everybody dance now~ edition
Don't allow hatred to poison your soul!
early new so early post of my wife
EARLY ALERT EARLY ALERTWEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOOWARNING, WARNINGEARLY THREAD DETECTED IN SECTOR POONOT A DRILL, REPEAT, NOT A DRILLBRACE FOR JANITORIAL IMPACT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_IZZZWBWd0great edish
i want to do gross stuff to foids
May as well post something illegal since this thread won't be around for long
>>219365713Trying to lead with love
>>219365686
>>219365716an aussie gay porn webm was left up for hours last night
>>219365737the janny's shift hours are as unknowable as the winds
>>219365716ah, my old nemesis. we meet again
>>219365753just don't make fucking early news asshole, how fucking hard is it?
>>219365737believe it was up for 5 hourson Lent, no less
>>219365730What the fuck is wrong with you
Why didn’t the Italians bring coats to Stalingrad Are they retarded
>>219365764but imagine it were a pony
taking to my young really nice grandparents
>>219365780They asked about your girlfriend yet
*sucking noises*
>>219365681i'm not going to start it until saturday, but yeah i've heard it's a bit grim at first
>>219365779There was a pony post up for a week that got linked as a fake new after archivingJanny only deleted it after it got linked
>>219365786yeah, i told them all about how she works as a pastry chef and has a pet eel
>>219365761pretty hard tbqh
>>219365729addicted to being called a raped paedo on the internet award
>>219365800Slippery sod
>>219365788need this for my incel walks
>>219365802hope you die an agonising death lad, i'm not shitposting either, it's for your own good young man
are all canadians like the ones in /brit/ because i fucking hate the ones in /brit/
>>219365806
>>219365813all the canadians and yanks here are the ones too mentally ill and attention seeking for /cum/ which is all you need to know
>>219365813No, some of them are even more annoying
>>219365820i don't think your austistic brain undestands what that video is meant to represent
mad how america goes on and on about their freedom when in actually they have probably the least freedom of all western nations other than the right to kill each other with guns
>>219365825
>>219365827wow really made me think here
is it true that americans have the right to kill anyone they want with a gun?
Gooning on miniapps
>>219365821>>219365822need them all dunked in lava to be quite honest
>>219365827got the freedom to lend money at high interest and receive taxpayer subsidies
>>219365811oh i see how it is
>>219365825>austistic
>>219365842yes, and you're next
>>219365713bit late for that. ive been existing on hatred since 2007.
>random catberg wanders into the house like he owns the place
go to sleep lil niqqa its past your bedtime
Damn this is not even on youtubehttps://soundcloud.com/jukebouncewerk/ao-uzzi-i-wanna?in=crazydome12/sets/crusin
never once thought "hmm i'll stick my head in /cum/ and tell them all of my stupid fucking fat rat fuck retard thoughts once every hour for five years" but who am i to judge
leftypol..l am your wallbreaker
>>219365860bet her breath stinks
rights wankers love their fucking rights
>>219365870>>219365852
another one lee missed out
General Figueiredo, former dictator of Brazil, being carried by the people of Serra Pelada in Pará, in North Brazil.General Figueiredo declared in his visit that the Serra Pelada gold mine would no longer be seized by the state-run Vale do Rio Doce, as previously planned in the regime's latest national development plan, but directly conceded to collective ownership of the miners, under federal oversight.Figueiredo was the last leader of the military regime, the dictatorship would implode under massive inflation and international isolation, eventually conceding to the previously controled opposition which allowed for fair elections to take plane. Fernando Collor, Brazil's first democratically elected president after the fall of the regime, ordered the mine's complete shutdown in 1992.
>>219365899>crumbs
fucking clickbaitthought this was going to be a joint interview where they argue with each otherinstead it's just this random bint explaining the feudhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyvyzSS6HaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcDiOUQBFd4
>>219365813just let me love you
>>219365894why?
