Catberg edition
>Legal aid was originally established by the Legal Aid and Advice Act 1949.[21] In 2009, legal aid in England and Wales cost the taxpayer £2bn a year – a higher per capita spend than anywhere else in the world Why is everything we do inefficient and bloated
poo for tea
>>219321028im
so this is rorke
mum at the kitchen table doing a zoom meeting, brother working from home on his laptop. Me? Never had a job and got no life just woke up 15 minutes ago and come down to make some pancakes since it’s pancake day and that :P
day 1 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
My dad was born in 1945 ffs Hitler’s corpse was still warm and there are zoomers here with parents born in the 80s, kill me
Respect women. Believe women. Rape women.
>>219321054s
>>219321028just post the full image
The escort replied. She said>"I wouldn't keep seeing you if I wasn't happy :) xx"Panic over, phew
>>219321059Based
>>219321054sqwaung
am the same age as one of the zoomers at my toilplace's stepdad, though to be fair his mum is a bit of a cradle robber
>>219321059Uncle… I kneel… how old are you?
>>219321054
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>219321059Jfc my fucking grandad was born in 1955
mum at the kitchen table doing a zoom meeting, brother working from home on his laptop. Me? Never had a job and got no life just woke up 15 minutes ago and come down to make some pancakes since it’s pancake day and that :(
>rorke>mousey>leftpol >bradders image SCREAMING
sometimes have dreams where i piss literally all over a room for no reason, deliberately aiming it all over the couches and carpet and tv and stuff
>>219321086I’m 36. >>219321093That’s just vile.
Frank ‘Toots‘ Caruso - Present day Chicago Outfit Captain of the Chinatown/26th Street Crew
>>219321085>his mum is a bit of a cradle robbershe fit?
>>219321059your dad is the same age as my grandad
>>219321110Oh ok so you’re not even that old it’s just your dad was a selfish bastard who shat out a kid when he was like 55
>>219321098
>>219321093Mine was born in 1918
playing cyberpunk 2077 on patch 2.31 with the phantom liberty expansion installed, me
>>219321110I'm 40 and my parents are 20 years younger than yours lmfao
Genuine question to the green party voters here. What is it that appeals to you?
kmmm, my cat Cobweb just walked across the keyboard ....... couldn't have put it better myself !!
yeah I'm thinking poo
>>219321149Tried to but my laptop kept crashing 5 minutes in I’m poor you see
>>219321157Im gay
manlets starting early
>>219321157they are probably londoners
>>219321157legal hard drugs and paedophilia, what else?
>>219321157Run by normal ass people and not posh wankers and bankers like reform/conservative
>>219321130Yeah he was and the worst thing is he died when he was 62 haha, mumberg is still going strong though she was younger
>>219321175NEED this on the NHS pronto
>>219321054He's just pissed all over his catWhat's he done that for then
>>219321175Just one?Lad's gonna be walking in circles
rorke saving the west by carefully selecting which businessman's lies he will believe today
need willy shortening surgery me
>>219321175only one of his legs? poor bugger is going to end up like the wild haggis
>>219321184Zack polanski was a hypnotist on Harley street
>>219321175WE ARE SO BACK
>>219321157Um maybe I care about the heckin environment sweetieDon't you know about the wet bulb effect Stop oil already
>>219321201Yeah I mean that’s the tabloid version but if you look into it it’s not really like that
>>219321180whats wrong umbunny x
>>219321198alri kwasi
>>219321184>Run by normal ass peopleAh yes the gay millionaire jew with a fake name who used to charge £200 to hypnotise women into believing they had massive tits, proper normal man of the people, and thats before we get into all the dodgy tranny nonces and doomsday misanthropes
Im voting green to make women's tits bigger
*looks into it*
>>219321149did you do the dad and son snuff vids editors mission?
