MAID edition>>219491038
hello. How's work going?
It’s nearly recycling time
Bobcaygeon is quite the song
Time for my 2 AM dump
>>219493561>I'm too black for this shit
>>219494698ahead by a century is better
>>219493561Real previous due to recycling >>219491040
Notice how none of them refute or try to engage with the point that Christ founded the Church. Protestants do all they can to dance around their rebellion against God.
>>219494647Which is a problem. You can't just throw out doctrine because of politics. Trusting that "the gates of hell will not prevail" is one of the main reasons to be in the Catholic/EO church. Otherwise it's easier to be some non-denominational protestant.
Dont beliiiiieeeeeve in yourselfDONT DECIEVE with beliefknowledge comes with deaths releaseaaaaaAAAAAAAA aaaaa
Reading a book I am
get ready. i'm about to goon my shit crazy style.
At some point the pieces to my life will fall into place without effort and I will become wealthy, powerful, and have lots of sex.
>>219494742>You can't just throw out doctrine because of politics.Of course you can. The Anglo-French return to the Middle East in 1918 had nothing of the Crusader spirit.
>>219494753Only works if you want to be a super villain.
>>219494698How about boob gaugin' and it's about a guy looking at boobs and rating them
>>219494761Only what works
>>219494753Sorry, you missed your opportunity. Epstein is six foot under.
https://youtu.be/ph6dWLNZ2X4
>he thinks epstein is dead
>>219494763How about boob gougin' and he’s a breast reduction plastic surgeon (evil)
>>219494763hell yeah
>>219494786You gotta have an ivy league education or come from some rich Brooklyn jew family minimum to even meet with the Epstein chad
remember going on walk in the country parksaw some zoomers climbin' treeswun of em sayin' n***a every 5 secondsbro white as day is long kekmusta been on sum dat takeshi six9 shidd
>>219494757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igF1IPjxtb8played this one time on Halloween, they didn't know what's happening
Why the Crusader hordes scales the walls of the Byzantium when the Turks could not hope do so for a quarter of a millennium more was because the westerners bitterly resented the Basileius with his indoor plumbing, heating and mechanical bird-organs. They were the inheritors of Rome, so why is this stocky Greek with his diamond tiara still sitting on that 24 carat throne? The Turks were alien to Europe, they understood nothing of that.
Muslims worship the same God as Jews and Christians. It's tough for people to accept that fact.
>>219494795People should protest breast reductions they same way they do abortions
>>219494757>Saladin’s grave in Damascus, Syria, features prominent 20th-century interventions by European powers. German Emperor Wilhelm II gifted a white marble sarcophagus and a brass wreath in 1898 to honor the Sultan, while French General Henri Gouraud famously declared "the Crusades have ended" there in 1920 after occupying Syria.WW1 was a crusade, per the French
What was your most embarrassing fap?
Can't drink myself to sleep. Wish I were dead.
>>219494836No silent prayer permitted within 10km of a breast reduction clinic, chuddie
kek my n***a dont even remember manzikert
Priests have the best job security in the world. you get live off gibs and can molest as many kids as you want and you still keep your job. all you gotta do is make some half assed homily every week That's epic, truly the NEET dream come true
>>219494846ur momma xDD
I really should go to bed. I'm reading at mass in the morning.
>>219494834They really don't. Even a cursory reading of the quran is enough to know this. Mohammed was right when he first thought the " angels " that were speaking to him were demons.Fun fact, he was convinced they were angels and not demons by two women who's credentials on the matter was that they lived in a settlement that had many Jews.
