kindness of gold without order edish
need to sleep but i don't want to
rorke enjoying his little sandwich
sup niggas
>>219340975Cheapest on the shelf
>>219340974kindness of gold without order subedish
Nth for Yuno and her beautiful body
hate hate hate when trannies call themselves "gals"gives me the ick
the anxiety setting in when i realise my drug stash is running low
mad how some japanese neckbeard can draw a woman and some british freak will spam it and call it his wife
nth for the baddiedem
>>219340985sup nigga
well it's not really spam is it?
come on aussie come on, come oncome on aussie come on
what is softball
Did you own this Milkshake brand dress?
me as i continue posting my rubbish in the old thread
wish more escorts offered natural (no condom) sex, i've only ever found one that offered it but she was grim
think men who seek out unprotected sex with prostitutes are grim as well literally just the male equivalent of some nasty slag
>>219341044ayo /cum/ is over there
She's so beautiful ladsYou can't even imagine what I would do to be with her
what games you playing? im playing lies of p
>>219341074League of Legends, Overwatch, Fallout 4 (again)
>>219341074disco elysium is awesome.>>219341056are you clint eastwood?
Media being awfully quiet over that weird shit Michael Jordan did with that kid
>>219341083>disco elysium is awesome.thank you for supporting the british economy
>>219341044know this feel very well kek
>>219341083isnt it commieslop
>>219341096>Media being awfully quieti literally just googled 'michael jordan' and it's the first result you mong
poo
>>219341097mad how you can say this to anyone who's ever given money through onlyfans
youtube is down
>>219341117>i support the british economy
>>219341123only the suggestions pageor so i've heard
>>219341123works for mehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/vL_cNd3iLGY
the bums go plopping poo by poohurrah, hurrah
>>219341151>OHIL FODEN
might by an rtx 5080
>>219341181Get two will you
>>219341059yunomax and her type will send fan mail
>>219341188love the spin he does
might have a gay porn sleep soon
>>219341097it was free on the epic store like a month ago, but i accept your thanks anyways, consider my payment not a monetary one but one of word of mouth.>>219341112Its an rpg, you can say and be whatever and whoever you want. Id rather not spoil the story or the plot, i think its best to go in blind.
>>219341074Trying to 100% Red Dead Redemption II.
>>219341191she's the only one for me, sorry
mary linton sex arse
>>219341188I have similar body type to the bottom but instead of people finding me cute they relentlessly bullied me for being skinny and called me anorexic and starving african
>>219341205does it have voice acting or is text? i aint reading desu
>>219341189make them three
>>219341240Fuck off he's not made of money
clavicular gets dopamine spike after seeing PENGUINS at the zoo
>>219341268how would he respond to a femcel?
>>219341074eu4 again
Emma Watson acting all high and mighty like her shit don’t stink (it most certainly does).
>>219341237Dont worry it has voice acting, and its good.One piece of advice i have is to try not to save scum on the skill checks, the game will never punish you too hard or lock you out of content for failing them, in fact, a lot of times you will even be rewarded more for failing them than for succeeding them.
>>219341302I'll probs pick it up in the spring steam sale. I'm autistic and never save scum in rpgs because i like to feel like im actually playing my role
>>219341282candice would mog him
>>219341324facts
might take my gay friend out to a titty bar so that i might return him to the flock of jesus christ and no longer be tempted by the bums of man
>>219341335such a little fitty
Two beers downTwo left
>>219341342make sure he gets a boner, you might have to verify this yourself.
>>219341347Grim
>>219341347What the hell is four beers going to do?
>>219341342Lock him in your house, tie him to a bed, stick a bucket beneath his bum, an oculus rift over his head, dose him up with LSD, and flash hardcore 3D intercourse porn for a weekThat'll set him right
>>219341352>>219341355They're pint tins calm down
When I drink beer I only ever drink the big pint bottles. Too used to it don't get how people enjoy suckling on those little bottles like sucking the milk out a bottle rather than glugging down the way beer should be drank
>>219341380Fucking love those, no better feeling
Second day off the vape. Definitely feeling the withdrawals. It’s like every 15 minutes I have to make the executive decision not to go and buy one, brainberg giving me a right bollocking, he wants his dopamine
>>219341380The way beer should be drank is out of a mug (lager) or pint glass (ale).
