Yang Wen-li edition
Ref just gave a freekick 3m outside the box instead of a penalty in the villa game lol
Ah pretending we're all high achieving high earning Masters of the Arts time is it?
https://youtu.be/AbjTFtn2KvY?si=ktZ2oADjo0Y58vKy
ate a big bag of dates from aldi and now my tummy is bulbous and i cant stop farting
>>219251836I can literally hear the plapping.
>>219251849good
>>219251821its not as dependent, you be an absolute prodigy at poetry for example
>>219251849basically without VAR they've totally forgotten how to do their jobs
Move around a bit. Get the heart going. Work out more than just your forearms, even for a little bit.
>>219251850i'm not high achieving had to self fund humanities phd
>>219251859Alri Al-Rasheed Bin Mohammed
Glad that disgusting picture was deleted
>>219251850Batchelor of Science, myself.(and batchelor irl)
me neighbour ad an orse in the owse
The only income group in NYC having more than 2.1 children (the replacement fertility rate) are earning over $10m
>>219251918>humanitiesJUST
Imam is guilty of raping women and girls as young as 12 after convincing them he had magical powers when they met at mosquehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15560165/Imam-guilty-raping-women-girls-magical-powers-mosque.html
might get the bossa nova on
>>219251959that's just musk and trump
signalling all the bookwankers in the threadhow do you choose what to read nextdo you spend much time considering based on blurbs and reviews or do you read the first chapter/foreword of a random book, see if it interests you, if not move onto the next etc
cronem used the whitening strips today n sum new white airforces nahhh theyre in serious peril
>>219251956@grok what game is this?
>>219252019i consult /lit/
You know how we were talking about Dostoyevsky in the last thread?Did you all know he was exiled in Siberia for four years?
This is a UKF exclusive
>>219252019>walk into Waterstones>see book i recognise>buy it
almost time for my third glass of wine
Real Rapist Reacts to Most Popular Movie Rape Scenes
>>219252022dragon quest vii reimaginedthe 3ds remake was very goodi hear this newer version is a bti mid tho
>>219252019Reading is for posh cunts and southern poofters.
>>219252019i just read whatever i want to read next, there's no process
>>219252019see a book that interests me google 'book goodreads' and 'is book good' if yes then buy from one of my secret cheap book websites
>>219252019You buy more books than you read and have them laying around unread everywhere
>>219252019if I find any books I might be interested in I download them to my kindlethen once I finish my current book I just flip through them randomly and pick one that catches my eyeif it's actually interesting and makes me want to keep reading I read itif I get bored I drop itI finish only like 50% of books that I start
>>219252019It doesn't matter at all you just pick any book and read it
>>219252062how do you decide what you want to read next is my questiongod you must have not read many books if you're this thick lad>>219252065>>219252071but how do you determine if a book interests you before you read it
>Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using dart frog toxincompletely forgot he died lmao, russia just does whatever it wants
mum keeps commenting on maya jama's chebs
>>219252093its not a conscious determination
often tell my family to buy books for my birthday because i can't think of anything else but in fact i dont read books ever
>>219251956you the lad that beat DQXI yesterday?
>>219252106would love to see them lez off
>>219252019I just read history books now. Too hard finding novels that actually hold my interest
>>219252112yh
>>219252125favourite period of history?
>>219252019For non-fiction I'll either dive deeper into something or pick a different subject. For fiction I'll follow a series or just see what's recommended. I get non-fiction books as physicals and use my kindle for fiction.
>>219252145That's a truth nuclear
>>219252145what tier would you put lord of the rings
>>219252093Is that a serious question?Usually you have some idea what it's about before you start reading it
>>219252020I saw them on the corner of St. Mary Axe drinking Nurishment straight out the can
>>219252145read eight of these books, mostly from shit tier
>>219252177High tier
>>219252177it belongs in shit tier
11" pizza (Hawaiian) and a Carling - £8.49.Get in lads.
there's only one book for me and that's yhe binble
>>219252145ancient chart
>>219252145A lot of these look like actual shit to me, the type of books you read because you want to look learned but are objectively puzzling and unpleasant to read because they were wrote in the 1800's or whatever
>>219252145reddit is right when it says /lit/ tries too hard to seem elevated and smart even if most of this chart is bait >>219252177boring ahh unc books asoiaf is better
https://youtu.be/i208LmDuG8E?t=900Does this happen in Britain, or just US?
