shartetaOUT edish
It's Lent mate, we not doing gay stuff
need an american gf
>>219362074
Narrowed down my escort choice between the brunette with tats all over her or just the blonde with the biggest tits
theyre bullying me again because i work for a living
going to start smoking again
for me it's rolling out of bed, joining my morning meeting, not turning my camera on, saying little to nothing and then letting my mouse jiggler work it's magic
nth for the baddiedem
>>219362113flag on
you've never worked a day in your lifewank from home dosslord
People
>>219362098corr
>>219362113had a comfy wfh job where I did nothing and took one for a pay rise that is hard and makes me work extra hours
>>219362106based
>>219362119they don't have a cornish flag
homophobic uncle had a go at me last weekend for having a fake computer job
Might have a sleep for 2 hours, wake up, then immediately have a proper sleep so there are zero sleeps until Diego Day
dont trust some of these internet people
>>219362134〓〓
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vay5SgNPpk
>>219362145You should be more trusting
i will chimp out on the streets with leftypol if we go through with this
>>219362164flatpack tits
quite like the smell of my musky bollocks
I feel unhappy.I feel unhealthy.I'm a human being.
>>219362114>tattooshorrid
thread moves too fast tbqh
>>219362164
>>219362176No, do Rupert Lowe.
25 quid are you having a giraffe
>>219362114wish she did more lezzing off with kait
>>219362189>Lalri fatlad?
>724 reviews
homie don't shake
>>219362211Anorexic bitch, eat a sandwich girlie
>>219362184I’M NOT SICK BUT I’M NOT WELL
people are so retarded
>>219362167I think they are girlfriends
>>219362186she levelled up>>219362203that one long clip was hot af
>>219362239just best friends who have each other on their phone lock screens
Genuinely have no will to live anymore Nothing makes me feel anything I just rot away in isolation every day
>>219362236
>>219362242Fuck off and take your bogged wiggy prostitutes with you
>>219362249
Being born ugly is a fate worse than death
>>219362247what's the point of living if you don't feel alive
fuck it all to hell
>>219362249i dont get it
>theatre girl: I like to make men angry because that way I get a better fuckThe more you know
>>219362277My grandma is HOOKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXU4P6j3TNY
>>219362246um
>>219362275I have point in living, I just distract myself from reality until it's time to sleep
(8) my face a ten, my body teaeverything on me natural, i'm petiteand i got some pretty feet (8)
bet some of you don't even remember printing off directions before you go on a trip somewhere
/brit/ meet up this year?
Well that's the PIP review filled out team
>No, there is no evidence that Ariana Grande has AIDS. Reports of this nature are false, and she has previously addressed malicious rumors regarding her health, noting she has been targeted with hurtful comments about her weight and appearance, sometimes being told she looks like she has AIDS.
>>219362293cream
>>219362321what was it like having to huddle together in the bomb shelters you old CUNT?
>>219362321i don't go anywhere
>>219362321fuck you I remember the car atlas, blue with golden text
>>219362232
>>219362273>/britfeel/ niggas, completely umprompted:
sadly that's quite a funny post from the sacked tranny
>>219362349miss him
>>219362330
was definitely coached on what to say by his dolescum mum grifting bastard
need an LLM that will roleplay as a little girl
>>219362355it's been posted many times before though he just copied it like every other post he makes
>>219362373hi
>>219362331>she has previously addressed malicious rumors regarding her healthsaying that it hurts her feelings when people say that she's purposefully made herself look like a walking corpse doesn't address the fact that she's purposefully made herself look like a walking corpse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoLhKJuGhK0
ravneet gill sex arse
>>219362373
>>219362276sack him now
>>219362372no need to be transphobic
aff tae bed
Will have to post it tomorrow before work. Think it's too big to put in the letter box.
>>219362378omg hidid u finish ur homework
>>219362405How's work going
>>219362405gl
>>219362408Alright. Nothing really happening with it. Same old. Haven't got any warnings for a few months which is nice.
not even the original Tilde anymore. Just another retard skinwalker
>>219362399you say this every night
>>219362424your dads dead LMAO
>>219362424You got a date yet for your graduation
sleep wanker loves his zzzzz’s
>>219362434
>>219362424Do you remember this day?
