reform edish
Is america just too powerful?The entire government of iran gone in like 1 hour lol
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnK_BhuCcdc
poo
>>219617718Makes one wonder why they didn't do this before Trump
So is the revolution over? Is the Shah returning.
>>219617822Cor let's hope so
>>219617700he means getting them all into the uk btw
Who will I be voting for at the next election? The Green Party, of course!
>>219617871based
Don't all post at once lads.
sage
>>219618005can't post that
I'd huff her farts. I'd get high on her poo fumes.
why dont people pick up their horse poo like they do dog poo
night shift but first we yam
might just stuff it up my bum now mightn't I
Just woke up
>>219618240You've missed the war, lad
Genuinely mental that Khameini is deadHow can be leader for so long then just die in one airstrike?
The vaccine claims another victim
Can’t believe that when I came back from my shithole country, after seeing conflict, and when I came back safe my ex went full retard thinking a fire in his town was a bomb.Who the fuck will hit bumfuck nowhere as a got em. Really pissed me off as if it’s some competition with experience.But my drinking and the thought of me going over was a competition to him.It wasn’t and I’ll blog on about it as it’s really made me think about how stupid he was my frontal lobe finally being developed
>>219618262he was 86 years old. a good scare probably would have killed him.instead he goes out a martyr, which is the goal of every muslim extremist
>>219618262does being the leader of a country typically make you immune to explosives?
>>219618262
>>219618279>>219618262I am hearing that on his deathbed Ali Khamenei received the light of Zoroastrianism and unhesitatingly recited the entirety of the Ohrmazd Yasht. Even now he lounges in splendid insolence in the House of Song. Truly there is no god but Ahura Mazda, and Zoroaster is his prophet!
>>219618277It usually means having a bunker.
shame he won't live to see pride parades in Tehran
>>219618279First day?
Persians have an interesting history and culture. In another timeline I might have been an Iranaboo.
They should restore the monarchy and not be anyone's puppet.
>>219618311The western ones will love you, however the ones there will hate you.
>>219618311If they had half a pair of balls I'd have kept a portrait of Sir Khamenei on my nightstand. Unfortunately it's another century of total ZOG victory
Lot of posts that belong on /pol/ in this thread. Let’s keep it related to British culture, okay? We wouldn’t want the janitor to be upset now, would we?
>>219618331Cry some more you gigantic fucking loser
i can fix her
>>219618332Why was Queen Victoria a chud.
I LOVE MY SUEDI BOYFRIEND. HE NEVER MAKES FUN OF ME AND MY COUNTRY.
>>219618332boohoo, Brits are involved.
>>219618338Not crying though am I
>Iran on the brink of collapse>Venezuela already folded>Cuba about to crumble>Russia is an emaciated paper tiger>China won't do shit Total ZOG Victory Jews have nearly achieved world domination
>>219618368Grim days ahead
Seriously though why don’t you just go discuss it on /pol/
Breakin' rocks in the hot sunI fought the zog and the zog wonI fought the zog and the zog wonI needed money 'cause I had noneI fought the zog and the zog wonI fought the zog and the zog won
cant fall asleep so ive just been staring at the tv for hours
just sneezed twice
>>219618400ktim except I'm on the cans
What if Britain invented anime? Wouldn't that be crazy?
Kwab
>>219618400My ex’s body by the end after he told me that I was ugly.
>>219618464BAAAAASEEEED
>>219618476ever tongue his gooch?
poo morning
it early
surely it would have been better to just let him die naturally and let all the built up water/demographic/financial issues destroy the country, just wait 5 more years
the big arch is hereit's my fat christmas
>>219618522it's not really that good honestly
Good morning /brit/ crew, and what a morning it is!
>>219618520well thats hardly gonna distract the media away from epstein is it
>>219618520been building up to this for 30 years, this was the perfect time. Navy will be gone, missiles gone, permanent destabilization. Syria/Libya/Iraq treatment. Se acabo
craving some dat super hot doritoe
>>219618490Would rather kill myself, he had chronic brapism.And he knew I hated it gross freak.
May Khamenei find peace in the afterlife Death to AmeriKKKa Death to Pissrael
love anime me
>what do you see when you turn out the light>I can't tell you but I know it's mineWhat was meant by this
>>219618576The Beatles were awful lyricists.
