Protect femboys edition
>>219308233as odd as I find them you got to be quite a nasty cunt to be doing shit like this
Robert Duvall died again
>>219308294yep
>>219308294It's attraction disguised as hatred
Playing as her right NOW!
nth for the baddiedem
its mad how far i have fallen i used to be a smart young man, competitive, willing, and able now im a braindead neet who rots in his smelly bedroom all daygod knows why i havent killed myself yet
as a schizo insane lunatic I frequent mental health groups a lot and nothing kills me more than the following very common interaction:"I have low self-esteem and don't think I'm a good person""But you are a good person!""Thanks but I don't think I am""You are, though! You are a good person!""I don't think so""You are!""I don't think so""You are!""I don't think so""You are!""I don't think so""You are!"etc etc until the end of time, the immovable object vs the unstoppable force. anywhere yeah that's my great post that I've deliberately saved until the new. *starts raping everyone*
>>219308282ktim
just back the fuck off
>>219308333ktimmers
>>219308338Bizarre
Horny but seem incapable of mobilising my hos
kirsty's fucked it again
Love my mumbergShe subsidises my cans when I'm back home
>>219308357FFS
just let black guys blackify your arse rorke
>>219308294Teenagers are cowards, look at them all standing there. But maybe pink shirt is a malicious gay, need more backstory. Actually high probability he's malicious gay. 35% probably. Changing my mind now actually.
>>219308357well she is scottish
oh my days
kirsty muir double BBC facefuck
just prepped my overnight oats for tomorrow morn
do you always think of black cocks when you see a fit woman? bit gay isnt it?
right so that's an object of infinite gravity just floating around in space isn't it
Get the new made
>>219308405Two seniors in the retirement community
you need to be peak midwit to be an atheist. reality cant come from nothing. there has to be an uncaused cause. a first mover. pure act and being eternal upon which all else is contingent. an eternal monotheistic being (God) that created reality must exist by logic. it’s the divinity of Jesus Christ which requires the faith.
>>219308405Snowbunny in Chief
>>219308338Always annoys me when someone says they dont notice something about my appearance that bothers me not fussed about it for your benefit cunt its my face
>Teenagers are cowardsNot me. I never conformed to the crowd, I was always my own man with my own morals and rarely felt peer-pressure to abandon my sense of right and wrong, even at the detriment of my own social standing. On a totally unrelated note I am a 23 year old virgin.
>>219308410let's make this happen
>>219308405
>just prepped my overnight oats for tomorrow morn
>>219308458Kek lol
>>219308416if you get the quick oats you can eat it like cereal, no gay porn meal prep needed
>>219308458i dont get it
>>219308457finner
>>219308464i look like this and say this
>>219308458>20:50:13>>219308472>20:50:44
>>219308405her arse NEEDS shagging
just opened a can of beer and my hand made the same shape as the claw of the guy who needs a machine to open his protein shake
>>219308450I'm better than all teenagersHere's my take on that
>>219308501thats leftypol done
>>219308478and you never will x
>>219308458kek
>>219308510>goybot, i need you, my buzz is fading....
Can you help police find 14-year-old Ella?She has gone missing from the Burwood area.
Need to move to a detached house not on a main road. Can't afford it though lol.
>>219308501wanker isn't he
>>219308475no you cant
Can't believe he's dead. 95 years old.
i live in a little mountain
>>219308434true
>>219308510I think about this whenever I open things and have to incel grip everything
watching the grand tour mongolia episode
the fridge cooks the oats you see
>>219308556Rapelad......No....
some of the people i was partying with 24 hours ago just posted an instagram story saying they are still partying now at the afters of the afters of the afterswild
>>219308580pathetic samefag
>>219308607cope
>>219308607blog on
Can't stop wanking3 days is as far as I can make it
mental how british women all have fit bodies but dire faces
Could I interest anyone in an RBRS update? Give me a moment...
