Pickled punk edition
old >>219606547
>>219612789i look like that
>>219612789His face has gotten so round and orange
need gftfw no gf
How can I, as a white boy, get Latinas to overcome their natural hatred for my kind and make one be my gf?
cracking open a brewski
>>219612998she's mostly white so you just talk to her and you'll be fucking her in 2seconds flat, doofus
Can't stop farting
Where can I find pornography of African women (from Africa)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft0vkKCadgk
the amount of israeli government bots on twitter right now is INSANE
>>219613029NTA but whiteness doesn't matter. Their culture and language is different It's a pretty big gap
>right now
>>219613107I said fucking her, doofus
>>219613053On reddit
>>219613101>still using ShitterDo you hate yourself?
Stepped into the bathroom 2 times at work to wizz, and that was enough to come home smelling like shit Why tf can't the jannies just set up a scented candle or anything in the restrooms i swear to God it's unearthly
>>219613161I'm not a libtard so it doesn't bother me seeing differing opinions
>>219613139Yeah so Hard if not impossible to rizz someone up when they can barely speak English
on monday, the line will still go up
xitter is the only way for me to see sports highlights and college who-oars in bathing suits
I wish a black girl would sit on my face and suffocate me
i only use Bluesky it's way more objective
>>219612881He looks like fucking Orson Welles and has since 2016
Momberg made tacos I was dreading it because how bland the meat usually is but she put new seasoning on it and it tasted hella good now I'm chilling with her and watching TV
AAAHHHHHHH
>>219613215
Done with waging so this wagie gets a little wagie treat of masturbation Hells yes!
>>219613220worst bait I've seen in years
>>219613243How hot is your mom post pics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BKTxntVBEApost chunes
Very liberal relative is discussing getting citizenship in another cunt cuz of Drumpf Lmao
>>219613346After I go to school I want to live in Whitehorse, Yukon
Stunning and brave
This is democracy manifest
>>219613450so jason's real name is micheal...
>>219613413Enjoy paying 4x as much for everything.
>>219613450being born with a micropenis is the stuff of horror really Almost worse than being a tranny because there's nothing you can do about it you were just always going to never be a full man because your genes cursed you Makes me feel grateful for my avg sized wang
>>219613462WHAT IS THE CRIME? ENJOYING A WARM BEER UPON THE WEEKEND?
>>219613500Have you lived there
My dog almost caught a rabbit, had to tell it to stop because it was about to bite it. Fast dog she was.
Momberg constantly ignores me when I speak she favors the TV over me
>>219613512>Makes me feel grateful for my avg sized wanghow big is it
>>2196136594 1/2 inches
>>219613512being an incel is much much worse
>And he died like a dog didn't he folks?
>>219613656Whip out your penis and slap it on her toes
i love watching brwnpipo die in car chases or car accident videos
>>219613656your mom sounds like my dream girl
>>219612998>their natural hatred for my kinddoesnt exist. thats a far-reaching pysop by global brown-ry to suppress the truth that *all brown women love white boys
Thread intermission music:https://youtu.be/N_YyC8vKjUI
>>219613806the fat and ugly ones think the grapes are too sour
>>219613656
Any good ratatouille rule34?
>>219613884Weird ass
>>219613884There's gotta be like one pic
Any good ratatouille suicide videos?
>>219613911I need to goon bro don't hate
Uhhhh let's see here let me getAHHHHHHH an Italian beef dip the meat dry bread anddddddddd UHHHHHHH a old style with a shot of sambuca YEAHHHH let's do that
>Death to Americ-AAAAAAAAACK
The shah of iran whatever happened there
i am conflict avoidant
>>219613512I'm always grateful for my large and attractive cock
>They've done in Chris Jericho innit
>>219614122Same but I know nigs feed off that so when the crazy ones on crack stare at you and mumble nonsense you have to just look them straight in the eyes
>>219614102He got kicked out
>>219614102Probably sucking off some sheep or some shit
>California judge rules that the killing of the Ayatollah was illegal
>>219614212i do that but if anyone goes past direct eye contact into verbal argument i back down pretty easily and my eyes water and my lips quiver and i feel a lump in my throat
>>219614338Technically was
>>219614367I don't know if that's okay
>>219614338You can't kill your enemies because... people die if they are killed!
