Garfield hates Mondays edish
>>219291874love garfieldfunny orange cat
toil freaks be going to toil unironically like they actually do be just going without a second thought omds lol
>>219291892lie lie lie
>>219291892this is person or are you just texting her for long conversations?
omds toil freaks on the ropesMUM WHAT'S FOR DINNER? FUCK OFF, I WANT NUGGETS
I will become a toilfreak soon ;_;
my bank just sent me an email asking if I want to buy Hillary Duff tickets
>>219291914
>mastercardDo goyim really
>>219291914Mom brought home KFC yesterday Lush as some might say
>>219291902i really ought to remind you that i am a puny little bean creature, putrid grotty grublike goblin of a thing, i’m not sure i have the mental faculty to maintain an intricate web of lies for any serious length of time>>219291904over text
>>219291963still better to try than to not try
>>219291946Do you just pay exclusively with cash or what
>>219291874God, I want to fuck Nermal! <3 <3 <3[Also, hello Britain]
>>219291972you reckon
>when he doesn't have a credit card
>>219291874gonna get some lasagna just because haha
>>219291963You've met her in person....right?
got the SAD lamp on since the weather is making me SAD
>>219291995peng
You guys see that video about the number of options for a shuffled deck of cards? I'll explain it to you in detail. Every second represents a unique configuration for a deck of cards. You'd need to walk across the globe taking 1 step every billion years. When you do a full globe crossing you'd take a thimble and grab a drop of the Pacific Ocean, put it in your pocket, then walk across the globe again at 1 step per 1 billion years, take another thimble out, get a drop in your pocket, then repeat until the Pacific Ocean's dried up. THEN you'd refill the ocean and place a single sheet of paper down somewhere in Africa. Hope no one steals it. Then you'd repeat the whole process until the sheets of paper reach the sun, and then start all over again with no paper down yet, and then you'd need to do it thousands of times over.
>>219291995Clocked that star of david necklace before anything else and closed the image
>>219292020>*ring ring, ring ring*>hello? have I reached the based department?
>>219292012he has already mentioned this more than a decade ago you wormthe idea of someone being introduced to vsauce through short-form video content makes me physically retch, makes me feel violently fucking sickcan’t believe i share the same webspace with an entity like you
Walk down any city high street and you’ll see Jamaican bakeries next to Punjabi spice shops. You’ll hear Somali mums chatting with Liverpudlian dads while their kids play football in accents no one can quite place but everyone understands.That’s not a crisis. That’s the cure.
>>219292052Think you're lying to me, scum
getting awful fucking sick of toil tbqhwya
Happy Black History Month!Did you know?He was never a household name, but Albert Murray was one of the most important Black thinkers of the 20th century.The essayist and social critic changed the way people talked about race by challenging Black separatism and insisting that the Black experience was central to American culture. He once remarked that American society is “incontestably mulatto” because Black and White people are inextricably bound to one another.“The United States is not a nation of black and white people,” Mr. Murray wrote. “Any fool can see that white people are not really white, and that black people are not black.”Murray was what one friend called a “militant integrationist.” He didn’t use the terms “Black” or “African-American.” He called himself an American.Born in Alabama, Murray attended Tuskegee Institute, where he befriended Ralph Ellison, author of the classic novel “Invisible Man.” Murray also eventually became close friends with Romare Bearden, the influential painter, and a mentor to jazz musician Wynton Marsalis.Murray was a novelist, but it is through his pugnacious essays that he is best known. They are informed by his love of music — he wrote passionately about blues and jazz — his knowledge of Black culture and his astonishing command of literature.One of his best books, 1970’s “The Omni-Americans,” was a collection of essays and a punishing critique of Black separatism. Filled with Murray’s trademark blunt wit, it insisted that America was a nation of multicolored people who share a common destiny.Writer Walker Percy called it “the most important book on black-white relationships . . . indeed on American culture . . . published in this generation.”
>>219292073such is life for a toil freak
It trekkie brekkie time x
>>219292102why are you obsessed with this random old man
>>219292054this from the country that elected obama twice
>>219292054the cure to what?
>>219291874why does he hate mondays? not like he has a job he's a bloody catberg
>>219292138because jon's not there with him x
>>219292138jon in a bad mood
>>219292146it not right
>>219292135a happy, stable and thriving culture
>>219292138
>>219291995What is this
>>219292178leftypol boring literally everybody to sleep with this meme
>>219292073ktim, probably would have packed it in a while ago if it wasn't for the toilfu
>>219292199can't handle the truthnuke
my anus is burning
>>219292102get him back
>>219292225my beautiful wife
>>219292227*zzzzzzz*hm, wha?
