Vorticism edition
give mummy a kiss rorke*mwah*
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)Boots with the fur (with the fur)The whole club was lookin' at herShe hit the floor (she hit the floor)Next thing you knowShawty got Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe
Drawn by these lads?
noncing myself tonight as a reward for a day well spent
>>219283569>when politicians find out they're 1/32 african
reading
>>219283604why do you want our approval so bad?
>>219283604Reading what
very annoying how much plastic storage boxes cost
Discount Valentine's Day candy at the shops
*cancels your reanimation protocols*
Got the tom n jerry on
mumberg has enforced a two-can limit on meI live in a fascist household
>>219283659a couple of things actually. true crime and book on candlestick charting. hbu?
mental how euro-atlantic security policy has been basically "how can we piss off russia as much as possible in every possible way" and then they're surprised there's a war (which they fucking lost, lmao)
>>219283715Do you like Ernest Hemmingway
sovly moley
politicsmong!
>>219283722Yeah mad how russia never did nuffin
Lettuce and onions are an absolute necessity on a cheeseburger. Gherkins are hit-and-miss, depending on how pickled they are. Tomatoes are good if they're firmer and hold some of their shape, rather than being soft and disintegrating (though I can see why some enjoy them acting as a kind of semi-sauce due to their juiciness).
>>219283774>LettuceI swear to god if you're thinking of shredded iceburg you need to die
>>219283774raw onions and crinkle cut gherkins are a must
>>219283749done shites more impressive
Thoughts on this???>>>/b/945971939
>>219283774>Gherkinslol this got caught in my ziedy filter
>>219283804
*traps you in stasis and slips you into my dimensional pocket*shall be saving this for later
Very tired but just a little too early to be heading to bed on a night off isn't it
>>219283804Very /b/ coded
Have an ominous feeling about my next visit to the blonde escort, lads.
scranning a fresh ripe orange in February thanks to the british empire
>>219283874haha
>>219283874Walk it off
>>219283874ahahaha get fucked
you've got a moustache
>>219283891>>219283902so this is the tolerant left
>>219283694
>>219283734>Ernest Hemmingwaythats funny. you think youre clever? youre a joke.
>>219283906I know
>>219283874Um
>>219283972always assumed this guy was supposed to be a deranged loser but it turns out hes supposed to be a huge badass and those other guys run away from him right after this
>>219283972I think hes great unironically
>>219283972I liked this show until the bald cunt from Ant man took over
>>219283694hilarious
>>219284025bet that was cold
>>219284056fuck sake
Leftypol using a 20 quid body wash while Rorke uses the same bar of soap as his dad
>>219284050Alri johnny blackman
>>219283999average restore Britain supporter
alternating between the fode face and mussolini-esque gestures as i strut up and down the length of my incel flat
>>219284064
>>219284083>fode facehaha you made a mistake and got the meme wrong !!
>>219284025GET IN
>>219284089incredible
>>219284089wibble wobblewibble wobbleil gelato on il plato
>>219284025can smell this video through the screen
>>219284124blackiana my beloved
wtf happened to fanfiction?
>>219284050haven't seen this in a coon's age
>>219284025Got this in an advert earlier. Not even my fetish
>>219284089Who was that female skater you posted earlier was it Isabeau Levito?
say something nice about our gold medalist
Need a Catford cat edition
>>219284160perfect faceperfect 'pitsshit tattoos
>>219284166she's cute and good
>>219284166Absolutely carried by a white man. (Many such cases)
>>219284160used to wank to this bird she has a thick bush to match
>>219284160yaoi is the law? lol
>>219284045havent read his work
do you have a bad habit like picking at a scar or beard patch in your country? if you handcuffed yourself so you couldnt reach, would it solve the problem?