im a rizless unfuckable chud
>>219308661>how british women all have fit bodiesall? most women are heifers
new heathermong arc should be timmies infiltrating and burning down the gherkin and then the cronem are exiled and create a new gherkin tower in jamicaalas he is not that creative
sleepyaff tae bed x
>>219308233>>219308294you gotta be a right freak to wear your sexual fetish in public like that, people should not be forced to see this nonsense, they are good lads
>jamica
>>219308672Up 42.8% since March
Rorke is done for now, pic related
>>219308686might go with you x
beddy bo bo's xxxx
>>219308684you’re as bad as him
mad that bill clinton is younger than trump
fawn is not a stress response. it's just fight flight freeze. KYS Wyna Liu
>>219308691kys, transphobe
>>219308684The timmies can never win in heatherverse. It's a very black and white situation, literally
genuinely had a wank over imagining being kirsty muir's angry coach in the changing room
missus getting annoyed at my low libido but honestly it's her problem for being a porky 4/10 lady
All I do nowadays is go to the gym, the pub, play video games and watch the odd filmall alone of course
perverts are really defending trannies on 4chan since they cant get anything else lmao
>>219308733what happened? :o
Sick of being alone I just want die
>>219308747and why are you dating a 4/10 pig exactly
>>219308737blinded by the sheer amount of british culture in this post
two benders on the dog house
42.8% since march is actually crazy honestly
>>219308778failed connections
>>219308741There was one where the timmy and timmy snr moved to japan and set up their own gherkin imitation in the tokyo towerand a similar one with the biden crime family in the white house and black girls
>>219308801because I'm an ugly skinny-fat manlet... duh...
I am still actually pissed off at my hr guy like seriously I mean being accused of talking about hentai at work and even lied to them saying I brought it up to minors Btw he back tracked that last comment when I said I would talk to a lawyer
>>219308770It's fine for cuddles and kisses nowt wrong with that
you guys are gonna see me at the 2028 olympicswhat secret message should i show to let you all know it's me
>>219308829weird gay motherfucker
>HR>guy
I have a chronic auto immune disease and it causes me great pain. I was prescribed painkillers, which helped me get about a reasonably normal life. My prescription recently got cancelled, when I asked my GP why I was told first, there's a nationwide push to reduce opiate painkillers. Then I was told it was because it could cause addiction (been taking the same pills/dosage for 5 years) finally when I asked the GP to drop the bullshit and give me a legitimate reason I was told there's a national shortage and my condition with my age isn't considered important enough. I'm in so much pain now that I can barely walk to the toilet without crying but you know, mid 30s male, just deal with it.
>>219308832do a poo live on camera
got the fish fingers fryingyes fryingim living it up tonight
>>219308832Choke some golfballs down
>>219308832fling your poo everywhere
>>219308810my RELX returns
>>219308844
tom scott trans epiphany
>>219308815sc
>Sienna Spiroliterally who>an English singer-songwriterliterally who>age 20literally who>Spiro is Jewishsay no more
It's all so fucking tiring
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW
anyone else have learned helplessness after years of being babied?
It's over.
>>219308882catberg want wine
its only just begun
>>219308904That's for children and women.When you're a man it's called weaponized incompetence.
It happened (the happening)
>>219308906He's not getting any tonight
>>219308928Shut up you stupid twat
david aceveda sucking off that junkie in the shield but it's young senator barack obama and larry sinclair
>>219308906how unfurrtinate haha
>>219308877Jews are your betters Their success is ordained by G_d
>>219308949seethe on you little bitch
company exported all of our tech support to Columbia for some bizarre reason and they literally seem to hire exclusively women won't lie, I don't mind asking Angela Martina Diablo de le Bunda for tech support as much as I would mind asking a Jeet
its ok catberg drink your sorrows away like your father anon
The lads
>>219308984screm
my little rock skipper
>>219308984very menacing
wish I was shameless enough to fuck that gardevior plushie and not feel like a mong who's fucking a plushie
>>219308969you presumably mean colombia you stupdi idiot
>>219308968>>219308928Turns out you're the woman mate, parroting bitching female journalists lol >>219308999
think i have ibsneed to shite almost immediately after eating a meal recently
wish i still had my yuno bodypillow s:
>>219309031baww more bitch
>stupdi
is a 4chan melty an example of learned helplessness or weaponised incompetence?
