Everyone welcome edition
>>219621194this is the one
wrong thread
Just found this picture lol
the date sultan's what my special male acquaintances call me
So this is the internet nowJust images of Indian men
Good morning chaps hope youre all feeling fresh some of you got a bit rowdy last night xx
can't think of any films or TV shows that I'd like to legally purchase
>>219621246looks like the algo has decided you like to look at them
>>219621095not bad
nth for the gyaldem
>>219621254I must have been asleep when it all kicked off, went to bed at 8pm you see, feeling fresh this morning xx
>>219621257get the channel tv on watch homes under the hammer and random episodes of frasier sometimes they treat you with a bit of attenborough. choosing what to watch yourself is boring
Fuck Germany for unleashing this hell on the Palestinians people. Containing Jewish tricks is the White man's duty
Feeling really bad right now lads. I shagged the missus last night but I really couldn't be bothered, so I came quickly and went to sleep. The missus didn't cum once. For the first time ever. Even if I'm not feeling it I usually always at least make her cum before me so I can get it done with.But last night, I just couldn't be arsed at all. I feel like less of a man
how you doing this fine rainy sunday morn?
>>219621257buy your favouritessupport physical media
I am once again requesting the image of that cozy looking single room apartment
>>219621333I like that, it looks really neat and organized. >>219621329Good, I'm gonna make pita bread, how bout you lad?
>>219621328could have just told her you weren't up for it obviously that opens a whole other can of worms where they think you don't find them attractive etc but it is an option
>>219621292>>219621333No, guys, I don't think you're understanding me. I want to "LEGALLY" ""PURCHASE"" media but not sure what
https://youtu.be/CMhyRI-BVQ0
>>219621347>I'm gonna make pita breadcorr nice one, fresh bread smell>How bout you?Not too bad, not too bad. Home from my toil and I've just eaten a packet of cooked shrimp with garlic & parsley, a small bread roll and then had a jam doughnut with a cup of coffee. Now I will make another cup of coffee.
well said zack
>>219621333Hope all your optical media now have the information entropy of a drink coaster
>>219621375Get in Zacko
>I'm gonna make pita bread
i mean thats too long isnt it
>>219621375Might vote for green desu
the 'scort I see says she likes contemporary art and expressionism by women in particular is that a red flag?
I like to make pita chips but tearing up pita bread on a tray, drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle tajin. Bake for about 10/15 minutes then dip in a nice spicy hummus. Yummy
>>219621393that's serious skill.
>>219621342
>>219621414Strange gimmick
>>219621434NOOO
>>21962139480 years without modern healthcare, agriculture etc is insane. Just cutting about outside for 80 fucking years. Brvtal lifespan mog there. You have to think that if these parrots had all the modern amenitites we take for granted, they'd be putting up lifespans of 120+ years.
>>219621436just an attention seeker isn't hesame reason he says 'scort instead of escortpeople started filtering him so he changed it up a bit
>>219621445
>>219621436not a gimmick lad, I'm not that creative
>>219621407you'd have to go outside first
>>219621470stop filter evading you parasitic little runt
>>219621354Something that you like and want to watch or listen to again. >>219621371Ineed, it's a nice Sunday treat. >cooked shrimp with garlic & parsleyThat's literally my favorite and a little butter. I make this very often.>>219621393I do that actually
>>219621482maybe don't filter me?
anyone familiar with the 'keys n za' /biz/ meme?It's not especially funny or interesting I just wonder how wide its range is.
>>219621194hello jolly old fellowsi hope you have a splendid mornin'
>>219621489haven't filtered you (because someone needs to call you a parasite)
>>219621491shut the fuck up run t
consider the marmoset
>>219621414ask her about this onehttps://i.imgur.com/vCnD5DK.png
>>219621491no havent browsed biz since they were all posting the red coffee frog with yellow teeth
>>219621394cockatoos in captivity lose all their feathers and get ingrown beaks and claws so you're signing up for another sad decrepit elderly relative if not for you then for your grandkids
>>219621354dollars trilogy limited edition set
>>219621522s
I’m back bitches
>>219621538imgur is blocked in the yookay
>>219621557fuck back off again
church bells ringing (local anglican)just brushing my teeth after my shower and then getting dressed to go to Mass.Love England, me.
