new edition
Gabby Agbonlahor looking like a chubster nowWas rapid back in the day
WARNING WARNINGPLEASE VACATE THE SPARKZONEWARNING WARNINGPLEASE VACATE THE SPARKZONE
its happening again
>>219508681
>>219508680Any oats man in
Eating cured meats with a selection of cheeses and chutneys like a proper lower middle class twat
>>219508723>autistic coffee lesbian is autisticMore at 11
>>219508721What is?
get the reparations paid rorke
Evaded my ban that I got for talking about Sean Allan aka MarmiteMan aka HelperLad aka mong boy and it lush x
>>219508744god you're a fucking cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_JNpPN7Dfo
playing some geetarx
>>219508794play us a tune x
>>219508770shant
>>219508780More of this one please carlybender
>>219508794Play us a song then
>>219508812don't have any other pics of her/them sorry
>>219508766requests. for the service you provide.
>>219508771janny's finally cracked on that his frog spamming is an avatar at least
yank ahoy
Bitter lemon isn't as bitter as it used to be. Used to pucker your lips like you were kissing a distant relative
>>219508802https://voca.ro/1g05G3czXxuKx
Now is the best time to make shit load of good memories with your mates. Go to festivals and gigs, go camping, day trip to the arcade. Pile in a car, get McDonald’s and find a nice view. Have sleepovers. Have beach days. Have days where you stay in the garden all day and all night too. Go fishing. Go river jumping. Go on long walks, borrow a dog. Be silly. Have parties. Take loads of pictures. Forget you even have a phone.
nice samsung galaxy s23 ive got the same one
tung tung tung sahur
did they ever find her?
my cortisol was spiked
Luv the 2nd half of this me
>>219508825Such as?
Are mozza
Ariana grande pics spammed in 3…2…1…
>>219508853I did all that shite when I was young. Im still a bitter depressed 30 something now.
>>219508884
>>219508853*sips negroni*
>>219508866Find who?
>>219508871I prefer the first half. Usually end up zoning out after the vietnam prostitute.
keep that freak away from me
excuse me while I whip this out
>>219508680Maddy was a qt
>>219508589ffs i told you to get on the willard pills weeks ago.viagra is a brand name for sildenafil, you dolt.The Independent Pharmacy dot co dot uk10%off now, promo code GM10.post a screenshot for proof of order or i will never reply to you again ladPOST IT NOW
I’m going to be very kind lovely angel lamb tonight.
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING>porn images>KLOP images >porn images [Deleted]>KLOP images [Deleted] >UmSCREAMING
>>219508938:/
lamb > muttonExtrapolate
>>219508945
>>219508771>my banSCREAMING
>>219508901the girl who likes like her doesn't go to my gym anymore :(
corrus brits love our illegal immigrants fed bed and shagged
just had quite a substantial poo but normally im a very regular morning pooer so hope my poo schedule isn't fucked
>>219508872
>>219508901This is a heathernonce gimmick
let's all get up and do a little dance
Just seen a peng brown girl at me uni
>>219508901She looking to the sky
>>219508981This is me. No more illegal ponies, no weird porn, no unkindness.
>>219508904
We’re reaching levels of bureaucracy once thought unattainable
>>219508723kek reminds me.of when i worked in a gastropub once and woman came in and asked for the burger like wiv nuffink elseso i told the chefs just prepare the patty on its own when she wanted the bread too
>>219509047
my mates have zero respect for me
>>219509024You are a heathernonce gimmick
drinking again arent i
parentals outcant be arsed to cook so i'm having a beer instead
>>219509070why's that then lad?
uh oh
paying for pizza with klarna, end of the month init
ponies are now legal worldwide
>>219509134because they know they are my only mates while they have plenty of other social groups
>>219509148EQUESTRIA RADIO
>>219509177sturdy, cylindrical drinking vessel with a handle, commonly used for hot beverages like coffee or tea, typically holding 8–12 oz
>>219509107Need to knock that on its head, son.
being told to kill myself in a video game because i havent played it in a year and am very rusty
AJ STYLES CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP AJ STYLES CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP AJ STYLES CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP AJ STYLES CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP AJ STYLES CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>219509177cwltpwtpc
48.8%? Really? Wow
>>219509177if i was in charge wenchoids like diss would.be first on the deportation list
>>219509196was it Overwatch
BRVTALLFB never recovered from this mog
Rorke spent 10 years going on about elite pedo rings and now he wants us all to drop it and move on
>>219509228It was almost definitely league
I’m a virgin freak
>>219509228hello kitty island adventure
ah yes, it's that time of year again. got a snow warming for tonight as well
>>219508853Have two
>>219509195got mental elf
*shouts the N word*
>>219509241the wrong people were there
>>219509196ktwm playing fortnire my teammates didn't even know each other but we're all telling me how shit I am and that I should quit the game. dont play with vc now me x
off to an AA meeting
gyattdaym starmer didn't even have any king of bump. Not once. No points. Just a line. Truss ain't even make it to the map
>>219509107sounds splendid
Oh my fuck never delete cookiesWhat the fuck is this captcha
>>219509302Britain do be getting new PMs then turning around and saying "i hate that nigga"
neoliberal bull logging in
hes so greasy
>>219509316Ah you learned the hard wayI'm just glad Clover's back
>>219509357probably over does it with cleansers creamers etc
>>219509364The original one needed a 110 IQ, fine, but these ones now are 145 IQ.
