totally normal room edition
a post
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>>219416258
>>219416278>>219416280the usual i see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAI1Onf2-Co
>>219416282what if it's for medical purposes and the guy is doctor but also your fiancee
It was all a dreamI used to read Word Up! magazine
catberg absolutely fuming that i've woke her uptough titties my little cherub the weekend starts now
>>219416305Nice Dream
corr fink dats a trio of successive successful poobergistans
*BLARP*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu7HoGZaspo
is tupac still alivetupac still alivetupac 2026tupac alive 2026 proof
>>219416301I don't understand the question
>>219416323what would you do if you went to the year 3000 and your great great great granddaughter actually was pretty fine
>>219416361Talk to her politely about the consequences of unprotected sex
colin the caterpillar sex arse
>>219416378right well that's noncery because a caterpillar is a juvenile butterfly
>>219416361Sex
>>219416367hehe
>>219416386UM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxm2uekacRo
Emma Watson's pink lacy knickers. Your argument is invalid.
*dies a horrible death in the incel crushing machine*
Get the corporate tax rates slashedGet the environmental protections binnedGet the AI subsidized Get the conflict with Iran startedGet the third temple built Get the red heifers sacrificed Get the antichrist spawned
This is no longer fun, goodbye
>>219416420what were you doing in the incel crushing machine
>>219416442Trying to get out
>>219416301yum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTArYTvpLZA
>>219416424mad how nothing will happen
Guess my pronounsGo on, guess
so where are wario and waluigi from
>>219416483super mario land 3 and mario tennis
im an air bender
>>219416483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU8UIDC9q68
>>219416504i like fontaines dc but they all seem like such pretentious dickheads
>>219416512Comes with the territory
>>219416467We'll definitely hit them, only question is if they do anything back (probably not)
>>219416530no i mean the stuff about the biblical apocalypseof course ww3 and nuclear war could still occur
i hate everyone who is more successful and less mentally ill than me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeZ1nsHNTLM
radiohead creep confectionary-themed parody:i'm a peepi'm a candy
>>219416327fink i saw a tupac in my toiletbowlstein earlier
radiohead creep car-themed parody:i'm a jeepi'm a peugeot
>>219416512yeh like maybe dozen of their songs but yeh just benders innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqYFU1_SiBo
>>219416580mad how he's a fakecel who got a black girl from /r9k/
>>219416605Last I saw he was doing live acoustic sets
>>219416605Really? I only know that BPD song, it's pretty funny. I'm curious what he looks like
Interlinked
>>219416489>super mario land 3*2
Right well time to go to work, see you lot later
a sober black shawl hides her body entirelytouched by the smell and the saltspray of the seabut down in the darkness a slim hand so lovelycarries a rich bunch of red roses for me
>>219416637>super mario land 3: wario land>wario landfell for it
>>219416627
>>219416650have a good day de lid
>>219416650bye love you lots x
>>219416665Going to exact my petty revenge on all my worthless coleagues
>>219416661WHAAAAT? LOL, I would have never imagined he is Chinese or whatever he is. Top kek.>>219416650Have a goo day lad
>>219416656Wario was introduced in Mario Land 2 actually.[spoiler]he's the final boss[/spoiler]
Pour up (drank)Head shot (drank) Sit down (drank) Stand up (drank)
god had to nerf me with autism otherwise i'd be too powerful
>>219416685alright freak
Would be fun if I had some cocaine or even better - speed and just destroy my weekend, wake up on monday with a headache and a slightly chubby blonde (not fat) girl besides me, make her some breakfast , fuck her one last time and send her home. Wouldn't that be nice?
>>219416719that would be nicebest not to do it though
>>219416712It's called Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins.
>>219416748ok sorry
my dad works at nintendo and he let me play mario 65 early
>>219416737I'm not gonna do it, I'm just saying it would be fun, just like the good old days.
>>219416719why are you such a degen
>>219416245The guys from that video still do livestreams, theyre bretty chillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywftrDNQxJw
Less than sober and blasting some Black Sabbath.
>>219416245why did he do it
>>219416797What is degen about this exactly? I'm one of the kindest people and never cause any trouble.
>>219416821destroying your weekend with hard drugs is pretty degen my guy
i'm going to become the world's most famous incel musician
Oh when I mount the creepy chairOh wha will sit beside me thereOh gie me Rab, I'll seek nae mairThe ranting dog, the daddy o't
>>219416829I was being overly dramatic with the "destroying" part. I'm not gonna do it, I don't do this anymore, I just thought it would be nice you know...
Hate the ex, but I hated more at the end. His hate was quick whilst mine was ongoing till now. No singular dates always double for some reason.Such a freak and negging pos.