>>219341395You the lad who shagged the Maouri lass
>>219341380too bad all the beers that come in pint bottles are shite
gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi prada
girl i was chatting up described herself as "a bit quirky" and i got the ick
>>219341433How old is she
>>21934144529
>>219341413What do you mean? At my local they have an entire big fridge with all the popular brands in big bottles and they usually have a deal on like "2 for £x"
>>219341460no, they don't
>>219341459Bit young for you
>>219341460Not gonna lie, the pint bottles are less economical than the cans. The cans are far cheaper than the bottles.
>>219341459why are you dating a millenial aunt, i thought this was a gen z website.
>>219341475>>219341488
wish it was still 2010
>>219341460the popular brands are all fake-foreign piss brewed in some midlands factory and labelled to fool gullible tasteless mongs into thinking they're imported beers
>>219341510soulless year
>>219341510Wish it was 2011 and synchtube was still a thing
>>219341522yh mate *turns around with my pint to talk to somebody else*
>>219341510what do you miss about 2010?
>>219341510*wish it WEREWishes are hypothetical and thus require the subjunctive mood.
>>219341540The little girls I went to school with
nothing happened in 2010, literally the only thing i remember is the iphone 4 came out and that's literally it
>>219341522prove it
just had a little cry thinking about the mandem in palestine
2011 gave us shiggydiggy
>>219341553>iPhone 4Christ i remember having an iPod touch I bought off a friend for £30
>>219341559>mandate of palestine
So far up shit creek I'm about to discover the undiscovered country
>>219341563i also got an ipod touch that year but i didn't buy it, someone abandoned it and it was finders keepers
>>219341540being 7 years old
Im tired Alfred...
>>219341559
>>219341580>Real peopleCackling, guffawing That thing has been designed for one purpose and one purpose alone
>>219341578I feel you man, I could swear the world had brighter colours back then.>>219341551girls ftw!
>>219341577They were fucking mint to be fair, basically a glorified music player with a browser
wtf is a maouri
Sex with my pretty, amazing, intelligent, beautiful wife, Yuno!
>>219341602greek tranny shagger
slapping the poopy
>>219341580The way chatGPT talks comes off as so disingenuous like once you've stopped talking to it it turns around and goes "pfffft get a load of this faggot"
trying to think of something interesting to post
>>219341599basically just an iphone without the phone really, and that's what i used it as because for some reason i didn't get a mobile phone until like 2014
>>219341580
>>219341580how sickeningly saccharinebring back grok mecha-hitler
>>219341642kek
Gay people doing gay things, as fucking per
I tried to go fishing but when I hooked the fish it had a schizo melty and bit the line and got away with my bait but joke’s on it because I dumped car batteries on that lake.
when rorke has had enough
>>219341642screaming
just want the ai bubble to burst so i can upgrade my pc
Might join the third world
women have such nice bodies
>>219341727they do
>>219341727black men*
>>219341755no soy gay
Think the move is 1) stop caring about what other people think of you completely, 2) kill politeness and nurture actual kindness, 3) rebuild politeness on top of actual kindness
>>219341768>rebuild politeness on top of actual kindnesselaborate on this point
Just had a brain wave
kino
>>219341773Pass
>>219341781
do you think when trump's out of office american politics will go back to being normal
>>219341796Nigga we in hell there's no normal
>>219341796Trump. Is. God.
>>219341815he's a fat old nonce
>>219341802>>219341815what happens when there is no trump thoughno one else has the same aura
>>219341841Bruh it'll be worse when there's no Trump
>>219341846hope noti'm tired
>Aiden Dorgan was shot by his transgender father Robert Dorgan, who also went by the name Roberta Esposito
>>219341851Won't lie to you, if Reform win you'll be worse off
>>219341860what do you even do in this scenario if you're the son
been up all night smoking meth and now roomberg is clean as a cunt at a convent
>>219340989Melina's massive girthy trunk vs my tiny unsatisfactory sapling.
leftypol teaching rorke about the paradox of tolerancerorke flummoxed
>>219341872fake a smile and try to get through the picture
Ned shneebley
Why do Aussies smoke so much meth?
