THINKING ABOUT THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
Hungarians be like>merhaba brother we are also Turks
end the great replacement
we need to invent female urinalswe'll be rich
LIVERPOOL
>>219407211I see no cans, tho she is very pretty>>219407233merhaba is Arabic in origin
4 cans in, might switch to whiskey
>>219407233i am Buryator Yakutmaybe Karafuto Ainobut definitely not Anatolian Turk
nth for Juno
>>219407211you got a pic of the cans tonight, canslad?
only get £700 PIP with my salary thats only £3600 total after tax think i deserve more its very hard living with anxiety
irish superiority edish
>>219407266FOCHIN MEE GIROOO LAAAAAA
Slovenians be like>dobro dosli bratan its good to be Germanic
Would quite like to attend plays, orchestras, museums with a sweet pretty lady. >>219407266Also I would like to live my myth in Liverpool
If you actually get a single penny of PIP for anxiety and I don't claim for my bipolar (which is far more debilitating) I will genuinely never ever talk to you again
>>219407356first off, Slovenes don't call people they're not related to brothersecond, doiti is not even a verb in Slovenian, so dobrodošli is a sort of archaism, I guess
i fucking lock in all day and then go and ruin it at 8pmAll of that was for nothing now stupid fuckinf cunt
>>219407356screaming. they do be sayin ts
>>219407380Lol
>>219407384Any suggestions for things to do in Tolmin?
>>219407384otrok is funny tho.
>>219407301GOOD post
>>219407356never met a slovene who didnt say this
Right then that's another gold for the US in the freeski halfpipeCongratulations Alex Ferreira that was some boss shit
>>219407362its just a gimmick relaxmight actually apply for my ocd and bdd though
>>219407322how do you get PIP?I thought it had to be for something?
you've got a wfh dosslord job, you don't need PIP
>>219407427ask for directions to austria
>>219407427kitingcanyoningmusic festivals >>219407430why? otrok is an old Slavic term for someone who has no right to speak afaik
I've decided to take matters into my own hands
i need PIP to pay for my rhinoplasty and FFS unironically
>>219407461Erm. I rebuilt six Red Hat Enterprise Linux virtual machines today. How's THAT for dossing?
>>219407465thought otrok was the word that used to mean little helper and then did a split(ha) in meaning to child/slave depending in location
refer to previous statement. 750 a month isn't going to do much
Nimdok
just had a pack of 2x spicy buldak noodles have steam literally coming out my ears
>>219407038wtf why they gotta be like that
>>219407465I want to go to a music festival in July.
>>219407517and blood out your arse tomorrow
why dont you want me to be happy
i never said that
>>219407517i ate 2x spicy oncemy bladder was burning i'm not shitting you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAB9-VGIkzMJesus christ they can't be stopped.None of you know what it's like to live here and know that your odds of encountering a bear are "low" at best but never zero.
The fatfu messaged me out of the blue but now isn't responding to me. :(
u are so dramatic and for what
>>219407528there's one for punk, one for metal, and one for reggae, then there's also an artsy avant one. I have spent a lot of time there. It sucks that the river has the temperature of British coastal waters, 11°C or so in summer
close ur fuckin eyes then
>>219407517koka spicy stir fried is enough for me my mouth burns for ages
kys cornwall
bit much
whoriental
Had two green teas today. Meditated for half an hour. Haven’t wanked in ages. Gaining a clue.
exploring my perks
fucking hell don't all post at once!!!
>>219407679mister suds ?
love me love me say that you'll love me
>>219407674did some blow then I did some beer then I did some weed then I did some hashWAHEY!
>my bipolar (which is far more debilitating)is it fuck
raping my own arse at 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mph
https://youtu.be/pnTIsubYbCU?si=ZHqjKcNmQwxi_P1u
>>219407679Rorke's sister's bf
>>219407728scream
you know absolutely nothing
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768849229586711.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768849269073584.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768849305908945.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768849337491665.mp4
>>219407741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5GHEEESt0E
mental how much better i feel after a mere three days without watching porn
just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL
>>219407767posted it again award
>>219407771Based.Quit porn forever.
eating poo
>>219407769saw them last year
>>219407773you're thinking about black penis you faggot
>>219407679zesty
sleep debt repaid for x
just me and /brit/ against the world
>>219407674Love to hear it x
think me laptop hard drive is on the way out
Ded
>>219407816I seriously considered going to see them in Krakow one timealso, did you know they were in Ari Aster's Eddington? I Feel Alive, I was like wuuuut
revving up the gay porn
>>219407674I wanked this morning. said I was only going to wank to my imagination but inevitably slipped down the rabbit hole once I got going. always ends in a shameful place
some clueless twat posting in the old>>219407853
>>219407841cyclops
>>219407872Gang bang??
