Tomb Raider edish
You can't name a single Scottish town/city which is majority non whiteYou can name at least 10 English ones (including the capital)Lol
>>219396676Oh no is that an adult... PLAYING?? With a CHILD?Gods! Smite this man!
>>219396804Glasgow is manority non-white (Irish)
>>219396775
>>219396822Ok then by that logic England is a majority non white country since half of you mongs are Irish diaspora
>manoritykek
wee jock poo-pong mcplop on a bit of seethe is he
>>219396837>half of you mongs are Irish diasporaremind us how you came to this conclusion, heathermong
>>219396824who was ruth anyway?
>>219396851Not heathermongJust a fact that seemingly so many English people have an Irish granda or whatever
distinct lack of feck and gorm in this thread
Scottish independence supporters were absolutely brain dead in 2014>currency? we'll just use the pound! >no you wont>oh..then we'll use the euro!>you have to join the EU first >oh...how long to join the EU? >at least 7 years>oh...then we'll use our own currency! A long list of poorly thought out positions. Ironically they'd have the hardest brexit and would need a customs border with England, who supply 85% of all their trade.
>>219396854Someone with an axe to grind
poo raider
>>219396858based on fuck all then
>>219396866>Ironically they'd have the hardest brexit and would need a customs border with EnglandSounds based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqYFU1_SiBo
What's for dindins tonight then lads?
>>219396896your mums clunge
>>219396878I accept your concession
>>219396896Nuggies
At toil team someone help me
>>219396916man up
nooo diego you cant have sexx that would ruin your gimmiqueeee
>>219396896nothing
>>219396933>having premarital sexcringe
>>219396896Takeaway of some kind, as yet undecided
big order arriving for the home office today ladsprinter, shredder, paper, lever arch files, desk, and a comfy chair
>>219396896Ruby's arse
>>219396933think we all wish you would have sex so you could finally stop posting here
ive had nothing but pleasant experiences with germans, very nice peoplereally dont like americans ,dont like french arseholesstrange how we're brought up to think it should be the opposite
>>219396967Germans are the biggest spergs in the world. Deeply unlikeable people
>>219396945goood psot>>219396961lolsend me your ewnergy!!
dadberg's 31 years older than mumberg
can't believe diego is already drunk at 12pmDURING LENT NO LESS!
>>219396997based
>>219396967It's the culture in France to be rude and snobby to strangers
*gay card flutters out of my coat pocket as I'm walking down the street*
why do americans think they're nordic when they're literally half jewish half negroid
dollymong going mental again
past a certain age a man without a woman 31+ years his junior to drain his ballsack can be a bad thing
CHECK ON
>>219397017Just shut up man
>>219397017I am not i am 25 percent Chinese and the rest is polish and Irish all it did was make me look Mexican
Oh rorke's a monggggg Rorke's a mong
you should get to rent a cat
Everyone says 'literally 1984' but it is mental how Fahrenheit 451 predicted wireless earphones and interactive smart TVs
>>219397105ok
>>219397033time and place dog, I'll kick your nigger teeth down your throat and punch your lungs out the back of your chest
>>219397052la luz extinguido...
>>219397105We haven't gotten to the point were they give people summaries and clips of movies to keep them stupid no full films or books
check these dubs
>>219397105not really, anyone who looks at technology in the past decades can see those were inevitable inventions eventually
Didn't shower yesterday, might not shower until tonight after I've been to the gym but I'm feeling a bit grotty. Two showers feels like a waste of water, and I'm trying to conserve my water usage in my daily life so I can use it asking chatgpt how many calories are in a poo
>>219397122I was trying to find my biological family and the test kit lead me to finding out my Chinese family lived 4 train stops away from me and they were shocked I looked like Mexican
>>219396870slut
>Fahrenheit FOY
>>219397105Notre Dame predicted all this
>>219396967Germans are okay hut they are autiatic retards in many situationsThe French are much more human, I think they share a lot in common with us in terms of humour and attitude
i reckon i could kill every man in this thread with one punch. I'd hit the yank once and he'd die, then the rest of you rodents would drop dead from the shock wave of how powerful my punch is
>>219397150lmao yeah sure that didnt happen but it's still kinda funny to make stories about i guess
voice cracked when i said thank you to the evri delivery driver and i instinctively made the zesty foden face
>wake up>induce semi liquid shit with rapid consumption of instant coffee and nicotine>hurry through a shower>run for the train on an empty stomach>stand for the entire journey, no seats>speedwalk to the underground>even busier, hunch over to fit in the carriage against the doors>arrive at office40 more years lads
Celsius 233
I tried to imitate a Scottish accent, how did I dohttps://voca.ro/15vH1QBFFnos
wasn't going to suck knob tonight but Diego convinced me
>>219397214Part and parcel innit m8
>>219397214just sleep at the office
>>219397207I zesty fodened to this post
could do without this hangover headache ngl >>219397225WTRFFF NPO IDIDNT
Ancestry UK tells me I'm a Cornish-Jerseyan
>>219397224Spot on
>>219397214new bakerloo trains soon mate, stay strongx
>>219397224shut the fuck up nigger cunt before I rape your mum and curb stomp her brains into a pink mist
>>219397238Benicio del Toro, Jennifer Garner, Gordon Ramsay and Charli XCX on Graham Norton tonight mateStay awake for it
I'm part Ashkenazi Jew but I can't figure out how to get all the benefits
>>219397214This is no way for a grown man to live. Have some dignity lad. Sign on.
