kurva anyátok edition
that's a man
now go race in JP cup and vic mile with awful mood
americans really eat beaver tonsil stones?
>>219475425made for it
only gone an bloody installed CS again
>>219475425do women still do tit contouring or is this pic just 10 years old
running over little black kids in my Ford F150 and driving off without checking to see if they're still alive
Might get a Polish girlfriend
the early afternoon wanktoil>>>/gif/30277787
>>219475453Racismlad!!
>>219475425she looks albanian
>>219475443I'm sure you can break the addiction. I believe in you!
>>219475444>women>>219475462>she
Bebe Rexha is one of the few women who got fat but remained attractive
wait a minute horses are animals, you can have sex with them if you want to, they dont have rights. especially stallions you can do whatever you want to it he will take it
>>219475464One day... when i'm employed again
Rorke shall pay BIGLY for this, mark my words
>>219475474prolly got a veiny willard
>>219475474trannies that pass are women, the ones that don't arentsimple as
>>219475454They’re all utter slags and coalburners, if that’s what you’re into
>>219475444she got implants because HRT didn't grow them enough when she transitioned
>>219475488technically humans are animals too on account of us belonging to the kingdom called Animalia
>>219475500but enough about your mum
heatherpaedo already back to talk about black cocks now what a life
I'm addicted to a game that's played almost exclusively by several hundred autistic zoomers around the world (I'm 30) and I'm still probably only in the top 100 players. Been playing it for 6 years
>>219475500Yh x
>>219475488
>>219475508we are above animals and thats law (gods will)
Putting niggers into a particle accelerator and smashing them together to isolate the nigger particle
grow up lads this really isnt funny
I was way more infamous 12+ years ago for posting this stuffZiedy and I just align, and I like his humour. Load of you use his 'tek it tek it' and 'nun u culd do' phrases. Don't think I haven't noticed. And I'm perfectly aware who Leon Eisenberg was. He didn't publish and article, he said those things on his deathbed. It's goyim psychiatrists, realising that their profession is a sham and feeling guilty about it, who are speaking up. The Jewish lobby wants to silence them.
>>219475517Kirby in dreamland?
William Shatner dead
>>219475516panting and sweating as he scrambles past his mum in the lounge room to reset the router
>>219475534fucking scrmaing
>>219475541>he didn't publish and articlean*
>>219475425first thing I noticed was the cross
whats next after beastposting and nonceposting
fake heathermong, he doesn't call him ziedy
>>219475527which god?
>>219475541>akshually, if lots of people have a certain condition, then that means the condition cannot be real, because of muh retard logic Fuckwit.
>>219475543Not that autistic
>>219475567Timmy's prize >I'm a Chad, finally! Hurrah!
nooo dont blow your head smoove off you're too sexy haha x
>>219475580Heatherpaedo has deep rooted copes for basically everything wrong with his brain
>>219475579stfu im watching horse videos
>>219475567Why they put philadephia on it?
>>219475567Love brown fanny me
>>219475605ong lil bro watching horse porn fr fr what a freakcel niggerblatt
>>219475608Nigga got the faker mouse
>>219475627actually im watching buckbreaking
>>219475608was going to tell you to tidy up but i have a couple of pizza boxes on the floor and a bin that needs taking out
>Andrew charged taxpayers for massage services when envoy, claim ex-civil servantsQuite based in a way
>>219475608Nice bracelet, poof
>>219475587What game lad?
>>219475580read you dumb goyim n*gger
>>219475608the "I don't have a single interesting thing about me" special
Another wuppa garn down the hatch x
>>219475608>sainsbury’sPoof.
reckon they've got the 80 IQ pakis sewn up with this one
goyim's mum got diagnosed with bipolar and he's trying to defend her honour by saying it's a real condition to not admit she was scammed by kikes
>>219475635>Lust provoking image
>>219475659Bizarre post
>>219475635remember when he had his own place and did silly stuff? good times
>>219475668Does having bipolar disorder make you feel "less than"?
>>219475644dont even joke lad...
