rorkes in a pickle edish
once again, cornwall is looking lush
>>219266945your demographic is literally voting for a party dominated by touchy feely hippy women in their 50s, neurotic jews, and stinking pakis, all of whom are demographics who ruined this country
i go for a poo and come back and the thread got deleted. was the paedo on the botnet spamming child porn was he
chicken is almost ready
>>219267037op image had hidden ponies
leftypol eating cat shit
right whats that all about then
>>219267034I assume you're talking about green voters yeah?
>>219267037also went for a poo and came back to a deleted thread, we are toilet brothers
putting handfuls of gravel up my arse
im going getting a coffee back in a minute
dadberg always responds to "how can I help you today?" with "I wonder if you can"
>>219267037the tranitor just had a proper melty welty woo
only a matter of time before rupert lowe is brought in for questioning/cautioned for hate speech/stirring up racial hatred. The world will laugh at us once again.
Might paint more warhammer today and ignore how AI will steal my job in a few years
>>219267067cheeky bstaad
>>219267081reckon ai taking jobs is relatively low in the list of future concerns
screaming
don't understand why nonces post cp here sometimes, if i were a nonce i would keep it to myself rather than risk getting busted just for the chance to make other people uncomfortable
>>219267102spaki is safe behind his botnet i believe
>>219267102would you now
>>219267081What are you painting m8?
>>219267067realised my dad was cringe early on in life when he would always repeat the same "jokes" like>excuse me do you know where x is>yes i do know, thank you very muchhe thought it was soooo funny and every time we ate in a chinese restaurant the waiter would come over asking if everything was good and he'd say>this chicken is so rubbery!
>>219267131you'd think so but you never know what kinds of tricks those fed niggas have up their sleeves, if they caught all those nonces on the darknet then they can probably catch some botnet spammer
>>219267102they are sick
>>this chicken is so rubbery!
>>219267102part of the thrill for them is exposing unwilling participants to it and seeing their reaction
>>219267148>this chicken is so rubbery!Kek what a lad
I would suck Emma Watson’s anus.
Mum won't make me pancakes because its not pancake day yetShe's got the mix in the cupboard ffs
fuck it all
sometimes i wank to thumbnails
Sucking a titleist
>>219267183Make your own then you idle git
>>219267143Metal eldar rangers
Wonder if I'll live long enough to see a united Korea.
>>219267193Not allowed so no I cant
>>219267202is it hard to paint those things? seems like they have quite fine details
Phimosis rings orderedIf this doesn't work I'm going to cut my knob off and die
mental how yanks get so riled up about scott pilgrim dating a 17 year old even though the age of consent in canada is 16
>>219267034Haha alri Rorke*turns and talks to the girls*
>>219267228*we scoff at you and go back to rorke and have sex with him*
>*turns and talks to the girls*he mean fat girls lol
>>219267217why does everyone on brit have a messed up knob
>>219267148What a mong. My dad is also cringey, but I love him.
>>219267222its 16 in most of america too
>>219267243why did you abandon him to live in ireland then
>>219267241i've been wondering this myself tooif you looked at /britfeel/ in the past too it was chronic, they'd complain non stop about their phimosis
>>219267222Amelia
>>219267241Mine’s practically perfect in every way
got a normal willy me
>>219267254Got to live our lives don't we?
>>219267222Do they know it's not real?>>219267241My area has very hard water which has calcified my todger
>>219267256>>219267241a lot of people here are generally dysgenicgoblin class
ever train a fat girl till she gets hot and sex her?
>>219267273No, I wish. Have you?
