reaper edish
oh god that's me...
pimp means put it in pocket
>>219597191not that impressive considering the internet has sixteen quadrillion shitskins lurking everywhere these days
>>219597234no pimpposting
>>219597248do better then
>>219597220
pimp walkin in to this thread
reminder to drink water
BOOGIE IS A ZOMBIE
it's the kind of day where i'm going to have to drink off my hangover
>>219597190fuuuuuucktime is cruel mistress
bbl appointment date secured
>>219597291hell naw
pimping men toogay sex.
>>219597298hair off the dog eh?beer is the best cure
filtering the freak
>>219597276pimps up hoes down
diagnosis: rorke
>>219597318a pimp dont concern himself with the rudeness of rude gentlemen such as yourself
mental illness
our culture has a very very schizophrenic relationship with sexuality
>>219597320rorke would never. it's da joos fault he can't have cunny. got leftypol written all over it
>>219597259already did mate got like 4,000 likes on a music video comment i made 5 years ago (back when there weren’t quite sixteen quadrillion of them)
>>219597320wow even the Sun is going with the peadophilia = mental illness line.
>>219597353germanic cultures doyou call us degenerates but we have it measured
>>219597354ummy
>>219597320this is just people with ocd intrusive thoughts not actual nonces
>>219597376no you dont France is full of libidious paedophiles
im evil
people make a deal deal out of nothing. i've noticed all cultures globally are obsessed with food and eating too
>>219597356
you will not use "饷iPIMP;i/[]($)[]๖ۣۜbdeʝeʝpepepqۣۜ๖$/iJEJPEPEdolla" in the name field.
>>219597376based France
>>219597376trvke actually
got a buzzcut a couple of months ago and now it's grown into a balding looking man cut. Need that fringe to grow back a bit pls lord x
>>219597397as i said, measured
>>219597408respect was due where respect due, respect between two pimps here
Took a 25mg Viagra pill at 11:40 this morning as a trial.Had one wank so far, definitely helped with keeping an erection.Only side effect so far is a bit of flushing in my cheeks.
mad how china had an empire called the ching dynasty
>>219597398morality is broke nigga cope
there's vomit on my sweater already
>>219597441that wasn't an empire that was the dynasty
>>219597441and a city called ching chong. fuckin jk rowling tier
>>219597441>called the ching dynasty
France is basically the Japan of Europe
>>219597441its all dynasty warriors out there. read about their civil war they had in the 19th century and it was just some little chinese fella that thought he was the brother of jesus and he just started an empire called the heavenly kingdom and 90 million people died in a few months
>>219597473nah we're the japan of europe. geographically, culturally, historically identical.
>>219597473was*we let in too many darkies
>>219597481the chongs get after it
>>219597496kek, not even close
name in the game
eating a carrot
>>219597496what's our version of a samurai hacking down plebs in the street for accidentally making one stand in your shadow?
toilfu immediately suggested I joined her in her new job, forgetting to say the same to her friend sat next to me. If that's not a sign she wants the D I don't know what is
>>219597509Island nationsea-based EmpireConservative Monarchy based historyAre you a retard? All of these things you are even close in
>>219597473NahFrance = ChinaBritain = JapanGermany = Korea
>>219597524Why you doing that then?
>>219597531English baronial occupations in Scotland, Wales and later Ireland.
>>219597509>monarchy>tea drinking>islands>naval power>continent pissoffingwell known french traits
>>219597524pop it up your bum
>>219597496I meant more due to their unapologetic horniness but yeah
>>219597557grow up
>>219597552:(
>>219597550im bugs bunny maxxing
in the summers i did traditional tiles, floor tiles by the thousands, rook tiles by the hundredsyou don't got that in england
>>219597524that's not a carrot
>>219597552kek fair
a full commitment's what I'm thinking of
>>219597538>>219597554pathetic, you're paki islands, get used to it
>>219597592you wouldn’t get this from any other goy
>>219597592urging you to reconsider as it gives them a bad vibe
i used to run this town
>>219597631at least you have horses playa
>>219597524here's the attention you ordered, sir
right then, time for coffee and a shower. double espresso coming up.
>>219597631shouldnt have posted 'p then adam
>>219597673yes please mate white 4 sugars
pimps get hoes by saying "im not out to get you mang im here to help you, you need to get out of the pimping game" without that last part after the comma
a peaceful afternoon playign Yakuza 3I'm a lonely, friendless 33 year old man you see
No sugar for me I'm sweet enough :3 xx
>>219597675probably staged but laugh everytime i see this
just filtered a name, won't divulge any further information
>>219597727:3 x
What to watch? Legally Blonde 2 or Underworld?
