>>219338971
Lent starts tomorrow.Will you manage to skip the usual goyslop until Easter?
Happy president's day (yesterday)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmidmD7FQkwatching a foid overexplain wojak, getting kinda mad for everything she says wrong
The pic in the OP is kinda funny but I don't think the jannies will tolerate it.
Smoking meth in a dingy motel room overlooking an overpass known for its suicides
>>219341449They tolerate your nonstop political and coomer slop
im gonna go cook a pork shoulder i think
>>219341455Coomer slop is peak /int/ernational culture.
In which state is it legal to tell salesman "leave my property in 2 minutes or I'm shooting you" and do it
Have you ever been so employed and had such a job that you just had to squeeze a big poop out of your dick? Or maybe get high and jizz all over yo7r own face?
I wonder whatever happened to that Costa Rican who would always ask "what's the best state for me if" and then would list a bunch of shit
>>219341438What is a foams
>>219341483it's british slang, don't know what it means
>>219341483black people shoes
Just gushed a gigantic diarrhea shit. Phwoar it was a massive 'un. Right megapoo, that was.
I want to drink alcohol because it helps me control my anger and anxiety, but then it raises my blood pressure the next day which makes my anger and anxiety worse
>>219341441normgroid almost always misunderstand the origins and meanings of imageboard culture that's been diluted and passed into the wider internet
>>219341497Crock pots make excellent stews why would black people not want to eat a delicious stew for dinner
How do analfags genuinely cope with getting poop crumbs mixed in with their smegma
>>219341515Honey you just made a heiny hiccup
>>219341509read that with an indian accent
>please try to pinch it off at the "snack size" Pringles can rather than unloading the full amount at once.How the FUCK am I supposed to do that??????
smegma 50
My mommy is almost home from work. She will make me eggs and I will consume them.
Eggs for Bart
>>219341538Contract your sphincter
I can feel another poo brewing.
California is so fucked beyond what anyone understands It's downright maddening living here
Shitting right now
What if California breaks off from the rest of the country like how people say Madagascar broke off from the continent of Africa
>>219341576what you need is another 4 million illegal mexicans and maybe double the homeless population
>>219341593They could feed two birds with one scone and just import homeless mexicans
>>219341455OP posts and posts within threads are held to different standards
>>219341568Darling are you going to Bake some brownies? Or Build a log cabin? Maybe Drop some potatoes in the crockpot
>>219341525imo they give too much credit to channers, they speak of image boards as if its a place full of the greatest minds of our generation that are experts on human behaviour and thats why is full or rejects, when in reality yall are just weirdos that cant hold a conversation irlnot me tho, im to smart and pretty for this place
>>219341603now we're cooking with gas
Bout to detonate my fucken toilet
>>219341576if you want to look at how unserious california is look at the california redditthose idiots are talking about implementing a single payer system while we're facing a record budget deficit we're genuinely ruled by morons
I had a steak for dinner. twas a good day
>>219341610Pinching a loaf
>>219341622cooking with gas is probably illegal in california
>>219341629The California sub (and reddit in general) love governor newsom. It's insanity that anyone actually like that guy
Just set off a thermonuclear warhead in my toilet
>>219341638Show your poo for the thread
>>219341626in spanish, zoomers use to word "detonate" to refer to sexso i can read your post as if youre fucking your toilet, which i think is pretty funny
I gotta stop overeating or I will soon begin to strengthen and perpetuate stereotypes.
>>219341643problem is newsom isnt even the worst of the democrats wish an actual californian would ask him questions like WHERE THE FUCK DID THE MONEY GO FOR THE HOMELESS or WHY THE FUCK MONEY EARMARKED FOR EDUCATION IS BEING SPENT TO COVER YOUR FUCKUPS ELSEWHERE or WHY THE FUCK IS IT YOUR LAST TWO YEARS IN OFFICE YOURE EXPLODING THE BUDGET
I vocal stim saying nigga to wifeberg way too much I am afraid I'm gonna end up saying it in public or at work one of these days
>spew giant diarrhea poo that must be a couple gallons at least>go to wipe>TP clean as a whistleHmmmm.
>>219341652I got a ban for doing that here
>>219341669He needs to get Walz'd badly Idk why he hasn't, it's a huge opportunity for some journalist out there
>>219341652I shared my dirty underwear before
>>219341625Do Americans typically do this?
>>219341670been there, you can get away with it if you're smooth
Can someone explain what Krusty the Clown is supposed to be based on? I do not get the reference.