>>219267264what life do you live then
what do yall niggas use as background noise
>>219267262mine is made for kids
>>219267273i'm a personal trainer i got my ex to lose about 2 stones then we got married and four years later she weighed 14 stones we're divorced now, not because of the weight alone, but because she cheated on me three times and used all my savings
>>219267271i imagine some people here are genuinely on the level of that nonce sting with the goblin lad with the pointy bald head going "im gonna lose me job"
i just dont understand all this tracey emin art
>>219267288dehumidifir runs all day and all night to dry my clothes
Phimosis is what draws us together in a mystical way
>>219267283kind of>>219267288cumtown
just finished a nice 12km run toilgetting back into the groove now
>>219267287He is a fat, greasy, ugly greek retard who sponges off the Irish state and believes that he has a special mission to convert /brit/ into following the teachings of an unemployed 19th-century schizophrenic Jew
Genuinely find it so sad if you're an adult and still live with your parents
its not all that bad losing your job. life gets so much easier when you stop caring about things like that
>>219267288also cumtown. its like having friends
Hate Welsh nationalism
>>219267322ktim at 30
>>219267324True, preach
>>219267299I dont know how much a stone is>we're divorced now, not because of the weight alone, but because she cheated on me three times and used all my savingsDamn, sorry that happened bro
>>219267332based??
>>219267288https://youtu.be/-loVdL14UB4
>>219267299>she cheated on me three timesJeez man...must have been a fit chubby, not just a tub.
>>219267322dont know why though, the concept of leaving your parents home at 18-21 was a brief moment in the 20th century likely to never be repeated again. Everybody lived with their parents into adulthood prior to the 20th century, and we're just going back to it now.
>homer bimpson
>>219267355>Everybody lived with their parents into adulthood prior to the 20th centurynot really no
>>219267299
>>219267355Nowt wrong with it.
iiiii can't wankiiiii can't pooall i can do is deal in (You)s
>>219267369You had multi-generational households on every street in victorian england mate, your mum would die and you would inherit the house. Thats how it always was
wonder if all those irish people who died in the troubles would regret it today if they saw that they can just vote for a united ireland now and still havent got one in 2026. or even that the uk and ireland will be 2 nearly indistinguishable cultureless mostly brown but wealthy western liberal democracies in 50 years
getting on a log ride at the theme park and scooping the strange green water into my mouth as we float along
nothing wrong with living with your parents really. it's more practical than going to live in some shitty incel flat by yourself
>>219267316see any of them on your travels?
>>219267383Wish your mum would die
>>219267384>but wealthylol
phil collins genesis sucks the shit right out of my arse
>>219267407probably a bit much
Had plans to move out eventually but since dad died I really don't want to leave mum on her own so I reckon I'll live with her until I'm unable to care for her and she has to go into an old mums home
Countdown to a rorkelty
mumberg currently occupying a 3-bedroom, £400k house and not fully realising how lucky she is. I told her her grandchildren will probably never see a mortgage in their life and shes like hmmm i think ill sell this house for a smaller property and a bit of garden :)
>>219267383Maybe in the slumsMost people these days move out when they go to uni, then get a job and stay moved out and rent, then buy a house when they want to settle with a family
It's fun living with roomates in your late teens early 20s, sometimes a chick will come live and you give her your penis ect..
>>219267401was on the treadmill so didnt see anything
>>219267415Not really. I'd kill her myself given the chance.
>>219267383>You had multi-generational households on every street in victorian england mate victorian england mate,The cramped state of Victorian England was itself a massive abberation of every facet of life you utterly retarded cunt, this was absolutely not the norm prior to that
Imagine smelling Emma Watson’s sexy girl farts.
Top ten English clubs with most arrests last season: Manchester United - 312West Ham United - 269Manchester City - 260Leeds United - 167Chelsea - 151Aston Villa - 138Newcastle United - 120Liverpool - 99Everton - 83Sheffield Wednesday - 64
There's someone at out office in his 50s who rents with a load of 20 somethings and immigrants. He talks about how they share rooms etc and all the noiseThen he has to come into the office and it's the same. Probably never has a break or a space of his own to relax
>>219267427Its not the 90s anymore. People move to uni halls when they go to uni, finish with a worthless degree nobody cares about in the job market because they're undercut by pajeet who will do it for less, struggle to afford a 1k a month 1 bedroom so move back with their parents, languish and bedrot for a bit in their childhood bedroom, intermittently getting retail jobs here and there, get depressed and do drugs, then end up on places like here.
