Reflection edition
leftypol: make me wanna holler, the way they do my wife
what happens if you poo in yout sleep then you roll around in it
now is the winter of our discontentmade glorious summer by this son of york
On the whisky again
filler post so oldnewfags can hit 20 posts and post their oldnew gems as of they thought of them and werent waiting for the new
>>219285337no I just hate having hair there
mental how different my life would be if god hadn't made me ugly and short
>>219285363pooey bed sheets!
no catberg! don't drink the wine!
Sherry, Niles?
>>219285364>by this son
sneezed six times in a rowsick of it
>>219285382he likes it:)
Hmm
>>219285382that is a good picture to be fair
Crazy how floating point arithmetic works. Representing fractional numbers with just a 1 or 0 is mental.
>>219285376Oh okI do get the bf to use cream to get the hair off my back tbfBut I love a hairy arse crack
>>219285379i'd be shagging different birds on hinge every day if i was taller and handsomeand also out with the lads every nightanatomy is destiny
rorke's got the graphs out again
thinking about thoughts
imagine the bliss of death. although there is no bliss cause youre dead so you might as well try heroin while youre alive.
>>219285376havent shaved my pubal area in probably 5 years
imagine ruby granger had a cock
>>219285339
>>219285432the perfect woman
dont know if they still do it now but once i got an emirates pick up from my house to the airport since i was flying business classand all the guy asked me was if id been in a car like this before (it was a mercedes e-class)i was like nothen i sat in silence before he asked if i want the radio on, and what channeli said 6 music then he spent the rest of the journey trying to find it but he couldnt
Genuinely think there should be a voting licenceLike, in order to have the right to vote, you need to pass a written exam where you're forced to prove you understand the motivations for a range of different parties and policiesWould raise the standard of democratic discourse immeasurably if politicians are no longer forced to pander to the 99% of the mouth-breathing public who are essentially incapable of forming reasoned opinions themselves
for me it's spanian girlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1fI571pVYY
>>219285382Spill the wine, take that pearl
monday :(tuesday :(wednesday :(thursday :Sfriday :|saturday :)sunday :(
>>219285369Coooorrr, would love to see her cock
do europoors seriously not have off for president's day? thought it was a joke
>>219285422missed my chance to try it in my 20sim too old for that muck now, cant afford to ruin my life
>>219285382always get a kick out of animals sitting at the table
>>219285454Reform vote would go straight to zero since their voters can't read
>>219285461asmr listeners should be shot
>>219285446no but we had Blue Peter presenters and some of them were cute
want to fuck a transwoman
>>219285476do y'all got walmarts in america or nahi'm finna get me some mountain dew
>>219285461The receptionist when I call to schedule an appointment:
he thinks hes people! xDD
>>219285432The annoying thing about Ruby is she probably has very high standards
up the ra
>>219285454Nah the Reform vote would be scuppered
>>219285485Makes things easier for Restore Britain
monday: bluetuesday: greywednesday: ^ toothursday: i don't care about youfriday: i'm in lovesaturday: waitsunday: always comes too late
>>219285456should have told him just to put on radio 1 or something
>>219285470Craig David for the deaf?
>>219285481he loves that chair, it's practically his own because it's covered in hair, but he has to piss off when the gf sits there
Eating dried olives from lidl
>>219285476you have 2 weeks off work in a year bro
>>219285456this would bias the vote against reform mate
Thing I hate about sherry is when you get to the bottom of the bottle there's often like a gritty, glassy sugar layer that gets stirred up and the texture of it crunching in my teeth etc sends a shiver down my spine
house smells like raining insidehave i got mental elf or summat
Indians in Australia be like poo on the roo lol
debating flat earth on facebook
>>219285538>its called being healthy you animal murderer
>>219285373same
>>219285502screaming you done him americans are fat loook
>>219285528Their voters are even less literate.Intelligence ranking is lib dem > tory > labour > green > reform > meme far right > communist parties
>>219285549even has his own little place setting. grand. give the little man my best
>>219285373get in
>>219285573wish I was on Facebook. They keep banning me every time I try to sign up. Suspicious activity or summink
>>219285470It do be like thatBut Sunday is :-| as it looms but its a day off also
>>219285557You're bulgarian
>>219285470Mental how most people live like this. Couldn't be me. Love every moment me and always give it 110%.