Morning bbgirls
heem sleepy
>>219618560You lost
>>219618612The (((West))) has TFR below 1 Any regime that can't replace its own population is not worth supporting
stroking my moustachedone being clean shaven always
what year will our hannah become prime minister?
>>219618665Can you grow a nice beard?
>>219618611sleepy crodie
>>219618689no
>>219618724my brother couldn't grow one until he was 23-24 and suddenly he could
cooking up some spaghetti and baked beans
Having a spenglerian poo
>>219618783in one dish?
>>219618815ya
>>219618827Interesting, never heard of that
Thinking of making chicken and rise again.
>>219618876>rise
GTA is gonna be woke isn't it
Might go postal n be a vagrant
might do a woke
>>219618876that chicken looks peng
Eating rocks
>>219618924Thanks, rice was also good, has a little bit of saffron in it.
tell me about yourself anon
Sir Christopher Wren’s Unrealized Vision For The City of London After The Great Fire Of 1666
>>219618576referring to the long-term effects of LSD on visual perception that happens to 5% of users
>>219618967I believe in one God,the Father almighty,maker of heaven and earth,of all things visible and invisible.I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,the Only Begotten Son of God,born of the Father before all ages.God from God, Light from Light,true God from true God,begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;through him all things were made.For us men and for our salvationhe came down from heaven,and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,and became man.For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,he suffered death and was buried,and rose again on the third dayin accordance with the Scriptures.He ascended into heavenand is seated at the right hand of the Father.He will come again in gloryto judge the living and the deadand his kingdom will have no end.I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,who proceeds from the Father and the Son,who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,who has spoken through the prophets.I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sinsand I look forward to the resurrection of the deadand the life of the world to come. Amen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpMwHq01oUcMans got the batarang.
>>219618976Reminds me of certain parts of Stockholm
do you ever open the porn but then suddenly change your mind and don't have a wank? happens to me all the time
pake. pook....
>>219618967Nah
>>219618967I hate sushi and bimbos who the fuck are you and how did we get here
>>219619038Nah bro I commit even when I'm not feeling itThat's disciplineThat's hard workThat's what being a man is a ll about
>>219619038Yeah and I never looked back
finna fry some eggs and bread then shove it all down my throat washed down with a coffee
Oh my daysGotta pay rent tomorrow Shoulda never left mommas
got to catch up on the night's happenings
>>219619099Nice, an interesting fact from the Balkans is that we make french toast by shallow frying it in oil instead of what everyone else does with a little butter. Try it out sometimes, it comes out very crispy.
Perhaps you'd like to consider my daffodils that are on their last legs and the start of spring
>>219619099How many eggs? I earnestly want to know for a theory I have.
>>219619155reminded me of when jamie oliver showed kids how chicken nuggets are made and, thinking they'd be disgusted, asked if they still wanted some and they all said yes
>>219619155>an interesting fact from the BalkansNO ONE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES
bagel and cappuccino down the hatch x
>>219619155nice. I was tempted to try air frying it which would just involve brushing it with oil rather than using any butter>>2196191764 eggs for the weekend brekkie. 2 large and 2 very large
happy St David's Day lads
>>219619155i fry bread in pork fat
>>219619215Right back at ya Llewellyn.
>>219619215cringe
>>219619180Yeah I remember that, I don't like this guy's cooking, he uses all the wrong ingredients by presuming cause he thinks British people don't have access to simple stuff and he ruins dishes. But yes people think it's strange that we fry french toast, it is very good. Put some strawberry jam on it, or powdered sugar or even honey, it's so good. >>219619207Yeah that would be good, I've seen videos of people doing it, it's a bit healthier and again yields a crispy toast. >>219619217based
>>219619215
>>219617700Er...
I am worthy of sex
>>219619207where do you even get "very large" eggs
Coffee time
>>219619310with that white foam and brown rim it really does look exactly like elton john's quivering arsehole
>>219619310Looks good, do you have a latte machine?
>>219619304aldi. they're not much larger than regular large really
>>219619207Good lad for not believing the scam about eggs giving you bad cholesterol. Absolute bollocks.
>>219619324>british flags>"british free range">"british farms">"british llion quality"cuh-riiiiiiiiiiiiiinge
>>219619324sounds like you've been done up like a kipper
>>219619336*throws a cushion at you*
>>219619336Looks like someone is jealous his country's eggs do not have lion quality.
She's very pretty for a girl that poops.