>>219475635big chungus
>>219475668You are a paedo so maybe jews would like you
>>219475668Mental health care in the UK is free anyway you stupid vpnmutt so how would she be getting scammed? Fucking yankophiles always pretending they live in America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSND5d4lA2sGetting the LOWEdown
>he thinks he is famous LOL
>>219475700It's heatherpaedo
>>219475663Andy isnt fooling me. I know why he wants to work with her
getting diagnosed with tripolar just to one up you
>>219475713it is well known he is americanthat is why he tries to hard to fit in here
i wonder if heathermong is even capable of enjoying life anymore at this point
>>219475723Meltdown
>>219475723remember the other day when you were pretending to be an old black man talking about children being raped?do you think that is what healthy people do?
>>219475663>Angeliki's my hiend - I know she'll deliver real changes.Andrew Gwynne was a based Labourorke
Virusberg got me on the ropes
>>219475734what? this is a crime now?news to me
>>219475715Fuck me wouldn't mind 'working with her' myself if you catch my drift My drift is I want to put my cummy in her mummy tummy
greekette puss sex sex
>britflag types color instead of colour >immediately hide and report his post
>>219475724That's him been done BIGLY
>>219475735He's in his 50s and this place is quite literally his entire life
>>219475766did you forget about it? or just embarrassed now that your ocd fixation is da jooz
heatherfreak is on a concerning meltie this time
The guy heatherpaedo posted earlier who claims BPD doesn't exist is literally Jewish
>>219475790>>219475786>>219475784>>219475743Bodied that freak.
>>219475783well, did you forget? you even were typing out pretend black lingo to embellish the lie for your e-boyfriend ziedbelg
>>219475747People pretending to be shocked that people who pretend to be normal upstanding citizens in a job infamous for deceit and lies. Are in fact liars
mad how 95% of /brit/ could close the tab at any point and immediately move on to do something else but there's a specific subclass of freak that is just physically incapable of not posting
>>219475806no one cares
Police coming round after toil today. Trying to get an air rifle license you see
>>219475826no one cares
This is nuts
>>219475826makes me laugh to imagine ziedy posting his shite into the void knowing there's probably only like 2 people who don't have him filtered
>>219475826I have multiple tabs. Its not that hard to multi task mate x try it
>>219475848DDoS Twitter and android
>>219475844might you be one of the ones i'm talking about
>>219475848Not sure what this means indianlad
Mega meltie
Weird how much Indians dislike MuslimsNot saying I like them but it's a baffling level of obsession
>>219475848good morning sir
Mental how the places that used to be ‘warm’ in the world are now all scorchingly hot and unbearable even for localsMeanwhile den sarf it’s 16C on wednesday in February England will have a subtropical climate in a few years I reckon.
Installing remote-controlled explosive charges in android phones destined to India.
>>219475866mega melty
Had a large coffee at toil this morning and the following shit was MASSIVE. Toil bogs on the ropes, crying out for a courtesy flush
>>219475912seems like something mousey would do.
>>219475898doesnt feel like 16c where i am
anyone of you chuds getting fire red or leaf green on the switch? me? can't imagine paying for a pokemon game where you can't even finish the pokedex.
where did he go
>>219475927mousey would do the "blow a horse then get in it" challenge
I cant poo outside of my house
>>219475925can't even remember the last time i did a poo that wasnt a double flusher
Finns and incest go together like fish and chips
>>219475925we only have one toilet at work that both men and women share and I've been banned from doing poos in it
>>219475948um
warwick davis screaming nᶦᵍᵍᵉʳ at the baftas and blaming it on dwarfism
How do you get banned from doing poos
>>219475939grown ass man
new woman started at work. quite fit
>>219475898Wogs bringing the wog weather with them
>>219475963need to take this to the tribunal lad
>>219475970I'm 5'7. I'd hardly call that grown...
>>219475971get her shagged
Alright you lot, for all of you that are saying that I been seen doing a poo outside maidstone tescos right, that's not on, i never did a poo outside tescos and all that so you nasty trolls need to stop before you get reported alright. stop saying i did these thing that i never did anyway, youre taking it too far now
>>219475955Didn't even think I needed a poo until I had that coffee, but that is the magic of the bean as they say.Just conjuring poo out of thin air, such power
>>219475980*flicks you away with one finger like an ant*
Screaming at this
>>219475963Used to work in a place with 2 toilets and the women took over one and put a sign on it that said women only. It was much nicer than the mens too.