>why yes i'm a whiskey connoisseur how can you tell?
bloke posting his ugly cat again
lupert rowe
>>219285618
love ambiencelove atmospherehalf life 2bloodbornegreat stuff, incredible stuff
Wonder how long Palantir like tech has existed. We might already have semi-omniscient AI with access to everything you've ever thought if you post a lot or have a phone in your pocket/use anything that NSA could hack into 12+ years ago.
>Would raise the standard of democratic discourse immeasurably if politicians are no longer forced to pander to the 99% of the mouth-breathing public who are essentially incapable of forming reasoned opinions themselves
>>219285565Maybe if you bought your sherry at a different establishment than the one you buy your two in one shampoo conditioner?
>>219285622he's only 24 in this
>>219285622lu pah lo
>love ambience>love atmosphere
aff tae bed
>>219285618>whiskey connoisseur >drinking maple flavoured Mad how yanks can't even be pretentious properly
>>219285634https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA_LifeLogDarpa Lifelog project - ended February 4th, 2004Faceberg launched - February 4th, 2004
>>219285609bro...you got more homeless than our population
yanks be like>cooba
Just spent the last 2 weeks or so playing the modern warfare trilogy reboot and its not awful but it is cringe and boring. Mostly same old characters but now theres 2 women and gaz is black. Same style of missions apart from mw3 where it was just warzone with bots. They left the third one on a cliffhanger soap is dead again and makarov gets away. How long can they milk the same old schtick makarov has chemical weapons and is doing terrorism again how original. Black ops did the same but didn't bother rebooting. How about both franchises start new. Tbf this will also bore me because at the end of the day im not 10 playing cod at my stepdads anymore but theres only so much of woods mason price ghost we need.
finally 100% completed a guardian crossword, i'm getting better at them
>>219285681Sex with cuban women
>>219285672reminds me of that Scottish youtube film critic posing with a bottle of Jack Daniels.
>>219285691>the news>the noose
>>219285694can't understand how anyone can play cod for just the campaignmw2019 multiplayer was mint though
>be american>get shot
>>219285702When we told you to get a clue, that's not what we meant
>>219285672>he doesnt know
aint nobody talking to you albania
>>219285744ahah x
why are latinas fit but other types of brown women are grim
>>219285750yea you are
>>219285744hooting and hollering
>>219285643It's not from a supermarket it comes from a wine distributor that you placed orders with. It's Spanish and corked. I suspect the cheap shit doesn't have this sugar sediment shit at the bottom
>puts 90% of /brit/ to shame
mfw an american was fat near me
>>219285396cool, cool, now adjust it by age and show life-time contributions
>>219285676We're pretty well fucked I imagine.
>>219285747Wish i was an east coast wasp
Having marmite on toast
>>219285776he's english lmao
>be me>have no gf>mfw
>brits dont know about nantucketyeah, we do things a bit differently around here
>>219285810Is that what you call it when your nan becomes a tranny?
Not good
>>219285776kek
>>219285790Jesus wins at the end thoughbeit
>>219285780Why would you have to?
>>219285549corrpropa good kittingtonshire dissmay give it the DL
flatmate nattering his fucking head off again on a work day. Not sure how much more of these people I can take. My lease isn't up for another two months and I'm going to work shattered every day because the cunt I live above is incapable of shutting his fucking mouth until 3 in the morning.
>>219285804it alright bruce
>>219285755fatso
>>219285819Screaming
>>219285734was just catching up on it didnt play since modern warfare 2019 and warzone. yeah everyone liked mw19s mp and a lot of games copied it. mw2/3 reboots got hate for some reason. tbf cod mp appeals to teens with free time and most importantly friends and thats not me anymore
>>219285820Genuinely based. Hands off approach with all this new tech is absurd. The kids are not alright
>>219285804This takes me back
>>219285794drink it you melt
>>219285832You know, to account for the fact that the majority of <20s and 60s< are white, and so that's clearly bringing the average down. Might as well compare apples with apples, no?
Have you ever experienced a woman's unconditional love?
>>219285734I played just for the campaign back in the day
>>219285776hes english and an alleged rapist
>>219285819
>>219285838SCREAMING
>>219285827Hope so. Probably plenty of ways the tech could be used for overall good with proper vetting and sworn oaths, 1 billion reasons to doubt that though.
>>219285804ktim
>horsehorsehorsumusumae last streamed 9 days ago.