>>219341705Bozo the Clown
>>219341669>>219341683News Cum fell off
>>219341703usually floridians, close enough
>>219341670Just have some dignity, and stop acting like a wigger. You’re embarrassing yourself, and you got psyoped into doing it by media Jews.
>>219341705John Wayne gacy
>>219341703Louisiana. Not surprising.
>>219341420Socialists are against the Zionist elites litterally every Jew in the us government fought against communism
>>219341715i refuse to believe these polls are real no fucking way is harris #1
>>219341657Nice haha
>>219341736Marx was a Jew, get btfo
tryin to make a marinade for pork on rice and i went for worschester and pepper and onion. the honey was like a block of stone. i hope i dont mess it up. when i try cooking random things without a recipe its always mistaken.
Everyone says you should move out but never says why?I get no bitches that won't change moving out
>>219341740The Kamala vibe shift is real
>>219341765You should move on up
>>219341760brother if you have a pressure cooker you gotta try porkchops
>>219341766Don't underestimate the significance of the passage of time
>>219341715who are these people lol
kambala
shambala
This is what Chicago used to be about, but now it’s about Brian.
>it is ramen noodles mixed with spaghetti sauce, crushed cheetos and crushed chips. nacho sauce.and cheese. meat and jalapenos in the middle.its really good. i can share how to make this is anyone is interested.even gayson can't cook like this!
Left wing ideas are completely artificially propped up in the online sphere through censorship and careful meticulous pruning on sites like Reddit with all non censored online platforms leaning wildly right wing and the vast majority of people don’t have the IQ or internet literacy to see this
>>219341794that's actually kinda sick it's too bad we opted to babysit black and brown people
>>219341740Did you just fall out of a coconut tree? We are to be unburdened by what has been…
>>219341771i was just gonna sautee it.
>>219341799That thing belongs in a bedpan
>>219341799Is that prison food
>>219341813try it another time
>>219341800The least censored platforms are also filled with pedos and schizos.
>>219341799is this what you guys mean by goyslop?
>>219341830that's not really slop, more like a log. goylog
>>219341839The goyloaf
>>219341799>ramen aspicgood lord
that shit got deleted, that fucking g*rman reported it
>>219341826will do. i never really got into pressure cookers cause i heard you made them into bombs and that scared me.
they do it for free
>>219341862just get an electric one, the instapot ones are pretty safe compared to stovetop ones
Did you know innstapot was created by a canadian
What's the one stock to invest my wagie money into that will free me from wagedom
>>219341898good to know. thanks. it seems pretty easy to figure out once you get going at it. i have the other one so i might try it then.
>>219341909>potDude…
>>219341912bitcoin
>>219341912A fucking gun stock so you can rob a bank
holy fuck it's already 9 o'clock
>>219341912Most investing is just a shield against inflation at best (vs sitting on cash)
>>219341912you gotta diversify your portfolio. since shits kinda down right now buy some schd for your roth ira
>>219341912rocketlab maybe
>>219341740It's because theyre the only people that respond to these polls Any normal person trashes these spam polls so it skews heavily to committee freaks
>>219341928what kinda retard robs a bank with a gun stock? you need the rest of the fucking gun. this is why we don't invite you to our heists
>>219341923Btc is dead
They call me the /cum/ mogul
>>219341943*committed
What's the matter, wake up babe, afraid you've barely touched your "Don't talk to me until I've had my morning "we live in a mobius strip of Seinfeld societies" mug" again Garfie baby?
>>219341950What? I bring the stock and you guys bring the rest. It's a team effort
A potluck robbery where everybody brings some different shit
I'm gonna rip my dick off and flush it down the toilet
>>219341988Things mass shooters post on xitter the day before
i find the way most people on 4chan talk about women really gross and disrespectful, i hope it's mostly just edgy jokes
I want to perform judo moves on women
>>219341985fuck off, you always want to be the lookout so you can get cred without the risk
>>219341994it's not
>>219341994Sadly, it’s not.
>>219342006The lookout has the same legal liability as anyone else involved in the crime
women are so fucking dumb it is very easy to exploit them sexually
umm, black bros??
ozempic o algo
>>219342032They're out the door as soon as shit gets serious
>>219342048it's so far ingrained that they don't even understand why they flee fatherhood
>>219342020incorrect, and some of these guards shoot back. that's why you get a very small cut
>>219342048>>219342055They're disproportionately more likely to grow up with unmarried parents but the fathers that stick around (even if not married) tend to spend a lot of time with their kids. I think that's a habit brought over from Africa.