>>219614394i am conflict avoidant
>>219614391Isn't.
>>219614391>technicallyTechnically how?
>>219614338These faggot judges should be arrested real talk
>>219614417Killing a leader of another nation is an act of war, which should be voted on by congress.
if you're a women i just want you to know that you dont have to be super sexy to be my gf, i can settle for less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46MALEk-7cE
>>219614475It isn't the last war approved by Congress was world war II. Like actually do the research and look it up
>>219614475No it isn't you faggot. In war you don't kill the enemy heads of state. That's exactly why this isn't a war. This was a special operation.I spit on his grave.
Relegated to sitting on the floor because of dadbergs bonfire I smell like smoke
>>219614512
im back
>>219614475Fair point, I buy it. Of course, that line has been well trodden for decades now of course so it makes little difference
>>219614542Its actually stupid, they're waging war but just not declaring it.
>>219614475>nooooooo Somalis and Democrats have to consent to the Ayatollah getting BTFOlmao
>>219614598congress relinquished the power to start and engage in armed conflict to the sole discretion of the president 25 years ago. it would be HUGE if the supreme court said the congress can't delegate its own powers.
Why arent you sausage maxxing?
>>219614629Sausage in an air fryer sounds like a good idea
>>219614614>start and engage in armed conflict to the sole discretion of the president 25 years ago.Basically start a war without declaring one. I don't know if that's what the founders envisioned
>>219614651it isn't, but we live in a gay, retarded, jewish nigger society
Gonna play death stranding
Smoked meatballs sound like they should work but I'm also afraid of trying to make them
so tired
Is baki a straight guy show?
>>219614705The game looks dreadful
Slept all day long
I want this.
>>219614790Have you hooked yet?
>>219614794What do you mean by hooked?
>>219614792why am i watching this couple grow up and hold someone else's little nigger baby?
corrdid a pooberg mid-roon todaywas propa satisfyin'had already warmed up abput a mileden did the pooberg before instantiatin' the interval session16 × 300m
>>219614818Because you're missing out on raising another man's child out of love
.
>>219614792This will happen to you regardless of what you want
How is Iblis fucking the ayatollah in hell right now?
>>219614629I gave your mom 300 reps of my sausage, IYKWIM
Hop on Dandy's World
jesus doesnt like me
>>219614705what is his secret?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46qo_V1zcOM
>>219615087Jesus loves all.
Someone buy me the new resident evil
>>219615121*kicks you in the nuts*
I went to mass today at 5:00 pm. I can sleep in tomorrow
>>219615126*licks your nuts*
>>219615121No buy it for me first
back from my 3 day vacay
Gays for trump
>>219614475The Democrats are the party of traitors and foreigners, the US military does not need their consent to do anything.
>>219615087if he loved jewish tax collectors in the first century, he loves youthose people were so killable
>>219615176what did you do?
>>219614475Damn history is full of illegality. Sounds like legality kinda don't matter desu
just unequivocally BTFO'd someone on /vg/(not a tranny game, MMO, gacha, or moba)
Fucking magnets,How do they work?