went into work at spoons with a hangover today and was so fucking horny the whole dayloads of women dressed like sluts as usual and i had a raging boner for hours ended up having spaff in the toilets 3 tims
>>219252147I flip flop through weird different periods. Was reading about ancient rome a bit, mainly when it turned into an empire and augustus. Want to read about after the caesars and the punic wars at some pointNow I'm reading about the nazis and I want to read about the soviet union next
Fell in love with someone who isn’t that interested in me again award
>>219252205Even funnier the 549th time
me? currently reading the Legend of the Galactic Heroes novels by Yoshiki Tanaka
Greatest thing my parents ever did for me was reading to me, and then getting me to read to them. I was miles ahead when it came to reading compared to others at school. Was fucking embarrassing having to read as a class and hearing people go>'The......cat....and......the.....dog'
>>219252151for non-fiction are you choosing books you already have a keen interest/pretextual knowledge in or are you picking books that act as an introduction to something you're unfamiliar withdo you ever think right let's learn about the history of hinduism in indonesia without having any prior knowledge of it or are you on your 100th book on whatever incel war you've been obsessed with since you were an autistic teenager
>>219252226okay
>>219252226Why not chance your luck and talk to these women instead of sneaking off to the loo for a wank you disgusting little ghoul.
>>219251850got a STEM MSci and a PhD myselfi dont like to go on about it though
>>219252226wild how the 18 year olds and students come into spoons half naked in tight dresses and the like like it's some fancy establishment lmao
the problem with reading it that it's exceptionally difficult to find your "first" author. because of what a time-sink it is to read, pretty much everyone reads exclusively books they like, and so even the worst book you've ever skimmed through will have exceptional reviews
>>2192522263 tims yeh?
>>219252145I own precisely one of these books
>>219252258right thats some filth
>>219252211Most of those books are really good even if the list is tryhard Dostoevsky is unreadable to me though
>>219252243ktim, properly gave me a wholly undeserved superiority complex, honestly
>>219252273with the virginpad
I don't think anyone's reading all these books or any books for that matter
>>219252145the stranger is bvery good
>>219252294cope
>>219252288I thought things like the Greek classics were supposed to be the hardest, used to read a lot as a child but not at all now and keep being put off by the pretentiousness of people who enjoy this stuff
>>219252053is that real?
mind in primary 2 i went from the bottom set of reading to the top set in a pretty short space of time
>>219252243had this too, coasted on it for a few grades til i burned out and now im retarded
>>219252294dont know how to read me
>>219252312iayc
When those in power confront popular opposition, there aren’t many examples of the army siding with the people.
off to bed
>>219252294That's what you think.
i just pray that they free durkio
illiterate small boat cronem doing the most now x
>>219252336not your shelf povvo
>>219252303It really made me want to live as a semi-privileged white guy in a perpetually-sunny colony. All the chapters of him going swimming and sunbathing, which I read on a bus driving around Telford, made me seriously envious
One year on....have we learned?
>>219252019>How can I optimise my book reading time? I don't enjoy reading so if I HAVE to do it I don't want to waste a single second reading something suboptimal.Just don't read.
>novelRather just watch the telly. Non-fiction books or nothin
the fuck is primary 2 sounds like some poncey southern shite to me
why do yanks just have trains goign down the middle fo the road with no level crossings
>>219252377its scottish mate
>>219252350i own none of these books
>>219252244Both, but it's easy to tell what level the book is, and don't think that the New York Times bestselling more popular ones are all slop, they can be very good and decent introductions, and will refer to more complex texts. They become increasingly specific as you delve deeper. You wouldn't start off with 'The Life and Spiritual Awakening of Prince Ranjeetgurumurthy III', you'd start with a book on the introduction to Hinduism, then maybe one on a history of Indonesia, or maybe a combined one, and go from there.
niggas talking about reading booksreal niggas reading books
Haven't read at all since school but picked up some Dostoevsky at waterstones the other day and understood most of it quite wellGuess some of us have naturally higher verbal intelligence
Reading books is a very cheap way to, I guess, entertain – I wouldn’t call it entertainment, because my brain is far too advanced.I’m not going to sit there and go, ‘smart people read’. No.I need action. I need constant chaos in my life to feel content. I need to be driving a supercar and fucking fighting, fucking a bunch of hoes and champagne, going crazy.I can’t just sit there, ‘oh, and the pirate, on the boat…’ It’s for people with slow minds.