>>219308928Shut up you fucking whore, this has nothing to do with you
got some poo shites in my arse but it will have to wait until tomorrow now cos im already in bed
>>219308984The decline and fall of Gary eats needs to be studied
>>219308984weaponized incompetence
>>219308984Fucking howling
>>219309060i think its just a good old tantrum about something you cant control
>>219309041where to cop the shirt?
>>219309065men can't learn helplessness
chatgpt gaslighting me, admitting it was wrong then trying to change the subject award
>>219309041whos the retard next to jordans son?
>>219308984the face tells you everything you need to knowhe's doing this on purpose and he LOVES it
Do you like my cat? Mr Blobby
>>219308984the dpd driver passed him a novichok laced parcel btw
tim is the neetking
>>219309041Reckon he'd put up an arm wrestle if a twix was on the lineTrigger him and he'll shred a cat
feel like i should be investing time into chatgpt and ai since it's the cool new tech thing but i cant be bothered all my attempts to use it have been very mediocre. it's at best a more efficient google search
>>219308982
>>219309130He's not your cat. You can post his pics but I don't appreciate this catberg identity theft
>>219309158>>219309130where's his drink
>>219309092Because you said so?
>>219309163Nom nom nom
>>219309189what have you learned to be helpless at
>>219308877>not being able to tell this from 'Spiro'you have much to learn
way-hee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0SU0hap_JA>it certainlly ain't new jersey *stumbles away*
>>219309150It's great for super-niche stuff that would've required going to nice libraries in the past. When it's nicher than that, pretty sure it just makes answers up.
>>219309163
doing a gay porn boogie
>video gaymes
>>219309250that's better
>>219309222Why are you arguing with me, what are you trying to gain? Some dyke rage or something?I'm not bothering with a bad actor
dropped the phone and cracked the screen, there goes an era. Don't know what I am trying to accomplish here, just trying to get some perspective. It isn't the end of the world, it will get fixed and I was planning on getting a new phone. Not this way though. There are even ways to access the data despite not seeing it on the phone iteself.
ironically a great demonstration of weaponised incompetence going on here
leftypol doing a gay porn salsa
LLMs will cite things that don't corroborate what they're saying too. Victorian chemists would use mercury as a base for X, cites source that says nothing about mercury.
>>219309313none of us make it out of this thing alive
anyone ever tried the tao lin method of curing autism
weaponised incontinence
you reckon there ever was a time traveller who came back in time and managed to kill himself to prevent an even worse world caused from whatever he created?
>>219309250>>219309285Catberg says: thanks for the drink
>>219309373does it involve wanking and watching youtubeif so, yes unintentionally
>react to me >feed me misery so I can make myself feel better on an anonymous forum for incelsNah you're okay
>>219309378erm no i don't reckon thatthink time travel is science fiction unfortunately
>>219309378would be mad if time travelers were impacting history all the time and the timeline was constantly shifting and whatnot
>>219309373what's that? spamming your own books on /lit/?
>>219309358LLMS cant read anything they just connect string between things that are associated in their data set
>>219309299Immediate weaponised incompetence.
don't even know what you're arguing about
gn
women making up words to justify their womaning ways
>>219309420That's the thing, I'm pretty sure they're right about the things they can't provide citations for most of the time
>>219309465gaslightinglovebombing
>>219309467nah you're just two schizos nodding along to each other
why you playin?
>>219309465stop mansplaining, you evil man
Since I retired for the fifth time over a year ago, /brit/ has gone downwards, has become quite boring. /brit/ is at its maximum potential when I am actively posting, and I didn’t say that, the cleverest AI on earth said that, ChatGPT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTWNIEi6Ktk>you practice that in front of the mirror?
>>219309387
>>219309517spaino?