>>219615234>its not [every thread on /vg/]
>>219615284Magnetism
>>219615286there is exactly one (1) game that's not all of those, and I play it
>>219615176https://youtu.be/cNyzjQtgJjA
>>219615284Like how penis is attracted to pussyOpposites attract o algo
>>219615284the devil
>>219615284All I know is when you pour water on them they stop working
>>219615216did a little racism
having braces sucks so much 98% of the timehave stale gummies in my mouth and have to just let my spit melt them
>>219615087https://youtu.be/dhXiVBhwEQk?si=gDo7nsufYofvDxOz
>>219615392braces cause tooth loss later in life. sorry to break it to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh7BZf7D5Bw
Did you guys see the new caseoh video? Holy kino
>>219615392Girls with braces are cute
Momberg gave me a $30 entertainment budget whoop whoop
girls are so incredibly sexy, why was i cursed to be an incel?
your mom gave my "budget" some entertainment
Today is so not groovy that yesterday's papers just came in today
Since when does Kiwifarms have a Christian Content rating
nobody calls their penis a budget
I just want to dive face first into some muff
>>219615553what do they call yours? shrimp?
get the muslims bombedget their supporters (democrats) jailedget the illegals deported
>>219615575Shrimple as really
>>219615504what are you gonna buy?
suck that jewish cock
>>219615575And Israeli cock in your ass
I support the Ayatollah completely his regime is the last bastion in the world against woke western degeneracy Today is a very sad day liberalism has won
>>219615582Halo 4 and something cool that I will post about when it comes
I love horror movies
>>219615608cool
>>219615587You would like that you kinky Brazilian
>>219615607I still believe in Russia
Ate an entire pizza, a cheeseburger, and cheese sticks Is my heart going to explode soon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WLw_0DFQQ
>>219615616Hell yeah
Do you guys like the eceleb Synthetic Man?
I’m doing this to you tomorrow
I'm running a penis deficit
im going full incel mode
>>219615644What happened to my man Ippo?
>>219615612what's your favourite horror movie?
>>219615641I like some of his videos but sometimes he's too negative and that can get depressing
>>219614792Why did the baby’s color change.
>>219615641Never heard of him
>>219615663The Witch
>>219615663The fly or the thing
>>219615661What mode were you before?
>>219615204I don’t think Jesus thought he was going to die though with him claiming to be the Messiah.
Is the wage mad he has to work Monday?
>>219615681i was partial incel mode up until high school
>>219615677Also Psycho
>>219615691all humans eventually die, you dummy
>>219615661Being an incel makes no sense. Don’t worry so much about sex.
I prefer psychological horror Rosemary's Baby is great. Also really liked this weird Italian one I saw recently Don't Look Now
>>219615708Easy for you to say sex haverYou're like a man stuffing his face with fine sweets telling a homeless beggar not to worry about food
>>219615719>Rosemary's Baby I refuse to watch this on principle
>>219615708Which part doesn't make sense, involuntary or celibate?
>>219615204in the entire bible, there was only one (1) jewish tax collector who chose to be remorseful for his actions. it's such a striking story, that it can only exist in a religious myth
If Jesus loved me he'd spawn a hot chick to suck my dick
We need to talk about alysa liu
Hereditary seems to be polarizing among horror fans. I liked it.
so umm what does everywun fink bout diss news.thst david bowie basically had his daughter kidnapped and sent to wilderness abusive treatment centers, in her own words, and she was trapped at wun of deez fings when he died.here is my complete re-programming of bowie's "heroes":Beauty and the BeastV-2 SchneiderSense of DoubtMoss GardenNeukolnSecret Life of ArabiaSons of the Silent AgeJoe the LionBlackout"Heroes"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcliQeyqtCE
>>219615733Why, you mean cause of Polanskis pedo shit?
im a volcel
>>219615747I heard she got aids
>>219615719yes both great filmscheck outman who fell to eartjby director of dont look now
>>219615766Yes
>>219615754i liked it as well
>>219615707Yeah, but the Messiah was said to rule as a king in the end times.That’s why there’s the whole Second coming in ChristianityThat’s why Jews reject Jesus because Jesus didn’t fulfill the Messianic prophecies.
