tim edish
>>219345871seasideMARK
>>219345880is a nonce
GOOLD?
wrong thread, idiots
The English language must be dismantled and ultimately destroyed.
>>219345908You’re forgetting about bro tier sikh vote
>>219345908Rorke is also now shilling for Restore which means Reform has also lost the crucial NEET dosser incel vote
>>219345908Yuppies in Denton?
>>219345936oui, OUI!
honestly lads i haven't got an ounce of sense
>>219345936That's already happened thanks to you lot
>>219345958Yes, Oui, WE, can make this happen... Facilitate zis destrucion....
>>219345947I love how this riles up both chuds and leftyfreaks in equal measure hahaha
>>219345983I’m just happy reform are losing votes
>>219345983why would it rile up us leftyfreaks
>>219346000Why
Sikhs literally are bro-tier though, they’re generally so sound irl
>>219345981for sure, for sure
>>219346007I'm a gay mong so I'm voting green
>>219346009Dunno, used to go to school with a guy called prab and he was a knob.
need to Sikh some pussy
>>219346000I’m glad they’re losing the smelly chud vote as well>>219346002Leftymong HATES that non-white people (who he views as his pets) vote for non-left wing parties. He thinks non-white people can’t be right-wing and calls them coconuts and shit like that
>>219345957Yuppies in DentonThe five star jetsetters in reddishSome guy on Brit said it so its gotta be true
>Sikhs literally are bro-tier though, they’re generally so sound irl
>>219346035You seem upset
it is not independence, but dominance, that makes the difference
>>219345969
>>219345957Yeah in the Manchester areas
>>219345951howlingdone 'em
>>219346042Well you are autistic and struggle to process emotions even looking at someone face to face so it doesn’t surprise me you struggle to realise I’m laughing at you
my mum's side of the family is from denton but they all escaped in the 70s so I can only assume it's now full of wogs
*brap*
>>219346035>Leftymong HATES that non-white people (who he views as his pets) vote for non-left wing parties. He thinks non-white people can’t be right-wing and calls them coconuts and shit like thatbut I'm a lefty and I don't think that
>>219346007It’s clear to anyone with a brain they are conservative 2.0 so I’d rather just have normal Labour vs Conservative if that’s the case
right well
>>219346072rather greng isn't it
So who is a person who inspires you? Was asked this at a job interview and I just said I like Wagner and Germans in general because it was for a position at a German firm.
Right well that's a fanny with copious discharge stains in the undies now isn't it
>>219346061A lot of >inferringin this particular post. Not sure what's got you so worked up so early in the morning.
had to reinstall VLC and now it's not showing thumbnails for webm files anymore, just the traffic cone icon and i have no idea how to fix itthis is UNACCEPTABLE
>>219346073>I'm a leftywhat do you mean by that
That boil on her arsecheek needs lancing
>they allowed some of the more based tories to join therefore they are just the tories now
>Surrey sinkhole celebrates its first birthday: Families have been evacuated, shops shut and village ruined but there is still no sign of 60ft chasm being fixed We at /brit/ say happy birthday to the Surrey sinkhole!
todays eats:>breakfastnothing>lunchshin ramen and baby corn>dinnerpepperoni pizza
>>219346097Just reboot your pc you whiny little mong
>>219346101socialist
>>219346101well fundamentally I hate white people and think we should give way to hordes of brown underclass workers so that we can all live in equal poverty
Right well I'm not going to be helping a frogposter am I
>>219346096>this early in the morningIt’s 10am mate, might be early for a jobless incel like you but is normal people have been up for hours
>>219346119Ew.
>>219346117no it's been weeks i've been dealing with this shite now
>>219346097i did ityou're welcome
>>219346086kaan perje jerve ukkula
>>219346125:)
>>219346119>socialistwhat do you mean by that
yeah nah yeah nah nahsing this corrosion to me
>>219346105>Jenrick>based
>>219346152Yeah
>>219346140belonging to the socialist tradition, to be more specific, libertarian marxist
>>219345947Screaming how quickly they switch up on their white voter base
>>219346123Well I do have a job that I'm at currently, but it's obviously not as stressful as yours. Maybe time for a tea break? Only been in for an hour but treat yourself.
