/brit/latex edishold: >>219508677
he got the 'tex posted
>>219512830looks like Elden John farted on it
>219512693the uygher genocide is utter bollocks and taiwan also doesn’t recognise the prc (or mongolia) as a country fucking hell get a clue
any of you lads preparing for Race War?
get the sodding 'tex posted
i am bored and lonely and everyone is mean to me
>>219512780it's so obvious his story is a complete fabrication but the fact that somebody bothered to invent such a boring, mundane, pathetic character and obsessively plays them every single day is even more repulsive than if it were real
See the luck I’ve hadCould make a good man turn bad
>>219512860go to the gym
When was the last time someone IRL told you that you're funny?
>>219512854yh I’m bringing my Mazda MX-5, should be able to get through to the later rounds and set some good times
>>219512865why
>>219512856ok i will!
>>219512860That’s the story of my life
I don't understand escortmong's attachment to this one escort. He keeps saying it's because he lost his virginity to herI lost my virginity to a fun-time lass, one night stand type thing (or 24 hour stay over at my place). I knew it was just a fling and didn't develop any attachment.I didn't get paranoid about stds.immediately after and pestered her about in the weeks after which makes me cringe but she took it well desu. Funnily enough I made a mate a few years later who told me he also developed an irrational fear of stds after losing his virginity and did a full battery of std tests (as I did). I think it's hyperchondria or autism or something.
>>219512860well that's a lie
>>219512854Got my snacks read, I'm just going to watch it on the telly
>>219512860i'm bored and lonely no one is mean to me. i'm usually mean to every one else. which is why i'm bored and lonely
>>219512891its one of spakis gimmicks
>>219512856
>>219512907 how soyou are always mean to me and so's the other one (even moreso)
>>219512929i'm not even that mean to you you just frustrate me sometimes
>>219512891*machine guns you to death against a wall, your dying body flopping around like a fish as round after round screams through your flesh*
>>219512798how are you with upgrading mobile phones? im really bad and keep the same phone for ages out of habit and dreading having to switch everything over to a new phone. even though now i think they make it very easy for you to transfer files and apps over to a new phone. I still fear it.
imagine being bullied at work like having some bloke there that you dread to see every day, who goes out of his way to fuck with youmental that it actually happenswwyed(what would you even do)
>>219512862Adult men playing make believe on the internet and clinging on to the most cringe narratives possible. Grim.
imagine actually believing in a uygher genocide or that the maidan coup wasn’t initiated by the cia. like are you retarded, or just an acolyte of jeffo epstein?
Going to shower soon need to just get it over with instead of putting it off
the weirdest thing is when you half-heartedly sit down on the toilet on a whim not really expecting muh to happen, then masses of shit suddenly start pouring out of your anus. it always leave me in astonishment
Ha ha ..Gary Eats !! You AregreatatFootballcommentary .. Like John Motson ..
>>219512945yeah i don't like doing ityou can do it in the shop i think
>>219512974wash behind your ears!
boring, catty, mental, needs a brick thrown through their windowjust a few of the many mean things you've called me
>>219512891its not realhis story has changed multiple timeshe saw the escort "for the first time" multiple times weeks aparthe asks the exact same questions over and over again even after people give him the same answershe made it all up
Might make a Twitch account
>>>219512786how did you screw up with test and get gyno?
>>219512974Talking of men playing make believe on the internet
Tottenham cakes are great, I've eaten them all my life (a London boy you see)They're similar to the fairy cake slices with pink icing on top that they served in school
>>219512927whomst
>>219512976sounds like you're literally driven by instinct and have a lower level of consciousness than the rest of uspossible fertilizer candidate
>>219512959smash the cunts face in
>>219513014>fertilizerFOY
>>219512976when i eat like shit my shits are all sticky and it’s hard to wipe. when i eat healthy i barely have to wipe. only reason i eat vegetables desu
never called you boringthe others though yesmostly in jest though!
