bbq edition
slurping a crawdad
bedtime soonit looms for thee
Lego millennium falcon up my arse
slurping a dad
the toilfreaks do be aslumber
ausdogs be like>yeah I’m from Wogsville which is based as fuck, unlike those wozzocks one hour ahead in Abotownington
seeing a phil foden tribute band tomorrow night
>>219462361australophobia has no place in /brit/
>>219462375you eat witchety grubs
Spainfreak getting frame mogged by teenagers on his 3pm nonce walk.
>>219462365fuck off we're full
>4chan still isn't banned in the UKIt's not going to happen, is it?
>>219426522lmao how long would that last as a /brit/ op pic
>>219462365we should donate some people to australia and they can donate us some space
got in a fight with my parents and sisterberg last night
Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?
>>219462400Never was going to happen
>>219462414hope they kicked your shit in so far you coughed it up
>>219462414did you have makeup sex?
>>219462363See you there ^.^
nth for the gyaldem
>>219462400they just fined 4chan £500,000it's over for hiro. he's ruined.
Don't worry everyone, I'm back. The Olympics are over now.
>>219462400I’m just pretending it will never happen so I can continue to live in the delusional utopia which exists in my head haha
neighbour started doing drugs and banging on the walls. why does god hate me
got the scalextric out
>>219462489i snuck into the village and shagged all the fit birds
>>219462462gyallymothafuckin'demmies ......!
mum called the police because i'm right wing
lol zoomers really tried to make this a thing
>>219462470they should have a whip round, the rest of the world on 4chan will be happy to pay to keep us
>>219462470Still has the funding from Epstein.
deeply resent that mel gibson no longer has an australian accent
>>219462500mine always broke :(
amfC
>>219462502Me too.
boner of a lonely fart
sir zara larrson
Bradley Walsh’s son Barnsley or whatever has got to be one of the worst tv presenters None of the charisma of his dad
WARMLEATHERETTE
right well its happening in Mexico
>>219462544still haven't the faintest about this onehttps://my.urbandictionary.com/add.php
>>219462551good player for Celtic
pet budgie broke his right wingnow he's left wing
Right well i’ve just woken up from my slumber
>>219462554nepo baby innit
Mental how Emma Watson shits and farts.
>>219462564you are apparently the /brit/ mexican correspondent, get presenting
RTAWPADUHAAUAHWOHPUHPSCATE
>>219462532he's american first and foremost
not seeing a lot of gentleness or love or truth or righteousness or beauty on the net
>>219462577if you point his beak south that would mean the west is fallen aha
>>219462355>the actor who played Neil's dad in the Inbetweeners was only 34 when the first series airedfuck
>>219462612was always more of a christopher walken fan anyway, at least he never lied about what he is
>>219462507BIG UP
>>219462577
>>219462614It’s sad isn’t it. It really brings out the worst in a lot of people. Tool of the devil
this place smells like a brewery - and not a nice one!
>>219462598es mucho loco jaja
right well that’s the exact same post you made this morning
big weekend done went local shite footy friday night plane to london for chelsea saturday theatre sat night went on the boat down the thames from chelsea to greenwich today and to the docklands museum and now back home 4 pint cans of stella down wfh toil on the morrow.
>>219462661BUMDER
started wearing a wedding band just to fit in even though i'm not married because it's a bit pathetic for a man of my age to not have a wife
Do we have any Hull City fans in the house tonight?
>>219462683>tattoos automatic 0/10
>>219462696Being married is cringe thoughbeit
hate so-called "mentally ill" people
>>219462703they don't have internet in Hull
I’ll say this once and one time only. Nigger.
she peng
>>219462703MAULED BY THE TIGERS
Bit harsh. I have bipolar. Nothing I can do about it!
>>219462703kissed rory the tiger when i was 8 once
>>219462712As if. It’s brilliant
never left burnley in my life
>>219462612strong contender for the most based man currently alive
big fan of this lad
thinking about seeing a prossie just so i can have my cock complimented
>>219462722Luv Maya
>>219462725That sounds nice, but I thought his name was 'Roary'?Anyway, I got Matt Duke to sign my programme at Oldham away in 2005
>>219462740life is not a strawberry
>>219462740I'd say you envy
Oh, the WiFi's down
it looms
runfu is in uganda
and what of the cronem?
need a good film to watch but I've seen them all
all I want out of life is to be rimmed just once. it's not that much to ask for, is it.
