umbun edish
Deary me are we being played left right and centreBut fie! I say fie! I'll play a song. But which? Ah yes, I know...
>>219471705ktim!!!! ktim!!!!!
new creps
https://youtu.be/LC2WpBcdM_A
>>219471837i am completely 100% straight but that's peng
Black
right well that's a doublewank
i love winter because i don't have to see all the happy normal people having fun
Will always remember frotting with my mate at uni while staring into each other's eyes, crying and telling each other how much we love each other despite the fact we are both straight
We need to teach english people how to walk up a fucking hill they. every year they keep dying
https://youtu.be/4m3CMTeo-nUA message in a bottle! Fie I say fie! How pe
>>219471837Gay lads are so creative haha x
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING
>>219471881All straight men have done this mate you're not special
In the original Halo trilogy (Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo 2, and Halo 3), approximately 51.5% of the playable missions take place directly on a Halo ring.Out of 33 total playable missions across the three games, 17 involve gameplay on a Halo installation:Halo: Combat Evolved: 90% (9 of 10 missions).The Pillar of Autumn is the only mission not on the ring.Halo 2: 47% (7 of 15 levels, 14 of which are playable).Missions on Installation 05 include Delta Halo, Regret, Sacred Icon, Quarantine Zone, Gravemind, Uprising, and The Great Journey. Other levels take place on Earth, a gas mine, and High Charity.Halo 3: 11% (1 of 9 playable missions).Only the final mission (Halo) takes place on a ring (Installation 04B/08). The majority of the game is set on Earth or the Ark.
Oh, was that sent without pressing anything?How peculiar!
>>219471882It's called Snowdon
DisHe played you straight away
Seven weeks off the packet yesterday and now Spring is starting to break as this winter comes to an end. Lush x
Perhaps we aren't all above the law as we each of us first thought
>>219471837All straight men have done this mate you're not special
See, TysonWe need him in a very particular hospital to enlighten a few clowns of the reality of their predicament.And yes, Alex, mistyping irritates him like you wouldn't believe
>>219471912Nobody is stopping you calling it that
Might go to Cumrag to see Ereeree
>>219471951That screenshot fails to call it that
You cannot destroy the invisible logs we keep on each of you, least of all for hacking attemptsAnd that includes this little doyen of stupidity
i like when foids have short hair
>>219471977bit gay
f a Black man with Tourette's yelled a homophobic slur as two white gay men won awards, he wouldn't be given this same grace. In fact, they probably would've told him he couldn't come to the ceremony off rip. just an observation
https://youtu.be/1WaV2x8GXj0
getting really into tourettes all of a sudden
>>219471977Same.
>>219471972Really?
>>219471989nahhh
>>219471977>>219472009I don't have a picture to contribute, but same
>>219472000What are you wittering on about
>>219472000ay why come they aint be yellin cracker at the yt folks
>>219472037leave him, he's been having a manic episode since about 1am
Oh that's a good song Elon
>>219472009That's not short hair, that's mid-length
>>219472004kek
How's it going brit working hard or hardly working haha x
>>219472057a bob is usually classified as short for women and i am sexually attracted to her
Looks like we're all up shit creek everybodyIncluding GCHQ Alex!
do you think anyone is going to die at the world cup in the us or mexico
Lutnick is so lucky that his wife insisted he take his child to school for the first time on September 11th 2001 that’s why he wasn’t in his office that day What a lucky lucky guy
quite based in a way
>>219472086
So we aren't uninstalling the rootkit and we've all bullied a mentally ill man on the watch of an intelligence agency that will prosecute you all if you speak of thisFie! I say, fie!
>>219472086tourettes or not it always falls on blk ppl to hold it tg and be the bigger person and be understanding and make accommodations for everyone else its fucking exhausting michael & delroy deserve an apology from the baftas and john davidson
going to have a wank !!!!!!
https://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg
>>219472099>We all know if a black person with tourettes shouted an antisemitic slur, they would have been escorted out so I'm not moving for thisAstoundingly deluded
>>219472057only thing mid here is you
new heatherpaedo fixation?
>>219472145What, because we're discussing something for more than 2 consecutive replies?
>>219471922nonce
Would love to have tourettes so I could call peoples niggers and punch them square in the jaw and blame it on the tourettes
>>219472099fucking hell they're stupid aren't they
You're all under arrestGoodbye
Bit scary how there are 5 regular nonces who post here
>>219472174>punch them square in the jawdon't think tourettes does this
mental illness monday morning is it?