>>219397257simmer down old chap no need for that
americans have this problem with deciphering nuanced arguments. I heard one lad argue that 75% of all genetic defects in birth come from the South Asian community, and the american thought he meant 75% of all South Asian births had defects. It was explained again multiple times but it dissolved into him calling him a fuggin asshole then he left
>>219397214Office toiling for a lifetime was always shit, it was just the least shit thing to do in a world where there wasn't a lot else out there. Nowadays otherwise very intelligent, hard working, organised, competent people have to smile and take it as they waste their lives earning £50k while utter morons make millions on the internet and they have to dance to their tune. Back in the good old days these idiots were known as drifters.
Ashketchem Mew
>>219397259haha that is not a bad list but i highly doubt i'll be watching tv that late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic
>>219397308right well that's flutter but as a busty black woman
>>219397293Think it's because a lot of them are very Irish
>>219397293Americans are retarded isn't news mate. They are brought up in a society that tells them they are right about everything, even the shitlibs, so of course they are going to be pig-headed numskulls.
>>219397308aren't zebras canonically the black people of that universe though
Compiling a secret dossier that reads: TOP SECRET
>>219397347racist prick
>>219397314https://youtu.be/4clpGEnZz0o?si=YOWz1Mm5fhCq9SYSget that down ya ear hole
100% of South Asian births have defectshehe can you guess why? hheehe
>>219397352blog on
So Diego can suck cock all day long and he's a hero, but when i do it im suddenly a faggot? ok then
>>219397362because of racism
>>219397374Right, you're in it too now
the toil freaks do be looking at the clock it's nearly time to go home on a friday hahahha toilberg is giving them freaks 48 hours freedom hahaha
>>219397377mate u are on a mad one here like severely mentally ill posting goin on right onw
>>219397293>one american does something retarded>so it seems americans have this problemright
>>219397403Lmfao then they go for after work drinks with their colleagues to "network". They truly are a pitiful bunch.
>>219397403from one neet to another you sound like a massive gaylord
>>219397403it's 64 hours actually so that's you told
>>219397414it was an example to demonstrate its prevelance, these types of spastics are all over the internet
spanish and italian people are supposed to be lazy but whenever i need to work with them they're always annoying jobsworths who constantly check up on you and need things done immediatelywhile germans, british, french, and nordic people just let you get on with things more often unless you're taking the piss
I worked for myself in a freelance capacity for eight months and while it was a bit dull and lonesome I was making more after tax advantages working four days a week whenever I wanted with no obligations other than to deliver to the required spec than I have the last three years in the endless corporate slog for toilstein.I can't simply go back to it for many reasons but it has made me completely understand that to get anywhere in life you have to work for yourself and not for other people and that is what I focus on building in the next few years.