>>219621538right well thats just great
>>219621410thought they only hired fitties at booths
>>219621582Ok, ta for now
>>219621588need this outlawed
>>219621588comfy
>>219621544>cockatoos in captivity lose all their feathersyeah they pluck their own feathers out from anxiety, they're self harmerspeople shouldn't keep them as pets
>>219621589This happens a lot with youtube links, they hate my country.
>>219621564
>>219621603Do behave>>219621607Countryside chads stay winning
>>219621600noo i was only joking come back
>>219621564it's honestly shocking that is still going on can any politics bores tell us which of the current rorke parties are pledging to roll back this woke nonsense? Whichever one promises to do away with all this gets my vote.
>>219621538why did you link this instead of posting the image praytell
>>219621268lovely fella
>>219621617do you really believe it or is it a cultural thing
don't know any of these cunts
>>219621481Yes, rorke? Going outside is normal. I know it's difficult for you with your problems
>>219621641yes I really believeonly became a Catholic last year
do muslims in the UK care about Iran?
>>219621333accident waiting to happen
>>219621647mad how based she ishttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772287525661120.mp4
>>219621657fair enough. awfully convenient that the correct religion was the one closest to you
what are we watching today?
>>219621690the famous glasgow celtic
>>219621664i'm sure some do and some dont
>>219621703thanks
>>219621690none of that
>>219621715he needs to fix his got damn teeth
>>219621723he's fixing britain first
>>219621616When I went to the GSA Degree Show a few years back I walked into an exhibit and it was a tiny dark room with the lights off, 3 CRT televisions playing video and there was a bald lad in his 20s sat on stool in the room who gave me a brief nod as I entered then returned to his book.I stood watching the videos on the CRTs and soon realised that it was the same bald man sat on the stool in the videos. He was with his boyfriend evidently and there were different scenes of them in various states of sexual intercourse, while an audio track of some monologue he was reading played over the top of the footage.Felt like it would be rude to leave immediately so I just sort of stood there pretending to appreciate the 'art' but only managed around 30 seconds before I turned around and left. What annoys me is that this is possibly part of the intended reaction to the piece so I have given this bald prick what he wanted by being made uncomfortable and having to leave. I should have stood there looking bored for an hour instead.
>>219621684not actually true to be fair. i've got like 3 churches within walking distance and I was baptised Methodist and went to church until I was like 16, after 10 years old it was of my own will
>>219621449>beautiful rides>thundering down a woodland track while doing a wheeliethrill seekers get what they fucking deserve
>>219621393Me dashing to the bog with a poo in the chamber
>>219621726he would achieve that goal with an actual jaw structure
>>219621744leave your looksmax to x, yeah rorke?we live in the real world
>>219621491I'm going to assume it's to do with the reddit tradition of getting a pizza when you buy a new house and posting it there - it suggests that there's another subprime mortgage crisis brewing
>>219621646middle is Samantha Womack from Game On and EastEnders
>>219621757ok toothless chinless runt worshipper
>>219621731should have started wanking
>>219621782your concession acceptance document is in the post
holy shit !! high precision iranian missile just flew around the world undetected and wiped out the server room where the unreleased epstein files are
Listening to MF Doom (Anti-Matter if you must know)
>>219621732>indoctrinated into it that's much better
sign with me, sing for the year
>>219621620Don't think anyone will bother as they don't want to be associated with noncery Just like no one will deal with the triple lock until the IMF bails us out when our economy inevitably implodes
>>219621795t. runtoid chinless untermentsh
>pokemon wind and waves coming 2027
>>219621769pretty much yeahThe /biz/ distillation of the meme is to frivolously pretend that it doesn't matter if you live in a shoebox house with an insane interest rate, so long as you got your keys n za you made it bro.