Ripped a pair of my underwear up recently and suck on the bits of torn fabric and let the dry overnight and then the next day they're very 'crunchy" and have a nice texture to them
so this is rorke
>>219362385https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjNYO-OI2Fo
>>219362453
shit and shower time
millennials be like 'oh my quirk chungus its chuck norris'
>>219362469The ‘ol waffle stomp?
>>219362453Are you an ally of Helper's World x
you're all really getting on my bloody nerves
>>219362480Not at the same time
>>219362484You're such a desperate little larping faggot lmao
Blew my nut when Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
>>219362495yep thats me
>>219362495sex with her genuinely just pure sex
ah yes so now I have to disable adblock just to get the fucking captcha nowtaking the fucking piss
>>219362444Yes :)>>219362484Yes :)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771456425418710.mp4
which actress, singer or celebrity would you select from the state-mandated gf clone store for incel companionship initiative?
>>219362499good film that
>>219362458why he look like that
>>219362330>My life is horrible I never ask to be born every day a struggle I wish I was born in the right body I wish I could have had a normal life I want to die life is tough when you got emotionally unstable personality disorder my brain is broken I just want to be like everyone else it not right I need help and support for simple things wish I was normal I never ask to be born
mental that crona had an overdose and detransitioned
>>219362516wish l could strangle crona to death
>>219362526ava addams
>USA beats Sweden in OT with Quinn Hughes' game winner: Live updates and reaction
>>219362523and we'll be singing relegated again this sunday
so if you listen to Suicide Is Painless too many times you get pointed to a prevention hotline in your language.
poo
>>219362516Based x
Keep getting migranes should I see my gp
>>219362585no; you don't.
business idea: we pool our money and gambling on sporting events where were all in agreement of the certainty of the outcome
>>219362598nah it's just a little stroke
right well that's a weird swedish teenager chanting ritualistically into a mic about his magic level with lots of poorly mixed reverb overlaid on top
Spurs going downArse bottling itNorth London is…?
Might pick up Muay Thai, quite like the idea of shattering a bloke's femur if he tries to staunch me
>>219362458didn't a wild boar kill a medieval french king? they aren't to be trusted
rarity
>>219362598just eat more salt and youll be fine lad
i really like magic is strong though it's actually charming
>>219362599youtube, a number the size of your screen to call. also I was logged in so now it seems like I'm marked ffs.
>>219362638listened to it about 20 times today
>>219362633you love her don't you
Is Matic the Gathering worth getting into
>>219362650listened to it on repeat while I played 5 games of league the other day and it genuinely still sounded just as good to my ears
>>219362643you are FUCKED
>>219362631sounds like something a patriotic englishman would do
>>219362664Are you 27 stone and smelly? If so, yes
>>219362631They still make the Asterix booksThere’s a new one out, Asterix in Lusitania
So this place is just /r9k/ autists spamming forever now isn't it
>>219362631british prince was blinded by a twig on horseback and couldnt become king
Met a girl because I played Sleep Token at a party lel
>>219362682I’m 13 stone and wear cologne
>>219362698Fucking awful band
>>219362664the person with the most money can easily beat anyone else. that being said i have to intentionally put myself at disadvantage and play kingmaker with a land destruction (black and green) deck. ill go in and assess who the threat is, and who the noob is, and help the noob until ive eliminated the threat and then curbstomp the newbie.its fun but its not fast paced like modern games
>>219362598yes absolutely. you'll want to rule out that there isn't something else going on
>>219362698Genuinely the most dogshit music I’ve ever heard
>>219362704Too thin and too much personal hygeine to play magic then
>>219362711>>219362725Cowards, I love all sorts of music and they're actually quite fun
>>219362660the uk is so cucked lmaooo
starting to think I might need a poo
>>219362728are there MTG clubs for people with good personal hygiene
>>219362738hans you are joking right
Get the Kids Getting Hurt Compilations on
>>219362664i play it with friends but wouldnt play it if i didnt know anyone who did
just done a poo
the streamerdem is coming back!
>>219362664now is a actually a good time because essential cards you need to excel are pennies on the dollar.