>>219285838get some rest, buddy. youre gonna need it
>>219285820really need him to fuck off
>>219285884gives me the ick
might how this country is totally unlivable if you're under the age of 40
>>219285880So the the fact that most over 60s will be white and a drain on finances will be factored in?
nick griffin asmr
>>219285838Earplugs lad, or get a white noise machine to focus on
hows the immigration coming along then?
how possible is it to fix your teeth as an adult
>>219285820is the chinese pornsite blocked?hsex.icuavple.tvno, it is notbusiness as usual for me
>>219285891better than being an alledged English like the ones we have to put up with
>>219285933money
>>219285933
genuinely might kill myself this time !!
>>219285923err... no, lad... re-read my post and have another go at understanding what I just said... let me know if you have any further questions, okay champ?
>>219285944if i throw some money at it will my teeth be fixed
Example. Gingerpedo is normal guy on paper, commits a gingerpedo crime and might get away with it. Plug him into the omniscience that knows he's gingerpedo. Chance for justice. Or sparing innocent people from false accusation hells. Just 1 billion downsides. Norm enforcement gets straight jackety, who's making the laws, etc.
>>219285952and nothing of value was lost
>>219285838reminds me when I had to flatshare and getting my eyes opened by the amount of people who have no concept of keeping quiet at night
>asian foids usually like more pretty looking guys. White foids prefer more dark and masculine looksIs this true?
This summer is gonna see our proud boys bring football home
might be witnessing some spamming
Need Stammer to ban this site
>>219285933Invisalign
the raped
>>219285908hmm finkin' pastel colored pants and slippers may be a good look for me too
>>219285933Don't fix your teeth. Everyone looks mental with perfect teeth. Normal teeth give you personality.
>>219285966They like guys who look like that because they want a trophy bf to show off (like black sportstars have trophy white wives)
>>219285938ROARING
>>219285990lad my teeth are not fucking normal why do you think I want them fixed
>>219285960yh >>219285952dont do it >>219285961good post >>219285976good post >>219285966im so alone
>>219285694Check out Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab. On audiobook, of course, so you don't have to worry about delayed and/or incorrect perimeter readings. I've pretty much gone through his entire audiology and my job success rate went upwards of 254% compared to my previous Stephen King fueled night watch routine from some months back. Just last week I caught in the act a so-called "new Netherlander" loitering around our company parking lot at 2am. Were it not for McNab's teachings I would have, A, never spotted him, since his dark skin did not contrast AT ALL with the line of shiny black cars he was hiding behind, and B, I would have confronted him in a manner which would have possibly gone against standard and lawlul procedure, resulting in personal risk and/or pay deduction and/or legal troubles. McNabbed the fuck out of that little shit and haven't seen it back since.
really unfair that i had to be born in australia because i'm not outgoing or outdoorsy, i don't tolerate heat very well and i sunburn easily, and i fucking hate snakes and spiders
Reasons to suspect digital omniscience if it exists now used predominantly by deep state sociopathic tendencies guys (might not be as bad as that sounds), businessmen, psychopaths, ASDmen.
>>219285934>hsex.icuwhat the fuck is this? genuinely all awful stuff
>>219285919soft lad take your softlad arse to fucking deepest congo. theyll eat you. go to syria. go to bangladesh. go to belarus theyll arrest you for being british.
>>219285966diss white ni**a gay as shiddif that was me i would be poundin' dat azn fannoid mid video propa destroying that semen recepticle
having a watch
nothing else matters if we don't send the fuckers back
>>219286004well some people are very superficial these days
>>219285838why not just tell him to be quiet you little runt
>>219286011screamo
gingerpedo relapsed again :(
>>219286030by fixed I don't mean they're crookedwell I mean some of them are but my molars are brown cavernous stumps and I can hardly eat
>>219286024He's too pussy to have a white girlfriend so he went for low hanging fruit
>>219286010
>>219285933Awful dontics innit
Atrocity ExhibitionColonyHeart and SoulPassoverIsolationMeans to an EndThe EternalTwenty Four HoursDecades
>>219286015the home page sucksyou have to learn how to use it desu most of it sucks but I really have a thing for amateur and it's almost been wiped off the entire internet now with onlyfans so this is one of my ports of last call
>>219285964This. This is why I made sure to buy detached. Also I like to have music on whenever I feel like it and don't want to upset the neighbours. Considerate you see.
>>219286044>4chan? never heard of it...