>>219267451Thank god you don't live in commie Russia
>>219267426mine is 3 bedrooms and it's just right for one person. tell her to keep what she's got imo
six mini naanizzas for brunch
>>219267438Nobody was moving out at 18 in victorian england you spastic. Social mobility prior to the 1950s was stagnant, nobody left their community, read a history book mongo
>>219267450if she had big tits and ass would, love nice shark fin on the face with a hot body me
>>219267451As shameful as it is I’d buy myself a caravan before living in situation like that
>>219267462>because they're undercut by pajeetcorrection: because of oversaturation. Education is its own industry and has been for a few decades now. Shut your trap when you can't base your opinions on concrete material facts, got it?
looking after your parents for half your life is fucking grim life should be a beautiful adventure seeing as much of everything as possible not sitting in a boring silent house with your mum buying her stoperan to stop her from shitting herself as she fucking dies slowly
>>219267462You can afford to rent somewhere decent on minimum wage in most parts of the country If someone lives in a more expensive area and has to get somewhere smaller or share, that's their choice Or they could buy instead of renting
swear all you see nowadays is violence in movies and sex on tv where have those good old fashioned values gone
im 25 and live with my mum and stepdadWant to dieCan’t get a job either so
>>219267486Read my post again you shitbrained sack of cum
>>219267494leftymong always gets hurt when the most basic facts and reality of importing millions of third worlders is pointed out as a reason of wage suppression. You recoil and start stuttering, making up nonsense because its an argument you cannot counter. uh uhhh oversaturation, yeah, from the millions of extra biomass we imported filling a labour pool.
>>219267449leeds punching there id have thought all the tonys and neils from don revies generation had hung their gloves up by now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coonhoundrorkes dog
>>219267516You think it wasnt the norm prior to that, but it was, including that era. I think its you that needs to learn to read posts autismo
>>219267494>correction: because of oversaturation.Oversaturation... by pajeets
imagine finally sending them all back
>>219267546>You think it wasnt the norm prior to that, but it was, including that era.How so? You've only given the example of Victorian England, which was a massive change in every single aspect of life compared to previous centuries so... try again retard!
>>219267500>You can afford to rent somewhere decent on minimum wage in most parts of the countryNot true at all. Its why theres an underclass based on age demographic in the workforce now and we've had to categorise work based on age and assumption of living arrangements. Tesco shelf stockers are presumed to be living with their parents, thats already factored in to pricing now.
>>219267552
>>219267540rorkes fat miserable spinster wine aunt giving this a haha react on fb
love girls with freckly boobs
>>219267588Well you clearly didn't read my post when I talked about social mobility then did you retard? If I said prior to the 1950s, it can mean victorian england, and it can mean the middle ages. Want to try again?
Taking backshots from the backshots bailiff
>>219267503Kek
haiphong born and bred, me
>>219267591Tesco pays minimum wage so they could afford to rent somewhere in most of the country. They could buy after a few years saving too. Although I'm not sure supermarket workers should be encouraged to settle down andhave children but that's another topic
>>219267608never seen that
Uh oh, rorkelty!
>>219267677please just post somewhere else
>>219267656Alri Gordon Gecko, lmao
>>219267691Alri racismlad
>>219267692please
>>219267515no need to thank me la
most obvious sign of low intelligence than someone saying that karma is real when something bad happens to someone who deserves it but conveniently never mentioning karma the other 99.99999% of the times when it doesn't
>>219267722HOWLING
pissing it down
>>219267734True, but you used bad grammar in the beginning of your phrase
hard to articulate just how much more sovlful gta 4 was compared to 5
>>219267515moved out when i was 18 myself and my parents are still married
SNIFF THAT
>>219267781Ok but you’re 40
>>219267771i missed a word. you can add a word and make it grammatically correct.