>>219475987did you forget about those posts you made
scrimcha
>>21947600214KB
>>219475980Who invited lil bro
>>219475995*flys away on the cool breeze that you have just flicked me into travelling to far off nations and continents*
tracey scrimshaw
>>219475911Corr used to love getting that from Subway.
>>219476047shriek
>>219476044Is that the valhalla jeet?
the covid vaccine gave my gf pcos
need a punching bag gf
>>219476044screaing
what are you supposed to do if you don't enjoy anything and have no interests
>>219476044POV you just scammed your way to Olympic gold
>>219476087:/
>>219476079PeopleOfcolorS
>>219476090Grow up?
>>219476090post your various obsessions on /brit/ all day
sc8cyhf
>>219476044the hobbits in minas tirith be like
>>219476111don't even know what that's supposed to mean in response to my post
speaking of posting various obsessionsNTH FOR YUNO
>>219476079PCOS is fake, it’s just an excuse fat slags use when they dont want to lose weight or wax their moustache
>>219476075He loves ICE
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING
Anyone want a sprite cranberry?
cuddling with a cute girl is lush
>>219476145I used to do loads of exercise before i had covid. Genuinely lost all my energy afterwards
fush and chups
cant fucking relax while posting here. have to double-check every image and link in case i get tricked by it
>>219476145i would agree but the gf does have an actual cyst on her ovary right now because of it
>>219476127Mature and experiment more instead of waiting for things to happen to you
love looking at local facebook groups for really deprived povvo areas and seeing what the dregs of society are up to. really not nice of me but it's so entertaining seeing all the petty skyrim crimes that happen
>>219476172wouldnt know, im a virgin freak you see
housemateberg keeps locking her door whenever I'm in the hallway
>>219476174My memory got really bad after Covid. Never took the jab but I have trouble remembering dates and names now when I used to be really good with them.
>>219475873I'm a lone ranger at an alaskan outpost. We have RULES here
he's reset
>>219476183I only open images if lots of people have replied to say they're funny. Can't be bothered reading drivel
>>219476172Women dont want to cuddle. They want you to choke them and spit in their face. Bizzare creatures
>>219476199The rape must flow
>>219476199she probably thinks youre going to rape her
i grieve the impending death of stew and roast season
>>219476199you give off incel vibes, yikes and oof darlin im calling deano right now to tell him all about it xx
>>219476199Probably making ASMR porn for youtube and doesnt want you walking in
>>219476233they are lush to be fair, not quite Bighams level but then again they are frozen
>>219476240Incel fantasy
>>219476220grill season though
>>219476208he taken being bullied out of /britfeel/ really hard too
'Ee 'appen by 'eck as 'ell, I'll have a pint o' graveh like
*batters the runts of /brit/*
Did somebody say Bighams?
>>219476199Flatmate used to barge into my room when drunk. I could have raped her so many times but didn't because I'm a gentleman
>>219476233Charlie Bigham sending some goons over to rough her up and smash all the cook stuff to pieces
>>219476262why'd he do that then
>>219475888Back in 1960s bollywood was going to be freed from the clutches of Muslim cartel that controls it. A kino about friendship called "dosti" was released. It was a huge hit. But then the leader of evil islamic cartel (dilip kumar) got mad and started threatening their lives and forced them to stop acting. After that bollywood went fully under islamist control. In the 90s, that role was taken over by the 3 khans
Lamenting the death of 80s Essex slags
>>219476245>>219476264>>219476269did you forget about those posts you made
>>219476185Mature and experiment with what exactly?
is there an alcoholics anonymous type group but for those little mr kipling cakes because i fucking need one
>>219476199I used to do this and scroll /cum/ in 2016 ahaha
>>219476245they sell them at the garden centre down the road. they always look overpriced
>>219476276There’s something about those milfs who were former 80s office slags that gets me diamonds like no other women can. They still have the perm and listen to the same music and everything too. Tell me I can’t be the only one.
i must say I am a fan of Bigham's posting. That's a good one.
>>219476233That company uses criminals to make their food No thank you don't want some paedophile baking up some pie and mash!
>>219476276Blackface
primus's most popular songs are also their only good ones
alri ladddsssss
>>219476272nigger monkey
mad how women are allowed to wear makeup and we're not
>>219476293is it the angel slices? those are dangerous stuff
>>219476272Got no mum.
>>219476325You can wear makeup too if you like.