>>219615754thought was kinda boring.and extremely derivative of older better films like as already mentioned rosemary baby exorcist
>>219615770she will probably get a ton of work promoting stuff and doing ads yes
I wish I had some crystal meth
>>219615791Yeah she's doing adsalldudes (in)sight
>>219615738That’s my point don’t worry so much about sex. Don’t care about being involuntary celibate. You’ll probably get sex eventually. Worrying about it so much or making a label for yourself won’t make it better.
>>219615799oof
i wish i had a girlfriend or even a girl friend that has sex with me sometimes
We need to discuss alysa liu and iran
I don't watch anything with that weirdo Woody Allen either
>>219615772Idc desu lots of fucked up people have made good art. If a serial killer made a cool movie I'd watch it Polanskis pedo shit stems from him having such messed up childhood, not that it justifies it but he basically didn't have a family growing up
>>219615802>You’ll probably get sex eventually
>>219615802I asked you a question and your answer was "that's my point." You are not sapient.
thoughts on women
>>219615844Skeptical of their existence
fr fr
>>219615844children of satan
Women should just be men but they turn into women during the breeding season
There are people born during Obama's second term that have had sex and (You) still haven't
>>219615844As I see anyone else. People who can hopefully do good things.
blaming a Jew for p*dophilia is like blaming a lion for being a predator they can't help itIike trying to feed a cat a vegetable only diet
Relaxing saturday innit
>>219615890but then that would mean we need to get rid of the jews idk how normies will react to this
if women acted like men they would be ultra whores but at least they would be cooler some of them
the lads
>>219615901Wrong chud you can tame an animal. The fact that your mind went to genocide so fast says all I need to know about you!
>>219615898Possibly the worst thing I've seen on this site
Extravert society (evil) oppressed introverted people (innocent)
>>219615898orangutan body
Chuds and trannies need to combine and become one. It's the only way to win.
>>219615755>david bowie basically had his daughter kidnapped and sent to wilderness abusive treatment centers
this is the vibehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_z6D-eK5uI
>>219615956imagine the smell
>>219615898there goes my appetite
cunt foreigners are saying the zips werent scored fairly and alysa was overscored because shes american
is there a not-shitty part of St. Louis
i will be embarking on a gaming adventure
I feel I'm slowly but surely turning into an ugly gross bastard
Have you ever had sex with someone so out of your league, you never want to wash your balls again?
bf randomly grabbed my nipples (male) said soft then walked away...
>>219616039kys
Who has better tenders between KFC and Jack in the box
>>219616071Church's chicken
only thing I get from JITB are breakfast jacks
someone in my building was throwing out an unopened 12 pack pepperoni hot pockets so i guess i can eat this week
>>219616111ricky....
>someone in my building was throwing out an unopened 12 pack pepperoni hot pockets so i guess i can eat this week
>>219616111bruh
>>219616133hate seeing cute anime girls fighting :(
>>219616133I said this before already, but I wish women would play around like this in real life.
>>219616153No its funny because she's jealous
all caught up on my animes
Did you died?
>>219616228source:my ass
if i had a pussy im sure that shit would stink
Imagine being the jew-doc that specializes in neo-vaginas how do you even bring that shit up at the dinner table when they ask what you do for a living
>>219616318>I specialise in cosmetic enhancements for a marginalized demographic
Good news, your mother and I are getting married
>>219616333does this mean i get canadian citizenship?
>>219616346No, we're moving to Delaware
>>219616354tax dodger
>>219616368howling
Catberg farted and wants to lay with me and doesn't understand why I don't.
