for the discussion of British culture edition
Justice for Nacho Libre
So we're all voting Green yeah?
makes me remember the cubeon itvremember that?they were in a cube and had to do stuffin the cubeit was on itv
We're all in here>>219318476>>219318476>>219318476
we're all in here>>219336425>>219336425>>219336425
>>219336520Not according to the polls I've seen. I've completely lost faith in the democratic process in this country though. Probably won't bother next time around.>>219336533Try being a non-Muslim in Syria. What do you think the victims in those beheading videos are guilty of? What do you think muslim terrorist attacks are about? It's not like this is a secret.
ai slop gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kp8EGMjBiE&list=RD4Kp8EGMjBiE&start_radio=1
Voting for the most rorke party and if there is none I shan't be voting
£130 for 60 mins thats what you hire for 5 hours to go to sleep with and cuddle :3
ummmrorkiggas be...wait hang onrorkiggas will meet...help me out here lads
not /pol/ (I dont even live in the UK) but PM sir KS has told the news innit to stock up on emergency supplies like batteries. thats all. cya
autinceliggas will meet a girl and be like "you sent an emoji in your last message to me and i spent 6 hours trying to decipher the true meaning of it until i came to the conclusion that you hate me"
Not one for prozzies, not that I have anything against it but because if I did it I'm sure I'd go around shagging all different races and nationalities as if I'm working on completing a set
>>219338642ktim but I have cheated on her
rorke learning how to make a foxhole radio
>>219336419>British cultureno such thing
>>219338729did he say anything about baked beans at all?
rorke eating a quiche
>>219338759no because hes a bloody traitor
rokiggas will have a drinking session with their new flatmate during freshers week where they break down invisible barriers and form a bond that lasts a lifetime
rorke being a good and righteous manleftypol being evil and resentful
>>219338738I do this (it used to not matter but the girls that I even talk to are becoming more and more spaced apart and now its a really bad thing)
rorke huddled in the under stairs cupboard waiting for the all clear siren
autfemceliggas will meet a lad and be like "there's an 85% chance that i will violently stab you to death in your sleep one day"
rorke eating a babybel wax and all
>>219338775you being a buck broken mindbroke yank you trying to use manipulation tactics when your will is completely in shambles
>>219338793what kind of foid is this
leftypol eating a babybel wax and all
>>219338760don't understand why they used to be regarded as pozzed, it's an egg pie with cheese and hame
>>219338729when did he say that
Mods on worldnews thanking people for bearing with them when the newsfeed bugged and heartfelt thanking people that has followed ukraines plight since the beginning and I'm sitting here like it is just an continuation of me watching liveleak or rotten but more curated
leftypol: what kind of awesome is thisrorke: i don't know
rorke with a fruit fly crawling around inside his ear while he sleeps leftypol eating earwax and hiding from small drafts
friendship ended with irishgreekmong now turkey is my best friend
cheese and hame
leftypol stopping the rorke rorke having a freaky celebration of the natural kind
improvementceliggas will meet a girl and be like "im sorry but i must bench 2pl8s, lock in my skincare routine, and earn 6 figures before i am worthy of talking to you"
rorke ordering his steak rareleftypol ordering a vegan sausage
rorke a friend and a heroleftypol an enemy and a villain
>>219338793Is this supposed to be impressive
rorke going up the stairs on all fours
rorke: hi how are youleftypol: fine thanks how are yourorke: yeah fine thanks
>>219338861KTIM!
>>219338865Gypsie mating dance
rorke got redpilled on dating polar opposites on YouTube and finding out that his black African work coach at jobseekers who thinks unemployment and depression is "weakness" would be a good match for him
leftypol: let's join hands in friendshiprorke: yes let's
>>219338876sc
>>219338880never ever happened
>>219338853Come on lad, you know my heart is that of a jester and a trickster but not that of an exploiter.
