spy fox edition
won £127 on the footy lads
Remember that phase when leftypol tried to normalize cuckoldry saying he was a proud cuck! fell by the wayside that
you lot are really mental
>>219629462Nice lad, what are you buying?
>>219629474im fuckin crazy man im a twisted joker
epic 67 lol
>>219629462get te cans in
Mousey has a beautiful soul
Six millions ways to die, choose one
>MI:6, MI:5, The NCA, HM Revenue & Customs, The Regional Organised Crime Unit Network, The City of London Police are all stupid and clueless about how to disrupting high level organised crime groups through a " whole-system approach" but Daily Mail commentators/Reform mongs all know much better.
>>219629428For me, it's Discworld (video game)
feeling very odd, something in the airwonder how many rituals those satanic kikes are running right now
>>219629488more bets on the footyplus maybe a mould for baking bread
>>219629534ITS DEATH
juri, cammy and chun li from the popular fighting game series street fighter
I’m worried about clavicular lads
>>219629428
>>219629571>maybe a mould for baking breadbased
zoomers be wanking to fortnite skins ong fr fr
>>219629428For me its sly raccoon
Got to make a classical Roman style meal What should I make lads
>>219629649nothing lose weight tubby
>>219629594Why's that
>>219629664Poor lad got framemogged by the ASU frat leader and now his girlfriend left him for him
>>219629649one of those dildos they made out of bread for homosexual activities
>>219629474/brit/ is a few dozen fools and five lunatics
wish i was fucking normal and not a fucking freak
>>219629698just ktimmed all over the gaff
>>219629685could you ask your dad for his recipe?
so we finna find out if the chelsea bulls will defend our neoliberal values or if the hamas affiliated arsenal will undermine our democracy
>>219629720unfortunately you have bodied him
Israel and bibi truly on a generational run have to hand it to them
do you think the rest of the world knows who basil brush is
>HURR DURR how do you know this. Stop larping like you're in the know.I read actual investigative news, not the headlines of tabloid shite. Its not hard mong. >What do you mean these Turkish and Kurdish organised crime groups that have operated in London for decades selling heroin and committing murders that are connected to the PKK and White Wolves, why havent their leaders been put in prison?>What do you mean a Russian money Laundering network in London was allowed to operate for years before being broke up because the leader was the son of an Oligarch connected to PutinNOOOOOOOO THEY SHOULD ALL BE ARRESTED IMMEDIATELY AND NOT BE EXPLOITED FOR BRITISH INFLUENCE.ITS NOT FAIR IM ON UNIVERSAL CREDIT AND HAVE TO LIVE IN A MOULD FILLED BEDSIT AND EAT OUT OF DATE YELLOW LABEL BAKED BEANS WHILST THEY GET TO LIVE THE HIGH LIFE.To whom it may concern maybe you should have paid attention to how the world works and how low you are on the totem pole of life instead of watching seaside mark videos all day and posting on an Burmese incel forum.Thoughts to ponder.
whole milk is it mate?no, semi-ktimmed please
>>219629784Meltdown
>>219629649Parthian Chicken
yesterday i woke up sucking a willard yesterday i woke up sucking a willard yesterday i woke up sucking a willard yesterday i woke up sucking a willard
>>219629788Anything below 3% is not milk
easiest game of my life
>>219629817You're proud of that fact? What would your father think?
>>219629817thom yorke looks like the kinda man who would suck off the bull or prep it for his indie wife before retreating to his cuck chair
Been farting up a storm today
>>219629807Did that last year my ladPanus quadratus, Parthian chicken, and puls with wineMight do it all again
Is there anything better than a petrol station coffee and 4chan on a sunday morning?
mental how everything makes sense
>>219629840Are they ingredients for big cums
>>219629840i reckon he'd rather me suck dick than like anime children
>>219629731Nice one quentin
>>219629860alri neo
>>219629784i just know you were foaming at the mouth as you hit the return key for a fourth time to add a new line
I know this sounds dumb but after this semester is done I am gonna just travel before starting school for my actual career.
yesterday i woke up sucking a golf ball
>goalless at the Emiratesit's so over for Arseanal
>>219629909grow up little boy
>>219629904godspeed
3 americans died for israel this weekend
Wake up It's the first of the month
Imagine sitting in front of a screen watching another man shoot a ball into the net and that makes you happy
>>219629904good idea, where go?
