katzen ausgabe
*takes up an entire table of 8*
the rarely seen gakpo to kerkez pass
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
>>219253392fake
>>219253454a yank phenomenondon't have recess here do we we have break and lunch
>>219253431Mad how the rat has Jewish facial characteristics, on a Disney show
>>219253484right but it's a good telly show, was my point
>>219253499where does in rank in the hey arnold of things?
currently sobbing about my loss my innocence and entry into conscious sin
Sir Port 443
just found out michael cane was married to shakira
>>219253486stop saying odd shit
>>219253448>she got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat go comparejar jar we don't have time for your riddles the naboo are under attack from the trade federation
>>219253513we were a disney channel family, didn't have much exposure to nickelodeonlloyd in spacefillmorebuzz lightyear of star commandpepper anndoug
>>219253514shouldn't have drunk your own spunk then, should you?
>>219253530always lash fun things on port 8069 for a laugh
the ref's whistle sounds particularly zesty today
>>219253542and tell me this: can pepper ann?
>>219253542cor cor cor cor corrrrr!!!!!
uh uh uhh yuh shh katy, okcalm, relax, shh, ok, yeh uh uh uh uh i know, just.. relax.., yeh put airplane modeyeh calm, no tensionu feel dat? yeh, you never felt that?
still got the taste of girl in my mouthnot often i kiss one so it lingers
just ate a whole frozen pizza
interviewing for a job on Monday very nervous don’t know what to say x hope I get the job x
any of you nerds played trails in the sky 1st chapter?
>>219253549Why
2 fingers in the giney, 1 finger in the hiney
>>219253576i managed to get a hug from a girl in a nightclub on friday and ended up wanking to her linkedin picture twice today
>>219253589Fucking bzed x
spent the day posting about black willies again award
>>219253499Ew, is it a good telly show to watch with your biccies and your mince pies during tea love yea? Is it?
grandpa's head was clearly shaped like a willard and bollocks
Grindr must be popping off
>>219253589i would have cooked it first
need a mental angela anaconda autist gf
>>219253629fuck up cansmong go back to your 10 grand wanking machine
>>219253635I got 20 likes today alone lol
>>219253611how the fuck u get her linkedin in a club that's wilddesu sometimes it's harde rto pull girls you know in aclub than randoms>>219253635dark rooms were indeed "popping off" yesterdaythink i got hit by flying semen on my shoulder at one point
>>219253608
>>219253649what's this about a 10 grand wanking machine now?
>>219253665you're so gay deegz lol
>>219253665diego!
>>219253662have got 20 in my entire life :(
>>219253572didn't like the episode where they dressed up one of the lads in a dress and makeup to humiliate him. I used to still ponder that situation some years later
>>219253644Was too hungry desu
>>219253649Get some batties from the chippy to watch on your telly, ew
>>219253651the number is growing exponentially rn crodie, as theyre getting dropped off by timmy at they crib rn
>>219253700sounds hot
>>219253671ahyesthe nosethe hairnot even going to say ityou just know it
mad how ziedy is most likely making all these posts in his parents house while cum dries on his stomach
>>219253681>>219253688...
brits be like>we don't DO that in Oxford!"That" being heterosexual intercourse
Just wanted to order some ice cream ffs. Can't escape normie day
how do we fix the femcel problem
>>219253392>katzen ausgabe
>>219253744rorke can have her
>>219253572It is but reminds me of my childhood too much.
>>219253744Take away voting rights of course They’re going to be worse than incels when they hit a realization point, voting solely for doom and destruction out of spite
>>219253757
Rorkette sending £100,000 to an AI chatbot scammer while Rorke can't even get a text back
>>219253733he's not zeidy, he just acts exactly like him and from the same country and posts in the same places as him but he's not ziedy.
>>219253757really really like this pic
>>219253782So this is rorke
>>219253791Vile flag. Throw her into the jeet pits
Got a crease on my foreheadI am officially an Uncasaurus Imagine getting your first wrinkle before your first kissdeary me
>>219253744Every time I read a story like this, they're always in love with a white man.Why don't women fall in love with AI negroes?