>>219416880>Hisum x
>>219416880Mihai?
>>219416887Yeah? not a male lover anymore
>>219416880>always doubleAny orgies?
>>219416907No the dates was never between him and me, and when it was it felt half arsed.Guy wore a shirt with holes to our last valentines.
semen stains the mountaintops
God he pissed me off, it’s been a few years but I wasted my youth on this freak.
today's breakfast
what's the crack?
I notice white boys scream like pigs when they are mad, my theory is that their anscetral animal calls them out.https://youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc?si=D3qTCHVjXutQslNN
>>219416962I need to go to the store but its raining
>>219416902Are you a good dick sucker?
morning dudes
>>219416983would you like to borrow my umbrella
>>219416962Need the Tesco’s finest rage
>>219416995>ela e e eI moreso dread the wet ground but thank you
>>219416985not male so no it was disgusting, 0 women tier hygiene and I bet you lot know a way around dick and it being gross is what you lot like.Yummy infections
>>219416995brolly nonce
>>219417036>not malewhen you say not male do you mean female or"female"
Never washed until I did i think he was insecure with the fact that I would wash daily, was okay until it went to shit, I will forever hate him for wasting my youth and time for some idiocy,I can only hate myself and regret it all on ones….
>>219417069What do you think you lust ridden freak?
>>219417112blog on
In bed farting
>>219417138I will, you reading my post is me done for the day.
>>219417112Why did you get with him in the first place and how long were you together?
just tried to write a full clear concise sentence with proper grammar and actually felt my head start to hurt
We're all surfing the web. Cowabunga, dudes!
Only way you lot will be productive is if you touch each other/ the transformers here .Leave the women/queens alone.Your mothers get shit enough You’re all doing that already which is good.
Super itchy
Has anyone else noticed people pronouncing the word "women" exactly the same as the word "woman" nowWhat's up with that
Balding, farting and gaming in my smelly bedroom
>>219417222Well as I explain in my book, in order to lose your virginity you first need to step foot outside.
can't follow some of these posts some baffling references and language being used
>>2194171913 years really, I got with him as I was dumb and he was lonely, he didn’t obviously liked me emotionally but physically I noticed but I was to stupid to see it, he liked trannys (he said he was bi) but I think it was truly a covert ritual to really humiliate me
lalalalalai'm singing a song
>>219417222I'm perfectly capable of ruining a womans life along with my own
>>219417227
>>219417249Yeah if you’re a disgusting insecure man
mum was trimming my nails and accidentally cut a live nail a bit. It's hurting x
it's the weekend yayyyyyayyyyy:D
>>219417278>Yeah if you’re a disgusting insecure manThat's trueYou can lose your virginity with someone in your own house which is, as you suggest, clean and secure
Sacked tranny on a mad one
>>219417273Don’t think you can mate, no man is resilient to anything that’s going on in a woman’s life, you’ll jump and ignore.Pathetic specimens really.
>>219417301think u might be a femcel catladywhy is it our fault you're a slag with no standards?
Going to make a coffee
>>219417293When did I say that you fucking degenerate mong?
>>219417295A tranny one time got me pussy, proper lad
>>219417327
Just put Radio 4 on and feel well clever already Like Diego or Stephen Fry They are talking about ideas and not people and I am led to believe this is intellectual and stimulating and that
Can you help us find Matilda?Matilda, aged 16, was last seen in Menangle on Friday, 18 February 2026
>>219417343
>>219417315Cats are based.With no standard if wrong is was naive.knew he was gross and when I would say and speak to him about it, dude would play vidya and smash his keyboard.Oh but he is not okay, dude would fake wake me up after travel at the end and that really pissed me off
>>219417354i like radio 1 dance cos they play choons x
wtf why did that sperg say you should shag your own family to establish being secure
>>219417368Was he fit tho?
hungry but there's no food about :/
Blimey
>>219417382It's ok. I don't mind you not eating.
He would be pissed that I was swarthy and I had better hygiene than him, he would get angry that I would take a shower always.
>>219417382Same I only have a packet of walkers mango poppadom crisps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV6WK8XjSBw
>>219417389Why is this only coming out now
>>219417402will you eat them....
>>219417382same
>>219417380He was in twink/femboy era but I told him no more beer and sedimentary lifestyle, was bulk but could easily remove it.I feel that me dint notice that their metabolism is shit after a certain age and they are the ones declining as they stick to their usual.
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7wRCZBPNPkdFBZo1v8GsDB
Eating crisps while I watch Gary Eats. It's like having a meal with a friend, my best friend
women really are boring and stupid lol
up early for my incel flight to incel land
>>219417456screamit's funny because it's true
>>219417460You can shag >>219417456 and both lose your virginity with one another!
