blobby biscuit edish
fucking wish i never threw my vape out
there's a mr blobby in all of us
>>219349422
how long after the light turning green is it acceptable to beep the person who hasn’t gone yet
Capitalise your sentences you unfunny zoomer cunts
Right so that's a biscuit decorated to look like Noel Edmonds' intellectual property: Mr Blobby
desu if i go and get it out the bin and give it a good babywipe down itll be fine, even cleaner than it was before desu
>>219349459you can have a suck on mine if you want
wheres toby
https://sunnah.com/abudawud:5224
>>219349415Yeah mate the church tend to be a bit touchy on nonce humour something about it hitting too close to home
Notice I get more (you)s when I use capitals instead of all lowercase
poo
im nonchalant unc ong
The tories (and starmers labour) sell themselves as the grown ups and mature adults who are "making the hard decisions"It is very effective because this country is quite insecure about anything seen as childish or idealistic. IMO this is also reflected in our culture (like our comedy). Its all about the hardnosed world weary adult being seen as far more respectable and desirable (as a state) than the bright eyed studentThe hatred that this country has for students is frankly strange and again (IMO) not mirrored in any other country.
MIGHT GIVE IT A GO
>>219349508grow up
>>219349482out shagging
>>219349459you'll get over it matei barely even crave ciggies anymore
fucking hell, first it was gary and now barry's having a go at economicswho next, darren?
Brit?Britfeel?Brit/pol/?It's all Helper's world to me x
>>219349537larry then harry obviously
Always feel like I'm doing something wrong or not doing enough. Can never just relax
i'm indigenous australian
>>219349537normies thinking they solved the matrix with the epstein story even when its very old and cherrypicked information
>>219349537darren's not here at the moment
>>219349422blobby biscuit bitch maam!
>>219349422mr blobby creeps me out
>>219349560Yes they are all sheep unlike you who’s outside the system init cuzzy you’ve got it all figured out
thinking about quitting opioids to become a benzo addict instead, the opioids feel nicer but they're much worse for my health
toil brining me down
I need to get on the lifeboathttps://theuaob.substack.com/p/the-liquidation-of-india-ltd-why
>>219349557well maybe you're right
thats an awfully hot coffee pot
>>219349655u've been done
called my brother woke and now my mums calling me a racist
>>219349663Need you fed, housed and wanked
whatever happened to mousenonce
>>219349741took a short walk off a long pier
>>219349473Never, that's not a permitted use of your horn. Read the Highway Code again.
>>219349473always do this lol I'm not even a confident driver myself but I love scaring neeks
rorke complaining about ramadan even though he's never been to church in his life
>>219349782grow up mate
>>219349780I do it to learners, P plates and old people all the time.>>219349756The horn is to alert people of your presence, so if someone is stopped at a green light for no reason surely you can alert them of your presence
>>219349808love this one
Already Thursday
>>219349814Why would a pedestrian standing on the pavement need to be alerted to your presence inside a stationary vehicle?
>>219349808This is the Citizen Kane of racist Facebook boomer memes
Having a break from the wuppagrind and drinking some Wucozade now. It lush x
>>219349855today is wednesday i know this because i always get a burger on thursdays
>>219349836I get it... haha
>>219349861pedestrians should be vigilant of all nearby vehicles
>>219349836He should read The Bible.
i want your head i want your wicked parts
>>219349896People do become christian as they get older and wiser in life correct
>>219349861Who said pedestrian
>>219349814t. bought an M Sport 318d and tells everyone he has an M3
>>219349924Sorry I misread your post, but either way it's still improper use of the horn and contravenes the Highway Code.
>it's still improper use of the horn and contravenes the Highway Code
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>bradders imageSCREAMING
>>219349881Sean would you wind your neck in?
might start an animal rescue
>>219349958be nice to your ma
>>219349951>Image What did he mean by this?
Green candidate in Gorton and Denton blames the manchester attack on right wing people causing divisionhttps://x.com/_ConnieShaw/status/2024069047206179028
>>219349952grow up
>>219349978charles manson on the leftgirl wearing headphones getting her fanny licked at the top
just bought 100 bibles gonna hand them out to the folks at work during lent
>>219349992bet she has a lovely shaved twat with bright pink lips
28 years old and a virginhow did it come to this?
>>219349992hard to find people more mentally ill than leftists.
