led edish
>>219268876nice tits on her me
running off to the new so i don't have to reply to him
gears of war 2 was great for multiplayer
zoomers getting nostalgia over streetlighting. and they wonder why they're permavirgin freaks
>>219268853RETVRN TO SODIUM
destroy the entire earth
>>219268875>nooooo dont pay attention to the things that I post!
>>219268885led is just bad, had a led lightbulb for 2 weeks in my room and it fucked me up, not a joke
>>219268885nigga this is pre zoom
except blackpool
>>219268893LED is safer and cheaper than sodium THOUGH
Somewhere there is a Catholic priest who was confessed to by a cheating wife and he sees her and her husband come to mass every week
They're doing white history month at my uni but they're calling it blacked history month
>>219268764What were those "US citizens" doing there in the first place?
Mousey's sole positive contribution to /brit/ was his Pocket Monster Of The Day and now it turns out to not be him at allWhat a shame
>THOUGHunfunny reddit way of talking, grow up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ITb0_5pQQ
every month is white history month if you think about it
>>219268917BUT AT WHAT COST? I literally had sunken eyes after 2 weeks of led
wringing the wank meat
love when rorke goes "but communism killed millions" as if doing so wasn't incredibly beneficial look at china today compared to the rest of the world
would rather they remain young and smol
pen pineapple apple pen
>>219268853
Any AI or smart man in?How long before AI porn is pretty much “I type in any scenario” and get 30 minute or longer fully realistic detailed videos?Let’s say a random scenario of the top of my head that a shy timid 19 year old goth woman goes to an all female prison and then gets sexually humiliated by various intimates including lesbian rape, being made to shit herself while being laughed at and various forced stripping fights
oh yes WELL said leftpol WELL said fair play
>>219268949>le europe just died for no reason gaslighter fag guy
Alex Pretti, an armed man approaching law enforcement?Cold blooded murder by the governmentAshli Babbit, unarmed protestor shot dead in the head for pushing a bit against a window on January 6th?LOL fuck around find out! totally legal and lawful dood
you've never had communism so you have no idea what you are talking about
>>219268929I will continue to believe it was him ok !!
>>219268956ppaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJmtGN98NA
>>219268966love these. got any more?
Mumberg demanding her weekly hour long phone call where she says absolutely nothing of value or interest
what do you do in this situation
>>219268967oh it's this guy againgood gimmick but we need better scenarios
>>219268975that's not what he's wrong about
the watchturns out LED streetlights are in fact superior
>>219268917Idk about safety but its worth the cost to achieve a better quality of light
I love how Rorke the mong always says “communism always fails look at Venezuela” yet fail to mention the fact that there is a massive difference between a poor shithole like Venezuela going against capitalism and someone like USA taxing billionaires more Stupid mong CUNT
>>219268967Hello I am AI. What can I help you with today?
>>219268967This will absolutely be possible in 5 to 10 years but I reckon it will be heavily regulated. You'll probably have to 'jailbreak' your app. Essentially what you see in /b/ threads at the moment
>>219268966Love seeing houses that are clearly built by some tasteless new rich retard
>>219268996
>>219268999Uh-yeah…… my gimmick Also I would appreciate if anyone has the answer to my question
>>219269003Can't stand the way this fruit speaks
>>219268925are you forgetting the two literal white american born-and-raised US citizens that were murdered by ice and no, trying to stop brown people being kidnapped and sent to internment camps should not be punishable by immediate violent death, no matter where you stand on the issue. renee good wasn't even doing this to begin with
>>219268996try to grab the gun strapped to my anklealso, there are some plausible theories that jimmy was telling the truth and wasn't a rat
>>219268994mine requests daily calls and will call if i dont ring
>>219268982>just remembered that this supposed expert on palestine had no arguments against a league of legends streamer so he just made dumb jokes about his name for 3 hourshad a little chuckle. he basically lost to this guy
dadberg walking in on me watching the annoying orange on the family pc in 2009>>219269040
Really need to be kidnapped by some organisation who basically force me to train and fix my life under intense punishment like a Russian spy Proper lazy unmotivated depressed bastard with tons of potential
>>219269070>>219268994havent talked to my mom in like 5 years lol
>>219269081howl
>>219269077>Mr. Goonell, while you were masturbating to gay pornography my colleagues and I were reading the international court papers, you are embarrassing yourself...
