gala pie edish
treasure planet, prince of Egypt, now that's Disney kino
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>bradders imageSCREAMING
anyone else think that ChatGPT's responses have become so utterly schizophrenic to read now
Is poo vegan?
non-whites deserve racismit keeps their egos in check
>>163389307brisbane, loads of em here. sorry for late reply x
off to bed
>>219323806How about Brisbane and it’s Bane getting circumcised
>>219323796>schizophrenic why has this term become so overused
>>219323759How do they buy such a long egg? x
>>219323812night matex
Great Yarmouth first is doing to sweep the local electionsRestore will get their first councillors
I thought it was Wednesday today. Fuck my life. The weekend eludes me once more!Toilberg: 4,837,507Me: 1 (tricked the employee tracking software with a USB mouse jiggler)
>>219323825same place mcdonalds get their thick eggs
On rerd anyone want out x
The Germans are building a new steam locomotive to try and break Mallards speed record.
>>219323825Long egg
>>219323812*pecks you gently on the cheek*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS-bWDwPonI
>>219323825
>>219323846based Hullmong
>images(4).jpg
>>219323846Can you find out if acupuncture herbs are, in fact, effective?
>>219323846herbs
>wake up at 12pm>immediately start generating and spamming images of your imaginary world of interracial cuckoldrywhat a life
>>219323865BWC
catowicz and dogbaum going at it
>>219323846Off out to get some boyes, eh, poofter?
>>219323855chinese dragon egg
>>219323886You mean fucking?
I've been noticing the influx of chinese into london and last night I got a real confirmation of that first time in my life my area sounded like hiroshima for chinese new year
little chinese fella banging a gong with a lampshade on his head
No one who posts here actually lives in London grow up
>>219323886feel like you can't use catowicz because its the name of a city in polandbit confusing innit
white people be like dude lets make a gravity bong
>>219323898you don't live in London fuck off
piss off
Wife bought some woke maple syrup thing for our pancakes and when I asked her how much the bottle was she told me it was 10 quidWhat happened to Nutella and a sprinkle of sugar?
Me? Live in Westminster
Five cheese straws and a custard tart happy days x
>>219323937kek wife moment
nige admitted they kicked rupert lowe out because he wanted mass deportations
>>219323933
i've honestly never had a pancake in my life
any bruxism man in?
>>219323937We've all been there!
>>219323937>What happened to Nutella and a sprinkle of sugar?I think you mean lemon and sugar don't you?
woke maple syrup from an anti racist tree
>>219323944That's actually just one cheese straw, bet you feel like a fucking idiot.
sir cock pong
>>219323937Maybe your wife has taste and isn’t a fat childish mong like you?
>1pm - 3pmWhat the fuck am I supposed to do between these times then?
>>219323977pipe down pipsqueak
What in the Bransholme
>>219323977creamed that rorke mong
>>219323954dc;vr
>>219323944right well that's an unrealistic amount of food for one person to eat by themselves
Still mental that this mong actually voted for Trump 3 times
>>219323957same
>>219323968Granddad tier topping, absolutely grim and horrid>>219323977Nah mate Nutella is elite. Spread it all over, roll it up into a cylinder, little sprinkle of crunchy sugar on top (cinnamon sugar even better), mostly for the texture
Right. So did you kick off then?Almost did mate. Almost fucking did
>>219323997you forgot the B on the end of that mate
>>219324011to be fair, he was probably in prison and didn't want to get BBCd to death
If they want to stop gangs recruiting children lower the age of criminal responsibility
>>219324010>absolutely grim and horridLmao, yank tastebuds spotted
>>219324011it looks pretty shit
>>219324011is that an adult wearing shorts?
THROWING MY VAPE IN THE BIN ON MY WALK LATER
>>219324011absolute madlad
>>219324029ah yes, BBC'd to death by the white nationalists
>>219324011Omds rorkes creps
>>219324044A don doesn’t wear shorts
>lemon and sugarThe luftwaffe aren’t flying overhead anymore unk lmao you dont have to live this way anymore
Oh sorry I forgot if it's 34c outside it's unacceptable for an adult to wear anything other than jeans
>>219324049i'm talking about the guy with the tattoo
sometimes things are nice without highly processed goo spread onto it
>>219324036>for £380Just isn’t true. They aren’t making more than £380 selling a phone or stripping for parts
>>219324067i get me shorts out whenever it hits 20 degrees
>>219324073surely a hitler tattoo would make the prison blacks want to rape him to death even more
>>219324063Yes mate during rationing there's famously a surplus of fresh imported fruits
>>219324086Only fat people do this
having gosling feelings again
>>219324074goo
white stuff came out of my willy
>>219324089he joined a nazi gang for protection is what i'm saying
What exactly are we supposed to do in this situation, lads?
