rorkemobile edition
autobot or decepticon?
>>219248057rear spoiler is tasteless
>>219248057how does he not get his car vandalized?
You know who we areYou know what we doWe're coming to defile, defile youStay out of my wayAnd don't be so gayWe're coming to defile, defile you
>>219249829
Right so that's a lady doing a massive poo on a cake and eating it afger
>>219248057Using that symbol is against the Geneva convention. It's a war crime.
*searches for a british flag in /brit/*
pdspfpdspfp
I turned myself into a pickle leftypolI’m pickle rorke
REAL NEW>>219249774>>219249774>>219249774
>>219249916You're a bent queer with male arse and willy on your mind
>>219248846because it's not real, like most images of its type
>>219249890these are my people
>>219249890That's what it's like in here without the incels and frogposters
>>219248057do they really worship trump? i thought only poles did that
Anonymous has dishonored himself and dishonored /brit/! I have tried to help him, but I have failed! I have failed because you have not helped me! You have not given Anonymous the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Anonymous fucks up, I will not punish him, I will punish all of you! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one piss porn webm!
Might start referring to myself as 'Gay Pornypops'
all ive had to eat today is a salmon salad and an apple
>>219249941duh
>>219249890I'm the bald lad in the white polo that hasn't accepted he's in his 40s and copies what the main character is doing to try and fit in with the young
>>219249890screaming at the dad trying to copy the young lads moves. Bless him
>>219249959Well that's a wonderfully humorous and witty rendition of a speech from fullmetal jacket that is
>>219249967yogi bear ahh diet
some big strong lads in the rugby
>>219249964scream
might filter sweden dont like this onebut then ill miss horsebergs swede not sure what to do
>>219249984Why
>>219249974>>219249978Howling
>you should watch the ant and dec game show it's really good>... YeahYou ever feel a bottomless despair at the chasm that separates you and a parent
>>219250001grow up you sad little man
>>219250001filter swedish posts with files in them
>>219250001Don't filter anything me I'm phone posting you see
>>219250008if you served this to me, i'd throw it at the wall
need to keep the good parts of islam and throw out the badthe good partsgays are killed, women are stoned to death for being whoresthe bad partseverything else
>>219250019
Might kill myself after the rugby
havent bited my nails in over a week :>>
rorke listening to the human league
Gay Porningtons x
>>219250001Get fucked
>>219249992Okay I will have a second apple
>>219250057my nails are proper fucked from bited them all of the time
Gary Eatsliked theBengali fish And Chips !!
>>219250094um
>>219250008Looks alright that. Could make that for about 25p a plate as well.
>>219250091mine are too but im stopped bit them trying to fix it
valentines date in bradfordyes or no?
spot the difference
>>219250079En äcklig jävla hora. Ta ditt liv.
pwhoar
I'm so parsimonious. Toil gave me a £50 amazon gift voucher for my performance in Q3 of 2025 and I still haven't used it. Coming up on 5 months now. Any ideas chaps?
*starts shadowboxing in the corner of the thread*
>>219250130I can't life so here...
>>219250133um
>>219250153fleshlight
>traded in all my physical dvds (south park, american dad, et al) to cex 3 years ago now>they're still sitting there on the shelvesI'm bewildered they gave me anything for it Bizarre decision.
>>219250127He's getting his omega 3 what more do you want
>>219250133would shag that
>>219250157WHOOOHOOOO YES YES YES! GRYMT! FAN VAD LIVET ÄR KUNG NÄR SÅNT HÄR HÄNDER!!Ursäkta mitt skrik, men fan, så otroligt att se Zara Larsson med två (2!!!) fingrar deep up in her assHOLE. Sån känsla att få äga henne. Att hon nu tillhör mig och många andra wankers där ute. Känn dig billig din hora!Ska runka kuken blå imorgon. Älskar verkligen hennes tuttar. Så jävla goa. Man kan se att hennes anus har tagit mycket. Ett oanvänt asshole har inte så tjock ring.