Barely any of you will even slime your way outside to vote anyway you boring mongoloids
>>219346157>libertarian marxistwhat do you mean by that
>>219346152Jenrick got redpilled, he speaks a lot of sense. Besides, you need people like him who know how parliament works to get this done.
please stop posting porn lads i'm giving up the wankentoil for lent
>>219346173basically i follow the teachings of an unemployed jewish schizo from the 19th century, because I'm an unemployed welsh schizo from the 21st century
>>219346169You’ve been done I’m afraid matey, nobody with a job would think 10am is “early in the morning”. Feel free to keep going with the passive aggressive posts if you want though
I wonder if women are bitchy or bully other women about their fanny or tits, fellas with a small knob get mean banter and sometimes bullying and I wonder if women are the same Can’t ask the missus as she will say I’m a freak getting off on the idea but that’s besides the point
>>219346186*tickles your willy*
10am is basically lunch time
What the fuck was his problem?
>>219346173that's specific enough to look up now
>>219346175Was he red pilled when he was boasting on TV about being the one to open hotels for illegals immigrants or did he only conveniently become redpilled now he needs to win an election?
remember the 2026 lent gimmick
>>219346205She would hate the kinofilm Terrifying Women: Violent High School Girls' Classroom then
>>219346216Helped to destroy England as a Christian country, but ultimately it was Henry VIII who set that in motion.
>>219346157libertarian marxism seems a bit contradictory. every socialist state in history has been the reverse of libertarian. you cant be socialist without heavy state meddling.
>>219346205>fellas with a small knob get mean banter and sometimes bullyingWhat in gay saunas or summat?
>>219346214No it’s early in the morning mate, I’m a toiler by the way I’m definitely not a NEET who’s only just woken up
>>219346219not sure why you're struggling to describe your beliefs but it doesn't bode well for you being an intelligent or well-informed person
>>219346220>people can’t change their opinions or admit they were wrong about something
>>219346198Grow up
forgot it was thursday today
>>219346230What about the Paris commune but maybe that only works in France
I wish I could find the Webm that was posted here last year.It was what was seemingly a 10/10 woman in her kitchen (I think) in a red dress and she raises her skirt and she has a semi erect willy Easily the hottest tranny in existence
spaki doesn't like sikhs because he's muslim
Friday lads gonna get down on Friday meet the lads on Friday
>>219346261grimmest post of the year so far
>>219346247I accept your concession. Now go back to bed sleepyhead, I think you need a couple more hours!
>>219346252>Paris communeProbably romanticised horseshitBit like how american lefties will look back fondly on CHAZ in future decades
10am is plenty of time to have built up a healthy rage at the world. It's a good English all encompassing anger that helps me a productive member of society. Anyone that isn't rageposting at this time is a smelly incel.
people I like redpilled and le bvsed... people I not like cringe and sovlless... they're not kino..
>>219346266he doesnt have any beliefs. he's too scared to have any. he just hides behind unseriousness and clowning. forming a serious belief would make him vulnerable and he cant be having that.
They got some zoomer making edits for them now https://x.com/RestoreBritain_/status/2024012005250609545
>>219346252sorry in what way was the paris commune not an incredibly oppressive and illiberal state
>>219346230there haven't been any libertarian marxist run states, lenin, stalin, mao, tito, they're all authoritarians, their ideas like the two step strategy were criticised at the time by the libertarian marxistsfor marxists the point is for there to be no state>>219346243wdym struggling?
i'm looking for a man in finance, 6' 5", blue eyes
>>219346291probably youboring advertiser
>>219346303>for marxists the point is for there to be no stateso you're fantasists
>>219346296>illiberalsocialists aren't liberals, we aren't looking to preserve capitalist property rights
>>219346303well that seems entirely quixotic.
>>219346310I’m a boomer though
>>219346303>for marxists the point is for there to be no stateoh okayso why did all of those people who were much better educated on Marx disagree with you?
I just want to watch Parliament burning
>>219346312almost all of the time humans have been on the planet we haven't had states>>219346320it's a pretty normal strain of marxism>>219346330like whom? stalin?
>>219346291whoa epic!! they’re so down with the kids!!
>>219346332XXDDDD
just punched the wall after learning what israel is
>>219346317why are you replying to me? you're not finnish, fuck off
>>219346303>for marxists the point is for there to be no statenot even communists and socialists agree with this, as evidenced by the first sentence in your post
>>219346348no
>>219346309I presume you're a hot petite blonde with nice tits and arse to be asking for such?
