CUBE edition
>>219336425excellent edishfuck off with that yankshit
>>219336459Good lad
>>219336425good movie
>>219336439good man
>>219336459Thank you moderator for the hard job you do for us
posting here because this is the one
>>219336439>>219336494can prove im british. you? nope.
>>219336505let's see the proof then
posting in here
this is the one
>>219336485Thanks mate>>219336499No problem lad wish I could do more but you know my hands are tied as they say
>>219336512ive posted it numerous times and if i do you still wont provide proof that you are, youll just berate me further. no use in arguing with idiots.
Things aren't looking so well lads. I may die soon
>>219336425dogshit thread, btw.
>angel@alpine>----------------->OS: Alpine Linux v3.22 x86_64>Kernel: Linux 6.12.69-r0>WM: herbstluftwm>Shell: shwait let me guess. you need more?
I'm sorry but the rules are very clearly to use the first thread posted whether it's a yank or not
>>219336528let me guess, raped paedo?
fatberg melty
>>219336505>>219336528Proof you went to university?
>>219336534f, gonna miss you matex
>>219336527Well i’ll ask rapeape if he can increase your salary since you do so much for us
>>219336551you couldnt tell from the extremely schizophrenic and unhinged posts?
>>219336551let me guess, virgin freak who still lives with his parents and constantly talks about offing themselves? difficult.
>Farage distances himself from by-election candidate after calling for tax on childless couples
>>219336534this a joke or is this real?
>dogshit thread, btw
>yank on a vpn
Jim’ll fix it
>>219336569wrong on all counts :(
>>219336579why are people so obsessed with south carolina nowadays
On day one of a Restore Britain Government, /brit/ would be banned.It is distinctly un-British - it’s unpleasant, it’s divisive, it’s unsafe. We do not want it on our chan, we do not want it in our internet.They are incels - used to spread autismAnd it is becoming more common. We can all see it, we can all feel its presence. What must children think of these shadowy figures? Confusion and fear. I simply detest it.It is not normal. It must not become normal.We said we will have the courage to end the creeping chudification of Britain. And we mean it. Restore Britain will show that courage.Restore Britain will ban rorke and the leftypol
done like 5 poos today and can tell theres more to comemetamucil done a number on me
>>219336586>>219336461this you?
Fuck's sake. Threadsplitting knobheads.>>219336520Not according to the polls I've seen. I've completely lost faith in the democratic process in this country though. Probably won't bother next time around.>>219336533 (Cross-thread)Try being a non-Muslim in Syria. What do you think the victims in those beheading videos are guilty of? What do you think muslim terrorist attacks are about? It's not like this is a secret.
We actually do have to de-Americanise, lads. We really have to do it. It is imperative that we do it. We cannot become an American vassal state
>>219336624Alri Emma.
had a terrible day, hope tomorrow is better
>>219336569prefer not to say
>>219336562Cheers mate Lord knows I need it x
*criticises the government"
>>219336665its ok. you see how easy that is?
>>219336584Real. I've given up hope, but i don't want to dramatise it, hell I don't know why I even posted it in the first place
*guitar solo*
>>219336637Of course, but it's different when it's true. This is a local /brit/, for local people
I say we don't even wait for a border poll. Get Northern Ireland gone and go back to being a nice neat little island with no confusing extra bits. What do you say fellow Englishmen?
>>219336624Grim. Yoghurt, oats, and banana for breakfast should mostly sort that out. Trying to fix my guts myself but the alcohol means it's one step forward two steps back most days.
>>219336645Truth is, you have been America's hostage since WW2 ended. All of Europe has. "NATO" is just a facade to legally steal 5% of every European countries GDP. They also forced Europe to accept the dollar as their reserve currency. All that money goes directly into the American economy. They set up this system instead of nuking Europe. Most people are born into this prison and can't wrap their heads around the fact that they have been held hostage at nuke point their whole life. The system is designed so that you dont know it exists. All the politics is just theatre orchestrated by the money men and the military
is everyone okay
not really
>>219336751woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning so i did
sexo
>>219336687>Real. I've given up hopethat's quite grim, labut if all else...