>>219309422state of him
>>219309076
>>219308333Bedrotting is BASED tho
domina
new song hook. smoove slow jams rnb (8)jeezy he be speakin to intactness, to intactness, she intactness. jeezy he be speakin to intactness(8)
>>219309529scre
>>219309542it really isnt
>>219309373yes. it cured my autism but it also made me gay
>>219309543why are the skins in overwatch so expensive?
>>219309503That's the other thing. Is she just taking my argument and inventing a logic chain behind it with invented information? Either way, I think I'm in love with her. With Copilot.
can almost bring myself to orgasm by taking a q tip and fingering my ear hole with it
>>219309387Is this your cat?
>>219308333i have deluded myself into thinking my potential was only a dream
>>219309556Makes me feel better
>>219309543juno
>>219309571I spent £200 on overwatch crates back in 2016 and my dad gave me a beating lmao
greta thunberg mating ritual
can you please upvote my funny image>>219309529
>>219309031done him
>>219309577I used to get loads of pleasure doing that with my fingerHaven’t done it in ages
leftypol using a dildo as spoon to eat nutella straight out the jar
>>219309601i wonder how hairy she keeps her minge and stinkhole
>>219309529fucking scraming!
new>>>/tv/218021987
>>219309625shartling
getting sad thinking about all the dogs stuck in shelters and will never be adopted and will die thereWill never buy a puppy again me
>>219309579YesThe wine incident was a one off
>>219309626she got skinny and hot she's probably got a queue of chad bfs from the flotilla so imagine it has to be well groomed
any pizzicato five man inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRgAccPcHIU
Chatgpt galigjted me
>>219309657dogs are gay, cats are based
>>219309666not a chad among pro-palestine hippies thoughbeitshe was visibly horny around IDF chads however
>>219309662Nice cat, you should clean the inner corners of its eyes because they have sleep build up. Use a small cotton ball dipped in lukewarm water
>>219309601
>>219309694>t. Muhammad Mohammed al-Mohamad
>>219309694leftypol loves anything that doesn't care about him
>>219309162Lol
>>219309577I use the bottoms of pen caps they have a curve that scratches and clears out ears something fierce Do it at work quite often don’t give a shit
>>219309752>>219309757Seething NPCs
>>219309694Real men like both cats and dogs and don’t act like fucking faggot children picking sides “dogs are gay” “cats are gay” grow up you fucking divvy cunt before I come find you
>>219309162Mr Overy's got egg on his face after that display
susan boyle smeg jacksie
>>219309751Girl that looks like this at my gym with a gigantic ass and wide hips The other day she was laying stomach down on a bench with her ass just stick out bent overThat can’t even be a real exercise or stretch
>>219309770Two-thirds of people don't own dogs so by definition dog-owners can't be NPCs
>>219308333Are you able to change it?
>>219309778true but lets be real here /brit/ is a catberg general not hating on dogowitzes or anything but they are secondary and thats just the facts
jurgen klopp the most overrated manager ever?>only won the league in the season that basically didnt happen>only won the CL once against an english side liverpool obviously knew well>couldnt even win the europa leagueeverything else is shiteperpetual also ranwhy do people treat him like the daniel day lewis of football. please sir please come out of retirement we neeeeed you
>>219309577>q tipHow do you become this Americanised? The yanks call them that because it's a brand name there, why the fuck are you calling cotton buds q tips? That'd be like an American saying sellotape when they don't even have that brand. Do you call plasters band-aids too?
>>219309778>Real men like both cats and dogsreal men aren't fence sitting faggots, pick a side and go to war!
oh that’s nice my mum and brother are doing that thing where they know I have to be up at 4:40 and are watching movies with the volume on 100000000 love that
grown ahh men arguing about cats and dogs18+ years of age and has opinion on animals
>>219309813dunnodon't watch football me
>your diagnosed ptsd isn't realOnly on this faggot website are there cretins whos existence is only sustained by the feeling that they are better than the bottom rung of society.