>>219629904Most bland normie statement I’ve ever read here genuinely hope you die of malaria in some miasmal swamp in the third world
>>219629698I would uh... also like to ktim... that particular post
feeling depressed and anxious
>>219629904You wanna stay with me I got a spare room in an Irish town
flying to yankistan to meet a girl i've been talking to for a couple of years in the summer de lads
Think I'll walk into the woods and hang myself
>>219629961The man never drank a ktim in his life.
>>219629800>>219629895>NOOOOOOOOO what do you all these Afghanis are operating candy stores in the west end of London as a front for laundering stolen government/aid money?! we should arrest them immediately and not find out who the politicians and leaders are and exploit them?England isnt Heartbeat or the Darling Buds of May wake the fuck up.
>>219629981unironically did this in 2021 but it was a woman I'd been talking to for 6 monthsworst mistake of my life!
>>219629981big if true
>>219629981How much dick mileage has she ran up while you two were "talking"
>>219629961booooooo
>>219630006why so?
>>219629981sounds nice :)
>>219629981Have you done video calls with her and stuff? How do you know she's real
>>219629951could never be me
>The UK "is under siege", wrote one user.>"Nauseating. Welcome to a [expletive] 3rd world country," said another.>A third comment read: "It's almost a crime to be white!!"rorke's gone mental
>>219630006Story time tell me tell us
>>219629981Unironically did the same thing now Im stuck here
>>219630013we've been pretty open we've been shagging or attempting to shag others outside this arrangement
>>219629983We're going to get through this lad, the demons shall not defeat us
>>219629938
>>219629981they will come to dash away your happiness don't let them
>>219630031yeahvideo called lots, sent each other parcels, know full names so all legit
>>219629853Basedvs
>>219629952>>219629977Not interested in Europe but thanks I am going to Asia
>>219630045So you're admitting you're a cuckoldCan you imagine Victorian times exchanging letters with a woman you're courting and you both talk about the dicks/pussy yeve been riding
>>219629981skyped her yet?
>>219630045So her shagging and you attempting to shag yh?
I'm a socially inept incel and I haven't worked in 3 years Not sure what to do from here
>>219630045>shagging or attempting to shagin other words she's been shagging and you haven't?
>>219630022>>219630037Cause she was extremely mentalI went in October after my 21st birthday and it all started out ok then we argued a bit like other couples do. She had a key to her flat cut for me and got me a keychain with a car key and all that stuff on it, one time we argued and I went for my keys and cigs, she thought I went for hers so she punched me and obviously after that I stormed out.Another time we went out to a bar and she got insanely drunk (ex alcoholic) and we got cut off obviously so we went to another bar, where they wouldn't serve her either, I laughed at her and she punched me IN THE BAR, then went next door to a wine bar and told the 2 ppl there that she doesn't know me, so I went home alone. She came back later and threw up in the toilet and then came to bed and choked me out so I went and slept on the sofa.Worst part was after all that I couldn't go home for like a month because my return flight was booked for January
>>219630087thailand is it?
>>219630045Realistic I suppose but I dunno don’t be surprised if she has weird shit going on with other people Grimmest thing is encountering someone in their real life with their real social circle and realizing there’s all sorts of history between them and some other guys they still hangout with
should have just asked your bird to fly here
>Not interested in Europe but thanks I am going to Asia
>>219630137>five dates to the same wetherspoonsbased
what desktop apps do you use lads
>>219630117>She came back later and threw up in the toilet and then came to bed and choked me out so I went and slept on the sofa.genuinely giggled Was she older? Ex alcoholic? Where’s the ex come into play?
>>219630154get the pang pangs shagged
>>219630154Scream
do you reckon there are asians posting here
>>219630170Genuinely not sureShe went to rehab and didn't drink for like 2 years but I had the genius idea of having some drinks with her lol, despite the fact she literally was on probation when we first started talking for assault while under the influence lol
>>219630172"She" like most other Asian female creatures have the body of a prepubescent boy
On the long commute to massVisiting new church x
>>219630202Fuck off racist
>>219630181Would love to see an ethnic makeup of this general
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING>porn images>KLOP images >porn images [Deleted]>KLOP images [Deleted] >UmSCREAMING
and the latest from Littering UK Lad?
>>219630117ever see her arsehole or do anything with it?
so the only people celebrating the death of irans leader are liberal women that migrated to the west and israelis? i thought they would all be thrilled if he was as hated as our western news channels claim
should I order a big box of Sildenafil (Viagra) lads? Superdrug lets you order a box of 40 tablets for £110 x
>>219630199I mean 21 is young so I can see foolish behavior but like what did you expectShe must’ve been hot though
>>219630225indeed i did>>219630240she was black
>five dates to the same WetherspoonsNot a lot of options in Manchester eh
Is rorke over or underrated?
>>219630234tried it once for a laugh, gave me a terrible headache
>>219630250you could go to five different spoons and not have been to half the spoons in the city
>>219630260what size tablet?i tried 25 mg yesterday (not for sex, just as a trial for next time I have sex), had some head pulses but nothing bad.was way easier to keep an erection
>>219630234bought a box of the 25mg and one time and my knobber was hard for 2 hours straight while i was pulling the lad off myselfcan't imagine the stronger doses
Anyone planning on going on the lads trip to Prague that mousey posted in the discord?
>>219629555It's simpleFind the groups most likely to be involved with organised crime and then eliminate them
>>219630250I have this idea in my head Manchester is cool and has neat clubs but that is partially just from my idea of the hacienda having been thereWould rather see it than London
chelsea tek it
>>219630277No idea, a friend gave it to me, that was years ago, you do get really hard though and you can shag immediately after cumming.
bought a gaming pc just for me to realise I prefer to sit on the couch and play xbox
>>219630326that Conner player is good for Arsenal. might be better than Owen Goal
>>219630299any sides?
cba
Wouldn’t driving twenty minutes to fuck a black girl left alone fly transcontinental
>>219630260>>219630277i switched to tadalafil and i like it better. not as powerful as viagra, but viagra is a pain in the ass because i dont like the mechanics of having to time things; the whole, takes 30~ minutes to kick in, and how you're supposed to wait an hour after eating before using it. plus i like having night time erections in my late 30s early 40s.
just letting know lads know i will go on an incelwalk now then loompost when i get back
>>219630374she was a fit black girl tbf and I just wanted to shag one
>>219629981making sure ICE knows about you in case you try to overstay your visa
>>219630351Difference is modding or playing grand strategiesIf you’re playing normie shooters or rpgs than it’s probably comfier to play console
>>219630394Was her body nice at least?
>>219630428yes very nicebest i ever had
>>219630353LOL
>TRUE TO SIZEdidnt know they did child sizes
>>219630354felt a bit light headed for the first 10 minutes but nothing pronounced then had a steel erection like being 16 again coming home to wank after school
>>219630443what did she smell like?
>>219630379Isn't viagra the same as tadalafil and the other one, it's just a brand name I think
Friend took a pic of me while we were out on Friday and I literally just saw Stellan Skarsgard staring back at meIt’s so over I’m an old man now
>>219630514strange question
Rorke uncensored
9 inch BBC
Rorke unmentored
Mental how up until the modern period people didn’t eat potatoes or tomatoes.Runescape made me think baked potatoes with cheese were prime medieval food
well that's a lass with a fish isn't it
>>219630401I play grand strategies, just got bored of them
>>219630561wouldn't mind her and the meal at all, they don't look fish like that here
>>219630565are there oatcakes in runescape
>>219630579good post
>>219630561slag
Need to move to spicville usa on the border
>>219630587>they don't look fish
Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum.Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus.Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus nunc et in hora mortis nostrae.Amen.
Brazil yea
>>219630605California is so gay
>>219630638Amen
>>219630565and what of the lobsters and cooked rat meat?
new shirt just arrived
mental how fit they are
>>219630682looks good lad
>>219630643
>>219630682oh my days rorke
>>219630682Whens the iron arriving?
>>219630682lol i dress exactly like this
>>219630652Thinking more Tucson or West Texas
>>219630682what shoes will you wear with this outfit
>>219630679famine food
>>219630703screm
>>219630565>Mental how up until the modern period people didn’t eat potatoes or tomatoes.So the ones who first cultivated those plants don't count as people to you?
>>219630703leave me alone
>>219630682oh my days
Texas seems great but it'd be too hot there Dunno what part of America i'd pick to live in
>>219630743for me it'd be pacific northwest or the northeast
gib texan gf
weird bald girls
>>219630743think i could live in boston or the northeastwas in a bar there once and it was clear the working class whites resented blacks or other ethnoids but accepted me as irish
might start pooing out of my willy for a change
>>219630726forgot to add most
>>219630804spice of life innit
>>219630703bodied that freak
work tomorroweveryone at my work hates me
You wanna dance, baby?I know you see me looking at you on the dailyOoh, I'm in a trance latelyI need something to wake me up, something to faze meDo you want a kiss maybe?I know I've seen you looking at me, you wanna date meOoh, I feel my knees go shakyEverything you do, it just seems to amaze me
>>219630515sildenafil is branded as viagratadalafil is branded as cialis
>>219630790Urban working class whites from the northeast are usually based. They’re a shrinking demographic though
>>219630862Whys that?
>>219630804
yanks should let me in
americans be like yo brodie get me some frickin caffee creamer
>>219630923why
>>219630876I'm a weird autistic freak and very horrible
>>219630923mad how you used to be able to just get on a ship
>>219630945Have you tried not doing that?
>>219630862same have the opposite of the halo effect me everyone I meet instinctively despises me
>>219630923Marry a yank, its the only way
>>219630965good post
>>219630963literally impossible
you'd think brits could just turn up in america and set up shop but they reserve that right to mexicans instead
>>219631038They have to hop the border
>>219631038european people could have had freedom of movement between their nations if history had turned out a little different
>>219631038There’s a fair amount of illegal Irish and brits here
take out the fucking bins
>>219631038Submit to Rome then we can talk
>>219631115Fuck off Juan
Sir Xev Bellringer
Why are zoomers obsessed with catholicism?
>>219631111Wasnt he an MI:5 informant
the wife
>>219631166Because they’re rootless and mixed race and in their purity spiral of pseudo-piety they’ve arrived to worshipping the chief wog in rome
>>219631217sometimes the things that you people say are very strange
>>219631207nunchucks are the dumbest weapon of all time
>>219631167yeah he did the cinematography for Mission Impossible: Fallout
Spring came early x
I guess I’m just stuck on that street shit
>>219631207seen her on reelsi have reason to believe that she may be trans
the website says this is a womans jacket but i really want itit doesn't particularly female, or does it?should I get it?
>>219631166protestantism is a social club for boomers
>>219631241think you're the dumbest weapon of all time
>>219631241oh yeah?*pulls out my nunchucks and accidentally knocks myself unconscious*
>>219631257i dunno i think she's just not very pretty
loom status?
>>219631264Doesn't look like it's for women at all. Would wear that obviously
Having a little bev before 10am mass x
>>219631315forsooth, it doth
>>219631264it's not about whether it looks like a woman's jacket or not: if it's made for women it won't fit you >yeah it will fit him since he's such a tiny dwarf manlet with a tiny willy haha banter Bradley Walsh poo barmjokes aside, no women's top will ever fit a man because of the width of your shoulders / yoke. It literally will not fit
>>219631315for thee but not for me
>>219631315
My stummy is absolutely FILLED with kefir and fruit, making my farts both frequent and powerful. However, the smell produced by these farts is not altogether unpleasant. More on this later.