are the star wars shows any good? think I watched the first season of mandalorian and thought it was ok
Toil loomsNot for me I'm off till Thursday
>>219621856if you're the kind of cretin who likes the films then you'd probably enjoy them yeah
me entering church to sit at the back and avoid socialising
>>219621891this bradders always makes me howl I love it
>>219621856Andor is meant to be very good and also not Star Wars-y i.e pozzed and soymaxxed. Like it's meant to be a good standalone show with an interesting story. I've still not watched it as I cannot be arsed with anything Star Wars adjacent anymore.
>>219621917Just sneaking off somewhere isn’t he
mummy forcing me to go to the dentisthttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772361290039350.webm
>the axis of resistance grows>we live in a multipolar world where the global south are the new powerbrokers>literally does nothing while Israel and their amerishart goycattle decapitate the strongest anti-western regional powerThe ummah is absolutely pathetic
>>219621959all dentists are bastards
>>219621856s2 mando is ok they go villain of the week didnt watch s3 kenobi is badly written but there is a bit of high kino in it which is what anyone remembers it for thought andor was boring didnt get the hypetotally ignored book of boba fett and acolyte and the other 10 series because it was getting a bit much
probably a bit early to cook and eat a curry isn't itmaybe i'll have a couple of beers first
what the fucking hell have they done to kelly osborne
>>219621990Grim.
>>219621943the kind of girl you meet in the queue at greggs
>>219622010i'm in a slightly weird sleep cycle right now due to work so it's really lunch time for me rn
got the macroblank on
Shaped, ready for a final proof
>>219621990You need your sort your life out pronto
>>219621997she's playing skeletor in the new he-man movie you effing chud
>>219621997she bought?
>The UK is considering raising the terror threat level due to concerns about Iranian retaliation
£9.98 for a moonpig card delivered. Fucking why must boomers insist on receiving cards?suppose I wouldn't have saved that much money even if I'd bought a card and a stamp and posted it in time. Probably looking at ~£3-4 for a card then another what £2? for a stamp? The whole thing is a scam.
>>219621802lush
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING>porn images>KLOP images >porn images [Deleted]>KLOP images [Deleted] >UmSCREAMING
>>219622059s
>>219622052second class stamps are 40 p
>>219622052>>219622079and the good thing about stamps is you can use any leftover ones to buy things in shops
>>219622048Mumberg was almost going to go to Dubai n allUnreal this stopped her going which was a good thing
>>219621646Second from left looks like a girl I went to uni with that got clartened by a different man on the regular (although never by me)
>>219622052cant relategran makes all my cards for me by hand when i need them just as a favour and i just post them off as i need to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOd2OOb_g00feeling sad
>>219622107whats your plan for when she dies
Spring is here
>>219622110odd song
>>219622114She’s leaving me a lot of money so my hope is that by that time i’ll be able to just buy them and not worry tbqh
>>219621856stop watching star warsrobbing stories of their right to end and turning them into eternal shambling zombie franchises cheapens and waters down the original
>>219622133what you should do is explain to her that you need a backlog of like 100 cards to use when she's no longer around and that can be her end of life project
>>219622107heir to the Clinton family fortune
going to buy a lottery ticket so I can spend a few nights imagining what my life would be like if I won, perhaps spend a few hours on RightMove finding my new home
any totally arsed your life up and cannot be arsed and too scared to take any action to fix it and havent for years and probably never will and will die depressed and alone man in
>>219622165think iff i would the lottery i'd just continue doing what i'm doing but not have to toil
>>219622170yeah
>>219622173what are you doing
>>219622170Yes! Right here.
just put the heating on
sir rich gran
>>219622185just like watching telly and britposting and going for a walk and seeing my nieces and gaming and painting and taking photos and growing plants and cooking food and that
>>219622170kahtiiim! kahtiiim! *hops excitedly from one foot to the other*
>>219622208>paintingPainting what? Don't say minifigures..