post
>>219509357he reads every word you post
>219509341This post contains a call to invasion (“raid”) and should be reported as such and the admin should take action (range ban him) as i have been saying for years
watched that 28 Years Later: Bone Templewas alri, watchable. Not quite as good as the previous 28 Years Later however still worth my time.
>>219509130Shagathon
>>219509302How stupid are the cattle thinking this time it’ll be different
>>219509390I'll take your word for it, I don't even want to imagine to see what shit they've cooked up now
BAFTA bulls clocking in?
>>219509367sex
>>219509406it's shite
>>219509191Cup?
>>219509406that was basically kermode's review too you've got a talent for this
>>219509398hello mr thiel im a huge fan
Doing surprisingly well on tinder today. That black girl i made those rorke comments about earlier is gagging for it.
>>219509443just call me Marked Commode
you’re just a fucki can’t explain it cause i think you suck
>>219509406$25 to watch it on prime. literally what are they thinking
wish i could suck my horses balls in rdr2
Ey mate cut the bollocks yea...or u & me gonna get into a proper kerfuffle innit
think I've realised the escort I see is a massive narcissist
making burgers when i can be bothered to get up
>>219509300Good lad
>>219509455Did you send my line about zippy from TV?Will you send it?
>>219509483Ass burgers?
>>219509455>Zippy
>>219509472corr, watched it for free via illegal video piracy and digital copyright infringement (in minecraft) me
>>219509406the first one was shite as wellthe jimmy saville gang at the end was so fucking cringe
>>219509455why is it in euros
Martin Lewis Occupied Government
>>219509516ummy
They should make a movie about tourretes to raise awareness about the condition
leakydem on a bashy one? yeah? x
>>219509516lol
>>219509482oh fuck off you little cunt
>>219509455>fat black woman messaging you on tinderoh callooh callay
Away from Peter Mandelson, the government has just made a significant policy announcement that we want to bring you.The major streaming platforms will be brought under regulation by Ofcom, the culture secretary is announcing.This means that the biggest platforms like Netflix, Amazon Prime, Disney+, and many more will be required to follow the content rules that are in place for traditional broadcasters.The regulation change, which reflects the huge shift in viewing habits in recent years, will be brought in via secondary legislation.This will mean that the platforms with more than 500,000 UK users will have to comply with Ofcom's Broadcasting Code requiring protection against harmful or offensive material, as well as rules around accessibility requirements, such as subtitles.The maximum fine per breach of a rule will be £250,000 or 5% of qualifying revenue, the government says.
>>219509455Bint's name is Pat
>>219509569eastenders ahh name
My stepdad is convinced the NHS are trying to kill him, so he keeps giving away everything he owns so its easier for us to close out his estate when the villains at NHS HQ get their way. It's sad, but I've gotten a really nice set of speakers out of it, so its hard to feel too bad
>Zippy
>>219509558Just desperate to get raped in mayVery bizarre behaviour
LOL
>>219509592erm the NHS provide the highest quality of care to all end-users, not sure what the allegation is here
>>219509601
>>219509493No, if i'm honest I didn't get it.>>219509497Yeah, she is African black. Bit chebs, big arse, but not fat. >>219509514Flowers for my Irish aunt.>>219509557not fat>>219509569my opening line was "my gran was called Pat lol"surprised she replied
>>219509592god I need a nice set of speakers or maybe a soundbar
I’ve never heard of a Tourette’s person who can’t stop shouting ‘I love you’ or ‘have a great day’
Zippy sound like an 90s street walker name
Quite fancy some vanilla ice cream
>>219509558why do they think they're the internet police?
The fuck is wrong with East Germans, are they fucking retarded?
>Man charged in death of 3-year-old girl who was bound and beaten, deputies say
Sometimes a NEET has to lie in bed all day. Just has to be done!
https://vocaroo.com/1dOum5h4zIGy
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdMKCId8LhE
why did they even bring that tourettes bloke to the baftasclearly there just to cause troublehe should be locked up in a home to not cause harm to blacks etc.
yanks will redeem the world
>When they arrived at the residence, Sells pulled out a handgun and shot Keith in the head twice. He then emasculated him before shooting him once more in the head. Keith's 3-year-old son, Peter Dardeen, was bludgeoned to death and Sells also attacked Elaine Dardeen, Keith's 30-year-old pregnant wife. It was such a severe beating she went into labor and gave birth to her daughter; Sells beat the newborn to death.
right let's see her willy
entering my pickled onion monster munch era
just got home
>>219509702It’s mostly just delusional DDR boomers + the occasional tankie.