>>219346338>almost all of the time humans have been on the planet we haven't had stateswhen? be specific
Fun fact: Al Capone’s name is Arabic meaning “the capone”.
>>219346338>almost all of the time humans have been on the planet we haven't had statesso you're advocating for humans to return to very small familial tribes that use rape and violence to enforce rules and power? >it's a pretty normal strain of marxismok and? its still quixotic
>>219346342What are you a Parliament-fucker?
>>219346338>like whom?lenin, stalin, mao, etc.
job centre video call toil looms
>>219346349you might want to look up what marx says about the abolition of the stateeven the most hardline stalinist says that the state will wither away>>219346370>so you're advocating forbad faith argument
Just had my ashes and the Eucharist lads. Feeling very much replenished, me
>>219346378We at, what is now apparently, Brit/pol/ say "get a job"
>>219346384>>so you're advocating for>bad faith argumentwhat are you advocating for then
>>219346378leftypol telling the lil African fella he has mental health so can't workrorke chatting up the fat bird
Had a dream I came inside my wife’s sister and it was super realistic and I can’t stop thinking about it
>>219346384>bad faith argumentthats you running away from the argument. you cant even defend your own position. not a good look
>>219346399the raped
>>219346399UUFFFFFF
>>219346376lenin talk about the withering away in state and revolutiondo I need to do the other two
>>219346384>even the most hardline stalinist says that the state will wither awayyes and no one is really sure how, or why, or whenbecause you're engaging with the fantasies of an resentful, jobless Jewish retard
>>219346378Dossing cunt(Hope it’s not a Nigerian x)
>>219346385there's a chance this is genuinewish i believed like you, la, really do
>>219346105Robert Jenrick who set up the hotel system and brought at least 20,000 Afghan's over here believing it to be our moral duty is based?The less said about Braverman the better
British media today is filled with articles about Ramadan and even Chinese New Year but there is scant mention that Lent begins today.
yeah I’m gonna start pretending to be Catholic again see if I get any dates
>>219346428My job centre work coach is a nice placid old white man who seemingly wouldn't hurt a fly
>>219346436It seemed the best thing to do at the time, and yes, clearly it was our responsibility to take those Afghans since they were endangered because of us. And there’s nothing you can say about Braverman because she has a pretty spotless record, if it wasn’t for the deep state getting in her way the Rwanda scheme would be up and running now and we would be deporting thousands of illegals per week and the small boats would have stopped
do it for u amen
>>219346395marxism isn't really a position of advocation as much as analysis, there's a kind of fatalism in marxism, if any grand historical changes happen it wont be cause some people advocated for it really hard, it'll be due to bigger social shifts like capital accumulation in the bourgeoisie saw the end of feudalism
>>219346401oh shit I look bad to the people saying I must be advocating rape
>>219346442When I got the tube home from mass this morning a LOT of cuties were looking at the cross on my forehead. Might go and work from a cafe this afternoon see if any of them mention it x
it Wednesday *starts humping you*
Rorke’s da wanks on all fours
>>219346477you used that lifestyle as a defence to criticism of your position.
>>219346482What does the T stand for?
>>219346506twat
>>219346485not in the mood
>>219346502no
>>219346506User to have people asking me that as a kid lol, never knew what to say
>>219346465>and yes, clearly it was our responsibility to take those Afghans since they were endangered because of us.Fucking hell lad they saw you coming lmao
>>219346521What an anecdote
Sunset closing in on 6pm over the next few weeks. We're almost out of Winter for another year lads
>>219346517ah ok just making conversation were you. good one.
>>219346535not a year though is it. more like 8 months.
>>219346523It’s true. Whether you agreed with the Afghan war or not, Britain got those people into this mess and it’s our responsibility to get them out. It’s evil thirdie behaviour to not deal with the consequences of your mistakes.
>>219346537hey stop advocating rape dude that's so uncool
Restore already has more members than the lib dems lol
>What an anecdote
>>219346565All totally 100% real people and not Russian bots, of course
just seen a yeasty fanny scrolling through the thread, not really on is it
>>219346574cope
>>219346575Looked in a mirror did you?