>>219494846mum walked in on me fapping once, that was pretty embarrassing
>>219494855hella gay bruh
>>219493561Thomas Huxley's grandson wrote a book predicting this over a century ago or something, you knowWhich is funny because Thomas Huxley was one of the main instigators of this broad cultural shift
>>219494843I knew that green text source was using a toned down version of the French quote, or a different, more boring quote
>>219494836What about penile implants chud!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5P63qGTm_g
>>219494846can't think of one except one I kind of felt bad for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpYz3yeXapc&list=RDvpYz3yeXapc
>>219494870you have to distinguish between this grandstanding bougie and a medieval Christian fanatic like Louis the Holy, they were nothing alike
>>219494871Do you mean like the FtM frankenpenis? Should be illegal
>>219494887it's one of the guys from Yellow>>2194948131984
I'm a penis reduction doctor
>>219494846Cis women sucking t-dick
If women had balls they’d be getting giant silicon scrotal implants>I’m getting fake balls the size of grapefruits for me, chud; it’s not about male attention
>>219494898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEXuhTUh3cUyou know what, that wasn't German enough!
>>2194948591. There is one true God.2. Yahweh/Allah is the God of Abraham.3. He always was and always will be.4. He is all knowing and the creator of all things.All three religions agree to this Now, I agree how he's portrayed in the Quran IS an issue and should be scrutinized.
>>219494914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4
No more brother wars.
drinking milk
>>219494934What if your brother ate all your ice cream sandwiches?
>>219494908Ain't that a butthole surfers album
>>219494924No mention of scrutinizing the Talmud, or Kabbalah? Modern Rabbinic Judaism is not based on the Old Testament.
Canadasisters… it’s over
>>219494924His portrayal in the quran confirms it isn't God. Some demon trying to pass himself off as god to (successfully) corrupt people.
>>219494922>you know what, that wasn't German enough!it's experimental and spooky
Can any leaf answer >>219494735
Best you could say is that all 3 religions idea of God overlap, but they're definitely still distinctIslam doesn't have the whole trinitarian idea & they're more iconoclastic in general
>>219494934I really enjoyed the part of medieval history where early HRE emperor Lothar of Quendlinburg described his Slavic vassal Wartislaw, prince of the Slavic Polabians, as an 'Enemy of God'. And yet they never came to blows!
>>219494952LMAO
>>219494951Kabbalah does base itself in the Old Testament
>>219494951I don't think that matters. The specifics of Judaism are unimportant. We should focus on converting Jews rather than focusing on their false current faith.
>>219494951I believe all sacred text should be scrutinized.>>219494954Jews would see Christ as having corrupted their faith by calling himself God. You can worship the same God without knowing the exact details on who he is.
Another highlight of that pre-Crusade medieval era of history is when Danish king Sveyn Forkbeard (who would go on to die invading William the Conqueror's England) discusses the possibility of colonizing Canada with the priest Adam of Bremen.
>>219494964tim hortons sucks, it was bought out by some brazilian company 10 years ago and the coffee bean supplier changed, it's just somehow ingrained in canadians brains that it's required for their morning coffee runs before work, a lot of other places have much better coffee and sweets, i haven't been to a tim hortons in years, especially not now with all the indians working there.
>>219494985Some Jews rejected Christ because they had a materialist interpretation of the Tanakh, believing that the Messiah would be a temporal military/political leader that would save them. They didn't like it when God came down to straighten them out spiritually. At least many didn't. We have to remember that all the first Christians/followers of Jesus were Jews.
>>219494983>converting JewsGood luck with that lol
chestberg is hurting
>>219494958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKNX9c1CIwoWHEN I AM A GUN IN AN ITALIAN RESTAURANTWHEN YOU'RE ALL EATING DINNERAND I WANT THE NOISE TO BE HEARDI WANT YOU ALL UNDER THE FECKIN TABLES
Dogberg shit and it stinks*starts singing yeah yeah yeaaaahhhhh with autotune*
*AINI DON'T EVEN RUN FROM A PLACEI FUCKIN WALKWALK REAL SLOWNO ONE FOLLOWS ME THAT WAY
I can't believe trannies exist, they seem liked they'd be some internet boogieman like those clown sightings in 2016
>>219495010IDK why you act like it's some impossible task. Every day Jews accept Jesus as their Messiah. There's even Jewish groups who's entire focus is preaching about Jesus to Jews in Israel and attempting to turn them into Christian Jews, like they are. Jews in an ethnic sense, Christian in a religious sense, like the first Christians.
