least weasel edish
Leftypol with egg on his face after the Epstein files reveal his entire ideology was manufactured by Jews as a joke
>>219539320what a lovely little fella
is there a most weasel
we don't have weasels in Australia. we just have rodents called maori
i step into the garden and what do i seea little seal waving at me
>>219539320Who is the most weasel?
Reading about Red Robbo. Great man.
>>>/pol/529218365>>>/pol/529218365>>>/pol/529218365(not new just a cool thread)
*enters /brit/*
>>219539441mei am
looking at maps and wishing i had a thousand lifetimes to see all that this beautiful world has to offer
>>219539320saw a weasel on a leash couple timesironically less weird than seeing cat on leash
The Colt Single Action Army, also known as the SAA or Peacemaker. Introduced in 1873. Used by lawmen, bandits and cowboys alike, and the standard issue handgun of the US Army of that period as well. Shoots .45 Colt rounds. Pic related is the 5.5 inch barrel version but it also comes in 7.5 and 4 3/4 inch versions as well. I want one.
>>219539504beauty is a fake cognitive construct
>>219539721poo
had an absolutely bizarre dream where I almost got killed twice by helicopters crashing inches away from me
>>219539799What does it mean
>>219539799An omen of your future on the Ukraine frontlines.
He has a bad case of the runsHe’s going to let one rip anyway Mel Gibson isBraveFart
who wants to be squished into mud between my toes
All yank posts! Dire!
Fucking hell don’t all post at the same time
skyping columbo soon got any good memes to share?
>>219539978
In 1986, I managed to get fibre to the home cheaper than copper and we started a programme where we built factories for manufacturing the system. By 1990, we had two factories, one in Ipswich and one in Birmingham, where were manufacturing components for systems to roll out to the local loop".At that time, the UK, Japan and the United States were leading the way in fibre optic technology and roll-out. Indeed, the first wide area fibre optic network was set up in Hastings, UK. But, in 1990, then Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, decided that BT's rapid and extensive rollout of fibre optic broadband was anti-competitive and held a monopoly on a technology and service that no other telecom company could do.Unfortunately, the Thatcher government decided that it wanted the American cable companies providing the same service to increase competition. So the decision was made to close down the local loop roll out and in 1991 that roll out was stopped. The two factories that BT had built to build fibre related components were sold to Fujitsu and HP, the assets were stripped and the expertise was shipped out to South East Asia.
the /brit/ is deadlong live the /brit/
AIPAC sending me £7000 to make dogshit posts about rorke and leftypol on /brit/
>>219540037me making even worse posts for free in my smelly childhood bedroom
watchin the 'ntes
posting luxuriously in my elegant boudoir
>talk to catberg in a silly voice >he goes bonkers funny every time
>>219540048If you’re good at something never do it for free
corrpropa good poo-istan
Yes, Poe marrying his 13-year-old cousin was weird—even back then. Marrying a cousin wasn’t unusual in the 1800s, in the US (more than a few people did it, especially to keep wealth or family ties close), but Virginia’s age definitely would raised eyebrows if it was widely known.At the time, most women were getting married in their early to mid-20s, so 13 was really young even by 1830s standards. The average age of first marriage for women in the U.S. was around 22, and while marriages in the mid-to-late teens weren’t unheard of, 13 was considered extremely young. Early teen marriages were more common in frontier or rural areas of the US, but Poe was living in cities and was part of a literary circle, so the match stood out more.What makes it even more telling that Poe knew this would be considered taboo, is that Poe and Virginia lied on their marriage certificate and claimed she was 21. That alone shows they knew people might find it inappropriate.
>>219540079corrkittingtonshires innit
the read
edgar allan poo
not a single good yank post has been made so far
High-quality racism is extraordinarily hard work. You have to have working recall of at minimimum eight or nine thousand distinct races, living and extinct, and run extensive simulations just to model the disgusting attributes of the most easily conceivable 2- & 3-way crosses.
