248978Personally I have no opinion on the matter
lee sharpe lee sharpe lee sharpe
>>219248935Right well that's you on a list mate. Let's face it this is Britain in 2026 everyone's on a billion lists by now.
well rorke?
off to bed cunts x
>>219248356>>219248376Women can be autogynephilic
>>219248978think the first one is awful. I watched it recently and was so bored I couldn't do it it one sitting. other two are ok
>>219248979How often do you get payments like this? What are they from?
>>219249002Thanks for the reply anyway I suppose
>>219248991never rated kane
>>219249009I want to shag Lisa Barkova
>>219248986name one person who says "palestine doesn't exist, english for the english"
>>21924899115 season wonder
>>219249009Rorke didn't go to university lmfao. He's part of the moronic underclass.
>>219248986leftypolina posting this on her instagram story
>>219248978None of it is supposed to be a twist George Lucas thinks repeating himself in film format is like poetry
>>219249009i hate pakisugly rude smelly verminthey should all be killed
>>219248991>500 (p)
>>219248986AI slop always has that yellow piss filter
eating my morning bowl of poo-o's
>>219249087sir tango
>>219249087KIIIIINNNNN00000000
>>219249095
>>219248986Erm, this infographic was clearly generated with AI which is harmful to the environment, supports billionaires and steals work from underpaid/underprivileged artists. Fuck you Rorke.
winston churchill personally killed 500 million indians and took all their gold or something
wish maccies would have the big tasty on permanently
>>219249158why
might put £1000 in premium bonds
cooking valentines day din dins for the missuspan fried sesame crusted tuna steaks with a kimchi pilau rice and a crunchy rainbow slaw with tangy thai dressingnice bottle of sauvignon blanc to go with itand lemon and lime posset for afters
Toil fucking looms.
>>219249171because its nice
>>219249031One of those people aka a busybodyHow's life in the cuckshed? You should glad I'm even responding to you despicable vf Ahaha
Chimpston Bonobochill
>>219249190not sure
>>219249190You should have told him because it's big and tasty
>>219249210you're not sure of what?
>>219249204TR
might put £1000 in premium accas
might be a takeaway for me
Do I pull the trigger? Was hoping to find one for 6500
Bossman doing a Valentine’s Day special, two burgers, two chips and two 7 inch pizzas with a bottle of coke for 10.99Had to take advantage of that one
>>219249224i accept your concession
>>219249242Bossman blessed you on this day
>>219249242Good deal tbfIt's a good deal
>>219249204Not sure why you're being so rude to me when I'm just trying to have a conversation with you.
he relapsed again :(
>>219249234same. what you thinking?
when will he wake up?
>>219249177The valentine's present for my wife
>>219249268He has 'quit' multiple times since that post in January
>>219249145Makes me sick to hear people talk about how the British mistreated India. They were burning women alive if their husband died when the British showed up. We had to put a stop to that but I guess that's "cultural imperialism."The story that illustrates that relationship for me the most is when people were dying if venomous snake bites all the time so the British decided to deal with it. They put a bounty on these snakes, offering a bit of money for every dead snake. Just trying to help. What do the Indian people do? They start farming these snakes so they can sell the corpses to the British. And these snakes kept escaping and biting people so deaths went up. No wonder we gave them independence.
>>219249242Your gf will be so happy
>>219248449How is her face "dysgenic" exactly? She looks fine
>>219249180reckon your bollocks shall be depleted later
>>219249301odd post
>>219249238do they have any rare euphorbias? i only grow ugly plants like that
>>219248986British leftoids need their brains studied Probably the biggest self-hating group of traitors possibleBasically Hiwis to global capital
>>219249180>kimchi pilau ricesound shite
what's the best instrument to learn to impress females?
>>219249269pizza sounds nice
>>219249238>96.4% positive Definitely not
>>219249299Potato shaped cranium and deep enlarged eye socketsvery reminiscent of the inbred peasent class present in many Northern European nations
>>219249339harp
>>219249261>>219249264He’s a legend, always got great deals on. He’s one of those bossmen who does nice desserts>>219249295Yeah… I’ll totally be “sharing” it with my “gf”… heh
another day innit luv
>>219249339Glass harmonica
>>219249366Good deal tbf
>>219249027I liked the first one mostly for the foreshadowing. I got quite excited thinking about how that kids actually Darth Vader. Liam neeson was better than Ewan McGregor as well, who I thought was pretty shit. The third one is the best though.
>>219249339not calling them "females" will do more than any instrument will for you but the actual answer is isnging
>>219249339Slide whistle
>>219249339squeezebox gets them wethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUWLjWRAbLs
>>219247933ok
>>219249353>Potato shaped craniumWhat cos it's round? Most heads are>and deep enlarged eye socketsWomen have bigger eyes relative to their heads
What are England playing at FFS lads
>>219249339Moog
>>219248788CWLTSHC
>isnging
>>219249412They're getting thrashed
>>219249436what does that mean?