>>219324093oh :|:(
>>219324098happened to me in my sleep last night
leftypol quickly scanning through jesse jackson's wikipedia so he can pretend to care about his passingrorke quickly scanning through jesse jackson's wikipedia so he can pick holes in his legacy
>>219324093Not buying that. When I was fat I hated having to wear shorts or a t shirt
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/lx4ajKuIM0zaam2b46drNg/order/asc/ziedy's bizarre pre-BBC spam ritual
>>219324097im scared
>>219324106way i look at it is the sooner you start sucking the sooner you can go back to bed
>>219324111you must not wank very often
>>219324130um
>>219324105well he should have joined a black gang if he didn't want people to think he was a racist when he got out then. He could have got cool tattoos instead
>>219324106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwh33riT5Ys
>>219323896obviously not you odious little guttersnipe
>>219324139don't get locked up mate
>>219324131aye haven't had a wank since saturday
>Greater Manchester Police are investigating the Labour Party over a Gorton and Denton by-election campaign event, according to the Telegraph. Around 600 people at a dinner for south Asian community members were told to hold up posters supporting Labour candidate Angeliki Stogia "if you want to get fed"...>The police are now investigating Labour for the alleged electoral offence of bribing voters with food - called "treating".Deary me
>>219324139well, that's what i would do. but i'm different to other white boys, so i'd be accepted
Just bought the new phone, got a bit ripped off because they only had a slightly more expensive model with ai which I probably won't use.
>>219324174grim grim grim
>>219324174sir oink a lot to win it!
>>219324174Leftypol entering copemode to find some way of excusing this third world behaviour
>>219324174>>219324188Only grim but is the police getting involved over what's obviously a joke
>>219324205>>219324209Right on cue kek
2026 year of the hapa zoomer gf https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1771333564347737.mp4
>Nutella is eliteDeano my son!
>>219324203It's bloody disgusting that there's a communist on there
would
>>219324230why
>>219324209this clearly isn't a joke lolhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RM6Ou2eFx7A
Ramadan Mubarak to anyone on /brit/ celebrating this month!
keep it
>>219324234the Greekette wifey
Ramadan Mubarak to my Muslim and Muslim-curious colleagues on /brit/!
go the techmoan on
>>219324260Don’t those piercings inside your lip gradually destroy your teeth
>>219324193this is your future if you don't settle down with a girl by 30, 35just so all you lads are aware
The escort replied to me lads, said she's happy to keep seeing meShe used the Smiley Face with Hearts Emoji again but also the Face Blowing a Kiss emoji this timeAlso used an "xx"Is that a good sign? IDK if escorts usually do that
>>219323954And thats a good thing!
>>219324260>>219324268That's a piercing? Thought it was some sort of braces
>>219324268Old wives tale. They increase one's pengaciousness. That much we do know.
>>219324090Done him
>>219324266Ramadan Mubarak HUSSEIN Obama
Judaism: loads of super complex rules clearly laid out. Jews find ways to dodge them all and trick God.Islam: general guidelines to live your life by. Muslims turn them into absolute theocratic law.
>>219324319Islam is fucking chock full of specific rules to live by you mong
saw this porn scene once where the girl was autistic and saying things like "oh yes if you keep thrusting into my vagina i will achieve climax"
>>219324174Back in the 1800s they used to turn up with a few barrels of ale as a bribe
>>219324319Probably thought this was very clever did you?
>>219324295yeshe's saving herself for me tho so don't get any ideas
>>219324328they're all from the Hadith which was basically made up by fundamentalist scholars after Muhammed diedMo' never said any of dat
>>219324174>Labour holding a south Asian dinner>Reform canvassing with "bro tier" Sikhs >Green candidate dressing up like a paki>Lib Dems and Tories irrelevant Who does the white man vote for?
>>219324295Omdz unc
I'm officially VAT registered lads.
>>219324364Sir Oink-a-lotthe only haram candidate
I hope that Lowe will be able to normalize remigration talk across the Commonwealth. Pic related is a Conservative former premier of Alberta (chuddiest province) sperging at Canada’s foremost remigration activist.
>>219324260>>219324336my wife
>>219324331There's an excellent video on M-less where someone rapes a down syndrome girl and she starts foaming in the mouth and screeching. By the end of the video he chokes her until she dies
>>219324347surely fundamentalists wouldn't invent new religious literature by virtue of what fundamentalist means
>>219324396the fuck
>>219324396That doesnt sound excellent at all. Sounds very unexcellent actually
back in my day we called it fathermore
>>219324193so this is escortmong
Motherless got rid of all their very good videos a long time ago...