It isn't going to get much better, I'm afraid to say.
rorkes the leftypol...
rorke going down the stairs on all fours and breaking his nose
improvementfemceliggas will meet a lad and be like "actually im just focusing on me at the moment"
rorke: hi how are youleftypol: fine thanks how are yourorke: yeah fine how are you
I should Stairs
nigga name keir
I bet Emma Watson’s underwear smells of farts.
>>219338928scrming
leftypol buying a cheap chink charger which has no ground wire rorke wiring up the live end of the charger to a transformer with one wire taken out of it and putting the thick wire to the open ground and the end of the transformer as an antenna
>>219338928ktim
Keir Starmer running up the stairs on all fours whispering 'Monster Mode activated' under his breath
>>219338966Screaming
*bombs drop* rorke hijacking the towers for TV (AM) signals to rebroadcast BBC history documentaries leftypol hijacking the towers for TV (AM) signals to rebroadcast BBC history documentaries
nth for my beautiful wife Yuno
off the booze now for lent
>>219338966actually screamed at this
sir keir bursting through the door of number 10 on all fours and chasing larry the cat down the street
ahhhhthat first sip...
autimprovementceliggas will meet a girl and be like "i made a 24 hour rigid schedule of tasks to complete everyday but did not account for meeting new people so i am afraid i have to leave"
rorke wanking on all fours
>>219338981you can technically drink until 6am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbmfOnnRQ_I
Might jump into a comically large vat of goo and emerge from said goo with super human powers such as the ability to talk to snails and the ability to love women sincerely and whole heartedly
rorke wanking on all fours as his new job as a nulcear power plant converting bone piezoelectricity into power for 400,000 homes
>>219339009that's not possible
>>219339023bet you don't
rorke doing one thingleftypol doing very much the opposite
rorke playing the trumpet
>>219339026me on the left
Got the nickname ‘mr tickles’ around the office because my Chinese coworker likes to come up behind me and tickle me but I’m really sensitive to it and she finds it cute
oh my DAYSWhy is their bottom lip always pink and the top lip black?That's weird init?
autimprovementfemceliggas will meet a lad and be like "if I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead"
>"mad scientist" rorke:"ethical" leftypol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gChMN2H1-sY
rorke guarding one door and only telling the truthleftypol guarding the other door and only telling lies
>Mummy has guests over>Decide to play the best prank>Start acting like a Gorilla bounding around the house and running up and down the stairs on all fours androaring>Can hear mummer wummer crying in front of her guests>They leave early>They left an entire tin of Quality Street only half finished>Get to take it up to my room and eat them while playing Prison Architect all night>Continue the Gorilla act for 2 weeks
>>219339061screaming
>>219339060
rorke eating undercooked chicken at a restaurant and being too shy to tell anyone
>>219339026Swing lo, sweet chariot
>>219339089sounds like the kind of thing i'd doi dont like to complain at restaurants
demanding pip because i'm bald and colourblind
keir starmer the type of guy to obey trafficlaws in Grand Theft Auto
>>219339009to try on hauls on youtube
Wanking to Peter Hitchens
>>219339089Close your eyes and think of England, Rorke.
if i had a good job and then found out i had autism, could i get retard pip?
http://www.nigger.org/
Did you, /brit/?
thinking of visiting the united states so i can unalive myself with a pewpew
>>219339134You get max entitlement for the 'tism
>>219339136why's she got a pretzel tattoo
>>219339135wow
>>219339140ktim
don't think there's a man i'd kiss more than hozieri mean kiss full moutn
>>219339172very french post
Oh, I'm not dead yet
>>219339180don't care much no more
listening to harry nilsson
>15,000 of human invention and technology >vs>Some mudWhy is humanity still getting btfo by nature?
they need to bring back 80s hair already
Listening to silent screams eminating from The Void
rorke downloading harry hill's tv burp best moments lossless flac from soulseek
>>219339203the mud is big and we are small
rorke forgetting it's pancake day
>>219339216
remember acupuncture?you zoomers wont know what im on about but there was a time when it was quite popular, even here in the uk, hip and trendy thing to do
>>219339203>drive offroad >get stuck in mudAt what point did the delivery driver think that since there was no road there, he probably shouldn’t drive there? Apparently too late.