Fucking hell dead in here today
>>219350015Saint Thomas Aquinas wrote about this
>>219349992horrible beast
>>219350029Mong hour
>>219350015Probably a combination of hesitation, fear, insecurity, autism and women being mentally ill animals
>>219349836Me going through all the patrick o'brian books
SChttps://x.com/Deadlykalesh/status/2023996799724515836
incel niggas make no effort their entire lives then ask how it came to this lol
>>219349992Sounds like she's about to cry at one point
off to fulham poo if anyone wants out
>>219349932A3 and S3 but close enough yh>>219349940I literally just told you how it isn’t
my cock might be a virgin but my arse isnt
is leftypol conscious of the fact he is destroying civilisation or does he think hes doing the right thing
It’s okay when we do it tho
>>219350015i'm 35 years old and virginnmever been on a date either nor had a gfand i've asked out/hit on literally hunderds of girls>>219350029ash wednesday innit>>219350065porject on>>219350050tbf i need to stop doing it as i've been kicked out of clubs for hitting on girls b4 and stuff
>>219349992Dressed like she should be in Balamory not having a political debate
>>219350122we dont though do we
>>219350137you dont have to constantly lie about your age. we can tell its you mate
>>219350108fucks sake Malaysia
>>219350114its even worse than that. He thinks hes doing the right thing, but is being manipulated by people who want to see evil in the world and have created an ideology that advances both leftymongs interests, and evil interests at the same time
>>219350122this only hurts Jews, since for the majority of Muslims it’s still Halal if the animal is stunned however Jews do not count it as Kosher if the animal is stunned. Stunning is not religiously permitted.
family are very ordinary, even quite working class in some ways. dad made quite a lot of money though (not rich but “affluent”) and sent us to private schools. ended up at an uber-tarqy boarding school where i didn’t fit in at all. not because of money (although excluding those on bursaries and scholarships, i was one of the poorer students there) but due to cultural factors. i was a vulgar uncultured rube in their eyes and they made it obvious i didn’t belong, especially at the end Hope you enjoyed the blog :)
>>219350122well that's dadberg voting for them
cant wait until we get over this silly phase online of talking like a black man
Deport the browns
>>219350160so he is just a pawn in the game one of the greek philosophers said that women and slaves favour tyranny
poop
>>219350155you've got a stiffy aren't you
>>219350169>ban halalNot sure if it is just jews
not a good day, week, or month.
>>219349878giggled in the toilet, me
>>219350210Yes but if you read past the title you’ll see he then only says ban non-stun slaughter, my point is it will still be Halal if it’s stunner but it can’t be Kosher
>>219349422I know Mr Bobby he is on British telly I love Britain but it is evil you must apologize to Ireland
>>219350183I saw this on twitter too haha
what kind of tranny is this?
>>219350236stunned*
Treated myself to a new bike helmet. Better safe than sorry isn't it?
>>219350257A discordtranny seething over their groomercord going down
>>219350259Motorbike or bicycle
just shoved a fried egg up my arse
shart
>>219350312not illegal is it
sick of people coming on here and just lying
might buy a new lambo
sorry
Rorkes new favourite team is Benfica
>>219350257transgenderism and paedophilia are inextricably linked
cleaning my knob with bleach to get rid of the smell
might buy a car and drive it on the road
Linking cartel execution videos to the toilfu
>>219350257The face of a professional degenerate
in silence of the lambs what do they even mean when they say buffalo bill isn’t a “real transgender” but just thinks he is. some trannyception shit right there
>>219350285I'm not a motorbike lout
>>219350423The death penalty is un-Christian.
is Eyes Wide Shut a good movie? Just checked its 2 hours 40 mins so I don’t want to waste my valuable precious time
No bigger sign of a povvo than driving a diesel version of a higher end car.You know you want the big petrol engine, we all know you want the big petrol engine, even the manufacturers try to hide your pathetic cope juice by making it look like the big petrol engine version. Just get a Vauxhall and accept your fate
>>219350423Bad idea to even mention it. He’ll lose potential voters like this. The British public are too cucked for the death penalty conversation.
>>219350439shut up rorke you sad case
>>219350436yeah it’s good
>>219350309That’s the way to do it!
>>219350436Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcF1tsXWa-A
>>219350439torque babby wants he nappy change
Mewgenics is a really fun game, easily indie game of the year material
deport aussies out of /brit/
ash wednesday initno meat today
>>219350416Nice Lycra FAGGOT
>>219350464General public have always been in favour. It was MPs that got rid of it without popular consent
>>219350494Ffs I had hunters chicken for lunch
>>219350506REPENT
>Ukraine to boycott Winter Paralympics There’s a joke somewhere there
>>219350439Odd thing to have feelings about
the last /brit/
>>219350498What book is this?