>>219249266I'll tell you something i want you to really try and grasp. Its not fun for me wasting my time here with you. Youre gullible and more to the point, uneducated. You find this amusing while you rot and marinate in your piss. Me? I have much better things to do then to help you. If you knew what was good for you, you'd stop asking childish questions to make yourself feel better and start actually applying yourself. You despicable parasite
hurghhh....MRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
haven't had a freezer in about 3 years
>>219249339Piano or guitar, depending on the female. Harmonica you can carry around with you and it's the easiest instrument to learn so there's a tip. Being in a band helps a LOT if you're trying to impress women by playing music. Or playing live, even busking. It's the confidence thing.
>>219249451i'll give you a clue lad the first word is corrr
feel a bit sad
urban dictionary down?
Tacos tonight
Dioxis *inhales deeply*
>>219249452>I'll tell you something i want you to really try and graspStopped reading here
>>219249452relapsed :(
Christ Would Like To See Her in Church
>>219247993You clearly have a penchant for easy, low-maintenance, time-saving grub. Have you ever considered a prepared meal from Charlie Bigham's range?
>>219249478What's wrong petal?
>>219249462Madman. I'd be lost without my big chest freezer. It's stuffed to the gills at all times.
>>219249505BLORT
>>219249515no gf :(
>>219249528ktim
>>219249505A Disney girl !!
>>219249534um..
>>219249534MOOOOOOODS
um
>>219249534fuckin UM
>>219249534Too young looking and has skin cancer.>>219249505Just the right amount of bland. I NEED a /brit/ gf like that.
concerning post that :/
>>219249452>I'll tell you something i want you to really try and grasp. It's not fun for me wasting my time here with you. Why do you post here if you don't even enjoy it?>Youre gullible and more to the point, uneducated.Gullible about what? What education have you received?>You find this amusing while you rot and marinate in your piss. I'm just trying to make conversation while comfy on my sofa. >Me? I have much better things to do then to help you. Like what?>If you knew what was good for you, you'd stop asking childish questions to make yourself feel better and start actually applying yourself. Why?
right, nobs coming out
>>219249599ummy
>>219249503>spends 15 min a day hereVs.>spends 13 hours a day here>relapsed :( Youre speaking volumes lad. Perhaps you should reflect and practice a bit of introspection before you cry out for help again.
that's not allowed
>>219249606Erm
well that's a three person interracial piss orgy in my feed then isn't it
Love it when DTFIC and gingerpaedo compete for our approval and spend hours having a boring schizo argument
how can I free up 3.4MB
>>>/v/733016952
JANNY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
Mods?
>>219249610i came back 8 hours later and you're still here lolyou relapsed :(
right that's definitely not allowed
77th Brigade Raid in Progress, please remain calm.
>>219249606that's squirt
>>219249647delete my dick pic
right what the FRICK is going on in here?
threat is getting scary
The janny and mods are out for dinner with their gfs
>>219249673that's on usb not onedrive idiot
>>219249692*with eachother
Fall of /brit/ (2026)
>>219249534Junkie. Still, nice tits..
right that's a woman sitting on her boyfriends lap kissing him until her flaccid penis becomes fully erect
>>219249701oh >.<
just post a pony in this thread and it'll summon janny like a foghorn
Absolute weasel. I always said I'm going to open up a military style camp on my farmland and teach men how to be a proper decent partner and husband. There's too much filth going on these days. The respect is missing and the shunning from society. Back years ago in my area, any man who cheated on his Significant other that was caught was basically treated like a leper.Not welcome to sit up the front of the pub, not very welcome in shops or cafés. Stares from auld ones. A shout from the auld lads. The woman left with the pure shame of it and the Childer were treated well by neighbours and the community. Nobody liked that carry on. Now it's become normalised.Now men my age even are watching filth 24/7 and paying for services on dirty sites. I don't understand it. If you were lucky enough to get a woman, or even married, why tarnish that wonderful gift. If you can't commit save yourself for others who are like you and can't commit either. Create a community or do whatever you like, but if you're in a relationship pull your trousers up and stop being a coward. Tell your other half you can't commit.Stop using women as vessels and to be there to cook, clean and mammy you. Grow up. We had to years ago, working since we were 7 yrs old some of us. A hard life we had but sure isn't it worth it to see the family being built up and having food on the table? A lovely lady to come home to. You went to work and you came home with the money for the wife and the children. Sunday was family day. We felt so lucky to have family and now at this age some of us wish that our spouses were still alive and the children were still young. Then I see young fellas out doing this on their wives. Time for me in the latter years of my life to open up my boot camp. Wouldn't be long shaping up a few of ye!!!
new >>2192497xx
Right so that's Silvio Dante in a coma
on the petite beurres
>>219249799he never had the making of a varsity boss of this thing of ours
>>219249727>>219249730>>219249738>>219249758>>219249776>>219249788>>219249799>>219249812>>219249819can one of you make the new please x
>>219248057>>219248057>>219248057
>>219249476Scrombling at the fact this was enough to decipher it