>>219339203>“Apparently the Amazon driver was a lady who’d been in the job three days,” says Jason. “She, I believe, got to the top of the sea wall and phoned her supervisor and said: ‘Am I doing the right thing here? I’m questioning this.’ And they said: ‘Does the satnav tell you to go that way?’ She said: ‘Yes.’ So they said: ‘Well, carry on.’”
don't understand those vloggers who film themselves while they're driving, like they couldn't wait until they got home? fuck off
>>219339234did we ever figure out if it was real or not
>>219339250load of old bunkem in the end
>>219339249any moment not documented may as well not have happened
>>2193392039IQ post
rorke thinking he's found a great deal on a new three piece suite unaware that it is actually dolls house furniture
>>219338481seen her doing some very naughty things
so glad we fucked kojima
plopping out some doodoo
rorke asking someone to repeat what they said three times and still not hearing it
>>219339284the post was nearly an hour ago. have you been googling "tattoo neck porn" all this time to find her?
>>219339203Google is building a gigantic AI data centre up the Thames at Thurrock. You can have all the tech prowess in the world, but it’s not going to save you from the mud.
rorke's ancestors are smiling at himcan leftypol say the same?
I’m giving up having sex with women for lent.
Brain's shrunk an inch
>>219339201harry nilsson has a song his voice breaks at 2:05something about the way he says "don't forget me" makes me feel likei just wish i had a friend like him, someone to get me byleaning in my back, whispering in my ear, "come on, baby, you can thrive"but i can't
>>219339284stupidtattooideas.png
>>219339317technical difficulties with the 'net today>>219339359yeah it almost ruins the whole cosplay really
UP SIDE DOWNBABY YOU TURN MEIN SIDE OUT
Can you not get guns in Australia? It’s rather easy to get guns in nz
*be all smug in France*
>>219339427okay, settle down brenton
>>219339453one of the perks of living in france, non?
phwoarjust wana eviscerate the fannoid of the redheaded french dj rebequitawould absolutely mangle her asshole by manner of the willardthen profusely glaze that recepeticle like a krispy kremecorr
>>219339499fuck off back to /britfeel/
What did Hamlet's poor dad see in hell
>IT’S MA’AM
>>219339026Extremely kino fetish
> Unemployment hits highest rate in nearly five years britisher bros... i dont feel so good.
>>219339604All greek to me, for I'm on my way out
>>219339604>britisherBROWN
>brown
my heels are cracked as fuck but if i try to pick it off it hurts to walk for a couple days and it comes back anywayhow do i get myself out of this conundrum
>>219339136
Stewie Griffin: Oh my, this is more exciting than the time I met Sir Kier Starmer*cut to Stewie walking on the streeTStewie Griffin: What the deuce!? Is that Sir Keir Starmer?Sir Kier Starmer: Hello there Stewie.[End of cutaway]
>>219339645
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/feb/17/police-arresting-1000-paedophile-suspects-a-month-across-ukNonce island
post the webm of the fat kid pushing that chud
Rorkicus incelus Maximus
>>219339683Majority white but the media doesn’t want you to know this
watching a sexy bitch enjoying a hardcore anal fuck until he cums on her massive tits 2160p
>>219339717How many kbps is your connection there crocodile dundee
>>219339234I remember it because it was in kung fu panda
>>219339734don't know
the uk has picked a meme lord for eurovisionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o
Bed soon team. Up to chapter 3 of Final Fantasy XV and enjoying it so far.
really want to get pegged
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
I went to a chavvy school where the showers didn't even work. the sort of school those people on Jeremy Kyle would've gone to
Gay Porn.