>>219346575yea but if you don't like it, YOU'RE GAY
Went shopping at 'burys yesterday and it was full of Pakis. All of their Ramadan shite is 1/3rd of the price of anything Christmas or Easter related. Sick of it.
binned off getting the car cleaned because I can't be arsed, going to get stoned and play goldeneye instead
>>219346606Are fasting for Lent then?
>>219346550>It’s evil thirdie behaviour to not deal with the consequences of your mistakes.It's not our mistakes it's their mistakesThey chose to work with a foreign government for a handsome pay packet There was no condition of being rehomed if the previous government took over again, they knew this and yet did it anywayIt's been shown time and time again that most of the Afghans who came here came on utterly fraudulent grounds, fake letters from the Taliban threatening them, spurious connections to people that actually did work with the forcesYou clearly have no understanding of the workings of the third worldOnce again this country has been made a mug of and useful idiots like you cheer it along
in bed farting
Feels a bit ironic to fast for Lent while I’m still a NEET dosslord. He who does not work shall not eat and all that
>>219346620Get stoned and get stuck in cleaning out the inside, stick some tunes on. Sounds like a great time. Don't do the outside that doesn't matter at all. Don't be a little bitch.
>>219346651Could fast from being a jobless cretin?
>>219346660Curious that you could post this despite working
>>219346673Wfh god aren't I
>>219346656can't because I live in a third floor flat and have no easy access to a plug to hoover the car
>>219346635It’s not their mistake, we (as in the West) chose to pull out of their country and the evil scum filled the power vacuum, that’s not the fault of these normal people and their families who tried to help us at great personal risk. It’s a good job fickle fuckers like you aren’t in charge because nobody would trust us ever again if we ever have to do something similar.
>>219346681Wank from home you mean? Dosslord.
day 2 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
>>219346683You still have a plug in hoover? What is this the dark ages? Come on mate sort your act out.
Who? Me? Woke up barely able to move along with a pounding headache and a sore throat.
Getting all scared because it's ramadan which means muslims get all angry they can't eat and blame us so then they blow us up A hungry muslim is nearly as dangerous as an incel
>>219346708soft lad
need the west to stop killing itself pronto
>>219346699SCREAMING
>>219346699Promising gimmick.
>>219346385What are your ashes?
the proto yank gf doesnt like irn brumight have to dump her
>>219346701had it for about 8 years shan't be replacing it when it still functions fine. Maybe when the old girl finally packs in after years of sucking up my pubes and biscuit crumbs but can't see that happening any time soon
>>219346686The only fickle fuckers here are the Afghans who chose to betray their own country at the promise of 30 pieces of silverThe same people that you believe are such a boon to this country and won't switch up again the second it becomes convenient And as I've already mentioned most of the people were not at risk and are here fraudulently, what you think every private in the army had their own butler and pillow fluffer?You really are a mug aren't you
>>219346712all they're doing is skipping lunch. they make a big deal over nothing
I’d shag Emma Watson and eat her shit.
>>219346741Nu sugartax irn bru is shit, try her on the expensive glass bottle classic stuff.
>>219346732Priest draws a cross on your forehead with ashes and says “repent and believe in the gospel”
>>219346741you need to have it at an early age otherwise you won't like it
>>219346743Actually yeah I admire that. Wifeberg made me get a new one recently because the old one had broken and been expertly repaired by me several times. It doesn't matter that there's duct tape holding it together and that the on off switch has been replaced with a cheap ebay rocker switch. Anyway, that's living in my loft until her fancy new shark dies and will make it's triumphant return.
>>219346755trvke
>>219346758Weird. We don't do that in Lutheran churches.
>>219346767ur wife fit? ever spaffed on her face and made her walk around outside?
>>219346712Mad to think that most terrorist incidents committed by them are on Friday after their prayers. What’s more mad is that they claim to fast hardcore but most of them gain weight during ramadan because they gorge themselves stupid on a night
>>219346787Yes and no, not necessarily in that order.