Rorke learning about the siege of Leningrad and feeling nothing
>>219341890rorke doing the same and getting a similar result
it was cool hanging out, but i think its time for me to go to bed.Good night fellers
>>219341921It’s their version of having a pint down the pub
>>219341931good night argentina
so this is leftypol
Proto bf just told me he has a crush on another girl. Well that’s not ideal
>>219341948feeling a lot better now that he's come out and said that x
>>219341970Yeah same, thought I was going to have to bin my Harry Potter dvds
what should I do
>>219342004Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis
*ahem*I said, what should I do
>>219342037right well now you've responded in the time it take me to make my second post and now I've embarrassed myself
>>219342053You're going to look so silly when you learn what it means
Wish she was real.
remmeber /pol/ got really mad about the amerimutt meme
>>219342137i look like this
>>219342042get swag
>>219342148cool fuckign chiken
>>21934217350 year old masturbator looks kinda cool
>>219342173me on the left
i give off rockstar vibes
>>219342238rapist vibes more like
The RAF had about 550 battle ready fighter planes during WW2. Germany had 2500. We have 500,000 F22s alone in America. We have 1 million and a half F-35s. That's enough F-35s to give everyone in America 2 F-35s.
dubs i go to bed
singles i go to bed
>>219342270>>219342284i think this means you have to stay up until next friday
got my neg hole pozzed
>>219342294fug
just puzzed a neg hole
Trips I get my willy out
>>219342332so close
>>219342332oh my days
smegma 48
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-18/economist-gary-stevenson-warns-australia-losing-the-fair-go/106342536Gary on tour. Front page ABC.
>>219342261get them all connected to the mother AI drone intelligence
>>219342332lucky escape
>>219342365kek this is me
>>219342358yes, for us
Rorke singing Snowflake by Kate Bush at karaoke.
Good thing I don't live in Canada
>>219342385Why didn't he just move to jamaica
dubs i go to sleep for real this time
trips I get my willy out for real this time
>>219342409I command you to go to sleep right now, after you say goodnight
>>219342449Okay good night /brit/ x
>>219342409go to bed and have a good sleep anon
>>219342446Playing with fire
>>219342446uncomfortably close again
>>219342465one of these days
>>219342459Nn xx
dubs and no one gets their willy out ever
>>219342464very cute dogberg here
>>219342486worst case ontario
>>219342488best post got the dubs. yeah, they're pretty cute
>>219342464>>219342539pair of lazy gits
Might move to Pyongyang.
>>219342513best ontario, you mean
>>219342548looks like minecraft
>>219342551Come home
>>219342546they had a busy day okay?
>>219342593um
you may be interested to know i've woken up
>>219342618From what
new build houses give me the ick
>>219342631my sleeps
>>219342643thule is real???
>>219342655wiping my arse arse gives me the ick
>>219342688oh!
>>219342284kahteem im single af
stressed out of my mind over absolutely nothing award
>>219342716classic
>>219342676Fraid so
>>219342716single people moment
sucking an instant coffee with oak milk
roman niggas be named like Scrotus Pubicus Longinus the Elder
>>219342582it's been 300 years but maybe someday. i've only been to scotland once but it was beautiful and i'd love to see a lot more of it
>>219342733scream
remember neymar
>>219342605it's okay, it's halal
>>219341574outstanding post out fucking standing
>>219342777Trips...
>>219342752yh
>>219342777get the willy out
>>219342777get it out
>>219342643genuinely mental how wrong this is krk
is spicy food addictive?