>>219284160I got an advert for a "Realistic AI girlfriend" on my tablet. "No games, no ghosting, just an AI girlfriend built to understand and engage"
Your dad sells apples
trannies are mentally ill porn addicts with autogynephilia and often paedophilia
>>219284166I was wondering what happened to andrew anglin
>>219284204seen people with eczema or something or other tie their arms down while sleeping so they wouldn't scratch themselves
>>219284166should have been Freya
>>219284089Live jigglypuff
used to think that was eminem singing at the starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1tZ8YxzNCU
>>219284214your dad scrumps apples and my dad wants your dad to bloody pack it in
GET UP YOU SON OF A BITCHcause mickey loves you
>>219284221ktim
it looms
>>219284204I pick my . Head is covered in redness and scars. God I hope I don't go bald
>>219284200Read the sun also rises or a farewell to arms
i'll start this off without any wordsi got so highi said the n-wordlove myself better than jewsi know its wrong but what can i do
>>219284241you ruined it!
can't go to work because on friday i made a mistake that slightly inconvenienced one of my colleagues and he seemed a bit cross at me for a little while so i need to kill myself i think
>>219284246certified kino
>>219284299nice one greg
>>219284299saw him on tiktok live the other day being like "thanks anna for the rose" etc. etc.very grim
>>219284204i pick my fingernails obsessively and have done as long as i can remember
>>219284257many are saying this
Only two weeks of the worst month of the year left
doing a read about animal torture whatsapp groups where yanks and brits pay poor people in asia to do things such as>drill through the head of monkeys>put cats in blenders>blowtorch dogs in the face>boil mice aliveit's completely legal and a lucrative business for the chinaman
>>219284341you're the one watching greg wallace on tiktok, so stones / glass houses
>>219283774George Motz's Hamburger America
the skeletonfus
you should all read journey to the end of the night by louis-ferdinand celine
>>219284357Sounds like asians are evil
>>219284365corrrrrrr
>>219284357they're going to eat them anyway so might as well
>>219284360i didn't even follow him at the timei do now thoughbeit, nice to see what the big man is up to
>>219284368Would shag 2 of the 3
did michael barrymore kill that fella then or what
>>219284378if anything they're doing it for money it's people here who are paying them to watch it for funone of their biggest clients was a woman on pip
>>219284367
>>219284373thanks for the recommendation
>>219284353march can be a shite one too april is when I start feeling a glimmer of hope again
>>219284378who is more evil. the ones doing the act or the ones paying for others to do it?
>>219284360>gregGregg?
>>219284373overrated
>>219284412everyone on benefits should be sent to the workhouse
>>219284412>american offers me a million £ to put my cat in the blender>i decline Its that easy. Asians are evil
>>219284374*passionlessly breeds this bitch for cucking me with cheese sandwich*
it may surprise you to know the truth is until I was 26 I’d never been with a woman.
>>219284357this could be anyone you know who watches that kind of stuff in privateterrifying
>novel I'll wait till they get it on the telly
watching doctor whoone of the matt smith episodes
>>219284456braindead bovine NPC normgoblin
>>219284423The ones doing it, obviously. Actions speak louder than words
>>219284461doctor who?
>>219284461oh yeah i like that episode
>>219284410I don't think he was accused of thatRemember John Leslie. Cleared of rape but still lost his career
>>219284453That's ok. Even if you were 30, it's never too late.
>>219284437jew
try this on for size:doctor poo
>>219284410Guilty of being a gayman
>>219284453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfI7pSZcCoc
>>219284461I have a guilty pleasure of watching that youtube compilation of his Doctor Who is a badass or something. Its very fun
>>219284432thanks greg just a post on /brit/ mateprick
read this
>>219284482yeh. wasn't he a blue peter presenter early in his career. and didn't he date ulrika johnson?
Thinking about watching The Crown again. I love that show after a long day toiling.
>>219284166>>219284368i like these kind of mixed girlswhen they're barely black but have curly hair and greenish eyes
>>219284469novels are an inferior medium
>>219284482>I don't think he was accused of thathis career literally fell apart because the tabloids accused him of raping the blokes arse then dumping him in his pool
will nobody rid me of this fucking rain?