>>219250153get a bialetti moka pot if you like coffee best coffee in the game
ffmpeg is the best piece of software ever written
katy facetiming cronem he in the maybach with the iced cuban onspitting MLE and sucking his teeth likemmhmm yeh *sucks teeth* we finna link up or sumn *sucks teeth* issa valentines boo shieeeed, aha aha haaa you know i luves you katy (she’s one of 37 katies)
>>219250195you'd shag a fucking catcher's mit mate
>>219250156faktaskådare av riktiga geek army
>tv is 8 feet away from me>it's starting to look a bit blurry to meI'm dying aren't I
>>219250220would shag you
>>219250155https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm5HFpSG-fE:)
Height is literally everything
>>219250157Strictly BBC only btw
>>219250214Vocaroo this for us lad
>>219250253OK
Cup of decaf tea. Done some housework. Did some uni work. Filled in 1/3 of the PIP review form
>>219250257https://voca.ro/11uFSRvCW7sl
counting down the minute suntil it will be acceptable to start drinking
>>219250323Its acceptable as soon as it gets dark
right that's that boring bastard filtered then isn't it
bacon and hash browns for tea
have you ever had a quail egg
>>219250202I will translate this for you allWHOOOHOOOO YES YES YES! DAMN HOW ROYAL LIFE IS WHEN THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPENExcuse my yelling, but damn, so amazing to see Zara Larsson with teo (2!!!) fingers deep up in her assHOLE. Such a feeling to own her. That she now belongd to me and many other wankers out there. Feel cheap you whore!I will jack my cock blue tomorrow. Really love her tits. So damn nice. You can tell that her anus has been through a lot. An unused asshole doesn't have a ring that thick.
>>219250355no
>>219250343screaming know an israeli alcoholic who says thissummer is a nightmare for him
>>219250214>katy facetiming cronem he in the maybach with the iced cuban on>spitting MLE and sucking his teeth like>mmhmm yeh *sucks teeth* we finna link up or sumn *sucks teeth* issa valentines boo shieeeed, aha aha haaa you know i luves you katy (she’s one of 37 katies)
>>219250323mental mental chicken orientalgoing to get slather-burgered tonight
>>219250355yes they're everywhere in China
bellingham lovingly facetiming the loved ones now before the gameskin looking glowing as always
>>219250369I hope every day is a nightmare for every Israeli
>>219250253She's only attractive BECAUSE she fucks apes, not in spite of it
>>219250399bruh sopranos is so old i wasnt even old enough to drink when i first watched it wild
England getting bummed in rugby ahahhahahahahahaha
>>219250449greng
aff on my date lads xoxo
>>219250431I was 6 when it came out
Okay so Phil Leotardo will die in a couple minutes
>>219250481Bye bye poppop
>>219250464fUCkoFFlITERALcHILD>>219250462fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
the dog bollockmogs me
>>219250300have Aldi changed the recipe for their fat free yogurt? I have just opened one and the consistency is different. I have the barcode if you need to look it up
katy swatting timmy’s hand off her leg at the restaurant
Based Reform
>>219250434why must you mock me so
>>219250462FONT
>>219250519two paedo blokes
>>219250531im not ummypoppy x
Right so that's AJ Soprano committing statutory rape
>>219250519putting aside the fact that these are men, I find such heels ghastlya high heel should be slim and slenderthese big thick trunks (not stems) are so masculine it defeats the entire purpose - lest you're doing some giantess porn or summat
>>219250519would love suck left's cock while right shags my arse off
>>219250300Mental how the people most in need of PIP will struggle to fill the form in, procrastinate for days etc.They should have a PIP fast track for people who struggle where they're exempt from reviews, forms and so on.
>>219250540actually just an incel run down a dingy trackok bye-
>>219250577they should all be killed
Growing season is upon us lads, getting these planted later
tbf that's a pretty peng troon
>>219250603looks like you were already digging in dirtwash your hand
thinking of starting a show that has 96 episodes, each 45 minutes eachquite a radical commitment but man is tempted y'kno
>>219250599I'll be honest mate, I like my fast track idea better
>>219250620sc
how do you even get into doing the luge at the Olympics
https://youtu.be/6OCQs01HQ9Asir rosenior speaking
>Caturday>no cats in /brit/
>>219250639be suicidal
>>219250639summers in rangoonluge lessons
need...umbunny...bf...
>>219250639get scouted when you're young
>>219250660UM x
mum text me to see how i was and assumed i was at home by myself. never crossed her mind that i might be out on Valentine's Day.She was right but that's not the point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDWPniBua9Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDWPniBua9Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDWPniBua9ASEX PARTIES STARTING(by that i mean vodka and my hand)
My BWC needs milked
do people who find trannies attractive acknowledge that they're bent
beard coming in quite nicely actually. nah because I reckon this is going to be the best summer of my life I can't lie.