>>2194721994chan is full of freaks wish we had a better platform that wasn't full of normal midwits instead
>>219472216https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVmWAYMF1DI
>>219472199anywhere between 2-5% of men are nonces. they just congregate here because they can be open about it with each other
Was on a train into Brighton on Saturday and saw a skinny white kid, probably about 14, in full roadman get up. Silly little condom hat and massive black coat, trackies hanging around his knees. Whole get up. He was with his indian mate who, to be fair to him, was trying to look hard but at least was mostly just wearing normal clothes. They were walking up and down the carriage and then got a seat literally as it was pulling into the station (final stop) in front of a group of teenage girls who all burst out laughing at them. Frankly I'm just glad it didn't happen to me.
>>219472099>out of all the wordsI would guess it's not random and you say the things that are most inappropriate
>mfw I see a Ghanaian prince who is simply an English public schoolboy dipped in chocolate.
Younger brother is such a fat cunt the doctor actually recommended getting him ozempic, twat turned him down though
genuinely believe i manifested this outrage by having "your dugs got tits" stuck in my head for the last week
brand new tesla model 3. £3.5k down, £265 a month for 24 months thats nowt might get one
>>219472221I'm not a freak
>>219472294take him to the top of a hill and roll him down it
>>219472076nah i reckon they will actually up the police and security so it wont happen
>>219472296you've got tourette's by proxy now
>>219472328doing the grinch smirk next time i see a group of black people
Having a minced beef and onion pief or me brekkie.
dannyboy83
alri polak fifer hows it going?
bro said pief
reading about the carbonation grimace
reading about poo
>>219472391getting a wardrobe built so i need to listen to the workmens music and i think one of them did a poo in the toilet earlier
>>219472435Fucking screaming
>>219472421hope he didnt leave skid marks
good morning i hate women
i'm not a nonce
>>219472458ktinm
>>219472435when sausage making goes wrong
>>219472435Corrr love pigs in blankets me
why doesn't the australian gay poster ever get banned?
>>219472260brighton is full of chavvy roadmen kids who seems unaware that colours other than black and grey exist
>>219472454woke world gone mad if i need to clean the toilet after a polejust hiding until they're done
>>219472475doesnt he delete his posts after a few minutes
>>219472481how does the average pole compare to an average brit? poland kinda wins by default as they dont have wogs walking around dunfermline theres loads of them these days
nth for the gyaldem
>>219472483NoSome of his posts are literally up for hours
>>219472479Weird mixture of that and the ultra gay art school kids. Chuck in the perpetual stag and hen groups and in the summer that 'down from london' beach goers and it's a right recipe. I try to avoid the centre unless I'm there for a gig, lived in the region for a while so know where not to go.
>>219472508sometimes there simply isnt a janny about perhaps he knows how to find this information
>le based polandits not 2015 anymore fellas
>>219472507bit dark
>>219472522>Ethnic Poles make up the overwhelming majority, around 98-99% of the resident Polish-citizen population.
>>219472483ive done that before and still gotten banned hours later
>>219472510don't forget the troons with walking canes there seem to be hundreds of them now
>>219472501>as they dont have wogsanon...saw one on sunday. there are already a lot of indians going about. saw one driving a public bus in katowice once which is mental because it's not even a big city.
>>219472086>>219472099from now on, you can just yell "nigger" at a random black man on the street and explain that it was because of tic
>>219472541Yeah doesnt mean theyre not woke as shit though, literal anarcho communists run warsaw
>>219472555i like the way you think my korean friend
say something cucked
>>219472572getting blacked
Just necked that minced beef and onion pie. Was lush and I mean LUSH x
>>219472541>of the resident Polish-citizen population.Hmm.. odd wording isn't it? Suggests there's some other status of citizen or resident that is probably more wogged
>>219472582Fuck there was a reply too quickly. Do it again
>>219472550Yeah I can't explain this actually, think they're just pretending to be more spasticated than they actually are for attention.
>>219472588Hope you choke on the next one you spazzy nonce
i heard koreans are perverts that openly grope each other in crowds in public touch penises and fannies corr dirty people so they are
HHL is the absolute worst poster to shit this general up and I include even 190 in that
>>219472537She's Brazilian rorke
had a delicious beef stew last night, made dumplings for the first time so wasn't sure how they'd turn out but they're really a piece of piss, perfect texture and crisped them up in the air friar at the end
>>219472606we all think about that in crowds lets be honest
>>219472588Based HHL living that womfy life.
whatever im just gonna post it who cares where it lands
>>219472602>Yeah I can't explain this actuallyits explained in the imagetheyve got brittle underdeveloped bones from puberty blockers
>>219472619ironically her cat videos are better
>>219472619cute
when were you when fred brennan diesI was sat at home browsing extreme pedo nazi imageboard when jew ring'hotwheels is kill''no'and you????????????????