>>219362664for me it's slivers
>>219362777https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuIBj0R2ui4
I was just thinking.. Mark Wiens does the Zesty Foden face too !!
got bill fay on
stopped playing mtg when they introduced planeswalkers havent played sincewhen was that, like 15 years ago now?
bill all fae somewhere
isn't technology incredible
bpd gf crying her eyes out because she has now friends and people dont like hertried to confort her and she threw a plate at me and told me to fuck offno idea why people dont like her
i saw ray panathaki and brooke kinsella looking at houses in the window of martyn gerrard in muswell hill in may 2005
>>219362853fun fact: a lot of pro mtg players are also poker players.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoq1RtpOPUY
>>219362887i'm tired of using technologywhy don't you sit down on top of me
why do i feel so embarassed putting effort into what i wear and caring about fashioni know i cant keep dressing like a tramp and looking put together would do wonders but its so embarassing, i dont think im hard but when ive only ever dressed practically anything else feels pathetic and weak nor do i want to seem like im trying to look attractive or fit in when im a bit ugly
ghislaine maxwell has some cracking tits
>>219362900did you really
>>219362677i heard the boar was working for mossad >>219362686i should buy it for my dad, last one we got was asterix and the picts
>>218717379
>>219362912no peters
>>219362686there was a kid in my class who only read asterix and i used to make fun of him but not for that but because his surname was mcdonald and he had buck teeth that extended 300 metres from his mouth
>>219362930need them unredacted NOW
>>219362929have you ever been tested for autism
>>219362695odd thing to make up
>>219362695can't trust twigs now either
>>219362929this is why i only wear jeans and plain shirtsno one can tell me i look bad but i also don't have to put effort inalso i'm a personality devoid husk
I was playing yugioh master duel and the game is extremely unfair/boring/unjustall my opponents last an average of eight minutes on their first turn summoning monster after monster, until it gets to a point where they have lots of massive monsters and some huge/massive/indestructible monster that also negates all the effects of my cardssometimes I prefer to give up before my turn starts, because by then I don't have a way to level the game in my favorthe only way to survive is by playing handtraps like c maxx, ash blossoms or infinite impermanence and pray to draw a card like evenly match, lightning storm or raigekyThe worst part is when you level up as a player and you can't play with crappy decks like yours, now I only play against super powerful decks and I always lose,..
>>219362973tru tho out hunting and poke
>homer bimpson
>>219362963no why>>219362992exactly my train of thought and i know i should get rid of it but its been years of trying and i just cant
rorke emerging from the gay porn cloche
not seen you here before
>>219362993my advice is get into coin collecting if you want a fun hobby. dont waste your time and money on video games
>>219362929you'd get labeled a poof
>>219362959that was me
leftypol stinging rorke when they attempt to cross the river together
>>219362330Ever heard of a comma?
I only have to solve two captchas now.
>>219363059I'll put you in a fucking comma son if you carry on
Arse-anal
NEW:>>219362991>>219362991>>219362991
right then thats me
>>219363042Dadbergs always quoting this fable to me
>>219362614All because i triple captained gabriel on FPL
>>219362330PIP is for genuinely disabled people, this will be thrown into the bin immediately. Don't waste people's time
>>219363077Fucked it
might get one of those food delivery services cos im so fucking lazy when it comes to cooking
my taskbar is gone
>>219363109tactical umnuke inbound
>>219363122wog on a bike is it?
>>219363077janny!>>219363123>taskbarmeans gayclub in swedish kek
just done an absolutely brutal poo
>>219363138You oughta know sweetie
>>219363135no i mean like proper "home made" meals that someone delivers to my house and i just microwave them
>>219363038haha your surnameis mcdonald fat boy
>>219363138a gayclub in every swedish house is therenot surprised
Doubt they extended 300 meters from his mouthThat's insanity
>>219363152
Poor Timmy
>>219363152theyre called homemade because you make them in your own home retardtheyre not homemade if someone else makes them are they
>>219363122ah yes£20 for 5 meals then next week it'll be £40great stuff
>>219363188that's why i put it in quotations stupid prick
>>219363154did he look like this
nth for my wife
i am unemployed and twenty one years of age and currently watching the critically acclaimed animation kirby right back at ya
>>219363205that is exactly what he looked like wtfadd a tuft of light blond hair and it is an exact replica
>>219363207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUmKUWzbDxgWell, /brit/?
