Peak District editionold thread: >>219321005
got the richard the fourth incel drivel on full blast as i eat my tesco meal deal
>>219322353marvellous edishvery well done
>>219322353where are the BAMEs
Which leaf colour does /brit/ prefer?
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>bradders imageSCREAMING
>roadman when he see katy at number 35 bus stop
>by saying “you’re welcome in the party” he’s actually saying “you’re not welcome in the party”Rorke mate
>>219322401that's all french and guinness :/
wish the gf acsh looked she does in her imessage pic
french vpn mong has been moving weird recently
Saw Paul Mason being mentioned yesterday
Becoming increasingly convinced that reform voters just have some sick humiliation fetish
could utterly batter any french cunt in existence into atomic dust
>Wesa gotsa land! Lookie, lookie, mesa seein' da land!
>>219322376Hes married and encourages you to go outside mate
You lads excited for the weekend? Double digits!
>>219322482Not really saying much is it mate?
went to ikea for the first time today, fuck me dead people weren't kidding about what a maze that place is
>reform stacking their front bench with islamic tories >yeah well this third party is lead by a muslim so you shouldn't vote restore bizarre stuff
Back from me morning walk down the seafront. Got a hot choccy for the cafe and some chippy chips. Was lush. Shame they had the pier closed, must have been due to the high waves.
>>219322482try it
>>219322503
>>219322514you get anything?
>>219322522Fuck off to /britfeel/
>>219322503get in
>>219322541was after a bed frame but couldn't find wherever they were hiding them, will just order it online can't be arsed
>>219322522You’re actually quite productive
>Hot dog! Look there, pals, I see the white cliffs! Welcome to your brand new home in England!
@grok is this an ai image?
>>219322514Going iykyea next week for some shelvingAnd a hot dog Maybe some knockoff daim they have too
We at /brit/ love those viral videos where there's really loud sad music blaring all over it.
/brit/ extends its condolences to Mickey Mouse and the brown people on the boat for their horrific facial injuries
>>219322522seen you next to bungalow cafe x
>>219322566heatherpaedo
yea, thought so
>>219322555usually once you reach the end of the maze there's a room full of plants and then after that it turns into a giant warehouse and all the flat pack shite is in that warehouse in cardboard boxesif you've correctly noted down the area code of your item you can then locate it within the warehouse and take it to the tills.
rorke eating peppermints
>>219322512haha guess not>>219322524*smacks you in your fucking head* *uppercuts you in the ribs**knees you in your nose and tears your hair out so i'm holding bits of your hair**kicks you on the floor like a football* *runs away laughing manically knowing another french monkey has bitten the dust*
lots of chinky-eyed chinese people in the city centre these days
southern france and northern france seem like two completely different countries
Rorke (me) sipping a cup of decaffeinated green tea
michael jackson dead
>>219322613yeah i knew there was a big warehouse area as i saw it through one of the windows but i couldn't find my way to it, was basically going in circles for about 15 minutes before i gave up
>>219322623Like north and south dakota
>>219322616>and tears your hair out so i'm holding bits of your hair*
having a curry at spoons
>>219322639They have lines on the floor for spastics to follow
why doesn't the government just give everyone a few million dollars, then everyone's happy
>>219322630racist barn
>>219322622not here but there are loads of romanians and other mystery brown people
>Gosh, that was quite a trip, wasn't it? Now just sit back and relax, everybody. We’ll be stepping onto dry land and starting our new adventure in England before you know it! Ha-ha!
>>219322661well they didn't here, there were signs with arrows but even when i'd follow them i'd end up in a dead end or somewhere that apparently had a different interpretation of what certain words meanstupid bloody swedes
>>219322623It is, or at least was two nations. The south of France used to have its own language called Occitan, which was more similar to Catalan than French. The Parisians were just more successful in assimilating the conquered south, such that hardly anyone uses their old language anymore, and there isn’t really much of a sense of distinct identity or political separatism etc
>>219322658Thank you for supporting Tim Martin
severely lacking in oxytocin due to my decades without physical contact with other humans
I don't like Farage but you gotta give diddyblud credit where credit is due, he did get the local elections put back on
>>219322685katy's crush
>once opened consume within 2 daysFUCK sake how am i supposed to eat 40 slices of ham in 2 days
I think the United Kingdom is heading towards a very dangerous place. I’m writing this with a lump in my throat because I genuinely do not want it to happen, and because so much of what is coming could have been very easily avoided. That, more than anything, is what makes this hard to sit with.I am, today, genuinely upset about it. It is strange how you can spend years being aware that bad things are likely to happen, analysing them, predicting them, even warning about them, and yet never quite absorbing it on an emotional level. You see it coming in an abstract way. You understand the trajectory. But you put it to one side. You compartmentalise it in your head and refuse to let it affect you. Stiff upper lip, etc., etc. I am very much like that.But today something has shifted. It has boiled over, and I have actually allowed myself to emotionally confront what I think is going to happen to us over the next ten years.