>>219267722grim
wonder will this lonely irish cunt ever shut the fuck up
how's the gf lads
>>219267793im 31 years young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3CN2klKvUM
Might start putting on a rubber before I meet the gf so I don't have to worry about jizzing my pants when we kiss
>>219267842Exactly.Old man on 4chan Sad Fyck you
>>219267860ok
I'm 65 years old, not joking
Jizz in my pants
>>219267879what was the biggest clue you gained
>>219267797Two words: "Not a" before everytbing you wrote would have saved it.You are cool though so you get a pass.
Middle aged men run /brit/ sorry young cunts
>>219267846how? when i was a virgin i thought i was gonna bust immediately but that couldnt be further from the truth
attempting to understand the indian mind
>>219267903hasn't been the case for years now
>>219267897clue?
>>219267913[mockingly]hasn't been the case for years now
>>219267912its sociopathy
>>219267912they just hate muslims that's literally all the two countries have in commonthe funnies part is that indians think their admiration of israel is reciprocated kekthere are vids of indians in israel trying to join in on the jew prayers and they get kicked and spat on
>>219267993
*rapidly taps on bongo drum with hands*rainberg got me down, got me in a humporban, meloni, farage, and trumpwait for the summer, everything will be ok, they sayI wait with baited breathe, another day, okCuba, palestine, venezuela, iranthe world is falling apart, thanks to orange manfarage, are you kidding? dont you know hes a nazi?and GB news and co, they're all patsies
hi
it's me melvin
anyone tapered off alcohol to avoid withdrawals?i need help doing this properly lads. if i have a single drink i'll just end up getting hammered again but i can't go cold turkey i am already getting the cold sweats
>>219267879you got a fit daughter?
How about it's Aussie Aussbourne and he has mullet
>>219268084When was the last time you drank?
>>219268084go cold turkey and get on the valium and just tank the withdrawals, tapering doesn't work
>>219268066gn
Dogberg ate something on his walk and now foam is forming in his mouth
just got called a reprobate in m&s
are you not allowed ot wear a black suit at a wedding
>>219268121
>>219268145course you are
>>219268145Black suit with a colourful tie (pink or bright blue) is acceptable.
>>219268109sometime around saturday morning i think, passed out around that time>>219268120don't have any and getting a doctor's appointment is impossible
are you allowed to wear a birthday suit to a wedding
>>219268160>>219268166wrong
>pink tie
>>219268084i ended up going cold turkey when i couldnt stomach it anymore i would drink a sip of wine and be sick. it was the worst 3 days of my life
>>219268186Birthday suit with a colourful willy (pink or bright blue) is acceptable.
>>219268177if you go to the hospital and tell them you're having alcohol withdrawals they'll take it seriously because it can be a medical emergency
>>219268102easy there bud>>219268145what else am I supposed to wear, I went to a wedding 2 years ago and the button on my pants flew out when I kneeled so I lost 16 kilos last year. It was quite embarrassing.
Will the pusdy pendulum swing back like politics does every decade or so or will it only get worse from now on?Ten years ago as long as you weren’t an absolute ghoul you could at least shag a decent chubby chick. Now unironically you could be in decent shape with an average face and struggle to shag a chubby 5 or 6. Online dating has made it so any woman (with some exceptions) can shag most men, I’ve seen literal land whales at work etc with an absurd level of confidence from the current shagging landscape
Haven't pooed yet today :(
never foam alone
Once got stuck sitting next to a fat bird at a wedding and she kept commenting on how my pink tie reminded her of the inside of a battenburg cake
>>219268203do you drink now or gave up the alcoholic jew completely?
>>219268233i only do a poo every 2nd day
>>219268233only woke up 4 hours ago but cant remember if ive pooed or notwho knows
>>219268239lel
afraid to fart
Restore Britain.