>>219512992>he asks the exact same questions over and over again even after people give him the same answersto be fair that's not unusual with runts like him, ruthmong does the same thingi do hope it's all fake though because it is genuinely mental and depressing if he's for real
kill jews... IN REAL LIFE
>>219512984Are you into gaming or nah?With gaming I'm the same as with computer, just not interested. I'm not sure why. I enjoyed playing PS1 and PS2 and then just stopped there. Never been interested in gaming since.
fuck off yes you have
>>219512989>>219513023>>219513037this conversation could have been had over discord
Do you lads go to live concerts
i'm sure to win
>>219513054yeahdon't really like them as much as i feel like i should
>>219513036I stopped after ps1 and never went backI don't like gaming, no
>>219513037ok i genuinely didn't that's the other one
love them
>>219513054i've only ever been to Katy Perry back in 2014. i bought Offspring tickets last year but couldn't be fucked going lol
>>219513043freeloading little bastard no wonder rnhs is going down the tubes with timewasters like this taking up space
I've been listening to this song nonstop ever since hearing about that story last week of the AI bot that wrote a seething hit piece about some guy on its own blog and now I see Daft Punk have released a video for it the song is ancienthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsXubuXq1lMI'm scared now
>>219513057ktim with the inpost lootboxes where the grand prize is a flat
As a millennial who isn't that interested technology and is happy to use old laptops and mobiles, I think I would have struggled growing up as a zoomer.In millennial times, the only thing you had to worry about judged on were your clothes. Now you'd be judged on what phone you have, how many followers and likes you've got, etc.And don't get me started on the haircuts. Millennials didn't really have a fixed hairstyle for boys, you could just get it cut how you wanted. The normal haircuts were plain and boring. Hair gel was optional.If a zoomer doesn't have the brocoli haircut, I'd imagine they get ostracised pretty badly at school.
>>219513081want to shag her face
remigration now
>>219513110*their
ok keep ignoring me
>>219513126i replied to you mate? wtf
this is sad you knowHis wife dies, he loses his best friend Catherine O'Hara a few days back, and now he's only gone and lost his daughter.To sudoku no less.Hopefully Meryl gives him a shoulder to cry on.
There's usually a bit of toilet paper already inside my toilet so when I go to poo it lands on the paper which is like an island and doesn't get submerged in the water so I can smell the poo really strongly
>>219513126the other one called me boring and you agreed then called me a mean personbye
>>219513119never gonna happen
>>219513135don't care
I can't believe the actor who played the dad in Lizzie Maguire just killed himself
>>219513155because you were mean to me
>>219513145tried using a flush
discord drama again? very boring!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_JNpPN7Dfo
>>219513135bitch done blown her head smoove off
>>219513180the worst part is that i quite literally did nothing!
>>219513145Who is leaving the toilet paper in there
>>219513180
lizzie maguire is the best kubrick film
so yeah not really surprising that the most evil countries geopolitically are run by people who eat babies
zilean fast
need to dispose of a collection of empty rum bottles currently stashed under my bed
>>219513225recycling
>homer bimpson
white people be like Eyes Wide Shut is my dogs favourite Kubrick film
+1 I support this edish
>>219513207I do. I always put toilet paper inside the toilet and don't always flush it away. I even put paper in there before taking a shit as it prevents splashback. Just too much sometimes, and it creates a poo island above the waterline.
August 16th, 2002.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7e9NX60dXJ4&pp=ygULaWFuIGh1bnRsZXk%3D
>>219513240kek
no sexy ponies
let's FUCKING go
>>219513247
That’s pony content outside of /mlp/ now isn’t it
Right well that's Obama eliminated from the Boshin War isn't it
I'm sure i didn't imagine a porn channel where the guy wore spyglasses and recorded sex with women. It was porn but he pretended he was secretly recording them. This was some time in the late 00s
they can be posted
>>219513180thumbnail looks like a tranny shooting fat ropes of hot sticky cum from her thick cock
Sleeping in my bed
>>219513302it's not that thick
>>219513290great game got a fots camp going now
quite skinny actually
>>219513291Porn is immoral and unchristian, I suggest you wash your hands of it all together.Lent is the perfect season to do so after all.