>>219540191wish I had a peng 13 year old cousin to marry
im sold
quite pathetic how much theyre banging on about this hockey goldtheyve won 1 gold in like 50 years after spending the gdp of a balkan country on itusa is like the england nt of hockey teams
lamenting me own shit life
>>219539476Sir Silly Walker
>>219540240PHWOOOAAAR good post disssIM BOUNCINWOOP WOOPLOUD AND LIDDAT ALLAN POE POE SHEEDD IM BOUTTA LOOSE
>>219540299when i was 17 i dated a 23 yo womanfinking back to itroles reversed?woulda been crucified innitlike was aleaays wary of dat shidd even aas a young un dating younger girlsactuaally just remeb
just remembered some girl in class dated a 26 yo when she was 16bloody mentallike bitches are mentalmorons innitutter morons
>>219540421not even a real sport
>>219540580reckon?
>>219540580
i never use the dishwasher cos i dont know how it works and its a waste of water
Kier is boring, bazed Jezza would've delivered pure bants.
in bed, don't want to toil today:(
Good morning lads. Hope you're all doing well xAnd wtf is this captcha?
Can’t stop farting out my cock
>>219540745morning lad. don't know sorry
>>219540646corr intresting lookin kittingtomshire diss hairfta be unbogobolovinated
>>219540764very good
anyone seen my left earbud?
>>219540745the one that isn't pointing at the slider
anyway I hate women
wasted so much time in my life now i'm 26 and too old to learn new things, just destined to toil the ground unto death. don't know much the history of Uruguay but no point in learning now. wouldn't retain it anyway. Death. Taxes.
Happy Black History Month!Did you know?He was a shy man who didn’t lead marches or give dramatic speeches. But Howard Thurman was a spiritual genius who transformed history.Thurman was a pastor and professor and mystic whose groundbreaking book, “Jesus and the Disinherited,” was a condemnation of a form of Christianity which Thurman said was far too often “on the side of the strong and the powerful against the weak and oppressed.”The book revolutionized the traditional portrait of Jesus and had a profound influence on the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s faith and activism.Born in Florida during the “nadir” of race relations in post-Civil War America, Thurman graduated from Morehouse College in Atlanta, where he was a classmate of “Daddy King,” the father of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.His impact on the younger King would be profound.Thurman was the first African American pastor to travel to India and meet Mohandas Gandhi. And he was one of the first pastors to inspire King to merge Gandhi’s philosophy of nonviolent resistance with the civil rights movement. Thurman’s concepts about nonviolence and Jesus are peppered through King’s writings.Thurman, though, didn’t fit the image of a fiery, silver-tongued Black preacher. He punctuated his sermons with long silences and enigmatic phrases such as “the sound of the genuine.” Before “interfaith dialogue” became common, Thurman also worshiped with people of other faiths and warned about the dangers of religious fundamentalism.Thurman’s life was proof that all sorts of people could become influential leaders in the civil rights movement.
>>219540805Yeah I know but it's a bit ridiculous. Need to stop deleting me cookies
We at /brit/ officially denounce all forms of racism
Hey guys I forgot to tell you my RBRS gains yesterday
>>21954087147.0% since march
Toast and hummus for breakfast
Morning lads.
>>219540833Yeah it confused the fuck out of me when I first got it
never get any tinder or bumble matches unless i purchase boostscould it be that the whole dating app economy is a scam, especially for men?
Reading about some yank teens who stole $300,000,000 in bitcoin from some bloke
>>219540932delete this lad before they see it
willy wonker
keir starmer's type
dress down thursday
*waves at you*
he surveys his kingdom
polls are open lads
>>219541003Can’t wait for the reform cope when they lose
>>219541003feeling a green surge in my nethers
black british people exist. we exist, rorke. dwi
>>219541000so gross how britain is so wet and dark yet every boomer homeowner insists on having so much clutter in their gardens and it all grows mold and becomes unusable
>>219541000me on the wire
It's Diego Day Eve and the thread is in a state of mania
>>219541071>moldFOY
no job no matesno life
>>219541125KTIM
>>219541125you're also boring, put that on the list
>>219541125time to jokerify yourself and just laugh at misfortune of yourself and others. the only certainty in the future as things continue to collapse
the jeffrey epstain bears
despise paddingtonload of soppy londoner shite
>>219541000The dog or whatever makes this so aesthetic
>>219541105place in wales mate
really not interested that much in politics anymorewe’re a godless second world shithole with 15 million racial aliens and rising no matter which “party” wins
>>219541275Thanks for telling us mate
Boring thread with one mong rattling off things he doesn't like while using Yank spelling
>>219541307You’re boring mate
gorten and denten bi election today lads. get yourselfs down ther eand vote for are zach
>>219541319not my area so i can't
little neeks sitting in their mas house all day arguing about politics while real adults are out there at toil. making moves.