Get the non sequiturs posted
Right so that's Gloria ASMR
>>219250734let's go.
away to pubcant wait to see all the loving couples while i sit like a complete mong
>>219250731I don't know, do they
giving the gift of life to the rotting food in the back of my cupboard
Get the nonce acquitters posted
>>219250731what about fit trannies who look like lasses
>>219250736poo smells
>>219248057W0n'T s0m3boDy th1Nk of thE cHiLdrEn!!!?!!!
>>219250794fuck off leftypol
>>219250750summer '26 has that feeling. like LA vibes in st albans type shit.
>>219250723looks like a slightly fitter version of one of my phd peers
Patsy Parisi sex arse
rorke pinning a rose on his wehrmacht overcoat and pretending he's waiting for someone down at the pub
https://youtu.be/PAYsZZdm4Cg
>>219250810We gon win.
>>219250731not gay just heterosexuals who like sucking cock
>>219250856Hi Schpaino
any pickle man inI refuse to have a sandwich without picklesI'm pickle crazyGherkins to you philistines
>>219250806Conservative cuckold, the end is near for you
turns out uk's main export is spandau ballet records lol
>>219250896and what of good cornichons?
Keep ruining my womfiness by wanting more out of life
Might be tempted to join ICE if I was a yank...
>>219250912and episodes of only fools and horses lol and fawlty towers lmao
>>219250896yankbrained freak
>>219250912Quite fancy that song ever since hearing it in the hit video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
>>219250934greng
>>219250934phwoar corr spaff
>>219250919never had themthey good?
>>219250928Imagine you join ICE and President Donald Trump sees you're doing a good job and invites you to the Whitehouse for an award ceremony.Lol you would overnight be written into the history books as an American hero.
>>219250934Need that right here and now
>>219250954i put that song on when i was at my deepest darkest moment of depression and unironically think it may have saved my lifeshould probably send those kemp lads a thank you letter or something and also tell them i enjoyed the krays
>>219250991Man likes his apple juice
>>219250991Only found out yesterday Tim posted a youtube video a few months ago, I had no idea.
>>219250974love them
hope you're all having a pawesome valentines day :3
>>219251062you just know
Spending all of Valentines Day with /brit/... and I wouldn't have it any other way :)
Reckon they'd let Tim hire a cheeky escort for an hour?
>>219251065me and toby are making messies :3
>>219251065the girl i heavily fancy is actually coming roundbut only for a quick drink before she goes to the club without me... altho tbf i could go but i have church tomorrow so i wont
me mum died in the holly
>>219251065i barked at my cat earlier and now she's sulking
>>219251010Yeah it's a good song
suppose they're not standing for election in the shetland islands then
>>219251103I thought Valentine's Day was yesterday
>>219251062One is aware
>>219251144February fourteenth. This year and every year.
>>219251086>>219251089>>219251164???
Larry outlived his biggest opp
reds on soon
back from my AA meeting lads
>tsar frees the serfs >everyone gets upset >even the serfs
>>219251185The absolute fucking state of modern women
>>219251175putrid art style
>>219251185fucking stupid tattoos
>>219251175needs to be faster
>England captain Maro Itoje>Scotland captain Sione TuipulotuRugby has fallen.
>>219251195What did you go for mate? TAA or MSAA?
love the reds.... the red team
>>219251185>>219251211>>219251222fr like yes i'm an incel but these tattoos are so fucking ugly wtf
the blonde escort I see has such a fucking high opinion of herselfreading her AW profile you'd think she was an elite courtesan, not some tart with depressive tendencies (liking Sylvia Plath)
cant stop sucking on nicotene pouches again
>>219251197it's mad that serf emancipation was effectively a west-east spread thing in EuropeBritain started it (begrudingly so as the plague gave the peasants pargaining power in the 14th century), and it would take the Russians another 500 years to get to the same place.They only did it because we raped them during the 1853-56 Crimean war too. That was a wake up call.
>pargaining power
>>219251257pop one up your bum
>>219251197serfs had better work life balance
>>219251185>not broke>just bent
>>219251185this is how she would look if her father loved her
I'm in my 30s and 4chan is my only form of socialisation. I like how I can chat to people but still be anonymous, so no one can easily identify me. Without 4chan, I don't know what I would do
>>219251258>the plague gave the peasants bargaining powerhmm how did that happen?because there were fewer workers?you taking notes, leftypol?