>>219253791corr cracking pair of stan smiths
katy bedroom sound like this:https://vocaroo.com/1n84thhpFeku+ heavy breathing + violent slamming
personally I'm unironically using charecter.ai to learn french by sexting with a french florist in nazi-occupied paris in 1942 have learnt far more this way then I ever did in the education system
having a wank to kirsty muir it must be said
i know filters exist but i don't like them. but he just fucking ruins these threads. main reason /brit/'s so slow these days is that mentally ill mong obsessed with black men's willies. off to /sp/ i go x
>>219253819cat loves his cream
I’ve spent a non-negligible amount of time in my life solving captchas to post for zero (You)s (dopamine rewards)
>>219253513Hey Arnold better Recess still good
>>219253819me when I see the gf after a long time and don't care she hasn't showered.
when you see it, you'll shit bricks
>>219253791wouldnt even glance if i saw her on the street and she stopped in front of my and wanted my attention 2/10longass skinny bitch legs and psycho eyespig dis fucking gusting
saturday night rugrats fanfics
>>219253847New York City no longer has the vibe. Maybe some parts of the Bronx.
>>219253864impossible to be this gay
>>219253853based and patrician
>>219253847The Bronx in summer
might piss on my own face
>>219253763rorke's off to east asia where the women aren't obese ultra-feminist whores
>>>/sp/153454074
>>219253884behave darling x
off to /ck/ i go
>>219253925LOL he tek psychological adjustment rn
um
something utterly detestable about ally mccoist
You think Diego does the Christianity bit because he’s gay or does he do the gay bit because he’s Christian Former I think
Do you also like to bake lussebullar with mandelmassa in Britain too??
>>219253921turns out when you filter a flag you can block all their posts and all replies to those posts, but not if they're cross-board replies
>>219253969he thinks it makes him sound smart rather than the sort of mong who unironically believes in god
>>219253966he's really chipper and it's fucking annoying
>>219253918terrible taste in fashionthat thrilly green setthat beddingthose drapesthis femoid must be like 50 now, this image is from at least 1990
the left back to right back combo2019-esque
screaming
>>219253995?
>>219253966He's a know it all
love it when they reply so late you're beyond caring at that point
Train japan
>>219253966i like him he's like a working class ewan mcgregor
>>219253966I like him, one of the better pundits to get on comms
to any shaggers in:why do girls moan when you have your erect cock rubbing against their lower tummy/upper pelvic area but no vagina is involved at all
>>219254037really needs some grafitti and brown people on speakerphone
>>219253966Mcoist my flag bender
>>219254021I remember seeing that liveshe overtook with so much speed just lost all control and went over mad event to watch had no idea what was going on in most of it
>>219254065and a black guy doing gymnastics
>>219254021canadian cheater probably touch the back of the skate
i unironically believe in god
Somebody in /brit/ spent Valentine's Day without a girlfriend or wife
>>219254063come on lad all moans are fake in shagging no penis has ever made a girl moan
>>219254070>PhuketThat's where my parents took their honeymoon, mom was preggers with me
they're really upset tonightwe all know why...
told my mum i thought she looked nice and she definitely clocked that i've been watching incest roleplay all day and slightly wants to shag her
Lots of people on reddit were complaining so much money is spent on olympics skeleton but the guy won gold so it was money well spent
>>219254063They do it for (You), the people
>>219254069i'm only watching for the ladies
i low key believe in god
>>219254070LOL>>219254093LOL
>>219254107bewildering reason to watch sport
David high key mogged Goliath
>>219254122they are peng and i love those little skin tight outfights and arses
>>219254021ice skates scare me is there not a risk they will cut each other open? would never go near an ice rink me
>>219254063i used to do this, take my cock out rub it on her tummy a little, slap her with it a little then cum on her bellyshe used to go mentalso i kept doing itand shed go "you cant keep just keep taking it out" i guess maybe because it delays you cuming and she just wants it over with?
>>219254122It’s bewildering to watch full figured women in skintight suits? Are you a fag?
farts smell like cow muck againmust be all those dates i had earlier
>>219254143oh i was never insideall the noise is just from my erect cock being rubbed as if shagging but against her lower tummy instead lol
Are you employed in your country? I'm not, waging is pretty much a scam.
>>219254155mine smell like baked beans, tomatoey sauce smell included
lol watching hockey they ae punching each other in the face
wish I was a shagger
>>219254105if i take that mask off will you cum?
>>219252963KÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖK
>>219254152yeah its bewilderingyou're aware that like porn exists yeah sport is fun because of competition and excitement and thrills and stories not because women exist
We are all sheep voting for wolves in sheep clothing.
any dog man in today?someone care to explain why everyone is just bowing down the this gigachad dog ?
>>219254189Yeah I’m aware and porn is for fags I couldn’t care less about women’s sports I just like seeing thick women in skintight suitsMmm
lost 3 games of chess in a rowpunching myself in the face full force and reading /brit/ as punishment
im so unc im thinking about going on holiday by myself and reading on the beach and/or around the pool
>>219254193i am actually blacklel
>>219254139timmy seconds before being victimised by a vicious tranny
How to work up the courage to kms?
