London England Temple edition.
genuinely why should i not go to bed and go sleepies
Based britbros!! Hallo from America!!!
I'm moving to New York cause I've got problems with my sleep
>>219632414why does the japanese lady have her face puffed up like that, is she holding a golf ball in her mouth
>>219632421I'm gonna get drunk and do evanescence vocaroo covers
>>219632421you'll wake up at like 2am
>>219632455you don't drink though
>be me>have problems with my sleep>move to new york>we're not the same>wear that on my sleeve>christmascameearly.jpg
I can't use the front room of my newly purchased first home because I live on a main road. I use the rear room as my living room and have to shut the door so the noise doesn't travel in
Might try a 50 mg Viagra pill tomorrowTried 25 mg yesterday and it helped me keep an erection with little effort but I reckon my cock was only 95% hardWant a proper iron rod
mad how there's infinity alyssa lius in canada
I'm going to try Sildenafil next
>>219632505should have thought about that before buying
>>219632524only iron rod you need is one driven through your fucking skull you little runt
>>219632505>>219632524you both need to be killed
the weird polish girl at work actually has a peng perky bum
>>219632540I didn't really notice the noise when I viewed it and the road just happened to be quieter than usual
>>219632352I remember being bullied out of Buddhism because I argued some shit to people >Even you got of Jews or Zionist a new class like them will appear >People are doomed suffer no matter what >Money and materialism has everyone miserable >Enlightenmwnr takes multiple life times
>>219632414that girl with the red on her face is so fit
Enlightenmwnr
need an italian titcow gf
>>219632534for me stimulants kind of work the same way
>>219632584but does an italian titcow need you?
>>219632489considered dancing to joy division, hmm?celebrating the irony, hmm?no?well, that's you done
>>219632612nobody needs me
>>219632584Fuckin ell
>>219632612cruel post
need an anime titcow gf
>>219632668toby bait
was watching a kelly welles doublee anal scene earlier and she was like "i'd love another one up there if it could fit" but now in 2026 triple anal is totally a thingso you know that's progress of a sort
reminder to replace omg with oms for oh my science
browsing /wg/ for nice wallpapers
>>219632712any examples to share with the class
why did he do it
Did you lads attend Holy Mass today?
>>21963253425, 50 or 100 mg?
>>219632736this is the only kind of mass i like
>>219632736I did!
>>219632769laughed at this because I'm a retard
Up to Season 3 Episode 11 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
>>219632749whore
Vote green
>>219632727file too large>>>/wg/8129711
>>219632749think i can see a bit of that birds fanny
>>219632739Not sure. Website says 50 is the standard so I'll try that
>>219632668
Dont feel like showering or leaving the house today
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING>porn images>KLOP images>porn images [Deleted]>KLOP images [Deleted]>UmSCREAMING
>>219632668unc ahh horse
>>219632837being able to go a day without showering and not feeling like you want to die is peak privilege
>>219632835I started with 25 mg. Didn't get any sides other than red cheeks.Might try 50 mg tomorrow after work.
Weekend over.Time to wind down and decompress.We do it all over again starting tomorrow.
>>219632856Ill shower tonight because I have toil in the morning
>>219632668Shborse
>>219632414my dick says top left but my heart says bottom right
got the new chad chad on
In bed. All tucked in, cozy and warm
Any clues gained this weekend?
Totally emptied my balls in the gfs fanny this weekend. My dick hurts and I could barely even bust out the last one, literally dripping with sweat in order to do so.MENTAL
>>219632868Any reason why you started with 25?
will message the toilfu again tomorrow, might slip another compliment in because she responded really well to the last one
>>219632932tell her you like her tits
>>219632922Why lie?
Why did America let in retarded poles and Irish I was BBC maxxing quite well
Sir Sandor Cluegain
>>219632932you a beta orbiter then lad?
>>219632942Exactly, why would I lie about this
>>219632941that seems a little too brazen and vulgar, plus I've never actually seen her tits
>>219632922Nice does she look good naked?