>>219248057so are you daft poms about to sleepwalk into fascism like the yanks? didn't brexit teach you dumb shits anything? if you don't organise you're going to need your neck barcode visible to pay your tv loicense cunts
might start readingbecome a book person that sort of thingthat kind of business would seem to do well for me
>>219251185honestly quite like her look and i generally don't like tattoos
>>219251252CWLTSHC
>>219251304what did you do when it was down
>>219251258Save some fanny for the rest of us, mate.
>>219251319fuck off
>>219251288Much better. Now all I see is a pretty young woman who likes football
>>219251252want to suck her toes
>>219251346>her
>>219251325reading turned me into a weirdo
>>219251342whys he done that then
>>219251325/lit/ is that way
>>219251359don't caretheir toesget them in and around my mouth
I've never had the opportunity to fall in love with someone because nobody's ever been especially nice or paid attention to me
any spanish speakers in or people who learned a language as an adult?
>>219251310oh be QUIET rorke *scurries away in fear*In all seriousness though, slavery preceded serfdom until the Normans completely forbade it.Once serfdom collapsed in the 14th century, sharecropping became the next thing where people technically had more freedom but it wasn't exactly the polar opposite of what preceded it other than nominal freedom.Then in the 19th century workers fled to urban areas because mechanisation caused a labour excess in rural areas.Then in the mid 20th century as workers had finally been granted the chance to not be treated like glorified slaves, the west flung open its doors to brown peasants who joyously work for peanuts.It's just endless iterations of fucking the working man up the arse over and over again.
>" There are few wars between good and evil; most are between one good and another good".- Yang Wen-liThoughts?
>>219251370Part and parcel of living in a big city.
>>219251332Wanked, drank alcohol, played video games
>>219251366how come
>>219251395Nah just you
Posting here for the first time in a year and half. There is no escape is there?
>>219251335I'll have you know that women quite enjoy my mini history lectures.The good ones do anyway.You hit your mid-late 20s and you realise how much of an asset intelligence is in a woman.I once went out with a girl "who txtd lyk dis" and I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing today, even if she looked like that Margot Robbie girl.
>>219251413Reading incelcore books at a young age damaged my psyche
>>219251441what are incelcore books
>>219251396yep but don't take an interest in class based politics, that would be leftypol of you
>>219251414why don't brits have spacious pubs
>>219251451Ayn Rand
>>219251325the escort i see admits she only started reading a few years ago yet she thinks she's an intellectual
low IQ women are horrible
>>219251414*'scuse me mate* *cheers pal* *can I just squeeze past you there* *sorry*
>>219251422no hables espanol me, wish i did for the leng veneco at my toil
>>219251468a pub should be a bar, three stools, and a bench
>>219251468The UK is the size of Delaware
>>219251471dear oh dear hahah as a TEENAGER no less oh goodness me ohoho ohhh no wonder you ended up here
went to Tescos to buy alcohol and junk food because I passed an exam today and I want to celebrate and the fella who was checking my id looked at my home brand vodka and ben & jerries and said in a real smug voice “got plans for Valentine’s Day then?” Don’t even have the heart to eat this shit anymore
>>219251398人之性惡,其善者偽也。- xunzithoughts?
test poo
>>219251441fr philosophy and the like should be banned for people under 14 just training em to incels
>>219251325You can't become a book person at your old age. Real book people will be able to tell.>Potential friend: I remember reading Dostoevsky when I was 12. So pent up with angst, yet I look back on those years fondly... Say, how old were you when you first read Notes from the Underground?>You: Uh.. 26.>Potential friend: Riiiiiiight. I'm going to go stand over there.>Potential friend: *points at an empty corner of the pub, next to the dart board*
>>219251428you was here yesterday
>>219251452only the most delusional people really believe billionaires are on their sidebut leftypol does have a talent for being as obnoxious and ostracising as possibleand he does it in such an optical way too, shilling for muslims when literally everyone can see how corrosive to a happy society they are.
>>219251514Should have smashed the bottle over his head
>>219251482What do you mean by low IQ, do you mean genuinely intellectually disabled or those who are just a bit thick but otherwise fineI have issues with people who are dumb as rocks but otherwise ok, since they're usually the ones who believe they are correct in their utterly retarded beliefs. But genuinely retarded people I can accept
Decided I'm gonna lock the fuck in and sort my shit out starting on Monday
>>219251514he's done you up like a kipper there
>>219251468that pub is almost certainly the only place in the village for those inbreds so they have to pack them in
>>219251529scromiting
>>219251529this "potential" friend comes off as worse than the youhaving said that"not reading" or not being interested in art at like any point in your life is a massive red flag to me and basically suggests to mey ou are not a real humani'd even go so far as to say if you do not sometimes read poetry for pleasure then you're not a humanbeing
https://youtu.be/BVIG0y5WI1Q?si=QOIemIlwbBZI9ZTn
hahahaha hey lads!!