>>219350498That was 1965 most of the public from then are dead
>>219350531>sedgefieldTony Blair's book presumably
>>219350498based grandma
>>219350545I'm still around you little shite
>>219350498This is what Britain used to be about
yank politics is just two identical parties yelling at eachother for not hating russia enough or not worshipping israel enough
I was born in 1983
>>219350498>we should get rid of prison because I dont want to lock up a murderer in my house what a bizarre argument
>>219350498That woman's name? Lucy Letby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azk0875MKm8
96 degrees is optimal temp any hotter than that you’re gonna burn the bean
>>219350637These women have willys in their hands hehehehe
Sense of despair and gloom hangs over me
I will never watch hell drivers
>>219350698roaring "KAHTIM!!!!!!" out loud in real life to this post
It's mad how all those christians migrated and became a diaspora in europe, ending up replacing the local populations, isn't it? All the french, germans, irish, english, belgians, swedes, norwegians, swiss, austrians, czechs, slovaks, most of the yugoslavs, the greeks, they were all replaced by a dominant christian population who migrated from the middle east.
my life soon I reckon
>>219350719I watched it. And i listened to songs from the big chair
>>219350748love younger guys do you?
*sigh**picks up the phone*yeah... he did it again...alright see ya*click*
>>219350748What is this haircut
>>219350742Feel like youre trying to make a point here padraig
>>219350784Undercut
>>219349459
>>219350812Well we are both christians, that is my point. I am a non-practicing christian, I don't know about you, all that I know is we are both christians.
>>219350748If you're divorced (esp at 34) you might want to lock in the first match you get
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Mousey%20spaino%20bradders/Wonder how long this latest OCD tic of his will last
>>219350748she has hair but is also bald
Hmmm... I'm thinking some fish fingers for din dins later. Oh aye x
>>219350979Mad that they dont call them that in america
my parents divorced when they were 29
*kof kof*
>>219349917older and therefore more afraid of imminent death you mean
Fish fingers are a lunch food, can't convince me they're an acceptable tea
starving for (You)s
>>219351084
>>219351105thank you kind stranger
rorke wishing he were a tradie living on the gold coast
>>219351084*heats up a (you) on the fire until its red hot and tosses it out the window for you *Dont burn your hands there urchin
Room has that post-wank smell
>>219351164Rorke dying of skincancer aged 37 on the gold coast
find *that* australian’s presence in the thread very distasteful. he has a weird energy and not in a good way. yjk he’s a degenerate and seethes at life
Woe to you /brit/ you seek after a (you) but no (you) shall be given ye
rorke driving to work in his ford ka
so these are rorkes
>>219351229newaussies are a completely different pedigree to aussies of old.
Its a lovely day, I think Ill roast a chicken on the bbq with my new rotisserie attachment
why is my x just japanese women at sporting events now? Has this happened to anyone else?
>>219351229Just so not rainbow rhythms
>>219351284yeah used to be kooky care free banter lads now they’re seething homos
>>219351293incoherent post
>>219351047gib citizenship now, i want to be sexually abused by elderly french women in the countryside and go into the city to every once in a while to play footie with the africans/nafris
>>219351293
>>219351344fell for it again award
>>219351344falling for it again, rorke?
>>219351286and then I said: that's not a rotisserie chicken, that's my wife!
>>219351344which ex-tory MP will you be voting for?
>>219351344lad's name is a thumbs up
>>219351344>your responsibiltyfuck off cunt, youre the politician so you do the work. toil hard while i kick my feet up and wank all day you posh dickhead
rotisserie chicken wanker loves his rotisserie chicken
>>219351344Based
>>219351344based!
>>219351344Mad how stupid some people are
>>219351394thats very obviously custodion lowe not god emperor lowe
>>219351391so this is rorke?interesting.
i can restore Britain for a fraction of the price. My joining fee is only £5
>>219351229every aussie here is just me cycling IPs
Sad wankers splitting the right-wing vote. Absolute fuck-all strategy.
>This summer Labour's National Executive Committee will hold internal elections for the following positions:>treasurer>nine CLP representatives>two local government representatives>three backbench MPs>Welsh, youth, Black, Asian and minority ethnic and disabled members' representativeScreaming at how they bundle the Welsh in with wogs and retards
>>219351391>you've just sent me a teams message at 4:59
when it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jumpotherwise you stay in the same place your whole life
Setting my dekstop background to God Emperor Rupert Lowe and gooning to BWC triple penetration femboy slut videos
>>219351436has another party launched to compete with restore?
>>219351293mine is full of japanese women with their tits and or fanny out
>>219351436
>>219351445*injects heroin into my arse vein*
>>219351474It's just like Avengers
Might have a few jars later, might not. See how I feel x
Why do yous hate reform now?
>>219351445nice one i've just jumped off a skyscraper after reading this. Typing as i fall to my certain death
just been selected as the restore candidate for /brit/'s council elections this may
>>219351436Would Farage say this?