>>219619330This is so dumb, eggs are literally perfect, it's like taking a multivitamin but actually bioavailable.
take me back boss
well that's dogberg off for a poo in the garden
>>219619378you need taking back to the retirement home unc
Bonza Eggs from Aussie Chooks
>>219619267
woke up and immediately thought about her award
swit uz iggs frum kiwi hins
>>219619400Your gf? Haha that's cute, you should call her and tell her that
>>219619378I'm so thankful about having had Cartoon Network as a kid so I could learn English even before going to 1st grade.
>>219619400she never thinks about you at all
>>219619267Brookfield is all forested hills so that makes absolutely perfect sense
>I let them use you>For their own endsWhat did he mean by this?
Who?
>>219619428https://youtube.com/watch?v=c_GP1pxfGho
>>219619409she's my gf, she just doesn't know it yet x
Remember when I used to just want to go back in time to relive my school days with all my acquired knowledge and absolutely smash them.Now I couldn't think of anything worse.What does this mean?
>>219619418So true, neeks that have exes deserve it all, I hope they all get the same treatment they give to these women.
>>219619457>who covers who's 'never heard it' for what
Based Hannah dabbing on Starmer
>>219619469I wish I could go back to the middle ages where me being able to read would instantly make me a success
>>219619480unc's proud of living under a rock
>>219619503correct. you'll see
>>219619497Hope inadvertently smash your glasses on the first day
>>219619497I would bring an ipad, speakers and some disco lights and convince everyone I was a god of some kind
>"Beatles"? Never heard of them, must be shit
>>219618976PengNeed to flatten everything built after the Edwardian era and start again
>>219619427Not what you think it means.
little zoom zoom getting his knickers in a twist lol
>>219619469I have forgotten how to do math, thinking about when my kids will need help with homework and I wouldn't be able to help them.
>>219619521I don't wear glasses bruce. amazed an aussie can read quite frankly
Rap is starting to die just like rock died in 1999, blues has been dead for 40 years, country has somehow still remained on the charts even though there's nothing new in its sound or lyrics, most staple genres except EDM seem to be on their way out.
Mad how much my tiktok feed is just chubby women getting their bellies out and other associated fetishes.God bless the Chinese
>>219619575Can't stand this whiney piece of shit. Dude cried when Charlie Kirk got shot. What a fucking pussy LMAO
>>219619567They ruined it with the retarded trap and then more retarded drill era.
>>219619575He can't keep getting away with it
>>219619569i had to start a new tiktok because mine was mostly dominatrixes in latex. cant have that coming up when im scrolling on the train and in work.
>>219619561hope your grasp of ecclesiastical latin and futhorc is seriously lacking
>>219619575I like Sam but MDE2 was so bad...
for you lot who dabble in opioids, how do you sleep on this shite? couldn’t for the life of me fall asleep so had to resort taking a sleep pill
>>219619575gib donations plox need money to make fishtank s3 happen while I make a video destroying $10,000 in rare funkopops
>>219619597it was always bad music people just like because they think the life style is cool. it's like that dog shit 80's cock rock. the music was awful and the bands dressed like retards but they fucked loads of women, had loads of music and did loads of drugs so people liked the music via proxy.
>>219619610you want to die in your sleep?
>>219619610Aren't opioids supposed to make you sleepy? It's one of the main reasons I haven't tried them.>>219619622I like some rap stuff but 85% of it was retarded.
>>219619575Fell for it again award
>>219619641preferably not>>219619644thought so too, but i felt too content with myself to fall asleep naturally it’s a weird drug tbqh
the raped rorke theory
>>219619659What kind of opioids? I was always an uppers guy, gotta keep the party going.
sucking a protein bar
*destroys the trans movement*
>>219619747tramadol, 200mg, it was the only thing we had at home as i took a nasty fall yesterday and fucked my foot badly agreed, prefer me molly and eccies over downers
so many fucking gambling site ads in short form content now
>>219619773>tramadolI see, hope you feel better and recover soon. Did you get a prescription for the injury or just had it?
>>219619845just cant bring myself to be attracted to chinkies
>>219619817we had it, no prescription, thanks to my missus doctors here are very cautious with handing out any opioids due to addiction, and most have realised tram is wank compared to other pain meds
>jutht can't bring mythelf to be attracted to chinkieth
>>219619890I see, it's the same here, in fact you can't get anything unless you have cancer or like a broken foot/arm or something and it's usually vicodin.