>219597662my post got 4 replies because it was a fine quality post accompanied by a hand crafted artisinal image. your post is a low effort dog shit zinger im afraid and i cant even bring myself to afford you one (you). consider raising the quality of your input to the thread
>>219597742Big Mommas House 2
>>21959772635 year old here, genuinely how can you have no friends at all? I'm a smelly antisocial weirdo and I still have a handful of friends I regularly meet up with
>>219597702WIHTE sugar in coffee? fuck right off
>>219597729For me it's the guy on rollerskates coming towards the camera while holding a cat and he loses balance and the cat goes flying
Rorke refusing to ever use brown sugar
>>219597748nyehh whats up doc
hey gurl im here to get rejected 10 times im trying to speed run getting some bitches and you dont look like a bottom bitch
>>219597726started skyrim so i shall continue it and suck the alcoholic jew when appropriatemight get a big order in from sainos
never get tired of snapping the gfs undies
going to start cooking soon
>>219597759People grow up and grow distant. Tastes and interests change, can't stay in your 20s forever. Stopped going out, don't like to drink anymore and I don't do drugs. Changed job a few times, eventually your friends vanish as time goes on. If you're 35 years old and you're still with the same people you knew years ago it suggests you and they have not moved on
>>219597783kek
not by her though
>>219597753>Big Mommas House 2>comedy sequel about a person in a previously unfamiliar environment Legally Blonde 2 it is!
We at /brit/ say "welcome" to posters who have absolutely no interest in understanding the culture of the general and how we hate anime and frogposters and so act like it's every other thread on 4chan.org.
>>219597788drunken gaming is the best. Was playing metro exodus while steaming recently and when I loaded up the save I was stuck in a hole nearly dead from radiation with like 15 guns in my inventory
is the namefag a bot? no human could be this boring
>>219597801bbcs never get tired of clapping her cheeks
OK ive got to go get rejected by 10 hoes and it doesnt matter because bitches aint shit
was going to go to the pictures but somebody has already reserved my favourite seat, so i'm staying home instead x
>>219597788What time do you start on the sauce? Wait til 7 myself
>>219597838He's a sperg from Brit/pol/ and he's done this exact same thing before. Eddie I think his name is.
Sweaty. Going to shower. Team.
>>219597814>If you're 35 years old and you're still with the same people you knew years ago it suggests you and they have not moved onyou can’t seriously believe this jesus christ
>>219597842your brain been pimped by the (((internet))) trick
>>219597855if theres a good 3pm i'll start then
>>219597831newfag
>>219597850I like your brain
>>219597814I get what you're saying, and there was a period where it felt like "woah you're *still* hanging out with THEM", but I've pushed past that and now I'm very grateful to still have them as friends, despite several of them starting families and moving etchave you not made any friends at toil?
>>219597871corrr post a couple pics in the shower for the team to wank to yeah
>>219597885As I say, welcome to /brit/, I wouldn't sign off with your signature though alright?
>>219597886it likes you too
>>219597909:)c
>>219597880that nigga trick ass mark ass trick
>this thing is 35what the fuck causes this? im so scared of ageing how do i avoid looking like this when im 35
>>219597917sheeeee
>>219597891shed probably be cute if she actually dressed like a normal person
fucking crazyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W28vdGp03VY
>>219597926why are you larping as a black manyou're doing what belgium does
>>219597891Wish every MP was like this
>>219597922dont be vegan
>>219597936Just catching up on the OLDs
>>219597874Perfectly normal reasoning mate. People live in stages of their life and the stage you're making friends is early on when you have all the time in the world to waste and you're still figuring out life and developing mentally and physically. I had a ton of friends when I was 14, but we did things 14 year olds did like play football on the fields and smoke weed. I'm 33 years old and people at 33 don't do that, so yeah, if you're still with these people it suggests you havent moved on
>>219597922what are you on about she looks great
>>219597940im pimping fooI got hungry for money
>>219597922avoid smoking, heavy drinking, excessive sun/tanning beds and processed junk foodtry and get plenty of sleep
>>219597933>shed probably be cute if she actually dressed like a normal person>Begin with your family.
>>219597922hrt
>>219597922thats what a real woman looks like rorke. its called aging.
>>219597948*boring blogpost siren*
4chan used to be edgy and shit i miss it
>>219597889People don't really make friends at toil at our lad come off it. Friendship is a different game at this age
any gibbymooers?