>>219252356just you wait until you read the plague lad, you'll be bounding about the house at the end of part four
still have an erection from a webm long gone
>>219252303it's kinovery much identify with Mersault
brighton are playing x
peckham small boat cronem wearing fresh fits now
>>219252436
/lit/ used to be my main board 2009-2015read pretty much everything in their top 100now i just browse /brit/, drink and wank
the wanktoil beckons...>>>/gif/30243888>>>/gif/30243888
>>219252288>Dostoevsky is unreadable to me thoughProbably you read a bad translation.
>>219252464Haha nice you had potential but lost it lol. Same here man
right well
>>219252464how much of it was worth reading
>>219252470Genuinely believe the gay little twink at toil wants me to be his bear (I am fat, hairy and straight)
/brit/ is full of underachievers that sabotage thmselves through inaction and fear
>>219252459corrrrrr
>>219252519h-how did you know
>>219252288>Dostoevsky is unreadable to me thoughI tried reading 'The Idiot' but got lost in the sea of Russian names. Just completely lost track and stopped giving a fuck about it when Krensky and Puntonskevsky met with Natayla Tokorovsky for an uneventful chat for the third time
she wants a man who keeps eight framed photos of his cat in his bedroom
Anyone else really excited for this?
Who else fucked up their Oxford interview? I'm constantly imagining how good my life would have been had I been accepted. Seeing all these people on X talk about studying at Oxford fills me with jealousy. Pretty much every big British account went to either Oxford or Cambridge. No exceptions.
>>219252516I say go for it
Don't dislike any race just want white countries to survive. Though I wouldn't say that it's wogs destroying western cultures so much as just a general decline in the quality of men. Europeans of old could be outnumbered 100 to 1 and not have their identity threatened.
SCREAMING >New angle shows moment chaotic mass brawl erupted on Turkey to Manchester flight that's made headlines around the worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9P9x3O3ZY
>>219252565cant imagine caring about voyager without og janeway
>>219252536many russian writers are meandering fucking retards that's true
>>219252567lmao i fucked up my life well before i had any chance to apply for oxford
>>219252490i have rarely read something and thought "that was a total waste of time" when it comes to classics. they stood the test of time that's why we still talk about them. the only stuff i regret reading is young adult/chick lit. i tried normal people by sally rooney last year after all the raving reviews and still don't get why everyone loves it.
bellingham ready
>>219252567Yeah I fucked mine up mate, fucked mine up by going to an ex-polytechnic instead LOL
faggots know that their lifestyles are disgusting and revolting to non homosthat's why they post their faggot shit here, to disgust people
>>219252516be funny if he has a bigger william than you when he whips it out
>>219252535because im you from the future
>>219252567I know a fella who went to Oxford and three years after graduating he's still unemployed. The other Oxbridge man I knew became a zesty-English teacher. Don't reckon it's what is once was.
>>219252567i went to oxford open day and hatedjust full of posh twonks didn't get it at alland then they didn't want me to come so fuck em in the ear
>>219252607how did i wind up in america then
>>219252565Can't wait to kill Harry Kim 100 times
>>219252584you're missing the point if you think it's meandering. war and peace had a few very important segments that everyone on goodreads reviews thought was 'filler'. you're probably missing historical context.
>>219252589For what? Icing his ankle?
>>219252613Send that zesty English teacher my way mate, I'll shake his spear xx
>>219252616refugee during ww3
>>219252588>i tried normal people by sally rooney last year after all the raving reviews and still don't get why everyone loves it.just opened /lit/ and saw these posts that seem to paint a nice picture of it, maybe it would help you understand the audience for it>>>/lit/25083550>>>/lit/25083567t. haven't read a book in about ten years
https://youtu.be/FO2zaYPLUgE?si=7iIWWS3qpRbE2elw
>>219252631LOL
fokin lov sokin fokin dik
fascinating that people like this still exist in current year
Rorke escaping to America on a small boat
>>219252635yeah sounds about right
>>219252613>unemployedProbably has a huge anon X account and hangs out on the London literary scene. They all do.
any meandering fucking retards in the thread
Anyone notice these on the tube?What the fuck were they thinking?