nearly made a darkfans account earlier
remember hawk tuah
Thing I've noticed is that everyone slags off Spaino
>>219407841her eye's fine
>>219407893DONT EVEN WANT TO LOOK UP WHAT THAT IS
ummonkeys
>>219407917he brings it upon himself
>>219407911
any steamships man in
I'm such a grotesque looking freak, like a cross between Ed Sheeran and the Hunchback of Notre dame, i almost burst into tears every time i see my reflection in the mirror or a black screen
>>219407962
>>219407962*kisses you and grabs your bum*
>>219407962what's your height
>>219407962get on the PIP
>Teen couple Ethan, 17, and Cherish, 15, found dead at Yorkshire holiday park – man arrested
im goonbait
Any lads here hiring 'scorts this weekend?
doing really well tonightnot fully steaming, good pacing on my drinksthink i've got another two voddys left in me then a nice early bedtimeno embarrassing review of the night's brit postings for me tomorrow lads
>>219408002not fiscally responsible
>>219407962galway freak... I've got nothing
We at /brit/ think it's high-time that we have a regular poster who is a woman (a woman not a tranny) with large breasts and she posts photos of e.g. them as her gimmick. For us to masturbate over.
>>21940798256"0 but that only serves to make my eldritchian figure even more haunting god has truly cursed me
im going to bed, will dream about posting here because my lifes that pitiful
>>219408010ktinm
>>219408042Spaino posted his before x
>>219407911She's in. Looks like you just need to rug about 10 million in some bullshit cryptocurrency.
>>219408002Why not just try to pull normally at the nightclubs or on tinder?
>>219407962>like a cross between Ed SheeranI hope you've got a better taste in music than Sheeran, at least
>>219408042
>>219408068stop posting my wife
Honestly lads. I'm very tired. I think sleep instead of getting cans
Why aren't you investing in stocks?Post your stock portfolio.
>>219408042She can't have any possibility of getting a boyfriend otherwise she will leave us on a whimI'd bloody love her to be widowed
I desire sex
might learn latin
>>219408049scr
>>219408002I would ideally be the escort. I have no standards.
>>219408116basedit's worth it
thinking about skibidi toilet
>>219408116romanes eunt domus
my poo smells like shite
>>219407958Projection is an archipelago in Asia
>>219408116espanol para mi
Slightly pissed, watching copslopYeah we're at peak
just fuck off
>>219408159what we ontraffic cops, police interceptors, nothing to declare, border force uk?
>>219408116I tried Latin once, it was like watching paint dry
what's all this about a lady posting regular nudes here
>>219407211
Voting RestoreThey have to go back.The resistance to the deportation may become violent, and we may need to enact martial law, but enduring the pain of the change is the only way we can progress
goon elves making me goon again
I wish I were an overwatch girl
bye
>>219408171UNARMED POLICE! OPEN UP, UNARMED POLICE!
>>219408171Yanks do it so much better. Classic episodes of Cops and LivePD is all you need
has ruby granger got her knob out yet?
>>219408192finally a good post, so which one?
can those bicycle pakis give you booze as well as takeaway
>>219408182Was going to then I found out Rupert Lowe doesn’t support Scottish independence and actually wants to get rid of the Scottish parliament as a whole so he can get fucked he’s lost my vote
>>219408182>They have to go back.who
>>219408192gay freak
>>219408218What's wrong with that
getting called a racist in my hometown subreddit
>>219408182He wants all benefit scroungers to be forced into work. You're a turkey voting for Christmas!
>>219408210mercy of course
>>219407773cronem out in full forcewe snappin' & trappin' tonite x
>>219408179how you do this?been trying to find a way to apply downsyndrome filters to videos of me and my mates for ages
wonder if down syndrome people think normal people look retarded
league is shite tonight
>>219408157Crossing the rockies looks like a nightmare
>>219408250Give us your opinion if you think normal people look retarded so we can get the opion of a downie, lad
>>219408208Still locked up**my knob is her property
I wonder how soceity becoming all cashless has influence the homelessBack in the day homelessberg could scrabble together a few 50ps and buy himself a big mac meal.These days if you want to give the homeless money you'd need to go to a cash machine and even then you'd only be able to take out notes. 2 reasons not to give them anything.People blame 14 years of the Tories for the homelessness crisis but I bet this technology shift has completely fucked them up.
>>219408250 Screaming
>>219408232We dont want to be controlled by England?
I've weighed up all the options for the next election and I'm still not seeing a viable alternative to Walt Disney.