>>219291963I'm heading into similar uncharted waters myself and I've resolved to just be honest about everything. Can imagine being trapped in a web of lies with your partner being pretty stressful and it hurting her considerably when she inevitably learns you've been talking bollocks
i am incel hear me roar
>i am incel hear me roar
>i am femcel hear me roar
incels are perhaps the most oppressed minority in the country
>>219292287>perhaps
>>219292287literally true no one else receives such a level of vitriol relative to the harm they inflict
I am a rizless unfuckable chud
>>219292307ktim jung un
>>219292298behind nazis
>>219292285pretty eyes
Lads, I'm getting serious anxiety over my next visit to the escort. She's put some stupid comment on her profile about how she will "only continue seeing clients with genuine chemistry".We have met 5 times and are due to meet for a 6th time on Sunday, but I can't help but feel she has put that on there because she's planning to cut me off.Am I overthinking or am I being reasonable? This is stressing me out big time and I am tempted to text her about what it means, or would that make me look desperate?
>>219292311nazis get nazi-fusthere are no incel-fuselse they wouldn't be incels
>>219292318
gaming
>>219292332what game?
>>219292326
wait, already knowcyberpunk
>>219292340halo
>>219292325You could try creating more chemistry with her. Get to know her. What music does she like, what does she do for work, what films she watches etc. Find out her favourite colour and wear that on the next visit.
chook sanga for tea x
>halo
monged out
>>219292351yeah I'm a big cp fan too
catberg on a mad one
escortlad should watch Herzog's Stroszek, good fillum that
Do dogs know what's going on or are they just happy with life happening around them
the mong with the boring gimmick is responding to himself again is he
>>219292391sounds like normies
help me>>>/o/28847751it's not like you were doing anything productive today
>>219292391they know what's going on and they're happy about it most of the time
>>219292357I have done that. We've spoken about tv, films, books etc. I know her favourite colour. She does escorting full time I think.I just can't help but feel she has directed that comment at me. Or am I being unreasonable if we've met 5 times? I don't know how likely an escort cutting off a regular client is, but her comment has spooked me big time.
>>219292404well actually I-*goes to bed*
>>219292391Do the irish know what's going on or are they just happy with life happening around them
>>219291931Took it for hillary clinton
mumberg's been telling me about this lady who had her dog stolen and the kidnappers have been tormenting her by sending her messages about how they're torturing her dog saying like "yeah i just broke one of its legs"sounds like bullshit to me, can't believe someone could be that fucked up and evil
>>219292404yeah ur going to need to hire someone for that
>>219292379
>>219292436>can't believe someone could be that fucked up and evili bet there are at least 5 regular posters of this thread who are precisely that fucked up and evil, and that's just out of the known personalities
i'm fucked up and evil
>>219292501like whom? mousenonce?
Good morning leader
55 minutes before another 5 days of my life is taken
most women like getting fucked up the pussy
>>219292602your mum sure does
Hair > height, physique, money
rorkes dad
>i'm fucked up and evil
>>219292676That's illegal discrimination if it's real btw. You can't remove someone because of their political believes
>>219292686peu plafond
was playing cyberpunk just now (i know i keep going on about it, but you keep going on about how i keep going on about it so we're even) and started a quest where i showed up and this bartender lady was working on a truck that had the tranny pride flag bumper sticker, thought i was hallucinating at first
>>219292613kippered him
cyberpunkmong loves his cyberpunk
>>219292716are you playing it for the first time?
>>219292724guess how your mum got you
so utterly fucking lost
>>219292733yeah
> That's illegal discrimination if it's real btw. You can't remove someone because of their political believes
>>219292743This was me once but now im found
>>219292716have you considered playing the witcher series? filtered plebs will jump in at W3
>>219292767how's your eyesight lad
>>219292768W1 is pure sovl
>>219292745was this really worth postingyou spent your precious 60 second cooldown, an entire captcha, on a four letter, one word reply
Got a grey hoodieGrey joggersGrey boxersWhite socks On today
>>219292768i played a bit of the second one but got bored with it, i do intend to go back and really get into that series, i even got the first one on steam and all
>>219292774started it 3 times and never finished it
>>219292775>you spent your precious 60 second cooldown, an entire captcha, on a four letter, one word replyi'm quite sure i have no idea what you're talking about mate
so utterly fucking hungry
>>219292772Much better thanks
paranoia paranoia everybody's coming to get me
>>219292797That’s him done
>>219292797you have a finite amount of posts you can make on 4chan during your life, what you say here and now will live on forever in the archivesdigital archaeologists centuries from now may very well be poring over what you say as though they were authored by jesus himselfand you choose to say “yeah”? nothing more to add?