>>219268972Yes Gary, white genocide is bad. You should link up with Mr Ratcliffe
wow so it's illegal to look at pictures now?
>>219269047>was jimmy a rat? yes, but maybe no.wow...... bravo chase
might get on the forums and find a woman to double suicide with
>>219269094>Really need to be kidnapped by some organisation who basically force me to train and fix my life under intense punishmentUnironically the DWP but only they kidnap your bennies
>>219269081lol
Is AI going to be as world changing as people say or will it just be used to make entertainment like movies and games better or more accessible for people
>>219269044>US citizens that were murdered by iceWhat were they doing near ICE in the first place?
>>219269047then why did he immediately stop arguing and start praying to god when they told him they knew he was a rat
>>219269100:/
>>219269160don't think that's really a situation you can argue your way out of
>>219269160nun he cud do
>>219268994lmao you posted this last night but commented on how slow she speaks but everyone said she was talking slow because you're a mong and now you've reposted it leaving that bit out lmao
Can I get the non Rorke answer of why the UK government is allowing in so many illegal migrants, is it as simple as they know they will vote labour for future generations?
>Cape Cod woman died trapped under ice after she and husband took dog for walk on frozen river
>>219269168she's an abusive cunt so dont feel too bad
>>219268966why do british people hate trees?
>>219269195
>>219269169>shaken paws with world leaders including Barack Obamaum
We're all in here>>219266076>>219266076>>219266076
>>219269200because its the right thing to do
>>219269195SCREAMING
>(Dead)
>>219269151what vague point are you even trying to make right now lol literally everyone knows they're there to resist the yank government doing its violent fascist shit
>>219269200Two-tier Keir needs more people for his first tier
>>219268925Such a disingenuous picture. What exactly would make the streets safer? More policing? Fewer poor people? And which streets? Your streets or every street?
really wasn’t that funny
when are they going to get rid of tuition fees so the working man can have a chance?
>>219269200Because the British government just oversees the managed decline as instructed.
>>219269281tuition fees are paid by the student loans company which doesn't turn down anyonethere is no barrier stopping working class people from attending university like in america
>>219269200They're not allowing it. People are illegally entering the country without the governments permission and it would look a bit unsightly if the Royal Navy came along and started blowing up small boats.What we should really be looking into is why the people doing this feel the need to make it our country they reach instead of the dozens of other safe countries they pass through to get to us
>>219269250>deliberately show up to obstruct law enforcement and simp for illegal migrant browns>get shotWho could have possibly seen that coming lol lmaoICE did pretti good in hindsight
>He is a fat, greasy, ugly greek retard who sponges off the Irish state and believes that he has a special mission to convert /brit/ into following the teachings of an unemployed 19th-century schizophrenic Jewktih
>>219269160Because he was at the point of no return you fucking idiot. If they were convinced at that point that he was ratting, where they were in the midst of implementing their execution plan, meaning they were past a decision, there was no way he would convince them otherwise.
>>219269269
>>219269269>What exactly would make the streets safer? More policing? Fewer poor people? And which streets? Your streets or every street?Fewer 3rd worlders
>>219269275You were done son pipe down
The escort I see had updated her AdultWork profile with some snide comment about "I only keep seeing clients with genuine chemistry".That has seriously sent me into panic mode. She's seen me 5 times and has arranged to meet me a 6th time next week but how do I know she won't ditch me? If she does then I might actually have a mental breakdown. I can't understand why she'd put such a comment on her profile. Honestly haven't seen an escort put something like that on their profile before.
proppa
>>219268982>you've never had communismNeither did you
>>219269352um no this isn't true because er... you're disingenuous and um...
>>219269315The boats should be intercepted and then escorted back to France where they came from
>wank to fat woman>feel like i wasted my load
BAME
Chinese gf won't pee the pants for me last, over innit?
>>219269201FREEZING
erm...lads?
>>219269269>What exactly would make the streets safer?properly installed LED streetlights which also reduce light pollution
>>219269383i feel like this if I blow my beans and then a good scene plays immediately after
/pol/mong hour is it
>>219269323can't imagine being a grown man who actually thinks like this>just let the boot of the violent fascist government walk all over you bro don't be all weird
>>219269200What is an illegal migrant?