>>219284525>Americanised slop enjoyer
>>219284516Irish diaspora aah book
>>219284490french, 100%and he's no Chateaubriandunlike you, i don't let my distate for jews obscure my judgement
>>219284516>the three R's what are they?
does commie/nazimong still post here
>>219284441>if a few evil psychopaths do something the entire nation of one billion people must be evilcope on rorke
>>219284528they're off looking as hell and uglyare you irish diaspora perchance?
>>219284551>ChateaubriandCorr delicious
>>219284566sybau
>>219284564Sorry pang pang you shitty eyed yellow freak
>>219284569is that a biscuit or something in britain?
>>219284566well the thing is i like themand no i'm not irish diaspora you boring bastard
>>219284528same
>>219284596LOL
>>219284551what didn't you like about it
>>219284596>shittyFOYi recognise the way you type and know who you are. you've been show to be a retard multiple times so shan't be replying. stay rattled.(i know you will samefag to try to get my attention but i won't be replying ;)
>>219284601
You see, let's... (Oh!) Let's save the children (Oh)Let's...let's save all the children(Save the babies! Save the babies!)https://youtu.be/AsGmEY-9sK8?si=ID36YnTbIN5CESl7
pang pang's pov of timmy
>>219284627the bile
Mandy Muse is one of the greatest things in history. Not even a coomer but when I wank it's always her. Huge arse, perfect pussy, always enjoys it. Glad she's still getting fucked in pro scenes these days and not doing OF.
>>219284638dog owners are all mentally ill
>>219284545It's true. I like The Sopranos, Mad Men, and Breaking Bad as well.
>>219284629>you've been showHerrow?
>>219284633the fuck? that's just roastmy old man did one like that every other sunday
rorke's uncle
>>219284638Dysgenic little freaks
>>219284658Check out Narcos
>>219284645that's the best bit. maybe should go back to le reddit
>>219284519Yeah. The made that sex tape with Abi Titmuss. He was host of Wheel of Fortune
>>219284665Its usually a steak for 2 at a restaurant like a porterhouse
>>219284528>mixedShe's just Cornish lmfao.
computergive her...kat dennings sex tits, lauren alexis sex arse, emma stone skin tonebig suze accentno wait, computer - nigella lawson accent, andflorence pugh face... add some daisy ridley... paler... toothier... green eyes... chestnut hair?floral knee length dress, big hat, glass of pimmsyes... perfect, thank you computerrun simulation
>>219284674was the husband a maggie supporter
got 2 days worth of farts stinking up the studio
might don a suit of the gimpish variety and do a bit of writhing and wriggling
>>219284482For me its brexit supporting comedian john sessions (now dead)
whats happening brotherwhats happenin my man
psychological self harm time
>>219284649mad how her holes still look pristine
>>219284683maybe you should grow up and be less le edgyyou're like a little arab, you know
i'm here thinking of the greatest shows ever and it turns out they are american inventions1 the wire2 the sopranos3 breaking bad4 true detective (season 1)5 freaks and geeks 6 fargo7 it's always sunny in philadelphia8 house of cards9 archer10 homer simpsons
>>219284740pot calling the kettle black there
>>219284749no arab will have read chateaubriand
>>219284658Happy about British history being rewritten by americans and some how that's comparable to fictional dramas.
