dartmoor edition
FIRST FOR YUNO
dinosaurs had feathers rorke get over it
>>219549726based
>>219549721been there loads of times
>>219549721Used to go here with the gf we broke up now its exmoor
nth for the gyaldem
darty
https://youtu.be/Vyw-q1gKs6g
>>219549721loverly edish
>>219549762Look how they massacred my boy
>>219549762Tizer went woke; went broke.
really enjoyed this video that someone posted yesterday
chicken breast on the pan. let's go
Kebab looms large today
>>219549826Didnt enjoy it at all
>>219549826rorke listening to death in june
Playing GTA okSo F off
>>219549826Leftypol listening to baby shark
M
>>219549831i just ate a whole chicken from the m&s foodhall rotisserie
dubs and I film a bradley walsh cum tribute
>>219549879I look like this
This hilarious ESL video uses a classic comedy sketch to highlight pronunciation challenges. A customer's shopping list leads to comical miscommunications about everyday items. The resulting dialogue provides C1-C2 level English practice on shopping vocabulary
Know your Radon levelsIt could save your life
dubs and i film myself raping my own arse
when was the last time a girl shared an anecdote about you
>>219549915>It could save your lifenot my problem
>>219549879ICE, CRACK, ANGEL DUST AND PROZACDON'T GET ME NICE LIKE BUCKETS FULL OF CESS, MAC
might move to russia
>>219549915Thanks for the infographic I failed math so I couldn't figure it out nice : ) *thumbs up*
>>219549939it's perfectly possible they're sharing anecdotes while I'm not present so it's difficult to know really
>>219549915they should stop putting radon in cigarettes
>>219549979you're a fool
>>219549989yeah about that time you made a complete tit of yourself
I take a bite
>>219549979Tы гoвopит пo-pycкий?
any deviated septum man in?
>>219550036Do Asians like bread that much? I thought they were more rice & noodle people
>>219550042nah (assuming this is asking if i speak russian)
>>219550066that's a cat mate
>>219550074r
>>219549915Get an x-ray at the dentist and they go out the room. Doesnt seem right to me
>>219550052no but i can't seem to be able to breath through my nostrils most of the timeusually it's just one nostril and not the other
hello
Asian woman taking a bite of the whitest most European bread loaf possible. Like literally sourdough from the middle fucking ages
>>219550104Bizarre post
>>219550094Whats wrong with that? As British as a cup of tea or stabbing someone in the highstreet
>>219550094this is fake btw
The madone
>>219550094when are you niggas switching your identity up againanatolia's history can't end here
>>219550104Have you ever seen sourdough?
asian woman taking a bite out of my bollocks
>>219550094this is not true turklad
>>219550093now this is not medical advice, but as a doctor you should have that looked at
Sir 'Poo' Scream
>>219550094fake and gay
>>219550148why
Which way
/pol/ lads finishing work and rushing home to post their Images
Well then
>>219550167Staying in your smelly bedroom all day every day, like you do. counts as neither by the way
>>219550167you don't even have to be racist you just have to have stricter immigration controls
>>219550156if you ever wake up tired, with dry mouth, sore arse, with brain fog this could be a cause
damn baby you shit from there?
right well
is the third way posting memes on 4chan?
might play video games for a bitwhat say /brit/
>>219550190Thats a lot of projection. Im outside right now :)
“mainstream” porn has become real bloody vulgar real quick hasn’t it
>>219550230Whatever you do, do it alone and don't bore us with it. We're not your mates and you have no mates.
>>219550230dangerous and downright stupid
tried to learn french with duolingo and it didn't workdamn it
>>219550213picrel is the third way
>>219550195Unironically seen as racist
Like if I wanted to move to Australia, it's not even that easy. To become an Australian as an American citizen. and I'm a white guy. It has nothing to do with racism. just lock down the actual laws regarding immigration and what's legal or not. and make plans to remove the illegals
>>219550240don't know i only watch JAV
>>219550230sounds like a good plan lad I will shortly be doing the same
Fully grown man playing video games.
>>219548752Because I keep losing an erection during sex when the woman puts the condom on.My testosterone levels are fine but I can't keep an erection without stimulation.
>>219550240alright keir
Rorke searching how many times he's been mentioned
might drink drive to Popeyes
>>219550285loads by you with your dogshit posts like that bizarre Chris Moyles one
>>219550273this
>>219550267what’s going on in the jav-world then?
