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What the fuck is this shit?
>>219672982Good post
listening to yiddish choonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2TQ2ehSsKs
How the fuck is this allowed?
whats with foreigners being incapable of understanding you should throw rocks when you live in a glass house? French people calling Britain an islamic caliphate? Yanks lecturing us on racial purity? Slav monkeys (colonised by turks for 500 years) commenting on sharia in the UK? Why are they so retarded? Keep your mouth shut lads
>>219672982Sad that they are knocking the San Siro downIconic stadium but I suppose its falling to bits
>>219672993Told you lot last thread this was happeningI'm ahead of the news again
parish names subedish
>>219672993starmer entering a murder-suicide pact with these freaks
>>219672993Bloodlust runs deepThey must be bored
Well that's a bloomin gay porn film
>>219673018>>219672993You deserve what you tolerate :)
Fumbled a Lebanese bird one time, I like to say to myself that she was on her period.
>>219672993god gave them that land, the arabs need to move to englandshrimple as
was expecting a vagina but then I saw the swinging ballsack
playing CS to simulate being in the middle east
>>219673071Me after my wife gives birth
>>219673071no australian has ever posted normal porn
end of the day it's nowt to do with me n that's that
Rorke derangement syndrome
>>219673074could just go outside
>>219673082its an ausfreak thing
civil war
Week's almost over.Time to crank it up and go mental!
Trump just implied he might carry out the war against Iran "forever" in a Truth
squattoil and supermarkettoil later fuck meeeeeeejust want to dissolve into a viscous ooze
900,000 graduates looking for work10,000 graduate jobs availablethey all go to indians who got their degree from a degree mill in calcutta
>>219673085trvke
>>219673126Should have got a PhD then
>>219673125best I can offer is dissolving into a watery ooze
>>219673126polytechnic degrees aren't viewed favourably
>>219673113Well that’s just not true. But this is a good gimmick regardless
sleepy
howling at the incel freaks on here that waste their time and energy on gymtoil to look like a greek statue masterpiece only to still be a virginim a fat smelly deeply autistic soylennial and im sweeping in taking zoomer market share
>>219673126Rorke pissed off at natural selection being implied in the job market instead of DEI in favour of people in the UK
I love Jesus Christ!
Feels a bit grim going out at this time of year and seeing all the adverts for giving zakat and shit during ramadanIt’s fucking everywhere
>>219673188just told you they get fake degrees from degree mills
>>219673202
>>219672993I swear on me nan's grave if they fuckin keep doing this
what do gpu drivers actually do?
>>219673214So you can't even compete with a fake degree Another example of British men being failures
>>219673202Don’t we all
might read the bible
>>219673234they won't stop
>>219673235drive
>>219673237doesnt make any sense pajeet your esl is very bad saaar
is open university worth it
>>219673263no university outside of oxbridge is worth it
ever wonder if you've handled money more than once? Like you spend a pound and that same pound coin works it's way back into your hands a some later date
im a PROUD cuckold
How are we in 2026 and retards still fall for obvious bait
>>219673273whyy
>>219673263Only if you're over 30
>>219673293im 43
>>219673263Rather than spend 8 years studying modules for 2 hours a night after working a full shift at the supermarket, you could just apply to whatever job you think you need a degree for right now. You could even lie and say you have the degree when you don't, you just made it up. Get a fake certificate.Start lying to get ahead.
>>219673278how are you in 2026 and you still dont understand rorke dark energy memetics
cant believe that one lad lied about ground attacks :/
>cuckholdI see this spelling repeatedly onlineIdk why
just saved the king
>>219673325im a cucki hole my erectsimple as
Well Rorke?
>>219673263>>219673314
>>219673273shut up leftypol
>>219673342 me when I was 12
>>219673352honestly better they become mosques than pubs
>>219673272A trivial case that would render this true for virtually all people is whether you consider handing a cashier too much money by accident then they tell you this and hand you some back counts. Technically a transaction has occurred and money has changed hands (literally if not in the intended sense). In the spirit of the game I am willing to consider that this doesn't count as the money you get back was never actually spent.
>>219673358rather grim that
>>219673375inshallah
>>219673375Solid bait, you got a (You) out of me
me? in the process of pushing this rorke autist over the edge and fully expect a mental breakdown in a month or so
nons instil a duty towards education in their children while rorke plays with a spud gun on the park with his mates that he'll lose touch with in a few years.at 18 the non applies to top universities while rorke sleeps in after a long night of counterstrike and misses his appointment with the career advisor.at 22 years old the non graduates with a degree from LSE while rorke is fiddling with his plex media server for the thousandth time.at 27 years old the non is enjoying life in london, has met their soulmate (a fellow non, works as a lawyer at a top firm) and has prospects of being transferred to the new york office.rorke is posting restore britain edits on X hoping his monetisation application is accepted.face it rorke, in 2026, you're toast.