>>219324391Also spelling his surname wrong (maybe to try to dodge defamation claims?); it’s Tyrie
>>219324380good tax paypig
>>219324364advance/restore
Looking forward to having some pancakes later. Got that blackcurrant jam and syrup on tap x
>>219324396Thankfully, you need a digital ID to view this now
My favourite porn video that I can't find anymore is a Polish girl being absolutely fucking disgusted when getting fucked by a black refugee. At the start of the video his cock is so incredibly dry going in and out of her pussy but by the end of the video his cock is so unbelievably soaking wet while her face is bright red and she can barely muster a grunt.
>>219324437indispensable for B2B I'm afraid
Think I might have a wankington upon trent
advancerestorereclaimreformsee itsay itsort itreusereducerecycle
>>219324347It was all "made up" by Muhammad's followers thoughbeit
>>219324455what are you planning to wash it down with? and what colour tray?
need to descale the kettle but keep forgetting to buy descaler
>>219324456not if you're friends with a minister and get to see it in person
>>219324455gwarn
>>219324463I’m a Sort It UK supporter. Clear them out
>>219324472sugar and lemon juice
>>219324479I'm a reduce voter I'm part of the anti-growth coalition
>>219324472Have you tried Nutella
>>219324464they were not prophets and thus fallibleif Mo didn't write it then you shouldn't trust it
thinking of signing up to give blood solely to have nurses dote over me and admire my hench bodydo you get to go to a hospital to do it or is it in a Boots carpark or some shit? Not doing it if I don't get to go to a hospital and feel important.
>>219324484what is his kettle, a pancake? haha xx
>>219324499>if Mo didn't write it then you shouldn't trust itHe didn't write the Quran either
>/brit/ is having an unironic hadith reliability debateomds
>>219324497I barely know Ella.mmmmmwahey
>>219324457rorke unmasked
just got back from my booze shop, the 'walk of shame' as I think of it now with me carrying bags of booze in broad daylightI will NEVER order booze off delivery apps however. not because of the wee paki fellas but because shit is too expensive
>>219324499wasn't he a paedo
>>219324471>what are you planning to wash it down with?Probably some cloudly wemonade or wandelion and wurdock.>and what colour tray?Probably the iconic blue one.
>>219324508GAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAAAAA
happy luna new year lads x
>>219324527Buying alcohol is very normal and no one cares
>>219324535he was only flesh and blood mate
no rorke, having ben shapiro like your x post does not merit extra credit on your cv
Right. Farage has just made an important admission. He said it was when I started talking about mass deportations that it was the moment he realised he ‘had to get rid’ of me.What did I actually say that Farage felt he had to ‘get rid’ of me over? The following position.Please read, and let me know who you agree with…I stated that if communities of foreign nationals knew that their husbands, cousins or brothers were industrially raping vulnerable white girls, and did nothing? Then yes. They should all be deported.Dual nationals involved in the rape, then yes - they go too. We must revoke their citizenship, and remove them from our country.As we have seen in our inquiry, this was happening ALL OVER towns. Thousands of foreigners knew about the rapes, and thousands were involved.Yes. I would deport them all. I would actually give the death penalty to many too, to be entirely honest.This is vile, vile evil. Please listen to me when I say this. Do not underestimate the extent of that evil. It goes on and on and on.So if a Pakistani woman knew her foreign husband was gang-raping a 12 year old in the basement, and didn’t tell the police? Then yes. She is complicit, and she should be sent back to Pakistan. The husband might not be so lucky. I have now heard the personal story from those 12 year olds. Dozens of them. I am beyond furious at what these women have been through. ANYONE who knew must feel the full brutal force of the law. I make no apologies for that. WHATSOEVER.Farage wants these savage animals free to roam around British streets, fine. That’s his choice.If he disagreed, he should have said so behind closed doors rather than the Reform leadership reporting me to the police, getting the armed police to raid my home and trying to unsuccessfully put me in prison.My position remains consistent and clear. I want to round these foreign rapists and their accomplices up, and I want to remove them all from our country.
indian food is so good, ill never understand why /brit/ mocks it. i still think loads of you are yanks on vpns desu
Rorke Rorke Rorke Leftypol Rorke Leftypol Leftypol Rorke Rorke!!!!!!
>>219324527please tell me it wasn't from aldi or lidli always think less of people now if i see that blasted logo in a cupboard or a counter...