brapping loud feels sounds so nice
>>219495032post dogberg
>>219495042There was once a man named Trajanhe was a stone cold psychopathand ever since Jews have never trusted outsiders
>>219495042Jews are very insular. I'm sure here and there you may be able to convert a couple, but on the whole you'd have better luck with Africans and other third worlders
>>219494964Tim Horton’s purportedly used to be really good like 60 years ago, but they’ve done shrinkflation and crapflation every year for nearly a century, so now it sucks. You could compare it to how McDonald’s has gotten markedly worse over the decades, but an even more drastic decline in the case of Tim’s.Tim’s used to make their doughnuts fresh in the restaurant like Krispy Kreme still does, but then they gave that up and ship in stale doughnuts from centralized factories. They used to allegedly have high quality coffee, but every few years they downgrade to a cheaper coffee supply. Pretty bad for a doughnuts and coffee joint. Some time over the last 10-15 years or so, it has also gone from mostly hiring teenagers and retired grandmas (pleasant to interact with) to almost exclusively hiring jeets (unpleasant to interact with, difficult to interact with due to ESL issues, and dangerous due to disease vector issues).There’s some kind of lingering cultural memory of when Tim’s used to be good among boomers, but it’s never been particularly good in my lifetime. I wouldn’t be terribly surprised if they go out of business after the boomers die off.A big part of the problem is that they had a ton of customer goodwill, but then they got bought up by foreign venture capital firms who cut costs, and then coast on that old goodwill. The goodwill is basically gone now. No one I know loves Tim’s; at best, it’s something you get begrudgingly because it’s the only thing that’s around (rural areas), or if you work weird hours.
>>219495037Not only are they real, they're beautiful and valid
I LOVE ROCK N ROLL ABUNCHOFSHITTYFORGETTABLELYRICSTHATNOBODYCARESABOUT
There's a monk at my local monastery that was a practicing Jew. Another monk there was a practicing Muslim. Anyone can turn their hearts to Christ.
>>219495071WAKE UP (WAKE UP)!ABUNCHOFSHITTYLYRICSTHATIMAKE UP!
White women are spectacular. I hate being brown.
>>219494952i don't anyone has said this ever
>>219495058I think you misunderstand my motive. I am not trying to pump up numbers as much as possible. Every person matters, Jew matters as much as African or whatever other type of person. That's a central tenet of following Christ, we are all equal under God.
>>219495057We love are Trajan and Hadrian don’t we folks
>>219495090have you considered not being brown?
>>219495097one was a mass murderer and the other was a homosexualthat sounds like 4chan, aye
>>219495088John of the cross came from a Jew family >>219495089Lol
>>219495090grannies are underrated
>>219495105We love are Pompey Magnus, Nero, Vespasian, Titus, Trajan, and Hadrian don’t we folks
Yoo hoooooo cucky wuckys
Minecraft still has a banger soundtrack.
>>219495088Exactly.
>>219495128>Pompey MagnusFAT>NeroI like big domed buildings! Shouldn't've been an arsonist>VespasianThere was a man that liked homicide
Crip Mac is out of prison
>>219495166https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzIsfMMSHOU
>>219495140it's more rpg like nowI'm pretty sure microsoft or whatever got sued by the c147 guy and they made their own shit so they can milk it
I think monks/religious in general are very interesting. I think in a lot of ways they live far better lives than the average person.
>>219495140Best chill soundtrack for sure
G. GORDON LIDDY, WHERE ARE MY LEGIONS?
>>219495094Ok whatever idc im not religious im just telling you very few jews are willing to convert
Damn. Look at alysa Liu Pure BWC seeking missile
I'm seriously considering joining the Carthusian Order
>>219495193lol
going to work lads, have a good night and day after
How about G Gordon Griddy and he hits the griddy
>>219495205That's really cool, why the Carthusians? I've thought about becoming a Franciscan but I still have years before I really have to make a decision on that.