>>219397441ive seen a lot of idiocy on the internet but it's never that drastic. that one fella clearly had a huge reading comprehension problem
>>219397448blog on
>>219397265Just go to your local florist and ask to speak to 'Frederick', they'll hook you up
Here's a well purposed fool
>>219397136it was written in the early 50s
Can't go the gym because I'm sick. Lifted some weights at home but its not the same
might get a dominos later while steaming
>>219397446the spanish/italians you work with are used to their extremely lazy countrymengermans and the rest of your list are more easy going since hardwork is the standard
>>219397461It only ever seems to come from your country though. I don't see Germans or Aussies or Swedes get so confused with following a slightly more focused argument presented to him. Theres a unique mindset in your culture to presume arguments before they're even made, so in your mind you've already loaded up the epic slam dunks in response without fully understanding whats actually being said.
used to work with a 50 year old batchelor who would always get really excited by the prospect of a work trip overnight somewhere to the point of reading the food menu at the hotel and working out what he wanted and how he could maximise the £25 allowance
>>219397530Toss up between chippy and KFC for me
>>219397526haven't lifted in a long time. I just walk on the treadmill for an hour or so. trying to lose the old tummystein you see. thanks for reading my blog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r08Ca8fk5Y
Nothing beats the rush of fucking a lad up the arse. Having total dominance over another male
My list of videos saved to watch later is decreasing rapidly, meaning youtube is giving me noticably less suggested videos that appeal than before when the list was growing. Worried
>>219397530grow up
>>219397524and? wireless radio was already a thing, as were headphones, not hard to imagine back then that eventually a type of headphone that's both wireless and fits inside the ear would be invented
>>219397540Same, but apparently if you lift weights, then the increased muscle mass means you burn fat faster as your body needs more energy to maintain the muscles.
>>219397505wouldn't mind getting a bit of nap time during the working daybut i feel this approach breeds rushed results rather than taking the time to do things well. if you know someone is breathing down your neck for something it doesn't help you do any better. that being said i have done nothing all day. but i have like 2 weeks to do a small amount of work why chase me after one day.
>>219397555can you imagine technology from today and how it will be 70 years from now in the 2110s?
>>219397544Diego you forgot your funny little name when making this post
>>219397551Also have noticed youtube has been suggesting me shite videos lately and a lot of ones I've watched before
theres a poor young lad in here who is in the process of destroying his life with his dollhouse obsessions. please, please dont let OCD kill you
>>219397531the higher paid ones seem to have no work-life balance but are consistently rushing at the last minutenot sure how that works out they seem so stressed.
Celtic Football club is having a meltdown lol
mental how much of an insane autistic mong I am
>>219397608sack the board
>>219397580na diego is a total bottom. look at how catty he is
It's the 9th-annual Dallas Mower Expo! Be thereerrerrrerrrrerrrrrr
can always hear a catberg outside going mental
>>219397613First step is admitting it
you know what is mental Karl pilkington predicted VR headsets back in a old xfm episode
wife
diego just needs to hit the gym, get on the squats, build a nice bubbly arse and find a nice lad to settle down with
>>219397644Least deranged homosexual
i might be a burnt out 34 year old soylennial but at least im not a mentally ill freak who has unironically wasted his youth mentally shadowboxing dollhouse characters on 4chan
Yes better not fuck with mentally ill people on anonymous image boards when two idiots can convince you of things nobody can prove
Simply not doing a lot of the routine things my job requires because I hate the place and my new team and the fact they fucked me over completely during the restructuring consultation and I will be leaving soon. Notice going in possibly in the next three weeks, depending on how a job I know another company wants to hire me for goes. Really liberating just doing absolutely fuck all, not even the bare minimum, and knowing that you'll soon get to handover a complete pile of shite to them.
might have a wank while standing at the window
>>219397543Underrated song
"Y'all on the gram holdin money to your ear, there's a disconnect, we don't call that money over here"
>>219397571Yeah I remember reading something along those lines. need to lose a bit more before I start lifting thoughbeit
>>219397654?
Back in the day I used to come to /brit/ just to send Spaino into a meltdown. I'd push all the right buttons and have him against the ropes within a couple of minutes. I feel bad now because I think I was probably instrumental in his departure from the general.
>>219397574there's already plenty sci-fi out there that does, and chances are a lot of them will be right
wanking my arse with rape
I'm a super sleuth lads
>>219397713please see a doctor
Rorke saying "Domino-hoo-hoo" to the minimum wage delivery guy
>>219397718name 3
>>21939765834 is barely a millennial, you have a smartphone in high school and used snapchat. Stop larping
Bought some yugioh cards have no idea how to play the game now
by the time someone found him he'd been arse raped 18 times
>>219397574yeh probably.
>>219397738Thats not true at all. When I was at school the best people had were sony ericssons, then Blackberry. I left school in 2008, most of these apps werent arent at that stage
>>219397755It's unplayable now, the rules are all contradictory and make no sense.
