Is he having a laugh? edition
recon i'm the gayest straight man in historyfind vaginas absolutely disgustingthe girl i heavily fancied asked me to fuck her on valentines night and i just couldn't get in the mood touching her vagina is so disgusting couldn't get hard (was basically sober) both of uys naked etcjust grim
not sure what time to have my tea
>>219304219Don’t kill your self because you live in dystopia. The inanities of toil in the 2020s is not your fault nor your responsibility. It’s unsustainable and will self correct. Find God. Find meaning beyond toil and drinking.
The Bradley folder as it were, lads
we'll have a look, surely we'll have a look. going to have a look mate. mum, i'm going out to take a look. go one babe, take a look. take a look at that son etc etc etc
I'm a Nietzschean but I'm also a little wagecuck so...
>>219304277>androidick
>>219304258Interesting caseI find vaginas a little disgusting too but not to that extent. I mainly fear that they are unwashed or meaty
>"Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking."
mental how shit an operating system windows xp was
>>219304277My personal favourite.
>>219304292i didn't look at it but it felt like a neat one and no smell
>>219304307fuck offit was literal perfection and its been downhill since
>>219304258reckon you’re the most boring blog poster in history too
>ConnectedCAMfucking um
>>219304298sorry did I miss the laugh at dead children gimmick
>>219304312So what was the problem? Are you sure you're straight?Do you have a small penis or something?
>>219304325FATCAM RETURNS
>>219304316probably the single least secure os ever created
keeping the old open to wait for belgybubs x
>mousey>rorke>leftypolSCREAMING
>>219304298yeah nah can't get behind this onesick bastard
>>219304277I have almost 3000 memes saved on this phone
>>219304258get really feral around a musky or creamy vagina when steaming sometimes just ate out girls on a night out when wanking my wilkins tasting their vag and arse crack juice and not even shagging
>>219304338Fucking hell there's a blast from the past. Wonder what craven is up to also
rorkes and radical centrists quaking
>>219304277>>219304371
>>219304332problem is she is asking me to do this with her vagina etc and i dont want cos it find it disgustingtrying to think of the equivalent idk like getting covered in slime or something like it's not an existential thing like if it was shit or something but it's unpleasent and not at all arousing for me>>219304380cant relate
26k in equity so farPlottingScheming
Quite like anime, me
>>219304397Zarah Sultana is such a joke mid thirties and still doing the student commie larp
>>219304380vile cunt
>>219304416Boomers will fall for this without even questioning
seriously what are you supposed to do with a monday evening?has anyone figured it out?
screaming
>>219304380ahahaha corrrrr ktimdon't understand why incels think vags are disgusingthey are god's creations and I love and treasure every single one of them
>>219304442I go to a pub quiz
Water bill has gone up by 80 quid since last quarter. Admittedly we do have more baths in the winter but this seems excessive. Southern water are absolute fucking cunts, thanks Keir you massive dickhead.
>>219304442you could watch the olympics or you could watch the fa cup
>>219304442well i was out from 11pm-7am friday nightthen stayed up until 4am valentines daythen was out partying from 5pm until 1am last night so i'm pretty fried lol trying to get ready to actually do work tomorrow>>219304459bizartre strawman incles dont think that there's some weird mysoginistic virgin cope about them being ugly but these guys still want to fuck themi'm talking about being utterly turned off by everything about vaginas
>>219304459Ktim also, sometimes when I'm jacked up I'll go fucking mental on wifes pussy when she gets back from the gym. It is dank and fantastic.
>>219304452did he win
>>219304442Sunday cleaningWankingWatching your stocksBooking a washing machine because youre scandi and share it with othersPet /feed the catYoutubeCook food
Nearly 4 hours since I messaged the escort, hasn't even read my message.I think I need to find a different escort because her avoidant style drives me insane, she's a cold hearted cow.
>>219304479its insane how much water costs these daysused to be something like 40 quid for 6 months about ten years ago now its more than twice thatfucking ridiculous
>>219304442I usually just make myself a really nice tea. For example tonight I made a lovely amber gilded Cornish cod with saffron beurre blanc and micro herb mosaic with a glass of Châteauneuf du Pape
>>219304502>then stayed up until 4am valentines dayjust say saturday you gimp
The secrets are there, you just have to find them.
>>219304442I usually go bouldering on a Monday but my mate is busy tonight so rescheduled for later in the week, so instead I am doing some drugs and drinking some beers and watching TV.