>>219342032Gen Z only engages in silly relationships
>>219341994Yeah those guys are really awfulsooooo anyway do you want to have sex with me
just exported 2 lbs of feces
I'm planning a heistI need a driver, the muscle, a safecracker, a hacker, a man on the inside and the lookoutI'll be in charge of the raping
>>219342085You're gonna have to pay the duty on that
heheduty
hehehehehehdiarrhea
>>219341912Forklift cert
Holy shit new caseoh video is up bros!
>>219341912Vending machine business
Show me potato salad!
Turns out the Rhode Island troon shooter and his wife were kissing cousins lol
>>219342130XXX
>>219342131Do Americans typically do this?
>>219342130
>>219342131troonism is rapidly becoming a low class phenomena
>>219342138>>219342144Hahaha :)
>>219342131>Rhode Island troon shooterit’s gunperson, chuddie
I've got all these sardines that are about to expire but I don't like them that much. That's okay, we shouldn't love every single meal we eat. That's how you get fat as hell.
>>219342168If you have the self control, you can just eat a lower quantity of very delicious food
>>219342168I like to stir fry them with rice and veggies
Making butter chicken
>>219342186How about butthole chicken and it’s warmed up in an Indian man’s rectum?
hickory smoked horse buttholes
Let's play spin the butthole
>>219341794One of the greatest tragedies is the destruction of the world fairs. Really shame, even Japan made a beautiful world fair.
>>219342208Done! What do I win?Another butthole!
>>219342208What are the rules?
>>219342214>>219342225Dunno. But i bet it hurts a lot
>>219342217DJIA status?
>>219342214what are you gonna do with that 3rd butthole?
Anyone want to play smell the butthole
>>219342240Okay, but promise you won't fart
>>219342240one of these days we're gonna have smell-o-vision and you'll be sorry
well my cooking got complemented at least. if i remember for next time ill put the onion in earlier to get better caramelization
>>219342272Just bring him back in the summer
>>219342131There was a shooting yesterday? How did I not hear about this?
>>219342295the shooter was a mentally ill tranny it's not a good look
>>219342274today I messed up the potatoes but salvaged it pretty well
>>219342295The troon community is already facing too much backlash from the Tumblr Ridge event, so the Jewish media is giving them a mulligan on the Rhode Island troon shooting
>>219342304how were you doing them? what did salvaging them entail?
Listening to Silver Mt. Zion
Just hawked up a yellow stone
>>219341994Shut up you dumb whore
>>219342331https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fN7udMAMog
We love our cops, our law enforcement We love our veterans, they're important
>>219342314Baked potatoes. Turns out you can't treat big yellow potatoes the same as brown skinned baking potatoes (sorry, "African American" potatoes), who knew? They were seriously undercooked come dinner time.>salvageChopped into chunks and sauteed in oil, with the lid on.>>219342356how is the smell?
>>219341994Is it edgy to say I want to rub a woman's soles on my face
Currently talking to a beautiful 23 y/o redhead girl from Chilliwack.
>>219342383>how is the smell?Not good
>>219342373https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIlOpa8-gaUThat's that shit right there
>>219342401its really an indian man in mumbai
>>219342401Offer to wack her chili
What’s the cost-benefit analysis on this?
Last fart of the night
>>219342426imagine all the delicious food you would miss out on if you didnt fund that 1 billion dollars
>>219342426probably waaaay more than 1 billion
Water bros we’re so back
almost the season to shave my nipple hair
wan mirrion twoops
>>219342467Just in time for the AI and nuclear energy boom
>>219342445A small price to pay for Haitian mud cookies indeed
>>219342383>Chopped into chunks and sauteed in oil, with the lid on.smartgood save :) those little potatoes are delicious. most of what i make these days are sweet potatoes though.
>>219342467you could give every brown person a glass of water every day for six weeks
Canada caught cheating again. This is a sad day for the curling community.
>>219342468I use tweezers instead
>>219342499The only competitive curling i care about
i feel bad for any woman that has to deal with my crusty dusty ass
>>>219341527Your body produces that naturally and it's basically just the hunger hormone. You can take something that regulates it.
>>219342426This makes no sense though. If you're not paying taxes in this country you typically have to pay out of pocket. Most clinics will have a chart on the wall stating rates for tourists/foreigners.
i want to try the new spicy chicken from dairy queen
>>219342531Just get the Chicken Strip Basket with the country gravy bro
>>219342531spicy chicken milkshake?