>>219336745I have never watched one of those Ghibli films, or whatever they’re called.
>>219336788ok
>>219336702I say let them vote on independence, and then if they want to rejoin the RoI (or Britain) they can vote on it after.
>>219336825boring, pointless webm
>>219336768sending good energy
>>219336825numba one victory royaleyeah fortnite we bout to get down
>>219336833smacked that mong's head into the concrete and burst it like a water balloon
nth for my wife Yuno
>>219336751i'm alright mate thanksnearly missed my tesco delivery but got it in so i'm happyno substitutions :)
>>219336751my head hurts. you?
Ok well I love all of my /brit/bros, jf flags included :)
>>219336887:)
>dude, you finally woke up. it was like you were having a nightmare or something. you were mumbling something about ai and politics. it sounded like you thought it was 30 years in the future lol. come on, it's your turn. we can play this until my parents go out later
aff tae petrol station
>>219336917Alright but put on some underwear it's starting to stink in here
>>219336917ai SLOP
cant fathom the specimen that calls a drawn anime character his "wife"
>>2193369566'3, successful, handsome, iq of 130, millionaire, big cock. Anything else?
Javwank commencing
>>219336927get me a pint of unleaded cheers
>>219336951don't think ai would've gotten all of the posters right
>>219336977good lad
Calm down.
Mad how conversion to islam was such common practice that there was a name for jewish converts to islam, donmé. And these communities or individuals were well established by the end of the ottoman empire, so we are talking at least 200 to 250 years ago. Which makes you think, doesn't it? So many generations of muslim people had originally ancestors who had the jewish religion.Also mad that the populations of the niddle east, regardless of their religion, spoke one common language at the time of the roman conquest. Whereas the actual grandparents of israeli millenials would not be able to understand each other in many instances.
>>219337005time hasn't been kind to eric andre
>>219337005drinking petrol just kills you. why is he doing that
>>219336887
>>219337056person filming probably paid him $10
femcelemcel
muller corner strawberry shortcake
>>219336972you are a freak
being scottish in 2026 britain is starting to feel like being a jew ish 1933 germany
poo
>>219337056pump guy doesnt squeeze the handle and you dont see whats in the cup before
femcel wank may be on the cards
How can you not want to shag anime girls
doing the crisp walk
>>219336419>>219336419>>219336419we're all in here
im a rizless unfuckable chud
>>219337174well first of all, they're cartoons
>>219337212Doesn't mean you can't want to shag them
daily dose of asmonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBvtvnYmi5w
poo also
listening to incel music and dancing my incel arse off
>>219337266buy an ad
>>219337088i can see a bit of her tummy 0_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0fBlpE-blk>I'm minoring in Korean
>so rorke, i heard you have strong opinions on our multicutlrual society. care to share them?
>>219337272got the smiths on then do we?
>>219337272what incel music are you listening to
discord raid in progress
mad how i've become so numb (i can't feel you there)
>>219337109don't know why scots act like they're always picked on by the englishenglish people generally like the scots more than other englisha lot of scots on the other hand shit on the english at every opportunitymy auntie had to live in aberdeen because my uncle worked offshoreher and her kids got bullied every day just for being englishwindows smashed, spat at, the loti know the worst of it was only a minority but nobody would treat scots in england like thatthe worst they'd get is a bit of fun poked at their accent
does moni still do her blogs
>>219337266do these whingey little gaylords ever talk about anything else
>>219337306"I'd like to put my penis in your bottom"
listening to the straight porn smiths
Rodney: Grandad, Del's been deported!Grandad: I asked for an Emperor Burger and you got me a cheeseburger!*Cut to Del Boy falling through the bar in Darkest Africa*
>>219336425I wanna go back to the...blue room...