>>219597948nah mate, people dont make a lifetimes supply of friends at 14 and just keep them. Normal people make new friends all the time
>>219597922looks 17
get in their whole head
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>>219597990People in their 30s aren't actively making friends. Not normal ones anyway
>>219597974baffling post
>>219597874He doesn't, you gullible little FOOL!
Treated myself to a takeaway for lunch
japanese woman youtube rabbit hole and they're all roleplaying as prepubescent children as expected
>>219597729No, it is not. There is a whole backstory to it that I don't remember any more. From around 2008.Short: filmed in Sweden, guy was drunk in slippery socks.
>>219597974>>219598009two incels trying to figure out what normal people are like like archaeologists piecing together the daily life of an ancient sumerian
>>219597895written like the reddit nigger you are
>>219598030link
>>219597948you and your old friends grow and change with each other and the bond that forms over time is one of the strongest you can possibly experience outside of romantic love, you’ve fundamentally missed out on a big part of being human and are clearly just coping about it. normal people do not think like this
>>219597831Love frogs me
>>219597969I don't know that it ever was that edgy outside of certain particular events, there's a lot less people posting irl things now though because people don't want to get doxxed, that used to be the biggest source of wacky happenings
>>219598030some of my earliest wanks were to watching jap lezzers do sloppy kissing/spit swapping on YouTube back when you could find stuff like that on thereI was a little perv from the start lmao
yo gotti on the MTV yuh...
>>219598038howl
>>219598076its certainly more gay and hysterical now
>sorry mate we can't be friends, I made all the chums I'll ever need 15 years ago like a normal person
>>219598038scrymbng
Kidney stones!
Didn't have any friends 15 years agoDon't have any friends nowSimple
>>219598094>gay and hystericalktim
>>219598056If you have grown with the people you knew when you were 14 that only proves you haven't mentally matured or progressed outside your little town/area you grew up in, it suggests you're stunted. I've have many friends from across the world and lived in different countries over my 20s, I haven't missed out on anything. It sounds like you haven't experienced the world
>>219597977might bash one out to her
>>219598104bluds flag looks like a liquorice allsort
>>219598143This is tarq overcompensation silliness
2029: rorke voting for Reform2030: rorke being sent to the trenches in Iran https://x.com/Nigel_Farage/status/2027693784310710744
>>219598166thats you done
>>219598030Have you delved into the world of Japanese doomer YT yet? Dozens of channels all literally the exact same. Same scripts, same events (go to work, get breakfast, have subs talk about a social problem, leave work, go to a noodle bar/cafe, more subtitles, get an evening snack, go home, cry about your wife who hates you, sleep)
someone convince me to start cooking
>>219598170Why is he always sucking Trump’s cock then?
>>219598180at least they actually have a waifu
>>219598185Start cooking cunt
>>219598185Why?
fwipadoopdoop! shipadipaloop!
leftymong thought reform was right wing lmfao
if you get in their head and she does what you want her to do as her idea, thats like a horse. its like training a horse
>>219598212rorke thought labour was left wing lmfao
>>219598212well theyre not left wing are they genius
dc;vr
>>219598197After my recent encounter with some psycho bitch who thought screaming at me was how adults should communicate, I'm no longer in the "at least they have someone" camp. Shits worse than just chilling alone
>>219598180Yeah it got boring fast. One of the salarymen would just stay in an internet cafe hotel over the week instead of going home. Demonic society
Reform are socialists actuallyOf the nationalist variety
i got that heavy dick
>>219598037that does not look like it was recorded in 2008
>>219598222They are a centrist party and always have been. You just assumed it was hitlerian because of nigel (also lmao)
>>219598222Why do they have leftwing israeli ministers running their jewish wing? And why does hope not hate vet their candidates?
tricknology is the path to methamphetamine
>>219598076I miss meeting people from 4chan. There have been some cool people in the past. Everyone is too afraid/paranoid now.
>>219598143i’m stunted? i’ve kept my childhood friends close over the years and made new ones too, you’re the friendless 33 year old playing video games alone. jesus christ man it’s like i’m talking to a 17 year old right now
>>219598219Well yeah Labour's CLP is very clearly socialist mongo
>>219598257Who did you meet?
>>219598257I’ve wanted to meet some people but ever since that e-girl met some people and got beheaded. People are so crazy now.
I'd meet up a few /brit/boys for a beer on the condition that no freaks come which is naturally impossible
faggets
>>219598252centrism isn't thingname a single socialist or communist reform policy
>>219598263Yes you're stunted. Most people do not regularly and actively maintain their friendships with people they went to school with. You're clearly still a teenager yourself and you don't understand how social bonds drift and change as people progress through their life.
thinking about the future. lot on my mind
>>219598222Yes they are? Unless they plan to get rid of the legal protections that are only ever applied to people who aren't white and/or male, they're leftists. No major political figure is right wing anymore, it's all a larp. It's just shades of leftism, and the most fundamental tenet of leftism are DEI, of which the legal protections are the bedrock.