>>219462759love the dukesterscored a lot of screamers from the half way line if i recall
>>219462722made for it
>>219462785Stretching out this lads runfu >>219462778
>>219462777
sweaty pink pantheress year 10
>>219462415what does jestergooning meanwhat does munting mean
>>219462789what about jurassic parkbet you haven't seen that
>>219462789watch the manchurian candidate
>>219462790just keep pushing a bit of poo out then sucking it back inthats what rimming feels like
Accidentally fell in love with Sleep Token
whar do we fink of totnum
>>219462789get some foren muck on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00kf1DXr81U
>>219462824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvUsFQbWZFs
>>219462805Reminds me of the benders who were talking about sucking wilberts for dua lipa
he has the worst taste imaginable in literally everything
>>219462734you can fly across europe for 50 quid
>>219462725as opposed to both times when you were 8?
i'm a nigger hater
>>219462740MODS!
https://youtu.be/AbnjhNfLeCI?si=YHQw9mEf03Om34bYhaving a cry
>>219462837Broken, but not irreparable. Sodding painful to watch currently tho
Y tu mamá también
grimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZaiRYVXiSM
>>219462864he had his costume off the other times so it was just some man
She knows I love her, that's the fucked up thing about it. If I was an arsehole and thought I deserved it I'd be like "fair enough"
watching top gear clipsthings used to be so much better
>>219462872
>>219462789Curling (2010)
>>219462872why? do you even know any?
>>219462722want to smell her bum
>>219462710she's leng
>>219462901niggers steal and are violent
>>219462922
>>219462894ktim get a bit emotional watching old top gear x
>>219462894The grass was greener The light was brighter
What do you even gain from watching those "I walked around [town] and it was a shit hole" videos?Don't be a fanny, nowhere on these islands is dangerous
Someone post an image of Yuno for me with the text “nth for Yuno” please. I can’t be arsed as I’m phone posting from my bed. Cheers.
navy poo seals
>>219462922I have already given my final word on this foul wench
the proto has no tattoos but has a nose piercing (left side not septum)acceptable or nay lads?
everybody yunoeverybody gay
https://youtu.be/CUGMZlvrR4c
Mcleftypol incharge of surveys
>>219462715she rigs advent vs justice geoguessr polls for advent, it's not right
>>219462939it's so that runts can justify never leaving the house
>>219462811>>219462814>>219462843>>219462897I've decided to rewatch Black Hawk Down
just got back from the new sam rockwell movie it were shite
>>219462946Know what?
https://youtu.be/dNX46GThcrY
>>219462715ˢʰᵉ ʳᶦᵍˢ ᵃᵈᵛᵉnᵗ ᵛˢ ʲᵘˢᵗᶦᶜᵉ ᵍᵉᵒᵍᵘᵉˢˢʳ ᵖᵒˡˡˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃᵈᵛᵉnᵗ, ᶦᵗ'ˢ nᵒᵗ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ
how do i become hard as fuck
>>219462939cheesy chips, steak pie and a nuggies x7 for me thanks
>>219462979Rare
>>219462987viagra
>>219462987get a gun
>>219462959just make it clear she's not allowed to wear one again and it should be fine>>219462966funny how that happened
anime niggas wilin rn
This ends when you say
>>219462722the wall cometh>>219462967>pollsevent*
sir rosenior is speakinghttps://youtu.be/8J3T9on6ZL0
betsy kettlemilk
>>219462987first you have to know, not fear, know that someday you're going to die
>>219462926white people are the most violent force in the history of the universe. they probably watchin on other planets these edomite beasts and fearing them
need to start making mine own savory pastries once lenttoil is through
>>219462837SHIT
>>219462939Bread bun and a carrier bag please mate *hands you £1.10 *
>>219462979i am in this photo and i dont like it
eating some robin eggs
in carberg stalking postmanstein around the neighbourhood until he gets to my place
>>219463015cocaine
>>219463019fills my heart with joy to think greenies are already terrified of being subjected to our colonial administration before we even discover them
>>219463019Poo stained curry hands mashed out this post
alri
You're either spectacularly good at your job or so undeniably shit it defies belief
>>219463057what a bizarre thing for you and him to be doing at 11pm
nth for Yuno (just woke up from my nap)
aff tae bed
Havent wanked in a few days. Just dont care anymore
>>219462986
>>219463019yeah white people are apex predators, ayylmaos are probably waiting until we exterminate all blacks to make first contact so they can welcome us to their club
>>219463065>tf>tp
wish i had that autism that germans and chinese fellas have that makes them giga productive instead of the autism that makes me click rooftop agility courses on runescape for 10 hours a day
>A 97-year-old woman died after being told she would need to wait ten days for an ambulance over a suspected hip fractureThank you NHS
do you have a rival?