>>219304404Because many women don't know how to clean them properly, so nasty bacteria grows inside the folds and crevices
ANIME!!!
>>219304502if it was that specific woman I might attribute it to you just not liking her but if it's all vaginas in general maybe you are gay or asexual>>219304508wish my gf would do that, unfortunately she doesn't exercise that much but when she does I love the smell of her sweat
might incel trot to the local spoons for an incel solo drink
>beurre blanc>Châteauneuf du Pape
nth for the holodem
I hate women
>>219304523>amber gilded Cornish codThat's what you call fish fingers is it?
>>219304515I don't know why you don't shut up
>>219304573That's what happens when I'm with your mum
>>219304550all women in generaland if anything im much more into this woman emotionally than majority of womenfor example i dont usualy feel that bad when a random one night stand asks me to fuck her and then i say i have noc ondoms so we dont lol
>>219304549k eric harris
might rewatch peep show for thousandth time
>The British community reacted the most positively to shade trees. They also expressed the greatest willingness to plant shade trees, had the most shade trees per square meter on their properties, and were the only group that liked naturalized parks (hiking paths). The Chinese community showed less yard maintenance than the other communities, and many of the Chinese indicated that they did not want to add trees to their property. The Chinese responded more favorably than the other groups to photographs depicting landscapes free of trees. Italian and Portuguese communities emphasized fruit trees and vegetable gardens, and responded negatively toward shade trees when these were in conflict with their gardens. These cultural differences are largely consistent with the traditional use of trees in British, Mediterranean and Chinese landscaping, and appear to be maintained among North American immigrant populations.>When respondents were asked if they had planted or would plant shade, ornamental, or fruit trees, it was the British who had planted (or would plant) the most shade trees. The Italian community, followed by the Portuguese, had planted (or would plant) the most fruit trees, while the Chinese community had planted (or would plant) the least number of trees. Similar results were obtained when respondents were asked, “If you were to plant one tree in your yard, would it be a large shade tree, a small ornamental, or a fruit tree?” Of the 50 Chinese respondents, 22 answered this question by saying that they would not plant a tree in their yard even though this choice was not offered in the wording of the question.
>>219304591Nice one mate you have to be 18 to post here yeah?
>>219304596it's not in a school though it's in an office building
>>219304571Mad how much this fluctuates depending on how my last interaction with a woman proceeded
sex is unbelievably overratednot worth the time or effort required to attain it quite frankly
>>219304521Every single thing in my life is more expensive than it was 6 months ago and everything was more expensive then than it was 6 months before that. I got a pretty shit inflation pay rise this year, like 3 percent but it doesn't matter when everyone is blasting me in the arse for more cash. I can't comprehend the people that actually pay for streaming or books or games or anything at home. The only way I'm doing ok is because I pirate everything I possibly can and do minor shoplifting of luxury items. System is fucked.
Treated myself to a little incel coffee after my little incel walk
>>219304608he sent you flying mate
>>219304571>>219304624Trvkes
>>219304621I find that when I don't talk to or interact with women I hate them less
>>219304616amused by this image
>>219304608You should probably leave then.
>>219304653i dont get it
>>219304624you realise for most people ex isn't hard to obtain lmaolol you've done yourself
>>219304557should post your table number for the lads aha
>>219304638Mental that you've taken an image from a year ago and reposted it
just a matt willis looking for my emma willis
twitter down for anyone else?
I'm genuinely not even racist
>>219304620Clearly a library
>>219304685i'm an ugly bastard mate, don't care about what most people find easy or hard
:(
>>219304597good lad
>>219304624I actually like spending time with my wife, the sex is a big part of it obviously but she's not a big fat dumb cunt and has a sense of humour so we have fun together.
>>219304620yh? and the child depicted in the anime is actually a 2,000 year old demigodess.
>>219304736think she's 16 actually
>>219304735ever shag her up the arse?
I think if this escort cuts me off then I will likely just completely give up on any sort of intimacy, let alone sex.If I can't even get escorts to stick with me then I have no chance.I got to 29 as a kissless dateless handholdless virgin so maybe it's just not meant to be. I'll try to hold on until we get sex robots/androids, otherwise I'll probably just off myself by 35. I truly wish I had been born with confidence and not ended up an emotional wreck of a man.