Shall be messaging the escort in around 1 hour ladsShall I use this emoji?
>>219417481>Shall I use this emoji?no
>>219417481what time do escorts wake up?
escort gimmick is just nothing
>>219417490Which shall I use?>>219417492I think she's an early riser as she said she sometimes goes to the gym in the morning
>>219417475oh but im not a virgin you see
it's me melvin
>>219417498No emoji
>>219417434I mean everyone ages mate nobody's going to stay a twink forever
only mush brained niggas awake at this time. imagine replying to that gimp
>>219417509Why are you replying to him
>>219417502alri melvo
>>219417515I can't imagine it because I use my imagination on ideas not people since I became a Radio 4 listener
#Free the real 1’s
>>219417509I like emojis though and so does she They're cute
no more cortisol spikes for mei will be calm and free from now on
>>219417516why not? >>219417542that's fine
>>219417535you sound like a sophisticate and intellectual
might attempt some sort of breakfast
>>219417515grow up
>>219417556get real
>>219417548Because I’m fed up of seeing that fucking gimmick everyday stop giving him attention
>>219417511He thought that he was better than me despite being 4+ years older, I will never date anyone that fills their pseudo brain with Brit/pol/.Me being brown and him being stupidly embarrassingly white and comment and be rude to me despite his love(lust) for browns
It actually isn't a bad shout for the virgins of the thread to meet up and shag one another. None of you are busy so you should work on that project ok.
Iran WILL have abortions and mcdonalds
any time I'm feeling a bit down and insecure I can always cheer myself up by thinking "at least I'm not as pathetic as escortmong"
Bought another month of OSRS membership with a discounted codeWhat shall I do?
>>219417564I take it you were the top? Seems like an odd dynamic
>>219417564think you might be going home soon
>>219417574buy gf
>>219417568Yeah men that go for escorts should be executed.
>>219417548>why not?he's been posting about this escort for weeks
>>219417577I’m no man, would off myself if I was by now being in this cunt but he wanted me to dom.
>>219417563>>219417592I don't know who this is
reason 1 why I’m learning Spanish
>Freya, 23, a master’s student, meets Greg, 24, a civil servantHow do you think it went?
We're running out of space in cities for houses okThis is a problem and I thought about it with my new brainSo build new houses in the fourth dimensionLots of space there
>>219417582I’m home mate.
On the agenda today: body hair removal
>>219417613Well get to know
>>219417626I wouldn't bet on it
>>219417623I think he wanted to see her again and she didn't want to see him despite him being better looking than her
>>219417623that nose ring is bad vibes
>>219417623Do they ever do one of these where the bloke is just a NEET
>>219417625can I be a lnadlord in that dimension lol
>>219417637Okay southern fake.
>>219417642They both gave each other a 10/10 and they would like to meet again
>>219417642> him being better looking than herHe’s not. He’s got that horrible Jeremy Usbourne hair Vile
Fucking hate the ex, cant believe I allowed such a degrading individual to waste my youth, now that my frontal lobe is developed all I can really hate is myself.That’s why I’m a bitter woman
>>219417684Its ok. Don't worry about it.
>>219417684dry your eyes mate
>>219417684ok
>>219417672Look at her. Pie faced munter. At least he has a nice head shape and eyes
>>219417690No tears just me foaming in the mouth whenever I think about it
>>219417684ever shag him up the arse?
>>219417623Do men actually wear fucking cardigans jfc
Iranian Paul Revere: the zogboats are coming!!
Tis a lovelyful daySuppose upon I shalt waste it
don't like when ugly girls are the ones rejecting guysit not right
>>219417730Worry more about how society has rejected you outright
>>219417730giraffe and koala
don’t understand my car it’s says 170 miles on the dash I drive EXACTLY 52 miles but the thing on the dash now says 85 miles. So I used 85 miles of petrol to only drive 52 miles what the fucks the point
>>219417713He wishes, couldn’t trust his arse…..Felt a bit iffy as he was not good in hygiene.Dropped a nugget in a pub and ate it from the floor.I couldn’t say anything as I was dumb and naive.
>>219417737society hasn't rejected me i rejected society
>>219417741Have you considered that you may not be driving in an economical manner?
>>219417746He ate his own poo off the pub floor?
>>219417730Why is he not ugly too?Skinny pencil neck makes him look retarded - no excuse since this is an easy fix.Weird fucking eyelashes which are actually creeping me out the more I look at them looks like he’s got make up on them or somethingCan already tell his hairline has receded all the way up to the top of his skull, the way he’s done his hair isn’t hiding anything.