>>219495198she walks weird would not bang
>>219495184Well yeah you'd be living a better life without having to do much work at all other than sit around chanting some gay chants to yourself all day.Only downside to being a monk is not being able to wank yourself or have sex. Otherwise you're just a glorified NEET really
Falcon punch
>>219495217>he has a jobOk Mr moneybags
>>219495205I've been accepted by a Benedictine monastery. I'll be entering later this year.
>>219495219I find that I thrive in silence and have very low social needs. But I'm not entirely sure I'm ready to take it to that extreme or if they'd even take me. I already know I'm probably never going to get married or have much of a future out here.
>>219495233what the fuck am I supposed to do if I'm an extremely attractive guy and everywhere I go to at my university everyone starts talking about me and guys are now pushing that I'm scouting for girls how do I lock in a girlfriend
>>219495198She walks like a dude who’s marching over to beat someone up
>>219495238Not sure how that one works. Are you joining as a brother or a priest? What kind of things did you have to do, or questions did they ask?
>>219495252she walks like the WWE boss guy in that meme
>>219495236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsDjZtnanSU
>>219495238Do they require you to quit /cum/posting
>>219495233That's not at all what monks do, funny that this is what seculars think religious life is though. I guess people can't help but project.>>219495245Oh ok, that makes sense. If you aren't planning on starting a family then dedicating your life to God is definitely a better use of your time than living as a secular bachelor for the rest of your life. But at the same time, you need to be sure it's for you.
>>219495250Why are you asking me idk Is this lums bra?
>>219495264LOL
>>219495264NO CHANCE THATS WHAT YOU GOT
>>219495257Everyone joins as a brother and individually discern's priesthood, according to the needs of the community. The one I'm entering has quite a few priests already.>>219495267Yes.
>>219495264>>219495276>>219495283https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FV112gTPGcObligatory
>>219495175playing this and then opening >>219495198gave me a hearty kek
>>219495265Rise Above?!https://youtu.be/wDUYCyajDcs
>>219495269>That's not at all what monks do, funny that this is what seculars think religious life is thoughOk what is their "work" then reading the bible and praying is not work btw
>Benedictine aspirant>potential Carthusian>potential Franciscan Who would have thunk it? Here of all places.
>>219495175>>219495198>>219495297lmfao
>>219494995>>219495063I thought it was the national drink, where do you get your coffee from now?
>>219495302It depends on the order and the specific cell as well.
When are you getting a girlfriend?
>>219495299My war you're one of themYou say that you're my friendBut you're one of themare the most fascist lyrics ever written
>>219495238That's super cool, what was the process of discernment like? And how did they go about it?
>>219495299good song thoand maybe the intention was parodyjust saying, my war is fascist af
>>219495313I hate all national chains, and get my coffee from local roasters whenever possible
Being a monk would suck because i bet you have to uphold this image of being pure and above normal things. Sounds a bit tortorous to me, but i suppose if it makes you happy and you find a place then you do you
>>219495289what made you join?
>>219495250go up to girls at the gym, they're just waiting for an attractive guy like you to start a conversation
The democratic party turned on newsome for saying that they shouldn't focus on trannys and disowning family members for not agreeing with you lolI think we're reaching a point where both parties will come together to agree on what the real problem in our country is
>>219495320I cant even find girls anymore
>>219495359>The democratic party turned on newsome for saying that they shouldn't focus on trannys and disowning family members for not agreeing with you lolI'd say something about Democrats shooting themselves in the foot, but they've done that for over a decade, and at this point I don't think it's an accident. It doesn't matter who wins, they are both Israeli.
technology has not yet sanctioned this tranny thingand politics is the refuse of technological progress
>>219495320I stay indoor all day
Jeffrey Epstein was innocent
>>219495384No vietnamese ever called me a snownigger
gucci gang
>>219495175banger alert
>>219495372>at this point I don't think it's an accident.What do you think it is?
>>219495336man you dullards always like wearing glasses of cynicism when looking at religion. no, you dont have to uphold an image. everyone, including the pope has human desires and isnt above everyday human desires.