>>219632931was afraid of sides
>>219632968technically yes for about 3 months but now shes unattached again so I'm about to swoop in
>>219632974tell her you like tits and she has them
2026 is the year of cockmaxxingjelqingkegelsviagracialiszinc
>>219632979Yeah, better than exberg who was fat. This one's chubby and on a diet so may get skinnier. I'm hoping she doesn't get too comfortable and become fat like exberg, who was fat to begin with, then gained more weight and was constantly dieting etc. Funny thing is that this one doesn't have the same stamina in her hips/fucking ability as the fatter one did
>>219632997>been orbiting for 3 months>about to swoop in3 months too late lad
>>219633000she already knows I like tits, she once asked me if I prefer tits or arse
>>219632932Tell her you like the way her arse moves when she walks
>>219633084this is a nonce coded panel
>>219633070do you not know how breakups work?
>>219633070on the contrary, I've been planting little seeds of romance this whole time, taking steps not to fall into the friendzone etc. I'm fairly confident I'm partly to blame for her previous relationship collapsing
anyone remember khamenei
>>219632972For attention I suppose, that’s why all larpers do it
>>219633137RIP King.
>>219633084just forwarded this to the 49 year old toilfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFYr8_W-P74daily dose of sargon
>>219633167
>>219633167Shame they have no way to wipe israel off the map
Always think of that shit from dragon ball when I hear the Iranian guys name
It's it safe to racially abuse people nowadays
>>219633137more like kwabenei
>>219633350always has been
if my taxes are paying for all this, starmer could at least use some of it
>>219633398>GCHQ spy stationerm arent those supposed to be secret
Just been church
>>219633394Not in leftypols Britain
the prototypegoing to make a fortune after this
>>219632352Great Shitstain, the Epstein island among the isles
feel like an urinal cake that's been pissed on too much
>>21963310318 is adult
EFN or ERN?
>>219633461good post
>>219633448did you specifically ask the AI slop generator to put in a UK outlet in the background? impressive attention to detail if so but also you should be executed
Currently watching the five hour long Trial Of Tim Heideckerhave any of you seen On Cinema?
>>219633398don't think I've ever seen djibouti in the news what goes on there
>>219633398Iran is clearly an aggressor, look how close they put their country to western military bases!
>>219633460You're the gay German who wants nothing more than British men to have sex with him
>>219633461Powerful imagery
>>219633502It's a whore country. They allow anyone to have a military base there, particularly ChinaThat's their only relevance, as a Chinese military base
declan noodles
>>219633502Lots of rape
Mental how it's technically illegal to look at this picture too closely.
Do you think we will ever get a glow in the dark Jeff hardy from Mattel
might bum the cat
doing wee gay porn dances with my da x
Fucking hell.1,786 Brutus kills and no Beef.It's a joke!
>>219633407they're on google mapshttps://www.declassifieduk.org/uk-quietly-expands-secret-gchq-spy-base-near-iran/https://maps.app.goo.gl/ckqGPmjb28CdBpyT9
been using ai a lot
free the guys
>>219633398whos diego garcia then what's he doing 2000 miles into the ocean
Rorkeypops reading about the "goldiplops zone" to find out how to best optimise his pooing schedule
>>219633642>Swansea Birthday restaurantThat one on the top of that big tower whatsitsname.Or go to the diner in Uplands and do that eatings challenge.Dunno. Been a long time since I was in Swansea (Lost my virginity in Cefn Bryn student accommodation)
Bring Me The Head Of Wankard Pooser
off to budapest in junemight get a train to vienna while im there to visit an old uni chirpse
>>219633681Sir Diego Garcia MBE
>>219633642you realise those silly little messages used 1000+ gallons of water to produce, right leftypol?
Gfberg had to put down her dog today.Fat bastard lived to 17.
>>219633756F
Paragon level 100 on diablo 4, don't even @ me bro
need a gf with a deftones or a bmth poster on her walllike she's a 35 year old woman acting like she's 15 and i'm just there for it
>>219633681striker for liverpool in the early 2000s
>>219633766something about virgin level 100 and no girls are @ing you
I'm a retarded pathetic incel
>>219633756And how old was her dog?
>>219633763bit windy out
>>219633756F I'm sure you'll be able to console her tho right? ;)
>>219633580Is that the place out of James Bond?
>>219633774what's he doing floating in the Indian ocean
all these niggas look exactly the sameit's creepy as fuck lmao
>>219633786Haha you joker
>>219633820Jewish. Fucking. War.
kill all humans
>>219633780Roaring BIGLY
>>219633756Damn that's sad. FMy brothers fiancee's both dogs died this month within a week of each other, they were 14. It's so sad when doggies die
>>219633857is this the so called "sex arse" I've heard so much about
In utter shock at the news. I obviously knew it could happen, and probably would one day, but to see it happening now live in real time is something else.
so here we are, all the lads
>>219633820One on the right looks like Gerry Adams
>>219633887Yes, we are all saddened by the news. It is truly the moment of a generation.