>>219513305ktim
>>219513283
>>219513305leftypol throwing his phone in the air, screeching, and stomping off up and down his bedroom at this post
Wild to think that less than 1% of black and brown people living in the country have an ancestor that lived here in the 1950’s.Everyone over the age of 90 are white, and everyone under age of 9 are brown.
you all bent for lent?
considering a THIRD cup of tea for the day
>>219513311>>219513326ummers
>>219513337The woke mob trying to ban sleeping now are they? Thats leftypol for you
>>219513340So what?
are you mad at me? :(
>>219513043horrible rat needs punting out of the door
>>219513340>everyone under age of 9 are brownmy new cousin isn't brown
>>219513354We had more immigration last year than all immigration from 1066 to 1945
>>219513287not that bad/10
>>219513340Yes it's mentalIt happened so quickly
Had one of those split steam pisses, it was messy. Dry by morning or mummy will clean it
>>219513043omg :3
turgid willies
>>219513372So what?
>>219513376alri norgebro whats up with your PM and King deciding to unalive themselves
right well that's me playing against a mundo support in ranked isn't it
>>219513371My 2 nieces are half black, and me? I’m childless, frog posting on 4chud hehe
>I've met funny Germans>I've met cunty Canadians>I've met non-pretentious Frenchoids>I've met intelligent yanksmental that stereotypes are utter bollocksexcept for stereotypes about brown countries. they're all correct.
>>219513397alri tory malteser #24
sent a message to my black friend
>>219513366Your shits fucked now boy
>>219513402misah worlwy
I THINK I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING, AND I MIGHTVE MADE SUSCH A HUGE MISTAKE
The winter olympics are great because it's just people from nations with an average IQ above 100 playing in the snow and having fun
>>219513135literally can't imagine anything worse than that
Do you have a best friend?
I was only a kid in the 90s, but you felt that the country was still solidly white and that whites were still firmly in charge of everything. It felt reassuring.
Imagine how peng it would be if only european nations existed
>>219513305should have donated your room and bed to syrian refugees
>>219513447nah. of my 3 friends, 2 are best friends with each other and the other one has a completely different best friend
>>219513450This + women knew their place
>>219513453>no full english>no st georgeyou've done yourself there rorke
right thats me steaming on a work nightmight have to pull a cheeky sicky
>>219513450We unironically had ZERO Muslim MP’s in the 90’s / early 00’s.We now have 25.Says it all…
>>219513283Triple stack monster burger that's based
>>219513400just wasted 48 minutes of my lifenot worth it
Bear Grylls apparently just found out about the rape gangs and his first thought is 'surely the police are onto them'How fucking out of touch are all these celebrities?https://x.com/BearGrylls/status/2026339714278601101
>>219513453wouldnt be peng, how are young european men supposed to go on exotic adventures
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fbOM12ziMNA&list=RDfbOM12ziMNA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUYQnJhaW4gc3RldyB2bGFjayBnYW5nc3RhoAcB
Even in the 90s there was fairly few wogs
67E Possession or publication of pornographic images of sex between relatives(1) It is an offence for a person (P) to be in possession of an image if— 107Crime and Policing Bill(a) the image is pornographic, within the meaning of section 63,(b) the image portrays, in an explicit and realistic way, a person (A) sexually penetrating—(i) the vagina or anus of another person (B) with a part of A’s body or anything else, or(ii) B’s mouth with A’s penis,(c) a reasonable person looking at the image would think that A and B were real, and(d) a reasonable person—(i) looking at the image, and(ii) taking into account any sound or information associated with the image, would think that A and B were related, or pretending to be related, in a way mentioned in subsection (2).(2) That is to say, A being related to B as parent, grandparent, child, grandchild, brother, sister, half-brother, half-sister, uncle, aunt, nephew or niece.
She shits at least once a day.