>>219365916Greatest song ever recorded
>>219365924the only thing that get my nut off anymore
>>219365926grow up
>>219365899>Fernando Collor, Brazil's first democratically elected president after the fall of the regimeI thought the regime ended earlier than that
>>219365904Correct
>>219365931so you are actually a paedophile? i thought that was just a gimmick
Just posting this to see what the filename is because I can't read it all on my phone
>>219365938Why?
>>219365926it's definitely up there
rorke and leftypol dancing together like rogue and kitty from that one xmen cartoon
>>219365944havent the slightest clue what youre talking about.
>>219365940People don't consider Sarney to be a military regime leader because he was part of the opposition and reformed the constitution, but he wasn't democratically elected.
>>219365964what?
scratching my flaccid dick
>>219365949Wondering if I'd have more fun having a few pints and watching a Peter Kay show normally, or having a bottle of rum and getting booted out for shouting "GARLIC BREAD" at him over and over
>>219365972*casts harden*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRVxRUJxITY
>>219365864they talk about donald trump too much i can't stomach it. but i did take a look in /cum/ last night and brought back this souvenir back for you
>>219365970i said, dont you think its interesting her mother has turned to religion? i mean...it makes sense, is all. that was my point, anyway.
I feel bad for brits
>>219366111you're just as likely to get stabbed in your own rat fuck hellhole of a so-called country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kpzWVqtZhMtomorrow I'm going to the park gym when i wake up
>>219366077i genuinely have no idea what you are talking about
>>219366111really don't think that's the case
>>219366163thats exactly what i wanted to hear, believe it or not.
>>219366111death by stabbing rate is higher in the us than in the uk
why do black people always drive around blasting music
you should stop trying to understand the raped one, most of his posts are incoherent gibberish he feels compelled to post because of the voices in his head
*casts a colon cancer spell upon everyone in this thread*
>>219366205wtf why
Is this true are you loving it?
Emma Watson sex poo
the 4chan pass ad at the bottom of the page isn't even accurate anymore
>>219366158always thought those looked like fun, it would be nice to get some fresh air while exercising. are you getting spring weather now?
>>219366184so do you masturbate to AI videos of a dead child or not?
>>219366214too fucking late now matematter of time
dead niggersdead faggotsdead white guilt cucksA paradise
>>219366248don't forget the italian americans
he's literally me
>>219366222
i genuinely have no idea what you are talking about
>>219366265And here’s a photo taken several months after that.
Evens = HeadsOdds = TailsCall it
>>219366231>are you getting spring weather now?Yes and no, but it's getting towards spring weather, one day it's sunny the next day cloudy, but overall this was a weak winter, we had snow only two times for a couple of days.It would be nice when it gets warm but I'm thinking of going at 5am when I wake up. I used to go regularly but haven't done in a year or so.>>219366236bro why? I'm a real nice guy
>>219366294odds
macaroni time
>>219366296>bro why? I'm a real nice guydoesn't matter
>>219366333willy out
Who remembers the americlap meme?
>>219366323
>>219366273>i genuinely have no idea what you are talking aboutthis: >>219365894>>219365931what did you mean by this?
>>219365686End your lifehttps://derpibooru.org/images/623624
don't you have toil tomorrow morning rorke?
die
burn
w ot
fuck...this guy again
bleed
melty time
Gamers won
>>219366400Opposite thread has ended
>>219366414knew it was a leebait edition but just wanted it to play out me
slit your throat
yhe binble tm
>>219366432YOU’LL BE FUCKING DEFENESTRATED
Nice thread LOL
I’d pay good money to eat her shit.
cheese
why don't they ban this guy, I don't even understand what is he sperging about
Thread is in a right state at the moment.
>>219366466Drown in acidhttps://derpibooru.org/2933697
>>219366469he really really really doesnt like my little pony or barney
>>219366446There's only like around a few good/ worthwhile ones, maybe less than 10.