>>219619752is that what the kids are calling it these days
>>219618400Dogberg avoiding lookingbat your foul mass
right time to settle in for a sunday incel gaming sesh. what we playing then lads
>>219618464>we're really really gunna do something this time ok?!>trump: no
>>219618679Brutal mogging
>>219619959Crusader Kings 3 with a random 867 start and getting my shit consistently pushed in before 1000
>>219619614NOOOOO NOT THE FUNKOPOPS!!!!!
Got half my poo out but the encore is knocking at the gates. Despite my efforts it will not leave the safety of my intestines. Smells like the pig shed at a farm
>>219619959might play a little logic pro x myself, later
>>219619959OSRS x
>>219619959been playing this walking sim called Indika only because a girl at toil recommended it to me, it's ok but kinda dull to play
>>219619428Overrated and over hyped. Album has like 2 good songs
>>219619959Traktor Pro 2
>>219619959one mission of menace before feeling too fatigued to do another one probably
youre laughing?global thermonuclear war is coming on monday and youre laughing?
>>219619598Now compare him to keir
>>219619959I got a Gregtech New Horizons server on the go with some friends, just go to the steam age tech
Otto, Jerma's dog, has died lads :(
>>219619959
>>219619986I thought Ck3 only had 1066 starts
>>219620090posted the wrong screenshot
>Watch Hell Dri-AAACK!!!
>>219619575I hate him so much
>gray
>>219620069*chortle*
>>219620069does that mean i don't have to go to work?
>>219620108
>>219620161You have to go in today instead
>>219620161depends if your toil has got a bunker or not
>>219619959valkyrie profile lenneth
>>219619986corrr might do this myself. haven't played since I was nearly done with the king of all the isles achievement and I managed to wipe all my save files and I was fucking PISSED
>>219620069Why Monday? Why not today? Do the nuclear operators only work office hours?
>>219619575What the fuck is he talking about
>>219620208Charlie Kirk's death has utterly melted the right wing millennial brain for some reason.
can we finally admit Sam Hyde was never funny?
>>219620191sabbath today
I generally find Asian women attractive but sometimes the flatness of their profile is incredible
I'm in the thick of it everybody knows
>>219620266He had some good skits until 2016, his TRT era has been dogshit.
>Leader and Imam of the Muslims, His Eminence Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Hosseini Khamenei, on the path of upholding the exaltation of the sacred sanctuary of the Islamic Republic of Iran, drank the sweet, pure drought of martyrdom and joined the Supreme Heavenly KingdomPress F to pay respects
>>219620187is it worth it? when it came out it felt like it would be a downgrade in content, and now it looks daunting.
>>219620296S/brit/ is a pro israel general
https://x.com/politicalawake/status/2027922788963815788Um
>>219620296surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
>>219620324psyop. real japs only give a shit about koreans and chinese
>>219620302most of them don't appeal to me so depends how much depth you want and if you want to play all the additional campaigns. I didn't play ck2 so don't know how much is lacking vs base ck3 but I've played 300 hours and only have 3 dlc, one of which was shit (fates of iberia)
تلقيتُ اتصالًا هاتفيًا من أخي معالي الشيخ عبدالله علي عبدالله السالم الصباح وزير الدفاع الكويتي.أدنا الهجمات الإيرانية التي استهدفت المملكة ودولة الكويت وعددًا من دول المنطقة التي تقوض الأمن والاستقرار، وأكدنا تضامننا ووقوفنا بتسخير كافة إمكاناتنا في كل ما نتخذه من إجراءات.
>>219620371would heem that little cunt if it tried that shit with me
>>219620371he george floyed that dog I'll tell you what
Morning team.
Maybe the world ended in 1945 and we just live in some nightmare reality.
>>219620296common jewish w
>>219620406how fleshed out are different society types etc? ck2 was great when the old gods, merchant republics etc. stuff came out so was worried 3 would be back to basics.but turns out it might actually have more stuff than 2 did when i last played about 2 years ago.tempted, but obviously not all the dlcs.what's so shit about fates of iberia and does it have anything that affects your gameplay if you don't play in the region?
>>219620424The world's led by a bunch of mentally ill freaks with Ivy League degrees who think Israelis are better than you. We're as good as dead.