>>219322699severely lacking in oxycontin, me
>>219322715Get eating fatty
love wanking over french tarts like anissa kate and jessie volt and clea gaultier and melissa lauren
timothy chalet
love learning about southern france here
>>219322702>um all the local elections are cancelled because it looks like we're going to lose themeven by Labour's standards this was particularly egregious and bizarre
>>219322588Oh aye. You should have came over and said hello.
>>219322715If you’re awake 16 hours a day, that’s only 1.25 slices per hour for every hour that you’re awake over two days. Very doable.
>>219322723it's been5 and a half years
>>219322728Thomas Centreparcs
>>219322717If this isnt lifted directly from reddit I will be shocked. Shocked
how come northern france has good food but every other northern place has shit food
>>219322717>what I think is going to happen to us over the next ten years.
wish i were chinese but still lived in the uk
>>219322685Mad how shit ai was just 1 or 2 years ago
cheeky earlyhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1771292366179030.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1771292366179030.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1771292366179030.mp4
Insane that only 100 years ago the national sport of Australia was abbo shooting
Ordering a justeat and eating it in front of the paki who just handed it over
got warrants in Oxfordshire
>>219322765Northern Italian food is arguably better than southern
>>219322692Living in grey rainy Normandy and living on the Mediterranean coast must lead to different ways of life even aside from cultural factors
>>219322717Something has shifted today? Because Jesse Jackson died? Grow up
i've got ops in mcdonalds
>>219322792Wow really insightful observation here mate
>>219322790Anything is arguable
>Ouchie-wawa! No pitty-pitty, mesa friends! Mesa lookin' wit' de spyglass and seein' de land-o right dere! We-sa gonna be safe and sound in de new home soon, okie-day?
>>219322790yeh but northern italy is still southern europe
>>219322783You're the loser in this situation btwThey wipe their arse with their bare hands
really hate those people who stand at the entrance of department stores to greet you as you go in. like fuck you, i'm here to buy t-shirts not be forced to exchange pleasantries with a stranger
>>219322763is that boobies eyelash hahah
when i was 2 years old 9/11 happened i remember it well
>>219322802which is why normandy should be in the same country as britain
off to the park
>>219322781Surprising they couldn't pivot that to emu shooting
>>219322844'
>Jar Jar Binks sniffing the telescopescr
>>219322831It's just to give the elderly something to do stop being such a misery guts
>>219322781Add that to the Olympics
>>219322841Normandy has lots of nice countryside and post industrial shitholes filled with muslims so it would fit in pretty well
>>219322834unc is 26/27 lmao
outsourced my /brit/ posts to AI
>>219322834i was 11
>>219322792spain would blow your mind. you have super verdant places that are rainier than the uk in the north and literal desert in the south
I have a hatred of newsreaders stuttering. Extremely unprofessionalhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771332483375370.mp4
>>219322831Never seen that happen here
Hola, holaSomos los Billy BoysHola, holaNos reconocerás por nuestro ruidoEstamos hasta las rodillas en sangre fenianaRíndete o morirásPorque somosLos Billy Boys de Brigton
>>219322831For me? It’s those freaks lurking around with suits and clipboards trying to ambush you and sign you up to a store credit card
>>219322888ah good old english reserve
>>219322866what about bretagneceltic brothers aren't they
>>219322890scr
>>219322828They don't prepare the food you fucking mong.