>>219342820...yh
>>219342815nailed the isle of wight though
>>219341879Meli-Meli is just built different
Why do crows always have to look as if they're niggering around and up to no good even if they're innocent
right. that's scran settled
>>219342815Reckon you could do better do you
>>219342846bunion rings
>>219342846nigga made some cells
yanks doing their medal tables wrong again
>>219342877would you trade 2 silvers and 3 bronze for 1 gold?no? then shut yo dumbass up
>>219342892is that not the point? ordering by total medals is a cope
might give up alcohol for lent except for my birthday weekend
>>219342892trade 5 losses for 1 win? yeah i would
>>219342842they're naturally thuggish birds
need to grab a tit (consensually)
got the 2hollis onfeeling like a battyman
>oak milk
>>219342877Why is Sweden so dogshit in comparison with Norge? Both have snowy mountains
>>219342953>oak milk>it's... got some shit in it
>>219342907no it's the opposite of the pointif one country has 30 silvers (but nothing else) and another country has 1 gold (but nothing else), these retards would want to place the 1 gold country ahead, which is retarded
>>219342972>1 win vs 30 lossesseems simple to me
You just would fuck thatYou're gay if you say you wouldn't
>>219342960/brit/ informs me that sweden is more of a horseback nation
>>219342939feeling like doakes from dexter
>>219342972if one athlete brings home a single gold medal for their country they'll be a legendif an athlete brings home once of thirty silver medal no one will even remember their name two weeks later
>>219343016feeling like trinity from dexter
my alarm just went off but in fact i've already been awake for an hour
>>219343027ive never seen dexter
Creatine got me feeling like Billy Crystal
>>219343033https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOzoxOtI68g
!
>>219343002I plan to live till FF7 Remake part 3 albeit, need my Jessie come back
>>219343140Yuno is my wife, I have no eyes for any other woman, I'm glad you found yours
>>219343133no snow here but claims of sleet tomorrow
>>219343151Nae weather warnings either s:
>>219343031ktilm just been lying here thinking about what I need to do today, what I want for breakfast and also the toilfu
>>219343133
pretty sure that crashing sound earlier was my bin tipping and 6000 vodka bottles smashing over the back yard
there is a gay porn webm from earlier still up
absolutely love how French birds sound when they speak English with their silly French accent
>>219343171>yardFOY
>>219343184let me guess, it was posted by an Australian
>>219343171what's the uk like josh
>>219343190you are correct
>>219343187work with a half swiss bird and unfortunately she spent most of her adult life in the uk so she doesn't have the cute accent but she does speak a bit of French to me occasionally and it makes my dick tingle every time
>>219343195northern ireland is poor and covered in snow apparently. i wouldnt know
>>219343148/brit/ is a waifu general unolad
>>219343213Indeed it is, we all have our waifu's, whether we admit it or not!
right well that's me off to greggs
Good mornin
Drinking lime diluting juice like an 18th century sailor to avoid scurvy
Think I'm allergic to the tips of my earbuds
burping and farting a lot this morninggood to get it all out isn't it
>>219343246Good morning king, get to church today, get your ashes.
>>219343284Perhaps I should
>>219343288crunchy corn yum
>>219343288Thinking this social media ban might be a good thing
lady at toil gets to wfh 5 days a week because she's recovering from cancersome people get all the luck
>>219343317wish I had cancer :)
>>219343292Definitely should. I'm going in 3 and a half hours
called in sick from toil today me
>>219343325how about you give up /brit/ for lent
surely it's chinese new year not "lunar" new year
im giving up shagging fit birds for lent
>>219343364Nah i'll be ok, /brit/ isn't harmful for me, you see?
>>219343371can’t give up what you don’t have, lad
garn wank me off then
On This Day 1985. The National Union of Seamen was ordered by a High Court judge to end its blockade of coal shipments from Tyneside to power stations in the south-east.In support of the Miners Strike the seamen had been refusing to open the hatches on three of the company’s ships, one on the Jarrow and two at Blyth.
>>219343385no no no come now i insist
>>219343422>>219343422
>>219343411no no, i'll live, don't worry
mad how most people consume movies and television more than literature
>>219343288wtf