>>219268022>what we're going through
>>219268273!!!
if you're going to be an addict i feel like weed is a better choice than alcohol, cheaper, less harmful, etcyou will of course stink like shit and turn retarded but alcoholism does that too
scream
eating the last few scraps out the cupboards because i hate shopping. refuse to do it until i have to leave the house tomorrow anyway
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1771150631614700.jpg
>>219268033*claps and whistles*YEAH BABY, GO ON
>>219268202alri literal 13 year old
>>219268297rorkes mum
Doubt any of you social outcasts have ever been invited to anything remotely prestigious such as a wedding.
Nan says it's snowing at hers but I don't know if she's being senile. She's about 20 minutes away and it's pissing down here, but I've seen it rain on the other side of the road before while being dry so maybe it's real
>>219268297built for mww (medium (my) white willy)
>>219268219I wonder how the teenage mutant ninja turtles will tackle that
>>219268243i still drink about 6 or 7 beers every night lol
>>219268297look at the size of those feet
>>219268309I'm not a social outcast, quite the contrary.
>>219268309bizarre projection
>>219268286I’m at that point now, had to quit drinking before I became an actual full blown alcoholic but not mentally strong enough to go through life without something
>>219268324get her in a homeget her bank account raided
>>219267912Get into Indian pop musichttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1771085143544021.webm
>>219268297Reforming her insides with my 5inch BWC>>219268309Went to my brother's wedding so that's you done
RHYTHM IS GONNA GET YOURHYTHM IS GONNA GET YOURhythm is gonna get youuuu, rhythm is gonna get YOUUUUU
Mad how I’m 6 foot 4, decently attractive, intelligent and charming yet I’m in the same category as you socially isolated FREAKS because I got cursed with mental illness That’s life though innit
red pill me on poo
>>219268367
the only reason the right wing are so ascendant is because the left prohibited themselves from calling people gayevery right wing person is the same twat who would have been dismissed and called a poof back in school
>>219268386gloria estefan sex
>>219268367Rorke on a mad one
>>219268227the pendulum is violently swinging back now, seen articles from desperate women out there claiming men have virtually disappeared from public places and most shopping centres, offices, restaurants are just filled with women now and men mentally checking out. Its a quiet, slow-moving disaster thats occurring at the moment and women are panicking
>>219268366Have watched this 10 times, incredible...
>>219268398Settle down you fascist freak.
>>219268297crikey nora
>>219268388Just get on the apps they're made for lads like you
>>219268399errr no mate, the chad in every facet of life is always right wing. the bullies at school that mocked your My little Pony keyring and your naruto sprint were all right wing chuds
I’m tired boss
>>219268419
Was planning on hoovering the flat today but can't find the fucking nozzle extension with the little brush on it
>>219268453get a coffee in you
Keep ending up having two drinking sessions a week since last month. Not on. Need to step it up and get back on the exercises.
>>219268407No chance at all, any woman on this planet could make a tinder profile and have at minimum one man at least 3 points above them in looks/career/education level ready to fuck them within an hour Obviously washed up late 30s women will always be panicking they will have to shag 6 foot 1 Brad assistant manager in his 30s instead of 6 foot 4 Chad who owns a car dealership making 120k a year
>>219268388ktim
>>219268407they arent mentally checking out theyre online complaining and pretending to be happy alone which we for the most part are not
>>219268436Nah women can sense the sperg in me from miles away, they can tell when you don’t have photos of you with friends at clubs etc.I could probably do well with my height and looks at a club or something but they always sense the loser or illness
>>219268485>>219268501lads, try going out sometime yeah? Walk past a Costa Coffee and you'll see 100% women only, sat there bored because all the men have disappeared. It is over for women.
creaming out my cock
very incelly this morning aren't we
>>219268513stop thinking like that
was liking fat arses considered a weird fetish back in the 90s? sir mixalot seemed to be confessing to something he wasn't proud ofbut also all the girls in this video had very small butts, not big butts as was claimed
THEY JUST BUSTED TOM DIAMOND BRO
>>219268524You clearly spend zero time with women
Woke ruined women
>>219268513Stop thinking like that. You are a man. So you have the upper hand.