>opion
Watched part 2 of 28 years laterWas alright, pretty good evenJim's daughter is a bit black for a mixed race child but that's alright
>>219408218It needs to get to the point that even English unionists are seen as zogslop feds (which they all are)
Giving homealone a round 0 for today. We were promised an award show. We got a grouchy mong with a headache. Two zero scores in a row.
on the rerolling librarian villagers toil
>>219408171Bodycam footage of yanks
>>219408264Anyone actually homeless ie sleeping on the street in a sleeping bag is there by CHOICE
muh Macsen Wledigmuh we are still herefuck uuuuuuuuuu Sion Dafydd!
>>219408276How are you controlled by England? You have a proportionate number of MPs, and many Prime Ministers have been of Scottish backgroundsThink you're a 'wee bit' confused 'laddy' aha
thinking about the black girl I spent all night with and rejected because I noticed she had a stomach tattoowhat a cretinous little incel I am
anime
been invited into the extended family whatsapp groupnever muted anything so fast in my life
>>219408306After mending? Heard it can only be gotten in a swamp village now (which I have never seen)
why were they upset?
>>219408280cvp all ova di gherkin xdimon na no what to do
picking my nose
i'm gonna watch pride n prejudice, never seen it >>219408257Andes are way more insane. Been down there and getting from point A to point B takes 10x longer than you'd expect
>>219408321Um... don't know but some socialists who want to be part of a European superstate told me so
>>219408345Then what?
>>219408334nah that's some woke setting you have to manually enable
>>219408347Ive been to the andes
>>219408309why would anyone choose that rorke you utter BUFFOON
>>219408358Trust the plan
>>219408264no homeless has ever used money to buy foodthey can get it for free from red cross or food banksor they dumpster dive for soon to be expired food
thinking about the norwegian girl I rejected because I noticed her swastika flag
>>219408358dunno havent found anything yet
As a laugh we should post wildly unfunny replies to posts
Thinking about the bokkles I rejected
>>219408309alright suella braverman
would Tarquin get along more with Rorke or Leftypol? I'd imagine he shares Rorke's politics but he's got more in common with Leftypol.A fascinating question if I dare say so.
My life is horrible I never ask to be born every day a struggle I wish I was born in the right body I wish I could have had a normal life I want to die life is tough when you got emotionally unstable personality disorder my brain is broken I just want to be like everyone else it not right I need help and support for simple things wish I was normal I never ask to be born
All my mates are out with their gfs meanwhile I'm seething in my smelly little incel cave lol
>>219408385Right let us know when you do
>>219408293Facts>>219408321Think you’re a bit confused. If Rupert gets rid of the Scottish parliament then every decision would be made through Westminster
>>219408332happened to me onceeverybody laugh reacted the join message
practicing the ol' guitar x
thinking about the friends that rejected me because they noticed I'm special
>>219408407I see that you have no argument, expected as much lol
>>219408426ohmydayz
wish I went to scientist school when I was 18
>>219408427what you playing gay guitar boy x
>>219408370Because they love heroin. It might sound mental but it is true, there are loads of homeless shelter/hostel places which can give you a room, food and warmth the only requirement is no drugs or alcohol
there is something vaguely terrifying to the song Yma o Hyd, it sounds oddly untouched by postwar musical developments despite having been written sometime around 1970. It is like a straightfaced nationalist anthem from the 1930's, really.
>>219408446i went to an ex-poly when i was 18
>>219408427foy
>>219408401my flatmate's out with his matesI used to be his mate, don't know what happened
crazy how in the hospital you never need to masturbateand with the cathoder it feels like you never pee
>>219408407Yeah but you're whingeing and prattling on about independence and I asked you a direct question that you're struggling to answer aha
Right thenDecision madeNo cansBed soon
fascinating i always wondered how that worked
reckon i've not had a pineapple in over a decade
surprise guest tonight @ gherkin 11 pm
got a whopping two hugs from female colleagues today, I'm basically a chad
>>219408465you probably made absolutely no effort in the relationship so he stopped watering a dead plant
>>219408487is it your dad
>>219408182I don't see the issue in deporting the non British population.>>219408276England doesn't have devolution THOUGH
>>219408487Craig David?
>>219408451what if we created one where heroin was condoned? sure it's illegal but it'll keep them off the street attempting to do a cheeky steal and/or rape could probably provide the heroin to them ourselves (ourselves being the state)
in my new bedx
>>219408432lolIf there is no Scottish parliament then every decision about Scotland is made through Westminster.Westminster has 650 seatsEnglish MPs 543
>>219408450my band's songs, got a run of shows coming up x
>>219408486they're lush
>>219408511you uh.... you got your bum out?