>>219550247downright nasty x
>>219550267my enlightened brother
>>219550275>puts the condom onif you can keep an erection with a condom on, you're spiritually gay
playing persona and dating the schoolgirl of my choice
>>219550273ktim
rorke declaring Chris Moyles a race traitor
>>219550330>"TIMMY!">"COME SUK PANG PANG'S HAIRY MOLES">"NOW!"
>>219550330my gf
>>219550330disgusting piercing on an otherwise top qt
sworn off the porn myself now that a 2026 gf is actually genuinely on the cards, hopefully my ability to perform hasn't been permanently ruined by porn
rorke dissolving concepts three tabs of acid at a time
>>219550352are you literally always here just waiting to have a racist outburst like some deranged mentally retarded automaton
>>219550330why are incels obsessed with this jaws looking bitch
>>219550387he's not racist he loves black men
>>219550265i have both american and aus citizenship =]
>>219550387Nah, you don't understand, he just loves white women so much which is why he posts fantasies about them being raped by black men all the time
>>219550395the only scene i remember from this guy as a kid was him fighting bond on a ski lift or something and failing literally nothing else
>>219550462he went to space and also fell in love with a cutie
fafafooey fafafooey
hello everyone
so Rorke is not a real person?
Anyone seen the new epic 6-2 gimmick?
>>219550484she had braces
>>219550484im rewatching the scene now and other than the charm of it being old it's absolutely horrible lolwhy are fight scenes in films so cringe
>>219550484his little finger is bigger than my willard
>>219550484Didnt she have braces
Is tourettes just honesty
>>219550540>>219550577nope you are experiencing the mandela effect
>>219550330not very good looking, but her facial expressions make her more attractive
legalise prostitution to piss off the feminist foids
>>219550594is being boring and behind the times your entire personality
>>219550645'
>>219550533https://files.catbox.moe/iesrsc.mp4
>>219550681mcafee haunting my pc so i dont click this
>>219550641no because the whole joke is he's a big scary guy with metal teeth and she has braces
Spent the day working in one of the really paki parts of Birmingham and it's genuinely in the third world Litter strewn everywhere, every other shop front is in Urdu, men walking around in throbes and slippers and women in burkas Unironically saw one of these signs as well
poomaxxxing rn ama
silver teeth like im jaws
going to go to the super market and pour milk over my head, then spout a two digit number so that it becomes a gimmick
>>219550673Yh x
>>219550681Why does he say two like that
Looks like it’s a bit of the old wank raping for me
Found out toda I most likely have cancerDue to either autism, depression or something I havent really took it serious or reflected on it and it doesn't really feel realWould it be beneficial to keep this mindset until I die or would I need to find a way to accept reality before things implode etc
>>219550709nope
>>219550681Black people :)
radar alert...radar alert...bradley signal detected...wave incoming...
>>219550771please start taking aspirin
>>219550681Cant imagine living in London. Not a single white face in the video
>>219550771watch the Mel Gibson episode of Joe Rogan
>>219550794
I'm tired
they're saying it's the fastest /brit/ ever
playing terraria me
might reinvent the wheel
its over for rorke
Without us JFs you're nothing
southerners be like"dartmore"
>>219550943*unwashed mong wearing all-green knocks on your door* >Hello comrade will you vote- >Yes yes I will vote Green whatever makes you fuck off faster *slams door in their face*
>>219550943rorke is a restore man and he's not participating in this election
>>219550943hmm interesting *kills myself*
>>219550965Any more fantasies, Rorke?
>>219550943>We have been talking to people at the polling station by Levenshulme inspire centres. Almost every Muslim voter we have talked to is voting Green and said family is voting Green, only less than 10% seem to be shy Labour voters."Family voting does it again!
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>>219550988Restore are the 'Your Party' of the right
>Russia and Ukraine swap fallen soldiers — top Russian negotiator Medinsky confirms>1,000 bodies of Ukrainian troops in exchange for 35 Russian soldiersgrimmers, war terrified me can you imagine losing your fellow pals and maybe even your own life in some meaningless war that you have a >50% chance of dying
@you
>>219549721
>>219551041>35 Russian soldiersthat's every single russian that's died then
Cold
>>219551075Multiply that by at least 100 Rorke
we need to get them out, to be honest
>>219551112I want more inMany more
Wonder when that bastard will show up today
I'm tired boss
>top Russian negotiator Medinsky confirms
quite enjoy sacked trannys posts even if they are obvious bait feels a bit like something out a sitcom
yeah right love it when you start to talk on the phone when we’re watching a series, missus mine, talking all this inane shite it’s just great
>>219551181sitcom is meant to be funny though all he does is blog about his life or post some made up shite for attention
right that's sweden into the filter.