>>219463093
Had a poo earlier but was not a true arse emptierGet the feeling I'll go to the bogs but nothing will come out
>>219463019being colonised and ruled by us is the best case scenario
Probably should stop wanking as the missus has noticed I don't cum with her very often Silly twat aren't i
>>219463114just a kid
still feel rottennever drinking again!
>>219463110>The fingers>The poo?
>>219463019whites are very non-confrontational actually
>>219463114rorke blaming this on immigration
>>219463097get it stroked
The protagonist is an anthropomorphic space walrus who is a convicted sex offender and auto mechanic.
highly highly doubt you'll never drink again.
need to hire a black prostitute who lets me call her a nigger when i'm railing her
>>219463138ktim until next friday
>>219463144oh!
missus wanker loves to mention his missus
Before a half marathon this morning I saw a man taking a shit (the changing rooms were in a rugby club with only one door on the cubicles)And he went "don't look lad haha" then absolutely shotgunned out a turd into the bog. I was absolutely cackling haha.
saw a bloke trying to start a fight with an old man in weatherspoons until his missus 'dragged him away' was very embarrassing
Mum's the word
>>219463154hi
>>219463144um!
might actually go to AAhas to be better than wasting every fucking weekend recovering from a massive hangover
send them back
why are the ponies all lesbians
Scacchi
>>219463144Janitor! Your services are required.
>>219463164you watched a man poo?
right off to shag mumberg then bed x
>>219463186are there no male ponies or are the male characters a different animal?
>>219463181AA sounds absolutely excruciating to me, a special kind of hellLucky I don't drink at all so I don't need it x
>>219463128people actually believe this and they think they are “freethinkers” and not just massively uneducated
>>219463190looks a bit like fantasy lifeplayed that all day again :)
Nobody wants to play with the smelly pussy
nigga heil hitler
>>219463006
>>219463209What's the gender of your player character?
>>219463181nearing 200 days off the piss mego to a meeting each week took a while but feeling superb these days
>>219463221based
canary wharf
>>219463198I didn't fully eyeball him but I accidentally glanced upon him until I realised the full situation No idea why everyone, myself included, does a shotgun poo before running, even if I shit at home before travelling
>>219463211Would be a Harvard man if I were a yank, definitely would NOT be part of the whole "Yale thing"
>>219463144that's gay
>>219463222no genders in that game :>
>>219463207depends on the meetingwent to one in a chavvy part of town and it was fucking horriblewent to another in a posher part and it was a lot better, still boring though. you get some very narcissistic people in there
>>219463208and yet you moved from your shithole to live in a white country
>>219463234what about Pokemon Let's Go Eevee?
>>219463242
>>219463224don't you find the meetings boring?
>>219463142Immigration has no effect on hospital waiting times silly
I could say a single word right now and it would end your career
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C31mMkSMGzQ
>>219463237i moved from your shithole actually
>>219463248As I suspected!
>>219463230i never poo before a racei do my poos at home and have clean bowels before my mandatory double esprseso before the startcant imagine pooing in some portaloo with some gay freak watching me
Paedophilia
>>219463266Course you did poodeep
764 is a decentralized, internationally operating online sextortion network. It emerged in 2021 from the CVLT network.Although 764 has been described as a "Satanic neo-Nazi cult" by multiple sources, investigations suggest that its members' misanthropic worldview and sadistic tendencies are more significant drivers, with group dynamics playing a key role in further radicalization. Members of 764 frequently adopt the corresponding symbolism but are primarily described as being motivated by sadism.764 has been described as a terror network by the United States Department of Justice (DOJ),and is considered a terrorist "tier one" investigative matter by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). 764 is designated as a terrorist group by Canada.
>>219463278well thats him buttered up and served with some sage and lemon
>>219463281white boys on a mad one
>>219463276Not on
sieg heil fellow natsocs
>>219463249spent every waking hour in my smelly bedroom for 7 yearsI don't get bored out of doors.
Me Din DinsFinest Bossman Meat Feast PizzaChip spice chipsTango AppleBosh
Come to the conclusion that things are getting kind of fucked up out there a little bit
40mph gustsit not right
2 + 2 = 5
>>219463252 I don't think you're quite capable of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR5raZbD7fE
>>219463297*waggles my finger at you*racismlad this is your last warning you lovable scamp
>>219463303lush
>>219463309pull your pants down and aim your hole at the windtrust me
>>219463326Paedophilia!