Anyone want something from Vitto Pizza?
nearly fully upgraded my satchel in rdr2, just need a cheeky panther skin
Business idea: Violence
>>219304709yer
THIS COMMITTEE OWES AN APOLOGYTHIS COMMITTEE OWES AN APOLOGY SENATOR
Toilbros how do you do it? Being accountable to another person's desires. I fail every time. I don't think I'm selfish, I feel pressure when tasked to do things by others. So I try and clear my shit first before dealing with theirs. But in the past when I couldn't get through my shit meant I couldn't complete my responsibilities in toil. Then bossberg gets pissed off and fires me
>>21930471995, he was just a fuckin' kid. Me? I'm an old man.
>>219304719Oh no some old fella from some boring old films no one cares about is dead
>>219304803some sushi please
>>219304719RIP
>>219304803*arrrrrrrrrr* The Simpsonsssss
>>219304832It’s sad when they go young like that
>>219304809embarrassing
>>219304871meant for>>219304834
>>219304828i don't really know what you meanif you have too much work to get everything done then that's on your boos to bring in more resource
>>219304828do theirs first to get them off your back
>>219304803Hmm…no thanks….I want something else in that photograph :)
>>219304773Yes mate but only once, she's not a fan and I've shagged enough birds up the arse in my life that the novelty had worn off.
Reckon I'm the only one here who actually receives pip money
>>219304871films are boring old media, it's not the 90s anymore granddad
>>219304912the Micra
>i ruv lorke
refuse to believe it is 22c in the flat, it's freezing
Only god can judge me
>>219304955too high humidity
Escort messaged me back she wants to bring her friend over for a threesome but her friend is in her 50's. She's agreed to knock 40quid off her hourly rate.What do you reckon?
>>219304953Ugly creature just wants to steal white genes
>>219304807know where to get it
>>21930496416 year old muslims girls love posting that on their socials before posting something like this
*crawls into the thread and dies*
>>219305005they are mostly white trash though tbfi mean to even talk to dodgy p*kis you need to be
>>219304871>>219304922>>219304922>>219304922>>219304922>>219304922
>BREAKING: The Government must pay all of Reform UK’s legal costs after its U-turn on cancelling 30 council electionslmao another defeat for fascist Starmer.
fucking scrmaing
>>219305042hooting. leftypol once again face down in the fuckin mud
going to chop some veg and stick it in the air fryer
>>219304983scream
i wanna be your girl
>>219305005neoliberal
>>219305058
a cool £15 made on Vinted
>>219305058right which one of the scotchposters did this
mental how much I dominated that lad with the fish fingers joke lmao
>>219305075... u cute?
>>219305058rawring
>ASDA UK: How ASDA Is Quietly Falling Apart – And Nobody’s Talking About Itbut I've seen people on here talking about it one guy even had inside info on it
>>219305170sup crodiedem a onyx … ? yeh?
>>219305170kek
lawdamercy i hate toil so much
>>219305164is it because pakis own it?
>>219305162Had a bed just like this minus the desk underneath from ages 8 to 22. Got rid of it after a girl I was trying to shag seen it
Remembering the time I did acid in Thailand and came back to 3 cockroaches on my bed, managed to find and destroy 2. The third was somewhat of a downer on the rest of the trip.
How is this possible
>>219305200Yes
>>219305211https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Broomway
Why did I have to end up attached to an avoidant cunt of an escort?She thinks she's so fucking clever and important.
>>219304888It's my personal stuff>>219304899I can't, only when the pressure ramps up as the deadline approaches and I get a eureka moment
gormless
>>219305235shut it
>>219305211dog shit foreign drivers mate. we've all seen it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epk_Z9wJeF8pizza breakdown
>>219305235boring, tired gimmick.
>>219305209screaming imagining a 22 year old man climbing up his little ladder every night
>>219305211you know how
>>219305211sir please understand the gipeess
>you will never be an olympian at the olympic villagefeelsbadman
>>219305223>The Broomway is extremely dangerous in misty weather, as the incoming tide floods across the sands at high speed and the water forms whirlpools from flows of the River Crouch and River Roach. Under such conditions, the direction of the shore cannot be determined.this really is a place you could easily get lost and die in lol
>>219305268
>and … britannia ? packed yeh?>yeh yeh … always busy
extraction or root canal?
I remember that time when someone discovered a blank character, and this whole thread became nothing but blank posts with blank names.
>>219305271she a hoe
>>219305164>one guy even had inside info on itsacked tranny doesn't count
>>219305262Not a gimmick.If she does ghost me then I have some ideas
>>219305350that's aldi not asda
I just came inside my wife, lads.