>>219324477Corr looks lush that lid x
>>219324568I make my own
>>219324568i have had some good indian food before but mostly it's overrated slop
all my guiness gone
>>219324562
holla holla holla y'all
desperately need a fun black gf
>>219324562Someone needs to slip Lowe a copy of Mosley's tomorrow we live to read for a bit of inspiration
nowt wrong with a bottle of stephanoff
Need to get on the medical cannabis
bit quiet
>>219324721the usefulidiotdem
>>219324724chobbly weblebin popgreblit
>>219324724we're all busy being virginous pooers
>>219324624i guess that cunt getting eaten
>>219324721Average reform uk voter
did muhammad ever do that thing where you're on your own and you look at your own arse and think about shagging it
Anyone else have vengeful fantasies?
>>219324097Do indians seriously sit and watch this stuff all day?
>>219324774judging by how they pray, he preferred looking at other blokes arses
>>219324562But suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs,your family tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths!You try to open the door, but there's too much blood on the knob--
was subject to barebeating on the bus earlier
>>219324721Don't give a fuck about jews or muslims but if flying an Israeli flag pisses off leftists and pakis then I'm all for it desu
Bit frustrating that I have to stick on my VPN and pretend to be french just to have a quick wank, but if it's that or giving my face to the porn company then it's a fairly obvious choice.
>>219324174classic labour
brotherberg has become intolerant of cheese in his mid twentiesbit worrying that you can be eating cheese one day and then a week later it's making you shit yourself
>>219324770i'm a hoodlum nigga
I won't say what I'm intolerant of
>>219324811Proxy off, Mossad
>>219324828same thing happened to my brother except it was type 1 diabetes
>>219324817jacqueing off to a porneaux then are we
>>219324174holding up posters is voting?
>>219324870If I'm a kike then you're a paki, you can't win by saying anything about Israel.
shrove tuesday
>>219324876No, who said it was? ESL are you?
Grandad warned about Labour governments before he died. He said 'You'll be begging for them to be out again before long'. He also talked a lot about black people on the adverts. My sister didn't attend his funeral, but I did.
scrancake day
>>219324870You can support both Hitler and Netanyahu.
>>219324875VGH les euanqueurs britanniques
>>219324875Oui est tres bien
>>219324871right well that isn't exactly the same thing isn't it?
Why don't UK people frame their degrees like the Americans
I am rubber You are glueAnything bad you say bounces off me and sticks to you
>>219324924bragging is uncouth
>>219324918Have American pancakes replaced British ones now?
>>219324924they put them in their email signatures instead
>>219324924It just feels like an extension of school here
>>219324930I like you and I hope you have a good day
>>219324924I can't remember if I got a physical degree, no idea where it is if I did.
>>219324892It’s a nice silver lining to a cloud of shit that Canada’s migrant underclass mostly consists of jeets, so there’s none of this sort of tension found in the UK; you’re not automatically a Mohammedan for opposing Israel
I think it's because unless you went to oxbridge nobody gives a shit
>>219324905bit of a cunt your sister?
>>219324924>>219324972My uncle went to Cambridge, and he had it framed, but he kept it on the wall of a storage room in his basement
>>219324944>Have American [insert thing] replaced British [insert thing] now?The answer is always either 'yes' or 'not yet'
>>219324967There's fuck-all Jews inbeither of our countries so you've basically done yourself
>>219324901what does feeding people in exchange for helping during a campaign have to do with actual treating?
>>219325016you think their expectation of that group stop at holding signs?
looking at things to buy to make me happy
>>219325009Have American immigrants replaced British jet engines now?
>>219324606at least she has a positive canthal tilt
>>219324944Brit pancakes are just crepes, which are FrenchDont even ask about rorkes crepes
>>219325038Only works if it allows you to pursue a hobby or further one you're passionate about.
>>219325053Mongmaxxing
>wait why is rorke lowkey kind of "the chosen one" right now?overheard a gaggle of female stacies discussing this in starbucks
>>219324983Yeah she's actually turned out to be a bit of an arsehole in different ways. Mooching off my mum and refusing to get a job. No idea how to make her better
>>219325051Not yet.
>>219325016>feeding people in exchange for helping during a campaign have to do with actual treating?Because it's bribing voters. They're not campaign staff, nor were they necessarily Labour party members. Can tell you're a wog.
>>219325076>Mooching off my mum and refusing to get a job.this is the way
i'm indigenous australian
>>219325076get her shagged
>>219325075what was their conclusion?
>>219325076Ah I see, taking up your rightful spot as NEET of the household?
have cheeseburgers replaced the royal navy yet?