>what you say here and now will live on forever in the archiveseasy fix for that isn't there
>>219292836Poo smells
>>219292836i was asked a direct question and i answered it succinctly and perfectly appropriately, what on earth is your problem m8?
so utterly fucking horny
this nigga thinks jesus never just went 'yeah'
>>219292789stick with it, great writingahead of its time desu
>>219292836i've probably posted about doing a poo and sticking various digits up my bum literally thousands of times
>>219292868yeah it's an alri game i always just got busy halfway through then when i came back i wasn't sure where i was and started again
>>219292852you weren’t willing to satisfy his curiosity beyond giving a terse reply to his question? moreover, there wasn’t anything else you’d have rather spent your precious 60 second post cooldown on?
Just loaded up Pokémon alpha sapphire for the first time I'm a decade for some reason I was gonna restart it but I somehow have a shiny crawdaumt and gyarados but I'm up to the last gym and can't remember what you're supposed to doDunno I kinda actually wanted to play through it but I feel bad deleting those shiny pokemon
>>219292883i like it but it is an acquired taste due to the rythm based fighting, repelled a lot of people
>>219292919shit, forgot, there's a remake on the way
shoving fistfuls of dog poo up my arse
>>219292712He’s lucky I wasn’t there else getting thrown out would’ve been the least of his worries
>>219292947at eight o’clock on a monday?
>>219292898Crawdaunt is a cool 'mon
>>219292890what do you expect me to do, write a whole unprompted essay on how i'm experiencing the game?also the cooldown is 30 seconds for pass users, and even if it weren't it's not like i'm scrambling to get posts out as quickly as i can like one of those stream-of-consciousness schizos that we have a lot of in /brit/
>>219292968>what do you expect me to do, write a whole unprompted essay on how i'm experiencing the game?yeah
>>219292898>alpha sapphire>not the og gamezoomerthe last gym was in sootopolis or however u spell it. you need to dive down and up again to get to it
>>219292960the best time to
>>219292981screaming
>>219292972pictured: one of those stream-of-consciousness schizos posting off-cooldown
>>219292972why's he doing that then
Can't believe he's actually gone
been cutting my hair for six years now and still can’t even do a half decent job
>>219292972Take it outside da you're making a mess
>>219292972this video was revealed to be fake btw
>>219293015no way really???????????????????????????????????????
>>219293028rorke's new whip
>>219293008whomstve?
why do pakis and jeets always rape at such high numbers?
>>219292989I played the OG way back in the day no way I'm writing over that save fileI'm in sootopolis but idk what to actually do there the gym is closed
another week in the toil mines
>>219293028pipberg kept asking why i haven’t applied for a free car but they stopped when i said i didn’t trust myself behind the wheel of one
ever been in trouble with the rozzers?
>>219293037
>>219293047You’re not allowed to say that about jeets in this country because they get worshipped by left and right, only Pakistanis
>>219293065once
yall this is just like when we told pope george the king of yurop to fuck off and pound dirt or sumn
>>219293065once got told off by them because i kicked a football near their car
>>219293065nahim white you see
>>219293069>bloody footprint????
>>219293040The most powerful voice of the anti sponger right
>>219293079i look like this and think this
>>219293076but jeets are just as bad as pakis even though they don't get as much attention, why isn't anyone allowed to talk about them?
>>219293069>least yankbrained brit
need a gf who lets me ream every hole in her body and spaff wherever i like and then gets to the kitchen and makes me a sammich immediately after
>>219292797sent that povvo cunt flying
>>219293076>>219293109The mask is slipping on the jeet question after this latest batch of obnoxious hinduvita students
>Australian courtroom sketch artists
What do I say to my colleagues when they ask me what I did on the weekend?Have been saying "just a chilled one" too many times this year
something about undertale and deltarune is weird and i want to stay away from it. like furries.