>>219397764>I left school in 2008zoom zoom
>>219397738bizarre statement
>>219397755heard the game has been completely destroyed by power creep
give me a bath
>>219397774some zoomers were born in 2008 silly goose
my friend at school had an NGage
>>219397788Don't care
learning about the Incas feel a bit bad for them
what would you even use snapchat for in schoolhad a smart phone but what could i post on snapchat? a 4chan post?
got a nokia 3310 when i was in year 8
it arselad night
Cheers for this mate, you gave me hope, hopefully we'll succeed with the nexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SUwOgmvzK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDqI_g2nMaQ
God be with us
i was in year 9 when snapchat came out
>>219397755I like to watch those pack opening youtube shorts where the lad sees if he makes his money back and I don't recognize 90% of the cards despite having watched all of DMs, GX and 5Ds. They're all noncey anime girl shite now instead of cool dragons and monsters like they used to be
Getting a paki pizza tonightProbably get pakora too
>>219397821He's fucked off
>>219397829Just not on mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I
Learning German and its basically englsih
>>219397881Me in 10 years
>>219397881Me now
>>219397879bergen
mum got me a windows phone when I was year 8 it was all she could afford. was my first phone so I was well excited to bring it to school but then everyone bullied me for it
>>2193978063310 was my second mobile phone
>>219397881me 10 years ago
>>219397881Me
>>219397105>>219397136>wireless earphonesFunnily enough the 1966 film just had normal headphones because they thought wireless earbuds would be unrealistic
>>219397900Those phones were clarse
Satan can fuck right off
>>219397713His wife was 100% about to discover his sad little gimmick and probably question her entire relationship with such a freak, such was the rapid and random nature of his departure.
>>219397900*hugs*
shower once a week, sleep sitting up in a suit
Remember me and the lads went through a phase in year 7 where we would see who could fuck up their phone the most before it stopped working. We all lived on the same council estate too so I don’t really know why we did that, not like we were made of money
>>219397900loved me Windows Nokia
I got heemed because I had an LG Cookie in 2013
Remember when spainfreak posted pictures of his mum's tampons and spanish passport to prove he had a spanish girlfriend
You will take the kurwapill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c
>>219397938That was DTFIC larping as him
>>219397938he mindraped you
>>219397938imagine being that desperate for validation from anonymous strangers on 4chan. such a sad bastard
>>219397937bought me mum an lg chocolate for Christmas when I got me first job
Well you see, the Object Petite A is...
>>219397900Never understood why kids got bullied for what type of phone they had never made sense to me it’s just a phone. I used to bully kids for their haircut and trainers and stuff but never understood the phone.
>>219397942witam was serdeczne scotchpole
Muslims eat 2 meals a day and complain about fasting
>>219397992Nobody cares about food, it's the no ciggies during the day that kills you
>>219397992Strange diet
I don't partake in the dollies however if I were so inclined to make a character and spend money on a pass + VPN to spoof a location, I would also not be above buying a 2nd hand expired passport from eBay then photographing it with the clipped corner framed out. You will recall that they clip the corner on the back side of passports, not the front.
>>219397992not to mention they absolutely gorge themselves to bursting before going to sleep, meaning they'll put on weight
>>219397979nie jest mnie, on jest inne
normal status: not
me in a few hours with my £8 malbec
studying for my registration exam
>>219398018You are severely mentally ill
remember why adam got his trip banned
>>219397992the not eating thing is a meme since they just stuff themselves at night but not drinking the whole day is respectable
>>219398019Yeah just isn't a fast is it
>>219398018You can’t buy expired passports on eBay
>>219398041When did it get banned
>>219398033what are you registering for?
>>219398054dunno ages ago now
>>219398041>>219398054he posted cp a few times.
>>219397978>I used to bully kids for their haircut and trainersSame reason I guess.
>>219398016uncs rly
>>219398020oh fug :D
never been on a date or messaged a girl but I'm only 32 so there's still time for me haha still plenty of time yeah
>>219398076:/
umbug
>>219398098I see this in your future
>>219398106i think he would have packed it in anyway considering the repeated mindrapings he was receiving from that leaf poster
raining heavily outside, perhaps even sleetI myself remain indoors where it is dry, cosy and warm
anime
>>219398115
>>219398076>>203795363You were posting this back in 2024He posted on his trip in 2025Did he get unbanned?