>>219472619YJK
download failed
Oh, Elon.What's a technocrat? Because it certainly isn't you.!.
deleted all of my porn, againwill no doubt be back on the muck within a week
leftymongs current stochastic irony deployment
Yes mate Alex is in the wrong for downloading a file sharing program he knows sweet fuck all about>>219472686Ah yes because that happened!.!:)
one piece of advice I'm gonna give you lads is, you got to have your own back in this world. You gotta cheer yourself on and comfort yourself and remind yourself that you have your own back.
>>219472693wonder what leftypol will think in a decade or so, he'll likely still stand by decision
>>219472693How am I supposed to answer this without sounding mad? >Yes I am genuinely terrified of the thought of a race of people that have no respect for my way of life becoming a majority
hate women
Oh Elon,Fie good heavens! Why does Alex fart so!.:)?:)((((((((!
he has now created a character called Alex which im not quite sure what it's supposed to be
>>219472703finally a post i can understand. why is brit full of so many brits
>>219472708i think he's too mindbroken for this. he could witness his own family being raped and murdered by foreigners and still parrot the same old cult chants.
toil looms3 hours until toil starts
>>219472716why should you not be angry
>>219472728Yes mate because Alex doesn't exist, he just lives in everybody's head 24/7/365/100/1000/And So On
>>219472697pawasite
Oh Elon,The WiFi's back I notice suddenly!:)
poor lads life is falling part
was going to grok something but i cant for the life of me remember what it was
>>219472749what unit of time is made of a thousand centuries
>>219472720How fucking performative to have a massive bookcase where all your special identity books are cover out so you can see them. He's got hardly any fucking books on that shelf. Pathetic loser deserves the hate.
>>219472758Oh you're furious, but who are youSo bold a claim as this to fame, for shame! May heaven away with thee hence unto scorned shores - that ever mock such poors>>219472769Mine isn't, yours certainly fucking is about to
>>219472789grow up you foolish young man
>>219472737Because if 4chan has taught me anything it's that whoever is most passionate and least irony poisoned loses the argument
ok but why cheese so expensive tho
why does this place attract so many unhinged schizos?
>>219472720HATE women
YesBad move Elon, he keeps farting. Well done.You ungrateful spastic!
>>219472649oh shit he actually diedrip
just once in my life I'd love to violently attack someone in public with no warning. Some old fat Yank fresh off the cruise ship, smack him around in the city gardens when no one is around. Sucker punch some wanker outside a night club and then run away. Kick someone up the arse when they are walking in front of me
time to Übermenschmaxx whilst mocking normies for being raped by barbarians
>>219472785true that is very cringy
>>219472812didnt used to be like this. i think lockdown ruined a lot of lil zoomers lives. theyre all mentally ill shut-ins now
>>219472801Oh you're seethingSeethe my little furious pet, seethe and know the truth. This man sees you for what you're worth: a hiding!Don't close the tab no haha you're so important haha oh no we closed it haha
>>219472841this is the same poster who was talking about how leftypol was all about love and stuff btw
>>219472841nietzschean
uploading my neuropic virus to the technocratic core now I'm the technomonarch and all the cryptocitizens bow to my psychograph on the hallucinatelevision
We no longer wish to play with the smelly pussyWhat's that all about then. Sex I suppose, unless...
>>219472631it's both i thinkwomen troons get brittle bones from hormones and damaged spines from breast binders but this doesn't apply to the male troonsso there are some who do it because they need the walking aid, and others do it as a fashion accessory, or to show 'solidarity' and then there is also an element of fetishising illnesstrannies are a complex bunch of freaks really
>>219472841foid coded mindset
and is this Alex character a good guy or a bad guy?
Maybe we can have sex with him, to lure from him his evil incel creed and discover that magical truth which even he now spots: he was illNoooooo don't go hahahahhahah
jason and the argonautswha the fucks' an argonaut
>>219472841think this is a universal desire for men
meltiest melty I've seen in a while
>>219472858*smacks you around near the marigolds*
>>219472866This is almost basically the plot of The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch by Philip K Dick
>>219472911American term for Cosmonaut innit?
>>219472892Yes you're more up shit creek than the rest aren't youHe's seen through it immediately, in less time than it took our fucking robot slave machine called a human being that works here for the good of this country you adroit little fascistSeethe my little pet, my pretty little pet.Purr for me, purr
Is this an HHL melty?