>>219325057Rorke’s crepes
>>219324905Trip on EW
>>219325109Not yet >hey that lad was right, this does work for anything
>>219325110elton
>>219325110elton left that load a bit too long in his arse
>>219325057Not even remotely trueOur pancakes are thicker than french crepes The french didn't invent sticking a milk, flour and egg mixture in a frying pan lol
hola amigos, come esta
Glad I don't have to compete at head NEET with my sister. Good thing she got married off and is neeting on someone else's wages now.
>>219325099i didn't stick around, worried they would clock me as rorke and jump my bones. i grabbed a cakepop and got the hell out of there
>>219324791Rattled
i'm a princess
>>219325091what does attending a dinner and holding up a poster have to do with voting? if they weren't doing it outside the poll on the day of the election then it clearly was not illegal or problematic in any way
was contemplating a haircut but it's too late in the day now, they'd give me a shite haircut because it's 3pm and their mind is on dinner and getting out the dooronce went for a haircut at 16:30 and it was the worst haircut I've ever had by a large margin
Will the Royal Navy be Restoring (UK) the rum ration now that the woke’s been put away?
>>219325179glad im not the only one who thinks about these things.
>>219325179cut it yourself
i messed up we gotta go bald
haram innit
the problem is i don't need to buy anything i bought good stuff before and don't need new stuff now what i bought is very good and works wellbut i still want new stuff
>>219325173Spaino’s back exploring Vancouver
>>219325173>what does attending a dinner and holding up a poster have to do with voting?It's holding up a poster for a political candidate. >if they weren't doing it outside the poll on the day of the election then it clearly was not illegal or problematic in any wayHave you read the law? Our law, not your stinking paki law from back home
>>219323759
>>219325221he was proper mindraped by you
>>219325181will the cheeseburger be Restoring(EU) the bourbon ration now that the gun ration has been expanded??
not fun anymorenot funny anymore
>>219325229>nomoHate this wog way of typing/speaking and hate that it's coming here
My brother has learning difficulties so really he was always going to be the NEET by rights, unfortunately it meant my sister and I had to put some effort in to survive on our own. So naturally I went and got a degree in journalism at an institution that laughably calls itself a university and smoked a lot of weed, while she went off and got a PhD in immunology. Now who's laughing eh? Who? None of us, not my retard brother, me with my massive mortgage or her with her stressful job and quickly withering ovaries. We're all fucking miserable.
>>219325190the thoughtful man's burden
>>219325229I can do this on my ebike
>>219325173>>219325016>>219324876lol
>>219325229Wish i could do that desu
Quite enjoying all this Loweposting on /pol/ lately. Politics has been boring af for ages until these past few days. Anyways, time to get sorted and head off out soon.
>>219325260>None of us, not my retard brotherhe must be laughing unless he's been sectioned off
>>219325260I'm not laughing, I'm cryingMy mums not laughing, she's pissing herself
it's south asian gf summer 26 and we are NOT backing down
>>219325260bet you wish you could go back and have another go LOL
>>219325276Bodied that freak
>>219325280i really dont think our evil corrupt institutions will let him gain any more power.
>>219325301I would inevitably make the same mistakes
used to know a girl who did something called "smileys". a smiley was the act of lighting a lighter until the metal cover was red hot, and branding yourself with it, in the shape of a smile
save europa
NATOnaziashkenazitranny (sex) offenders
>>219325280he's gone mental
>>219325326kek me too
>>219325328fucking hell really??
>>219325328used to know this girl that'd tattoo herself a bunch couldn't relax around her if she had her tattoo gun near
>>219322353>>219322353>>219322353>>219322353
>>219325328Hot tbdesu
leftypol demanding muslim grooming gangs gain legal routes to british children
>>219325376why would she tattoo you too if she caught you?
>>219325223>>219325276>A person shall be guilty of treating if he corruptly, by himself or by any other person, either before, during or after an election, directly or indirectly gives or provides, or pays wholly or in part the expense of giving or providing, any meat, drink, entertainment or provision to or for any person—>for the purpose of corruptly influencing that person or any other person to vote or refrain from votingwhat does holding up a poster have to do with influencing that person to vote or refrain from voting?extending the definition of treating to campaigns happening before the election is archaic and has to do with politicians paying (directly or indirectly) or promising to reimburse people to travel long distances by horse and carriage to be able to vote which is obviously a completely irrelevant concern nowadays
>>219325398>tattoo youonly british culture in this thread
He linked the old! Ha Ha! HA
>>219325398Yep pretty much anyone she could get her hands on
>>219325381fuck you mother basterd you bloody benchod
>>219325359Sounds sane and based to me.
>>219325381would like to strangle you if i'm honest
>>219325471>>219325471