>>219633901Wahey! Alri lad?
i stand with bahrain
>>219633887dont worry im sure there will be a new ayatollah soon x
>>219633914There's some solace in the hope that it could all work out ok in the near future. Just need to keep believing that there's good in this world
>>219633857oh she young
>>219633907he puts the ira in iran
>>219633921yeah not bad you?
yes lads it's sunday but get the fucking tuuuuuunes onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8
>>21963316786, he was just a kid.
>>219633944wtf is an Ayatollah? I'm talking about how it's March and Arsenal are still top of the league
>>219633967lol
nickname growing up was "the town rapist' on account of all the raping
ayatollah assaholla
>>219633901>>219633972WaitYou’re not a real lad are you?
what do you lads think of the curling then? I think its shit and dont watch it
>>219633976i was more a deaf havana boyfriends like these, and that
>>219634006Naughty naughty!!
>>219634010*laughs nervously*o-of course I am mate don't chat shit aha
>>219633820bob mortimer on the left
>32>Married>Planning kids>Still regularly fap to the nudes my exgf sent me when were 19>Don't even like said ex>Love me wifeReckon I'm abnormal.
>>219633976
Might start a gimmick where I post the new in another general and give you lot clues to find itIt would be wasted on you lot because you'd just search the catalogue and embarrass me
Had 49p in my betfair account.Off to the shop. What ya want?
>>219634063hi people
>>219634063What ya making lad?
>>219634106imagine if you put £10000000 on that bet instead. lesson learned
Close calls past few days but I AM STILL STANDING I WILL NOT FAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Lads, I've been sitting here for the past 45 minutes having a right chuckle because, you see, the nature of the geography surrounding the Straight of Hormuz looks like a penis going into a fanny.
Might start a gimmick where I drink myself to death
>>219634063have you ever considered buying something that isn't processed
>>219633933I've got my window open I'm that warm
>>219634063Old picture
>>219634063you're just a troublemaker you are and all that
>>219634134just ticked over my first week, I will be off the muck from now on until the toilfu agrees to date me
could not tell you where the local butchers is. dying establishment it is
>>219634207i have two local butchers with then i live in a tarqy town
the tipple
When lent is through i'll try my hand at making some savory pastries
>>219634207two in my villagevery white to shop at a business like thatbrownoids shop at morrisons
>>219634207larpevery town has a butchers
>>219633698>>Swansea Birthday restaurant>That one on the top of that big tower whatsitsname.I live right next to it. I've yet to go up there because I'm scared of heights lol. Literally the tallest building in walesIt's the Meridian tower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BFHYtZlAU
>>219634207just looked it up and it's a bloody halal one
>>219634139chorting
>>219634237Pretend its medieval times and have a can with breakfast. Only like 2%. Basically like an energy drink
>>219634298time to move
sabrina carpenter gives me the creeps she's like a doll from a horror movie
>>219632749what an awful thing to see on a sunday
any stupid fucking cretins in?
he has made a lot of vile posts but toby really went above and beyond with this one
Can the Jews stop genociding Europe already
>>219634134get the viagra taken
>recounts a story of a black man racially abusing him and aggressively stealing from him>this makes him the bad guy
Dont see those jewlads saying this
>>219634323this you pal?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772393905682542.webm
>>219632749why is her face so big and red. She looks like a 40something pisshead like me
>>219634419once the iran thing is done are we going to be able to visit safely
>>219634438screamhey men and they are PIGS
>>219634335isnt this that wrestler?
Today I saved my company about £18k. I had eight sales and each sale saves the company around £2250
>>219634323its the make up, she looks fairly normal beneath that
>>219634464it's sunday pal
>>219634461replied to the post below the intended post award
>>219634438im already on interpals at the iranian birds
>>219634464and you'll burn in hell for that
>>219634461SCREAM
>>219634464nice one, and how much did you make personally on those sales?
hey men and they are PIGS
>>219634464want me to pat you on the head and say what a good goy you are?