The majority of babies since 2000 have been aborted in the UK Women committing human sacrifice so they do lines and sit in a cubicle
mm yes the singular rorke autist
>>219673395grim
>>219673352>AnglicanDon’t care
>>219673396not your body, not your choice
>>219673400It’s a new heatherpaedo gimmick, feel free to ignore like the rest of his posts
ive psychoanalysed him you see. the more you mention his OCD the more pronounced it gets. Psychologically i have enslaved him. That rorkecounter looms like a shadow over his life
remember when that disabled lad shouted 'nigger' at the awards ceremony lol
>>219673396thanks dr chud md
>>219673437Not after Restore bans abortion
>>219673440he'll switch to britfeel when he's not getting attention from his dolly posting and gimmick spam here. he always does
>>219673457cope
So you guys wouldn't shag a sexy Indian bird? Is that what you are saying?
>>219672993>>219673234>>219673251is there anything we can actually do to stop these freaks or? are we just powerless
>>219673451haha yeah good times
>>219673481Was shagging one for the best part of a year
>>219673451
you've got your Restore UK, your Revive UK, your Super Potion UK, your Moon Stone UK, your Rare Candy UK etc
>>219673293why the fuck would it be worth it then
real talk - how do I lose my virginity as a 28 year old man?
>>219673476I'm not sure you understand how that word works
>>219673508Prozzies
Beginning to subscribe to the theory that contraception is making women psychotic
>>219673504Because it makes you more employable
>>219673523is this worth it?
shagging a johnny that happens to be inside a prostitute doesn't count as having sex / losing your virginity
>>219673492Nice, thinking about doing that me >>219673508Idk man, apps, meeting someone at a bar, taking a trip to Amsterdam...
>>219673508Travel back in time and make sure a black man inseminates your mother instead so you're a suave and chill mulatto
>>219673532Not really? It’s not going to change anything in your life it will just be like a more expensive wank
>>219673508go to a kegger and bring a red cup
watching a playthrough of the xena warrior princess PS1 game
>watching a playthrough of the xena warrior princess PS1 game
>>219673563so this is the life that toilers miss out on
Rorke listening to Avenge Sevenfold on his Skullcandy earphones
im on chapter 1 of yazuka 3im a 33 year old incel you see
For me, it's Blinded In Chains
>>219673582Never liked that band me except this one song which has a good drum intro.
at the point of sobriety where the improved wellbeing is being challenged by the overwhelming need for a fat slug of easy dopamine
>>219673573done them
watching Tribal People React to Lynyrd Skynyrd For The First Time
more of a lost prophets man myself
>fat slugktim
Watching incel reacts to being hugged by a girl for the first time
tfw no KERRANG! magazine gf
look I'm not disagreeing with the Whole Life Tariff all I'm saying is they had some good tunes y'know?
>>219673598don't give up lad, it gets better >>219673607when he died I looked through my collection because I knew I had some albums but couldn't find them, maybe I threw them out years ago?!
>>219673617would love a hug me. last hug I got was in 2023 and she felt so soft and smelled nice
awww hes been scared off dont be like that haha, heres a freebie on me:*ahem*what is with these fucking pakis and indians taking our jobs?
>>219673639ktim when a girl put her head on my shoulder in 2014
https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/pornography-sexual-relationships-step-relatives-5HjdTkd_2/Porn depicting adults pretending to be step-siblings or dressing up with braces or pigtails or school uniforms will soon be illegal and get you the same punishment as literal paedosInsane
>>219673639>>219673650FONT
>>219673659love when cats do thingsmine never does anything
>>219673659he not allowed
>>219673585
>>219673651It's unfortunate but I find braces sexy because my first gf had them for a while and then another girl after that.
>>219673651not insane at all, perfectly reasonable actually. Maybe we can protect the next generation from turning in to mentally ill freaks like zoomers
spring has sprung, it seems
umm what
>>219673651right well that's every JAV ever made illegal then
>>219673486only you can stop them but never will
>>219673651schoolgirl tights posters and ziedy will be banned soon
>>219673759the democrats might actually change next cycle. I don't know
>>219673651why is porn depicting this stuff going to be made illegal when none of it is illegal in real life?it's not illegal to shag your step sister/brother
Ronaldo has landed in Madrid
>>219673781and i thought things couldn't get worse for them
>>219673781which one?
ever sniffed a girls bumhole? reckon it smells a bit like poo
wish every day was 3pm
>>219673778It is in the UK, "power-imbalance" and all
>>219673778Incest isn't illegal in the UK?