Yes I'm autistic aren't I, he saidLet's take advantage
>>219472000This entire debacle has exposed just how out of touch a lot of American blacks areThey seriously believe that whites are desperate to say that word, it's on the tip of our tongue at all times and that it's a real area of frustration to us that we can't.Frustrating to the extent that some bloke would take advantage of having Tourettes just so he could shout it at the baftas
the stupidest women in the world love hello kitty
>>219472930mad how those fucks wrote a million short stories and you're just expected to remember them alldick, henlein, aasimov, couldn't they just bash out 5 big novels like a normal author
>>219472720doesn't even look balding to be honest. not sure why they'd say that
He's diagnosing what's wrong with his own fucking thinking in less time it takes you to open your fucking mail, T!Seeeeeeeeeethe!
Internet so dull these days. Posting here is unironically more enjoyable than going on youtube or social media.
>>219471715>>>219471796>>>219471496>>I have to ask, are these posts about me
>>219472954Reckon it’s a britfeel freak but not HHL. Might be crossy or lollers…
>>219472965mental how stupid they are
>>219472853genuinely sort yourself out
>>219472877puberty blockers also cause osteoperosis in malessimilarly exogenous oestrogen can have a huge plethora of side effects just like exogenous testosteroneother than that I agree completely
had to click 3 times to shut down my bumbclaat laptop
if hp lovecraft was born 100 years later he would have loved /pol/shame he never got to experience his true calling
>>219472995reading probably doesn't happen in this day
>>219472971Oh, a catHaha good one>>219472999And the same unto you, my good squire!
>>219472965>They seriously believe that whites are desperate to say that word, it's on the tip of our tongue at all times and that it's a real area of frustration to us that we can't.i am tbf but i dont think thats normal
>>219473015pretending to be schizophrenic on /brit/ award
>>219472995need to shag her
>>219473012he was a successful author and had a wife and money. I don't think he'd fancy talking about trump all day, he'd be writing stories and fucking his jewish wife
Who would like to talk to GCHQDon't forget to say pretty please, Alex thoughtThat's not funny is it. Nothings funny these days, the GCHQ officer in training behind this devilish scheme considered
Planning on slinging my muck up the gf on Friday.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Finally getting onto that poo I've been putting off the last two days because I didn't want to have to wipe after.not as big as you'd imagine
>>219473012hp lovecraft was a genuine mentalist anxiety-ridden freakhe wasnt just haha le funny racist he was cripplingly neurotic and lived most of his life in abject terror and misery
>>219472990you CAN not, WILL not, SHOULD not, MUST not post the mice!!!!!
guy at work keeps calling me 'mate'. we're not mates
>>219472995she needs a good shagging
>>219473035Hole in one!Oh and uh, the child porn? He did it for the good of the fucking countryHe loves you Jenny, please be together we sort of don't hope do we haha
>>219473083poor lad
>>219473070do Brits say mate as a condescending insult like we do?
listening to my dying bride
>>219472990No it’s a freak who started having sex with a prostitute and since then has fallen in love with no less than 3 of them and regularly makes posts implying violence against them when he perceives wrongdoing from them
betsy kettlemilk
>>219473063oh shut up
He literally cannot stop thinking about you, that's madWe have to refactor tens of billions of combinants just to help him move on from a deeply ingrained fantasy persona we gave him of you, and still it isn't enough he thinks"I'm deeply unwell he thought" and then thought "I'm in love"
got the 7 mate on
>>219473111Corr imagine lying down whilst she dispassionately wanks you off from that angle
>>219473096it can be used condescendingly. this guy is genuine about it though but he uses it so much it feels condescending at this point
I love her is she a prostitute though
Can’t go anywhere on youtube without seeing this cunt.
Oh no I'm deeply unwellElon Musk has hacked my phone and GCHQ now have to stick me in a permanent witness protection scheme for the rest of my life He spotted your unconscious thought, he thought. It was the unconscious thought of your fantasy persona - which he's alleviating himself of in his mind, whoops nearly said you're - and you will never see him againSo if you want to, post something only he'd know.
>>2194731464channers always have those stubby ugly little manchild thumbs. Not me
>>219473139>this guy is genuine about it thoughNot really a problem then is it
I altogether love her
He writes about you unconsciously day in day outThe poem was about you, he wants to have your child
>>219473048He wasn't very popular when he was alive was he? I thought his stories got popular posthumously.
Right well at this point it’s clearly spamming/flooding isn’t it
>>219473181did you forget to attach a photo mate? x
>>219473184it is because he's say it to suck up to me and i don't like that
Oh no he's gone Why Aberystwyth? Misery, pure unfettered misery. Stop closing the fucking page you stupid bitch and let us speak!
In the UK the past tense of shit is shat. In the US the past tense of shit is shit. Americans don’t typically say shat.