>>219598304Nationalising the railway
>>219598285im a freak but i wouldnt go tbf
>>219598316>the most fundamental tenet of leftism are DEIutterly yankified freak
>Israel strikes an Iranian primary school killing 24 studentsJust a regular saturday for Israel then
>>219598285imagine a few relatively normal lads getting together and theres one autistic freak who tags along making jokes about trannies and black willies and shit
>>219598316based schizoid
>>219598316You're saying leftism but this is just liberalism
If the Iranian regime falls, or if action fails to topple it, there is very high likelihood that millions of Iranians will flee.They will flee for Europe, just like the Syrians. Europe must simply say "We won't be taking any of you."Economic migrants from all over the world will join in the refugee flows. People from India, Pakistan, and all over the Middle East and Central Asia did this during the Syria refugee crisis.
FOY
>>219598330not him but DEI is A fundamental tenet of leftism
>>219598330We literally lock more people up than they do for this shit... and you think its a yank thing? This is classic projection>>219598336At least learn what a schizoid is, you weapon>>219598337I don't think liberalism is about giving some groups more rights and protections than others
>>219598309this sort of warped antisocial thinking is how a man ends up dying alone. good luck mate
>>219598331pure muscle memory
noooooo all the cringe shit is liberalism!i'm esoteric and unreconstructed shopfloor le marxist!!
>>219598343It's only right for the humanitarian superpower of Europe to take them in
>>219598337you’re giving the average ‘changoer far too much credit for assuming they even know the difference
>>219598274A bunch of people. Some through /b/, /cgl/ and /int/. Went on a few nights out with some of them.>>219598275This was between 2010 and 2018 I believe. I imagine there are less weirdos now, but I suspect maybe a lot more meme spouting.
>>219598364No it isn't>>219598365Liberalism is about trying to protect all people under the lawLeftism seeks to abolish the law
>my feed is being flooded with clips saying Iranians are cheering for Jewish and American planes bombing themMost subtle
>>219598343Why does she look so dysgenicAre we really that ugly as a people
>>219598369If you think acknowledging personal growth changes social connection is "warped" you're obviously an 18 year old kid
Mousey won't be here no more. I beat him up
ive been feeling really ugly this week. so youre right maybe it is projection (from her)
im voting for …the magpie party !!
mashallah tel aviv will look like fallout 3 in our lifetime
>>219598406she's extremely good looking your mind is warped
Legally speaking you can actually ask out any girl at your work at least once and she can't report you as long as you aren't in power over her.Yes that includes a 17 year old woman.
>>219598400You need to stop talking about things you know nothing about
>>219598435Got a jaw that the looksmaxers would admire
>>219598438but you wont
well said zaz
>>219598435ghoulish skull
>>219598455nigga name Sultana
>>219598442You're confusedEquality before the law is a core point of liberalism
rorke listening to "why should I worry" from the oliver and company soundtrack
another political cat fight day is it?
wild how US walked into the most blatant trap ever by Iran purely because they have to blindly support Israel
a pimp dont care what is going on in al khaeda
doing ANOTHER spicy poo. hot hot hot!
>>219598480what trap is that? How do you think the US is going to be negatively impacted by this?
Jarvis show me pictures of rabbits and cats hanging out and being friends
>>219598480imagine thinking iran wants a war with america
>>219598430Na amerinigs will sacrifice their military to defend it
>>219598492bitch you think that just because bitches dont shit that a pimp cant smell you?
>>219598494Who is Jarvis?