>>219337348
mad how this lads looks pure bong but is actually fully germanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYiXGZCfsnw
>>219337348this is proleslop for people can think they're "part of the conversation"
>>219337374
got the straight porn on
>>219337324Yakuza 0 soundtrack
>>219337414it's actually a friend simulator. i am very isolated and leave his videos playing while i play a game or something else. i use brit for the same reason desu
French doors
>>219337467>it's actually a friend simulator.loser
one must imagine rapednonce happy
right so that's carry on camping best moments montage compressed into a 6 second 1MB gif
>asmongoldbro just started grifting hard because he couldnt beat dark soulsi will never ever listen to somebody who cannot brush their teeth and practice basic hygiene
femcel toes
>>219337343No more brother wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FniF0kSvWGg&list=RDFniF0kSvWGg&start_radio=1
>>219337343that's fucked up wtf
got mango flavour and it's shit!
Reckon I'd be alright in a zombie apocalypse. Barricade the door. I'm on the second floor so no worries about them getting in the window. Got enough food and water for a few months. After that they'd all be dead from starvation innit because they only eat human flesh or something.
>>219337343unironically think Braveheart mindbroke a lot of scottish people
>>219337549an angel photographed by the luckiest man in the world
>he actually thinks about what he'd do in a "zombie apocalypse"it was always just a way for people to talk about prepping in a socially acceptable way
>Be Andy McNab>Get sent on a mission in Scud alley>Ignore 2IC's suggestions to traverse the desert with Land Rovers and instead go on foot while hauling massive 100Kg rucksacks>Literally every other SAS team is using Land Rovers>Pick insertion point next to some Iraqi farm>Panic when you see farmers driving around in their bulldozer>Run away>The farmers don't like saddam and would have helped you, if you had bothered to check local intelligence> You pre planned the extraction point in the wrong place>Can't call for an extraction because you didn't bring any working radios>tfw you have to walk>Team members start getting separated and succumbing to exposure or armed civilians>2IC succumbs to hypothermia. Now, you can blame this fiasco on him in your book Yay!>Steal a car to escape>tfw you still get captured>Write book after the end of the war.>In the book, the farmers are actually an Iraqi mechanized infantry platoon>The farmers bulldozer is actually an APC>You destroy them with 0 cover>You continue to destroy waves of Iraqi soldiers but, the 2IC fucks you over and you get captured>What's he gonna do write his own book?>picrel
>>219337584They live in Texas now and are very happy. That's one of the reasons I've got a soft spot for Americans.
This retard I work with>has lied for months about doing something he was supposed to take on in June last year>when it was discovered we both had to chip in to finish it>he still lied about doing his part>found out today that he only did some of it and has been begging others to help him with the little he has done>he can't even do basic things like getting values from the correct dates>he doesn't even cover up his lies with actual work, he just lies, does nothing and whines about the job being stressful when everything piles up at the last minuteI don't think I've met someone so stupid
>>219337389is this from a bukkake? because she cute
>>219337654so he's got you on the ropes?
>>219337647Shu-u-t up. I've had it with you.
>>219337654Is he brown?
>>219337635personally i would get bitten but hide it and start behaving very suspiciously until someone confronted me then, i'd turn into a zombie and bite another member of the group, causing some well-needed second-act tension
/alba/ soon.Might petition Hiro to add the Saltire
>>219337674A bit yeah>>219337680no
>>219337696There would only be about five of us
just stretched and did an involuntary cumming noise :/
>>219337777yeah?
>>219337777rorke won
*stretches*UUGH UUGH UUGH
and now we will see a prime example of the 11pm theory
>>219337757never know whether to love or hate animals in the middle of the food chainhate seals when they eat penguins but feel bad for them when they get eaten by killer whales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kp8EGMjBiE
>>219337767ummy
>>219337754hmm yummy
Just went to get into bed but did the Zesty Foden face and ran back to my computer
>>219337805>>219337807ummy yummy
>>219337814scre
Rorke listening to musicLeftypol also listening to musicTimmy, meanwhile, making a pointless post on the brit thread!