>>219269383corrr not me fat pussy makes me shoot fat ropes
>>219269363Blub dropped his Xbox controller in the fryer
>>219269383had a wank to a chubby lesbian pissing the bed earlier
Are the chicks on vivastreet etc real and the women in the pics? Some of them are fucking banging and I’d probably pay them £90 or whatever to give me a handjob with a glove (not risking aids) but surely you turn up and they are ogres or scammers?
>>219268955you are talking about cats right?
>>219269411They're not walking all over normal white people though? They're walking all over brown people and white people who love sucking off brown people
>>219269391epstein distraction
>>219269383nearly did that last night but managed to a change to a different video
>>219269364me mum did
>>219269337why are you being mean to me
>>219269349Trying to get to the core of the issue
>>219269415Once again >>219269349
>>219269428flat on my floor is a hooker apartmenttheres a different asian girl in it every few days but the pictures on the listing never change
keep the politics in /brit/pol yeah?
My favourite porn video that I can't find anymore is a Polish girl being absolutely fucking disgusted when getting fucked by a black refugee. At the start of the video his cock is so incredibly dry going in and out of her pussy but by the end of the video his cock is so unbelievably soaking wet while her face is bright red and she can barely muster a grunt.
>>219269411No matter how many thousands of times you your bootlicker/fascist Hail Mary to avoid actually addressing the issue, we are going to enforce our long standing immigration laws and if you have a problem with it you can seethe into a coma, you pathetic kangaroo cuck.
>>219269422I've never been in the same room with an Xbox, this is a PS country
>>219269415Someone being in a country that isn’t their own.For example my parents killed and conquered your pussy fenian ancestors and took their land therefore Northern Ireland belongs to me and my fellow countrymen. Therefore Irish fenians from Ireland have no right to the benefits and privileges that come with living in Northern Ireland
off out to see a film so see you losers later
>>219269448She didn't. And I bet you she is a bit nostalgic of it.
>>219269451>the core of the issueMeaning a non-description of a situation that omits things that make you uncomfortable because you've been brainwashed by an unemployed schizophrenic 19th century Jew
>>219269468Have a day off you weird cunt
>>219269385>Labour MPsAdd it to the list
>>219269468theres a good faye reagan video shes sucking a knobule while blindfolfed and looks disgusted when its removed and sees its a bbc
Can't wait for the April Fools prank by 4chan
>>219269460But surely if you rock up and it’s not the chick in the picture you tell them to to fuck themselves and walk away?
@grok is this real?
why are you watching so much interracial porn?what the hell is wrong with you?
>>219269323>>deliberately show up to obstruct law enforcementThat's the part that gets little discussion [IN RELATION TO BRITISH AND INTERNATIONAL CULTURE]No "protestors" would be able to follow and drive up to police, or get into putting-hands-on-them range if it was in Europe, if they were protesting against a cause the establishment here actually supports. They'd be blasted to bits with stun grenades and rubber bullets for being somewhere the establishment doesn't want them to be, saying things the establishment doesn't want them to say.
>to give me a handjob with a glove (not risking aids)
>>219269495>Kids>Teens>Thugs>Brutes>Youths>Crowds>Mayors>Joggers>Maniacs>Loiterers>Kia boys>Parolees>Swervers>Juveniles>Knifemen>Hooligans>Hoodlums>Protesters>Teenagers>Boyfriends>Pranksters>Youngsters>Party goers>Ex-convicts>Delinquents>Labour MPs>Porch pirates>Straphangers>Church goers>Young fathers>Honda drivers>Jobless losers>Gifted athletes>Gang members>Trouble makers>Quiet choirboys>Bus passengers>Aspiring rappers>Subway dancers>Repeat offenders>Lifelong criminals>Masked assailants>Misguided vandals>Persons of interest>Lunchtime rowdies>Restaurant patrons>Dinnertime burglars>Unhinged strangers>Hulking schoolboys>Unruly young adults>Community activists>Unhappy customers>Former NFL players>Black Friday crowds>Troubled young men>Spring break partiers>High school students>Neighborhood bullies>Scholarship recipients>Supermarket shoppers>Catalytic converter thieves
>>219269478>I'll tell you how you feel about thingsclassic
>>219269502or you accept it's a different chink in her early 20s that probably looks very like the one in the picture anyway and sling one up her
Been dragged here
>>219269516kek they turned off comments
>>219269411Why would you try to stop immigration enforcement removing illegal immigrants? Sounds like traitor to your country and people behaviour
scanning Dalton Park for incels...
