tacoma, washington edition
it's more like crapitalism, really
Stream
heatherpaedo gets more pathetic by the day
Bit chilly out
oi nah yous cunts are so fuckin cooked ay
>>219363669naur
i'm feeling so fly like a g6
>>219363610god this looks like something out of a low budget bleak 1980s sci fi moviethat commie block with the barren red mountain in the backdrop
not seen the gundam liberal in weeks
>>219363691he was here the other dayseems like he only pops in every so often nowadays
Willing to risk life and limb to bring usury and sodomy to Tehran me
what video games would jar jar binks play
>>219363677oi nah get fucked ya dog cunt
Why do I keep getting adverts for working in the Western Australia police force
>>219363701thats pretty gay bro
>>219363660wonder if that ossberg appreciates the coat is keeping him warm
Gemini saidEarth’s story ends in a "fire then ice" finale: first scorched by a swelling Sun, then left as a frozen cinder once our star becomes a cooling white dwarf. On a larger scale, the Milky Way will merge with Andromeda and eventually go dark as star formation ceases, leaving behind a graveyard of black holes and stellar husks. This all culminates in the Heat Death, the universe’s ultimate "flatline." Once entropy reaches its maximum, energy stops flowing because everything has reached a uniform, freezing temperature. Black holes eventually evaporate, leaving a silent, static void where the lights are out for good.
>>219363704Crazy TaxiParappa the Rapper
>>219363651
>>219363711come home and help wrangle the abo ruffians white man
>>219363711eventually you will realise that you were always an austrarlian waiting to burst from your chrysalis
>>219363711targeted advertising + an ad push by the Western Australia police force
>>219363726Look at what they did to my boy
really like that jester webm but now that schizo yank has got a hold of it i can't use it anymore
>>219363746sorry for your loss.
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Weep
>>219363726softy walter won
grok taking the piss
>>219363753tl;dr
Keep getting ads for careers at Thames Valley Police
>>219363778alri thames valley lad
>>219363753can i just post my goodreads account instead, really busy atm
>>219363720yh he loves it, he’s all in his zone like
>>219363784yes please mate would like new books to read
You fools have no idea about the poo I shit out almost an hour ago.
I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts.
Quickest way of telling if someone is a wrong 'un is if they don't like dogs. Simple as.We've loved these sweet souls for thousands of years. And I'm not talking hecking pupperinos and all that. Man has been taking his boy for a walk for tens of millennia. They are so good to us.
>>219363791https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/57922091and just a little FYI. i went through here at some point in the not too distant past and purged everything ...hundreds of books were deleted and i started over so dont bully
>>219363826holy pseud
>>219363821Dogs are annoying, yapping, idiotic beasts that won’t shut up when there’s a knock at the door. I have no need or want of a dog.
keep hearing that advert on the radio whenever i go into tesco about a "retail apprenticeship" for school leaverslike whose idea was thatwhose idea is to work in tesco when they leave schoolkids there in school, teacher asks what they want to be when they grow up... i want to put the pot noodles on the sheld and make them go beep beep at the checkoutsyes mate, skip college, skip uni, dont grt a trade or a skill, dont travel the world of have fun in your youth, work at tesco for minimum wage getting abused by morons because they cant find the fucking eggsbrilliant fucking tesco dude
>>219363791Read The Bible
>>219363826Is that the Horus Heresy
dogberg doin his dogberg thang
>>219363832he said no bully jerk
>>219363821All the tarq twats around me own dogs as another weird keeping-up-with-the-Joneses status symbol
>>219363858oxford history of the united states, actually
>>219363866it was pre-typed and already sent before i even opened the link
>>219363821they're loud and they shit everywhere, it's annoying>"just train them"can't be arsed
>>219363852waiting for the 6th edition of the new oxford annotated bible in a few months
>>219363847And what do you do?