who the fuck saw these niggas and though, yea i'll eat that
>>219251529>thinking people who are into books are /lit/ tier larping pretentious mongs
>>219251514should have gone "yeah, not working"
>>219251582probably the chinese, that's what they're like
>>219251414do you think they arranged to synchronise their sips earlier before they got to the pub or is it just a coincidence?
actual bender country omg
>>219251554good lad
might kill myself LOL
>>219251587You could just say>'You work in Tesco mate'and he'd go home and kill himself
>>219251607they cheat at the olympics too
all sweaty now
>>219251514you passed your exam (probably networkingmong i guess) and bettering yourself and he'll always be a tescomongand theres nothing wrong with own brand voddy, its the same thing but you've saved money for other things
>>219251607https://youtu.be/lgBFiCmYedc
might watch hocus pocus and thora birch her sexiest role
what the fuck is a mong
>>219251570in my case my parents were very anti-intellectual and wanted to shelter me from commentary on the outside world otherwise I might have been able to see that they weren't doing a very good job
>>219251570>>219251584I'm not a book person, a shut-in and I have no curiosity about anything so the character isn't very well developed and probably isn't realistic
>>219251654look in a mirror
>>219251618Brutal
Going coopers. I'll give /brit/ a shout out
>>219251654You, unironically
>>219251613>yes grok, make sure the child is platinum blonde this time>the child doesn't look anguished enough, try again grok
>>219251662>>219251674so it's a compliment then
>>219251514He was trying to flirt with you"No, unless you want to change that"
>>219251674diagnosed that mong and sent him straight to the harvey house
>>219251657yeah that is bad luck nglbut liek if you parents arent human waht chance do you have of being a human (sorry that's ar elly mean thing to say)
>>219251664Feel sorry for these sorts of people, and yet they often never do anything to change their situation. Worked at one shit job once that paid fuck all, the people I worked with had been there for 20-30 years.>'Yeah I probably should have got another job somewhere else, but it's too late now'was immensely depressing.
>>219251662scuppered him>>219251674kippered him>>219251690you've been scuppered and kippered
Liverpool XI: Alisson; Szoboszlai, Konaté, Van Dijk, Kerkez; Mac Allister, Jones; Salah, Wirtz, Chiesa; Gakpo.Brighton XI: Steele; Veltman, Van Hecke, Dunk, Kadıoğlu; Baleba, Hinshelwood; Gómez, Groß, Howell; Kostoulas.
>>219251599They probably agreed to sip every time the green lady laughs
>>219251696The Harvester
>>219251514was it sacked tranny by chance
>>219251529kek I name dropped Dostoevsky with the escort when I saw her last and she said she hadn't read him
>>219251715A few English sounding names there get in
>>219251706Reckon you get to a point where you realise your life will be shit and miserable regardless of what you do
It's retarded that the pirate streaming site has better pq than my skygo app this is pissing me the fuck off how is it so much better
>>219251715big ups Dunk
>>219251746curtis jones representing wales and macallister scotland
>>219251753But at least strive to earn more cash fucking hell those poor bastards were on something pathetic like 23k
>>219251703no it's fair enoughbut i can't really blame them because they ran into a lot of unfortunate circumstances after I was born that they didn't have the mental faculty to cope with and which wuold have strained their relationshipand the both of them also had shit families growing up sothe only conclusion I've been able to come to is that they shouldn't have started a family in the first instance but they did so yeah
>>219251755you're using tech built by white people (the browser) and not indians (skygo app)
you need to live a bit yourself before you actually appreciate good literature properly
>>219251755genuinely easier to pirate some pdfs than to read them through academic websites because they have fucked up cookie settings which each time you change the chapter makes you click through it again
pq must mean picture quality
So embarrassing the shit he posts these days oh my god
>>219251798i clocked that
>>219251795you reckonwhat about writing good literature
>>219251812>>219251812>>219251812
>>219251715what about Chairman XI
>>219251789:( if it's any consolation tho god wanted you to be born or you wouldn't be hereso who am i to criitise you
>>219251336ahahah
>>219251195prefer AAA batteries me
>>219251826I exhaled
>>219248057So many British flags on a car built I"N GERMANY"