>>219366469it's a bot based on a real guypeople add stealth images of ponies or mlp related things to seemingly innocent posts, then they start the bot and it replies with what you're seeing nowthe image in question is the OP which is Lisa Simpson dancing in the treehouse in some MLP related thing
ot begins now
>>219366487>MLP related thingyet you know enough about MLP to identify it as a treehouscurious
>>219366469https://youtu.be/9nVKg-TlVx8?si=IuuriEDf1KrFr0Mz
>>219366493Opposite thread has finished
>>219366500he posted it in his first response
opposite thread starts now
>>219366483>>219366487>>219366506This is mental
>>219366529Opposite thread has concluded
These crates are 4x6 cans each and there are 19 crates... Without using a calculator can you work out how many cans there are?
>>219366522yes and how can you tell it's a treehouseit just looks like a generic library room
>>219366535opposite thread has begun again
>>219366296would be nice when it's chilly too, i imagine. wakes you up and gets the blood going. have fun
>>219366543Opposite thread has been destroyed
>>219366466
>>21936653624*20 = 480480 - 24 = 456
>>219366540just can
>>219366547Exactly, I do cold showers and this winter was so disappointing. The water is already not that cold. I went to my friends for a weekend in the mountains and there it was proper crisp.
>>219366559This is how I did it but I ended with 466 because I'm a bit thick haha
>>219366548opposite thread has been restarted
NIGGER
>>219366573Opposite thread has been voided>>219366567Drain your blood
iydmtsmtwbap
he's been doing this for nearly 15 years btweven when the vast majority of brony freaks have long since moved on, he's still dedicated to this
I always find it funny when I imagine where British posters are sitting as they post here
>>219366585THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN AN ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I REALLY HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A FUCKING TEAR
iwtcird
I mean it’s crazy, I have a 2100sqft house with 3 acres of land and a berm in my back hard so I can shoot targets whenever I want as well as a full vegetable garden and as much privacy as I could ever need whereas the British lifestyle is like “mmmm yes 600sqft box with 10sqft garden and clouds”
kys
>>219366595
>>219366599I mean this is my mothers backyard, not unlike mine, this is completely inaccessible to most brits but my mother is just a middle class retiree
>>219366588it's not even the same person anymore
>>219366588the last jap fighting for the emperor
>>219366614Looks nice, love cows me
>>219366595wtf
IGTMR
>>219366666Here's your (you)
>>219366663fucked it
>>219366674can't get anything right me
>>219366565i do cold showers too! well not full on but i try to do at least 5 minutes a day. the mountains must have been lovely
I'm keep myself chaste for marriage
>>219366684several missed chesse.
Why do I have to disable ublock to post here now
>>219366698I started gradually with contrast showers meaning hot then cold and eventually just cold, I've been doing it for years, sometimes I switch it up just because my body gets acclimated to it and you lose the shock which is what you want. The mountains were lovely, he inherited a big house at the top of the village with a great view towards the big city, it's really beautiful.
>>219366714YOU’LL BE FUCKING DISEMBOWELLEDhttps://derpibooru.org/2385842>>219366721Bleed in pain
>>219366721how do they hold things without fingers
>>219366732just disable it, refresh, then re-enable it and it still seems to work
Antisemitism is at an all time high. What can be done in a world where no one also trusts the mainstream news.
>>219366751For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground.
>>219366752Thanks love x
the simposons a racist showapu character has robbed 1.6 billion indians of their confidence
>>219366744Like lizard sticking to walls using their setae.
Lauren Faust is fit thoughShe'd get it
>>219366786UTAKUFAhttps://derpibooru.org/2065488
>>219366786Nilielewa
isn't this flooding/spamming or whatever?
All posts must be written in Swahili or you miss cheese
>>219366823correct.
>>219366739when i was doing total cold showers, i worked my way up by starting backwards. i started with a few seconds at the end of the shower, then gradually increased the time until i was able to shampoo and condition my hair and do everything else in cold water. now i'm lazy and i just do a cold rinse at the end. it's really good for your skin and hairthat does sound beautiful. perfect place to get away from the city for a bit
>>219366837UTUKAFA
>>219366680brutal
bloke in my town died today after being hit by a lorrymadness
say 'bleed' if you LOVE my little pony
>>219366842I combined it with breathing exercises and after 6-7 months you barely notice it unless it's really really cold outside, it's a great way to start the day, gives you an energy boost and you feel less cold in the winter, also great for hair and skin. I think I started doing it in 2018 when I saw that Wim Hof guy on Joe Rogan.