>>219513305You're such an interesting person
>>219513492just play aram mayhemwaste all the same time but with none of the stress
>>219513340ermm we're a country of migrants sweaty x
give me attention please i'm sad and dysphoric
>>219513495incredibly out of touch. decades out of step with the native population
>>219513508not everyone has a daily poo. a scatological expert such as yourself should know this
>>219513485Funny thing is everyone knew it would happen but didn’t correct course.
>>219513472
watching an autism youtuber and they jumpscared me by advertising a sex toy
>>219512813Is this an old photo of her? If not, it seems to me that she looks younger and younger every year
fggfhffdfhgfh
>>219513519what's your favourite album of allllll time?
>>219513503ok for pakis to marry their cousins and shit out inbred money sinks though
>>219513519what a loser
rorke holding bear grylls into a headlock and forcefeeding him redpills as we speak
what i don't understand about the mass invasion of the UK is that you're an island AND have a whole continent full of other countries between you and the brown hordesother countries that are happy to hand out welfare to any and everyonethe US was fucked no matter what due to the massive land border with brownoids, but you niggas have no borders
crying and the downstairs neighbour is going WOO
>>219513519same
>>219513508Emma Watson is so midAlso hello
>>219513540When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right
>>219513527This was before pre-woke
actually i think i like The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do more
think i'm going to start spending less time here and will start going out into the real world to find things to do. this can't be all there is to life
Got a job at the Home Office
What happened to these Brazilian sisters?
>>219513519Funee munkey :))
>>219513564>>219513581me too
>>219513554you ok? :)
>>219513550The three people who enabled the invasion were Peter Mandelson, Jack Straw, and Barbara Roche. Any guesses on the ethnicity of these New Labour architects…
>>219513563arrogant brown fuck
>>219513550I’ve been asking myself the same thing for the past decade and I’m still not sure what the fuck is wrong with our ruling overlords.
>>219513595yeah just playing the sims u?
>>219513609played some fantasy life reached master rank in fishing and farming :>
acually steaming i'm fucked what is wrong with me ive got work in 8 hours
>>219513563later that night she probably rubbed her minge silly while fantasising about white blokes shagging her rotten
Right well that's my ip address isn't it
>>219513586They were MI5 agents which is why they've pretty much vanished.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V62kLvDj2Jg
>>219513614the universal human desire to do fish minigame
quite depressed and bored
>>219513485>The House of Commons is an elected body consisting of 650 members known as members of Parliament (MPs)wow 4% of mp are migrants its over bros uk has fallen
Why is he hacking IPs in this thread ;_;
yeah best place to put a spy is all over the tv and internet
chopping trees to farm logs to make furniture to level up my carpentry to make a better axe to chop higher level trees to farm logs to
I heard even normies are getting pretty racist now wouldn't know myself as I don't go outside you see
There's a lot I don't get about mass immigration to the UK. Like how do these millions and millions people in third-world countries apply to come here? Because 99% of them come here by plane, not by channel crossings. It's all arranged with the UK ahead of time. What if the UK just said no, sorry, we're not taking any more?
>>219513645watch this I got your genetic codegcgucauggcagcagucccugaggcgcguggcgucucguucucauacuaucgucgauccguacagcgucgcgcgcgccuauauucuucgucugccucuccgagagagcagggagcggggcgagacgacucgaucguaguaaucgcuagcaucgaugcgucauggcagcagucccugaggcgcguggcgucucguucucauacuaucgucgauccguacagcgucgcgcgcgccuauauucuucgucugccucuccgagagagcagggagcggggcgagacgacucgauc
>>219513668*hangs you from the highest spire of the tallest tower of waterloo station*
the october revolution was based and tarqs should be executed en masse
>>219513668That’s just the Muslim ones.Plenty of blacks, browns, mutts, and indians.
Ofcum
>>219513674>normiesUnc
yeah?192.168.0.1
>>219513685it's gcat for DNA gcau is for RNAmade a bit of a fool of yourself here haven't you?