why are science textbooks so bad at explaining things
>>219551191you've been done lad get it paused and play with your cock until she's finished
>>219551191
>>219551221yeah?>>219551237it’s all fucked, just wanted to watch bones with her
>>219551221oh you peekin x
sweaty smelly swedish girls corrrr
>Tracey Emin says her artwork My Bed would be 'tidy, clean and boring' if she made it todaythat's sad. no one wants to shag her now she's an old woman
>>219551247
just orchestrated a wank
>>219551328scr
On the Vidya and CANS tonight ladsMaybe pizza for late night dinner too, coooorrr
>>219551347comfy :)
>>219551365>Liu>whitealright then
Toil doneOff homeAnnual leave for me tomorrow big weekend of drinking ahead
well?
Fluffy brown substance slowly seeping from my anus... Curious...
>>219551391
>>219551391Nice one lad.One more day of toil for me. What you doing while drinking?
>>219551014>Almost every Muslim voter we have talked to is voting GreenI wonder why https://x.com/LeedsGreenParty/status/2026043277716164705
>>219551391Same.Finish soon then off for a week.Here. We. Go.
>>219551429I'm sure that 93 year old woman would be so proud to vote for Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf
>>219551062you forgot your vpn
>>219551429howling
>>219551347what vidya
>>219551446It was obvious to anyone who isn't dumb and blind but to those who are the greens have really exposed their true alliances during this campaign
>>219551486how embarrassing
Back from a 3 day ban for making a tourettes joke
>>219551506i hate white boomers so much
>>219551519Labour do exactly the same. leftists will abandon all their principles just to win over muslims
leftypol running about
>>219551550*rubs your chubby cheeks*
>>219551506
>>219551486scrom
>>219551365embarrassing
>>219551519>>219551550>Nooo you can't oppose genocide and support trans rights!>You have to be a good goy and vote for the billionaire Israeli asset MAGAtards!
>>219551555All me
>>219551573poor effort lad
Genuinely have no idea how or why men get into relationships.Women were created to betray and annoy men.
did we ever hear from that lad that went to the hotel to get bummed at the weekend?
>>219551365did gio scotti get obese
>>219551586this isn't a social media site you loser
Was watching 28 years later and there's a scene where the main kid is walking past the Robin Hood tree and I just had to laugh
thread always goes to shit when i'm not hereyou all depend on me
Whenever I go to order a book from Amazon there's always 10 sponsored AI slop written novels first Then when the package arrives the book looks like it's been raped, stabbed, stamped on, thrown against a wall 1000 times Anyone else notice this?
>>219551584you get to shag the women
>>219551394I would not be a good gay person because how the fuck do you tell apart light blue and teal blue especially when it's the difference between getting sucked off or having your penis tortured
>>219551613So what? Just masturbate
>>219551486sad little twat
>>219551218i mean the replies to him more so than his posts themself
>>219551394This was mostly limited to 1970s San Francisco and a fair amount of it is straight up urban legend
>>219551631spaffing in a fanny does not compare to a wank mate
wish i were a young anime boy
>>219551584Rent is cheaper with two people and you have someone to have sex with.But thats it really.
what would you do if you saw a ghostme i'd probs run away x
>>219551675fucking UM
>>219551584>get to spaff in a fanny>save on rent and other expenses>something to fill and occupy your empty boring life with >then when that's not enough just have a kid
Got the Taylor swift pumping on the air pods
>>219551555>Count as femaleolden day Tilde
ginsters pasty about to hit the food hatchgot a second i might dip into gravy later
>>219551737layabout tranny!