>>219337643nice greentext lad
>>219337837Pack it in Tim
>>219337343>her and her kids got bullied every day just for being englishAs the gods intended,yes, what is the issue here?
>>219336425lmao wafflewigger (yank on a VPN, like the danenigger) is freakout out and making /cum/ threads out of pure sethe
>>219337845Andy McNab out a stroll
aff tae bed
>>219337680>look at that horrible driver! Must be a forener!
>>219337867ok
>>219337889bye-
who put a euro in the paddy
Yeah leftypol, great, you did it, you destroyed western civilisation, you happy now pal?
>>219337874kek
listening to Nirvana
>>219337862they're good hardworking people who never did anything to harm a scotwhy do they deserve to be made miserable?because of where they were born?i guess every non-english person was always a saint so you get to feel superior to us
Mad how there aren't any christian jews. You are either a christian or a jew.
>Omg I just finished Season 1 of-Stop. Right. There. Leftypol. You're British, yeah? Well bloody act like it! Be PROUD of your Country. It's SERIES 1. SERIES. Right, now continue.
>>219337963What song
>>219337952>>219337963nirvana are a good band
>>219337977don't know
>>219337957I wish your whole family in scotland was bullied to the point of relocating. I wish some lads raped your aunt until she came while the others kept her children from intervening.
>>219337976deranged
>>219337976On the Buses and I think it was a load of SHIT
>>219337889
>>219337976Owned that Yankbrained runt
>>219337996
>>219337922imagine mascara running down her face as she chokes on it
umnot very nice that
>>219337957You fucking english cunt
>>219338003Take it back Leftypol, take it back!
>>219337996do your parents know they raised such a spicy edgelord?
a nigga will meet an autistic girl and be like "oh yeah i love Bjork"
>>219337740what is that hair style called?
>>219338076autistic girls don't like bjork they like shit like hamilton and fnaf songs
Rorke going to the barber's and asking for the "Cornelius"
>>219338087Bob
niggas be three wines deep and saying "I am Rorke"
leftypol's gf's greasy scraggly mulletrorke's gf not existing
femiggas will meet an autistic lad and be like "oh yeah i love Neutral Milk Hotel"
I am leftypol
>>219338170what happened to you next
Need that
getting sent flying via billboard
>>219338060i guess someone picked on you for being irish at some point, so now you feel like you need to take it out on all english peopleyour bigotry is the same as that which caused english people to treat irish differently over the yearsyou're as bad as the people from history you hate, meanwhile the rest of us have moved on and get on just fine
marinara simmering away downstairs x
>>219338184oh yeah this bender16 is legal here though
Mad, mental, crazy that boomers looked at women as their equals
who's your favourite main six
just touching my penisnot wanking
FUCK!
>>219338240alright but you're on thin bloody ice
>>219338203unmanned simmering marinara of a tuesday evening? get real
>>219338104my name is peter
>>219338219rainbow
>>219338246;)
Spending my evening looking at reasonably priced homes again
>>219338295do those even exist in your country?
having a cheeky browse of the local prossies
autiggas will meet a neurotypical girl and be like "i don't even like LEGO actually"
>>219338317What is you even talmbout
Rorke doing something based. Meanwhile, what is Leftypol doing? He is doing something gay
>>219337976Good post. Can you now devote your time in /brit/ to enforcing the correct spelling of 'miaow'?
>>219338316hard to recognise them irl due to all the fitlers
>>219338351screaming
Thinking about oneitis againCrazy I'll never get over her, now I understand why those blokes leave 20 year happy marriages for their high school fling
>400 quid for 60 minsnevermind
>>219338350he's spitting tbf
desperately trying to carry my retarded comp teammates and failing
>>219338310Have to look very carefully and accept the possibility of living on Stabby Street
>>219338381What game?