>>219252676they're very mentally ill
reckon if i learned to fly my life would be improved hugely
>>219252698written exactly like 'a clue gained'
>>219252698clue status?
>>219252576>narrowbodyNot surprised. I try to avoid them
>>219252694mmmmhhhhhh yeahhhh maybe sort of uggggggg maybe I am a meandering fucking retard but I don't know......sort of........
>>219252717sup crodie
reckon villa might be finished
Macauley Culkin is 45
>>219252735alri fyodor
>>219252613The problem is the market not the schoolsToo many people are college educated and there arent enough jobs to go around for all of them
>>219252729had one a minute ago but i seem to have misplaced it*pats my pockets and looks around me desperately trying to regain it*
>>219252712screaming I literally thought that when I saw There was another one of these that said>An ankle tag issued>A pattern brokenand I mentally added>A clue gained
mad how Arsenal are bottling the league for like the 4th season in a row
>>219252752not as cute as he was back in the day
>>219252676>>219252709You say that but why are all of these highly intelligent, accomplished, powerful people "woke"?
>>219252747the fa cup was just a distraction from their title challenge anyway
cronem with the waves and the iced out cuban sending voice message to katy like>*sucks teeth* ayo drop the addy den?
>>219252770yeah mad *leaves the room*
almost KICKOFF
las vegas has the strip, manchester has...>Welcome to Britain's vape capital: How FIFTY FOUR e-cigarette shops lining two streets in Manchester is a damning indictment of our high streetshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15527311/Welcome-Britains-vape-capital-FIFTY-FOUR-e-cigarette-shops-lining-two-streets-Manchester-damning-indictment-high-streets.html
I been knew that something was strange
fucking hate frank herbert telling me exactly what a characters internal thoughts are, down to the fucking dialogue in their head
>>219252774Err
Arse and wanker
>>219252576rorke's in a bit of a pickle here isn't he
>>219252774doubt MJ would want to nonce him now
>>219252815give me a quick redpilled rundown on frank herbert
>>219252220this happens in every country in the worldinceldom is international
Absolute weasel. I always said I'm going to open up a military style camp on my farmland and teach men how to be a proper decent partner and husband. There's too much filth going on these days. The respect is missing and the shunning from society. Back years ago in my area, any man who cheated on his Significant other that was caught was basically treated like a leper.Not welcome to sit up the front of the pub, not very welcome in shops or cafés. Stares from auld ones. A shout from the auld lads. The woman left with the pure shame of it and the Childer were treated well by neighbours and the community. Nobody liked that carry on. Now it's become normalised.Now men my age even are watching filth 24/7 and paying for services on dirty sites. I don't understand it. If you were lucky enough to get a woman, or even married, why tarnish that wonderful gift. If you can't commit save yourself for others who are like you and can't commit either. Create a community or do whatever you like, but if you're in a relationship pull your trousers up and stop being a coward. Tell your other half you can't commit.Stop using women as vessels and to be there to cook, clean and mammy you. Grow up. We had to years ago, working since we were 7 yrs old some of us. A hard life we had but sure isn't it worth it to see the family being built up and having food on the table? A lovely lady to come home to. You went to work and you came home with the money for the wife and the children. Sunday was family day. We felt so lucky to have family and now at this age some of us wish that our spouses were still alive and the children were still young. Then I see young fellas out doing this on their wives. Time for me in the latter years of my life to open up my boot camp. Wouldn't be long shaping up a few of ye!!!
Does anyone have an actual plan of how to revitalise Britain's high streets?