>>219408465You said something racist didn't you
>>219408517what's wrong with that x
>>219408527bet they're gay pentantonic scale songs x
>>219408500shh x
doing gf toil (watching the absolutely god awful shite she gets on Instagram reels with her)
>>219408407>every decision would be made through WestminsterNot everything. Do you guys not have 2nd level administration? Provinces or Prefectures?
>>219408499They don’t need it England = Britain
>>219408539maybex
have to venture out to get more booze ffs
>>219408517>English MPs 543So? There are many regions in England with their own interests, not even remotely some sort of voting bloc
wish i was fishing rn
>pentantonicomds
any man in 0% ginger, have 0 ginger relatives - and yet their beard for some reason grows out as ginger?What's more bizarre is that under 1cm it's still dark, but it gets a little longer than that and it's like rust sets inHorrifying stuff.
>>219408582*jiggles your bum*
>>219408554>t. the Roundabout
>>219408548>>219408276
>>219408572Do Scottish MPs vote on matters that only effect England?
first wank in my new bed scheduled for 9pm
Hinge date spotted the anime music cds in the whippopotamus and promptly unmatched me the moment I saw her off earlier.Done with the apps, nowt wrong with a bit of music that happens to have been used in a cartoon from Japan
why do mediocre white men get 10/10 browns?how the fuck is that fair? this nigga goes out of his way to be ugly with that ghastly thing on his face and look who he still pulls
>>219408591I'm going on Sunday. Can't wait
desperately need to get my brains fucked outnot even remotely gay either
>>219408634that's not even close to a 10 lmao
>>219408615I'll tug you off instead x
>10/10 browns
>>219408608Do you get involved in shit that has nothing to do with you?>>219408586What do you mean “so”?I was answering his question
>>219408634she looks like chris rock
>>219408634looks like the terminator robot
>>219408634black women look like blokes
playning a pentantonic scale on my guintar
remember when those autistic mongs tried to get us to move to /bant/?
>>219408597yeah same here, must be pretty common
>>219408634State of that tache and barnet
>>219408527What are the songs about? x
>>219408634a 7
>>219408652err bit gay that
did he make a minor spelling mistakedid hemad mad how mental
>>219408665Sometimes if I feel like it. Especially when its against my own ideals. Doesn't seem fair that Scots can have a say in England and not the other way around.
>>219408597everyones beard is ginger
>>219408674yeah because heathermong shitted up every thread with his depraved fetishes and everyone got sick of it
>>219408693that's not a no x
>>219408690Being black x
https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/6l92w7/18_months_hrt_30_years_old/Wow, 30 years old!!! @carlybender
>>219408688greng
>>219408634
Is the Isle of Man considered a country
booting up the saucy asmr
>>219408690doxxable info. i've posted our songs here before but never going to link this shithole to the only good thing i have going on. we get to do some cool stuff.
>>219408741
>>219408741megamind looking ahh
>>219408701“England only” projects affect the our budget and Wales and Northern Ireland’s too, although if it really upsets you then you can always give us independence and that will solve your problem :)
>>219408735That's someone's son
>>219408770We speak the King's English here pal
>>219408750it is considered a gay villagebut srsly, I saw a pic of Manchester gay village on insta recently, I had no idea that sort of thing existed in Europe
>>219408625>whippopotamusIs this meant to be your car, as would be found in a car-hole?Are you sure she wasn't icked by your car having a CD player, and you having bought niche anime soundtrack CDs? Sounds extremely sus, like a chopped unc might doA zoomer would stream via bluetooth, an oldhead would have burnt to CD. Women respect the tech-savviness required to do either
can paki bicycle fellas get you takeaway and booze at the same time
think they might be angry at me
>>219408734Wow.. let me just start off by saying, hot damn...
>>219408797Thats horrible. Are you okay.
>>219408800please respond
>>219408796I accept your concession :)
sir obsessulated
>>219408797>gay villageyeah, that’s where you live
It takes a gay village to put rorke in a wicker man and let africanized bees sting him to death
>>219408821>muh chuddismyeah, alri, whatevsI'm not even gay
>>219408786would like to see her nipples
>>219408735who's that?
>>219408871>>219408871>>219408871
bro went for round 2
>>219408832Screaming
bit early that, janmans thoughts?
*yawns loudly*
*shows my penis*
alright de transam alright de trans
this is so sad
you’ve been struck down fella
non early thread>>219403689>>219403689>>219403689
>>219408873janny just raped you, comment?
>>206112927
>>219408967bye bitch
New>>219408974
>>219408993>>219408993>>219408993Actual new