>>219634487goyim never take a day off from providing for their masters
aviva are cheeky bastardswas paying 70 quid for travel insurance then they quoted me 85 for this year, so i just let it go thinking i would renew as a "new customer" to get a lower pricegone to get a new quote and now its 100 quidfuck off
when you say scream do you actually scream in real life or do you just smirk a bit
I'm not looking for a new England.I'm just looking for another girl.
>>219634547scream
>>219634567My crush!
>>219634552i actually screamfor pcianf i have to go over to tyrones house next door
>>219634552scream
>>219634567>>219634567
>>219634567
>>219634552Been fired from work for screaming so much.
>>219634345Y R U Geh
>>219634543you've been played like a fiddle
>>219634628will be ringing them tomorrow morning and giving them a stern talking to
>>219634106
doing a stupid fucking gay dance in my gay little incel bedroom
it's simplewe uh, black the batman
Got cum in my pussy
>>219634729Odd post
>>219634729how'd that get there then
Daddy is angry
>>219634487Yeah, I know. On Friday I worked 8am to 9:45pm. Yesterday I worked 9 to 5pm. Today I worked 9 to 4am. Today was my best ever day in work. For the next two weeks I'm training a new team on site every day.>>219634504No, I helped those people. Each "sale" is a person I've saved from claiming on their own insurance policy.>>219634519Fuck all, not sure how much>>219634524>>219634526Yes
>>219634719seen her shagging a pumpkin
>>219634729yummers
>>219634464capitalist pig
>>219634207I buy my steaks from the local market. 1lb ribeye for £11
>>219634772Shut up Rasheed
Imagine doing literally anything but the bare minimum at toilBetter yet, imagine actively generating sales or saving money for the company knowing you'd get paid the same regardless
ooooooo(me cumming)
Need some indian food
>>219634729Mind if I lick it out? ,':^)
>Don't shit at work for thirteen years>Shit at work four days in a rowThis is it, lads. I'm finally institutionalised.
>>219634813um
>>219634823when the goy began to poo
>>219634063What the fuck get out of my house
hi can you post something like 'unbelievable thread today lads'
>>219634567>>219634598>>219634677I will hopefully be getting a "plus-sized" gf this year.
I'm 18 x
>>219634823you should be pooing at work as often as possiblesometimes spend long enough there that the motion sensor lights turn off
>>219634823Is the toilet inside the office or do you have to go out down a corridor to get to it?
>>219634063>>219634866grim
>>219634878oh? x
Mind if I join in on this thread lads?
>>219634866>sauce in a jar >supermarket meat>pre-grated cheesefucks sake
>>219634069Visit a therapist atp
>>219634905Well haha x
>>219633398looks like a blonde guy from the back spinning a ball on his finger
>>219634878I'm 30
>>219634878I'm 65
>>219634902>>219634910?
>>219634900I work from home
>>219634069Obvious thing to do is delete the photos
>>219634897at home I like to spend 20+ minutes shitting>>219634900not telling :)
>>219634910>>sauce in a jarSo?>>supermarket meatSo?>>pre-grated cheeseYeah I'll stop there's no excuse
>>219634866>buys posh pasta but cheap mince and jars of saucewise up
Sir Vile Slugman
>>219634878me asf in 2014
if you willingly eat teflon you're basically a mong
tescomong loves his tesco finest
Niggas cheat just for a nut and nothing else
>>219634954the toilet is a refugei like to go there just for a sit sometimes. even at home my toilet is the size of a cubicle (the sink is in another room).it's a little castle.
>>219634967>tesco finest>posh
might jerk off to a russian OF whore
>posh
Can't believe I'm being abused by everyone here for my bolognese
>>219634866>paper towel on the benchyou gay or summat
>>219635013>lightly sweat the soffrito and garlic>brown the meat>cook off the tomato paste>reduce red wine>throw in the stock>cook until doneyou don't need a jar
>>219634995anyone who spends £4.30 per kilo on flour and water shapes is a big posh sod with plums in his mouth
I’m not in painI don’t where you got that info from buts falseIt’s not true
The West, it's....fallen.
>>219635013You are doing good lad, the fact that you are cooking or yourself is a win in my book.
>>219600136>>219600136
just took my bra off haha x
>>219635066>those nailsRIP prostate
>>219635069You're ahead of me in cooking quality, but I'll get there in a few months
>>219634958Grating is effortThat’s a fine excuse
NEW>>219635159>>219635159>>219635159
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid