switch edish
>>219354046don't make an early new right before i make a post you fucking knob!
What is done cannot be undone
good evening
MAybe that guy was right and Pensions is the way to goAll this lot going from 0 pension benefits in 2023/24 to £20,000+ in one year? That's how to do it. Bless RNHS.
>>219354079once done, it be, and being is undoing
you're a switch pressing maniac rorke
>>219354094Is that ar Alexis?
>>219354079Yes it came. You can undo a button after you do it.
off to bed
random street food in china tastes better than michelin star restaurants. simple as
which porn sites are actually blocked in the uk? i assume they got the major ones like pornhub and xvideos and youporn and xhamster, but did they get eporner and porntrex and spankbang and tnaflix and txxx?
>>219354116cant put your cock on after you chop it offbet thats why you wont get it done
>>219354133oh that's easy to sort just import at least 10 million chinese here
>>219354102Can you cash out your pension at anytime or take bits out?
>>219354133unfathomably bad take at least be like hawker stalls which are actually good and cheap
>>219354133and they've got buildings with lights on them
>>219354154no
>>219354146>spankbangI miss it :(
>>219354113Look how fucking retarded this shit looks lmfao
>>219354146>eporner and porntrex and spankbang and tnaflix and txxx?all behind an age verification
>>219354146easier to check the ones that aren't since ofcom goes after them https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/pornography
really quite pathetic that the chinese government hires westerners to go on the internet and talk about how china has superior infrastructure
might install the phantasy calradia module for mount and blade warband instead of go have sex tonight
>>219354133michelin star restaurants are very nice though. If i was rich id go to them all the time.
>>219354203well there are probably close to a literal million porn sites so they'll be playing whack a mole til the cows come home
>>219354112
>>219354188
lol
Fish wingers, chippy wippies and beans for din dins. Washing it down with some cloudy lemonades x
Well that’s a Bighams moussaka in the oven for tea int it? And I tell you what lads, it’s smelling absolutely bloody lush
>>219354256You've permanently damaged your brain by watching these ugly cartoons for years nonstop
>british people: please help us we can't afford heating and our children are being raped by pakis>british government: hmm, time to put a child lock on porn sitesit just doesn't compute lads
>>219354288Lush.
I pump more bloodAnd it seeps through my skinWill you adore the river?The stream, the trickleThe tributary of my heart!
>>219354213That's obviously not happening
>>219354281This is not the dinner of an adult human
>>219354194why don't you just verify your age then?nothing to hide, nothing to fear
>>219354288based fellow charliechad - fish pie here for mine
>>219354288This is the way to NEET
>That's obviously not happening
>>219354281>4 fish fingersi know were in tough times here but damn
Problem: You have constant brain fog.Cause: You sleep like shit and your blood sugar is unstable
Do you lads think the escort using this emoji with me is a good sign? She also used the blowing kiss emoji in the same text.
>>219354356swing and a miss
>>219354329then they put you on the coomer register and will send you out to war
>>219354356real cause i i'm an acedmic who spends all his time reading instead of anything physical and a minor alcoholicakutlalyl
>>219354361Yes. As a regular with quite a few girls over the years I’ve never had this, basically a dead on sign she likes you. You must be a great client lad.
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/protecting-children/age-checks-why-their-placement-matters-in-pornography...
>>219354386you're not an academic diego, you're just a parasite with time on his tiny hands
>>219354361>She also used the blowing kiss emojithis means shes wants you to blow your head smoove off
literally can't access the vast sums of crypto i have on my binance account because it keeps failing to register my KYC verification, driving me up the fucking wall so it is
>>219354361shes obviously in love with you
>>219354400Ah yes
Scream
>>219354353I already had a big breakfast earlier. Four is enough for me x
>>219354401literally publishe don landlordology but you do you
>>219354400right well that's clearly gay porn
>>219354411nevermind i just figured it out, later brokies
>>219354433that's a bloke
>>219354400Screaming
>>219354437Scrombobulating.
diego is a disagreeable and pretentious twat. his sole consolation in his shit life is being slightly less retarded than the denizens of a retarded loser internet forum
>>219354439ahh, youll have to forgive me. i skip breakfast (save coffee) and lunch most days.
>>219354481in an ideal world he would be blown from a cannon
cor what a day. a nice bath and a good old read will sort me out x
>>219354481heh nuyffing perfsonawll kiddo
Toil doneOff home
>>219354433Kek please tell me this is real and this is where Nige has fallen. Bet they're making him do a will smith style humiliation ritual for saying the quiet part out loud. >No actually reform love browns and trannies and were always going to get more 3rd world immigrants in
Very obvious that every >screaming post is the original poster trying to bring attention to his previous post that nobody responded to. Not very subtle, highly desperate behaviour.
Rorke voting for Cllr Celia Hibbert
mandarin I'm snacking on is so fucken juicy and fleshy it feels almost sexual as I slide my fingers through the segments
>>219354603meds
>>21935460390% of the posts for the last year or so have been one guy talking to himself
>>21935444556 minutes, bloody hell
>>219354628Screaming
>>219354628>>219354646Pathetic tbqh
was there a version of batman where robin was a girl?
Today, February 18, is Quarterfinals day in Milan. Several "Canes" are representing their national teams in high-stakes knockout games:
>>219354555https://x.com/CeliaHibbert
I like how when he first started posting here everyone was hostile to Helper but now everyone is cool with him being here asides from a few dickheads. Goes to show you we're a nice bunch of lads really.
>>219354603screaming
>>219354555It isn't real you twat.
>>219354392Well that's a good signReckon it means anything more?>>219354420idk about that but it seems quite affectionate
scremjongtengtong
>>219354629DTFIC moment
>>219354555
>>219354764me out my nut in the gay club at 3 in the mornin
>>219354667There's a Harley Quinn comic where her farts are so stinky she beats Batman and Robin and it came with scratch and sniff fart smells. It's called the Harley Quinn Fartacular: Silent Butt Deadly #1 and was released last year.
really want a pint but I'm going to the gym later
Did people not know Farage loves Blacks?
>>219354721Nor are you but you don't see me being a dick about it. Fuck off back to the nether-netherlands.
>>219354829rorke forgot
leftypol offering to change his nephews nappy
drunk man outside being drunk
honestly might kill my cat fuck this nigger
>>219354901t. John off Garfield
>>219354721>>219354694?
might get on the gay porn
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>bradders imageSCREAMING
An army is a tool for violence, and there are two kinds of violence…Violence to control and oppress, and violence as a means of liberation. You know, what we call a national army, is fundamentally the former example. It’s a pity, but history doesn’t lie. When those in power confront popular opposition, there aren’t many examples of the army siding with the people. Far from it, in the past, in country after country, the army itself evolved into a power structure, and came to control the people with violence
>>219354919Bit gay
>>219354956
>>219354812Drinking a beer but should really be down Ng some exercise :/
american frat "hazing" is the gayest thing ever
>>219354956https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clockwork_Orange_(plot)
>>219354046I pressed ur Mum's switch last night
heard diego didn't get into unfold last week which is why he's acting so ratty all this week
just remembered that time at uni when they were giving out free condoms and i said no thanks when they asked me if i wanted some and they burst out laughing
>>219355028Shut up and drink pledge
horsebergs update: doing quite well
>>219355058screaming this is mepeople are like wtf why dont you want condomsi'm like...
>>219354046>the middle ground is not switch pressingNot true actually. The switch is binary---it's either on or off. There is no middle ground
>>219355067twink
>>219355067Shut up and drink swede
>>219355067did you have an emo phase or is that cauliflower ear
>>219355058they were doing std tests at mine and i was like lol no botherthey just said nah do one anywayas you can guess, all clean, no disease for me haha
might start a gimmick where I make a weird reply to a post pretending to samefag
>>219355114Shut up and drink samefag
>>219354956>there aren’t many examples of the army siding with the peopleTheres actually a lot
bit my tongue a few days ago and i think i might die from an infection
>>219355109perceptive aren’t you, yes did have one 10mm in the ol ear hole because i got told it would return to regular once i took it out
>>219355112screaming reminds me of when i had an issue peeing and the gp on the phone was like could be a uti/stdi said no it couldn'tsand she wa slike yes it could you need to get it checkedi'm like no it really couldn'tshe's like how do you knowand then i said because i am not sexually activeand then she shuttered "but you're in your 30s"and i said so whatthen she apologised and quickly ended the conversation lmao
>>219354956finland in ww2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2VBmHOYpV8
Might start a gimmick where I
>>219355146*don't turn the light off sven its dark and cold in here *
>>219355146my brother's ear is the sametell everyone you're a boxer
>UN Human Rights Chief Raises Alarm After Drone Strikes Kill More Than 50
Alri cmon get elevated x
>>219355146Is his hoof better now?
>>219354256
which adult film actress have you been wanking to most lately lads? been wanking over lacy lennon a fair bit of late
>>219355236You've been wanking to Lennon?
i was an indie kid
>>219355236Amia Miley
>>219355236prefer not to say
>>219355236really enjoying jaybaesun, twinkiethetwink and twinkcooking a lot desu
>>219355236I'm more of a hentai man
>>219355282'
>>219355067it's the Year of the Horse!
>>219355277ummy
>>219355277>twinkiethetwink
>>219355270am familiar with the name but don't think i've ever had a wank over herchebbage looks a bit on the fake side if i'm honest
nth for the gyaldem
Any doing well on prozac man in
>>219355277 Corr
>>219355341wont catch me on goycontrollers
>>219355341i'm quitting prozac to continue drinking
>>219355067>>219355146floofy ahh mofo
>>219355341i make my own prozac
>>219355336Yikes
what happens if you take all the anti depressants togethermakes you really happy?
whys it so cold today
i'll take one big cock up my arse please
in mooloolaba now, but i'm heading over to goomboorian by way of maroochydore in the morning, then back down to jimboomba the following day
>>219355236lacey starr
love wanking over laney grey, she reminds me of sunny lane in her prime
everyones scurried off downstairs to eat their runtslop mummy has made
don't all post at once lads
just cooked a healthy yet savoury meal and washed up while my girlfriend sat around and fucking whinged about how hard day two of her four day 9-4 work week as a teacher was
>>219355499
>>219355492Ill have you know i cook my tendies all by myself :^p
>>219355526air fryer is it?
>>219355492i need to get my turkey rice bowl cooked up
what's happened? has captcha buggered up and now all the passless runts can't post?
wondering if jannies can see when someone is samefagging
everything, all the time
what is some relaxing vidya?
>>219355607animal crossing
>>219355561captcha sissies are so cooked now (I just now managed to work out how to unblock those domains)
bloody well love animals
>>219355607half life
>>219355626well go on then share your wisdom with the poo povvo buggers?
doing ein poo und einen wee
>>219355540*Heir FriarYes :)
>>219355492gfberg is doing some kind of french dip sandwich
>>219355607one of those mini golf games
>>219355656on uBlock Origin I go into dashboard as pic shows and then add the following to the big 'My filters' box@@||spur.us@@||mcl.io
Rupert Lowe is our Volksführer
>>219355673doing to dip your baguette in her later?
cracking open a cold one with the boy (I'm the boy)
speaks volumes about rorke this
Thought I bought a packet of AA batteries but they were actually AAA.