>>219254175icefight used to be real hard to watch because of low definition and how small the puck was, but they would allow fighting so it made up for it
>>219254179It would be extremely pleasurable
>>219254218He's the village elder
>>219254200hi lambington
>>219254218some dogs just have that aura
>>219254228you're an unc and you have no mates LOL
Bit of anime before bed team
>>219254218the dog that can get the most food from humans gets the most respect
>>219254218it's AI mongo
>>219254218first dog is a low level 4other dogs around him are mixtures between level 2 and high level 3alpha dog is a middle level 5they know that even combined they wouldn't have the power to beat himsimple doglevels
>>219254254yjk
>>219254218looks old he probably knew them from pups
>>219254228Nothing wrong with that. Did it myself many times
I guess there are no baking enjoyers in /brit/ then
some dogs do not have that aura
>>219254239Key Management Service? I would say just get stuck in and use AWS managed keys at first, or follow a practice lab online to get used to the basics of it. At the end of the day, you're not going to be able to do massive damage by just getting stuck in on a service like KMS
>>219254265dog magic
>>219254257your mate using slurs >>219254238
womens skeleton is all arse giggling
>>219254286my poo after eating indian
patrick hast du kleingeld
laura woods has her feet out filtyh bitch
get checked out
need that alpha dog aura nibba just strolls up and breaks up a fight
>>219254256i have mates but they're all married with kids>>21925430029 and idk
The time has come for the 11th edition of the /brit/ Hunger Games.A brave pair of tributes are to be selected from each of the twelve counties(/districts) of /brit/ to fight inside the arena.https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.phpAs always, submissions with an image and name will take priority. Previous winners (https://postimg.cc/c6zmVNYj) are barred from entering (with the occasional exception)
me seeing myself in the bathroom mirror tomorrow morning
>>219254293here is a low level 4 cat and a high level 2 dogdespite the class asymmetry the dog knows it doesnt have a chance
the so called english rosehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766198637704850.mp4
Sometimes I struggle to get out of bed because I'm so depressed
>>219254239Don’t.Find your will.
>>219254357AI
>>219254331Doomer Catberg
>>219254357Rorke wives across the nation this summer when England are knocked out
>tsar frees the serfs >everyone gets upset >even the serfs
>>219254218hes top dawg
Got blood in my poo lads
>>219254393its to stop him drooling on his nice Sunderland top
>>219254331Gundam Winter Olympics
>>219254331cat
Im the most raped creature alive
>>219254331ruby granger's arse
>>219254331Fodenbunny
>>219254401>UK ends slavery single handedly>spends billions to do it>slave descendants still mad
keir starmer confirmed 4chan will be banned to 'disrupt incel communties'
>>219254410probably red wine
>>219254331Island Niles
>>219254464
>>219254331bradders of course
>>219254331uncle yoru
>>219254461and what of shagger communities?
>>219254506
>>219254331clobber bee
>>219254486stupid dog!
boughted the laptopi feel empty like i spunked my load
>>219254331Pooseal
>>219254518he loves them
>>219254331peter
>>219254522you can't go out like that slut
why dont incels and femcels just get together?
>>219254444>A controversial statue of pioneering doctor Dr Elsie Inglis is being recommended for approval in Edinburgh by council officials.>Campaigners have spoken out against the plans claiming the statue should have been designed by a woman and say there should be a plaque explaining her family wealth is linked to the slave trade.do these cunts ever have a day off?
>>219253589Those things don't satisfy me anymore. Something weird about them. I finally understand the phrase empty calories.
>>219254563"femcels" still shag multiple people a year
>>219254311rude
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770429278900993.mp4
Still 12 spots left, get them in quick!
>>219253589this was me last night and it was lush
Weekly mumberg phonetoil complete. Mental how she speaks in slow motion.
undecided if i should have homemade egg and chips or just have a bowl of cereal
>>219254603alex valle
>>219254603Lisa
>>219254585not real femcels
>>219254444>mongols genocide and mass rape your ancestors>complain to their descendants>get laughed at for having weak ancestors>stop complaining>muslims enslave and oppress your ancestors>complain to their descendants>get attacked for not being muslim>stop complaining>brits purchase your ancestors as slaves and set them free>complain they didn't set them free fast enough>brits apologise>stop complain- oh wait they apologised?? demand reparations and justify violence against all white people
>>219254608I speak slowly to mongs as well so they understand me
>>219254603gary eats
>>219254603Finlad
>>219254636phwoar
>>219254603er you've named mine wrong i put cat not squirreli demand my image be removed at once
anyone still wank to their exes from several years ago?