>>219346712This year is a piece of piss it's like a 10 hour fast
>>219346784Quite normal in Catholic churches.
thinking of joining the catholic church actually
Remember minions? Hahaha :-)
honestly fucking hate muslims. not a christian or a big fan of christianity but as far as religions go it's obviously the least bad option by far
for me it's gash wednesday
Watching this Hobbit Battle of the Five Armies and it just keeps going. I swear it's about 3 pages in the book
>>219346821Did it last year actually, confirmation was on Easter. Was quite nice, someone gave me a pocket watch as a gift (not a fucking clue what to do with that)
>>219346846only good hobbit film was the first one and even that was very mid
another big day of rotting alone in my room again on the cards
Saving my good posts for the new
fuck sake bender bruce
>>219346846bilbo gets knocked out right at the start and wakes up afterwards. tolkein clearly couldnt be arsed writing battles honestly and fair play
>>219346855I remember watching it at the cinema feeling more dread as it went on because there was no way they were going to be able to complete the story. Had no idea they'd announced a trilogy, thought they were just going to do a nice sensible one and done film. Lost a lot of respect for Peter Jackson that day. Then I got raped by Michael Jackson.
>>219346848How can anyone not find this hot
>>219346848Are they twins? wtf
>>219346883Really depends on your level of knowledge, I did a lot of research and only needed a bit of guidance so I basically did it in 6 months, it’s quite nice too, especially if you enjoy reading the Bible or like history
>>219346876I remember him doing pretty good battles in the books
finally got a match on hinge and she told me she's so severely mentally ill that she's the only person in her office allowed to work from home. meatball with cheese on seeded roll
Some handy hints here lads. Stay safe out there during these hard times.
>>219346880mj was set up by the jews. the brotha din du nuffin
>>219346936howl
>>219346936sc
>>219346913battles of the hornburg and the pelennor fields are good but you probably remember them being longer than they actually are.
>>219346914That's fine you can have your coffee, not like God is all-seeing and all-knowing is it, he's as daft as a brush
>>219346917Looks like Elton John did a little squeaker on that one mate
Preteen kiddies doing satanic rituals after seeing them little yellow italian blokes in blue overalls doing it
>>219346936yanks are mental creatures
can’t stop pissing since i got drunk 2 days ago. my dilapidated unc body can no longer handle booze
>>219346957maybe it's just because the film battles are so stupid
>>219346917Paki
>>219346985YesYou can find them on this thing known as Google
>>219346981surely most people do that
mokapot doing bits on the hob rn
>>219346936so if it's POV does that mean the dad started taking fentanyl and she died for unrelated reasons I'm confused
nth for my wife, Yuno Gasai
>>219346936you've failed as a parent if your teenaged daughter ends up hooked on opioids
So I suppose all you trvdcvths will be abstaining from meat today will you? And every Friday for that matter
>>219346981pretty sure that's just called "saving"
Need Emma Watson to rub her poo in my face with her bum and really smear it in.
imagine being the above everything entity and caring that some bit of detritus that you made knowing they would eat some pork actually then goes and eats some pork
>>219347022already do, ladalthough, it's Orthodox Christians who are supposed to abstain from meat during Lent.
coffeechads RISE UP
>>219346981Sorry I know I'll get slated for this opinion here but women are evil
rorke having a man chat with leftypol about his mental health
>>219346981everyone should do thisnot like a whole house worth but enough you could deal with some bullshit
>>219347013If you weren't such a pleb you would have said obliged
>>219347057we gon be stimulated today boy
>>219347070yes mate /brit/ is famously a bastion of women's rights
Can you help us find Billie?Billie, aged 14, was last seen at home on New South Head Road, Double Bay, about 10pm last night (Tuesday 18 February 2026).
>>219347040Women don't understand that as a concept. My dad gave me 5k end of last year and my wife immediately started talking about an extension we don't need.