get them flying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiebvAkb4LM
Rasheed swelling up like Violet Beuregarde after a popping a single non-Israeli medjool date into his gob
fruit salad moth girl gf
pushed a bit too hard on that last fart and emptied the contents of my bowels into my trousers
>>219398135peng things
>>219398159alri tim
Spaincunt really was on a mad one here
my arse always smells no matter how much I wash it I think there's an extra hole that constantly leaks or something but I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor so I just always stink and avoid interacting with people. thakns for reading my blog
Diego be like "computers don't run on electricity, they run on the holy spirit because that's what my local vicar told me"
>>219398173You are mentally ill
>indian place nearby offering chicken chow mein>it's with just boiled spaghettihate it but at least it's a mild step above the vietnamese places that do it with instant noodlesnot giving them money for this poor effort though
>>219398157fruit salad tummy gf
rorke speechless
>>219398176have you checked your bollocks for poo? happens to me all the time
Incompetent directors who have spent their careers covering their own arses and making £150k try to understand why saplings on £40k who run around like headless chickens for them actually doing the work aren't as committed to the company as them challenge (Impossible)
The wife on our wedding day <3
Eating an umsalad
>>219398185looks very dryneeds to be swimming in dark soy sauce and MSG, unironically
Better 'twere a dreamThan not at all
reckon shagging birds honestly gets boring very quicklyvirgin freak me so I could be wrong but I'm willing to bet that after you shag a few times it's just a bore and nobody wants to admit it
>>219398195thisno I don't want to work this weekend unpaid because I get no overtime or bonus why don't YOU work this weekend and earn your 20% bonus toilberg you cunt
Must be mad being born a literal prince
>>219398185suddenly want to buy some lemons
>>219398194she's only an 18-22 year old consenting adult woman it makes you bloody sick so it does
>>219398191I don't understand check my bollocks are not covered in poo or check they're not full of poo?
>>219398231poo on the exterior. it might explain the smell
>>219398205prefer the barbecue sauce you get in british chinkies but yeah it looks awfulit needs to be much darker, and i prefer thin noodles personally
>>219398194he's so based yeah ok maybe leaking secrets was wrong but don't understand the hate for shagging legal fit women
>>219398185the sczranethats look tasty ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lbzUUXj0k
>>219398212To be honest I think the average man has no experience of being a lothario. I don't think the married men you see on a day to day basis at work or passing by in the street had a long period where they were regularly out shagging a different bird every weekend then decided "you know what, this is soulless, I need to settle down". Most men likely have had sex with maybe 3-5 women (when the women chose them) and once they lock one down they're grateful to have her, to have 'regular' access to sex.
>>219398181Computers get hot because creating and destroying information is entropic it's sort of a thermodynamic equivalent of the weight of a soul
>>219398212I've been with my gf six years now and while routine sex is definitely nice you have to spice it up sometimes or it gets formulaicHowever, nothing really beats the feeling of pure adrenaline associated with getting your kit off with a bird you've never done it with before, that first time of discovery is unbelievable
>>219398217oh, behave
ahhhthat first sip (of Folgers®)
>>219398212never liked the experience me I'm too autistic, self-conscious and introverted to live in the moment and enjoy sex
>>219398221Not a fan of smug twats calling themselves intellectuals
>>219398270>Most men likely have had sex with maybe 3-5 women (when the women chose them) and once they lock one down they're grateful to have her, to have 'regular' access to sex.ktimhad sex with five women in my life including gftobewifestein
Oats are so peng dunno why they fed them to the pigs
>>219398221After days of you shut-in lot turning this into Brit/pol/ you've now been shagged FIRMLY up the arse hole LOL!
>>219398300TR
>>219398315they're ok bit boring on their own though
>>219398315Pork is penger
>>219398307Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be... Kay Timmers.
I know it's not real sex at all but really dirty kinky porn sex in latex/pvc is something I fantasise about a lot but is something I would never, ever practice with my gf because it would just seem really odd to fetishise someone I care about deeply and intimately.
berghain dark rooms
>>219398354>>219398354>>219398354
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma_Police_(surveillance_programme)
>>219398357um
sometimes visit other generals and notice they're often talking about current events and politics but never seem to be banned do you lot report those posts or do jannies lurk this thread more
Well thats an early gingerpaedo new
>>219398300would love to snatch the scolding hot coffee out of your frail hands and pour it all over your putrid pedophile face
>>219398348https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWLqF-Ss1d0How the fuck is this bloke 25 years oldJesus christ what happened in the last couple of decades
right well that OP has a baby's penis in it
>>219398370/brit/ has a dedicated janny who is German /epl/ has a dedicated janny who is a Jewish American