>>219339759They've been on TV, you haven't
i am of the opinion that all women should be required to bleach their bumholes, nothing more offputting than a dark ringpiece
Toil in 5 and a bit hours. Why can't I ever sleep when I need to, it's all so tiresome.
we're next door to the country that colonized Mexico but we can't get decent mexican food
>>219339499*surruptiously googles rebequita*
wanking to lesbian jav before bed
do it for u amen
>>219339751ah yes british culture
>>219339788Mental how Spanish food isn't even that good either. I mean it's decent but mexican food is much tastier imo. Even if it is just the same 3 or 4 things in every dish aha
>many Nigerians in the UK>no Nigerian restaurants what did they mean by this
>>219339804he became a demon in that video
Going bed soon team.
>>219339843genuinely just paint the face black and he looks like one of heatherpaedo's ai machinations
>>219339851sogni d'oro
Mad how in about 10 days, I will be spaffing in a woman's fannois unprotected Mental even
can only shudder at what the tesco bag means
always find it funny in porn when they're doing missionary the bloke has to sort of hold one of his arms away awkwardly so as not to obstruct the camera from seeing the cock-in-fanny action
gonna hazard a guess that it's one of those weird things that only his fucked up brain can understand
>>219339851What kind of PJ's do you wear?
>>219339908just a few drops of chanel no. 5
genuinely up there with the 4chan reddit alien
been playing trails in the sky 1st chapter about 8 hours incontroller just disconnected and wont turn on or chargebit annoyed
>>219339916Currently I'm wearing a long sleeve, dark green Super dry top and some mint green pyjama bottoms with images of racoons, deers and bears on them
he was also posting about the asda on isle of dogs for some weird reason
how do you get upvotes on 4chan?
>>219339899I've noticed this too, there's other positions as well where they have to lean away or sit at weird angles so the camera can get the close up shots. On a side note I've noticed in missionary if I hold myself up and away from the woman, i can actually see my cock going in and out of the fannyMENTAL
>>219339940get a laughing bradley reply
>>219339916>>219339935PHWOOOOAARR
>>219339931i do genuinely wonder what he types into the ai for the black blokes to come out looking so fucking mental
anyway nth for Yuno
>>219339966Mind when he had et as well? Pooscreaming
>>219339966this was a more tamer one but it gives an idea >>210589267
Clasp
the money skylerwhere is itwhere is the money
>>219339985What anime is this?
>>219339992genuinely hysterical
>>219339998Future Diary
Jewtube down
escort says she doesn't want to see me again because my cock is too big and it was painful
>>219339992screa
>>219340049that's fair, you're messing with her livelihood
>>219339644cult of the inferior>>219339709the secret white supremacist Guardian conspiracy
imagine how bad it was before we had nice warm beds to sleep in at night
good morning lads FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING CAPTCHA
>>219340121if you stay on the same ip it gives you easier ones
>>219340132Never happened to me and I've been on the same IP for weeks
>>2193401363 ponies jeremy?
try switching from an ip to an ipoo
Can you help us find Ella?Ella, aged 14, was last seen in Burwood on Monday, 16 February 2026.
they're friggin cute but you still can't post them
>>219340152well it works for me so erm yeah
>>219340177>Can you help us find Ella?She's behind you
>tfw no medieval gf
>>219340177right I'll have a look
>>219340177I've never been to burwood, I wouldn't go there anyway, never been to burwood in my life and I never have done anyway
rorke going to bedleftypol going to bed
Ella up for the night
from this >>>/v/733245707to this>>>/v/733253097what went wrong?
dont know how to change themes on 4chan xt help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g1CgvXhCo4
fuck chuds
just subscribed to the onlyfans of a 40 year old retired pornstar i use to wank to when i was a teenager
>>219340441cool
>>219340441what's her name
>>219340460ela darlingher OF is free btw
>>219340393no one fucks chuds which is why we are chuds
The dog and pony show
>>219340291she looks like a female chud
>>219340441And you want a cookie or what?