>>219305262,poorly executed
>>219305375you married to sally palm, then?
>>219305211Absolute bellend.
>>219305320root canal. missing teeth leads to other issues like bone loss
very boring twist spaino, we can see where its going to go write him off, go back to the drawing board
These days Mikey is one of the world's most powerful and influential investment bankers
>>219305320Had dry socket last year after an extraction and it was without question the worst experience of my life. Guess it'll have to be root canal
>>219305387Her name is Jessica, I don't know any Sally Palm. What are you implying?
>>219305271>/sp/ was waifuing herOmds https://x.com/rrpelse/status/2023283412681838912Some poor Korean doesn't even know she's dyke. He will grow to hate women even more
>>219305262I even licked her out when she had thrush. I thought we had a connection she went to uni. She is into literature but she was just stringing me along. Fucking whore.
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>>219305462Proper getting creative with this, I applaud
>>219305425my first crush was a girl named Jessica and ever since then I've thought that was a hot name
>>219305462Brilliant!
junohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8VNFnMYTG0
>>219305438is that even possible for a korean
im like that little monkey with no mates
had a root canal once it was alri
It’s legal tender mate
>>219305599ur like that gay little monkey at the apple store
>>219305609Love them with the ice cream on the top
if it is planned character his overuse of generic mads mikkelsen smoking image is a genuine master stroke in baiting
>>219305611new special interest?
might just leave my cat out and hope it fucks off for good or dies because i can't be arsed to look after it anymore
Feel stuffed after me din dins. Think I'll have a little nap now x
>>219305548zero g sex with juno
>>219305634evilcats barely need looking after
>>219305632..yh
feeling lacrimose and vulnerable right nowonly say this here because i feel safe and accepted
stroke in master baiting
>>219305640A womfy nap?
>>219305462>>219305261sup crodies x
>>219305656not this onewants to be around me all the time and is really loud when it wants food, also steals food from right off my platejust hate it really
>>219305663what's wrong
>>219305634Couldn't be arsed walking dogberg one day so took him down to the kennels and said I found him in the street lol
put some corn in the microwave and its blowing up like ukraine in there
scared to talk to people because i dont know what to say when they ask what i do for fun. mostly just lie in bed and stare at the ceiling all day instead of doing my uni coursework. also how do i explain to people that i dont have friends/never have, and never spoke to women either without seeming like a complete freak? i look/act normal enough that its a shock to them which is somewhat nice, but the conversations tone is completely different after that so theres usually no point in continuing
Mrs. Doubtfire was the first ever tranny
>>219305634lied about my dog biting a child so I could get it killed for free
Playing Osu and realising I used to be really good at itFucking dogshit at it nowadays
what scares me is realising how autistic I was years ago with without knowing it at the time, and fooling myself into thinking I am fairly normal now without realising that I am still trapped in another autist phase
put some porn in the telly and its blowing up like ukraine in there (my pants)
>>219305670Hopefully. I like how you always recognise my posts x
>>219305694don't know, just feel lacrimose and vulnerablei just like to cry on /brit/ and post sad apus sometimesand listen to some songs on repeat at high volume
I am completely unable to trust women
>>219305743xxx
doing the thing where you dont shampoo for like a month and let your hair regain its natural oils and whatnot scalpowitz is flaky as fuck thoughbeit
>>219305709no cluelast time I spoke to a girl she said I give off the vibes of someone who likes to eat baked potatoes
>>219305754we don't care
grapefruit up my arse
>>219305709>how do i explain to people that i dont have friends/never havejust say you're an introvert
>>219305725only ever bisexual monster drinkers that played osusays a lot
>>219305729This is true of me except I don't care anymoreAlso have you met anyone aged 18-21? They're really cringe
carp in the bathtub
rorkes birds new chinky motor
>>219305663:(
>>219305767>baked potatoesFOY
>>219305762Yh, the smell of unwashed hair can’t be beat
>>219305798yeah?
>>219305767Yank cunt fuck off
Ukraine doesn't even look bad. Most action took place in literal wastelands. There will maybe be a couple destroyed buildings but that's it. I can't exactly call it war torn.
>>219305787it's ok, this is therapy for me
Sir Steir Karmer
>>219305777i believe you know that this describes me quite well!