>>219252837huge fan of his steadfast commitment to ruin football
>>219252785>highly intelligent, accomplished, powerful peoplewho? those two? they're none of those
>>219252847well he wrote dune and... uhh...yeah thats it really
>>219252871third eye been fully wedged open courtesy of this postthanks for redpilling me lad
our molly
>>219252855yes but yankcel has a bad day he grabs his dad's rifle, britcel just punches a wall or something
>"Poo" anon quipped
>>219252867WW3 but send the browns to do it (they already deliver fast food) and leave the whites at home
>>21925286715 minute cities would be a great idea, but unsurprisingly tories and reform hate it
fucking hate tolkien with his songs every two minutes these niggas in a musical or something
our dina
if you'll excuse me I've got a poo that needs pooing
>>219252935deltmogs me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbMQctQcRVUhaving a watch
do you reckon an escort would give me a discount if I just want a cuddle for a bit
Ex-girlfriend in uni was very into Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir. Never bothered to read either of them of account of them both being atheist child-molesters. Anyone here got any strong views on them?
leftypol found mummified in his flat
Former Foreign Office chief mouser Palmerston dies in Bermuda>Palmerston, the former Foreign Office chief mouser, has died in Bermuda.>The cat, a rescue from Battersea Dogs and Cats Home, retired in 2020 after four years of service in Whitehall.>In February 2025, a post on Palmerston’s social media account said he had come out of retirement in order to start work “as feline relations consultant (semi-retired) to the new Governor of Bermuda”.>Announcing his death, a post on Palmerston’s X account read: “Palmerston, Diplocat extraordinaire, passed away peacefully on 12 February. “Palmy” was a special member of the Government House team in Bermuda, and a much loved family member.>“He was a wonderful companion, with a gentle nature, and will be sorely missed.”
right so ziedbelg is spending another valentines day alone posting about black cock on 4chansecond year in a row
>>219252930>15 minute citiesI think I see schizo Reform types talking about this like it's some evil thing but I don't know what it is
>>219252965right well start by asking if she offers cuddling then ask her how muchwhat are you like a fucking moron
leftypol found unresponsive in his latex gooncube
>>219252992>A 15-minute city is an urban planning concept where all residents can access their daily needs—work, shopping, education, healthcare, and leisure—within a 15-minute walk or bike ride from their home. This human-centric model aims to reduce car dependency, promote sustainable living, and enhance quality of life by creating "complete" neighborhoods.
the trick if someone gets in you a headlock is punch them in the balls
rorke found mummified in his pub
>>219252992new urban development idea that wants all essentials to be within 15min walking distance for all residents of a city
Ordered a chicken korma and they sent me a bloody vegetable korma. Phoned them up and they sent me a chicken one within 15 minutes though so get in
>>219252986
>>219252988everyone has filtered that flag for years, no one would know he existed if not for you
Valentines night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
>>219252956leftypols viewing
>>219253014wtf I'm watching same videoembarrassing for this zoomer kek
rorke ordering a korma
>>219253022Love it when things like that happen. My electric toothbrush stopped working, sent it off for repair and they sent me a brand new better version.
like obviously right wing conspiracy theories about 15 minute cities are retarded but the concept of them actually being a thing or turning suburban britain into some sort of walkable utopia is equally as comical
>>219253022extra dose of poo in that one for your trouble sir
>>219253047get in
sir beer korma
>>219253013>>219253019Why is Rorke against it? I think it's something to do with surveillance but might be mixing up terms
>>219253014>>219253038Fairly sure he could pull out of that if he wanted but he's trying to pretend he's calmed down
rorke's naan slipping into a korma
lol he started crying and they gave him tissue
>>219253008>>219253016sc
>>219253008yank nonsense as perhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/15-minute_city#Conspiracy_theories
>>219253066rorke likes rural life so he must hate cities and anything to do with cities is bad and must be against rural life also it reduces dependency on cars which is communism
I would like to withdraw my previous comment
>>219253092meant for >>219253065
>>219253066the argument is that instead of actually building 15 minute cities (which rorke is right about obviously that's not going to happen), all they'll do is charge you money to go to the other side of town when you need to visit your GP
just witnessed a racist post
That's me in the gooncaveThat's me in the swivel chairWanking ma wee willy
>>219253108Mate...
>>219253113i left for two hours and i come back, you're still hererelapsed :(
>>219253091think he's probably on /sp/ watching the football actually x
>>219253113you're a literal brain-damaged paedophile, mateyou are utterly worthless as a human
>>219253113addicted to being called a raped paedo on the internet awardrubs his clitty to dead children award
>>219253014>individual had been drinking heavily and making racist remarksktim
Alright. I'm calling it. Saving my good posts for the new.