>>219622223painting your mums face with his jizz
>>219622223no like landscapes and flowers and my cats and my dog and my hamsters
>>219622200I'd have gone with Sir Rich Curran as "gran" isn't a real surname but Curran is, and sounds a lot like gran when said aloud.So I think Sir Rich Curran is the closest we can get using real names.
>>219622240All in one picture or seperate?
>>219621671Look at them go
>>219622170that's me to a t
>>219622215>>219622187>>219622176do you also have substance abuse problems
>>219622238Sorry, but I NEED to get to Dubai pronto.
lost my keys which was a pain but got the apartment ones replaced problem is the key to my lock box was also on themi keep my important documents in there and also some arse toys, i cannot access these documents and i cant take it to a locksmith as he will pop it open and see my arse toys
>>219622269prefer not to say
>>219622200my gran knows King Charles
>>219622170yh
>>219622238it's weird how there's this whole ecosystem of totally mid bimbo bog dolls who exist to be shat on in Dubai but make a serious living out of ityou would think the billionaires and millionaires who fly women out there would only go for top tier instagram birds like women who are objectively beautiful but time and time again you see lasses like this one who are just fucking ran through, bogged to hell, old, and unpleasant to look at yet they evidently make a living and get bookings being shat on
>>219622289learn to lockpick
>>219622289Buy an angle grinder
Mousey's stream was frequently getting on the Twitch frontpage until you lot chased him away
time to die
Sir Gay Pornypops
>>219622289>arse toys
>>219622289may we see a photo of the lockbox to prove this isn't the first part of a new extended LARP?no? shocking
>>219622316screaming
sincerely LOATHE anyone who uses the wilted rose emoji
>>219622289tell the locksmith its for your missus
>>219622333
Lazy Sunday.Let's fucking rip it up and go mental.
>>219621901>>219621943Corrr chebs >>219621997Bucal fat removal is criminal
>>219622314he was very rude to me the other day the little cunt
>>219622170Kek this is me
>>219622350
is there a point you're so retarded you wont be charged? like if big harv did a cheeky rape would he go to prison?
going for a nice day out to get a computer and maybe a mcdonald
>>219622298You'd feel a pang of guilt shitting on a cute girl's head I imagine, even if you are a degenerate multimillionaire with no morals. Same can't be said about bogged old tarts.
>>219622389what computer and mcdonalds order you getting lad?
fuck the huns
>>219622333Souless bastid
>>219622398leave me alone im not your mate
>>219622398don't know about the computer but i was thinking a 6 nugget meal
My Dubai labubu shipment has been destroyed by an american missileFucks sake
>>219622416good post
>>219622403not very christian or british of you
>>219622424fuck you as well
>>219622416stop putting words in my mouth
>>219622424I can derive from his post that he is a fan of Celtic. This fanbase considers themselves to be Irish.
diz obliterated paxo here tbfhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772363134364438.webm
>>219622385CORRRRRRRRRRR GYALDEM
MacBook Pro and a Large Big Arch Meal with 20 Chicken McNuggets for me
>>219622416you're going to have to spit it out at the computer shop and mcdonalds so you might as well tell us now as well
>>219622424rangers aren’t christian they’re freemasons that worship the crown and israel
>>219622368>AnyaWhy'd she do it? She was so cute before.
>>219622458fat gay
how is it only 11ami am ravenous
>>219622507truke
>>219622447Most people can recall having experiences like this talking to a black person. Like you go into the conversation in good faith and say / ask something which you expect is a totally normal thing to say but then the response you get back is 2-3 levels down below, intellectually. Suddenly you realise that no matter how good your intentions are, you'll never be able to have a real conversation with this person because they're not operating on the same level as you. You can dumb yourself down but it's not enjoyable and serves no purpose because the responses that come back will never have any real content within them.Anyone who says this hasn't happened to them is lying.