>>219509702You're dreaming if you think Germany is a united country. There's good reason every young woman flees East Germany ASAP.
>>219509757
>>219509702when they reunited the west germans kept all the money for themselves to spite the east germansthen flooded all of former east germany with immigrantsits really no wonder they feel hard done by
>>219509758LOL
I’ve got no matesAnyone I’ve tried to get close to has rejected me I’ve got no social skills
>>219509702they're right. take your degenerate nazi westoid shithole and shove it up your arschenholeberg
>>219509732fit, fit, fit as fuck.
Zippy is short for Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bWyhj7siEY
Need some advice regarding the escort lads. I just don't think she'll ever see me as anything more than a client. I think she deliberately manipulates my emotions in the way she texts and she comes across as a real moody cunt at times. I guess I have three options: 1. Keep seeing her, just accept I'm a client who she probably doesn't care about beyond the money. At best I'd be her favourite client. Try to suppress my emotions. 2. Just cut things off with her. Would be harsh but would maybe hurt her and make her reconsider how she treats people. Don't really want to do this but it would stop my obsession with her. 3. Tell her that I like her as a person and am unsure how to process my emotions about her. This risks her potentially refusing to see me if she thinks I am too clingy. Alternatively, maybe she'd reciprocate. I don't know how much intimacy escorts normally give but last time she seemed to open up a lot and told me lots of personal things as well as cupping my face with her hands which she didn't do before. I honestly don't know what to do. Neither sounds good.
>>219509516Aw hell yeah, although the bottom one looks like she would smell like man.
>>219509761Defining my giz a one era
>>219509830bruh
Any "whoring myself out to my gf" man in?
>>219509830Just hang yourself
>>219509809only mate i had of 15 years stopped talking to me recentlygot no mates now aha xjsut the booze and that aha x
>>219509830have a pint of cyanide
>>219509765>the people that actually lived there are the delusional ones not the ones raised on fox jews and blacked cope
>>219509620>erm the NHS provide the highest quality of care to all end-userslol, lmao even
>>219509884nobody is raised on blacked you rorke freak
>>219509702Have you ever heard of the welfare state?You now have the same censorship in thr West as you did back in the east without the financial security.
>>219509876i think all us friendless lot have friends on /brit/the /brit/ pals
>>219509892you were
>>219509830severely mentally unwell
>>219509901>>219509876alri lads :)
>>219509892>tf>tp
you cannot be aggro Louis
>>219509891Hello neoliberal-thatcherite
is tap dancing a worth while hobby?
NEW | Gorton + Denton polling:Grn: 28% (+15)Lab: 28% (-23)Ref: 27% (+13)Source: Opinium Research, 16-24 Feb +/- vs GE2024
>>219509919I'm just saying, if we'd been in Ireland when my mum got sick, she'd probably still be alive\
>>219509901>>219509912hello frends :3
>>219509901yeah if they ban 4chan then i'll probably just do myself ingot no one else to talk to other than the lads on here x
>>219509926Fred Astaire during WW1:
>>219509926you might get stolen by vincent gallo if you're lucky
>>219509999
>>219509999.
>>219509852>>219509869>>219509880>>219509903:(I need advice lads
>>219509914any more 4chanisms you want to post mate
>>219509991bin her off
>>219509991just stop seeing escorts you fucking moron
>>219509991>pays for sex
>>219509997your mum got raw piped by lukakau and mombasad with you in the next room loooooool
ive literally done nothing with my evening. i have no friends.
>>219510098ktim every evening for the past 7 years
White people be like dude lets smoke this skeletor skullfuck ice dust gelato kush in my double stem pipe bongulator
>>219510098k t i mtim
Timmy's crush
>>219510098on the booze myselfwhat else is there to do
>>219510098been like that since high school ended
ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT US!