>>219253179no one to spend valentines day with? :(
>>219253143Bullsh*t>>219253150Brainwashed>>219253162Brown
for a web browser build around vertical tabs zen doesn't half do a terrible job of implementing vertical tabs
A group of left wing basement dwellers tried to ruin our Restore Britain launch event last night by block-booking tickets with no intention of showing up. We found their Facebook group organising it all, and matched all the names on that to their tickets. Quite simple at that stage to mark them off, and keep on selling to genuine attendees.Ending up with an incredible turnout.The socialists were all very generous with their donations - hundreds of tickets were bought. It’s sincerely appreciated. They bought a few rounds for the team. Cheers lads!
mental that with a dozen session training for bjj or boxing and you'd win 40% of fights just by knowing how to throw a punch or take someone downmost people are utterly clueless about fighting
>>219253220Get Vivaldi installed. NOW.
>>219252915Isn't that what you were opposing in the first place?
>>219253213raped and relapsed :(
engaging in some musical shenanigans x
I should just spend my money buying the things I want
sworn myself off the porn now that I know the toilfu is availableit's time to gain a fucking clue
>>219253222screaming
>>219253230fighting is for low-IQ mongs why would I risk damaging my most valuable asset, my massive brain
>>219253254vocaroo us some lad
https://vocaroo.com/1n84thhpFekudeep digging mt to this
>>219253230this is only true if you're 6 foot or above. It doesn't really mater how good a fighter you are if you're 5'7 and 70kg.
>>219253234nah they have shit vertical tabs as welledge/brave have the best vertical tabswhere you have your icons showing in your panel then when you hover over it it expands of to show it fully
>>219253260i've always suspected this is a good idea
>>219253272valentines day spent alone on 4chan award
>>219253267yea trying to date someone you work with that always works out
>>219253222A toast! To Britain!
>fighting is for low-IQ mongs why would I risk damaging my most valuable asset, my massive brain
>>219253273you'd be surprised how easy it is to take someone down using their own weight or tripping them at the legs
grasping the cat's skull in my hand like i'm hamlet
why does a self-professed intelligent, successful investor try and start arguments and spam images of dead children here all hours every day
>>219253270you're risking damaging it by not knowing how to defend it in a fight>but i'll never get in a fi-*switches you off with a one-two to the chin*
>>219253254Alri Gayphex Gimp
>>219253179
>>219253322get the bloody line quoted Rorke
>>219252965Unlikely
>>219253341this earth This Realm THIS ENGLAND
leftypol paying to spoon the escort after rorke is finished shagging
please make the new with this image and make it a katzen ausgabe
heavy cuban link tapping against katy chin while cronem violating unreached ends
>>219253331sc
>>219253341Don't have a cow,man!
>>219253376valentines day and christmas day spent alone on 4chan
dont like cartoon frogs but i like actual frogs
>>219253373
>>219253386quite fond of the frogs, real ones, the pepe ones, and especially the apuj ones
>>219253392>>219253392>>219253392>>219253392
>>219253385Could say the same about you
Wasn't sure about ai but I see leftypol seethes about it so it must be good
>>219253404Uh oh. Early new. Janny!!!!!
>>219252145nobody on earth cares what books you've read anon not even your mum she's fucken lying
bit fucking early
>>219253287*places it on the shelf next to all the other ones*
>>219253368most black people are decent, normal peopleyou on the other hand... welllook at youcan't even hide what a disgusting freak you are on an anonymous forum
>>219253431been watching recess recentlystill a good programme
bump
lil ziedy recieven dem quic tapstek it tek it tek itsquirtn all ova dem jordensmmhhmmm nun lil ziedy cud du
last for walter disney !!
Bradley Walsh
pooey bum arse
>>219253291that's the best part, she quit the job
>>219253454>>>219253431 #>been watching recess recentlyOh my nights Rorke. What other cartoons have you been watching?>>219253489Not so fast
>>219252698>>219251319
>>219253541lol you absolute melt
about to post "rorke's off to east asia where the women aren't obese ultra-feminist whores" for the angry (you)s hehe