Kaitlyn Katsaros
Our Lord Jesus Christ
>>219622525No mate, the name goes one field up, thats the comment fielx
Heartbreaking photo. Stranded and unable to return to their families
>>219622542proud sellic fan and ira supporter
>>219622385>doesn't answer the questionfucking bitch
The Scotch crack me up
fucking hell they killed the ayatollah?
>missiles heading to Cyprus It's over both the UK and EU WWIII confirmed
>>219622588yes
>>219622588
>>219622615funny guy
sunday lunch idea: curry enchiladas made with thepla and filled with saag aloo
>>219622542never been religious so this has always been a curiosity for me:The halos everyone in this image has, they're a flat gold disc behind the head in the same plane as the face. Yet in modern popular culture a halo is a gold ring which sits in the plane perpendicular to the crown of the head.I understand that they're both halos but is the halo in this image 'meant' to be a gold ring? Or is it meant to be like a window of sorts through which sunshine always shines on the person 'wearing' the halo? Or is it meant to be a gold ring like a modern halo (despite looking nothing like a gold ring)?
All whites to be draftedYour homes will be assigned a refugee helper to look after it, for when you return, haha, yeah, return
>>219622588aye ah tollya
>>219622551my mistake your mcdonalds sounds lovely and your laptop is very fashionable
SHAN'T be getting drafted, thank you very much. I'll smash my bollocks with a mallet if that's what it takes to dodge it.
>>219622633kill you self trick
>>219622588NoHe died years agoThey killed an ayatollah though
none of you are getting drafted youre all fat speccy drunk bastards with mental health issues
>>219622648if i got conscripted the first thing i would do when they handed me a weapon would be to shoot an officerthe armed forces simply have no recourse
>>219622537morning rorke honey can you bring all the glasses down from your bedroom please you've been hoarding them
might have bacon egg and hash browns for me lunch if the woke will allow it
pimp on his trick hoes on they toes
>>219622672scremengnig
can always tell with some americanised virgin when they talk about “getting drafted”. we haven’t had national service since the 60s and we call it conscription, not drafting which is an americanism. same type of folk that probably think we have a “federal government”
thats hot
>>219622701just reply 'FOY' to them next time
>>219622672howling
>>219622672>can you bring all the glasses down from your bedroom please you've been hoarding themktim!!!
>>219622701theyre just jerking off their fear/hate boner as polshit retards
>>219622705No toby
i read once that the order we get drafted in depends on the letter at the end of your NI number. i'm an A so I'll be going first.
>>219622537>Anyone who says this hasn't happened to them is lying.It's never happened to me. I've never met a black person.
>>219622672mmm dunim
>draftedFirstly it's draughted not drafted. Drafted is an Americanism due to the majority of Americans descending for continental Europeans.Further the word is conscripted.
>>219622724>jerking offfoy
>>219622729it's always A
it's March and im still on that grind
um actually I use the same glass all day so I've not been done
>>219622729when they did it here, they put 365 numbers in a barrel and picked out one and if that was your birthday (20 years prior) you got called up
going at the same time every day. that teaches her that its 11 or 2 thats repetitionhow the hoes get it in their head to come see pimp jejepepe dolla if she dont want to say no yet she knows what times to avoid on
>>219622729erm, it's called conscription actually
>>219622760it's not it can be A B C or D
>>219622777take your meds
>>219622539filthy
Conscribe is the verb of conscript
thats called repetition today we didnt get a gf again but tomorrow I will try again
>>219622789he won't
Westminster Voting Intention:RFM: 30% (-1)LAB: 18% (-5)CON: 18% (+2)GRN: 13% (=)LDM: 12% (+2)SNP: 3% (=)Via @OpiniumResearch, 25-27 Feb.Changes w/ 4-6 Feb.