>>219286011somethin outdoorsy for everyone, I'm sure there is something that you enjoy that you can do outside alone. The sun/heat would absolutely kill me too. Tasmania seems awesome
>>219285955Why would that bring the average down?
>>219286045Ah yeah. I had one of my molars removed a few years back. Smug dentist cunt wanted to muck about with it but I said nah just yank it out.
>>219285633tranny coded games
Might let rip another round of monkey puzzler
>>219286051i always say that about guys who have a yellow preference like theyre all kinda weirdknew wun in uni and he was into like the foreign asian wuns that cant even speak englishdefo not somefing right wiv that
even if i were to pay for sex the things i want to do i can't really do with an escort>kissing>rimjobs>bareback
>>219286060not as good as unknown pleasures unfortunately
>>219285964Yeah, it's a rude awakening to find that there are people in the World just totally lack the concept of being thoughtful and considerate
Need are Emma to gas me with her bum.
>>219286091what
>>219286082then what happensdo you get something else put there or are the gums just exposed
>>219286092why do you type like a spastic for attention
>>219286108>british culturestay classy
know your poo
>i just got one of my essential teeth pulled outbritish moment
>>219286120stay raped
>>219286112For your reading comprehension
reading a bit of hp lovecraftits alrightbit racist, would put some of you lot to shame
>>219286091corr i always laff at that line
>>219286124
>>219285999>>219286005>>219286024I see
>>219286100thats just not true thoughcloser is superior aestheticallyunknown pleasures is more accessible
>>219286148was that really worth that amount of replies
>>219286124Ok what's worse, missing a visible tooth or having no foreskindefinitely the tooth imo, just have a new one put in or use one of them things that are fake and you shove them in between, or even get a gold one. there's options. you can't regrow a foreskin no matter what the online jews tell you
>>219286148I was one of those replies
>>219286160the rare israel W
>>219286153godpeak rancidization>>219286121i believe floating symptom high fat diet
>>219286024you're so fucking cringe why did you type like that
>>219286121Did a grey poo at uni once. Assume it was due to my diet of pot noodles and microwave meals
>>219286158further listening required on my part perhapswill heed these words on my next re-listen
>>219286078>somethin outdoorsy for everyonethere genuinely isn't, i hate being outside, it's so easy to romanticise it until you actually do it and the mosquitoes are biting you and the sun is burning a cancer hole into your epidermis and even when the sun sets the cicadas won't shut the fuck up
>>219286139which one you readingi remember that one about the dream world where even in a semi real fantasy the black people were still enslaved by the frogs or whatever
>>219286121>pencil thinget a lot of thesecause for concern?
>>219286024Was aggressively fucking the gf today with her legs over my shoulders like American psycho. Said I made her need to piss
had shit on this internal hard drive for over 3 years need to move it across
Ubisoft should do a Zorro game, it's basically asscreed.
>>219286195across to where
>>219286110yeah just a gap in my bottom gumline now. I think I fucked up though because I've always had this weird numb feeing in that side of my jaw ever since. Probably didn't wait long enough before I started drinking againIf your teeth are giving you gip then get them sorted or removed. That was the only reason I went to the dentist and the last
>>219286011i live in arizona and it's impossible to go outside except in winter or after ~8 pm if anything the weather is better for introverts who stay inside all day
>>219286180
>>219286183yeah?little gay runt
>>219286187quite a fewsome of his earlier work is downright laughable, like the alchemist i've just finished beyond the wall of sleep, dagon and the call of cthulu have been highlights
>>219286216yeah. stupid n*gger
>>219286121had a few green ones in my time
>>219286213Bit racist
>>219286194phwoar dat actaully happened to me too
>>219286206external drive
>>219286240why
>>219286200Business idea: Albanian business ideas
scram
>>219286121eating black food dye will turn your poo green. like if you eat too many orea cookies or make your cousin a venom birthday cake with black icing
>>219286255
y'alls third eyes are closed for real
>>219286255how do i unsubscribe from your twitter feed?
>>219286250Business idea: yanks fuck off to /cum/you wanted independance, did you not?