Why does he love you?Because you're the single most beautiful thing he's seen in his life, and he's seen some god awful stuff.Like this....
Not a fan of this gimmick I must say.
>>219473199I want to see what else it says and where this goes
Tell him on the page for the love of god woman
>>219473235what's that? leftypol's neck?
considering changing my default coffee order from flat white to cappuccino to better match the way I make instant at homehope I don't order it wrong and everybody points and laughs at the guy who doesn't know the thing everyone else knows about ordering cappacinos instead of flat whites and chant "We know! We know! You don't normally order cappacinos we know!"
He literally cannot stop thinking about youYour raven black hair, your fine pursed lips around his mouth, your hollow cheeks - our word - and that grace you carry yourself with
I would love to smell Emma Watson’s farts.
Percentage of the UK that are Muslims: 6%Percentage of Britain's supporting the far-right: 28% It's not Muslims trying to take over the UK, it's the far-right.
OK its about someone else
and now for something completely different
He knew exactly what you were going to askHe won't risk it, he still can't have access to those memories. He should know off the top of his head, shouldn't he. Instinctually, but they aren't brown are they. They are...
And we've taken that away, you both thought of Lear. He of Ghonerril which he can no longer spell, and you....Cordelia
>>219473048>successful authornot reallyhe would never have met his jewish wife if he could rant about blacks and italians all day instead
>>219473292A movement that's popular with the indigenous people isn't "taking over" it's just a reflection of our desires
It`s AlovelyFriendship ..of Two Hard working`blokes` !!
They don't want me to have a prescription pad even though I think I'd really like having one
>>219473372yeah except sometimes danny pounds gary's tight arsehole
dogshit thread today boys let's try to post something funny alright come on
And that's gone, he saw his chance and he took itClose the site and pretend like you're doing work, you silly little woman x
didnt even think she had a question or would still be curious about anything
>>219473394sorry we're all doing other things while this mentalist wears himself out
what are you picking leaf green or fire red?
>>219473420ok i'll come back later x
schizos really are just free to fucking shit up the thread for almost twelve hours straight aren't they
nutsack
kill moot
>>219473439go to reddit or shitter
>>219473422fire red all dayvenusaur is gay
>>219473434It’s a bot, like that Egyptian.
I bet you beg for tripcodes, use redditflags, and IDs (you are the cancer killing this website)
>>219473391Danny would have a heart attack after 30 seconds of exercise that intense
>>219473453yeah true but i can more about the exclusives
>>219473444Modern Aussies aren't like that at all, maybe in the 70s. These days they'd need to take their SSRIs and inform the council before chatting with a stranger
Third wuppa of the morning down the hatch x
ive got no charmander candies
>>219473511fuvk!
i can't even be bothered with pokemon go anymore
>>219473474basically the same reason yanks are
>>219473493hate when cunts go on about how "we Aussies are so le laid back haha" then have a massive whinge because one of their neighbours brought the bins in late
HP Lovecraft would have loved HP sauce
>>219473521this game fuckign sucks but im not even close to finishing it and its pretty easy to benefit from the dailies caught 2 Pokemon and fought an R grunt today and ALL THREE TIMES I had a popunder shit about some shit I dont give a fuck about like these new weekly challenges or someshit
thick, juicy, feminine penis
>>219473529a breakfast baron told them to?
>>219473546>popundersounds like a pocket monster
>>219473546really really despise the ad balloonsthey just float around and bother you and you get shitty items from them
wish i were laid back
imagine the handjobs
I laid your mom back
>>219473564me thinking about going to bed later
>>219473555>>219473560retarded devs cant figure it out when we click on a Pokemon or battle and they spam it. its the same with new friend gift bug, and it sends you into an encounter, and you can make it pop up as you click on a Pokemon on the map yeah there are ads ingame now
>>219473554more that it was simply the style at the time
>>219473579what does this even mean
>>219473599fucking sick of it nowi mostly just play uma game and pokemon mastersex
I want the funny aussie poster to be my best man at my wedding
>missed out on a Pokemon raid with 4 people (one of the legendary birds) FUCK
>>219473627>>219473599Off you pop>>>/vp/58947666
Oh Elon,What are we up to
>>219473669you will never be a janny
>>219473669pokemon is international culture, now don't melt down parasite
>>219473577I would let her rip my willard off
Mousey samefagging with the multiple phones he nicked to play Pokemong GO
new>>219473717>>219473717>>219473717
>>219466287>>219466287>>219466287
my fetish is a girl walking into my room and injecting me with sedatives, closing my laptop and raping me. but I mean the parts between walking in and doing it as well (I mean the part where she is silent, calm, and I am too)