>>219340475think she did some scernes on kink.com if im right, doesn't she have a texas tattoo?
nobody has posted for fifteen minutes wtf
jobcentre appointment in t minus 3 hours and 7 minutesalert alert this is not a drill
Why yes, I am drinking in the middle of the weekWhy yes, I do live off 60p packets of biscuits due to povertyWhy yes, I am implicitly aware of state secrets that could upend civilization as we know itOh, but I must continue living? Splendid
>>219340507yeah she doesshe used to be so elegant and faelike back in the day, she looks like kind of a grim hag now, would still tap though
>>219340517get you some cenno sweetheart
>>219340530yeah the ageing of pornstars is grim. remy ladoux of whatever her name is was so good looking when she was young now she is mid thriies and tattooed and it is so grim
hellooooo...?
sick of it all
>>219340560kimmy granger crashed catastropically hard too, but tbf that's more because she bogged herself with surgery rather than simply got old
>>219340563*slaps the back of your head*
Trans people be like>You misgendered me reeeeee *kills child*
> Government Set to Restrict UK Children's Use of Internet VPNs and Social Media utter fucking STATE
>>219340517
>>219340601You will use Reddit and you will like it
>>219338237raped paedo
>>219339026hot
bit of a heroin head so i am haha x
HELLOOOOOO?
wonder if my good friend has had his uc application accepted
>>219340498that's a male
this nigga always talking bout sum hello
>>219340657Can put a good word in for him if you like
>>219340645How painful is an overdose
now accepting unc applications
>>219340697not painful at all considering it's a painkiller
>>219340716Sweet, would quite like to shuffle this mortal coil in wordly bliss
>>219340708North Carolina offers numerous graduate and postgraduate programs. https://www.unc.edu/
anybody home?
>>219340666it is not
>another trannard shooter in yankistanyou know I'm starting to think mental illness and guns aren't a good mix
>>219340735don't get this gimmick
>>219340728great. i dropped out of undergrad now i can't even be an unc>>219340735no
>>219340756think it's just canadians attention seeking, as usual
I don't understand any of these strange sound effects that jut in for half a second when zoomers are editing videos. It's supposed to make me laugh but it's just disorienting.
>the look she gives you when she unleashes an Ex-lax induced torrent all over your face
>>219340772what. we are a modest people
>>219340753um it wasnt america it was canadaplease dont confuse the two i dont want to be associated with them
>>219340721it's not painful physically but it is fucking terrifying because you basically suffocate
>>219340793>we are a modest peoplenot on /brit/!
>>219340769you can start overjust tell everyone you have a phd
>>219340716how many times have you od'd
>>219340794no that one was a few days agothere's a brand new one in rhode islandheshe shot his wife and son
>>219340798Are you aware at all
>>219340826don't know but i wouldn't roll the dice
love her so much ladswish she was real
>>219340815depends on how you define OD
>>219340822wtfis there a trans revolution going on or something, why are they so violent all the sudden
>>219340848Dice are all we have
>>219340857how do you define it
>>219339060he's taking the pisshttps://www.reddit.com/r/ukdrill/comments/1r7f8k4/dsavv_coming_like_modie_from_topboy/
>>219340879dying, or at least having a medical emergency
sneezing all over the shop
>>219340897okay
>>219340885old.reddit.com/r/ukdrill/comments/1r7f8k4/dsavv_coming_like_modie_from_topboy/need the tune dropped before he gets knicked again
i've never overdosed before but I think I've come close a few times
Black lives matter. SAY HIS NAME. Justice for George Floyd. No justice, no peace.
new>>219338610>>219338610>>219338610
>>219340856the size of that skeng
>>219340943need her to chop my head off with it
nth for the gyaldem
>>219340933that's NOT the new
>>219340933you bloody bitch bastard, sir fuck you sir
I'm now so good at drinking I can sink a pint tin in under 15 minutes
>>219340962good ladwhat pint though
>>219340966Carlie
>>219340969quite grim lad.
>>219340974>>219340974>>219340974
>>219340803we do like to let our hair down every now and then>>219340808pee hd or poo hd