>>219286216not sure why you're signing your posts
corr dua lipas albanian innitwould mark wahlberg her asshole
>>219286273sorry mate usually don't post screenos but i had a laugh at that won't do it again i promise
>>219286274youre not even british and youre here. how about you fuck off instead? filtering you btw you annoying fagg
>>219286272only open it on special occasions
>>219286234my gf sleeps with her mouth open
>>219286207tbqh it is honestly ruining my life as i can hardly eat but i am properly full on autistic and feel like if there was any follow-up treatment after the extraction then i wouldn't end up doing it and would be in a worse spot than i was before>If your teeth are giving you gip then get them sorted or removed. That was the only reason I went to the dentist and the lastyeahim just retarded and dont know how anything worksboth my parents are dead so i dont know how to make appointments or what dental practice im even signed up with now
intrestin' innit that albania is actually a historical name for britaincoincisentally appropriate innit
>>219286288np
mad how i'm hated just because i'm a virgin
>>219286223i do want to read more like shadow over innsmouth and cthulu, think i made the mistake of just getting a collected works and putting up with all the rubbish ones which are just intolerably bad
>>219286291>youre not even british and youre hereditto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q91OazDorW0
>>219286305that's albion you FOOL
>>219286274Zorro's just perfect
>>219286305Wrong
>>219286291retard
>>219286234Just like a lot of things in life, it's okay when a woman does it.
Catholic korean gf 2027
>>219286321lmao gottem
how gay can you pee?by the dawn's early shite
>>219286283bet she's got a nice looking ring
>>219286345they only date other Koreans
>>219286345i thougth koreans were calvinist or summat
>>219286340she didn't get away with it though... also if you think a 14 year old getting to ride a milf is the same as an old man raping children you must be one of those wokes
in persona 5 there's a catholic japanese girl you can romance i think
>>219286370nevermind then >>219286372ones around me are but koreas like 11% catholic
>>219286305Absolute nonsense again KarlWhat book were you reading
im not good at multitasking. i have to focus on one thing and get it done and then move onto the next thing. anyone else? i wish it wasnt this way but it is. sorry for flooding the thread earlier
just explained the Rorke anthology to my mum and she asked how the job hunt it going?
>>219286407vibe coded post ngl x
>>219286304Neither did I. I'm a neet. Only been dentist a couple of times since I was a kid. I might've made the appointment online I can't remember it was so long ago. I must've done because I hate using the phone.Just look up local dentists and see if you can make appointments online.
>>219286340Nice
>>219286378?????????I didn't claim she got away with it and literally said it's okay when women do it. Reading comprehension?
>>219286335>>219286331>>219286402umm not wrong look it up
>>219286419I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
More beer or off to Beddington ?
>>219286378>tfw pussy whipped muppetwhats the difference then? besides the fact that youre seeing it from the perspective of a male.
>>219286407
>>219286433you must be autistic if you thought your post didn't come across as ironic
yea id be a Hobart man if i had the misfortune of being a bruce
>>219286441toil tomorrow?
>>219286438
>>219286235But what does it mean haha ' xD
canada? filtered ya m8. have a blessed day
>>219286466Wfh but yes
*looks it up, camera is positioned so my face is the centre screen as I examine*ah yes, would you look at that, he's right*cut to me, examining the contents of my own FAT HAIRY ARSEHOLE*
>>219286153why asian girls always seem fake like they're acting out human emotions for the camera?
>>219286460Aus is just a better America honestly
>>219286452whats the answer then
>>219286450when i was 14 i wanted to fuck my teachers and other women very badly always masturbated to them and if i had been lucky enough to have been """"raped""" i would still be happy about it. for females it's different. only woke retards think men and women have exactly the same psychology and experience trauma the same way.
>>219286483general vapidity of woman
>>219286485not verythe islamic world was probably closer before the mongols went mongoling about
>>219286483they think acting like a child is cute
>>219286484>honestlyim convinced.
when i was 14 i used to type like this now im 23 and i still type like i dont get what the problem is
>>219286475bed then, still toil
>>219286441fink you know the answerbeerski
no i will not use your password manager i will remember the 10 or so random codes of websites i use frequently and write down the remaining 30, never ask me again
>>219286168I don't really see what the problem is with being circumcised providing your circumcision was done right and not too tight or whatever the terminology is they useCircumcised porn men don't seem to be affected. It's only virginous dweebs who seem to complain about being circumcised. You can still fuck and enjoy sex get over it.
>>219286525
off to bed can't reply to all the (You)'s sorry lads
>>219286506youve just described women in general
>>219286441used to work in Beddington
>>219286490What if the girls think the same way though?
>>219286507yes, other than some draconian laws and housing prices it mogs us better weather, culture, people, health care, wages for people who actually put in the work for it, beaches, coffee, driving ability etc
>>219286340lucky bastard