>>219673781Hope there was something to break his fall
>>219673823for whites it is
>>219673823think about the people who marry their cousins the most
>>219673823as you can tell by our royal family, no
>>219673812its my favorite thing>reckon it smells a bit like poonot if she''s clean, I also have one of the in my bathroom
tightsPE kit
This is the women spearheading all the bizarre consenting-adult porn bans btwCareer politician who got given a peerage for being David Cameron's secretary
The answer is yes, yes they were
>>219673886would 15 years ago
>>219673886Based decimator of coomers
>>219673823step sisters/brothers is not a blood relation
>>219673893I don’t know why they couldn’t just wait until halftime
>>219673893That fude's face damn, get some sleep man
>>219673893his picture looks like a mugshot
>>219673893play has been paused briefly to allow wayne rooney to have a sausage roll
rorke whinging about how degenerate the modern world isbut also crying like a bitch when politicians ban degenerate things… like porn
>>219673902It's still illegal here because they're family. Are they not?
>>219673903Why couldn’t the audience just wait
what is BLUD on about this time
>Oil and gas prices shooting up>Sterling crashing against the dollar>FTSE100 down 2.5%>Local elections in two months
need a stay at home wife but i'm also not a high earner like a doctor or whatever, like i barely scrape 6 figures (in AUD) so she'd either have to get a job or we'd be poor and bogan foreverwithout a doubt the jews' fault, this
>>219673893It's a blatant attempt to rub it in our faceCouldn't just wait till half time Couldn't have started the game 30 minutes laterNo, YOU have to watch and respect these men breaking their fast 12 minutes into the game
>>219673943dont think soi think it depends if you grew up together or something
>>219673964Honestly don’t know how she didn’t just resign herself after this Fucking humiliating
RorkeypopsMech link in bio
>>219673886Not surprising considering the UK is the global capital of second-wave feminism.
>>219673934
moving to Australia to wipe old peoples arses for a living
rorke telling his mum he's a race realist
hes afraid
SHUTUPYOUFUCKINGPARASITE
DTFICStarring inAn All Canadian Meltdown
in another timeline the west allied with russia to retake constantinople and anatolia.... vgh
Mark, is there like, a war on? Like a world war on? Like right now?Don't be silly Jeremey if there was a world war on I'd be doing more than wondering if Princess Eugenie was deflowered by Jeffrey Epstein
>>219674022alri ranjeeta
jesus i feel like crap, need some drugs pronto
doesn't feel like a real war yet
really funny how you can go on google maps and get very detailed satellite picture of any country on earthexcept israel which has like a quarter of the resolution as everywhere else
>>219674102that's because you live in gloucester
>>219674101I feel good but wouldnt mind a cheeky 8ball
>>219674074finally, some european dogs will die for mighty albion rather than the other way around
No one touched the cake my gf made for the new World of Warcraft expansion :(
>>219674074Our taxes. You are welcome btw
Could never move to Australia meBecause of the spiders
*sneaks into /brit/*
>>219674102it's not a real war unless it comes from the war region in francethis is just a sparkling regional conflict
>>219674115wtf its true
>>219674074we're being attacked?
>>219674129no i live in berkshire
>>219673508just hang your arse out the window and wait
>>219674165lol you win the internet for today kind sir!
two pints of sparkling guerre and a packet of grenouille please le barkeep
>>219674133I would have taken a slice even though I dont eat sweet, looks good
i'm an honorary neet today (took a sick day)
moving house and it's a fucking nightmare
>>219674180did think it was a bit reddity when i was typing it out but im not funny enough to come up with anything better
lots of reddit experts in today
two cider pints please the barmaid
I AM BALDING!!
>>219674198how just hire a company have them pack all the shit up and relax that's what I learned from the asian uni gf never again will I move manually
>>219673934Treating the possession of scripted porn between consenting adults the same as paedophilia is utterly insane, and likely not at all enforceable If anything, this is only at the detriment of abuse victims as now the police would be wasting their time going after videos of consenting adults
any random stranger man in
>>219674246me, this is so
doing quite the poo. quite the poo indeed.
>>219674249just a nightmare finding a new place that's reasonably priced in my area because it's in a fucking area where loads of southerners want to move to (for good reason) so house prices are through the roof
>>219674172yes but you'd never know it from the british media lol
Remember when the England team were still doing that knee thing four years after the BLM stuff
>>219673893why didn't the other players have a pork pie / sausage roll break?