>>219541340racist bigot
I really don't get how women think. The escort I see used this emoji with me before our last meeting, so I assumed she at least somewhat likes me.Then afterwards, we arranged the next meeting time, then I wished her well, and she just left me on read. Seems like a real cuntish thing to do tbqh. What's the point in being kind and friendly if she won't reciprocate?
>>219541346I replied to you on /britfeel/ you little runtdon't make me wait
On the tills at Tesco and he calls that “making moves” lmao
>>219541357I work in IT actually
https://x.com/TheGreenParty/status/2026349074853572650?s=20reminder that we 'won' the second the world war
big airliners should have ejection seats for the crew and maybe a few random passengers
>>219541362Siiiiick bro in 5 years you’ll have been replaced by AI or Indians nice one bro
I'm voting for Mousey
where dat nigga tobyi finna bust a nut
>>219541386walt disney
>>219541369Pretty sure ww2 was against the Germans mate not the Pakistanis What’s your point
>>219541369>only a Green vote can stop Reforms hateThis is the same thing Hillary Clinton used against Trump and it’s why she lost. The only reason (you) should vote for them is because the big meanies will win if you don’t. They don’t give you any reason why they are good.To be fair I dislike Reform also. As Rorke would say “two sides of the same shekel”
wow so edgy m8
>>219541378Suppose I’ll be taking career advice and predictions off a neet that’s never worked in my field
/brit/'s game of the year is Courtroom Chaos - Starring Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Doggy Dogg as we still calls him)
>>219541319>>219541369>>219541386>>219541406thanks but im voting for noneim voting noone. im conceding my vote
GF JUST SENT ME THIS
>>219541425Where was the career advice in my post?You can’t even read fella oh my days
>>219541125ktim
no she didn't. stop lying
>>219540803*surreptitiously flushes the toilet*sorry mate havent seen ti
>>219541439that`s Ok ..I`m Voting forWalt Disney !!
>>219541369theyve got the same in germany
smiling friends cancelledwhat now
>>219541441>Rosary beads and a choker
>>219541459suppose you'll have to stop watching cartoons like a child and get a real hobby
>>219541470Prediction: HE WON'T
>>219541470Suppose you’ll have to get on your knees and start sucking my cock and arsehole you fucking faggot
>>219541470sent that anime nonce flying
>>219541470erm well they're adult cartoons actually so
>>219541486thats rorke done
>>219541483>>219541486*yawns*
*floats through the thread*
>>219541496is that a pad
>>219541484Isn't an anime
don't care
>>219541520cared enough to post
>>219541531snoregon of borekad
anyone else ever feel sick when they think about their childhoodand no i didn't get molested
Another day, another sad tale of racism in Britain. Can we not just end racism please?
i have become aware of a plan by the devil involving a specific number which will be showing up here and there during many big events signifying that the devil has manipulated it. some of these i can gamble on. my question is to you, will i be sent to hell by god if i profit from my knowledge of the devil's plan? because i haven't heard from god in long enough that i'm confident now that he won't be letting me know himself. what do you think? because i don't want to be punished for this.
>>219541554ok
>>219541547I imagine it’s 99.9999999999% staff shortages
>>219541545smooling fronds
can you hear toilberg's beckoning screech?
>>219541554morning tobes. getting much cleaning done today?
never had a job don't want to get a job
>>219541545glep sex arse
right well that's an utterly vile penis isn't it
suckable
I'm just a 35 year old kid
>>219541626holy science
thought it was a rat based on the thumbnail
my shoulder still hurts
>>219541678*kisses it better*
Bladee city but it's drain city
got no milk for my tea will butter work, or cheese maybe. they're just old milk
always a mistake opening the thread when you've woken up in the middle of the night
do you think there's any 90 year olds who listen to bladee
>>219541704doubt it
>>219541704butter in coffee is great, not sure how that would work in tea though
>>219541704butter coffee is a thing so give it a try
>>219541690that's very sweet of you x
>>219541723will be me eventually
>>219541723Imagine being born in the 1930s and having to wait all that time to find to the music you actually enjoy
best porn subreddits?
>>219541770r/rape
>>219541770gonewildaudio
right well that's an Instagram reel of a bloke standing on the middle rail and being instantly killed
is that even real. it's like a deformed woman's body with some midnight zone deep sea worm slug attached to it?