>>219476293McVities used to have a Jaffaholics phone line which you could try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7KREu1yWOE
>>219476324What's the difference!
>>219476292That's for you to decide.
>>219476325umhi
>>219476276They are probably still alive, most of them.>>219476310really? They must be at retirement age now. Probably catching the bus from Romford to Basingstoke using their free bus pass.
Fat Ugly Bastard Shippy praising his own shit gimmick
playing a bit of the ol mass effect (or ass erect as i have sometimes been known to refer to it as)
>>219476378doesnt it get boring playing the same game all the time
just been diagnosed with neuroblastoma amplified sequence with pelger huet anomaly
>>219476262this is leftypol's great uncle apparently
i'm tired but it's not like i can sleep because it's fucking 2pm
>>219476342fuck off was anyone eating 20 packets a daythey were bigger then as well
>>219476378>Searching for posts that contain ‘ass erect’ and in ‘au’. 125 results found.you are significantly mentally ill
Had a different dentist and she was fit as fuck
biz idea: Charlie Bigham's Goat Curry with Rice & Peas
>>219476342Used to listen to these 2 on 6music. White british call centres. What a time
might get an indian tonight
>>219476276imagine the smell
>>219476400get on the bastarding coffee lad
cannot imagine how grim it must be to have a female housemate that doesn't have sex with youbasically enduring all the downsides of having a gf with none of the upsides
>>219476390no not if it's a goodun>>219476413>liking something is mental illnessyah ok bro
>>219476429Escort lad?
>>219476429?
my body is a vehicle that transports poo to toilet
just got redpilled on “wymen” by some tall welsh lad in a swansea teeshirt. roughly 6 ft 3. had a black eye had obviously been in a scrap. was flirting like crazy with the colombian waitress who was all over him
>>219476441Your mum's your housemate
>>219476262my poor brother...
>>219476397Bummer
>>219476413he's a good lad leave him alone
>>219476419did your head touch her tits
>>219476457bodied that incel runt
>>219476462*sparks you smooth out*yeah?
>>219476457put that cunt in a casket
>>219476463Nah she didn't have big tits. She was a petite brunette, my type. Not that she'd go with me though haha
>>219476441bizarre sex-obsessed incel take
>>219476457I live alone actually x
>>219476442the gameplay is not great let's be honest they should have let you play in first person
i like how welsh people pronounce mum as "merm"it's cute
hang on my lovely lads, got to go in a meeting so don't post anything to fun without me!!
right
>>219476477Screaming
that’s a poo willy
>>219476477yeah cheers thanks for posting this
>>219476477mad how his bellend is bronze
Heard a lad in deepest Cornwall the other day speaking in a London accent using American words
Miss when life was simpler before relationships and kids. Literally go to work, come back to my little smelly incel bedroom in my shared house and just game or sit on the internet. Will never see those days again
right well that's a mars bar
Well that's a choco banana loaf bbc
thought that was a snickers
thats a black penis, erect
>>219476477shopped can tell from the pixels
>>219476486prefer third person generally, that said, cyberpunk 2077 is still one of my favourites
leftymong talking about rorke 2000 times a month
>>219476507Bro mythbusting a bbcDihh detective
>>219476502mad that I'm still doing that at the tender age of 35
>>219476499he said "color" instead of "colour"?
wetherspoons on a monday is a completely different beast
>>219476518sc
>>219476516looks like a water belloon
>>219476516shopped can tell from the pixels
I told you to stop posting my cock. I sent that privately
>>219476518shercock holmes
>>219476477cronem>>219476516timmy
ok its GCHQ (and probably CIA probably)
>>219476499noticed a lot of white people talking like london blacks recentlysaying "like" as "lahk" and stuff like that
right well that's quite a grim penis
cornwall mentioned
right then that's me
>>219476516its like he put a banana down his dick hole
got a stiffy
Waves keep washing over meSwim Out Swim OutCool are the currents of the sea
heatherfreak is back from his little excursion to google images I see
Zoomer took three calls (arranging an adhd pip meeting)in the quiet carriage till I told her to take it outsideGot a huge eye roll in response Stupid slag
>>219476544it will always be loik for meim from hampshire you see
looks like a burst chipolata
>>219476551Carlybender looks like THAT?