>>219363227Something to say?
Literally can make nice stir fry for about £5 for two in ten minutes What is wrong with you freaks
>>219363227can tell feist old bro in epstein filescant eembwe.his fuggin name holy shiddwasnt he in.bonny and clyde
>>2193632017 pound for a tiny little portion you cant love off that, youd need like 3 of them a day and thatd be extremely unhealthy and expensive the amount of salt on those fuckers are like 3g per meal tootoud be dead and bankrupt with months
>>219363244
>>219363252That's what I thought
67yank spamming the same 3 webms he saved yesterday
>>219363245life long eating disorder. cheers x
warren beatty das it
>>219363269
>>219363225
wish I were a tech bro at an up and coming startup
get the ritualposts made
16 imitation crab sticks £1.29 bosh
>>219363269SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN
Shogun was a good show
>>219362998kek
not sure what to make of this one
>>219363285printing this off and carrying it in my pocket in case i ever see mr mcdonald again
>emotion instability personality disorder im bringing back webb posting btw
>>219363314don't care about chinese history me
>>219363333
Having a read of this. Good stuff
>>219363306eww bronasty
I’m bringing sexy back
I’m such a fat fucking chud
>>219363350YEAH
>>219363320what about this one?
>>219363332I love Chinese historyGo on their website, history, click reorder Yum
>>219363341ffs mikeyyou'll be on the number blocks next
prefer disco / funk queen to their rock output
>>219363345me every morning
>>219363358not as interesting heathybobs I don't understand why the other one is set in a traditional east asian villageor why there's laughing bald heads in the sky
Trip back to Italy with the missus booked happy days
I don’t hold £50k cash. I’ll tell you how I operate. Say I have a motor worth 7 grand. Say some traveller chap wants to buy this motor from me. I give him the motor and tell him hold onto the money. He’s my bank.
>>219363345she's grim but i also would in a heartbeat
making coffeereadingdeepfake porn of the elderly and deceased
>>219363387Noice.
>>219363387Can I come too please
jar jar binkswhysa dualshock 2 controller beesa so so eggsbensive
>>219363383its not set in a traditional east asian village. that's your yellowfever talking.
>>219363212>i am unemployed and twenty one years of agektim
>>219363399alright Mikey mate
>>219363387need it all flattened to rubble and replaced with new build post-war red-brick architecture to house literally billions of immigrants
>>219363212>i am unemployed ktim>i am unemployed and twenty one years of agektwm 9 years ago
>>219363417are you retarded? (don't answer)is this london is it?
I'll tell you how I operate. Chucked matey a tin of beans. Hold on to it. He's my cupboard
>>219363436i didn't write chinese villageyou see asia everywhere
Hope the Greens win that by-election
>>219363451He's my food bank
i was neeting till 29 and then had to get a jobstill tryjng to unfuck my life like 8 years laterwish i had actually not wasted all those years
>>219363460well what was the prompt then? if you don't provide it then I'll have to assume it's you with yellowfever
Hello lads.
>>219363467Bloody hell only one week to go
wonder if gypsies go to food banks and just take all the shit
>>219363472sc
>>219363489can't vote as my passport is expired
me im reading the emj... "barren metal"
Everyday I stay up till 5-7am playing video games
>>219363504oi what time is it in chicago right now
>>219363473when did you leave education
>>219363482brixton market. admittedly it doesn't look like that, but it's strange you immediately thought of an asian market
>>219363485Hello mothaHello fathaHere I am atCamp Granada
>>219363485howdy
>>219363509Pengest hours of the day
shutting down my laptop
>>219363524>>219363525Yo niggas.
>>219363549i really do think it's in everyone's best interests if you commit suicide
Elon Musk is talking about Nigel Farage's Reform Party: he says Reform are trying to eradicate white people in Britain.
Never would have imagined back in 2009 that the Saints chair would be the face of British nationalism in 17 years
OBIE TRICEREAL NAME NO GIMMICKS
>>219363549topkek
>>219363509Did this at Uni playing Black Ops 2 lel
>>219363523>but it's strange you immediately thought of an asian marketbecause that's where you find really cute girls
>>219363610>>219363610