Imagine the farts.
>>219541770Foot_JOIs
>>219541779this is why we need the online safety act
the rain is back :Dit's all grey again!
are there any jobs out there for autists that won't make me want to kill myself
>>219541834Software engineer perhaps
>>219541608
>>219541390screamingyou know what, pretending horses speak like black americans might be the perfdct way to cause a horsecockmousenonce melty
>>219541841not an option ://////////
>>219541865okay how about working at CEX
>>219541733>>219541741the reviews are in:it's ok
>>219541877nopestarting to think i might be FUCKED
>>219541823no sleepovers
>>219541892okay how about um... working in a garden centre
fucking hate my job. every time I start a new job I'm happy to be out of my old job, bbut after 6 months when I've learned everything I get bored and depressed and want to leave. There's got to be more to life than this. Kind of envy those Russian and Ukrainians dying on the battlefield because at least there's an end to their sufferingThank you for listening to my ted talk
>>219541902could do I suppose
>>219541903How about going solo and becoming a contractor
>>219541823omg that would be so cute. i have that place bookmarked now
>>219541903ktim
>>219541913That's even more stressful. I was thinking of buying my own truck tipper to haul waste or something
>>219541889good to know it's acceptable in a pinch
wish I had an outdoorsy gf
>>219541823i like how he is placed in a similar way to sinks in some bedroomsmakes me wonder if you can piss in his mouth :o
>>219541953inside thought
i should start reading visual novels but not the ones where you bang your little sister because that's illegal
does anyone know what jung is about
>>219541976saw a few jungs on their way to the comprehensive earlier
day 3 trying to find gf (her) today there is no need to keep her guessing, but if I want to keep her guessing, I will have to wake up at this time daily >>219539320sexo
>>219541976I've only read one of his books so not really
now here's an outside thoughtdo miniature horses have miniature horsecocks? i will find out :))))
>>219542003fuck off parasiteget off my dick
the shit abyss
I say "her" because I had a dream about her (again)
fucking mental how big horses are
>>219542013what's that mean
>>219542019I miss those dreamsI had them a lot as a young manI'd live a month with this beautiful woman, experience deep affection for her, all in the span of a dreamAnd then wake up and forget her face in the span of a day
hoping I see her today my mouth tastes like beans for some reason so I have to go wash it otu
drinkign stale piss
>>219542027should see their cocks
>>219541976all philosophy is bollocks
drinking fresh piss
dealing with the reality of crushing loneliness and it lush
UH OH! Soiled undies!
>all these fucking ads that the government make about protecting women in relationships purposely depict the stalker bf as a snake to not show race>see article about stalker bf>it's a black manhmmmmmmmmHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
has the parasite been pretending to be me
>>219542054Jung is more psychiatry and psychology
>>219542060just keeping your seat warm :3
at the end of the day it must suck to be a worthless little retard like you are, where you spend all day every day in (this) place and still cant get (you)s. but now I have to go adjust my schedule to actually come back later today and spend time here daily, if youre being a little retard again. you are such an annoying little retarded parasite
just ate 3 eggs (creme) for my breakfast
>>219542059i've never seen an ad like that
>>219542086corr
>>219542080dont do that shit or you will be punished more/for longer
imagine taking your gal to get a milkshake at the dinercan't do that nowadays because of woke
>>219542082hush now lil niggause them hands on sum big black horse dihh
i missed your posts tobester
>>219541948All women are outdoorsy in the sense that they all want to travel to show off on their social media that they travel to other women
>>219542097yeah it would be oat milk or some gay shite and the server wouldn't be fit
just found out about shrimp eyestalk ablation. not really on that
smell like beans in my mouth and sugar puffs I took a piss and it smelled like sugar puffs (havent had that happen in years) >>219542101>has to call the horse blackyou are so mindbroken its insane and you should KYS faggot cuck
No biscuits so dunking crisps in my tea
>>219542109He says, having never held a conversation with a woman he wasn't related to
>>219542097mad how marty's mum literally tries to shag him
>>219542122Project on
>>219542122HowlingDone that incel
>>219542116you should try the new monster flavour (viking berry)it tastes very goodalmost like strongbow dark fruits in a way except an energy drinki'm going to get one now.