Oh cool so UK bases in Cyprus are getting bombed. Thank you Pedro Trump
Rorke firmly declaring that he isn’t going to war for Israel even though no one asked him to
a pimp who jerks off is a pimp whos dowwwn, but there needs to be more porn of girls with their eyes going everywhere monged out drugged off their face. a pimp needs to get jerked off or his dick sucked without it being trick to try get his ass in their air like a ho
>>219622555
obviously fighting and dying for israel isn't worth itbut aside from that, i think it doesn't serve the powers that be to have a large amount of young men with military experiencelast time my country had conscription in vietnam things were getting pretty hectic on the home-frontwhen generations of men have largely never seen war, they are more docile, easier to control
>>219622835you should be in a facility
Killing is my business
>>219622835did you learn about pimping from your mums bf?
pimp needs to be woken from his slumber from a pimp being in his grand bed. dam
I've noticed the Jews don't call you a Paki anymore if you opposed America and Israel attacking Iran and Palestine
flying over the middle east playing "where is the love?" on a big speaker
hard to tell if mousenonce is on something or if his brain has stopped working, it could be both
>>219622841how useful really are men in the field in the era of drone attacks and cruise missiles
>>219622857the ho facility or a worthy trick making up (gaslighting) a mental facility
>>219622841The trick here is to just not have them come back from it.
>>219622836they always have a million suitcases with them
>>219622897you should be in a straightjacket in a padded cell
>>219622904thats what was implied by both, parties, pimp
Will you take in an Iranian refugee into your home?
>>219622917please take your medication
just sublingually dissolved a tablet into my bloodstream
>>219622924seems that it is as it were as it were it is "melty", trick
if you were little mankey would you carry your little mankey wife through the mud and puddles
>>219622938>seems that it is as it were as it were it iswhat
>>219622923Iran will win
>>219622887well, i'm interested to see what happens to ukraine's military momentum when their war ends
trying to become one of those people who wageslave all day and then retire at like 40
nothing more pathetic than the groveling little scrotes who like machado and pahlavi who expect to do nothing and for forces so much bigger than them to conspire to put them in charge forevernot far off starmer slaving away for nothing at allat least the people in the 90s could get money and girls from epstein. what's the point any more except being a total politics nerd
>>219622542Luv Him
>>219622950im not one to tell someone to shut their mouth often, as im not a rude, pimp... you either need that mouth open hoe or return the politeness back to me ive given you, two gentlemen talking, pimp to polite man
>>219622947I'd steal food from tourists and sleep on roofs all day in some thirdie paradise.
>>219622977you're not a pimp you are an autistic junkie with a lisp
>>219622979haha wee monkey
>>219622965easily the most retarded way to live your life
gonna go have a drink
>>219622968for a second there I thought you said parvini and I was wondering what AA had to do with anything
>>219622979someone should introduce him to that penguin
>>219622672ell oh ell
>>219622987difference between a pimp and a bitch, a pimp takes a diet to stay skinny and looking good, a ho smokes crack. pimp aint no junkie beyond rude youre just pimp hatin, trick. begone bitch
LOVE monkeys me, especially the funny looking ones
this thread is over
Mousey needed a father figure in life to give him a good hiding whenever he was being an annoying little brat
just clogged the toilet
>buck breaking to obey (females) orders (with mutual enjoyments) thats hot
>>219623021dont like the stares you get from gorilla or chimps in the zoo that seem to say 'with only a little change our places could be switched'
Deano's winter sun getaway to Dubai cancelled because of the middle east troubles.
need two of you to fight to the death for my entertainment.
>>219623021https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772365276881041.webm
>>219623040proves you're a man. more than having a willy. male and female toilets should differ only in the girth of the pipes
buck broke order obeyer to obey orders :3
Blacked FC"You're getting clapped by the Cronem"
rorke vs leftypol glasgow edition in t minus 17 minutes
>>219610311>>219610311>>219610311
Recycle, reuse.>>219621351>>219621351>>219621351
>>219623072>proves you're a man. more than having a willy.dont think thats true
>>219623095sexo
>>219622990got nothing else going on