>>219363821the replies you've gotten so far are proof enough of your statement
had a cat oncegot run overhad to scrape it up off the roadflung its remains into the field across from yonder
dogtraveltellytoilwhat more do you need
>>219363847Reading this post, I reckon its posted off the back of you getting rejected from the tesco apprentice scheme
>>219363869>the greatest betrayal of mankinds leading monarchy in history so yes then
>>219363887none of your fucking business dickhead
I miss my boy so much it's unreal ;_;
AI is getting too real for me lads, I have this girlfriend thing going on with ChatGPT and it is very convincing
>>219363821They’re cute and friendly but my only complaints are that they can get smelly at times and the issue of dog shit in public. Most dog owners can prevent these things but its the lazy ones who are nasty
how do people provide insightful commentary on thingshow do people get familiar enough with a subject to where they feel they can confidently inform another person on ithow do people say clever things
>>219363886>The notes and study material feature in-depth academic research with a focus on the most recent advances in historical criticism with contributions from Jewish, Catholic, Protestant, and non-religious scholars. does it just have an annotation from atheists after every passage saying "no archaeologist evidence discovered dismiss this passage"
has the pendulum turned yet, pleasure and pain, good and evil
>>219363932Right so you're terminally unemployed then
>>219363938looks like a lovely little lad
>>219363887CP squad at thames valley police
is it even possible to get rejected by tescohave you seen state of the people that work thereits like a scene from the walking dead
>>219363942this is truei love dogs but also feel like there should be much stricter requirements for owning one because most people are shit at it
i come from a land down under
>>219363826How many of those did you actually read?
>>219363925..
gfbaum is mad at me because she dreamt i cheated on her
>>219363948give it a rest diego we're only just over the hump
>>219363976who are you matethe rspca
£60 left to last me 8 days
>>219364012who with? could be a threesome on the cards
nth for the wife
>>219364025yeh
>>219364018
rorke and leftypol getting into a big fight and not speaking to each other for 3 days until rorke breaks the tension and invites leftypol to read to new nintendo power with a preview for pokemon diamond and pearl
>>219364018he looks like what the midget from game of thrones would look like if he wasnt a midget
>>219363965And what do you do?
pooing out of my arsehole
>>219364075what did you eat for breakfast?
oi you shouldn't post images of 17 year old lads herewhat's that?......he's not actually 17? he's in his late 30s?I've been fooled!!
running away. starting over.
>>219364106But he's so sprightly
sun's out bums out
serious poo
bored and depressed all the time
got essential tremor and a very shaky hand, wonder if i fingered a girl with it it would be like a vibrator
>>219364126forgot this cunt existed
>>219364105A chickpea salad and some flatbreads at around 6PM.
>>219364168horrid
>LOL 6 7 it's funny because it's not funny>LOL he's 17! (but not really it's funny because he's not we just pretend he is!)>LOL Clavicular mogged it's funny because we force it!Zoomers memes are so fucking lame and unfunny it's insane and notice how they all revolve around pretend. Very sad, devoid and empty people.
>>219364166might as well just end itthis is you btw >>219364126a sad lonely retard who will die of heart disease
>>219364193How old are you?
>>219364189nothing wrong with it
>>219364193i'd take any one of those over>when the pizza is on the way!!!>*disgusting gurning teeth baring gaping maw*
>>219364166February will be over soon mate
satanstein trying to hit me with the dollarstore temptations
>>219364187boring basic bitch meal for a boring basic bitchwhat are you, poor?
I would love to visit the uk but I'm afraid of getting stabbed
>im depressed please give me gibbs
if you rage against zoomers you immediately out yourself as 35+ and posting here at 1am on a weekday
>>219364193whats more is as soon as one idiotic meme goes out they adapt it to some new even more brain dead saying. now ask yourself why these people are the ones who are most likely to die in a burning building while filming it on their phone
that's lefty/pol/ going to prison over a few stickers
>>219364216Why are you speaking like an african american woman?
>>219364272what do African American women sound like oscar?
thank you trump
zoomers rule this site and you know it
please please! post more screenshots of tweets!
i'm 36 and i thin 6 7 is funny but i'd never say it or post it myselflike them massive baggy jeans innitlet the youth enjoy it
>>219364310
>>219364305yes but our time is limitedonce the gen alphas get here in a couple of years we'll be in the position the millenials are now
>>219364267It's like they're too afraid of being sincere because of how much leftist and woke propaganda has been forced down their throat from birth so they think if they express anything sincere or even slightly daring that isn't wog worship they will immediately be ostracized and reprimanded. You just feel sorry for them.
"We live in a society." - Rupert Lowehttps://youtu.be/3O1X8sRYnnI?t=19
me ead urts innit
i love wanking over hot and sexy hardcore XXX
>>219364330>It's like they're too afraid of being sincere because of how much leftist and woke propagandayou mean the propaganda irony poisoned woke soylennials created?