>>219495320I finally got one and now she's dying.
>>219495406Why? What are you gonna do?
>>219495398A good cop bad cop type deal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfmuAVNdYx8
for all their talk of morality the leftist do not recognize this, that it is unbefitting of a sentient creature to have half the lifespan of a particularly large turtle, and everything we do should go towards fixing that, and then settling Mars
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>219495405>no, you dont have to uphold an imageEveryone has to uphold an image of some kind. There's nothing cynical about that, it's just a realityYou can't be a monk and out hitting your vape listening to extreme electronic music and playing videogamesI mean you could, but would anyone take you seriously probably not
>>219495438ASS
>phone is randomly getting really hot and rapidly draining the battery
>>219495416Lung cancer. Everyday she tells me how much she wants to die. I don't know what to do.
>>219495459I don't have a response to that
>>219495442it's called self control and accepting that you have human desires rather than upholding a disingenuous moral facade. you dont become a saint by becoming a pope. you become a saint by the actions and good deeds that you perform on this mortal plane.
>>219495453>he updated?
>>219495453works on my machine.
>you're in a band called anal cunt, i saw that shirt
>>219495459That's very grim, I don't know what to say either. Other than I am sorry for you both.
As a latinx seeing white women gives me pain
>>219495431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O2RRWOzTak
My penis is leaking cum
think i might jerk off in this thread
>>219495466Like it or not, priests and saints probably experience the thrill of perceiving themselves as superior due to their restraint, due to not indulging in things that the masses do they are in some way better. That "self-control" really is ultimately about portraying yourself as a better kind of person to the inferior person who indulgesNo, sorry I don't believe in any of that disingenous crap
What's the male equivalent of women going on Tinder " as a joke " ?
>>2194953261. Weekend retreat at their guest house.2. Two Week long retreats staying within the cloister and working with the monks (free labor).3. Met with their vocations director multiple times.4. Spoke with my spiritual director/priest, discerning whether this call is from God.5. Interviews with the senior monks + psychiatrist6. All the paperworkAll in all, it was a two year process filled with a lot of prayer and contemplation.>>219495338I had been attracted to the contemplative life before even joining the Catholic church. Their balance of prayer and work (ora et labora) is something I seek.
>>219495324>>219495332Supposed friends of Chuck Dukowski accused of dual loyalty (antisemitic)
Wagie go to bed. You have to work in a couple hours.
>>219495505I don't like people who project their own mindsets onto others in an attempt to feel superior to them.
Konichiwa dude
>>219495508gooning to tranny porn “as a joke”
>>219495505priest and saints are probably some of the most inferior people on this planet. they own nothing. not even a house. they are paid a measly sum for their work and serve the community for years with nothing in return. and you call that superior?
>>219495534I've done that as a joke and I'm still straight
>>219495511Very cool, thanks for the information and good luck in your future!>>219495539Pearls before swine.
>>219495539Slave
>>219495524>people who project their own mindsets onto othersYes I agree like the "saint" who projects his own obsessive compulsive need for purity >>219495539Well it's not about material possessions is it. Just like most things in life it's about the status and perception that other people have of you as special or different in some way
>>219491927
>>219495511>5. Interviews with […] psychiatristI’ve never considered that monasteries might need countermeasures against IRL schizo spammersStill…https://youtu.be/EULynGtVskU
>>219495311Religiously conservative people tend to be highly devoted. You find that more on 4chan than elsewhere.
I hate this entire continent
I have seen a lot of tits, I am basically bored of pussy
>>219495584how are they superior?
>>219495511What kind of things did the senior monks and psychiatrist ask? Did you have to give them your baptismal certificate or work history?
>>219495128Why do you keep saying are instead of our
>>219495613
A noted community organizer “El Mencho” was murdered by the Mexican government, resulting in fiery but mostly peaceful protests
>>219495605After the abuse scandals, everyone attempting to work for the church has to get a psych evaluation. Especially for those becoming priests/religious.