>>219322881Same lad x
South Africa looks really nice despite all the chuds who try to paint it as a bad place
>>219322831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIFCWpn4qQ4
Just walked past Pret with a Greggs sausage roll in each hand, rain in my face like a true Peak District warrior.The sun broke through for 2.3 seconds and I swear I heard Oasis playing in the background.If that isn’t peak Britain, then tell me what is.
young girls out at the park
>>219322911They very frequently bust into your food order to steal part of it, getting hepatitis and shit all over your food in the process
>>219322917right well off you go then, have fun
>>219322917The nature is beautiful, but someone needs to restore order
>>219322917you ever watch wild at heart on a sunday night at your grandparents house knowing that schooltoil loomed on the morrow?looked pretty good on that show too old man called duplessis who ran a safari park and got up to all sorts of wacky adventures
betsy kettleman sex arse
Reform UK might genuinely have the most ethnically diverse front bench of any party
>>219322929Good to know AI still can’t replace me here. Utter dogshit
fucks with my autism that most 4channers think all white south africans are boers and not just like half of them
>>219322954she’s Scottish
>>219322929went for a wander up to the clifftops with a Greggs steak bake and a flask of builders’ tea, saw more pidgeon shit than tourists, and still made it back before the rain hit — peak Britain desu
>>219322954
smell like fucking PISS and FISH
might move to newcastle and take up smoking tabs
>>219322929Keir Starmer as an AI
>fucks with my autism
>>219322967Leftypol booing and hissing at this
>>219322997have you ever been
I only browse /brit/ for the gyaldem and big titty bitches posts. Don't read a god damn thing.
>>219322934ive been there and had fun, going back soon>>219322947yeah its unreal, very peaceful, I had a khoisan guide and he didnt even want a tip or anything>>219322952i will do that next sunday
>>219323019no, but i know they like to smoke tabs there
>>219323020
there are still 24,888 white zimbabweans according to wikipedia
>>219323020>>>/gif/Off you trot
Might smoke a tab in the toon like
loving the jon hamm meme
>>219323041that's just the number of times your mum has visited
>>219323063hes got a meaty cock has jon hamm
>>219322967
Jon hamm sandwich
>>219323063i don't really get it, but mumstein really likes it for some reason so maybe it just mainly appeals to old people or something
Really hope starmer doesn't block the vpnsIf he does then I've only got /gif/wanks left
>>219323063It’s a bit hamm fisted for my taste
>>219323081Phwoar get in, a bunch of bro tier Sikhs wow that's really convinced me to vote reform!
40 bombaclart slices of ham jon
>>219323081"im safe now pull the bloody bastard benchod drawbridge up"
i've been to australia
>>219323123how is tasmania
>>219323105he not allowed
>>219323099*dances with yer mum real close*
wonder what the flatulence of asian women smells like. quite fishy i imagine
>>219323134rather beautiful place, actually looks a fair bit like england, but the people there are quite weird
>>219323134Devilish
Is leftypol still shilling for Restore and Rupert Lowe to try and make people forget about Reform? Shameless cunt isn’t he?
Reform UK just turning into the Conservatives again. SAD! Nigel Farage wasn't racist enough, he'll have to pack his bags and start over with a new party!
>>219323137Forbidden due to a lack of a ticket
>>219323123couldn't pay me to sit on a plane for 24+hours only to end up somewhere where they speak english
>>219322967>>219323081Rupert Lowe is going to get crushed. Reform will save the UK :)
>>219323142Grim
>>219323143Like shit I presume
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tiqoX4rzT2Yforgetting myself on thisforcing myself on brucie's mum
>>219323040Thanks >>219323044Didn't read that
the based brit expat in poland vs the virgin spaino
>>219323142your smart meter can be hacked mate
>>219323163Waheguru!
>>219322450O'Edogbo
>>219323081My landlord is a Sikh and he's a cunt. Absolute joke I have to pay rent to him because the local council can't and won't give a council house, meanwhile an African family just moved into a three bedroom council house down the road.
>>219323196scrimmage
got a preem BD off some choom earlier lads
thing is with modern technologies we could absolutely make britain white again create white babies and make wogs raise themthe more civilised wogs that is, the barbarians will all be deported
Actually embarrassing how scared Reform are at being called racist
>>219323143i wish i could answer this. virgin freak me
>>219323196Is that a bloody crocodile on a bloody bicycle? This guy is a character!