I wasn't sure if I wanted to take this girl on a date, but she just messaged me basically saying, "take me on a date," so I guess we're going on a date now.
>>219342535i want spicy chicken you stupid fuck
>>219342542Then go get it you fat fag
>>219342537its comes with icecream as a dipping sauce
Dairy Queen's chicken is Godawful.
Milk me longstyle
>>219342542what if they don't have any? if i was a psycho billionaire i would doordash all dairy queens nationwide just to deplete their spicy chicken inventory
>>219342547momberg shall be getting it potentially on the weekend
>>219342565Jason
>>219342561imma kill you old style
>>219342429Spoke too soon
>>219342564thats not possible it just came out
>Fuck me running>Fuck me sideways Two things I often say^^^
I'm finna poop you peestyle
>>219342576Wow haha!
>>219342580
Another old stock, distinctly Anglo-Canadian phrase is, "heavier than a brick shithouse!"
I just farted out of my big ugly dick whehehehe
>>219342594What's on the ceiling fan
>>219342594he stole mombergs nail polish and pearl necklace
>>219342594Based.
>>219342594I hope he left me a little present inside my ass while I was knocked out
Set up overnight oats. It's 1/2 a cup of oats, a handful of raisins, a tbsp each of chia seeds, ground sunflower seeds, ground flax seeds, and ground pumpkin seeds, mixed into milk in a bowl. It'll soak in the fridge and I'll have it in the morning.
So twitter just allows actual CP posts now. Actual horrible shit just posted in the replies to a jersey Mike's coupon post that was posted like 20 minutes ago and still up.I've only ever seen it posted in high volume 4chan stickies like world cup threads and it's always deleted instantly.I genuinely hate the internet. Humanity would be better off without it
>>219342621I love you
Darksydephil genuinely struggling to set up a virtual boy
>>219342621I hate raisins.
>>219342628Firehouse subs would never allow this
>>219342639firehouse fucking sucks compared to jersey mikes
Jersey Mike's for cold subs firehouse for hot subs
>>219342638I don't have them super often because they're full of sugar but I use them if I want to make something sweet and fruity without just dumping sugar in.
*Surreptitiously heads to X*
Crazy Brett Cooer glazing Clavicular crashout labubu
notice how catyank never denied beinf in epstein's inner circle despite being accused multiple times
Every night before bed I like to stick a banana up my ass and then deep throat it. I've been getting better sleep now.
why is schizophrenia considered cool on the internet hallucinating shit and being crazy sounds scary
absolute dogshit thread rn
not even in the bloody breadberg is he
All over and under the big comfy couch
>>219342723I liked the omorashi episode
MY STONE WALLON DOG GAYSDUCT TAPE ON THE SEALINSTUCCO CAVEMAKE ME EDDYOKAY OKAYFEEL MEIM IN AN 8-HIGH'BANDONED BUILDIN'NO DAYLIGHTWUN MIDNIGHTLAMP LITTWENNY4SEVENPLAPPRD OUT WINDOWSTWO EXITSSTRERT O NOSEDIVETO THE NEXT LIFEIN SECONDSBUT DEICIDE AIN'T MUH STALLIONSO I'M SURROUNDED
>Jersey Mike's
Coming to realize if I just had a regular routine I would feel a lot better.
why do I have to keep solving 3 captchas
>>219342723With Lunette the Clown?
shidd boutta get poonami up in 'ere
jonesing for a mountain dew but im saving it for tomorrow
Dogberg doesn't like when I dry her paws with a towel
>>219342594kino cheekbones, eyes, lips, nose and hair
>>219342594based woman respecter
>>219342934
Peppers and eggs? That’s what I should have had.
>>219342831Woman
>>219342946Imagine the farts
I'm afraid to go to sleep because I think everyone is going to leave without me like Syd the sloth in Ice Age
this forged evidence ace attorney case is so darn confusing
>>219342968We'll always be here
I paid $4 for two bulbs of garlic today. The west has gone insane.
>>219343007Which game are you playing
>>219343007I hate all the magician/circus cases in the series
compared to judaism, islam is the religion of peace
>>219343020Two bulbs gets you a lot of garlic to be fair. You're not some poor, cheap fuck are you?
>>219342934>>219342941who the fuck are these even for anyway women dont respect you for doing this bullshit
I hate to bring it up but we have to talk about the gun and cheating problem in Canada. This is insane.
I’m gonna kerplunk poopicide
Getting lectured on why I'm poor and cheap etc by the sole proprietor of a business when I simply expressed my dismay at the prices is so dehumanizing.