>>219513684It's ethnic cleansing of the British isles They aren't incompetent they're evil
>>219513695fucking UM
A ceramic is any of the various hard, brittle, heat-resistant, and corrosion-resistant materials made by shaping and then firing an inorganic, nonmetallic material, such as clay, at a high temperature.[1][2] Common examples are earthenware, porcelain, and brick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCmtbciKbHI
>>219513710didn't say it was dna did I tho
lol
Started praying to Jesus to save me from temptations and so far I've managed a week without staring at birds arses so I think it's working.
Goodreads readers select "The Hunger Games" as best book ever
>>219513689>the english got a station named after waterloocringe af
atb soon
>>219513674have you heard of the high elves?
Boy semen
>>219513685me sucking a cock
>>219513739Yeah from Skyrim
havent bit my nails in well over 2 weeks but they still look like shit :(
>>219513744genestealer
The late 00s were a strange time in regard to what you could still be said. I remember having a conversation with two female uni flatmates, one was a left-wing, white art student and the other was an Indian girl.I felt comfortable enough to tell both of them that there were too many immigrants in the UK. The left-wing girl AGREED with me, as did the Indian girl. There was no awkwardness. The left-wing girl then complained that her small town was being overrun by immigrants. You could openly say things like this and nobody would call you a racist.
what percent black is thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otSDpzH86mY
Mastermind BlackUniversity Challenge Indian Weakest LinkSri LankanThe BBC truly is the world service
>>219513731that must be a record in france. i know your lecherous kind
Do you get to the cloud district very often
you lads consider yourselves more of a Frasier or a Niles?
>>219513749they'll heal keep it up you're doing great :)
>>219513730
>Martin Short's daughter dead at 42: Only Murders in the Building star's eldest child dies 'from self-inflicted gunshot wound' in latest tragedy to rock beloved Hollywood legend
>>219513766we here at /brit/ watch old Jeopardy episodes on youtube
>>219513779:>
>>219513764um
>>219513785For me, it’s Michael Portillo’s continental railways
>>219513402never understood why youd see us as pretentious considering this country is full of simpleton retards
>>219513764if dancin' on ice what she wanna do
I can’t handle no liquor
>>219513798right well that's not a game show is it? fool
hi
oh my DAYS
>>219513563better if you just leave the country now love x
>>219513785>it's an Alex Trebek says "no that's not right" episode
>>219513764why is she coloured so weirdwhat happened to her rainbow
>>219513816vile decor
>>219513816Err
>>219513801it's your stereotype init The moody frenchman who makes a black-and-white art film whilst wearing a beret and overalls over a white shirt whilst looking depressed and smoking a cigarette and who bullies people for attempting to speak his language (including quebecois)
>>219513816hate this retarded ahh timofee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N541HLPeG6Y
Tracy Emin was cringe and gay
>>219513831its so cringe though
starting to think nothing will bring me happiness
bit annoyed that we don’t have access to the sort of liberty our ancestors had when it comes to women and dating
>>219513816phwoar no way he aint put his dick in thatLUSH
>>219513838I just don’t understand this Tracey Emin art
love you
who are you lads voting for in the by eleciton?
>>219513847what if you had a guy who did wavey hands while moving from foot to foot
>>219513838>wasshe's not dead yet
Will never own a home.Will never have a family.My taxes are being used to give welfare to foreigners and single moms.Legal system handsomely rewards breaking up families.Legal system criminalizes lots of normal male behavior.I have ZERO stake in this society and would gleefully watch it burn.
>>219513838was this based on her actual bedroom?
>>219513122you know there's not actually two of them right?
I am shite
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/understand%20this%20Tracey%20Emin%20art/
>>219513858greens
>>219513838snapshot of a smelly bedroom by Tracy Emin
Do I wank tonight or wait until I can shag the gf and inevitably spaff almost instantly? Hmm choices
>>219513871ah yes the accelerationist voter very shrewd
i'm being ignored!