>>219355717naturally
>>219355341more of a Zoloft man meself
leftypol: don't need to see any menus luv, we'll both be having the steakrorke:actually I would to hear what seasonal veggies the chef has in today
scousers need help they are addicted to ket and pissing themselves
>>219355733one of many tragic burdens the white man must bear in this godforsaken world
I was eating sosijes on bread boyos but I'm done now. Might get the dishwasher on and empty the kitchen bin now tho, just digesting a little. Should really exercise but I think there is a poo brewing and I've just eaten. Mental
>>219355733right well that's you sent down to prison then, can't be having such eccentric and dangerous behaviour like that happening in our country
no answer dada
>>219355729Its like a metaphor of life
need to get one of those little hot plates for your coffee you know so it stays warm for long periods of time
>>219355803Why do you pretend to drink coffee?
>>219354392also meant to ask how many girls have you seen?I assume this isn't normal for escorts?
So fucking bored of everything
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m0cgPFtOnhg>10k a month to fuck off to the middle of nowhere>but there's a chance the storm can get you one moment and it's all overIt's not a painless death, so for this reason I'm not immediately on board.
one of you is gay>>219354898
Having a few cans me. Might as well x
there can't be a bigger humiliation ritual than the trial shift
>>219355733ktim when was 9
>>219355733In the 90s my village had no electricity so they used hand torches that ran on A sized batteries
>>219355828
>>219355865lad stop imbibing that poison and become a heroin head like me
i have 5-ish months of sobriety but i'm going to start drinking again because the girl who walks at the bottle-o now is cute and smiled at me.i was in there buying a bag of ice, not booze, but there's only so many bags of ice i can buy before she gets suspicious so instead i'll go in there and buy some goon every day, much better to be thought an alcoholic than a runty pseudo-stalker
On the ales SSM style tonight. Oh aye x
>>219355803this piece of shit lanza
>>219355956the orc can't pour a pint
>>219355900>That webm:)
Drinking on a Wednesday is utterly grim behaviour. Get help
>>219355980He's not an orc he's gorgeous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE
>>219356019Can't tell if you're trolling or not. Never had you down as a Seaside Loyalist x
>>219356062I am friends with him on WhatsApp and we speak regularly
>>219356079Lies
>>219356079>I am friends with him on WhatsApp and we speak regularly
>>219355758Seems there used to be a lot of crack there, ket is a healthier improvement >https://youtube.com/watch?v=RyseJUrFtVI
does anyone want to be my whatsapp friend x
he's repeating now
two phat ass coffees and a pint of guinness^ the daily bread today
>>219356093>>219356122
>>219355067Why the long face
drove past the toilfu earlier and waved like a madman but she didn't see me :(
>>219356156Do you wish you were her?
>>219355956special brew is shite now that they reduced the percentage but raised the price
mad how I can come on here at any time of the day and the first thing I see will always be something like this >>219356231do you freaks just live on here 24/7 spamming this shit
>>219356220projection
>>219356199Lush x
>>219356231LOLwhat was the prompt to produce this one?
>>219356199fair play
>>219355837ktim
>>219356251Answer the question
nigga name look mum no computer
>>219355626works on my machine
>>219356349imagine FUCKING HER PUSSY
Behind every great manIs a great women supporting him at every step
>>219356356
internet's so boring now int it
>>219356382yerrr
>>219356001was drinking yesterdayif any of the boys are at church might get a cheeky couple after the ashes haha
Tried having a nap but the catberg violently bit and scratched me until I woke up to feed him
Leftypol turning a blind eye to this one
>>219356356gay bastard
>>219356372KILL JESTER
>>219356420leftypols probably wanking over it mate
>someone in Washington orders a cheese pizza with jalapenos >Rorke: "The rich and powerful elite are pedos buying trafficked children using secret codenames">Millions of leaked emails between the rich and powerful elite saying "hey Jeff can you bring me some 10 years old boys I'd like to rape? Thanks">Rorke: "what, you don't believe those Epstein files do you? It's a hoax"Rorke, you have the floor to explain yourself
>>219356420yeah well there are british people who rape too so be quiet
Rorke isn't a real person
>>219356420Wonder if she was in uniform phwoar
I only rape my own arse
>>219356454Just like you're not a real woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YTx-oGtOKw
>>219356454You're not a real women
>>219356443Rorke doesn't care about are women and children, he just wants to be screaming at something from the sidelines
>>219356463ethered that runt
>>219356463https://youtube.com/watch?v=OFr74zI1LBM
>>219356463>>219356484Predictable low IQ responses
question, do they block gelbooru, e621 ect. as well on the bongland?