poo so hotmotherfuckers wanna fine me
>>219598469err yeah in the 18th century maybe mate. and antifa simply means being against fascists haha
>>219598504yh hopefully millions of yanks die horribly too
>>219598511Jarvis, hang this nigga
computer load up celery man
>>219598480It's not a trapIf Iran gains nuclear weapons then the US essentially looses all chances of control in Asia
>>219598526nice
>>219598516that shit gay
>>219598530Why doesn't Russia lend them a few
>>219598519In the 21st century it means that and yes that's what antifa means
>we're targeting the senior iranian leadership>we bombed a girls school and killed 53 childrenright
Having a coca cola zero cherry vanilla float (new flavour) highly recommend it team
are there any country that actually likes israel being aroundlikes, not is currently being blackmailed by
>>219598553tbf the leadership could have been in there noncing the kids
>>219598553that was future iranian leadership
Yeah can't wait to vote Reform and have my tax money go to murdering Iranian schoolgirls for Israel and causing a massive refugee crisisGreat stuff
the reds
recommend you stop pretending to be a woman
>>219598530the meeting was the trap, they baited the initial strike out of the US which resulted in a failed assassination attempt that now gives the IRGC complete public support to escalate the region without being seen as the aggressor and facing internal unrest which is the only real threat to the regime
>>219598585need a heki hatty
>>219598315it will all be ok in the endif it's not ok it's not the end
Currently have a penis highly recommend it team
>>219598577sc
>>219598553israeli intel confirmed the leaders were hiding in tunnels under the school
>>219598553they had a secret nuclear lab down there
>>219598553child sacrifice is a core belief of the zionist regime if not THE core beliefthey literally view it as a righteous way to goad the rest of the world into attacking them so they can fulfill their little faggy kile prophecy of global war
>>219598575It's Iran not Israel >>219598581For Restore so you can deport violent 1st generation immigrants and nobody else
>>219598585who do you reckon has the biggest knob
>>219598596*starts humping you*
>>219595637Sweden moment
iran can't be toppled because the only people who are anti regime are gay middle class students and rich kids in tehran, all the fighting age males are 100% against western imperialism and would fight to the death for the IRGC
>>219598550Well if you're going to play the game of being intentionally obtuse about the topics by limiting yourself only to the dictionary definition of words in its literal form as opposed to the real life application and its real-life consequences then don't reply to me again. Communism is simply the public ownership of the means of production and Fascism is merely autocratic dictatorial rule
I demmand attention trick. give me some sugar
i see toby's benefits got cut
starmer quaking
>>219598636no need to sign off
>>219598591I suppose it could be but it could also be they were just trying to stall time
so lucky not to have been born in a country that is constantly being raped by the west
>>219598572fucking india LOL
>>219598553SCHOOL GIRLS MENTIONED
Reckon the magpie party have a better chance than reform or restore
got the primus on. not great tbqh
>>219598632Must be mental to live in a country where 90% of people are patriots and ethnically homogeneous
Dire state that our future two main parties are essentially puppets in a middle east proxy war
>>219598615>For Restore so you can deport violent 1st generation immigrants and nobody elsebizarre lie
>>219598631You're autistic mate
>>219598649why i oughta…
Yeah yeah yeah we've all heard your shit transphobic jokes Nathan
keep them hoes on they toes unless a clients got foot fetish doughs
>>219598671don't like their studio albums, quite good livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ML1kZ_HoxE&list=RD4ML1kZ_HoxE&start_radio=1
>>219598651iran was stalling negotiations because they knew the negotiations were a fugazi, when was the last time the US actively negotiated for peace without bluffing? both sides were playing each other, iran purposely started meeting more US demands the closer it got to striking not because of fear (the strikes were inevitable) but because it looks worse on the US to use excessive force when peace was ' possible '
>>219598684settle down Johan
>>219598674come to tasmania
Swear Iran has been "on the verge of" creating nuclear weapons for my entire lifetime at this pointGenuinely how do boomers still believe thisAt least yank boomers have the excuse of being retarded to believe some misinterpretation of the Bible
>>219598633This is what these things are in real life applicationLiberalism creates an unequal society through property rights and equality under the law, you're free to accumulate capital not to discriminateantifascists spend their time monitoring fascist groups and doxxing themLeftists want an end to the law and the state and class and capital itself
>>219598693post the balls and there will be an end to the horror
Swear you've been posting politics outside of /pol/ for hours now
>>219598745whats the alternative 'we need to destroy iran to create a vacuum in the region for israel to finally achieve their expansion'
>>219598721You have chafed armpits
>>219598725Looks comfy ngl but I heard the local government is dodgy af
>>219598764Keep crying ;)
>>219581937 >>219581937 >>219581937
just been done
>>219598764a war has just started
Sir John New
had an absolutely insane wank this morningprobably in my top 100 of all time
>>219598788only war going on here is between you and your inceldom
he's done me. i clicked straight on that without even hovering
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>>219598797They're clearly in a non aggression pact
>>219598797I've not had a shag in five years so that's me done tbf
I yah fuck em sneed em feed em third one but I dont fucking need em
send keir starmerstein's children to fight in iran
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Flying through Dubai on Monday morning. Probably going to get delayed
haha yeah
>>219598826>>219598832>>219598834>>219598835>>219598837u lot fink ur fuckin funny do ya?
>>219598888yeah every time I see those states with mixed demonomics and shit the black and the white are always separate and shit. thats the south
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