>>219417741Jerry Seinfeld's material is getting weak in his old age. Don't appreciate the coarse language neither.
>>219417769he's fine compared to the fat little creature next to him
>>219417769His teeth and mouth shape gross me out as well as those weird spots on his neck
>>219417755No air con on, windows rolled up no harsh braking
>>219417756No he are a chicken nugget that dripped Wetherspoon level floor.Had the confidence to kiss me after.Definitely some humiliation ritual.
>>219417784I'm sure you're a picture yourself x
>>219417792Ate*
>>219417792kek I thought by dropped a nugget you meant poo not a literal nugget. Eating anything off the floor, especially in a public place, is disgusting
>>219417799Is it you in the picture mate? Did you get rejected by the fat girl? Unlucky bro
>>219417642that happens in virtually every one of those guardian dates>>219417667yeah as friends
>>219417813That's nice, dear
>>219417810meltdown
Will you lot ever date a guy/(girl) that has bad teeth
>>219417839no
feel like SHIT
>society hasn't rejected me i rejected society
>>219417851you smell like itx
>>219417839Bad teeth how like dirty or misaligned
>>219416245Even if it was staged was so hillariously and brilliantly performed indeed
He's so based. He was buying airline puts in the weeks leading up to 9/11
>>219417839I don't think the lad even has bad teeth just his mouth expression and shape look gross. I think it's maybe because his teeth are big while his open mouth is tiny so it makes a weird effect like one of those nutty putty caving deaths where someone tries to squeeze through a tight hole
>>219417813aomeone woke up on the wrong side of the incelbed
>>219417802Exactly, ex bf was truly a freak.Stayed for 3 years only rare to be intimate, started an untouched left untouched.That’s when I noticed hmmmm he mayhaps be gay.
>>219417868He’s a bloody Catholic too!
You know who have horrible teeth? Japs. Their teeth are always horrible jutting out all over the place with some teeth being bigger and others being smaller
>>219417883why did you stay with someone for 3 years if you didn't like him
I mean plaque and discolouration.
>>219417868Need his taxes cut pronto
>>219417868>He was buying airline puts in the weeks leading up to 9/11source?
>>219417897No. No excuse for that just brush your teeth
>>219417897then no, if she can't even do basic hygiene she's likely a munter anyway
>>219417903https://x.com/BasedSamParker/status/2025036196318208069?s=20
I used to read N word magazine
>>219417925lmao retard
>>219417888Erm no it's kawaii when they do it actually (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃
>>219417889I did but his attitude put me off at the very end.Just saw it all and he was hard to break up with as I was years younger and he kept telling me I was stupid and I didn’t know what I was doing. Freak I’m doing much better at his age now compared to the age he was then.
>source: Dude trust me
>>219417868Rorke will bang on about Juanita's foodstamps but turns a blind eye to this
>>219417951seems like you think about him a lot
>>219417959>>219417941Max Keiser is a legendary stock trader and journalist. One of the early bitcoin evangelists as well. Guy's clued in.
turning a brown eye to Jewish tricks
I wish I was a Bitcoin
>>219417974you're so gullible it's no surprise you were convinced to suck your foster brother off
breaking news, sacked tranny grangled in greggs
>>219417981what do you mean by that
>>219418012Save dog shit posts like this for /britfeel/
anyone who’s a “legendary stock trader” wouldn’t also be doing a gay fucking job like being a Journalist.A real legendary stock trader would be on his 200ft yacht right now getting sucked off by three models
just felt a shift in the timeline ladsdid you feel it too?
>>219418027sorry i farted
>>219418021>A real legendary stock trader would be on his 200ft yacht right now getting sucked off by three modelsyepwe all miss Mikey but his nft skills were unrivalled
>>219397067was just saying this down the pub
>>219417971Well yes I’m not denying, but he does himself, wasting my time and his.The getting angry at my only way of breaking up, after me saying to break up with me so he doesn’t feel it. How can I be with someone that hates being alone with me which is the reason for him not getting me being comfortable, last straw was him wearing a shirt with holes on our “double date” ( waiting for his friends to be free so we can join theirs)
>>219417971He angers me so i definitely do, more so of a waste and regret thought
Might get a kebab later
>>219418020nox
that’s actually a pretty big difference might aswell speed
>German government pushes Syrians to return to their homeland
pingas
Fuck him I know he’s on brit that’s why I’m ranting. I’d listen to him and when I would talk he would do some gay fake yawn. Actually would’ve killed him glad we are done TMD.
might not get out of bed today not like I have anywhere to go and my bed is comfy