Mom came into my room to check if everything is okay (she heard me talking to myself)
>>219616394my mom is used to me talking to myself its how i work problems out
Delaware Detroit smash
Thirdie shithole always get epic names for their leaders like supreme leader ayatollah, supreme commander, general secretary of the worker's party etcmeanwhile we just get some generic looking politician in a suit generic title President Mcdonald Monroe
I love living in a country where there's a next to zero percent chance I'll die in a retaliatory attack because what my government does
I Like Ike
>>219616425terrorists still exist dumbass
>talking to yourselfAye dem niggas schizo
>>219616408The more badass the title the weaker they are
>>219616425zoomers dont remember 9/11shameful
https://youtu.be/yybznry-1nU?list=PLLHyHi7NUwSY4RMEFG9CDMrPcr-EbSDLH&t=92
>>219616354Grim. Another Canadian wanting to move here
>>219616438One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter
>>219616438That's why I said next to zero dumbass
>>219616425kinda funny because i'd wager even after getting bombed and factoring all that goverment protests and whatever statistically you're still probably much more likely to be a victim and die in USA than die in Iran
Islamic terrorism is the last bastion of hope holding out against the tide of wokeism Any serious honest chud should convert to Islam now while you still have a chance
>>219616462but i like weed and eating pork
>>219616354What part
https://youtu.be/VwNFheciIQI?si=bMb0wX6ycbSA0Ole
>>219616472Wilmington
>>219616441hahaha this guy doesn't talk to himself, what a freak!
>>219616462Langley isn't even trying anymore
I'd rather live in the wokest gayest place on the planet than live in islamic ruled dictatorship
>>219616504the fuck is wrong with they arms
>>219616544Move to Dearborn and live in both
im not saying orange man good, im saying the opposition worse
>>219616523I wish I was an epic glowie paid to troll chuds. Maybe i should email them with a pic of my posts and ask them to cashapp me
Give me one good reason I shouldn't have a chicken coop and farm my own eggs
>>219616544probably wouldn't effect your day-to-day if you're just an ordinary family.
>>219616583Why do you need a reason not to? Unless you live in an apartment
>>219616583You live in a studio apartment downtown
>>219616590Retard
>>219616583It's illegal if you live in the city
i feel like no one deserves to be an incel, but women, they are heartless
>>219616620Wrong
>>219616590I imagine there's some censorship but for your average person you just go about your business and work same as anywhere
Oy you got a license for those chickens
>>219616620>>219616641It's the same here in Edmonton, you just need to apply for a permit.
>>219616590My day to day involves listening to music, drinking alcohol, and looking at women's uncovered faces
>here in Edmonton
You need a license to have chickens but not to have children. No wonder the world is in the state it's in.#trvke
>>219616678got a problem with edmonton buddy?
>>219616698Deadmonton
canadian butts drive me nuts
My brother is in Montreal right now
>>219616698It's too far north
>>219616710They speak French there
>>219616675A hijab doesnt cover the face. i think you're thinking of a burqa
>>219616339>>219616339>>219616339
>>219616704Hongcouver
Ayatollah butts smell like sumac and walnuts
>>219616710Which part?>>219616720Only the cool parts
>>219616727How's that dirty mall you have?
>>219616733what about canadian butts?
>>219616742I have no idea. He sent pictures of him at an aquarium so where ever that is
>>219616748Dunno never been to Edmonton
>>219616758Biodome. I'm near, imma molest your brother.
The Edmonton Oilers
>>219616798They'll all kill themselves when Connor McDavid leaves Edmonton
Where's the new you lazy fucks
>>219616815>Connor McDavidI don't watch hockey and apparently this guy is the best in the world but it seems like he always loses
I have only ever been to 2 cities in Canada. Niagara Falls and Kingston. They both sucked. TBF to Kingston I was like 12 when I went there
I almost said "Hongcouver" out loud infront of my coworkers the other day
>>219616815More like a collective sigh of relief, he sucks.
canadians in /cum/ be like: bud stop talking about our butts. it's so weird!! >.>
>>219616824Pulling a team to the finals twice in a row isnt always losing. Thats more like laffs
Everyone is saving their posts for next thread I see
NEW WHEN
Get it made
diamond hands
I just came and I don't feel like getting up to clean the mess
*claps twice*come on thread cuck
ill make a new one
new >>219616967>>219616967>>219616967
>>219616963>>219616963>>219616963new breadberg
>brit made newgrim days in /cum/