>zoomer colleague who decided to get uber eats instead of have dinner with the team isn't coming out for drinks because he wants an early nightOmds this generation is braaaaaazy
>>219510071that wasn't the belgian you fool
>>219510128george bush doesn't care about tourettes outburst people
just nipped to the shop to pick up a parcel
>>219510107black people be like yo dawg we finna rape and kill this white women because of slavery
i drink brandyi drink beerno drink me wine no smoke me weedno sniff me coke
>>219510098ktim but ive had quite a productive evening. i also have many friends.
every time i meet someone new, they can tell immediately i am a loner with fuck all going on in my life
someone vocaroo this (in the style of rock dj by robbie williams):You got no love, then you're with the wrong man it's time to move pon bodyIf you can't get a girl but your best friend can it's time to move pon body
>>219510129That’s sad :(
>>219510165FFS I was stuck behind 2 zoomer girls that spent 10 minutes trying to pick one of these shits up
on the gin
>>219510186why can't you do it?
are nancy x
>UK government announces ban on 'incest simulation' in porn
>>219510186https://vocaroo.com/1jny0mNWuyDR
how do i make friendsdont really get along with the people at workwouldnt mind having some people to hang out with now and then
>>219510228babbys first porno
>>219510071some patter
>>219510228why is the uk government full of these Nancy state busybodies
>>219510254don't be such a freak and people will start wanting to be around you
>>219510254unless you have a crowd of friends already you can't make more, you can only make more if you use your friends to find new people
>>219510191It's pathetic
https://vocaroo.com/16yvA13WufvQ
>>219510228nothing wrong with this
>>219510228>Shall we work on the cost of living, stagnating wages, unaffordable housing, immigration>No, let's spend all our energy obsessing with online safety
>>219510265yeah so what
Would shag her
>>219510268
>the actress who played the history student April in Peep Show is now 50 years oldfucks sake
all wrapped up in bed
bloody depressing in here tonight
>>219510360would shag her vaginally with my cock
lil kim don't fuck around with real gs we can snatch your ugly ass off the streets, so fuck beats
Emily drank too many cocktails and got separated from her friends. Luckily Turnip was passing by and invited her to his traphouse.
>>219510360Something a bit creepy about her though
>>219510228this includes the step stuff btw Poor Sydney Harwin, first manyvids turns on her content now the government does too
What's the best WW2 film
Noticed all the people kicking off about the tourretes fella are retarded yanks
>>219510366*slips in*
>>219510228oh as long as i can sling one up my cousin (and marry her, im not an animal) that's fine thenit's the incest simulation porn thats the issue here
>>219510378you need to die
>>219510362what's the difference
>>219510424leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>219510268Always has been, even in the 80s they were banning VHS films left right and centre. Censorship is basically an industry in this hellhole country.
>>219510387Empire of the Sun
nth for Yuno!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrWkja4f_tU
>>219510424lol white gash luv dem, rememba dey get wid dem voluntarily at first, it's only later dey get passed around
i won't deny it (i'm a str8 rider) ((you don't wanna fuck with me)) (((got the police busting at me))) ((((but they can't do nothin to a G))))
need hugs
>>219510454tf is this
>>219510463dat truth timmies don't want to hear
>>219510437Leftypol buys the attackers a matcha latte and asks them if they need support
>>219510489
just keep getting fatter ducks SAKE
>>219510492you are profoundly mentally ill. you should really be sectioned and forced to take medication for your BPD.
Emma Raducanu has left Nike and signed a new clothing deal with Uniqlo.The world No 25 may be struggling with inconsistency on court but her commercial appeal remains strong, judging by the reported £2.6m deal with the Japanese company.
>>219510489definitely not what I was referring to
>>219510505ktimcan't stop eating like
>>219510460>>219510502raped melty perhaps?
>>219510408impersonator >>219510378sup crodie
>>219510520why did google shit that out then bender boy? x
subway ham and cheese melty
>>219510422One's a guy, the other is a gayguy
>>219510517>you are profoundly mentally ill.its almost as if he's too mentally ill to get your message..and yet you tell him this everyday. hmm. really starting to question your sanity
>>219510519She peaked too soon, Laura Robson 2.0
>>219510362this is just rage bait not anything anybody believes, you can tell because the mtf and ftm signs
BPD mentioned
>>219510505cheese and quackers i take it?
>>219510565terfs and second wave feminists believe this
Want to lose my fat belly but I don't want to take up jogging or running and end up with Joggers Face
>>219510565
>>219510535sup crodieheard dey stopped di bus at bashington lane. katy no phone dada
in bed x
belgium is the original epstein island
>>219510571honking in a niggers face
>>219510574just get lipo
>>219510375isn't it "so fuck peace"
right this bottle of wine has goen thenbarely even feel it got mental elfs and all thatfucks sake
>>219508677>>219508677>>219508677
>when u hear di hymen it a go snapmmhmm, anuva hymen sorted. bravo!
>>219510595yes
>>219510595yeah
>>219510505on the 'govy, me
>>219510583dada tek bashy in thailanddada on airplane mode x
why do they do that thing with their lips and tongue why do they do it what do they mean by it
>>219509229Apparently she lost her shit when Sherilyn Fenn was getting way more attention than her during the show's run, and demanded more money and more airtime in the second season.
>>219510454good choice
>>219510573terfs don't believe in a spectrum or that trans people exist tho