I want to be brutally tag team fucked by Wonder Woman and Super girl
>>219338219twilly
autfemiggas will meet a neurotypical lad and be like "I don't even know what a Miffy is"
>>219338381ktim on Overwatch and League of Legends
>>219338196I am only messing lad, I am the greek by the way. Just keeping you in check, lol. Obviously your aunt didn'r deserve it, especially by a people who are part of the royal house.
>>219338378Notice how they place the zebra in the box without touching it
>>219338391overwatch :/
>>219338378>What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?
>Greek-IrishProbably named Angelou Higgins O'Philippou
>>219338407THIS is the post
140 for 60 mins
Seamus O'Christoforoupopoulos mentioned
>autfemiggas
https://cinetaro.buzz/watch/15598?ep=1
>>219338437I can see why
A mating press creampie of Emma Watson.
can't believe we gave heligoland back to the germanswe could've had a second version of the channel islands but off germany
>>219338416fucking awful innitfirst fps game where I've seen so many people who are genuinely just complete dogshit through no fault of their own
Pooing out of my arse. Filled out the captcha to make this post
>>219338457l've watched 2 Emma Watson films this week
>>219338453Says Gucci
A clue, gained
/brit/ is like the nWoDiego: Scott HallMousey: Hollywood HoganSpaino: Mickey Pearce
Loveday Jenkin's musky tuppence
Don’t look at me, don’t talk to me, I’m not feeling friendly today. in fact im feeling the opposite of friendly.
300 for 60 mins
Thing is with Emma Watson yeahShe can't act and her personality is dog shit
>>219338473Then whither the clue-gainer?
elbow just touched something damp on my bed and this is the first time ive got in it today
wish i could've been molested by konnie huq
ooh sorry hard
>>219338481pick this one lad
tucking into my last pack of cans before lententoil de lads
>>219338481she should pay me £300
>>219338484his tits are bigger than hers for pete's sake
>>219338479**Smootches up to you** ("(",)
Don't like seeing fat bastards in porn, just find them very grim
Well that’s a mad paying a young woman to have sex with him and then sad porn addict anons distribute the video and make the man money so he can afford to make these videos
pretty sure that one's cp actually
>>219338505>>219338510That’s CP. I hope you didn’t click that.
>>219338506*teleports behind you and bites your head off*
>>219338510>that’s a madyou made a mistake, haha! i bet you meant to say "that's a lad" but you said "that's a mad", instead :)
>>219338524Dwarf
>big ol bush>CPNo
American history is longer and more interesting than Canada, Australia or New Zealand's, so why do only the former get attacked over it?
ruh roh
>>219338539midgets scare me, so it's just as bad tbqh
rorke will meet a leftypol chick and be like "it pie night"
inceliggas will meet a girl and be like "i've wasted my whole life"
inceliggas won't meet a girl
How come you never seen Russians dancing anymore?
they/themiggas will rescue a fat orange cat from a tree and kiss it on its little head
>>219338437heard theres like a monkey in asia with world record... for ... the widest eyes ... steve
>>219338552American his is religious fanatics being kicked out and starting their own party with hookers and blow.
On Russian runescape spamming 'blyat' and 'cyka'
inceliggas be like "I'll move out of my smelly bedroom once I get a gf"
femceliggas will meet a lad and be like "you can just throw all my clothes off the chair and onto the floor"
>>219338481she would be alri wiviut dogshidd tats
>>219338552attacked by who?
Anyone remember danger slut?
normalniggas will spend 10 years plapping a boring landwhale just to get some pussy
>>219338534No I mean to say that’s a man
>>219336419>>219336419>>219336419>>219336419
>>219338136me im the mullet man >>219338184>he was 18 you sick fuck!
>>219338648!it seems like i, also, made a mistake!
>>219338460What self-destructive shit is this?
>>219338703could be por grounding / a direct line to the PSU and spinning the fan creates electricity