>>219269500this was the best one
>>219269545why is everyone wearing the same style of coat?
>>219269535>turn up expecting big tit tattooed french woman with black hair >chubby Hungarian women with weird tits Yeah she’s getting chinned on the spot for wasting my time
Oh it looms.Toil, loom loom looms.
>>219269047They were all rats.
>>2192693151/10th of migrants are refugeesof that only 2/5ths are illegal boatiesthe vast majority are legal
>>219269516Keir Starmer (colourised)
Big opinions on politics from some nobody bloke residing in Leeds is it?
why do people buy decaff teajust get normal tea you massive poofs
vanillachocolatestrawberrylemonalright, fuck it, i like women
Deport the browns
getting old now ladsstill hungover and I only had about seven pints
>>219269431>>219269473i'm not particularly keen on having my country flooded with browns either but letting a bunch of poorly organised cop rejects loose in the streets is not a proper solution, you don't even have to be a blue haired lib to see this you might find the deportations and shit satisfying to watch but don't let it cloud your judgement it's still a deeply retarded system
>>219269613caffeine make panicky
>>219269613maybe they take medication have you thought about that?
>>219269545looks like junction one
>>219269637probably wouldn't need medication if they drank proper tea
might kill myself
all the dysons be busy fr
so it happened again>Teacher is banned from classroom for sending inappropriate Snapchat messages to 'vulnerable' boy she taught at special needs schoolhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15558343/Teacher-banned-classroom-sending-inappropriate-Snapchat-messages-vulnerable-boy-taught-special-needs-school.html
That’s it. That’s me off the nicotine, off the alcohol, off the caffeine, just gonna focus on doing me for a change
>>219269423maybe it was squirt
>>219269658*gulp*
>>219269634>i'm not particularly keen on having my country flooded with browns either but letting a bunch of poorly organised cop rejects loose in the streets is not a proper solution, you don't even have to be a blue haired lib to see thiswhat's the proper solution then
>>219269668We need to arrest all women
>>219269545>Ben Sherman>hmvWere you dragged into a time machine?
Is posting an address online legal?
got the big lez on
>>219269634If you just stay out of their way and let them arrest the illegals, I can't see how there is a problem?
>'Men in the office bet who'd be the first to have sex with me': Double glazing saleswoman reveals nightmare of oggling boss who told her: 'It's hard not to look at your arse when the skirt falls in all the right places'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15558419/Men-office-bet-whod-sex-Double-glazing-saleswoman-reveals-nightmare-oggling-boss-told-hard-not-look-se-skirt-falls-right-places.html
>>219269716Little lez
>>219269678erm.. um.. politely asking them to leave?
boo ting flipping pancakes for cronem rn he needa yam rn
>>219269675feeling a bit changed are we
Uninteresting sexually charged dailymail articles is it?
>>219269730it's only bantz luv
>>219269729renee good was on her way home from dropping her kid off at school, lad
>>219269730certainly not going to be clicking this link so if you could just show us the tart that'd be grand
>>219269747>>219269757/brit/
>>219269668wow this is happening quite often now.
>>219269747>boo tingits boom ting
>>219269476>Someone being in a country that isn’t their own.So you want to kill your tourism industry?
upstairs neighbours have commenced argument-toilnext door neighbour has commenced incredibly-loud-jazz-toil
>>219269830and you?
>>219269790rapid
>>219269678doubt there is one at this pointdoubt there ever will be one just don't think the solution that has its own country's citizens being shot by cops as collateral damage is a very good one
>>219269765LOOK MAXXXINGhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770872024341744.webm
>>219269838>has its own country's citizens being shotthey're woglovers though, can't imagine caring
>>219269534No, your mum, literally. It wasn't communism, just centrally planned capitalism.