>>219356477Indiachan anthem some 5 years ago https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cfCotXyXQ8Y
something brown and smelly just fell out of my arse lads, think it was an american
>just like you're not a r..." Yeah good one none of us saw that coming
>>219356443>rorke>leftypolgrow up
>>219356511refute them
>>219356463Chokeslamed him
Snow tonightIs your anus prepared?
>>219356518no
>>219356528The burden of proof is on them since they made the claim
might book a holiday to the phillipines
>>219356554show us your minge
Found out the guy I beat up when I was a teenager because my ex gf claimed he raped her (Not actually 100% sure if she was making it up lol) is currently in prison for raping his sister.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy4dv39224goSit your ass down AJay.
>>219356557
thinking about women and their boobs and all that ladscorrr SEX SEX SEXi love pussy
>>219356527You had the floor to explain yourself and that's your response? Why don't you care about pizzagate anymore Rorke? You were right about everything. You should be screaming I told you so
poo on rice for tea
>Israeli miltiary officials believe the U.S. will launch a major war against Iran within days
I have a willy, you have a willy
>>219356554Send me a scantily clad body shot so I can think of you while shagging the gf later please ;) xx
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjd9xnjyy8po>Our investigation reveals a complex picture in London, with gangs from a range of ethnic backgrounds, including white, operating widely in the capital and frequently exploiting young women.Rorke on the ropes
got my willy in my pocket
>>219356586they're so peng aren't they
>>219356621Must be a massive pocket
>>219356593i hope in the end some ultra-chud zoroastrian revival movement takes power
Need to change the cat's shit boxes
Wank to Emma Watson on the cards.
>>219356593>Israeli miltiary officials have ordered the U.S. to launch a major war against Iran within days
Hmmm....
wank to rorke on the cards
>>219356619thankfully because its London its safe to assume those girls aren't british so i couldnt give a fuck.
>>219356645Makes sense that you're a toxoplasmid zombie
hip hop is deadrock is deadwat nou
chatgpt is being a real disagreeable cunt lately, never thought i'd say it but i miss when it was an arse kisser
>>219356593Lockheed Martin (LMT): The "Ascending Triangle" BreakoutChevron (CVX): Resistance-Turned-SupportPalantir (PLTR): The "Post-Earnings Bull Flag"With the news flow moving this fast, many of these stocks are "gapping up" (opening much higher than they closed the previous day). Technical traders usually advise against "chasing the gap" and instead wait for a "fill" or a 15-minute consolidation before entering a position to manage risk.
do you think we'll ever get nuked
>>219356712hope sox
>>219356712ever? mate it's scheduled 2 weeks from now
>>219356707>Line go up because thing>Me smart because me wait to see if line go down
New thread is it?>>219356739>>219356739>>219356739
Rorke still can't explain himself
>>219356752in english, please?
janmanonamadone
>>219356758he's done you
Janny not a fan of rapist brothers
>>219356788
If the UK really did get threadsed someone would have to take in the nuclear refugees
>>219356704it's sick of you
he's sent you all flying
Oh fucking hell janny piss off
>deleted the freedom of expression edishironic
Uh oh
janny are you okare you ok janny
ok lets try again>>219352045>>219352045>>219352045
>>219356800australia and nz would become the flag carriers of these isles forever more...
you are not to make the early newshow many times does he have to drill this into you?
Janman's given up /brit/ for lent.
>>219356935kill your absolute self
>>219356952>>219356952>>219356952
>>219356946Think it was less that it was new and more that it was a yank flag doing an hecking hate crime atrocity
>>219356935HES LINKED THE OLD THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY
