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>>219627332I hope that Iran and the USA become eternal bros again like they were before that one muslim faggot took over.We can rule over olympic wrestling as bros for all of eternity
Coffee got cold but it's still strong as fuck
>>219627383is your tummy rumbling from the caffeine?
Asking momberg to get me a shamrock shake today should I get a large or a medium
World Thottery is about to increase tenfold with the advent of the unburqa'd Persianette going while hog on Insta and shit
>>219627396No, my gullet is forged from Damascus steel
I think my dog is secretly a mercenary
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAGOD BLESS AMERICA
The term "Soldier of Fortune" goes hella hard. Also "Agènt Provacateur".
>>219627487what prompted this outburst
Gonna play halo 4 for the first time
>>219627513The beauty and glory of God's country
award award
3 American soldiers died. RIP
>>219627531Where's that are you the dirtbike guy
>>219627749Don't care didn't ask
Shea Lebouf got arrested again!
>>219627840HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
>>219627531New Hampshire is nice
>>219627815 Suck my dick
>>219627332am I a bad person if Im betting on the future liberaliation and pozzification of Iranian society for novel sexual experiences abroad?
>>219627940you're a porn addicted loser, yes
>>219627940arent you the suicidal nafri wanted by the police
>>219627940Of course notThat’s the western man’s wayDon’t listen to that brown third worlder, he’ll be sent to a Sudanese refugee camp soon
>>219627749RIP
>>219627940Beurettes ou perses, même chose peh.
Boys.We got him.
Iran bombed a French base lol
>>219628078Sacre bleu!
>>219628078That'll teach the French to mind their own fucking business
>>219628035Oais mais Perses sont les milleur Arabes and technically they ain't even Arab they're white
>>219628116ZOG detected
Breaking news: the French just surrendered to iran
The chicks who are on dating apps while pregnant are shameless whores. Just skip dating and everything and go straight to stepdad. Totally crazy.
>>219628167LOL
Jasrrone is in shamblesHezbollah got fuckedHamas got fuckedSupreme Leader got fucked
>>219628078Unconfirmed. I haven't been able to find any news on this outside of Twitter posts
>>219627970while you may be right I am however not responsible for this pattern though.In a completely free market that has included every part of society and life and bodies into mercantile valuation and exchanges, third world women are as much a commodity as a kilo of oranges. Matter of fact right now, they are a commodity that is locked behind their oppresive chastity cultures and dissident governments. Locked away from limitless fucking and defilement. Like an ore fiercely guarded by layers of rock.
>>219628209Sybau
>>219628172Went on a date with a girl who said it was her little brother who’s visiting her screaming in the backgroundLooked through her Instagram and found out it was her son, so she didn’t tell me she had a kid two months into knowing her and wanted a paypig to raise her son
I have never been able to find an honest warmth in any woman. Everything seems strictly transactional
The brown conglomerate is currently SEEETHING
dog bless
If Allah is so great how come the Ayatollah died?
>>219627381People who fight in wars often become mates straight away. Especially when schools are bombed
>>219628264i don't understand what's happening there right now and why no one is discussing itis the gov still in power or not? are the people rebelling? what's it gonna look like 2 weeks from now?
>>219628314>is the gov still in power or not?Literally every single person in a leadership position has been killed by the US government from the leader of the country, to every single leader in their military to even every single leadership position in their police force. There is no government at the moment, nobody knows whats going to happen
>>219627940
>>219628355That's a man.
>>219628342>nobody knows whats going to happenwell what are the possible outcomes? haven't seen a single take on what's likely to happen which is weird
>>219628299its okay hes fucking his 72 virgins right now
>>219628314>>219628342The government is designed to keep functioning without the top leadership and to regain power as soon as fighting stops. They need to be fully finished off
>>219628383Thats what alexander liked
Sex tourism is the most natural part of economic liberalism. In a capitalistic system nearing exhaustion and function on self digestion to keep going, everything including intimacy has to become a market for the machine to keep running. Specifically bodies from the global south have to be consumed. While it may look like exploitation it is actually liberation from traditional societies that resist this natural commodification of women's bodies
>>219628397people from the past regime could just resume their authority, there could be a uprising, terrorist factions (which were mostly funded by iran) could try and take power, neighboring countries could try to take power. Nobody (besides maybe some intelligent agencies) have any idea at this point
>>219627332Still not dying for israel
>>219628397That's because the US hasn't disclosed it yet. There are only rumors that they have a plan for regime change
>>219627749Fmore poor white, black, and latino kids dying for ZOG
>>219628399I don't think they give you the 72 if you go to hell
You know this whole time I was hearing about how advanced the Chinese military tech companies were supposed to be and twice now I've seen their air defense systems fail at basic air defense
This is how the average canadian poster looks btw
China can't innovate. It only copies and reverse engineers therefore they don't truly understand the tech they're using and how it's supposed to work. That's why everything they make is Temu tier
>>219628299ayACKtolla
I sleepwalk sometimes and when I wake up and discover what I did, it's usually completely harmless stuff. But I wonder if I've ever sleepwalked and did something horrible, but never found out about it afterwards.
And before you start saying it's unfair, it's all part of an equivalent trade. In order to make first world wageslaves stand the alienations of extreme intrusive capitalism and the withering of culture and community bonds liberalism has to maintain by design global inequalities between countries where the poorest ones are actually just hubs for wealthier people to sexually exploit the population who have close to no way of surviving other than selling the only thing they have to put on the market. In such a configurations countries outside Reaganist capitalism with their closed borders need to get the shit bombed out of their no fun allowed power structures. Thank you Israel and thank you Donald Trump for not letting this bullshit go unchecked
once iran is gone, who will be the biggest threat to israel and perpetrators of anti-semitism? straight white men, that's who
fellow /cum/ posters, i am drinking coffee after having finished three hours of sunday chores
We’ve been to two hospitals now to look at the childbirth section whatever it’s called in English thing, now completed a weekend of prenatal classes.Never have I met an oriental there.Gf does prenatal yoga, breastfeeding course, it’s an all white thing too.They just shit their kids out unprepared it seems. Or maybe they just have more experience and don’t need it.Good place to network with German parents thoughevermaybeit.
>>219628693You are neither straight or white
>>219628725then i have nothing to worry about
>>219628715giving birth is literally the easiest thing in the world.that's why G-d gave that job to women, even they can't fuck it up. animals do it all the time as well.
>>219627332hello burgers yesterday i BTFO a brazilian who tried to attack the great country of americahttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/219604728/there will be no burgerphobia on my watch
What I find fascinating (but I haven’t spent a minute to look into it any deeper) is how Honda and Boston dynamics whatever spent decades trying to build humanoid robots (only companies I can think of rn) and China manages to go from stiff robotic moving machines doing a silly little dance routine at their new years gala last year to this insane smooth human like kung fu choreography this year.Like how did they learn how to do it, what secrets did they steal.Things like these fascinate my 89IQ brain.
mass shooting in austin
>>219628784FK is our greatest ally
>>219628784Based.
>>219628355We will stop at nothing until consumerism and feminism can be brought to the entire globe. We won't rest until we have trandgender child clinics in every city on every country in the globe. Until the day a north Korean women, an Iranian women, Afghanistan women, and Chinese women have full access to Tinder and hypergamy to compete for Chad and get as many abortions as they can afford, until every woman on Earth has equal access to the workplace so they can earn less money and work for Walmart, McDonald's, or some other mega corporation and not take care of their home or family or even have children. Until every man and woman can slave for Israel we will continue fighting. Amen.
>>219628748Apparently not as easy as it seems!But maybe high childbirth mortality was a good societal filter.
>>219628836hello what is FK
>>219628836Not me but I share the same sentiment.God bless the United States of America.
>>219628838I am so happy to be living in your empire
>>219628693thats their biggest asset actually
They killed former Iranian President AhmadineCHAD.The roar of the LION can’t be tamed, Israel will finish the mission this time.
>>219628314 No one really knows right now. There are two theories at play. America wants to apply the Venezuela formula to Iran and dispose of high level Iranians, but keep the regime so the country doesn’t get destabilised, and let them move down the chain of command until they find someone willing to play ball with America. That or America wants complete regime change and they’re slowly going to destroy all of Iran’s military capabilities until they can pursue that. Both of these scenarios might be at play and the Americans just wait to see who will succeed Khamenei and if he will be willing to cooperate.
>>219628784Hope that brazilian died irl
>>219628848>hello what is FKHELLO?????????????
>>219628906then why are they trying to destroy it?
Wtf is going on in this general
>>219628965no one knows
>>219628897>>219628897We want 85% of men on earth to be incels who will labor day and knight to create the perfect playground for the hyper wealthy and women who will exist as members of one massive global harem. Massive non-stop orgies across the globe, all women will have access to Chad dick like the Epstein island, and the men will work as servants keeping the lights on, and bringing towels, refreshments, and entertainment to them. This is the dream and it is beautiful.
>>219628832Reset the clock.
>>219628922it's not that deep. they'll just accept the first guy who agrees to make Iran a slave to the IMF and borrow billions of dollars
>>219628976how are you
RIP to those 3 Americans that died for israel
>>219628848some samefagging retard who makes up stories all day long and talks to himself and lives off his mom's sexwork
>>219628965
>>219628911Remember when evangelicals were claiming he was the Antichrist?
>>219628976idk but they're all sucking zog cock except for our pet monkeyshills perhaps
>>219627332>I had the chance to join the frat >They tell me I either have to record me fucking >Have me blind folded and naked in the woods >Or dropped in the middle of nowhere and have to find my way to a drop point
>>219629015>lives off his mom's sexworkthis is the answer i got but it's not the reply i wanted
>>219627749I've been trying to find info on this but nobody seems to have mentioned it (other than RT, kek)
>>219628848FK is a regular german poster who goes by the name "Foot kraut"He is obsessed with feet and is a general porn addicted degenerate who is into literally every fetish you can imagine
>>219629040thx for explain
I for one hope Reza Pahlavi takes IranIt's what his pop woulda wanted
>>219628986 Yes it is that deep actually
milf got hired at work and she kept grabbing/touching my arm as I was showing her around the placeshe has four kids and a dead husbandshe's gotta be in her late 30s or 40s but damn she looks fineugh
>>219629168will you be the cuck that steps up?
going to take a nap for 5 hours and 42 minutes
are the FBI gay furries
it's time...
world peace achieved
>>219629217feeling sick just looking at this synthetic glop
>>219629217is it me or have QPs gotten smaller?
Id never understood the reason why you would join a frat because what's the fucking point
>>219629217would
Is gay cousin marriage legal in Canada? It's the only way I can think of to obtain Canadian citizenship.Alright I'm pretty sure my cousin is straight.
>>219629217https://youtu.be/zd9waNbwHqg?si=YefUIlm-J8VpAAlJ&t=39>TFW the CEO of mcdonalds is clearly disgusted by mcdonalds food
wow, when people think they have an advantage over you they really really exploit it. I need to stop being such a nice person, I wish my parents told me how evil the world is.
>>219629305networking, which could lead to exclusive memberships to gay old people clubs or gold courses or even high paying jobs, at the very least you get first dibs on college sluts
>>219629331hello is he cute
>>219629305Networking, forming life long connections.Joining a frat is genuinely more valuable than going to university itself
>>219629168Some women just do that, they're very handsy but not it's not meant in a sexual way. Who knows, though
Buenas dias
Shaved my face for nothing feel down in the dumps
I know this is stupid but I am 23 and after I complete this course at community college I wanna travel a bit more before actually going to school. I know I am too old for this life crisis thing but I don't wanna be stuck in a career I hate
>>219629389Dam you guys rebuild fast
>>219629332dyk they banned happy meal commercials in québec? marketing to kids under 13 years of age is illegal
>>219629424>Shaved my face for nothingfor nothing?is my undying admiration for you nothing?
Incels are a real, sociologically significant subgroup, by all accounts more numerous than Mormons or Amish, and we should be included as a crosstab in election polling
>>219629429Where are you traveling and who's paying for it
>>219629389faggot aren't ypu stuck in vallarta
>>219629466>election pollingi read that as erection polling, then i realized my mistake but i still prefer my version, thank you(full disclosure: i have erections sometimes)
>>219629424put soap on your face after and slap your face a bit
Monke is seething right now
>>219629332i mean nigga probably has a whole team of professional chefs preparing him food with only the most expensive ingredients on earth, he would never eat goy food like that if not for a stunt
>>219629516LOL
>>219629447i dont know anything about quebec or canada besides that they are evil and want my people dead
>>219629470I am and I am paying for it myself because I just want here is the list of places I wanna go before actually going to china college >China >Mongolia>Russia if the war in Ukraine is is finished >Tasmania >Yellow stone >Alaska
>>219629457<3
what the fuck, it's supposed to be 70 degrees here next weekend. I like in the northeast.
Us enemies are dropping like flies. Where are china and russia
>>219629424Shaved my face as well and the all the pumps and ingrown hairs are red and inflamed again.
Can we have a moment of silence for the Americans that died for Israel
>>219629588Nice Mongolia seems a little boring though I would rather swap it with a 'stan country
>>219629588plz visit bavaria
>>219629640Monke is not happy
>>219629332they still have these preppy guys who haven't taken the hint floating around? brings me back to 2007.
>>219629688Their hands are still tied in Ukraine though
It's pretty funny how mad black people are at that Scottish guy with tourettes for saying the n word. They're so fragile
Iran is Russia's main supplier of weapons now, its going to mostly destroyed this week
If you work a minimum wage service job in America, black people will sometimes com into your workplace and make fun of you for working a minimum wage service job
Iran be like you'll regret this, I have sleepycels
>>219629688They won't but I really wish they would. It would be so fucking funny
>>219629724>be Xing>do nothing>lose Venezuelan oil>lose Iranian oil
>>219629767This is true and I usually start crying on the spot
>>219629774sleepycel reporting for duty
>>219629791They don't have a job thoughbeit
China got very little oil from Venezuela
>>219629650Honestly probably will but I think it's wild I I kind of have no interest in careers right now but wanna start about 24
real talk why is trump orange though
>>219629857Spray tan
>>219629688Hands are untied, but are the gloves off?
Would an asian gf or latina gf win in a fight
Breakfast
>>219629857Syphilis
We should conquer russia and give it to the south koreans
>>219629891Tomato and capers? With mayo?
Never has there been a nation more pathetic than the United States of America.
3 American troops got killed
>>219630011>>
>>219630011You literally lost against Iceland
>>219630011t. Paki
The United States of America is the greatest country in the history of the world.
>>219630011Cry more achmed
>>219629776>I really wish they would
>>219629884Latinas can knock out weak men, an Asian girl wouldn't stand a chance
We lost a real nigga
>>219629891lox and cream cheese?
I feel like It would be too late for me to start school for mlt at 24 you know since most people have careers by 25
>>219630097hello what is U of M
>>219630016Ya I'm trying to find information on this and I can't find it anywhere
I didn't get a career til I was 35, you got time, kid
>>219630119Basically no one has a career at 25
>>219630129https://www.reuters.com/world/us-military-says-three-its-service-members-killed-iran-operation-2026-03-01/
>>219629857he eats a lot of carrots
>I HATE american soldiers and consider them Israeli dogs but also if a couple die I'm going to sincerely agitate against whatever effort we're committed to supposedly on their behalfIt's the hypocrisy folks
kek
>>219630163Why the fuck did reuters not show up first thing, fucking google sucks now
But what does Destiny have to say about all this?
>>219627749Glorious deaths for Israel, God bless them.
I was dressing like Dilbert and reporting to an office at 8:30 am at 22.75 years old
THE USS ABRAHAM LINCOLNS HAS BEEN SUNK5000 SHARTSIES SENT STRAIGHT TO DAVY JONES
>>219630187Oy very, shut him down!
>>219630204There is at least a common interest in iran, and always has been
My tummy is so full of kefir and fruit
>>219630127University of Michigan
back from church>>219626601I prayed for you.
>>219630311K I N O
>>219630157Oh so it won't be weird that I start college at 24?
>>219629688gloves = offhands = untiedass = within assweeks = 2the monke is unleashed
Countries I think are COOL and would like to VISIT:SPAINMEXICOPHILIPPINESBRAZILJAMAICAARGENTINAOMANCHINA (SPECIFICALLY HONG KONG)AUSTRALIAHAWAIII have never left my country in 25 years
Give me your best excuse for not being drafted in WW3
they’re doing this to me tomorrow
Absolutely nothing matters to me but money
the klobb ain't so bad ngl
I sneer at everyone
>>219630420be more efficient to just force me to build weapons while paying me the minimum amount required to keep me alive
It'll get better when I'm 30
Zoomers dont know what Orange Julius is
I don't know what Orange Julius is
Did Orange Julius go bankrupt or something?
My brain has bloomed in spindly and diseased ways, I'm convinced it has literal mold on it at this point
>>219630550Spoiler: It never gets better. t. 30 year old vampire who managed to live this long
>>219630410My list:FranceBrazil United Kingdom Ireland SpainPortugal PolandHungaryMexico Greece China JapanIndonesia
>>219630550If you set the stage for it yeah. It's not automatic.
SEE?!?!?! I FUCKING TOLD YOU!!!!!!
I love to shop. And I don't mind if the design isn't human
>>219630550ganbatte
>>219630611No but it mainly just exists as an item on the Dairy Queen menu
ran out of clean boxers and now I have to spend the day wearing tidy whities like a dork
thoughts on this tote-bag?
>>219630731>dog and woman occupying the same euclidian planeYOU JUST FUCKING KNOW
>>219630759chill, he’s too old to be chasing tail like a young pup
How it feels to be out in public and not be a dysgenic marked-for-death freak and have the right to be outside that everyone else has
>Aww yeah Aww yeah Aww yeah SOMETHING AINT RIGHT! Gonna get myself gonna get myself connected
>put your trust in me girl and leave your friends alone (they make it hard for us and shit)
>Ginuwine
why did i see graphite on the roof
My plan has been to call food slop until I develop an actual honest-to-god eating disorder
>>219630946That was a fiddler, not graphite
>>219630966Eat raw vegetables, they’re filling but have little caloric value
>>219630119I started at 27 because I decided to do sidequest and max out my stats.The only weird thing is that my work experience has already covered most of the shit in first year classes. People also tell me they think I’m 19 or a grad student. Also like the other anon said you’ll likely not have a career after graduating, because the strat I’ve seen is to just accept whatever job offer you get until you either get moved to where you want or you apply somewhere else and get what you want. So your first job is basically just a placeholder. Which is gay but at least you get paid.
>>219630993>Jews in the sewer, under the floorboards, in the attic, and on the roof
niggas got promoted.
I know where there's a Sbarro and I plan to go to it
>>219630823most people outside are quite ugly, i'm not sure who told them they have the right to be there. but I guess that's what you get when you close down the factories and the mines.