>>219321184>normal ass peopleNice yank brain, very typical for lefties
>>219321200He had some rare condition where one of his legs was shorter than the other so he couldn’t walk proper I heard it on radio this morning
>>219321216So he wasnt a hypnotist?Or he wasnt in harley street (the poshest area of private medicine)
Zack Polanski (David Paulden) is an evil evil man
>>219321236When Restore gain power all disabled people will be ground up into a fine powder and used to make bread
Rorke suddenly has a problem with making women’s boobs bigger when it’s Zack Polanski doing it (even though it’s fake news made up by the Sun)
>protogf doesn't respond to my messages>active 20 mins after i sent themwhat games is she playing at here? she want me to go mental or something...
do wonder about you lot
>>219321236he should have been strangled at birth
i'll be voting for restore britain rupert lowe is the last hope for the anglo saxon man
>>219321255just shows leftypol has no standards or sense of shame whatsoeverwill happily support this misogynistic fraudster
Rorke suddenly has a problem with people choosing to go by a different name when Zack Polanski does it (even though he has a melty when you say Stephen Yaxley-Lennon)
>>219321157I'm Jewish, gay and vegan
>>219321258If it's fake news then why is their candidate for the upcoming by election defending it?
>>219321231no i'm still early-ish into the game
>>219321258So he wasnt a hypnotist?
>>219321259She's probably just asking the girl groupchat what to say because she is filled with nervous sexual energy lad
>>219321259Just jerk off to get post nut clarity Its not that serious twin...
Just found out a man who got caught being a cross dresser went to his kids hockey game in America and shot his wife and kids and then himself.America is brazyyyy
>>219321289By defending it you mean pointing out why it’s fake news. He never offered that service, the female journalist pressured him into doing it so she could write a clickbait story
>>219321297Need them processed in a giant factory like civilised people
>>219321282leftypol loves misogyny when it comes in the progressive form of supporting autogynephile nutcases and encouraging women to lop their tits off
>>219321192fucking howling
>>219321297I'll snap their necks with my bare hands like a real man
>>219321316lowkey u right doe. fyne shyte fighting her own battles. I gotta lock in twin. bless
>>219321297you're one to talk https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moa
>>219321256larping as the giant from jack and the beanstalk wont convince anyone you're 6 foot rorkeypops
>>219321298nice, enjoythat game is beautifulmade me cry desu
>>219321323if a journalist tried to "pressure" me into hypnotising her into having bigger tits id simply tell her such a thing was impossible because im not a fraud
>>219321300Yes he was a hypnotist. Perfectly legitimate and helpful service that many people benefit from.
>>219321353Just not in is it
>>219321351>have a hen that lays golden eggs>live in a castle in the clouds>still make your own bread from locally sourced livestockTrad Giant
Why does every ad that isn't about joining the army have wogs in it?
>>219321184Polanski's dad was the director of a company, had/has a property portfolio and he and both his step siblings went to private school
>>219321353frogberg seething
>>219321349you can just say moa bro, you dont need to link a wiki page as if people wont know what the moa extinction is... numpty ahh
>>219321380done me
>>219321361Except that isn’t what happened, it was hypnosis to improve body image and she wanted to *feel* as though her boobs were bigger, not physically increase their size. It was still stupid and he’s apologised and said he regrets it but it’s nowhere near the story people make out.
>>219321365>You want to vote Green
Great fun at the /brit/ meetup last night, hope to see you all again in May! x
IT'S PANCAKE DAYYES IT'S PANCAKE DAYIT'S PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PANCAKE DAY
>>219321365>Perfectly legitimate and helpful serviceWell if thats what you think.
>>219321380i dont know what the moa extinction is actually
>>219321413muppet
>>219321396Nobody involved in hypnotic breast enlargement should be prime minister
>>219321392Hes indian anyway
>>219321396it's OK lad we know you'll defend all manner of fraudsters and paedo scum as long as they have the correct opinions there's no need to lie any more just be honest for once in your pathetic miserable life OK
>Polanski’s dad was director of a companyLiterally anyone can be a director of a company for fifty quid, does Rorke think this is some sign his dad was a billionaire or something LOL
the great mr kippling angel slices extinction of May 18th 2016
>>219321412It is, many people benefit from it>>219321428Respectfully disagree >>219321432Bit of a jump there mate but ok
>>219321396>but it’s nowhere near the story people make out.Idk mate sounds like he's a grubby little grifter who will chuck principles aside to make a bit of coin From what we've heard about his lib dem days he's only interested in being popular and becoming leader Him and Farage would probably get on actually
>>219321376
>>219321413maoris wiped out big dumb defenseless birds on new zealand80 million years in isolation and within 100 years of humans landing on the islands they were gone
rorke getting jiggy with it
>>219321445no idea what this means can you link me wikipedia please lad?