>>219284694>Born: 24 November 2000, Highgate, London
>>219284748i like always sunny but saying its better than the bimpsons is indefensible
>>219284700>give her...>kat dennings sex titsIncredibly based
>>219284748No twin peaks
>>219284649i'll check her outrecently been watching lots of Kaitlyn Katsaros gangbangs
>>219283874did he winned
cant sleep now fucking sick of this shite
>>219284760:3
>>219284760This woman looks mentally ill
>>219284748>and it turns out they are american inventions>8 house of cards
I'm 30 years old and I can't grow facial hair
>>219284766she got Ice Spice head
>>219284748Bbc pride and prejudice or i claudius better than half of these
if you don't eat your meatyou cannae have any puddinghow can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
grab em by the pussy
>>219284797Its very good
>>219284779start liftingstop drinking, smoking and caffeine if any apply to youstart doing cardio
>>219284769overall the simpsons goes last because the last 15 seasons have been shite>>219284775lynch had a couple of great movies but i'm not a huge fan of his style>>219284797productions i meant, not inventions
>>219284748>homer simpsons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZhMDfwfFOE
>>219284740it's not even that edgy a book. think you probably related to bardamu a bit too much and it leaves you sour
>>219284748>it's always sunny in philadelphiahow do you put such a dogshit show on a list like that
>>219284813say you gone vegetarian then throw paint on your mum
>>219284828literally ran 12km this morning so fuck offcardio my arse
>>219284830It’s spelled bimpson
i know he likes doughnuts
so glad that i'm 20 and not 30
>>219284830Yes, Homer Simpsons and his Family. here they are>>219284836it's not high brow or something that will be considered a classic but i can't lie i found it very funny and that's what matters
>>219284855good gimmick, unironically
>>219284852cardio is best done in the evening if you want it to help you sleep
>>219284863you won't be saying that when you're 30!
>>219284869So youre just a mong. Good to know
>>219284869Where Graggle?
homer and his family
>>219284881you are a moron
Can't wait to follow Emperor Marcus Rvbivs in his conquest of Latin America
>>219284813eat black pudding
>>219284898NopeI run too and find it doesn't help at all if I do it first thing in the morning
>>219284886i'm sure getting /tv/'s approval and being called a 'patrician' online for pretending to hate sitcoms makes you very intelligent
famously the simspons family of coursethats why they call the simspons show
>>219284700i feel like winona ryder sex tits would suit your creation more
If you could go back and give your 20 year old self any advice, what would it be?
>>219284906seen meat eaters grimace at it, though it's very good
anybody watch Grackle? I used to years ago
>Homer Simpsons and his Family
>>219284918:) ok
>>219284933shag Sabrina, don't care what your GF thinks
>>219284933don't make yourself schizo with LSD and research chems
>>219284357its weird that the people paying for it are all completely normal looking boomers (often women) using their public facebook accounts. something must have happened that mindbroke them into sadistic zoophilia
>>219284904Americane ite domum
>>219284933Travel europe on a shoestringFind God get activeeeeee
Had to pop off and take one off the wrist there, even though I've already done so many this weekend that I can barely stay hardMental
>>219284937shes married off nownot surprising for that christian freak
>>219284933stop being such an arrogant freak incel and get off your arse
watching a youtube wojak channel and it has 1 million subs it's the most low effort shit ever how do they get away with it
Scene: Rorke and Leftypol are sat at a table in WetherspoonsLeftypol: Didn't you say Timmy was meant to be meeting us?Rorke: He said he'd come down for a swift one. Oh, here he is now... what's that he's wearing?*Timmy approaches the table wearing a long orange silk shirt, sandals and a fez*Timmy: Uh... hello chaps...Rorke: WHAT are you wearing?Timmy: Pang-pang got it for me...Leftypol: It's a traditional Malaysian Kurta. Quite a beautiful gown if you don't mind me saying.Timmy: Yeah.*Rorke starts chuckling to himself until he sees something out of the corner of his eye*Rorke: What the hell is that over there?*Rorke points towards a dark silhouette dancing in the misty smoking area*Leftypol: I don't know... looks like a ghost or something...Rorke: Timmy your tribalwear has attracted an apparition from another realm!Timmy: Surely it's not...*As the trio slowly approach the window the silhouette becomes clearer*Timmy: Oh. It's not an apparition. It's Cronem.Cronem: Yahooooooo!*Cronem dances around smoking his clickum pipe and waggling*
might cop
>>219284974probably younger people who are into that stuff are keeping it a secret, using TOR etc
>>219284935love it
>>219284679seen it but its a bit too spanish for my taste in slop>>219284763its television, you arent supposed to believe it.