>>219495640it's a /brit/ thing.
>>219495625I have already explained how
>>219495647>After the abuse scandalsWhat are they screening for, pic related?
>>219495659give me an example
>>219495649are we in /shit/ right now?
>>219495662They tried this on me but the machine exploded because the gay porn made me so mad
>>219495697The RCMP forced me to watch gay porn on the fruit machine for 72 hours straight like the clockwork orange eyes thing and it made me troon out
>>219495673An example of what? I have already explained my logic. Historically saints are OCD types that have an obsessive masochistic need for internal purity, the feeling of superiority is from denying yourself the perfectly normal enjoyment of natural desires and from getting to be a member of a select few that others look up toit's pretty self explanatory
>>219495662Just a standard psych evaluation that you might get for a professional job.>>219495631>What kind of things did the senior monks and psychiatrist ask?I wrote an autobiography for them, so it was mainly questions about that. Outside that, they wanted to know what I enjoyed about the life and how I could contribute to the community. >Did you have to give them your baptismal certificate or work history?Baptismal records, work history, financial records, physical, blood work, recommendations, etc. They really want to make sure you spiritually, mentally, financially, and physically fit for the life. Most people are rejected because they are in debt. I'm one of the few with a bachelor's degree and no debt.
fell for another fucking trap on twitter again god fucking damn it i never notice the penis until i'm about to cum and then i see it and the surprise makes me explode in orgasm against my will god i fucking hate trannies
damn Im tired
>>219495736Have you ever considered that you might be gay?
>discussions of monastic life side by side with discussions of tranny pornJust another day on 4chan
>>219495732>Baptismal records, work history, financial records, physical, blood work, recommendations, etc. They really want to make sure you spiritually, mentally, financially, and physically fit for the life. Most people are rejected because they are in debt. I'm one of the few with a bachelor's degree and no debt.Damn that sounds hardcore. At least I'm not in debt. Hopefully the Carthusians are a little less demanding
>>219495720>the feeling of superiority is from denying yourself the perfectly normal enjoyment of natural desires and from getting to be a member of a select few that others look up toyou are running in circles. they are not supposed to believe they are superior because they are not. if they do believe they are superior, they are committing a sin. read the bible.
new MOMMY just dropped
>>219495736That’s it, I’m strapping you into the Fruit Machine
>>219495732Why does it matter if someone is in debt? Is there some sort of precedent that creditors can sue the monastery if they take in a debtor
>>219495766wtf is she doing nowadays? also OF when?
>>219495765>because they are notThen why call them saints? Why not call them evil . if the status doesnt matter at all and they don't need to feel superior why not get rid of the honorific titles entirely and just call them trash-men?
>>219495785still doing feminism speeches and shilling her biography
>>219495789they are canonized after their death, dum dum. no one is born a saint and no one dies a saint. they are saints because they hold a special connection to the Father.
>>219495789It’s good for society to highlight paragons of virtue, so the average person has an idea of how they’re supposed to live their life. Hardly anyone is capable of forging their own worldview. Only declaring saints after they die is a pretty good compromise in terms of not turning ‘living saints’ into egomaniacs.
>>219495810I am aware they're canonized after death, but you're sidestepping the questionIf they're not supposed to want to feel superior, and that's a bad thing in general then why have honorifics at all? Why call someone the Pope or holy father or any of these things?Because it's about feeling superior to regular people
>>219495810Why are they recognized for their deeds? Why aren't they just called penis anus men?
god its like I'm really on /his/
>>219495825Nta but any "superiority" would come through God's grace and mercy, not the efforts of the person. Paul says specifically that it works this way so that no man can boast.