>>219321459>durr what is logic
>>219321459>get me a picture of a British citizen!>here's a nog in a jungle>PERFECT!
leftypol's entire worldview collapses when you realize there is no country in the world in which multiracialism can be called a success
nth for the baddiedem
>>219321466https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Kipling_Angel_Slice_Extinction_2016
>>219321462And Haasts eagle
>>219321456Or he was just trying to do what the woman came in for and improve her body image maybe? But yeah let’s just assume the worst
>>219321359is it as good as mass effect? i always get a bit emotional when i finish a playthrough of the trilogy
>>219321489SingaporeMalaysia
>>219321500as a whole? nobut in places, it is better
>>219321359>made me cry desuWhy? At what possible moment
>>219321489*he posts from cherokee land on a computer made in china from accumulated wealth exploiting people historically, while eating thai green curry* yeah...
>>219321359it's a good game but not emotional at all where did you possibly cry
>>219321511not going to spoil anything
>>219321499It's not assuming the worst it's taking the facts of the situation and forming a conclusion
>>219321517Yeah human history is built on conflict and exploitation
>>219321517rorke disarmed, gobsmacked
we should all strive to be more Singaporean
out of teacakesit over
>>219321531could say that about life itselfmad innit
>>219321376>>219321484If you don't want blacks in the army take their sport rorke, get training ASAP
>>219321527Alright well good luck with that, if that’s the worst story journalists can dig up about his past then that’s great
>>219321005
>>219321517You would almost certainly be a slave and likely eaten alive by some opposing Iwi if it wasn't for the British civilising you but do go on
>>219321523Ive played it. Maybe it was emotional when my wife panam stuck around. But nothing that would make me cry
rorke in tears at the ending of Pink Sweets: Ibara Sorekara
Mohammad Yusuf is Reform's pick for Home SecretaryNadhim Zahawi is their pick for Foreign SecretaryAre you winning yet rorke?
>>219321517Done that chud freak
>>219321559oh they didn't eat people ALIVE did they?
>The Lenten fast traditionally emphasizes eating simpler, vegetarian food, and refraining from food that would give undue pleasure; as such, Christians historically abstained from meat, eggs and lacticinia (dairy products) during the 40-day fasting season of Lentyou are going vegan for lent, right lads?
>>219321560respect brucie's first playthrough
>>219321537
The only immigrants should be borderline slaves like the gulf states
>>219321579Giving up booze. As usual
>>219321555Notice your conveniently ignored my point about his power obsession in the lib dems and subsequent tantrum (and move to the greens) after not getting picked to stand in a constituency he didn't live inHe just wants powerWhen he couldn't get it through the lib dems he changed tac and shifted to greens
>>219321559You can't argue with ignorance mate, all i can say to you is I encourage you to do more research into NZ history and Māori culture. cheers
>>219321571yes, with Restore Britain!
is lent an anglican thing too
>>219321579Yes and only whole foods, so no leavened bread or anything out of a packet ready made.Also no booze.God bless.
>>219321599didn't know they existed
>>219321616Leftypol flummoxed
>>219321622Anglicans don't even go to church any more never mind the other stuff.
>>219321504Singapore exists precisely because multiracialism doesn't work. The malays wanted to impose affirmative action and the Chinese were not having it. That would be like if Texas separated from the US over affirmative action and then became a police state that didn't allow any conversation about race to even take place. >>219321517I'm not seeing an argument against borders here
>Zia Youssef chosen to be home sec under a reform governmentReminder the UK hasn't had a white male home secretary since 2010 except for a one week period with Grant ShappsReform apparently intend to continue this modern tradition
>>219321613Did my masters on pre-colonial Maori society mate
rorke waiting for Hitler's triumphant return
>>219321613>Māori cultureDoing the haka and um...