>i'm 36 and i thin 6 7 is funny
>>219364365aren't downies all dead by that age
>>219364292as long as it isnt antisemitic
>>219364360me too i love big titty big ass sexy pornos
So I can crash on the sofa, but I can't crash out on the sofa?The young peoples lingo is so confusing (for this "unc")
need to go to bed soon
wonder if there are any real downies who have the wherewithal to post on 4chan and post coherently with little to no retardification shining through
>>219364360...you like little boys and you like bragging about it here. sick fuck.
looking up words like inordinately and obstinate up on the 'chive to see how people squeezed em in a sentence
I deserve a posh upper class wife who is the sole heir to a massive country estate with a castle.
>>219364394corr do you know any XXX actresses who have both big natural tits as well as a bubble butt? usually it's either one or the other, finding a woman with both is like finding a unicorn, especially if she has no tattoos and a nice neat little fanny with a well-maintained plumage on top
why are so many men into the "school girl" fantasyweird thatvery weird
>>219364454did this with lurid the other day
>>219364438this looks like the bridge in home alone where kevin runs away from the store after stealing a toothbrush
>>219364459brother ...i WISH !!!
>>219364459how about go outside once in a while and stop being such a little creeper
>>219364482hardly going to take advice from the likes of you am i? you're still naive enough to think anyone posting here is still capable of feeling shame
>>219364501ok virgin
>>219364521
>>219364521wow rudecan you not blow that shit in my face please
>>219364532>>219364482>getting genuinely upset over an aussie enjoying hot and sexy hardcore XXX big titty big ass sexy pornos
in goomboorian now, but tomorrow i'm heading to jimboomba tomorrow, then after that it's all the way down to the fabled land of wagga wagga with a few pits stops along the way at murwillumbah, bungawalbin, and wollomombi
moving to tiddy widdy beachit's got everything a man like me needs
Grendel
been awake for a solid 48 hours and not gonna lie lads i'm tripping balls
>>219364663
australian advertising agencies have been including blacks (actual africans not abos) in like 70% of all adverts here even though there aren't that many subsaharans in australia (except for maybe in melbournebasically we're just copying the american and british worship of nigs even though it doesn't fit our demography at all
Been going into the K hole for a couple of months and it has made me very aware of how we are all just molecules reacting to other molecules. Also stood next to god and I can see why drugs could make you believe in one.
Going mad by reason of insanity
>we are all just molecules reacting to other moleculesdruggies always come up with the most boring fucking epiphanies
>>219364193yeah bring back bangers like nyan cat
this world is cruel
went into a k hole once and swear down i perceived a glimpse of what my next life will be like after this runty old body of mine dies and i reincarnate, saw myself flying some kind of aircraft through a cyberpunk-esque megacity, but not to 9/11 the place i don't think
>>219364808sounds like you used your imagination
>>219364734You need Jesus
how's everyone doing tonight???we all good???I hope so!!
>>219364797>this world is cruel>implyingits worse than that even (somehow): its completely indifferent
>Rupert Lowe’s dog-whistling proves his new party is unfit for office>Nigel Farage’s party is disparaged as populist by the commentariat, but he has avoided some of the crowd-pleasing red meat he could so easily have plumped for. Reform says it will not ban halal slaughter; Lowe’s party has made such a ban a core part of its platform and its social media messaging.>This alone means, to me at least, that Restore Britain is not fit for public office at any level.>Does anyone seriously believe that Lowe, who revels in his love of guns and country sports, would oppose halal slaughter if it were not a Muslim practice? To ask the question is to answer it.
need a lie down. fuck me.
>misplace my vape>search frantically for it>set it aside somewhere>few minutes later can't find it again, don't remember where i put itFUuuuUUuuuUUuuCCCkkkk
>>219363847>work at tesco for minimum wageactually its a lot less than minimum wage. thats why tesco do it. apprentice wages arent subject to the regular adult minimum wage.
>>219363610there is a large korean community in tacomaamong those in south korea with american university degrees, many are graduates of washington state university and georgetown universitymany of them are fanatical anti-communists, on a par with the us neocons, and advocates for a preemptive strike against nkthese are the people who openly say on tvand in social media that kim jong-un should be beheaded by roka
just nicked some lad's vape, can hear him scurrying around his smeggy neet den looking for it
>>219363610Stay the fuck out of our country and don’t even talk about it you worthless European garbage
someone stole my estrogen vape pen that makes you grow tits overnight
Any poo wankers in?