>>219366865Suicide?
>>219366891nah apparently he crossed the road and the lorry just hit him and drove off
>>219366889me and who x
>>219366889Break your fucking bones
>>219366900fuck sakewell that's a bit grim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hch1SFyRLbU
What?Get your bot checked.
Why is the Canadian spamming at 5 in the morning
You didn’t make all your posts in Swahili which means you mc
how do you become a person like this?
>>219366944how about that arsenal result today? surely they've blown it now
>>219366950YOU’LL BE FUCKING EVISCERATED
>>219366952Stay here long enough and you might find out
>>219366952watch the video I linked aboveit pretty much tells you everything you need to knowalthough the current person is almost certainly a bot.
>>219366963haha yeah tomorrow i think
>>219366963In Swahili, tm
listening to iron maidenmight play some doom later
>>219366976Which one
>>219366982thought so too tbf but i don't see how they come back from this
>>219366975scromjing
>>219366974YOU’LL BE DUMPED IN A FUCKING RIVER
>>219366579
professor brian cox
>>219366992I don’t even like My Little Pony, I just post it because it’s easy to bait you.
professor brain cox
start doing this
mad how the love of a woman would make my life bearable but i'm simply not allowed it because i'm a horrible freak
>>219366964spoopy, I only post in the morning and sometimes when I'm bored.>>219366967It's too long but I got the gist, it's some kind of mental illness for it to be going this long if not a bot, but even if it was.
sir brian cox
Get her farts huffed.
>>219367033the drinks will arrive on monday, not friday :<
>>219366886i'll have to look him up. and yes, breathing exercises! when i was a teenager i got a bunch of old beauty books from the 60's and 70's from my grandmother and they were really big on the lymphatic system and stuff like deep breathing, cold showers, saunas, and skin brushing. one was really big on the finnish idea of sauna while hitting yourself with birch branches, and then jumping in the snow lol. and i read marilyn monroe used to take ice baths
bot turned off I guess
>>219366976me if i time travelled back to the 1990s
sir william “cock” penis
>>219367033it lent
Sir Wim Hof
>>219367063SCREAMING
is he gone
>>219367071+3 to my sober count
>>219367086haha x
>>219367086s
fish fridays coming up and it lush
>>219367087No I'm still here posting memes. Going to reheat some burritos in a minute but I will be back.
>>219367056There's two episodes on Joe Rogan that inspired me. The calmly breathing thing while doing a cold shower is to calm/warm yourself until you get adjusted to the temp, it really works if you go deep enough you can raise your body temp even during a cold shower, it's kind of crazy. I need to start doing saunas though but I'm so bad with heat although the same breathing excercises help to cool you down when it's hot, it's remarkable what the body can do, I think that's how animals do it in extreme weather conditions. Just be careful with ice baths and those breathing stuff because some people think they''ve mastered it after 3 weeks and they drowned - very stupid. You need at least a year before that and even then doing it alone is dangerous if you are not sure.
>>219367086humor was so simple 12 years ago
>>219367086oh i think this explains a joke i didn't get a couple of threads ago
the bird
>>219367124>humorfoy
Isn’t 30k a year a lot in the UK?
>>219367160It's so so
>>219367160couple grand shy of the average wage
My name is Retep and I am evil
>>219367160It's more like 300k and that's without counting the boats
you can't post the peter's
>>219367184bit rude considering we're so nice to you
>>219367195I'm just joking, I do feel bad for you bros and I hope this comes to an end.
>>219367185peter's what
get it made
>>219367160Depends where you live
7 more posts before the new can be made
>>219367216peter's a big boy
>>219367195And yes thank you for your hospitality
>>219367123i definitely don't have the fortitude for an ice bath, but maybe someday. the science behind breathing techniques is pretty interesting, apparently it's very effective for pain management even for serious burn victims
>>219367241>>219367241>>219367241It's here
and yes, you can poo post in the new