>>219321643boring bastard of a post this. if youre gonna do the whole incel who thinks his opinions of things is interesting to others or important routine at least make it funny x
>>219321642yeah but more people still participate in yearly traditions even if they don't go to regular church service
why don't you just call it /rorke/
>>219321642dont blame them when their priests preach from the guardian rather than yeh binble
mowing a ree
Suella Braverman, another former Conservative cabinet minister, is the last spokesperson to be confirmed.She will be focusing on education, skills and equality.
>>219321685So no reply. Got it
>>219321670o.O
leftypol doing thisrorke doing that
rorke doing this leftypol doing that
>>219321704what one are you mate? what are you wanting a reply to? sorry to leave you feeling unseen and unheard x
>>219321730no no that's all wrong
>>219321713leftypol: hi im that!>>219321730leftypol: hi im this!
yeah sendin this one outto my man killa bno doubt indeedwhere that weed?nomsayin?
Seems I'm sick again
Farage betraying the British people by stuffing his cabinet full of Tories, bravo Nigel.
>>219321768You've always been sick brah
sticky toffee pudding? I call it STP
we now go to dadberg for his cope on the reform cabinet
OhMyDAYS
>>219321768nothing a cuppa can't fix eh?
ordered a new ceramic pan
fucking HOWLINGrorke has been smacked around like a little bitch
Don’t care still voting Reform :)
>>219321769If i was being generous i would say having former and experienced politicians (and plenty of brown ones) gives you legitimacy and will help things like investment while also countering the racist nazi party smear that the left use.If i was being honest id say hes an establishment shill whos helping the same old cronies that people are sick of get back into power
>>219321811grim
well, rorke? what's it going to be?
>ordered a new ceramic pan
in 2017, JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon publicly announces that Bitcoin is a fraud and he will fire any one of his traders who buy bitcoin. As a result Bitcoin drops 24%. That weekend the largest buyer of bitcoin was JP Morgan and Morgan Stanley
DC;VRB
short kings...
>>219321811No idea who that is
>>219321831one cup of poo please mate
>>219321713
>>219321831A vote for the BNP
>>219321815wonder those work, i left a ceramic bowl on the stove once not realising it was turned on and the thing exploded, science truly is a marvel
Reform UKRestore UKAdvance UK
mad how shit and incompetent i am at my jobdont know how anything works dont talk to anyone dont contribute anything in meetingsgood job i work in public sector and im unsackableill just wallow in my incompetence in my mid £30k role comfy wfh forever and ever and ever
>>219321855screm
>>219321837just wait until my bitcoin diss track drops
rorke and leftypol are warning of what happens when you start believing the script pushed by people who have vested interests in you being upset and angry. I think a few posters here miss the allegory
Anti-Reform bots out in force today aren’t they? They REALLY don’t want Farage as PM for some reason…
>>219321811Why is it always British D-list e-celebs trooning out? PhilosophyTube, Finnster, and now this… Canadian troons are all just severely mentally ill nobodies
anyone up to start a new Whig party?
youve got ciggie butt brain mate
>>219321893Yeah it’s honestly kind of funny how obvious they are about their astroturfing and their divide and conquer tactics. We’re voting Reform and there’s literally nothing they can do about it :)
>>219321872Reduce UKReuse UKRecycle UK
>>219321893Lol Muhammad and Nigel scaled up their reform bot army on X ever since Rupert made his announcement. It’s crazy how threatened the inner reform circle is by Rupert I personally don’t even think his party will get close to reforms popularity but they must think different
>>219321897it's honestly a very strange phenomenon
>>219321873based replaced by AI within 5 years lad
>>219321811Why is she actually kinda fit tho?
>>219321893we're all voting restore
imagine trusting farage for anything after brexit lolpoles out pakis in!
what's this "restore britain" gimmick all about then
>>219321897PhilosophyTube only did it because he was obsessed with Contrapoints and to avoid being MeToo'd for sexually assaulting a fellow trans
I'm voting requiem
>>219321836why is that gay you get a non-stick pan without any chemicals in the coating
>>219321941Simple. Id be interested to see if Elon is bankrolling this
Personally I wasn’t a fan of reform until last week when I saw Nigel had set up “Reform UK Jewish alliance” now I’m onboard
>>219321945>to avoid being MeToo'd for sexually assaulting a fellow translmaooo he trooned out because he raped a man in women’s clothes??
just watched the second Hobbit movie. What kind of pipeweed was Peter Jackson smoking?