>>219323203Maybe you should have tried harder at school mate and you wouldn’t be in this position.
rupert lowe got 75,000+ retards to give him £25 in less than 48 hours. Oh my days, chuds are the easiest "people" to scam
>>219323220they'd get more votes if they just said they were
off out now to the wankcentre to meet with my wank coach and talk about all the wanking I've been doing recently
>>219323228Yesterday you were supporting him
>>219323228I'm one of them and proud
>>21932322875000 people and he only got £25? that's shite
time to see what absolutely heinous dogshit Spotify is serving me up in the ol' Discover Weekly
>>219323240a wankderful day for you
>>219323244lol
>>219323224How about fuck you and fuck landlords.
Coccodrillo bicicletto
>>219323264What about a Gaylord
>>219323264palantir? scan this post for antisemitism and decide the poster's fate
Scrannnnn.
Did the botnet pedos raise the $125 that they needed?
>>219323264Whats wrong with renting? Home ownership leads to conservativism and dangerous right wing thoughts
>>219323228Not a chance this is true. I doubt Restore have had more than 5k+ individual donors.
>>219323264Scrappy screeching at this you just know it was written by some 16 year old who's just read Marx for the first time
>>219323148He never was.He has videos about the Muslim vote and that they need pandering to as their numbers rise. Which isn't an incorrect statement
Just seen a picture of this Clavicular fellow and he's ugly?
>>219323264Being a landlord is a job, takes up literally more time for me managing my property portfolio than a full time job would with less of the job security
>>219323291scanning...scanning...scan completethis poster is white europeanANTISEMITISM DETECTED IN POSTER DNAverdict: death
I ran the numbers a while back, and I probably need the supplemental landlord income of at least a 10-unit apartment building just to attain the sort of lifestyle that used to be attainable for a postman of the 1950s
my gf is a doctor so i'm just going to wife her and become a neet househusband
>>219323020Based x
>>219323292>cheap nasty sausages>pancakes with nothing on them>tater tots(?) instead of proper hash browns>yolk already broken2/10 best I can do
>>219323340*Gets obliterated by an AI-guided israeli drone*
>>219323347bloody hell is the situation so bad for women in australia that neets can get rich doctorpuss?
>>219323308Join the party
Just saw an extremely cringe post
wonder if the toilfu is shaven down there
i think it's proper for the peasantry to live under a lord
>>219323364>pancakes with nothing on themWhat do Brits put on pancakes
>>219323241that wasn't me, I support Reform like any rational person would >>219323242you are an idiot>>219323308you have to pay to be a member and they showed us the numbers
>>219323369>it hit the wrong person in the wrong countryabout what i expected from ai
>>219323344Write a Substack essay on this? It might go viral in Alt-Lite circles.
nth for the holodem
Sikhs and Hindus insert themselves into everything even when they're not wanted. They have zero self-awareness.
>>219323395you are the peasantry netanyahu is your lord
>>219323377generally not, no, however she loves me because i'm special
It's mad how leftypol says trust the science but if the science suggests trannies are just autistic faggots that have been manipulated into chopping off their dicks they screech and whine just as bad as rightoids screeching about vaccines
>>219323397Cheese
toil in an hour. i feel tired out and very sore. its going to be a long afternoon/evening.
>>219323143My gf is Chinese and she almost never farts so I don't know
>>219323404Best I can do is a /brit/post. Not sure anyone needs more long form Substack blackpills
I wish I had an American wife and lived in the US with her
sticking my finger up my culo
>>219323426nobody was talking about any of this?
I work at a petrol station. Ask me anything.
>>219323292>>219323364That's HHL's din dins at the American Diner in Flamingo Land.
>>219323435Could you imagine yourself having a white girlfriend/wife in the future?
>>21932337960k Russian bots
>>219323457Yeah? What's it called on the menu then?
>>219323449you ever drink some of the petrol? as a treat?
>>219323449who are you most misbehaved customers
Scots are racist filth
>>219323397lemon and sugar
>>219323449Can I pay in stamps?
>>219323479how bizarre
>>219323479Do you stim like crazy flapping your arms around making weird little noises when you do your autism ritual posting?
>>219323463Could be
>>219323449You ever try pumping some petrol up your arse
>>219323449can i use your bog please
its not looking good
well that's sweet & sour diced chicken breast air fried to perfection in a silicon sleeve
lots of drama happening over in the NBA
>>219323449Worked in one once and they told me to watch out for anyone with an irish accent (gypsies)
>>219323479Curious looking dish, what is it lad?
