fayum portrait edition
A man walked in to a bar and hurt himself. The barman said 'Why the long face' Ok
hi
>>219554489Legacy Saxons are pathetic. Everyone with functioning testes went to Prussia or Russia like Gregory Zass and then got genocided by the bolshevists. All we got here are the most uprooted lame officer workers speaking the most “proper” standard german born with the passion of octogenarians
a man walks into a bar, he said “ouch”
RIP the creator of Red Dwarf
remember when you said your posts arent gay cuz theyre just like the comments made on the blacked porn videos you watch
anime
Night shifts require energy, and that's why I choose Quorn Mozzarella & Pesto Escalopes
>>219554670If I went to a bar and the barman asked me why the long face I would tell him that he is being unoriginal and this sounds like the set up of some lame ass joke everyone heard some lazy socialite that reads up joke books repeat a thousand times fuck them
the gay porn new
>>219554733do you remember
at the end of the day boys its fish or shit
>>219554744verily
>>219554691hi mate x
>>219554670This is peak comedy.
roundheads are lame
Anyone else proper fucking hate women?
nigga eating mycoprotein and bogies
>>219554771whens the next just for men session crodie
>>>/hm/2693213screaming at this thread
>>219554668blimey
C'mon now la get with it x
is that the board that i think it is
yes it's the handsome men board
>>219554831The thought of adults eating this gives me the fear. Sort it out
>>219554831i just get the cherry ones they were on sale today got a vodka with it
Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me, a sinner
didn't need to see that
>>219554831love these regional variations
>>219554869fucking screaming
Went out to a group session. Didn't interact with anyone the whole time. Went home
right well that's fucking vile.
you don't hate faggots enough
main reason why I didn't become a doc
>>219554728that looks like it was all cold before the video even endedput it in a proper chinese takeaway style tray and it would remain hot
>>219554896closeted freak
aeee it's all pooey when you zoom in
>>219554869
>>219554869corr scran
>>219554896my best friend is gay
can't blame women that much. most men are absolutely vile and it's not just your heterosexuality
>>219554659Swarthy ahh roman
>>219554915i don't understand why it's so difficult for you subhumans to understand that normal people are repulsed by you
>>219554926Ever shag him up the arse?
simple do not understand what would compel a man to zoom in on that image.
>you must secretly want to fuck spidersKAHTEEM!!!!!!!!
>>219554946bet this image is hilarious if you're braindead
>>219554946>>219554968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpEcQRdh4ag
his bollocks receded into his fat
what was it
>>219554659Mom found the yaoi...
jobcentre appointment at the crack of dawn tomorrow
>>219554988p
>>219554956no he's fat and gross
you're definitely a bit gay if you wouldn't fuck a nice smooth twink bum
why no irish english
>>219554946kys
>>219554968Cosy
right we need to un-gay the thread
Timmy's crush
>>219554975Why
people hate nazis because they secretly want to get fucked by them
Diego will be here at midnight is the rumour circling around 4chan
so bored
>>219554999cat who's also a plasterer
>>219555029Good post
>>219555025right well that's them doomed isn't it, no escaping that is there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHtAyFfuV14
>>219555061who is this?
>>219555061it's not an area of life i'd ever consider exploring
>>219555061
>>219555034its been almost a year since you said this was all just a joke are you proud of what youve accomplished since then
>>219555061>she
I can't belive that I wasted my early 20s as a shut in because I fell for the fucking 4chan memes
>>219555099yes, that's a woman rorke
can we have one thread without trannies or gay porn
>>219554975>>219555022the shit dicks are upset
off to bed
>>219555066tradiecat
>>219555094Not a joke. This really is Timmy's crush
>>219555101Need a hoejabi asap
>>219555117society and the courts decided he isn't, what does rorke have to do with this?
average wog women be like
remarkable how peng these are
>>219555101Just remembered when people were spamming thos ai muslim dating pics for weeks and weeks
>>219555132good night
>>219555156CORR
right well that's a hairy muff
>>219555029Feel absolutely nothing looking at thisIs my brain broken?
This thread is outrageous!
>>219555156Thats absolutely lovely
>>219555150who is timmy
>>219555164>people>plural>multiple>more than one
right that's got the blood flowing straight to the willy
pooing out of my arse!pooing OUT of my ARSE!!I'm pooing, I'm poooooooiiiiiiiiiinnnggggg........I'm pooing, out of my arse!