>>219321928he's actually kinda not
>>219321922Nice try with the divide and conquer sweaty but we’re still voting Reform! :)
>>219321928Because "she" is caked in makeup with good lighting with the camera at a pre determined angleCan she do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke? I doubt it
>>219321941just another gammonslop grifter i think
You lads see lots of rorke stickers around where you live? Seems to be a "make Britain great again" sticker on every other lamppost here, also "stop importing start deporting" is quite commonSome have been partially torn off by leftypol
>>219321974You can vote for whoever you want sweetheart I was only making an observation x
>>219321941The first actual nationalist option since the BNP
>>219321811why do they ALL do the AGP smirk
>>219321968https://youtu.be/vWRlxSGf_nsBasically this
>why is that gay you get a non-stick pan without any chemicals in the coating
>Police identify shooter who killed his ex-wife and son in a mass shooting at a high school hockey game as Robert Dorgan and say suspect also used female name
>>219321941Old fella with literal dementia gets kicked out of Reform for physically threatening one of the founders and generally just being a nuisance with a retard, chimps out majorly at Reform’s continuing popularity and sets up his own party that is basically just an ego trip for him. Safe to ignore it desu.
>>219322010good lad zia yusufcomes from good stock
>>219321997In English mate?
>>219322006Done him
>>219321961for me it was when he brought in nahim zadawi, im the only person in britain whos going to vote reform because of that amazing decision
>>219322010Sir the Indians will be going back Pakistanis are good hard worker you bloody
man just got zesty fodened
>>219322017Uh Zia aren't you meant to be busy running a party or something?
>>219322010Are Zia
>>219321962
>>219322010Why did he stop going by his real name? Mohammed Zia YusufThis is what reform voters accuse Zack Polanski of doing
>>219322010The brown boris johnson
reckon I'll just vote for myself
>>219322010This is who rorke wants in charge of immigrationThis literal poo in loo
>>219322010*purchases your right-wing anti-immigration party for £100k and expells anyone who is right-wing and anti-immigration*nothing personal sir
the fate of all NEET chads
>>219322043>Why did he stop going by his real name? Mohammed Zia Yusuffrom working with muslims so many of them are called mohamhead they sometimes go by their 2nd names
>>219321855i'm the top
>>219322042this was debunked btwhe probably trannied out to copy contrapoints but the timeline doesnt line up for him being the rapist
>>219322058Kek
Was a bit weird that day Zia Yusuf left Reform after that burqa row and Farage was beside himself saying weird shit like he lost his political soulmate
>>219322059tranny hands
>>219322062His name is Muhammad Ziauddin YusufCan reform gammons not handle that?
I'm not bent
ceramic pan prick
why do you care about immigration so much
Glad to see that Benyamin “Ben” Naeem Habib (born in Karachi, Pakistan) is merging his party with Restore!
Remember hearing a bunch of Deanos talking about Reform and how great Zia Yusuf is
>>219322059the online gambling adverts are so esoteric
Hmm yes, let us compare the meal deals should we?Waitrose £7.80:Just Ham wrap (no mayo, that's in the £8.90 tier)330ml can of Diet Pepsi (sugar is extra)25g pack of FrazzlesLidl £1.60Turkey, chicken and beef 6-inch sub with swiss cheese and a red onion reduction 2L bottle of own-brand coke (tastes better than Coca-Cola and beats it in every taste test)200g bag of "Dorydo" tortilla chipsLidl-brand Toblerone 4.5kg, one of them ones you get from airportsImagine being a Waitrose fag lol
immigrants should pay more tax
as long as Reform promise not to tax the rich they have my vote
>>219322100hate seeing brown people everywhere
>>219322109He's notHe's trying to get Lowe to merge with Advance because he wants to be leaderLowe understandably doesn't want a mong who falls for crypto scams and uses AI slop to promote his party
>>219322132Also/Lidl fags really do be like this!