>>219254636she's literally getting porked on the french riviera right now
>>219254603Proud Highlander
>>219254603Mew Mog Dewey
>>219254672sometimes have a nostalgiawank to old myspace and bebo pics
>>219254603Sean William Ryder
>>219254674pork isnt kosher you stupid GOY
>your ancestors enslaved my ancestors 300 years ago give me moneyWhy are black people like this?
>>219254603Lucy
>>219254603john honey
>>219254695theyve been told by new labour that that is a reasonable thing to ask for since birth
>>219254715Free Lucy Letby
>>219254659How did you manage that? I'm thinking about quitting my job to take some time away to deal with my mental health and addiction issues. I doubt I could even get a doctor to sign off on a months leave from work let alone PIP.
>>219254715she is so fucking cute it's unreal
>>219254720Free John Honey
>>219254603the norfmen
And for you lads, cans with fberg, yeah?Going to have her open you a can, give it to you and have her say 'I love you', is the plan?Surely you're not posting on /brit. on the glorious romantic day of Valentine's day?
>>219254603soogs
Rorke, circa 50 BC
>>219254603Boromir
corr. fucking. spaff. this whole jiggly sport.
>>219254733I look like that. Can I get a British gf?
>>219254775any tighter and you'd be able to see the wrinkles around her asshole (arsehole)
>>219254782youre too young
SZOBOpluck that one out
i love women
TRIBUTES HAVE BEEN PICKED AND SHIPPED OFF THE ARENAThe 11th edition of the /brit/ games shall begin shortly
>>219254788Isn't that a bloke with a willy?
>>219254788Just say you're gay mate it's okay
https://cinetaro.buzz/watch/1317288?ep=1
>>219254834im scared lads
canadians are the cringiest people on the planethttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771020486158033.webm
https://youtu.be/wBEesrdaRog?si=eRLPygjPkauMbVsf
>>219254846I'm gay
got to go wipe my arse even though i haven't done a pooleaky bum innitthe hidden price of alcholism
>>219254858https://www.google.com/search?source=lns.web.gisivli&vsdim=394,507&gsessionid=h-d0uMz1UJHwCJT8uZhFvImdpO6-ScTbVextw6upvVMU9tNmT2vG2A&lsessionid=FF1yKiv0w0l12ViWdpgvJHW2Ksm5DQhW7brNgDE4LVa65XyoeEiRFA&lns_surface=19&authuser=0&biw=390&bih=745&hl=en&tbnid=q2CC1i7XGrQc1M&vsrid=CK6X5Yiqv-zAqwEQBBgBIiREMDNDOEIwMi1ERjVDLTQyRjQtODAxMy1BQzBENkZFNUFBRjUyBiICdWcoDDjCz8bm89mSAw&udm=26&q&vsint=CAQqCgoCCAcSAggHIAE6IwoWDYFDBD8VpI3LPh35ST0_JcdoJT8wARDDFBioGiUAAIA_&lns_mode=un&qsubts=1771103808274&stq=1&cs=1&lei=N-aQaaLZIpWXwbkPyp2QmAc
I like it when the one lady pushes on the other lady's arse to propel them forward
>>219254833love to hate them
>>219254879he's been caught red handed
And... we're off!
>>219254873No
can we all collectively decide to become gay right now
>>219254846you're gay mate it's okay
>>219254913YES!!
>>219254904mental how they do the relay, just asking for a pileup isn't it
might have to have a wank to the 'lympics
>>219254913scr
thinking about ropes and ruby grangers arse
right well that's ruby granger's arse strangled
>>219254913ruby granger's arse taken an early beating
>>219254937the mixed relays was carnage
>>219254913tattlelife raving in the streets
>>219254951usual
>>219254946post the one where her suit splits
>>219254913what the FUCK Mr Hitchens
We have first blood already!
>>219254946reckon she has sex with black men?
>>219254975kill and be killed
>>219254980who hasn't
>>219254975kek such a Niles thing to do
>>219254999
>>219254975giggling so much potential with this lineup
>>219254975thumbs up across the board
>>219254975the 'berg avenging ruby
>>219255012scream
>>219254988fuck off rorke
>>219255012>>219255014
>>219254975NOOOOOOO!!!
>>219254980Of course not you fucking pig