>>219293139Tell you went to see wuthering heights with the missus
>>219293139try telling the truth once in your life you pathetic worm
>>219293149he doesn't want them to know he's a pathetic worm
any measly little grubs wriggling about
>>219293139just say you were wanking over gay porn
>>219293170*gurgles happily*
was worried the gfberg wouldn't take my last name if we get married because she's a bit of a feminazi but luckily her last name is a bit gooffy so i think i'm safe from that particular brand of emasculation you see
>>219293114I've seen a few photos now of anti-khan or anti-Starmer bumper stickers and my mind can't accept they're real. Just cannot imagine someone putting that on their car in this country. But then there are a lot of mongs out there.
>>219293139tell them you took a spur of the moment trip to norway and a crow pooed on your head which you suspect means you have been anointed by odin to be his champion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Jq6n26o_g
>>219293182*picks you up in my beak and slips you down my gullet*
going to have to wash the towel i keep next to my bat because it smells quite strongly of cum now, to the point that it can't be ignored
>>219293224why does your towel smell of cum mate
>>219293238because i cum on it
>>219293237*stoicly cooks*
>>219293238I keep shagging it
my bum smells like poo
>>219293237screamn
she’s never beating the antisemitism allegations
>>219293216got the same voice as goblin nonce this guy
>>219293239This one is just a zoomer messing about though
would like to go back to bed 2bh
>>219293286yeah?
thing i'd fear most about prison is having the inside of my bumhole examined by a guard upon intake. wish other prisoners didn't go around trying to smuggle things up their arses like the law-abiding criminals who simply want to serve their time unmolested and with their dignity intact
>>219293301Begin with your family.
>>219293298I'm still in bed to be fairOperating logistics via the phone appsMight get to the laptop shortly
every olympics they post an article about how the olympic village ran out of condoms after 3 days surely they arent having that much sex while competing for medals
>>219293298
>>219293308good one this Australia
>>219293335No one gives a fuck about the Olympics so they have to do articles like that in order to get people to talking about it
Still voting Reform. I trust Nigel.
>>219293335No one actually has sex mate. Its just a big joke to make you feel bad about yourself
>>219293137Reckon he regrets it?
new Olympics idea:the country with the least medals at the end of the competition gets nuked
>>219293335Miss me with the olympics
Had to bring one of my Bighams into work since it’s expiring today, colleagues are going to be well jealous of me tucking into my moussaka while they’re on their salads and their Tesco meal deals and pot noodles haha
>>219293308You should get your arris tattooed with a scary monster like in that film, "Prison Bum Rape II: The Bummening"
look at the scottish table. It's a 3 way race
>>219293368Yeah probably
>>219293335remember that show that richard hammond did back in the 00s where he ran weird experiments?they did this one where they pitted some lads against each other in football except one team had had sex the night before and the other team didn'tcan't remember who won the match, i THINK it was the sex guys but not sure
>>219293376your toildungeon has an oven?
>>219293335athletes full of testosterone after training daily for the past 10 years get surrounded by equally attractive women and you're surprised they shag like rabbits?
>>219293379>arris
>>219293392Brainiac
i love fanies
>>219293369Thank God for meme snowboarding events thenInterestingly enough today's the 24th anniversary of Steven Bradbury winning Australia's first winter gold for not falling over
>>219293403The history spinoff was good. I remember them testing medieval torture devices on fruit and stuff
Me? Woke up and necked a pint of chocolate milk. Going to make a cofftea soon and play SM64 all day. Proper comfy.
listen lads i love poo, but i'm not IN love with poo
>>219293394Nah we have two air fryers in the kitchen so I’ll cook it in there
>>219293335It's guerrilla marketing by those companies.
what do you reckon the athletes think of all the common couch potato folk gossiping and wondering about all the shagging they get donethink they might be a bit put off by it tbqhwyl
Having a poo on company's time
>>219293443viva la revopooion!
>>219293426are you me?
They should take the hint and start breeding multiracial superhumans
>>219293443as the saying goes
imagine the big poos those female olympian athletes are doing from all the carb loading and high calorie intake
i just wanna kiss my fishcut my grassdrimk muh beer
>>219293335Yeah mate there's absolutely no chance that the finest athletic specimens full of testosterone all gathered together in one place are shagging about no chance at all
any /vegan power/ man in
if I was Australian I’d grow out my hair have it long and wavy and just be at bondi beach everyday surfing I’d never have a job either
>>219293457Tout à fait!