I give off Wokstar Vibes
>>219476544this has been going on for decades bludski
>>219476499Was in the lake district and some young farmer looking lad comes in playing radio 1xtra drill loudly through his phone.
could go for some starburst right now corrr
>>219476562hey thats my gf your talking about buddy
seriously though is that carlybender i can't tell
banning a scranana
Jannies will let nonce shite and indog nonsense sit on the log for hours but are lightning quick when it comes to deleting yummy big cock pics Not even up for 20 seconds What a joke
>>219476602god i hope so
>>219476518it is actually a small penis made to look larger (not even as big as mine desu)
the black one was a lot better think we can all agree
>>219476441Used to live with an ex, nearly two years after we broke up we lived together. It was fucking hell. I almost got rid of her once by offering my coward housemates to just tell her I didn't want to live with her any more. She went round to them individually and asked if they wanted to continue living with her and got them to vote to overrule me. They all hated her as much as I did. Anyway turns out she was mental and when she got medicated and moved to a different city we became pretty good friends. She came to my wedding (as a guest) and didn't cause any trouble other than making out with the singer of the band.
>>219476586Calm g calm
forgot it was tuesday today
>>219476611:|
>>219476620Did you ever hear other blokes shagging her through the walls Did you have a sobwank to it
>>219476651It's Sunday mate
>>219476429no one gets me ( ._.)
>>219476618Sure mate lol
>>219476620>making outIt’s called snogging. Stop using Americanisms please.
niggas always talm bout sum ( ._.)
>>219476660Luckily I wasn't that close to her, poor lad that lived underneath her had to hear her shagging. She heard me shagging a couple of times though. Then we shagged each other every now and then when we were both drunk and lonely, and one of those times I 'accidentally' put it in her arse. Wasn't all bad looking back on it.
when i think about all this racial fetishisation bbc stuff it makes me laugh and also makes me want the usa and israel to get proper obliterated like proper blown the fuck out
>>219476696r
>>219476680it was clearly heavily edited did you even look at it?
Not feeling hungry today but know i should still eat because I'll end up sluggish and angry if not
>>219473717>>219473717
>>219476710not as closely as you it seems gaylad
>>219476703im white but I can easily watch bbc porn and wank to it while self-inserting as the black male because I dont see colour
>>219476703It’s become extremely common here over recent years because of third worlders and mindraped freaks
>>219476711>sluggish and angryktim all the time
make the bloody new
>le americanismmeh
>>219476741see>>219476723
>>219476293not a fan myself. grandma used to love them. they killed her in the end. she used to push them on me, she loved the battenberg cakes especially. far too sweet. when she got the parkinsons she stopped going out. when she stopped going out she wasnt moving enough so she got diabetes. between the parkinsons and diabetes she ended up house bound and usually stuck in her chair. last time she left her house was 2019, i wheeled her to my car, she stood up and got in, i took her for a drive. after 2 hours we got back to her house and i had to lift her out of the car seat. by lockdown she couldnt get to the door to open it for food deliveries, so me and my uncle took turns taking her shopping. always had two boxes of mr kipling cakes, among other sweets. by 2021 she couldnt get out of her armchair. most carers couldnt help her to bed so she even slept in it. it was one of those chairs that tilts back and tilts and lifts to assist old people getting up. she had a portable loo next to the chair for night times but by 2022 she was falling over trying to get to it. pissing herself on the floor or in her chair. lack of movement in her feet and legs and the diabetes meant they were becoming necrotic, constantly infected. her house smelt like death and urine but she refused to leave it, absolutely refusing to go to a care home. poor nurses had to come round and take off the bandages on her feet and lower legs, then rub antibacterial cream on her, and put new bandages on every two days. it was horrific. i saw them do it once and pleaded with her to go to a care home. my grandad on the other side went in one at 81, he is still alive now at 93 and i have no doubt he would have died without that care. but she refused, saying she wanted to die there. she died in early 2022 in a hospice, age 84. ive not had a mr kipling cake since.
>>219476751>>219476751
>>219476651>>219476664It's Mondayhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj6cr3FO2JI
>>219475444>womenbruh
>>219476703your mum got blown the fuck out last night
>>219476753Mr Kipling trauma journaling wasn’t on my /brit/ bingo today. These threads always surprise me x
Notice how the thread went all silent after that bloke talked about his sisters gash. You were all wanking to it weren’t you. Filthy pikeys.