Businees idea: Crispuits
horses and their cocks make "muh dick"s and self hating whites seethe >>219542133OK I will try it in *checks time* like 3 days
wish we had schoolgirl panties vending machines like the jappers do
>>219542116*whinnies* shut yo mouf lil mousey matter fact open up >:)
what an upgrade!
:/
Yes yes you can never type anything negative about women because this loser and his little cocksucker mate is here 24/7 to inform you that you've supposedly never interacted with a woman despite loads of /brit/ posters having gfs and wives. It's so boring
horses cocks make blacks feel "less than" (lol) (their life is "muh dick") nonblacks getting offended for horses on behalf of them (or, the same) need to stop being such self hating self haters
>>219542142good ladplease report back when you do I'd love to hear if you liked itif not sorry for the bad recommendation
Twitch streamer and noted attention-loather Mousey is BACK!
>>219542132Gonna tonguefuck his arsehole too you little gay cunt?
they stealing mousey's crush x
>>219542155it really is so boring. fuck women I hate them so much matter fact I do NOT hope he gets a crumb of pussy one day for being such a faggot sitting here defending them on fucking 4chan, on the internet
>>219542155>despite loads of /brit/ posters having gfs and wiveshaha yeah
>>219542155>inform you that you've supposedly never interacted with a woman despite loads of /brit/ posters having gfs and wives.Notice how you didn't say that YOU have a gf or a wife looool
pathetic seeing this attention seeking freak try to bait him
I love attention and im the center of it - im the social nucleus - the alpha male (on internet). I lead the pack and I love her... im the leader of the pack. so say it. say I am
>>219542187Do you have a gf or wife?
>>219542187oh dear how will he come back from this!
Complete incel meltdown taking placeEssays writtenPhoneposting replies to themselves
louis theroux vs the manospherewho wins?
>homer bimpson
Spaki VPN metldown again is it? He's here literally 24/7 now
>>219542207dunno lol
>>219542190I was about to say that this freak wakes up and thinks about black men anyway, but nvm I can see if it STFUs. also I wake up and think about her anyway (as I go log on to umamusume to do dailies everyday)
>>219542196Yeah x
>>219542219Logging in too thanks for the reminder I woke up like 2 hours ago so I forgot
>>219542196both
>>219542122shagged him FIRMLY up the arse hole with this one
>>219542223So do I
>>219542222is loli just code for pedo shit
>>219542227dont know how you could forget seeing as you would be at 100TP (max) when you wake up, so the longer you go the more you waste...p.s. remember to queue up a run before you go to bed so you get 4 runs not 3
>>219542122screaming!
I have many wives and a hoard of buried gold
>>219542231Done him right up the arseholeOh look I can reply to myself too
lil incel nigga replying to himself lmao
remember boratmy wife lol
>>219542235yh
not good at all is it?
>>219542231howling
imagine waking up at 8am so you can immediately open your incel laptop and argue on /brit/ all daycan't do that as a wagie
>>219542276Spaki is fucking pathetic
I only came here because I had woken up and said to myself that today I go find her and make her my gf
mhmmm
Bri'ish cuisine es cagada
I never argue with anyone on /brit/A most pointless endeavour and a waste on my time
>>219542298>british>wrexhamthey're welsh
he wants people to be racist by the way hes chinese and in a wheelchair and he wants more racism because hes a hateful shitlump
>>219542301Shut up incel
Latest job application has been rejected ladsHow can I make employers hire me
>>219542301Think you meant OF my time there. Get it right.
>>219542298Looks like Elton John has been celibate
Think I've realised the escort doesn't give a shit about me lads.She uses cute emojis sometimes but never texts me between meetings (even though we have met 6 times now so she could at least send the odd text) and I don't think she actually listens to my recommendations for books/films/tv despite her asking. Are all prostitutes bipolar? I don't get how they can be so detached.
>>219542315seduce and marry their daughters
next spaki persona has been deployed
>>219542318I did, yes
>>219542322arent you bothered that she is fucking guys EVERY DAY probably all day between you seeing her
>>219542222don't know what some of these mean
>>219542324I would certainly like to do that but I'm not sure if it would get me hired
>>219542322I think she's cheating on you
>>219542348>>219542348
for the rest of Lent I'm abstaining from talking to carlybender in any way
>>219542322yeah she's getting her back blown out by 10 different men a day you dumb cunt
LIKE A SAILOR IN A BIG GREEN BOAT