>>219513868It's a Harry Enfield reference, of course it's been quoted many times you mong
>>219513886fuck off
>>219513862>momswould gleefully watch you burn
may I say something retardedI was coming home from toil today on the train, and there was a girl in my peripheral vision. She looked pretty from the periphery, hair done and make up and the like.I glanced at her when she wasn't looking and she was terribly unattractive.Big forehead and big jaw, looked like one of those toy babies that had been punched in the face.It made me so sad. She clearly put in quite an effort into how she presented herself and it was all pointless.The life of an ugly woman is such a bitter one. Women are so defined by their looks. At least an ugly bloke can make something of himself, be funny and the like.idk it just made me sad.blog over
feel like shit just want threadmeister back x
>>219513837I'd chain him to my bedpost and use him as my personal fucktoy
>>219513896fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihd2Nj7sFfo
>>219513907her*but same
>>219513798Pour moi aussi, mais il est espagnol
>>219513914canadian
>>219513838Her other famous one is “everyone I ever slept with”. Her work is absolute dogshit. and she’s an utter cunt.
>>219513914Can I join if I’m brown?
horse
Dorton and Genton by-election 8/15 greens to win 2/1 reform to win according to the bookiesit's over
>>219513914>join our Honeypot discord first day on the job gchqlad?
>>219513931If you will suck my bwc then yes
>>219513944what does that mean
>>219513914lol
>>219513914haven't seen are rupe tweet about this
>>219513955you're a nutyou're crazy in the coconut
Just seen advertising or begging
cant wait for labour to win because white folk are vote splitting cunts
>The Independent newspaper reported in August 2010 that Emin is thought of as a supporter of the Conservative Party.[219] This was confirmed in an interview with New Statesman, where she revealed that she voted for the Conservatives at the 2010 general election, adding, "We've got the best government at the moment that we've ever had."[220] She has stated that she is an 'outsider' in the art world, as a result of voting Conservative. She is a royalist.[221]bizarre, did not expect that
>>219513959"we are here to shill and brainwash our users"
>>219513944Reform have more silent votersGreens have more virtue signallers that fill out pollsWhat sort of cunt you have to be to spend 10 minutes doing a questionnaire / poll
>>219513971reform winning is the same as the green party winning so wouldn't really matter would itthough I could be wrong, I'm just a dumb yank
Boomers saying one last don't be racist before dying and leaving their descendents an impoverished Muslim shithole
>>219513975why? rich twat artist
>>219513983gigacope
snapping my cock in half
aff tae bed
I'm voting for Walt Disney!
>>219432514 >>219432514 >>219432514 >>219432514
>>219514007dont bother waking up
>>219514007good night arianabender
Whites over the age of 25 that vote green or labour are Whites that got bullied by Reform voters at school.It’s that simple.
>>219465795 >>219465795 >>219465795
>>219514020disgusting thing to say
>>219514020bit rude>>219514022nini
>>219514025Cope on Normies are all voting greens because of the "tax the rich" slogan
sir john new
>>219513983pretty sure the pollsters are aware of this
NEW>>219512911>>219512911>>219512911
>>219514033why? the mf always come back an hour later. i want AH to sleep through the night for once
>>219514035If you’re Jewish and got bullied by a council house chav for 13 years of your life I somehow doubt that you’re voting reform.
>>219513959i wonder how many will be stupid enough to let themselves get doxxed this way
love the whiffs of poo when i shag the bf's hairy arse
>>219451274>>219451274>>219451274
Are we just not having a new then
it's the gimmick that keeps on giving
none of those link to a new threadone of them even linked me to a Chilean tranny
POO HEAD LMAO
>>219514092new>>219465795>>219465795
>>219514096not the worst Chilean link on this website
>>219514120right well I don't want to know anymore about that
>>219445782>>219445782>>219445782
This is an absolute piece of nonsense
New when?
>>219514137it's past midnight why aren't you in bed
genuinely haven’t been bamboozled like this in a while
>>219471775>>219471775
>>219514145I am in bed thoughbeit
>>219514174same but why aren't you asleep then
gasping audibly every time i follow one of the links
>>219513983mate it's the bookiesnot some daft pollster
horse new haha>>219514177>>219514177
>>219421554>>219421554>>219421554