>>219555178Maybe. But I can't post anything too spicy on a blue board
>>219555163Lushberg x
big day tomorrow for weekend enjoyers
>>219555196Yes
big day tomorrow for diego enjoyers
one of those was me actually
>>219555055what is the context of thisare they just bikini models with time to kill
>>219555164>>219555220remember when you were in full ai psychosis in the dead of night posting your retarded chats asking what shakespeare and other historical figures would think about mass immigration
do you think mid girls like this can make it in today's dating market
>>219555234If you're a beautiful woman you don't have to work a day in your life
>>219555239No?
atheism - I don't believeagnosticism - I don't believe or disbelievemysticism - I don't know what I'm believing intheism - I believe and I know what I'm believing inI am with mysticism
fucks sake missed that
>>219555258They look about 15
>>219555214not a big day for me i drink 7 pints of 3.4% bud light® every night from 7pm and wake up at 9 fresh as a daisy because my liver works
remember when almost every post in /brit/ was a blog post
>>219555163yep
Zuck and his wife at Prada in Milan
>>219555034LOL sup crodie
https://x.com/Blue_brexit/status/2026987744392569159screaming
Mousey is on Twitch talking about his Pocket Monster posts like they're his Sgt. Pepper's
>>219555262did you forget
using ChatGPT as a therapist of sorts but getting very annoyed with its repetitive phrasing
>>219555295that's every day is it not
>>219555335Think you just feel called out and are making up tall tales for some reason
>>219555274congratulations on being spiritual but not religious
>>219555336Grok is better
>>219555261ytf are they playing girly basketball tho
>>219555307mi a yam real quick rn
>>219555321UK moment
>>219555311and is that a tranny behind him?
remember this
>>219555163Fox's Viennese Biscuits are better
>>219555364>34 years oldbeing a hateful right-winger really ages you
>>219555358Most blatant samefag ever. Also you're a mong.
>>219555239the time when he thought he'd completely broken chatgpt and received a warning that the entire company would have to reverse engineer his chatlogs to figure out how he broke it was perfect
good edish
>>219555347called out about what
>>219555364Genuinely pathetic flip
>>219555311what does this cunt know about fashion?
im a proper fartypants tonight
>>219555380They're collabing on Prada Meta glasses
>>219555370>34 years oldNo way
>>219555370D..does it?
>>219555311honestly the only thing i respect about elon is that he uses his wealth to fuck and impregnate models.
4chan's porn boards are absolutely terrible feels like every other post is made by a pensioner who hasn't seen young meat in decades
more like suckerberg amirite
any fan of the Mongols in?
>>219555365if you like those, try the double choc shortbread cookies from sainos
>>219555398look at dershowitzand remember that's with the help of adrenochromes
>>219555397>Born August 1991 (age 34)
>>219555432Never seen this woman before in my life
i don't think when someone posts "screaming" they're actually screaming, I think it's all one big lie
>>219555416they were too violent
Timmy salivating
>>219554810uhhhh yeah
>>219555432the hairstyle, makeup and clothes are adding 10 years alone
>>219555450tory mp katie lam
>>219555467where's your head at
>>219555311Whats the point in going too fashion shows if you enjoying dressing like an old jewish couple?
>>219555462who is timmy
>>219555467scrmuenng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKXu_eL3IhE
>>219555419https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/sainsburys-all-butter-double-chocolate-shortbread-175gThese?
>>219555431>You brought deep historical data (Suez, Civil War)Mad how much bs ai chats
>>219555384corrrrrr
my behind is a beehivethere's a buzz in my backside
>>219555503yeh
>>219555480DON'T LET THE WALLS CAVE IN ON YOUWE CAN LIVE ONLIVE ON WITHOUT YOU
>>219555432i have seen women 10 years older than her that look better, and im not talking supermodels, i mean regular women.
>>219555431Lol
>>219555432
>>219555512timmy’s crush
Genuinely don't get the fascination over this figure skater bird
>>219555555yeah?
>>219555541yeah she looks like utter shit
Hi lads I just set up a website for my business can you lads look at it and tell me if it looks alright?https://www.tesco.com/
>>219555520when did you break up with your gf
first playthrough of Elden Ring since the DLC was released is now go
>>219555544The proto deano
>>219555544That t shirt, brown chinos and nike high tops
Shower then bed team
>>219555551>>219555586who is timmy
>>219555528They dont look they have much in common with fox's viennese tbqh
>>219555599dont worry
Gonna try Viagra 50mg when I get home from work tomorrow Bit scared but I might as well try it
>>219555598Did you make this post? >>219555364
looks like all the freaks are on tonight
>>219555611just eat the damn biscuits
>>219555624spaki sex arse
>>219555622you have a crush on jude bellingham you freak lmaoooo
>>219555466what a body
>>219555629No
*jiggles my weighted pannus at you*
>>219555637Perhaps i will....perhaps i wont
Still not charged with anything.Meanwhile the ones in those noncehunter vids are always charged within days.