>>219269825the tourism industry doesnt need foreigners
>>219269825shut the fuck up you stupid cunt
A dishievled and crying Leftypol on the dispatch line saying ‘I’ve been graped’ and the dispatcher failing to realise the gravity of the situation
>>219269837/brit/
>>219269834Bit of a wanker eh
>>219268853i hate led i am voting for the nazi party
>>219269559That's not what's going on, is it?
>>219269866done him
All pajeets and pakis should be deported. There is no reason for them being in this country
sir rosenior wearing a suit at home rn
>>219269668Feminists love to screech and squeal about Epstein but they are suspiciously quiet about this sort of thing, all those poor male victims and survivors
>>219269888>federal judgeFOY
my nigga dead
>>219269901Loads of reasons
>>219269871screm
>>219269849you really don't have a single left wing friend or family member at all? you wouldn't care if they were murdered by the government?
>>219269912poor zelda ;_;
>>219269888dunno why you thought this was relevant to /brit/regardless, kill yourself
ummypops
>>219269871screaign
I suspect there is but 1 real Rorke, and the rest of the rorkist behaviour on display is an elabourate ruse
Just imagine that Belgium bloke sat at work and turns to his coworker and says ‘Katy got that cronem Cadbury egg at the glass pickle on the broke Dyson, Timmy in stitches out the cronem hymen snap’ fully thinking everyone else understands and shares his psychotic fetish
>>219269901Begin with your family.
>>219269843billy bob thornton with aids
>>219269871s
>>219269781No she wasn't, her and her lesbo lover were following ICE vans around and parked her car across the road to obstruct them. When they told her to get out of the car she sped away and hit one of them
hate Swedesluv Norwegianssimple as
>>219269934if they cared enough about sucking off wogs to go out and protest like that? think I'd get over it fairly quickly
>>219269968bold of you to assume he has a job
>>219269968bold to assume he'd ever get hired anywhere
>>219269997you are significantly mentally ill
>>219269967We know you're schizophrenic already mate
Bold of me to assume he’d be hired
dunno why irishgreekmong is seething its not like he’d be the one getting deported. only the non-euros need to go
Most people in this country aren’t racistMost aren’t falling for the scapegoatingMost can see that blaming migration for everything is like blaming the fire brigade for the flamesBritain is a diverse, complicated, gloriously chaotic tapestry of cultures and communitiesWalk down any city high street and you’ll see Jamaican bakeries next to Punjabi spice shops. You’ll hear Somali mums chatting with Liverpudlian dads while their kids play football in accents no one can quite place but everyone understands.That’s not a crisis. That’s the cure.
>>219269993As long as we can ageee that noone likes the danes I like you.
sir rosenior listening to bbc radio 3 while looking at mt on his ipad with the leather case
>>219269656rip young man
>>219270005>We were discussing ICEthere are places you can fuck off to>>>/int/cum>>>/pol/or alternatively, kill yourself
>>219269790this might be controversial but....would >>219269860Well she isn't nostalgic, she hated it, but whatever you think whatever you want about how my parents lived, there's no point in discussing this.
Anyone else feeling bold or being described as a man of bold assumptions?
>>219269997you're just fucked in the head then (assuming this isn't just you posturing like a fag)
>>219270002>>219270005>>219270011/brit/ maxxxing
>>219269888Yeah, it is actually. ICE are immigration enforcement
>>219270057Not ITimid as a church mouse so I am
>>219270057You're just hearing voices
ladslet's fucking go
>>219270057yeah just the other day- (notices you wrote "bold" and not "bald") erm never mind aahah
>>219270032>You’ll hear Somali mums chatting with Liverpudlian dads while their kids play football in accents no one can quite place but everyone understandsthe only thing you'll hear is somali women shouting into the phone tucked in their hijab i have literally never seen a somali woman talk to anyone but other somali women
Gooning has shrunk my penis
>>219270011>>219270072You are traitors to your nation and people
>>219270108Isn't that segeration by extension?
>>219270128How so
>>219270086/brit/ fear that dude
Need greekette gf
>>219270112had a seriously good chuckle at this
Taking the laptop to the proto gfs house to bang the hdmi cable in and watch something. Gotta do a good scrub of the search history and bookmarks.