>>219620421my gf once burped in my face after having a spicy tikka wrap and my willard nearly completely retracted in groinbergwas so grim
على الحكومات المسلمة أن تحسم أمرها: إما أن تتوحد في إطار جبهةٍ إسلاميةٍ واحدة، وإما أن تبقى خاضعةً لتحالف إبستين. فروسيا والصين لن تأتيا لإنقاذنا.
how do I know if the escort I see regularly likes me?
>>219620498You can say what you like about muslims but their governments are famously united
>>219620498just been saying this down the pub
thoughts?
I'm coocoo for coc puffs
the theory that escortmong died months ago and only impersonators are left
>>219620535that 3 hrs flys by for some strange reason
>>219620498unironically said this down spoons last night
>>219620498Statement from whom?
>>219620535All that effort supporting the wrong muzzie tribe.
leftypol desperate for those who enabled paki grooming gangs to have more power and resources
got my running cap on because its supposed to rain in a minute and im going out for my 10k
>>219620266MDE1 was good >>219620305need her
>>219620646bit early, no?
86, he was just a fuckin' kid!
>>219618590Where'd her hand go?
dont get paid for 2 days. so toast for breakfast, beans and toast for lunch, and toast and jam sandwiches for tea
>>219620728it lush
>>219620721I suspect she was born without one. She's very cute, would wife her up.
Isn't there a Reddit meme that trannards can't have grapefruit because of drug interactions with their hormone pills
>>219620777Grapefruit is known to react with a lot of medications, so probably not a meme.
>mumberg wants me to dog sit for one night>It's a two hour journey
>>219619497>>219619526Do they not teach medieval history in Britainistan anymore?
>>219620823they hardly teach us any of our culture or history walk around britain and ask people if they know who lord nelson is, you'll get a shocked
There's fucking #ThankYouDriver signs on the bus. No real point in niceties if it's just the nanny state coercing you is there
Every fucking convenience store near me is jeet run holy shit
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*stands up from my chair and tries to raise my voice above all the others in the thread*I will do it.I will do it! I will be the new Ayatollah.
>>219620498looks like my noodle soup from yesterday
>>219620885all shia are kuffar
Timeline just shifted. Anyone else feel it?
why does sweetcorn reappear fully in my poo regardless of how much i chew it
>>219620914tummyberg can’t digest it corn, not sure why though
>Watching Love Island All Stars with the mrs last night (she likes it what can I say)>Game is where each couple writes down their red flag and the other has to guess it>Usual stuff such as lying, being rude to people etc>Gets to one girl and she just has 'SHORT' in all caps on her board and proceeds to go on this diatribe about how being a short man is a big red flag to her akin to everyone else talking about liars and cheaters and snakes etc>There's an awkward moment of silence among the group where it feels like perhaps this equivalence between someone's unalterable physical characteristics and unsavoury character/behaviour is a bit unfair and judgemental>Then the game just goes on and it's never mentioned againHonestly one of the most bizarre television moments I've ever seen
ah yes, the timeline where my poo smells like raw, rotten mince it is then
>>219620934#EnslaveAllWomen
>>219620914Because it's not digestible, that's why Mexicans do the nixtamalization thing where they soak it in an alkaline solution.
rorke writing NIGGER on his red flag board
Might an hero
About to spark up and listen to some chunes
i'm a gamer.
another gay man!
already had a wank this morning but might treat myself to another one
>>219620980what kinds of chunes?
>>219620986game on, see you in valhalla brother
>>219620909That was me. I just farted. Sorry.
>>219621007an electronic artist called Aloka
Should I get gfuel or gamersupps?
>>219621032Interested, post something
>>219621065you should get a life instead
>>219621087Ok but gfuel or gamersupps
>>219621067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1KPhWKRh3cget it down ya
I spoke to God and she was a gamer
>>219621106Does she drink gfuel or gamersupps
>>219620934I imagine all stars is the most vapid and shallow of previous series?You'd imagine at that point they're selecting for shallowness
>>219621065split the difference and get gay fuel
had a dream that i was a sumo wrestler
just seen a new with /brit/ in the name field rather than the subject
>>219621123the new gaff
yes, i would indeed recommend gfuel or gamersupps
Green 20262027202820292030
>>219621149you dun goofed
>>219621149fucking wasteman
new>>219621194>>219621194>>219621194
Will be buying a lampshade today
>>219620498Trvke>>219620296F