>>219630322Thanks
I eat at black owned establishments. I am the itinerant white boy at Leeroy Burger
>>219631042It gets some hate, but I like it
havent cried in a year. maybe it is time
I'm a cultural alien to my extremely SEC-coded family
FUCK chuds!FUCK war!
Appropriate songhttps://youtu.be/LJTk64tzduQ
>>219631154kwab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiaPXo5uYZAKWABOTYI don't know what they're trying to accomplish with these bursting-into-tears routinesAmericans are a very calloused people, they're not going to respect this
I miss Serbanon
>>219631154wmif
nothing can come from nothing
all these europeans are bots
>>219631154 Last time I cried it was to a romance tearjerker movie I was watching alone
I have dismantled my body cell by cell, I am full of rot and poison
>>219631250that clearly is not for Americans, we just live in a gay ass world where every single video has to be shared with everyone so some dipshit in his mom's basement can make 0.03 cents.
>>219630550No it won't. t. 40
I am totally disinterested in sex
>>219631173I know that feel
I need an even more massive hit of caffeine to do anything I reckon. This is like trying to start an old car or something
>>219631250what the fuck is wrong with these people? islam is such a retarded religion but iranians aren't retarded are they?
>>219631507wizard status?
>>219631581by SEC-coded I mean South Eastern Conference, a culture of heavy drinking, sociability, and early marriage associated with the Southeastern United States. I sincerely doubt you know that feel
>>219631258We know it’s you
Iran must fall so the west can survive
>>219631654I know. I'm American; I've posted my passport here in the past. The feeling you've mentioned is actually one of the reasons I decided to spend time outside of the US and away from my family.
>>219631643Archmage-tier. I have powers beyond mortal comprehension.
I'm going completely fucking insane
>>219631746Is the age of Man at an end?
breakfast for lunch because i dont have food
>>219631727What the fuck is this faggot shit?
>>219631752>takes shitloads of weed>im going insaneLike clockwork
>>219631770It's all because of blump
>>219631752same
Sup fellas, Sunday innit?
>>219631775it's what is coming to iran in 2 weeks
my constitution has resisted cannabis-psychosis so far, it’s probably safe for me to keep going
>>219631775I’m just baffled by Moke.He seems barely sentient.
>>219631804Please kill me
>>219631825His face is fucked up
>>219631839I would never
"Moke" is a derogatory term toward native Hawaiian>t. Lived in Kona
>>219631857josh luna tried to warn you
>>219629217>burger with white cheeseyuck
>>219631919how about a burger with semen?
Imagine not being from America and moving here illegally, getting all comfortable and used to shit then you get caught and sent back to your 3rd world shithole that do any even have electricity
>>219631937Kill yourself
>>219631963why?
>>219631970How much time ya got
>>219631767I hope so.
>>219631986for?
when will full frontal female nudity return to theaters?
>>219632004so do they have culver's in canada
>>219632004why would you want that?
>>219632004It never went away
>>219632004when israel is finally annihilated
>>219632004Hopefully soon. And without gross fake bushes
Where's my geoblock twitter
>>219631997Explaining all the reasons you should kill yourself
>>219632054why?
>>219632070How much time ya got
>>219632091for?
Iran is doneThree American patriots killed in cowardly attacksNow they’re going to payBigly.
ALL PATRIOTS GO
>>219632095Explaining all the reasons you should kill yourself
>>219632100>>219632100>>219632100
>>219632184i like how it make you seethe :)
creature
>we Godfather 3'd the entire Iranian regime
>>219631690 How is that?
>>219632225sexo (if legal age leaf)
I wish we got to know more of the eastern lands and the blue wizards in lord of the rings. That part of the story feels so unresolved
>>219630362No
>>219630422Cat woman was hot in these games
>>219630420WW3 ended yesterday
>>219632671The catwoman dlc was really fun to in arkham asylum
>>219632227Not yetPresident is alive For now