if someone gave me a job i’d do it but they won’t so apparently i’m a parasite
>>219347112>Double Baytarq slutas a rule i try not to wish harm on people but as the capitalist class do not technically count as people i can wish only the worst
feel sleepymight go to bed
Might play some more League even though I should play Nioh
leftypol's da wanking off his english teacher in the guardian comment section
>>219347134Played like 15 games of League yesterday and I feel like a piece of shit
>>219347141>wanking off>offFOY
whats the difference between a gimmick and a memewhats the difference between a gimmick and ritualposting
>>219347148Mad how shit it makes you feel even when you win. Basically a drug
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/feb/18/tfl-facebook-ad-banned-negative-stereotype-black-menomdsblack fragility
Rorke fantasising about abducting teenaged Australians with dysfunctional family dynamics and deprived socioeconomic backgrounds
genuinely baffling how hard nige has fumbled, reform are fucking tanking hard what a mong
>>219347154These gay porn webms just make me sad that I'll never be attractive
>>219347160won the majority of the games but it's always a slogone of those games where even playing well isn't rewarding because your team is always retarded
>>219347158when I do it it's a gimmickwhen others do it it's ritualposting
I have to actually do brain work todayFucking fuming
>>219347181gays will shag most anything matelong as you're not a total munter most literally will not care for a blowie
cried in front of the protogf earlier
don't think i care anymore
black people have a lot of soul and are much more funny and genuine than white people. unfortunately they are also inclined towards egotism and aggression, particularly the young men
Shan’t be clicking any aussie webms.
>>219347201you some sort of fanny lad?
get the pensioners wanked off
>>219347184Yh I won a close game earlier but only because we had +1 not retarded player on our team over the enemy team. Problem is the team that wins is decided by who has less retards
Btw "Australian WebM Poster" is Spaino if that wasn't obvious
>>219347203this is what happens when you submit to drugs and debauchery x
>>219347200>long as you're not a total munterhaha about that...
>>219347221Unfortunately EU servers on basically every game seem to be strictly inhabited by retardsLeague is slightly better because they separate Turks and Russians from us
>>219347167Fairly obvious that he wanted to get all the proles riled up about the boatmongs but then someone (israeli masters) told him if he doesn't want to be another failure story he's going to actually have to stick to some of his campaign promises. So he had to pivot to talking about how great immigration is and he really wants loads more of them all the time, and this has completely alienated his fan base that are all single issue voters. The other party won't get enough momentum since they're being squashed from the start and none of the old school conservatives are willing to go that far So we're just back to con and lab duality with green and reform pinching a few local counselor positions and getting a couple of seats each. Thus the status quo continues.
mad how i am a divinely ensouled being and you are all evil automata
>>219347231i submitted to neither
>>219347235if everyone except you are retards shouldnt you win every game? or are you being beaten by retards?
I'm so ugly I once went on omegle and the bloke on the other cam did a grimace and turned over to the next person. Never went on it again
>>219347237mad how the jews are always like 10 steps ahead of the goyim
>>219347258meant my team, enemy team are just slightly less retarded
>>219347234i mean long as you're not obese and a genuine 2/10but even then plenty of malformed former nonce-ees out there who go in for hairy fat blokesget on the grindr, get on the sniffies, if all you want is a mouth on your knob there's nothing stopping you.remember as horny as you are is just as horny as other blokes are. much easier than dealing with picky chicks
>>219347259
plotting my escape to the new
I just came here to say that I am gonna try not cum for 3 days, so when I do finally jerk off and cum I will blast loads. this is in addition to cleaning up also something that I want to clean out of my head for a while anyway
Post all the gay porn you want, it doesn't tempt me whatsoever so there is no risk of sin on my part, it only shames you who posts it.
I wonder how much posting umm on blue boards indicates real life unwanted sexual behaviour
>>219347292OI! THAT"S GAY!
>>219347332>umm I popularized that hereby going "um" in real life
Don't have to give up my wife for Lent, do I?
>>219347350corrr
definitely stinks in that room
>>219347167>>219347237Farages support is entirely built on a bed of sand, once the proles become complacent again it'll entire dissolveEspecially when you now have a real right wing alternative to go forI still expect them to sweep the local elections but Keir isn't going to call a generalThey'll probably get a disappointing 100 or so seats next time round
dentistberg said i clench my jaw in my sleepits over for me
get the free sheldon edish made
>>219347363get a job
>>219347386I have a job which I'm doing right now
>>219347369be at peace, son of gondor
BBC News search results2 results about Lent 9 results about Ramadan10 results about Lunar/Chinese New Year
(fancy f), fe = 1 / 2piRC
>>219347404it not right
>>219347369:( things on your mind?
>>219347395stfu you bum. go play and LARP on HOI4 and not try to lie here
>>219347404lent is a bit boring ngl
>>219347404:/
car passed mot but i fucked it up and did it too early so now ive lost a month
>>219342172>>219342172>>219342172
>>219347509>>219347509>>219347509