>>219305814dickheadhttps://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/crisp-baked-potatoes
heuy
hate mannish women in the gym, they're always really tryhard
jacking my potatoes
>>219305767With beans and cheese yummy
>>219305827sad thing is ukraine will be flooded with wogs in the years after the war
>>219305549The birth rate must fall to zero, the Korean man won't be behold to whores
I feel anxious
photon mode engaged
>>219305762I wash my hair every single day because the one time I didn't, someone almost immediately took the piss out of me over how greasy it was when I went outnever making that mistake again
>>219305842Mental how many buch dykes there are at gyms. Not sure what lezzers see in them, they're uglier than men.
>>219305838>n-no I'm right because [website]cuh-RINGEFOY
why is she holding it like that
>>219305842opposite for me, i hate the super starved ones that clearly fell for online fitness memes. theres one that looks full emaciated thats always staring at me, and i cant stand her because shes always doing some dumb kettle/landmine exercises while standing on bumper plates fully barefoot. her feet genuinely stink, but she insists on walking around the gym with those bioweapons out for everyone to see
>>219304258ktimwillards look more visually appealing to me than vaginasbut i would still say i'm straight. don't want to take it us the arsepipe or anything
>>219305838fucking hang yourself we dall them jacket potatoesYank incel cunt
femcelemcel
no one care me
>>219305824Plottin a stompin
>>219305767going to have to give this waste of space yet another 'foy'
>>219305886yh my hair gets greasy if i dont wash it hence why im trying this method i have a skinhead rn though so it cant really be greasy
>>219305889>>219305902>>219305930regional accent
>>219305890Gauge too big
Might buy a pot of cat grass so I can touch grass without going outside, and have a scran when I'm peckish and then be sick on the carpet.
>>219305767
/ourgirl/
>>219304258>her vagina is so disgustingclose ur fuckin eyes then
>>219305910those are some big ol feet
>>219305919*cares*
>>219305949FOR
>>219305970>>219305991regional accent
>>219305974whore
>>219305767birds always say boring shite like that
How do I hold on to these bursts of insight. Always get them in hindsight but never when I need them
talk to me
i call it a baked potato too
supikip mambo
>>219305985*stops you from caring*
you ever notice that the working class call it a jacket potato and the middle class call it a baked potatowhat's that about?
>>219306014i bet her hair smells nice
>>219305974Before her sket era
>>219306027consider making notes
>>219306031hi
wish we had more irish posters. wish the scots/welsh had their own flags itt too
>>219306051*breaks down your barrier and cares anyway*
>>219306092can't stand the irish on /sp/
>>219305977how are my fingers tongue or cock gona close their sense receptors you utter weirdo
>>219306092they'll get them on /sp/ when the world cup's on that is if there's any soul left in this place
Uwaaa
got very drunk on saturday night with the gf and started recounting a story about my social life in primary school which made me sad for no reason
>Searching for posts that contain ‘baked potato’ and in ‘gb’. 315 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘jacket potato’ and in ‘gb’. 307 results found.
>>219306127dont forget asian ear wax
>>219306127equally as many red flags
>>219306127>my autistic interestsArchivingGrand stratergy gamesVideo game lore
>>219306142did it make you lacrimose and vulnerable?
>>219306149/brit/ is a middle class general
>>219306127>programming as a hobbyoh my days
>>219306142Are you the lad that kissed her foot and now she's ignoring you? You've fucked it mate.
>>219306162based middle class baked potato eaterworking class can fuck off
>>219306158>Archivingwhy do autists love this so muchI do too
>>219306192ktim
>>219306058Fuck off that was my insight from a few months ago
>>219306217echoing the sentiment
wonder what the cooldown period is on scamming amazon without them banning your account
Epic ruined everything it was so kino before Epic bought it
stop ignoring me
attention needed
all women are angles
i'm crashing out i think we're cooked chat
king edward potato
>>219306233are you pro cheating?
>>219306258scream
prince andrew potato
>>219306250is everythign okai
New>>219306275
>>219306233this means it stops working on steam deck?fuck's sake
>>219306251it's true all you need is a bare tummy and not ot be fat
>>219306286no
>>219306280potaedo
>>219306259easy anticheat sucks
>>219306259I'm lamenting the need for EAC now. It was so nice and simple fun before Epic. Now it's joined the other ranks of live service bots and cheater slop. Soon they'll go full valorant and demand kernel access too for anticheat and police what peripherals you can use.>>219306292they say it'll still work but a lot of mods will be broken for good.
>>219306158Why do you enjoy archiving
>>219306440Just do, I can't explain it