>>219268309>prestigious>first step on the divorce-rape ladderlol
Why would an attractive woman stick to one man when they can simply stream or do OnlyFans and have hundreds of thousands of simps paying for any lifestyle they want while inviting Chad over for sex
need my mum to die so i can move to london pronto
I've never travelled solo before except locally and day-only trips. I've been wanting to go to London again for the past two years, and I've been considering to go there by myself. The thing is, as I've just mentioned, is that I've never travelled solo like this before. I'm a little nervous about any possible dangers that there might be, as London is a big and busy city.What advice would you give me?
>>219268482corr yes time for some Nescafe gold
>>219268587horrible thing to say
>>219268463
>>219268586I’m not expert but I assume it has to do with the fact they eventually want to marry Chad and Chad most marry only fans whores
would trade my life savings for a clue
got the autism I do
>>219268556You counter minutes of interaction on dating apps as time with women mate, pipe down
>>219268603
THE WHOLE WOODPILE IS EXPECTED TO GET DOWN BROTHER
>>219268601
>>219268627thank you for agreeing with me
>>219268600do a soho walk up before they're all closed
just want to live on the outskirts on civilisation ladshate people and hate the world i dont even need luxuries just basic utilities and books to keep me entertained
>>219268621not real
seems like talking loudly is a non-white thing
leftypol celebrating someone whose first resort to an opposing viewpoint is to punch them in the face
>>219268680garmin, overlay this map with migrant populations of europe and enhance
Jools guides
Proper depressed and no motivation after quitting alcohol a few days ago as I was drinking everyday for a few months almost Is this a side effect of stopping or am I eternally doomed to be a no motivation mong?
>>219268672ohin that case I've got some quirks that make social interactions quite difficult at times
>>219268680ktim wog family
leftypol destroying civilisation for no reason
>>219268707
>Mom accused of injecting feces into her child’s IV at hospital, police say
>>219268658would love to have this but also a second smaller cabin i could use for wilderness gooning
momberg injected poop into my iv dude
Got some worries about lifeAnyone else?
>>219268720australian definition of wog not our one
>>219268711actually rorkeypol did
>>219268680my family is white (portuguese) and we talk loudly
>>219268749nope
>>219268691"opposing viewpoint" mate they've literally gunned down US citizens in the street like dogs
>>219268698withdrawing from alcohol does impose on your mood and focus more than people let on, it's just not talked about that much because there is a medical level of alcohol dependency where withdrawal will actually harm the person severely if they aren't weaned off it, and it wouldn't be good for public health types to confuse the two
capitalism: *oversees the decline of civilisation*also capitalism: why would communism do this
gammon egg and chips for luncheon x
penis
>>219268771theres no way your iq is above 90
>>219268749no x
>>219268764leftymong making up arguments nobody makes again
>>219268783tasty
>>219268783pineapple status?
>>219268749ktim xx
>white (portuguese)
I miss Mousey's Pocket Monster Of The Day feature
>>219268767How to tell if I’m at that level? I quit two days ago cold turkey at I going to die or something?
le sarcastic ironic left wing social media profile
>>219268791what the fuck does this even mean
gommunism bad100 billion vuvuzelas
>>219268811that wasnt mousenonce
Just had a good ideaWhat if the friendless incels of brit all met up and became friends, would do a lot for their methols and might even put them on the path to a fulfilling life
>>219268826who is arguing conspiracy isnt a crime?
>>219268830woah when you put it in that silly way of typing, i guess communism killed nobody. you have changed my mind
>>219268833wtf
new >>219268853
>>219268799can opened and primed for touchdown on the gammon
>>219268812you're fine, it hits people within a day and kills them within two
>>219268840ok so you're taking issue with the tangentially related image instead of actually reading and responding to the thing i actually said you are HUMAN CATTLE nigga
Doing the first gym challenge in Pokemon ShieldHerding sheepmons, a real British pastime x
>>219268771Kek, this