>>219284933loosen up, stop being so autistic and put some effort in with women and making new friends
>>219284963>research chemsktwmwill probably end up with brain cancer or something from all the muck i used to buy and try
>>219285008same, very nourishing, hot or cold
>>219284990Always thought she was sweet. Very cute and great energy. Funny too
>>219285009Historical dramas actually are supposed to be believable and based on facts
>>219285020favourites?for me it's various cathinones
>>219284937don't care if your youtube channel is struggling. buy an ad.
>>219284937>>219285034heatherpaedo-esque
Might have a glass of port. Or 2
>>219285059Grackle is an established comfy wholesome Brit girl channel. She needs no ads
It LOOMS
>>219285050>cathinonesyeah used to like themmost of the stims i trieddidnt go much into psychedelics only alpha-something? just saw pattern visuals on the walls for 12 hours straightused to like the crazy benzo-derivatives they used to havethere was one i would take a tiny amount of and sleep the whole day throughwhen i was depressed i used to suck on them all the time
NO THEY CAN'T BECAUSE THE VICE CHAIR'S HEREI TAKE CHYARGEREAD THE STANDING ORDERSREAD THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM
i don't watch anything made after 2012 because of woke
>>219285003for me it's liverpoolgreat grandad was from there
>>219285104Not for me. I have total control over my emotions.
Do I go have a double shot of wray and nephew?
>>219285104Y'all don't got Presidents? Simple minded
wish i had a gf so i could cheat on her
ruby graggle
>>219285139bad brucie, bad!
>>219285034https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/160708497/#160710276ive been grackle posting for 4 years mate
>>219285037No, it's just telly. The Crown is no different to Downton Abbey or that War and Peace miniseries.
>>219285139no women ever talked to me or were interested in me until I got a gf, suddenly they all want to spend time with me, but I'm NOT ALLOWED
>>219284933Shag your old mates bird, he is a dickhead and not your friend anyway. Make more moves.
Spent all day sleeping and woke up half an hour ago
grackle onlyfans
>>219285188time for the cans
she's just like you peopleconsiders herself an expert in food but buys premade shite from supermarketsbet she'd love your discussions on bigham ready meals
>>219285165Because you're a moron
hate libtards
just took a HILARIOUS picture of catberg but shall be saving it for the new chop chop
>>219285161Nice. Remember when she put on a bikini and sat out in her garden? What a babe
>>219285177only time women ever smiled at me walking down the street or otherwise acknowleged me in pubs or whatever was when i had a gfwhen youre single theyre not interested and see you as some sort of freakim sick of it
amfC
>>219285188same, work will be interesting tommora
>>219284937>>219285034We need to get her here
>>219285223yeah see https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/165649166/#165649518
I bet her butthole stinks of shit.
>>219285216looks very gaunt. I prefer young Grace
pooed so ferociously i spaffed arse
>>219285247>On June 29, 2023, a federal jury convicted Baver of two counts of making false statements designed to influence a bank, one count of money laundering, and one count of contempt. She faces up to 40 years in prison.
>>219285284Big wees
when i initially meet people, they treat me with respectbut after an hour or so of interacting with me, all that respect is lostthey can just sense that there's nothing going on in my life
>>219285304tss
>>219285299There was a french one that stole from teammates. Winter Olympics (women) are mental
might get my back, crack and sack waxed
>>219285329Are you a homosexual bottom
>>219285264
do you have beautiful sexy selfless woman journalists in your country??
Was shattered earlier but now I've started to perk up so will have some sherry
>>219285304>they can just sense that there's nothing going on in my lifedoubt it. if people respected you initially but you were quiet they'd assume you were mysterious. but you probably say creepy or weird things.
>>219285353may have another vodka
>>219285353I like the Morrisons fino sherry.