>>219463303>Himalayan pink saltBent
JUST RUBBED SOMETHING LABELED NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION ON MY TEETH. WELL I DIDNT CONSUME IT DID I?
>>219463339probably won't do that
neoliberal teeth chomping in
bit aggy in here x
>>219463326Harriet Jones did nothing wrong
downloading smut
>>219463344rip
based enochhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN6sTBSAp-A
Saw an old mate today but pretty much completely ignored him
riled up the rorkes today tomorrow leftypol
>homer bimpson
remember the blackiana erawhat was that about
It's a big boat mate, and you're now in it
>>219462317BBQ
>>219463405Good way to spend your time x
>>219463419she was fit back then
>>219463402Not worth doing that honestly
4chan is failing in it's legal objection to protect children from harm
>>219463433looks nice
wish we could talk to people from ancient history
not opening that disgusting ideo
How To Disappear Completely
>>219463414lol
>>219463433Get them on a plane and housed NOW
>>219463446Seemed worth it Plus I certainly got away with it
cant sleep nowgot work tomorrow and cant sleep now
got the anton bruckner on
If you do not, we will repeat tonight until one of us stops
>>219463467>Hey Marcellus, what was it like to live through the Crisis of the 3rd Century?>s' alright.>Okay.
Sniiiiff
aussies love talking about their superannuation
>Arigato Grande
Authorized Personnel Only
>>219463467you can talk to jesus whenever you want
i like the orange cowgirl one
>>219463520alri
>>219463520dogberg smelling that period
atb
>>219462317What I wouldn't give for one of those right now, holy shit. All I can eat right now are expired eggs in my fridge and some oat meal I bought like a year ago.My broke ass has $12 in his bank account and I can't use any of my credit cards because I haven't paid them in over a month. I'm so done.
You need bigger dogs
leftymong be like: God? Any proof? Evidence? But then he be like: trannies? I believe them!!
>>219463467There are going to be LLM based ancestor simulation games like elder scrolls within the next 5 years is my bet. Going to eat up 100% of everyone's time. Like porn LLMs but also elder scrolls and VR. We're fucked.
oi oi /brit/ you're a little fitty you y'know xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>219463564
>>219462824awful band
hot cross bun and a glass of milk then beddingtons
>>219463521what's that? the sun making them all wrinkly? aha
Amateur porn is so blackpilling Tons of dudes out there with huge dicks
>>219463574>ancestor simulationwhat do you mean by that
>>219463553how many times must you tell us this before you actually fuck off?
Fools Gold
>>219463571you said you're doing this tomorrow
>>219463613healthy and normal
>>219463613my prime minister
>>219463591every woman out there has been with guys with 8 inch plusnot much you can really do about it other than cope
>>219463603dont reply to me again fat
>>219463613
>>219463591It's all fisheye lens camera angles THOUGH
Then you can explain to Healey why half the country knows something he doesn't
>>219463633UM
>>219463613yep, greens are winning for sure
so stupid
we're in here btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuhqF9ODiXs
>>219463632okay
>>219463536Mental how that lad shot up a warehouse because of her
narcos was goodnarcos mexico is feminist wokeslop
>>219463633@metpolice
>>219463593Not what other people mean, they mean simulating conscious minds I think. I meant like history scenario games where you can go talk to Socrates and show him how small DS game cartridges are
>>219403821 >>219403821 >>219403821
>>219463673comedian haha
>>219463673you are profoundly mentally unwell
The falcon cannot hear the falconer
right well that's not the new that's the Canadian posting a silly monkey
can't calibrate my monitor, it's either too yellowish or too bluish
>>219463665But you're not talking to socrates, you're talking to an AI pretending to be socrates. If you want to speak to the dead get an archaeology degree, but intellectual pursuits are not to be discussed on /brit/
>>219405538>>219405538>>219405538
>>219405585>>219405585>>219405585
grow up
hands down shittest gimmick so far
to be fair he never said it was the new
>>219463694>If you want to speak to the deadthat's the whole thing, you can't, no matter whatthey're dead, gonethe thing to study would be ancient languages so you can at least read what they actually wrote
he does it every time his timer endssad little man
spamming/flooding, isn't it?
>>219463749>>219463749>>219463749
Going to cook up a new lads, just wait for my captcha and for me to figure out the 4 star puzzle x
>>219453606>>219453606>>219453606>>219453606
>>219463743Look up cognitive archaeology
I'm not leaving