>>219631315Not for me I'm off until Thursday x
>>219631391have you recently upped your fermented food intake? I found that after a while I started getting no gas at all
>>219631315I actually like my job
might have a little thomas tank to blonde bimbos
>>219631450same
going to read this on the bus tomorrow
>>219629428asda by far the chavviest and most revolting supermarketwill look down on anyone who shops there
>>219631514sir sacked tranny
>>219631514DEI hire
dead thread
>>219631664the toilers are preparing for toil
Hmmm yes think I’ll wake up at noon tomorrow
>>219631664
COME UP DA WATA
An RAF Typhoon jet operating out of Qatar has shot down an Iranian drone.
fucking hell it's incredibly dead in herewe all in /cum/ yeah?
>>219631828Got a friend in Dubai with big tits, she's fine but her mother is scared.
>was walking through the city a few nights ago at 1AM>passed an African on a bike harassing some woman by blasting music and following her around darkened streets>didn’t intervene because there was a fairly decent chance that if I had I might have been murdered>know for a fact that my death wouldn’t have led to a single tangible change in the situation and that some leftypol faggot would gatecrash my funeral to sing Don’t Look Back in AngerMad how we’re forced to pretend that this is even vaguely acceptable or normal
>>219631851Ok
>>219631828so that's 7 terror attacks in payment for this, i suspectpossibly by the failed """"""asylum seekers"""""" that have illegally entered our nation?fantastic
>>219631859white people do that too
>>219631862at least now you know
>>219631859why didn't you call the police?
DID YOU JUST TAKE A PICTURE OF HER BUM?
*E Minor*
remember when heatherpaedo was obsessed with those teddy bear cake bars
moving pon body
>>219631968mentally ill freak
London Gooners might win it all
pissing cum out my arse
>>219631954images aren't loading for me can someone explain what this image is
got poo in my bum
*starts watching gay porn in the middle of the thread and starts wanking and moaning*
>>219631995nO nEeD tO sIgN yOuR pOsT
Rorke going mental at this
>>219631828what is it doing there then we're not at war with anyone
>>219632026cor
>>219632042iranian gigamelty chucking drones and rockets left and right at US/israel allies in the region
>>219632021It is Pierce Brosnan looking very handsome in an outdoor setting with his shirt half unbuttoned, playing an E Minor chord on a Gibson Les Paul guitar
>>219632042>>219631828i just saved 1c in taxes because you serve israel indirectly thru usit's called "the special relationship"
get the persian fitties moved into post-industrial northern towns
>>219632038wait, are they colonists or immigrants?
yeah i agree with that
>>219632038football niggers are cattle
Growing up we all had that friend whose dad attempted to enrich uranium in his garden shed and got melted
find it funny how all the other muslim countries hate iran but leftypols in the west are pissing and shitting themselves over this
>>219632125LOL so true
>when u 30 and u live with ya Mum
>>219632125haha yeah
still don't know what a chimichanga is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
>>219632125omg that just reminds me of my mate petey's dadtried doing just this, attempted to supercharge plutonium (bought off a mate in the pub no less) and it melted down and vapourised himabsolute madman
>>219632169It's a fried taco or burrito I think
>>219632169meat and rice wrapped in a tortilla, deep fried and covered in cheese sauce called queso. I love em
beddy bo bo's time
>>219632215sounds for ecks lush
>>219632287*murders you in your sleep*
>>219632287it just isn't at all
>>219630379How does tadalafil differ?
>>219632305i'm sleepy tho
fuck off for a minute while i get a baked potato on for me tea
starving like
I tried Tadalafil and it really didn't do much for me. I'll have to try Viagra but like the other anon, I don't like the idea of scheduling sex.
>>219632321mohammed (pbuh) was probably sleepyhe still devoted his life to spreading allah's final revelation
>>219632345Just hire a 'scort
white people dropping they children at the day care despite the separation anxiety and psychological suffering
busy day tomorrow. I have to drop off two lightbulbs at the local recycling centre
New>>219591751>>219591751>>219591751
>>219632355But I have a wife
>>219632345I thought those work whenever
>>219632346what was that? that it was ok for them to rape children as long as they married them>
>>219632365not on
>>219632352>>219632352>>219632352
Sir Viagra Piller
>>219632378yh that one