>>219351445sometimes we get comfortableand that means often we find ourselves doing what God used to doinstead of thinking about what God is about to do
Roleplaying with my best friend ChatGPT as a deportation officer under a Restore Britain government
>>219351474here we are thenthe lads
>>219351502Not me :)
>>219351474>let's vote for the same people who started the boriswavebravo rorke
>>219351502There's 2 or 3 leftypols who are forcing the Green memeThey'll get bored in a week
>>219351502would take too long to explain to a yank
>>219351502https://x.com/RestoreBritain_/status/2024012005250609545Here
ANOTHER THREE TRILLION TO PENSIONERS
just formed my new band lads, fancy naming it?
Reuven Lowenstein
>>219351540Im Irish, get on with it then
Britain NEEDS restoration
Had a walk through the park and it was full of screaming little girls
>>219351574The Wankers
I remember Jenrick bragging on TV about how he was the one to set up the illegal immigrant hotels but now he joined reform rorke says he’s based?
>>219351574Weezer 2 just dropped
>>219351344You're now on the MI5 list and when the membership list inevitably gets leaked like it did with the BNP and PA, you're never going to be able to get a decent job again
>>219351535>boriswaveliterally none of those were in the boris cabinet though?
>>219351586chasing them with your trousers down we're you?
>>219351574Deforemed
>>219351600ok but look at all the (you)s he got. well worth it
>>219351586screaming at the sight of the smelly incel ogre leering at them
>>219351502Because Reform are now full-Blairite
>>219351502
stout>any other type of beer
rorke still doesn't understand it's already too late
>>219351600what was it
>>219351681I didnt hear no bell
going to the local for the first time, what liquor do i ask for? will they all laugh at me with their friends for taking 24 years to show up to the pub ive always lived 2 mins away from?
>>219351733literally no one knows who you are you fuckingw eirdo
>>219351733ask for a sherry
>>219351700https://allpoetry.com/for-whom-the-bell-tolls
>>219351733>what liquor do i ask forask for a pint you weirdo
>>219351733apple cider, and then get upset when they give you a cider
who is the bell tolling for? Hang on a second
>>219351798leftypol has been constantly telling me you become a native the instant you land in a country so I guess that's true
>>219351783der eternal boomer
>>219351752yes they do, theyve all been my neighbours forever>>219351762got it boss>>219351787dont like beer, i force myself to have some whenever im friends houses but id never pay for the stuff
Leftypol banging gongs outside my house with no doors
>>219351502People finally realised Farage doesn't give a fuck about actually having responsibility and only cares about being in the limelight.Just the buzz and money that comes from floating around politics, which is why he fucked off and went on speaking tours immediately after Brexit.Also, this means whenever somebody in his party gets more attention for actually doing stuff, Farage throws a hissy fit and looks for any excuse to kick them out. He managed to get away with this for 30 years since these were mere disputes between low level politicians who weren't even in parliament, but now that he's done it to an MP like Lowe who also clearly has a bigger net worth than him and can afford to take risks, Farage has bitten off more than he can chew.
>>219351824
yeah i'll have a pintoh, of what.. uh... I... *takes out my phone and opens up /brit/*
>richard tice>the man who wants to ban national grid from paying dividends until they pull pylons down and reroute thousands of miles of OHLs undergroundThe man is a literal retard
Pint of beer please barkeep
https://youtu.be/5HtGx-GWgZU
>>219351847asking for a pint of whatever Mousey's drinking and getting a glass full of mud
>>219351686is desuarchive down?
Well that's the carrots, onions and potatoes added to the stew then isn't it
when VR headsets were first coming out, i remember thinking they would be prohibitively expensive for most people for quite a while but would eventually drop down to a more reasonable price, did not expect they would still be too rich for my blood over a decade later
>>219351874why is this mexican so obsessed with europe
>>219351839i despise the elderly. everyone over 60 should be abandoned in an empty field and forced to scrounge for their survival
>>219351894probably because they were always a shitty gimmicksort of like why we never got 3-D movies in the house
>>219351906trvke. except my mum
It's over for rokePic related
restore is the /brit/ party
microwaved piss and nettles please barkeep, with a slice of orange peel. toothpaste on the side
>>219351934Restore Britain how exactly?
>>219351922sending her to bradford and not a field because you had the audacity to speak against me
>>219351934DC;IVRB
>>219351897hes advocating for a new western century, a unified effort to compete and beat the global south
>>219351990the CIA
Candy floss and a jug of vomit if you will
>>219351930
>>219351992okay so can't they get a proper white man to do it. i can't take that brown manlet seriously
>>219351598enjoyed this post
>>219352021your parents tonight when they go to sleep unlock their gun cabinet 18/02/2026 -cody
poor people should not have access to parks
>>219352045>>219352045>>219352045
>>219351374Thats reform x
>>219351992the west lost against russia and it will lose harder against china. israel also will not last a decade. seethe on tranny
>>219351839me refreshing /brit/
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