Most saints were just mentally ill freaks. Many so called saints engaged in self mortification and other lunatic behavior
When the saints go over there
>>219495843>MostNo >ManyDepends what you mean, but not really You're probably a materialist npc, no offense
>>219495833>>219495842>we're so humble but i can't take pleasure in awareness of me being more humble because that's a hecking sin, but also btw i am more humble than you that's why I'm holyWhat a neurotic religion
>>219495825>why have honorifics at all?it is to recognize them nigga. you pray to St. Peter to intercede not because he can perform a miracle. He can't. Only God can perform miracles.>Why call someone the Pope or holy father or any of these things?It's an honorific title but you are not forced to call them that. They are no better than you.>Because it's about feeling superior to regular peopleThey are not superior because they do not hold the power to perform miracles. Miracles can only be performed by God.
phwoargood poobergstein
>>219495765Every order will ask for these things. You'll find that it's far more simple than it sounds.>>219495784Once you take your final vows (about four years in), the monastery takes on all your financial assets/obligations. From a spiritual standpoint, debt that has no intent to be repaid is theft. You'd be in a perpetual state of mortal sin.
>>219495825There is such a thing as benevolent and magnanimous superiority. The term has become rather loaded due to retarded egalitarians, but your boss is objectively your superior within a company. A society has to have hierarchy, and those superior to others don’t have to be corrupt, condescending, etc. Flocks need their shepherds.
wow yeah that's really interesting
>>219495872Sounds really convincing when you strawman it like that
>>219495880meant for >>219495763
>>219495872They wouldn't call themselves humble, most sincere strives for humility come from an intimate knowledge of one's own sin.
>For a bagel that went viralThey're not with snl anymore
>>219495873>They are no better than you.No better than me but gets a cool title, costume, and loads of adoring zealous fans. Huh the cognitive dissonance must be massive to believe this nonsense
>>219495890T. Bored tinder date staring at her phone and chewing gum
Guys, I mad one:>>219495910
>>219495919you gonna real it?
>>219495919I love putting retarded typos in my OPs as engagement bait. It especially seems to ring out if it’s a genuinely plausible typo that’s yucky or sexy
>>219495907Anon, they are dead. All these titles, costumes, etc are earthly and only exist on this plane. Heck, Shiter has more fervent followers than most Saints. Does that make Shitler better than you?
Shared some trappist ale with my grandpa and had a great evening. It put me in a jolly mood so now it's hard to fall asleep. There's a book I'm supposed to read but I'm afraid to wake him up by creeping around.
enough talk, let's take action (gooning)
>>219495942>Shiter*Shitler
>>219495942Cool it with the Hitlerphobic remarks, Jew
>Bethesda still tries to sell starfield at $70
>>219495942If he's really no better than you should have no objection to stripping the pope of his fake earthly honorifics, costumes, and wealthAfter all he is just another man
What should I know about attending a Catholic service Can I just dress nice, walk in and sit down like a protestant service
>>219495963How about Shartfield and it’s set in
>>219495427He really superglued a dysfunctional nation into something semi-competent.
>>219495962I'm not Jewish>>219495964Literally no one has an objection. The Pope is no holier than me or you. Only the Father can be the arbiter.
>>219495964Nta but your premise that those things have to do with being better is a false one. They are mostly traditional and vocational. A lawyer doesn't dress nicer than a plumber because he's better.
>>219495986>Literally no one has an objectionI think many Catholics would object if someone tried to strip the Pope of his title and belongings
>>219495964Are you making an argument for having no churches at all, or just vows of poverty
>>219495963>daggerfall (the best TES game) is literally free>>219495975Yes. All that really matters is to sit and stand when everyone else does and to cross your arms when everybody walks up to the priest. That signals that you havent had catholic communion so you'll just get a blessing instead. Besides that just don't show up late and genuflect when you get into the pew or altar steps.
>>219495992>They are mostly traditional and vocational.Ah yes the palace and all the regalia is just a little vocational quirk just like a wagie's uniform huh
>>219495975Business casual is fine. Sit in the back and follow the motions of the person in front of you. You can find the prayers in the missal (it's the book others are holding). You can go to the front with everyone and do what >>219496013 said, or you can just stay in your seat. Nobody really cares.
eating ice creamalso im sleep af but just want to chill
>>219496030Yes all of these fulfill a function whether practical or symbolic and are not because anyone is inherently "better". And if anyone were better, it would be through God's grace, not themselves.