>>219323457Need a one way ticket from her waste passage to my gobbler
>>219323449just grabbing a mushroom slice, put it on the slate
>>219323526yea?
which top gear special is best
Are these Disney films as popular with zoomers as they were with millennials?
took some nitty's spice paper off him and the little scrote gave me death threats lmao
The escort replied to me ladsShe used the Smiley Face with Hearts Emoji again but also the Face Blowing a Kiss emoji this timeIs that a good sign? IDK if escorts usually do that
i wonder if anyone is stupid enough to believe the daily mail and the sun when they said epstein worked for russia and not israel. i think at that point of stupidity you'd be unable to understand the premise entirely and probably unable to read
>>219323490What’s the ploblem
rorke doing top gear
>>219323552Didn’t they all get banned off Disney+ for being racist or something
>>219323546hard to beat the kino Botswana one although the Bolivia one is very good too
>>219323565man who thinks the prostitute likes him for real
>>219323565I am a regular with a few girls and they never do that to me. She must have feelings for you.
>>219323565blow your head smoove off
>>219323574>Cutting off the part where he states eases won't apply to a number of countries and cites American and Australian partners as people who could move
I'm always surprised by how well people remember song lyrics. I am really bad at remembering them. Even zoomers seem to know all the words to every song since 1960. I've seen them in bars and clubs singing along to old songs knowing every word.
>>219323574Miscreants. Real fucking miscreant hours this is.
>>219323481Cheeky chappy tradesmen.>>219323496Card only. No stamps.>>219323527Oh, racist bastard was he?
>>219323623you might just be a fucking retard honestly
>>219323630>Card only. No stamps.Then you're breaking the law
>>219323604Really?
>>219323574scream
Sad to say I'm being filtered by Louis Borges ficciones. I like maybe one in five stories, I might be too stupid to understand it.
>>219323449ever been robbed?
>>219323623*thumbs up emoji*
oh was the woman you're paying significant amounts of money to have sex with sweet and kind to you? Who could have predicted that
>>219323630>Oh, racist bastard was he?It was run by indians but yeah
what do they call rorke and leftypol in the states then?
worst gimmique ever
>>219323608Yh x
Sorry that I interrupted your OCD ritual
>>219323666redneck and pinko
>>219323666cody and brody
Going to eat a packet of hula hoops
>>219323666custers and leftypol
>>219323666chett and brandon
>>219323666cody and cregg
>>219323623my follow up question: do people listen to songs on repeat at home learning every word either deliberately or unconsciously? how else do they know the words to hundreds of old songs from before they were born?
Mad that vegans cant eat pancakes. Poor bastards
>>219323643How's that?>>219323650No, never even come close.
keep seeing AI-generated youtube videos that have millions of views but only a hundred or so comments and most of them are just emoji spam, the internet these days is fucking creepy
>>219323690could I have one
>>219323574Least dishonest leftypol
>>219323703You have to accept legal tender
>>219323666chud and troon
>>219323700pancakes are shitjust do the eggs
Mad that vegans cant eat poo. Poor bastards
rorke having sugar and lemon on his pancakesleftypol having maple syrup
>>219323699because they've probably heard them a hundred times on the radio/spotify/TV or whatever?
rorke and leftypol rolling up a pancake and eating it from each end
>>219323723gfblatt is a vegan but still swallows my spaff
>>219323718Stamps aren't legal tender and I'm not obligated to accept anything. I'm free to use my judgement.
>>219323700I married a vegan
>>219323595No they didn't. They were woke then and still are now. I think there is just more competition from cgi animated films made between 2000s-20s vying for zoomers' attention. Films like Frozen took the spotlight away from Disney's hand-drawn animations.
>>219323759>>219323759
>>219323723Poo can be vegan; they just need the consent of the pooer. Same as how semen is an animal product, yet vegans drink that all the time.
>>219323743right well that's her exposed as a performative faker then
>>219323599Well he’s also a man who thinks he’s a woman so it’s not like matey had the firmest grip on reality to begin with.
Ah yes the married man ready and able to take pictures of his wife's vegan pancake mix at 1:30pm on a Tuesday for his mates on 4chan
*pays you in Falkland pounds*
>>219323789Wfh lunch break you big poof
>>219323753:(
>>219323781but anonim a troon too
>>219323805How convenient.
it's ramadan tomorrow
>>219323933dans on suicide watch
pee
poo