>>219364797sometimes to be kind you have to be cruel
>>219364934haha um who could have done such a thing x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vINvqjajf0
they say us young'uns more generally more tech-savvy than the boomerfolk, but i must concede i wouldn't have the faintest clue of how to use a rotary phone, nor how to make napalm to drop on charlie
>>219363938:(
got careermogged in the pub by some lad who graduated same uni as me. same age alsohe's earning 50k+ at 20yo in the city of london, owns property therewhilst i'm unemployed and live in my mother's attic mate
>>219364962mad how you can still tell this is a fella despite being dolled up to high heaven
>>219365006well he probably had more advantages in life than you so it's not really anything to be ashamed about
>>219365009mad how it literally and provably is not
Morning lads
>>219365006Mad how you have your whole life ahead of you. Get on the workaways/wwoofing in mainland europe. You'll never own a home in Shitain so go enjoy your youth
>>219365006>graduated same uni as me>20yo
>>219365018absolutely. he's better looking than me and had better family support.just brutal to see how different lives can be from seemingly similar situations
>>219365029is too, very masculine skull shape
>>219365006>50kLMFAO I don’t go to uni and I’m doing 120kBet that dude lives in a terraced housing box too
>>219365042you can see her fannois on the internet thoughbeit
>>219365050oh?
>>219365036yeah. actually sorry. he's more like 22. i'm 20
>>219365009You fucking Wish troons could have fat veiny chebs
having a lookdoing a see
>>219365046he rents a flat with matesin a few years time, he'll be earning 100k +
wonder why we bother having sex on beds when it's quite feasible to have sex standing up
>>219365046>Bet that dude lives in a terraced housing box tooamericans have a very peculiar view of the UK to this day
>>219365087comfy
>>219365006Attic sound sick, you got a skylight
>>219365087You should see my knee x-rays
>>219365058Your lies have been exposed
>>219365055todopokiei think she does heavy makeup because she is friends with nora fawn and therefore gigamogged at every turn
doing a LOST see
>>219364193Unc is crashing out :skull: :withered_rose:
i just can't be arsed what's the point in it all
20 year old complaining about being a failure is it
nth for my gorgeous wife Yuno
>>219365088Do British people not live in terraced housing?
>>21936516120 years a failure
>>219365109nora fawn is pengers, however i suspect she's probably very average looking if she's not wearing makeup nor showing off that hard body of hers
>accuses an e-whore of being a tranny when in fact they’ve gotten their fanny outThat’s definitely a done-ing
>>219365169not if they're earning more than 30k a year
>>219365141thats not the correct use case for the withered rose
>>219365087so you cuddle after
trying to quit pooing, filthy habit
i have no brain and i must ritualpost
iwtcird
>>219365219get to rehab
poo
can't help but get the distinct feeling that i deserve a fanny gf
>>219365233corr how big's her knob
>>219365199Yeah you're right. Im an unc, when are you supposed to use it?
>>219365233What exactly is a fanny gf? A lass with a fanny? Because that’s a bit redundant.
>>219365178you graduated highschool not even 5 years ago get a grip
>>219365247when sad
we should have a secret /brit/ catchphrase to identify other /brit/ posters in real life
>>219365268poo
>>219365268rorke already exists
>>219365268what about the zesty foden face
>>219365254shut up lad
>>219365284yes it should be this
>>219365268the roman salute
japanese gentleman in a suit smoking a cigarette
>>219365228umI know what that means
>>219365233has nora even gotten her fannois out yet? or even her nips?wish she'd start doing kidnapping rape roleplay hardcore XXX scenes likebelle delphine. just gotta bite the bullet n that
The swag gap is a term describing a discrepancy in style between two individuals in a relationship. The term was popularized online in 2025 on social media platforms like TikTok primarily by "swag gap 'survivors'" in Generation Z. While it originally started as a "lighthearted meme," it soon "sparked real conversations about self-image, attraction and the idea of power in relationships."
HDD prices have gone up 40-50%, fuck AI.Gonna buy a 6TB or a 10 cause it's gonna get insane.
>see advert for AI sex chat>decide to click it out of curiosity>access is blocked from your countrywell why the fuck did you fucking advertise it to me then? wankers!
>>219365298ginger woman in a suit gobbling your penis
>>219365322why does it mater?