>looking at cool knives or zippoes at flea market as a kid>randomly confederate/white power/nazi memorabilia mixed inDoes this still exist? I definitely saw this at least 2 different flea markets
your threadly reminder that jason is literally too stupid to finish daggerfall's tutorial
Cuck ass nigga Fuck yu talmbout
Never forget the Oklahoma City bombing.
On this season of deadliest catch
>>219496057Confederate flag is still a thing, even here on the west coast.
>>219496120The deadliest thing you can catch is AIDS
>>219496057Cool image
>papists
>>219496103Never forget the Okinawa City Raping
give me one reason not to smoke weed and goon right now
>>219496103Crazy how nobody's really replicated the method he used considering how successful it was in causing destruction.>>219496120That and whale wars were peak television for a minute there.
>>219496160The world needs the fruit of your particular talents
>>219496167With trap doors under the mats, i hope
You guys set off the bot.
>>219496160Weed inhibits rem sleep
>>219496053>not because anyone is inherently "better"Medieval Christians definitely thought some people were inherently better
>>219496181I've noticed though that you need less sleep on weed. Like how opium helps you stay awake.
>>219496142pr*testants are in no position to criticizes this
>>219496192Christians can go to hell you know. Believing in Christ does not give a ticket to heaven.
>>219496160You would offend the saintly pure ears itt and also God who deplores gooning in all its earthly forms
>>219496163>Crazy how nobody's really replicated the method he used considering how successful it was in causing destruction.You don't know the extent to which Americans are being spied upon. Totally illegal methods would be used to prevent another attack like that. The major caveat being that the FBI/CIA/ATF/etc are probably in fact behind domestic terror attacks, which are then used to lobby for greater surveillance over the population.
>>219496201"Protestant" isn't a monolithic organization
>>219496207The midievals believed in purgatory more than post reformation Christians do. Many bad spirits were just trapped to some form of torture before the second coming of Christ would redeem them. It was also easier to remove sins (killing was a mortal sin but pardoning was the rule and not the exception). The big deal was about burials and stuff for baptized and the purity rules.
>>219496259>>219496259>The big deal was about burials and stuff for baptized and the purity rules.True but none of that matters if you commit mortal sins AND do not seek forgiveness. It's free will.
Christ-kikes burst into tears when they involuntarily cum and accidentally commit a sin that the all knowing father may see. Grim stuff
>>219496259Forgot to say nta, sorry.>>219496227I just mean like people go postal and shoot but don't just use fertilizer and gasoline to kill many more. Im surprised that they don't use the best methods available to them.>>219496283Yeah but that time period has a lot of folk legends about ghosts and stuff where theyre purgatorial spirits. I don't really get the impression they had a rigid concept of damnation like the reformation created. They may even have figured people that die in a state of impurity had some sort of path back. Basically in all Christian societies most people think the people they love will get to heaven somehow. It's not the dogma but seems natural to most people.
https://youtu.be/3QZOu38PVHothread theme
Is Shakira the most attractive woman to ever live?
>>219496376>They may even have figured people that die in a state of impurity had some sort of path back. Basically in all Christian societies most people think the people they love will get to heaven somehow. It's not the dogma but seems natural to most people.It is true even today. Which is why you pray for souls. All Souls Day exists for that very reason. God is the ultimate judge and he judges fairly and with mercy.
goodnight
>>219496436No, Gwen Stefani is.
celebrities arent attractive
>>219496207I was referring more to the medievals hierarchial view of the world. Great Chain of Being and all that the core idea of universal salvation open for all christians is egalitarian I suppose it's a question of how that core idea got interpreted onto the existing society
>>219496476So true
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>>219496589Are you also the Canadian buttholes poster
>>219496436Early 20s Björk
>>219496606no, that nigga is mentally ill
>>219496600>>219496600New
>>219496446I never got the hint on that one abt all souls day. Thanks for the post.