>>219270108I remember a bar like that opening in Portland and then closing a few months later
>>219270128not wanting white people to be murdered in the street by cops makes me like jewish or whatever yup ok mate fantastic work
>>219270108leftypol chatting up a bird for 2 hours trying to impress her with how much he cares about womens issuesrorke getting her after interrupting and saying "oi luv wan a shag?"
>>219270108jia lissa hit the wall after 1 year in brit land
Don't care, voting Reform Britain.
>>219270157kiss me
>>219270055Well, if she wasn't for workers' councils replacing a central authority (based) then she's a cunt petite bourgeois who is bitter she/her dad/her man couldn't boss people around and she can fuck right off
>>219270108So it's a comedy club?
>>219270191>Reform Britainno such party
>>219270191Paki detected
*tap tap* Me tapping on the glass window of the /brit/ enclosure and upsetting the ‘inhabitants’ within
cronem voice note, deep voice ; good morning katy *smacks lips*
>>219270208scream
>>219270189Mate you know you can just go jerk off right. No need to make it all sexual in here, those things are better kept private
>>219270141simping for migrants that need to be deported>>219270171white traitors*
my favourite activity is drinking and posting on /brit/i truly cherish the times i've been able to do this (almost every day for the last few years)no pubs or dates for me. no friends or girlfriend. i just love starting the booze early and coming heresome of you lot are very funny. the aussies in particular stand out, but everyone is based. even heathermong and mousenonce. leftypol and rorke keep this thread alive and i am grateful for their presencehere is to another day of drinking and postingpic unrelated i clicked a random one in my image folder hope it's a good one and not ponies haha
>>219270219*hisses and squirts venom at you through the air holes in the plexiglass*
>>219270208as satirical as this chap is, he is quite literally a clone of my dadberg
doing some pre-poo farts and they really do stinkleft my room to go and get something and came back to a lingering smell
>>219270039got no opinion on the danes desu
What I have woken up to then
>very funny. the aussies in particular
Feel that coffee buzz coming in like a wave. Nose is runny and the arse is doing lapping sounds when I shift in the chair.
Gfberg makes me get my back waxed every weekend. I hate it, why can’t she love me for me
>>219270269Heatherpaedo mega meltdown.He was posting 'p earlier when he wasn't getting enough attention
what the fuck is with these stupid pricks gambling right next to me, theres an entire fucking row of machines but you fucking stupid cunts decide to sit right next to me FUCK OFF i want nothing to do with you i want to play in peace FUCK OFF
>>219270250Legend xx
>>219270305Omd
>did some tax shenanigans 14 years ago>still gets bullied for ithardly seems fair nonces are forgiven in less time
>>219270267Well, that's it kipper.
>>219270204sure
pissing HARD rnsounds like frying chicken
>>219270333Janberg had to step in and delete the full thread
>>219270301holy wogoli
>>219270369I missed all the bloody fun!
goyim overanalyse everything because they think it makes them appear smarter (d'aww, cute goyim)jews do it to trick goyim. when at home, they follow centuries-old rules, far removed from the over-analytical bumbo-jumbo they dish out to the goyim
ever since joining the nazi party my hemorrhoids have gotten worse
>>219270239brutal brit post
>>219270349pic relatedthe tax evasion is just an excuse to shit on him for being an annoying unfunny twat
Would you rather be in a sexually inert relationship with your dream girl or completely alone forever?
>>219270349Don't steal from the state simple as>>219270367Rain is hitting exposed wiring
>>219270387Lol looks like he's back:>219270397
jews are an ass virus just like aids
*Drake voice* Ooohhh it's freeeeezing
>>219270415>sexually inert? meaning?
>>219270440Fucking without feelings
you've probably noticed that israeli flags on 4chan only ever make light-hearted posts. it's only goyim who post polemics
>>219270471You are mentally ill
Im significantly incel
>>219270440No sex. Just cuddling
I've decided to get into alternate history.
going down Our Price to buy a CD
NEW>>219270492>>219270492>>219270492
oy veyoi vei
>>219270471Jews understand not to share their knowledge openly with goyim
>>219270488Going to explore scenarios where you've actually had sex?
>>219270488I e chasing your tail and getting increasingly ill
>>219270506Why are you replying to yourself?
>>219270363Simple as really