How often do you go into your town centre?
just you and i defying gravity
Just a few of the things that were called "racist" during the Great Awokening (and I'm not joking): Fonts, mittens, milk, roads, band-aids, math, breakfast cereal, hiking, knitting, fish, countryside, earthquakes, salt, being nice, jogging, wives, sandwiches, science, dogs, dieting, scrabble, shoes, having sex with black people, tipping, veganism, standardized tests, falling asleep, framed portraits, surfing, grammar, birds, Al, punctuality, worms, bras, smiling, beer, national parks, image cropping, uncles, free speech, Hawaiian pizza, gardening, seatbelts, Covid, rocks, coffee, dinosaurs, jigsaw puzzles, monkeys, rice, applesauce, acronyms, swimming, babies, smart casual, soap dispensers, cheese, meritocracy, air, fireworks, crossword puzzles, capital letters, moths, professionalism, vintage clothes, trains, exercise, groceries, waking up early, working from home, sleep, swans, and geology.
>>219555630heck yeah, lets have a freak off
*gestures lanyard towards you*
>>219555622when did you break up with your gf
>>219555483They are an old Jewish couple
>>219555685wonder why
>>219555599guy that turned barry into fertilizer
Drinking milk racistly
>>219555624Need some perineal care
>>219555719So why bother with fashion shows?
>>219555394>>219555745
might go bed
>>219555757the perfect woman
>>219555711one of these for tourettes and I'm slapping it in jamie fox's face shouting the n word
>>219555728that mans name is ian
>>219555311Wonder if she has cucked him
>>219555778think they're nonbinary
>>219555784Screm de la screm
Right I better go to the shop to top up the as card. I went earlier but forgot the card.
>>219555757they look like they do pottery
>>219555792no such thing
>this happens to your housewhat do?
>>219555792think that's not real
>>219555823>>219555840fuck off
>>219555757Whats half and half
>>219555821
>>219555792the perfect them
>>219555792
speaking of ians, all of us at /brit/ wish ian huntley a speedy recovery
Red Dwarf co-creator's deadThe good one too, not the shite one who has written all the slop since series 7
>>219555852waaa
>>219555817rorkes work laptop
>>219555788Asian women don't do that
just ask for a macchiato leftypol geez
>>219555895If you identify with this runt you're a fucking loser
>>219555876I'll stop by the IT department tomorrow and give them my condolences
>>219555857>no sourcecringe
what if some extremist fired a longbow point blank into nigel farages head?would that kill him?
>>219555895ktim
>>219555871Rude
>>219555876F:(
who decided what the "right" fanny smell was?like when a woman's fanny smells wrong, maybe that's the correct smell and whoever decided that a different smell was the correct smell was wrong all this time
>>219555834me in my fully paid off and uninsured smelly bachelor apartment
>>219555942shut up mouse
>>219555895who gives a shit about this rat, Harambe was better.
>>219555936thats the hiv positive bug chasing tattooum
>>219555857The fuck does that have to do with me needing to top up my gas card and being a forgetful cunt?
>>219555978Why would you get a tattoo of that?
>>219555987Most mentally stable lefty
>>219555924thecritic >>219555895love punch
bi-election
>>219555987This lad served me in CeX
thinking about getting in bed anyway
ktim to every post in this thread
apropos of nothing I had to throw out a jar of Peck's Anchovette this morning
>>219555987In principle im against euthanasia but then people like that exist and I think, let them have it.
Go on then. I'll bite then. Who won the election then?
>>219556034Same here. Knackered man
>>219556018so other fuckholes know you have the gift
who is timmy
>>219555885lol
any bafta bulls in?
imagine sex with the nigger leader of conservativesmmmmmmi have tourette so im allowed to say that word
>>219555987rorke getting baited by the green hair people
>>219556052Cute
>>219556062ktim
going to get some booze in and start the diet from 1st march. doesn't make sense to start on a random midweek day does it
>>219556075when did you break up with your gf
>>219555987I think I had floppy eyelid syndrome for about a month after I got punched in the eyeWent away on its own so maybe not but it was a very floppy eyelid
getting all excited about tonight's by-election taking place 140 miles away from me!!!
>>219556083>baitedIn what way?
>>219556075imagine if the retard said the n world on purpose to play redditors and blacks against each other for 2 weeks.
Going to finish a Sopranos rewatch tonight. I think ill start The Crown again next.
>hiv positive bug chasing tattoo
>>219556089Fat controller changed to normal man trying his best controller
>>219556101I think asians have that
thinking it's time for a costco trip
>>219556089really running a train on each other
why does belgium have a sexual fixation on black men
>>219556075saw your man jamie foxx getting clowned at the baftas. he tek it in front of everyone LOL
*walks in with a red book under my arm for Mousey's This Is Your Life*
tranny arses
>>219556154
>>219555555
>carmels
>>219556168NO PONIES
Love her
>>219555987leftypol manifest
>>219556275Looks like he’s got the ‘oppy eyelid ‘drome
>>219556112engagement
in the court of the crimson *inhales*KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
not replying to that
What are these threads about?
>>219556613manmoders