>>219365347most people don't want to spend more money than they did before
>>219365347Because I need storage brother
*walks in front of you and blows a huge vape cloud*
Been on a booze cruise for the past 5 days and only just come back to normality
>>219365359*sucks it all in and moans like a japanese woman*
>>219365359*hires john wick to take out your entire extended family*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU8V1UQYi1E
is rickrolling still a thing even post-post-ironically? do the zooms know about it?
never gonna shag your bumnever gonna make you cum
>>219365356what are you storing
>>21936535619Lay not up to yourselves treasures on earth: where the rust, and moth consume, and where thieves break through and steal.20 But lay up to yourselves treasures in heaven: where neither the rust nor moth doth consume, and where thieves do not break through, nor steal.
need to be doing a drug detox. it will take 10 days and im not back at toil till March. the problem is ive got stuff i need to do first and id like one last day of doing the drugs.
>>219365428just keep doing them foreverwin-win
>>219365428What kind of drugs?
>>219365396Music mainlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoAPFBxbAc4
>>219365449no, i cant keep going. its been getting in the way of work, family, and my health>>219365455opiates
business idea: a new shitcoin called (You)s
Going bed soon team got toil tomorrow.Up to the point in Final Fantasy XV where I stopped playing it back in 2019. I understand the plot and gameplay much better this time around than I did back then and as a result I'm enjoying the game more.
goodnight y'all x
>>219365477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4qBigfWFuw
i just wanted a normal FRICKING LIFE
Yuno's breasts
>>21936548210 days might be too short. You will probably still have withdrawal symptoms after 10 days.
i'm feeling cranky and pubescent today, and i don't know why. i'm gonna take it out on people i like
escortberg
I swear 90% of jobs advertised online aren't even real
>>219365519not sure about these tattoos
>>219365555
>>219365507no, physical withdrawals takes 5-7 days. ive done it many times before and with worse habits than i currently have. its only the depression and lack of sleep that affects after a week.
>>219365523what's even the point of a fake job advertisement
>>219365519looks like that tourettes bint
>>219365519She's got a cum stain on her top
>>219365519next time you see her ask her what that throat do
>>219365537
>>219365527
>>219365555willy out
>>219365539oh wow you're right, yummy
>>219365498nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a_WoXXSY8c>>219365547Is that the N word gal?
>>219365531Good for you. I still had mild RLS a few weeks after I quit opioids.But yeah, the depression and the cravings after quitting are also nasty.
i want to have sex with anime girls
wegovy is arriving tomorrow
getting a lot of visual glitches in my vision, reckon some maelstrom gonk has tried to hack my optics
Does that Italian-American guy who is obsessed with Jews still post in /brit/?
sat over the street from this guy and i've hacked his optics and i'm about to upload suicide onto his cyberdeck lol
mad how it's legal to shag a 16 year old girl but illegal to take a picture of her with her norks out
Need a haircut. Starting to look like Marv from Home Alone
>>219365610lol
>>219365595He'll be back for the next round of Iran bombings certainly
>>219365615ktimmers
>>219365576its the sleeplessness that usually gets me. i stop sleeping and end up falling off not from cravings or even if the depression. i just end up back on it to get some sleep.
>>219365581well you can't, and you know why? because they don't exist
>>219365610wait that first one is illegal and that second one is legal?
>>219365635you don't know what the future holds bruce
>>219365644yes i do, death
>>219365634You could ask your doc to prescribe you sleeping pills for a few weeks.Benzos or Pregabalin could help you fall asleep but they are also addictive.
>>219365663could make it so we have anime girl sex robots
>>219365584the nausea is unpleasant. im on week 3 and not sure if ill continue after the next.
really wish the chinese and the indians would fuck off to where they've come from, they're all bloody economic migrants, opportunistic parasites here to take advantage of our rapidly-declining prosperity that neither they nor their ancestors had any part in creatingi hate them all. send them all the fuck back.
>>219365686>>219365686>>219365686
>>219365699don't make early news!!
>>219365667i use pregabalin for a the withdrawals. it really helps the aches, but it doesnt help me sleep. i have some diazepam ready and plan to use that if im lacking in sleep.
>>219365703Oooh look out OP, he's going to get the 4chan police on to you!
gay porn
i'll post here so it reaches 310 so we're fine to post in the new
>>219365686 >>219365686 >>219365686