>>219551737caterwauling
>>219551555rorke cow-banger
>>219551555>examiner of underclothingme as a teenager in my sisters room
Going to make one last ditch effort to fix things
ordering butter chicken and some bhajis from bossman
>>219551800sc
favourite chinky takeaway closed down for what i thought was a rebrand, walking past today its turning into a paki chicken place
>>219551803you've singlehandedly caused this >>219551827 to happen
5pmtime to open the cans
having a scream and a cry
By the end of this year I'll either be in a much better place or dead
>>219551800:~|
my local Chinese closed down after the owner was assassinated by the triads
>>219551365
my local Chinese closed down after the local Mongols invaded them
>>219551675this is technically 'p
why haven't chinese people invented an alphabet yetwould make so much more sense than having a symbol for every word
I'm sorry God I have an addiction. I'm addicted to laughter ok
Voted for Green in Gordon and Benson
>>219551803>>219551827>>219551914did you all forget about FISH N CHIPS
>>219551950Thats for fridays
>>219551949>Gordon and Bensonuse to smoke these back in the day
genuinely get nauseous when i see some white lad out with some hideous chinker
Would anyone like an update on RBRS?
>>219551893Better how?
>>219551966what about with a pretty one
>>219551365Trying too hard to appease the internet incels
leftypol the last menrorke the ubermensch
>>219551365brown people... i implore you to stop... brown people... stop!
>>219551974Up 48.9% since march. Incredible
leftypol wearing the cuckolds horns
>>219551966why are they like this
>>219552011And in the last month?
Thinking about just giving in a taking drugs again.
>>2195520350.8%
one of my exes is a ket addict and had an abortion at 20 so in comparison my life is going pretty well
>>219552029leftypol booking him a first class flight to his local primary school
>>219552029he bite because he think inside the yolk :)
>>219551365how do these people make being attracted to a woman sound so gay
>>219552038what drugs
>>219551966they are pretending
>>219551667Why not?
>>219552061my last situationship was a ket addict and she used to have proper mental breakdowns on it with me there and then wank it out
no parmentier sardines in waitrose it's like rationing is back taking the fucking piss
>BREAKING: Green party candidate set for bukakke from local mandem
never had an ex or situationship but wouldn't want one with a ket addict I reckon
>>219552172mine got the ket addiction after we broke up
>>219552169I'm one of them xShe's peng
>>219552190you both sound like waster wronguns
We at /brit/ say "Happy Birthday" to overrated video game Stardew Valley.
are we joining this time too
>>219552204not me, i'm going to sit this one out
>>219552190mine had it before we got togethershe was doing class A's at 16 which was 3 years agodon't know how you can be that fucked at 19 years old. not something a 26 year old bloke should be dealing with really!
heh okay leftypol l'll admit Trump was friends with Epstien but now you'll have to admit your hero hilary clinton is guilty too
>>219552204Not I
>>219551966get these men to coventry NOW
i gave my cousin head
>>219552204no but once they've been liberated I'm game for a /brit/ lads holiday to the gulf to smash that persian puss
It's bullshit how life is basically unaffordable as a single male in this shithole
>>219552238trip on EW
>>219552238In the US they often don't even let ambulances through while they're blasting their sirens First amendment or something, see
Can't remember the last time I had a normal solid shit
hawk tuah spit on that thang
making hannibal lecter noises to myself like a freak
>>219552274well why don't you get married then, rorke
>>219552089I have tapentadol, tramadol, and codeine in opioids/opiates. All pretty shite and I dont want to take them, considering ive just spend 6 days coming off them and im no longer physically addicted.Pregabalin, but im tired of taking them. I've had them everyday through the withdrawals and they do help. Only I can risk getting addicted to them and last night the shine had long since worn off.Or diazepam. It doesnt get me high but has its uses. Only I had 10mg while my pregabs wore off last night and they didn't help.The obvious answer is to not take anymore drugs but I feel cold and depressed and lonely.
I think I may have made a terrible mistake seeing escorts. I've had sex now but it's completely hollow. The women are all bipolar mentally ill cunts who don't give a shit about you. I try being friendly and I just get stonewalled.God what have I done?
>>219552393my CEO gf doesn't believe in marriage
heard the rumours, but i had to come here myself to believe it. /brit/ really is dead
room smells of boy
appears youve made a boring post
>>219551966>>219552029rorke falling for obvious tiktok bait
>>219552382scre
>this soccer ball and coke bottle are such mysterious new technology even though there's a retard recording me with his smartphone half a foot away
>>219552438actually gufvking SCFREAMGN
>>219552404>The women are all bipolar mentally ill cunts who don't give a shit about you.Thats pretty much all women anyway.
>>219552498That's because you're an ugly cunt with no personality.
the pokemon franchise is turning 30 tomorrowmad how im only half a year older than it
New>>219552522
and now the posting slows down until I make the new againsomeone else do it for once
>>219552515Maybe, but so is escortmong.