doing a quick fart
>>219322042lmao
>>219322140at least you admit it's just about hatred. and you didn't come up with some muh heritage drivel. i can respect that
>>219322132Spaino loved his dogshit discount German ubermarches
ever since Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf threatened to shut down a British university that has been open since 1884 and is one of the best in Europe for Marine Biology because a small student debate society refused their request for a Q&A I’ve been fully onboard the reform train baby! #BritishValues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_uiYqG-SZQbuzzed again, pretending i'm a tragic alcoholic instead of just a bald alcoholic
thinking about getting a custom plate that says "TND 88"
>>219322100>Unprecedented change in society >Grooming gangs>Stagnant wages>DEI forced upon us>Waiting lists going up.>Council expenditure rising>distruction and removal of british culture to appease minorities
>>219322170>Heritage means nothing to me so it means nothing to anyone!Ah yes very good
Restore fox hunting. Reform fox hunting. Advance fox hunting
>>219322170well the hatred comes from the fact that every brown person reminds me about this: >>219322179
>>219322176replayed this recently, seems unrealistic for him to be addicted to both painkillers and alcohol, not only is using both extremely dangerous, but once you've done opioids alcohol just seems like a grim waste of time in comparison
we need more brotiers
>>219322132waitrose meal deal is a fiver. worth it to not have to rub shoulders with the unwashed working class, neets and browns who frequent lidl
it's just not on is it?
>>219322144Lowe doesn’t want Habib in his party? Hmm, strange that he tweeted this then
>>219322204>once you've done opioids alcohol just seems like a grim waste of time in comparisonfeel this about most drugs compared to booze.
>>219322204howve your poos been recently opioidaussie
>>219322132>tastes better than Coca-Cola and beats it in every taste testlmao nailed em
>>219322204don't care, my wife diedso i'm shooting people the face high as a kite
we should be genetically engineering superhumans instead of building machine intelligence
>>219322224yeah alcohol is just grim all around, but i still prefer it to weed>>219322225surprisingly good actually, did one earlier that was quite dense and it hurt my rectum a bit even though it wasn't that big, just solid as a rock
>>219322204wish opioids weren't so addictive and dangerous
they shouldn't call them parties. parties are fun
wish we had meth in Britannia
>>219322179delete all browns and mabye two of these issues go away
>>219322179ban the internet and cars then i guessmostly tabloid bollocks capitalismis it? this one is fair, but its mostly because the nhs is just dogshit and needs complete overhaulmight be a good point, don't know don't know what this means
>>219322220Did you read the full exchange?Habib says Lowe should merge into AdvanceLowe says he should merge into RestoreIt's just a 'no u' back and forth
>>219322253https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxqq5vahHKkshe's in parties
>>219322132Leftypol supporting international big business rather than a british company owned by its workers
spaino pretending rape victims don't exist again
>>219322255They say it’s basically just schizo meltdown simulator
>>219322253That's not fair, this 'conversation' is really interesting to follow isn't it?
>The unemployment rate for 16-24 year olds sits at 16.1%mentalwhat excuse do zoomers have they should be forced to toil
>>219322253politicians do have fun, at everyone else's expense
>>219322280she's in the can
>>219322258Well worth it then
>>219322275And you said Lowe doesn’t want him. Why did you lie?
>>219322293am 31 myself and have had maybe 6 months of employment total in my entire life
>>219322284you pretending your dollies are in the thread again
>>219322316hardest working australian
>>219322275Online squabbling already? Not a good look
right get it madeprefer a free sheldon edish
gf got me a new espresso machine for valentines and I’m struggling to get a decent coffee from it. need to keep practising but I’ve already gone through almost a whole bag of beans trying to get it perfect
>>219322353>>219322353>>219322353
>>219322331honestly trying to give centrelink the runaround could be a full time job in its own right
>>219322315Ah I see you're autistic and clearly lack the social skills to understand it's a way of avoiding bringing him into the party without insulting him
>>219322293How about the unemployment rape
>>219321185What's their age gap?
>>219322266>grooming gangs>mostly tabloid bollocksActually kill yourself