>>219309683>t. just watched adam curtis
>>219309792
>>219309813hi dave
>>219309799Mate over two thirds of the population are fucking divs
>>219309821ever thought about asking them to turn it down
>>219309818Mental how angry you got because I forgot the name we’re supposed to call them jfc lol
>>219309805how did you incorporate the image of a can of special brew into the original image?
>>219309705they have to be chads. their forearms will be massive from all the ropes and sails on the boats and they would be hairy and have a nice tan from the med sun
>>219309838bet she was FUMING aha x
>>219309851The absolute state of zoomers
>>219309813Carlo Ancelotti is the Daniel Day-Lewis of association football
>>219309844who
>>219309857with my puter
>>219309813>klopp>>>/mlp/
i'm the daniel day-lewis of cans
>>219309838that's not greta thurnberg, all swedes look like that, even they can't tell the difference anymore
>>219309818Earlier they were calling jacket potatoes 'baked potatoes' and seething it up as well It's gone beyond FOYism, they actually try and defend it
>>219309834no, it's bpd and adhd that aren't real. there's literal zero scientific evidence to back up these 'disorders'.
Fucking RAAAAAAAAPPEE
not a fan about british culture. lets talk about something else
>>219309867then who is zidane
>>219309819There is no side to be picked there is no fence to be sat on. Dogs and cats are completely different animals that serve completely different purposes.
>>219309876Roger Daltrey sex arse
>We contacted you recently to tell you what you can do to avoid over repaying your student loan.> If you don't take action, you will over repay your student loan. you know how much i make every month how on earth would i over repayuseless CUNTS
>>219309860She doesn't get mad against ignorant low IQ peasants, only the elites. That's how good she is.
no comment
>>219309859and what of their throbbing members, dear writer?
>>219309907What happened to /eire/?
>>219309912wow I kneel to your vast intellect!
Might have a baked potato later
>>219309928
>>219309908Tom Hanks
>>219309922fuming cos of the fumes like x
>>219309898what causes this?
Just got off the horn with Nige and Muhammad they told me they have been struggling to sleep ever since Rupert made the announcement Poor lads x
>>219309921they shift you onto direct debit because otherwise they take the same amount regardless, especially for the last paymentand nice brag
>>219309921>get sacked>get pay in lieu of notice>that meant I paid a tonne of student loan because it looked like I'd earnt 90k>contact them>'Sorry you can't get the money back lol'
>>219309935FOY
>>219309912Wow you’re so mature!
>>219309925would be pretty hard i imagine given there was a great deal of sweaty leftypol girls in skimpy outfits crawling all over the boats
>>219309934Good boy While you’re down there give this a suck
>>219309818the way americans say everything is better
>>219309962what'd you get sacked forwas it groping? who did you grope?
>>219309983You're a foreigner
>>219309958>and nice bragthank you for noticing
Love shopping in Waitrose. Not poor, see. No riff-raff in there.
>>219309834Alexithymia isn't real
>>219309996It's true though
>>219309969Not hard really if you see what most of the posts here are like
>>219309983I like the way you guys say most stuff but “drink driving” is retarded
NEW>>219310044>>219310044>>219310044
brits don't even have a word for q-tipsthey call them cotton buds, but that only describes their endsjacket potato is just silly
>>219310028>Alexithymiaisn't she one of the tribunal?
>>219309989It was a remote job, it wasn't e-groping.>get taken on as a junior software engineer>they basically just say 'Off you go then'>can only approach one other engineer for help>he's always busy>there's fuck all documentation>'Anon we don't feel you're keeping up with the pace of the team. We're going to set you a test, don't worry it's just to see where the gaps in your knowledge are'>do test a few months later>'We'll give you two weeks to revise and then will do another test'>do it>'You did better at that test but we think this isn't the right environment for you, and we can't support you'>get immediately sacked
>>219310061hehe
>>219309935better put it on now then
>>219308737I have learned about this man existing against my will, and the worst part is that it is leftoids obsessing over him.