>>219293481erm
>>219293468are you at work typing this out?
>>219293492naur
>>219293499define 'at work'
>>219293492*If I were AustralianHypotheticSubjunctive mood
>Technology Secretary Liz Kendall is speaking to Sky News this morning.>Kamali asks about what powers the UK actually has to use against US companies.>He points out that Ofcom has fined 4chan hundreds of thousands of pounds but the owners are just refusing to pay.>Kendall replies that there remains the option of banning sites from access in Britain.It looms
>>219293458phwoarmight be
>>219293492allahu ackbar!*gets your brains all stuck in your surfie mullet*
just got to make it to 8pm and then have a full night's sleep and and i have fixed the sleep schedule x
>>219293516Honestly have no idea what I'd do lad if 4chan got shut down. Get a VPN I guess
pancake tuesday tomorrowcelebrating when jesus rolled the big pancake away from the entrance of the tomb, or something
the toil freaks do be doing whatever mundane tasks they do at toil lool like checking emails or something lool
Absolutely love alcohol, but it gives me the worse shits imaginable the next day. Happen to anyone else?
>>219293552mad how im paid vast sums of money to do it
don't get why bondi beach is so famous, doesn't even hold a candle to an average queensland beach. and the top-tier ones? fuhgedaboudit
>>219293533Need a 4chan pass too if you want to post
>>219293557ah yesapparently has something to do with your body thinking you've been poisoned and desperately trying to get rid of it by shitting/pissing/puking
>>219293552>unmute>"no updates from me, thanks">end call
rorke wanks his swc with index finger and thumb
>>219293533we can all ghostpost in the last /brit/
>>219293533Most of the uncs on here don’t even know what vpns are so we’d lose 80% of the posters
Norway, the last communist stateBritain? The new nanny state
catberg is actually a bit of a personal hero of mine
>>219293579Sweden? Islamic State
Does anyone know what movie/tv show this is from I asked ChatGPT but nothing
>>219292636whos that?
>>219293557>>219293570Doesn't happen to me. My body just silently bears it like an abused housewife at this point
someone at my work is leaving and people are crying. they won't be crying when i leave i can tell you that.
>>219293592stuart little 2
>>219293565>>219293577>>219293578Could make a /brit/ teamspeak 3 server. That would be bants
>>219293578What do you do about the captcha? Never managed to make it load on a vpn
>>219293583post catberg
>>219293597Why? Would you bring cake?
>>219293608You need a pass + vpn.
>>219293592big lebowski 2
>>219293597Sergeant Angel
>>219293592Not seen it but it could be 'Landman'.
>ywn have a psychotic gf who just fucking murders everyone you dislikewhy even fucking live
literally don’t know how to do my jobwas meant to get training on it with regular check ins to see how i was getting on but the supervisors never got around to any of itperpetually felt like a teenager on a vocational school day every single day i’m here
>>219293592Kidulthood (2006)?
>>219293549That's shrove Tuesday you horrible little yankified FREAK
>>219293592pumping iron
Here’s another frame if you don’t know please just don’t say
>>219293628Guess I'll have to bear it then
SM64 [N64] or Red Dead Redemption [Xbox 360]?
>>219293653The hero (2017)
Seriously, it's not fair that I can't just have a girlfriend like her
>>219293653probably The Hero based on the actors
>>219293592https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hero_(2017_film)
>>219293668rdr of course
>>219293645I would just do it and blame your supervisors for not showing you properly if you fuck up
>>219293615can't be arsedwhy do you post here instead of /fr/? is it full of weebs like every other ESL general?
>>219293653don't tell me what to do you cunt
>>219293691don't do what I say
>>219293690because i've been posting here for 11 yearsand because diev et mon droit
>>219293653The hero (it's mid)
>>219293701never noticed you until maybe like a year and a half ago something like that
>>219293673>desperately wants a fictional girlfriend>one must infer that you have a real girlfriend
yeah anime sex
>>2192936537 days of Sodom
>>219293719Had plenty of girlfriends but none like herIt not right
>>219293714i'm saying 11 but it's more like 12 or 13 reallyi just remember learning about the bataclan attack on brit, lived with my old man back then, went to turn on the tv
hang on lads, Ringo is doing the octopus song