>>219343053They are evil, evil people. Truly rotten. What more is there to say?
>>219343053how about the cheating cankuks theyre cheating again a woman now got caught this timethey figured out the ultimate "sport" to cheat in because it's a gentlemen's game and doesnt have a refshouldnt have let the bastard leafs in
>>219342949so do we have the picture of the hockey game killer??????????
They hate us cuz they anus
>>219343082yeah it was a tranner looks just like jason's dad
cummiessss!!!!
>>219343105you guys told me to hit on girls in my university's gym but it's just landwhales and 6s wanting to become 7s like I think I was the most attractive person there everyone was eyeraping me and staring like fuck
Are you soifacing right now?
Oyasumi mina-san
>>219343126no sam no watch
>282 / 38He lost a customer.
might touchy wouchy my peanus weanus hehehe :D
>>219343126This Spring is looking pretty damn good
>>219343127Should be: "Mina-san oyasumi"
>>219342949So this is just like when Jason puts the tip of his dick inside a virgin girl's pussy, but she pushes him away fuck
>>219343188Nice.
>>219343125>everyone was eyeraping me and staring like fuckdamn nice bro, next time there will definitely be hot girls there and you'll get one of their numbers for sure
6/10 moderate-chubsters are sliming their slizzes for anon as they pretend to text while walking on the treadmills
ordering a pizza today
>>219343239i imagined that whispered into my ear, and it made me uneasy
bros im sick buti want to go to the store to get nyquil before the week long snow storm starts but also its hard for me to even stand up without getting dizzy
>>219343082
>>219343209I am autistic I was on the bus, and this cute 18 year-old redhead with blue eyes leaned her head on me while she was on her phone. She also stretched her legs across me, and I could see her cameltoe like the outline of her pussy through her sweatpants but I didn't do anything. I'm too chicken shit. What would you have done? I froze I am scared of girls
>>219343259what fucking snow storm?
a tree just fell on the house. it was only a small tree so i felt the wood in the room moving but it didnt actually crash through. its a small one though and there's not much to do about it late at night. lucky nothing worse happened i spose. got a big one cleared out this summer mightve taken the house out. this is the second time a tree's fallen in my house while I'm in it. what are the chances lol>>219343024doing the bonus episode for 1the sj9 case
>>219343259I'm coming down with a cold. Shit's not fun. I smoke too so it'll prob last a month. FUCK.
>>219343270
hockey killer?
>>219343295FUCK
>>219341441Do people actually watch these stupid video essays anymore
>>219343268He shot up the hockey rink because hockey is the most toxic male shit there is prove me the fuck wrong you fucking can't motherfucker
>>219341453I've staid at a few seedy hotels in my day. it's always a surreal experience. I wonder who the people that work at those places are and what twists of life misfortune brought them to working at a shitty motel
>>219343302A tranner shot up a hockey rink mid-game and killed 3
>>219343337hockey is fun af you cheer when your team has the puck and you go BOOOO when they get a penalty for kicking the other team's ass. then you get to watch the zambonis clean all the ice.
since when has air fryer paper existed, what the fuck
Well, miss, it looks like you're gonna spend some time in the penalty box
>>219343363Good idea, sexy ecchi hockey
listening to old school memphis rap rn feeling like pic related
>>219343295i want some rain im suffering wish the government actually had a weather machine to fix this drought
Did you start your plants indoors yet?
My personal motto: "Too weird to live, too strange to die."
do i spend about $10 extra to buy it online, or do i drive about an hour to buy it in person?
>>219343415Online, you don't realize what it costs to drive a car for an hour
The thread’s almost over. Quick! Ejaculate in my sphincter! Do it right now! Hurry! Before it’s too late!
>>219343400I don’t own any land albeit
>>219343436my car has good gas mileage tho.
>>219342941the genesis of the performative white male
>>219343436about $2.5-6 getting 20 mpg, double if its an hour both ways
NEW!!!>>219343454>>219343454>>219343454
>>219343125corr shag em allshag em all>>219343256people said diss dude was incompetentthey had no idea what was comin'
>>219343268should be illegal no cap>>219343269kinda weird if you didnt know herim suspicious of women dont know doin shidd like that in the ciddylhow bros get raped in colombia innit
>>219343457Gas is less than half the all in cost, though I grant there are a lot of fixed costs like insurance
>>219343494what are you talking aboutalso my state doesnt even require insurance
Why did you quit stalking her bros?