>>219674281right lets not bring that up
Objective: Survive
objective: poo
>>219674172iran is mass spamming their shitty missiles anywhere it can it's hardly targeted they are just spamming anywhere it's a war where both sides have no plan
CeX bossman just clued me in on this Iran stuff and blessed me with a free copy of Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training for Nintendo DS. You've got to love bossman
grow up
>>219674313doing this soon as i can feel one brewing
>>219674281It was all real...
>>219674324unbelievably grim life you lead
>lol imagine dying for israel >haha you're fighting for the epstein classgenuinely pathetic how it's came to this, every single person using those talking points is a traitor. we should be proud of stopping backwards regimes that literally kill thousands of people for protesting against them, people used to be proud of us using our power to liberate countries like that
porn peaked in 2016
>>219674281It was funny as they played the US (whence the kneeling, the organisation and the dead criminal), Senegal (actual Africans) and France (former colonial power with a team full of blacks), and every one of them looked befuddled when the England team knelt.I remember French twitter being full of images of young Edward III doing homage to Philip IV of France, because it's an inherently submissive gesture. One wonders why the 'sports psychologists' didn't show it alongside videos of New Zealanders doing the haka to show how interrupting your match build-up with political nonsense differs from interrupting it with a war dance
>>219674338embarrassing innit
Saw some boomer seething in the telegraph comment section about Hezbollah sending one measley drone to the Cyprus airbaseWhat do you expect nigga? You can't just let people launch combat jets from that airbase then as soon as there's a bit of retaliation start pretending that you're not involved in the warWe're involved and we're only going to get dragged deeper into this
lot of nazi edits on my instagram reelsi don't even agree with them but they are kinda hard
It was real. All of it.
I was just in an uber for 2 hours and James O'Brian was on having a conniption. The funny thing is an Iranian girl phoned in and said this is the right course of action and he cut her off saying there's a problem with the phone line. She rang up again and he said there was still a problem and that he had to go to an ad break lmao.
>>219674347>every single person using those talking points is a traitori agreewhich is why we need to deal with them BEFORE we liberate iranbring the hammer down HARD on this insolence
>>219674347The only people that even think about Iran are Jews. When was the last time an Iranian terrorist was named blowing up manchester arena or driving through a christmas market? Irans not even the same Islam as the camel fucker inbreds in Saudi Arabia
>>219674370I miss 2020
why tf are my walls so dirty it's like there are streaks of grease on them where is this shit coming from
>>219674370
I think 2026 is going to be my year.
sir online sex bussy
>>219674370never forget never forgive
Done that freak
>>219674405Do you smoke/vape?
2 of the hottest women I know are Iranian so I'm all for getting them back into miniskirts and slag makeup
>>219674414tiocfaidh ar la
howling at these commentshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
>>219674392doesn't matter as the most powerful military force in the world america has the right to police whoever it wants, when you have iranians being gulag'd and killed for simply protesting their oppressive government then america (and by default american proxies like us and europe) have the right to intervene
Fuck it. Early lunch.
>>219674372can't stand that gremlin faced cunt
>>219674425would love to give them a sniff
>>219674406I don't understand this Tracey Emin art
>>219674439Browns killing other browns? Don't see how that concerns me
>>219674443grim. their regular crisps are peng though, as are their version of wotsits
>>219674360piss off zoomer
>>219674425>so I'm all for getting them back into miniskirts and slag makeupThis is a false and unironically Jewish narrative that's been pushed relentlessly in the westAside from a very small number of high society types Iranians were never swanning around in miniskirts, it's more or less as conservative society now as it always was
they don't sell tins of mackerel in my local lidl anymore it's so over
Wish Diego was here for the Spring Statement
>>219674506they'll be selling them as les maquereaux next for thrice the price
ay Tone I'm one of The Smiths!!
i don't really like all these wars and nonces getting caught. every day some new thing I'm supposed to care about. when i was young there was nothing in the news for weeks at a time and that's how we liked it
There are no zoomer porn stars. Well besides Bonnie Blue but she is an ugly freak known more for social media stunts than actual good porn. The porn star era is over. These onlyfans hoes are only famous for the money they make not the porn they have no classics no hits zero slaps. There's not even been a good new fresh porn series. Sure they ran the porn parodies into the ground but there's been nothing since then. Lisa Ann in Who's Nailin' Paylin was a cultural force. There must be a way to get it back, new ideas fresh ideas, some production value, good writing, great casting.
Romans 8:18 – The pain that you have been feeling can’t be compared to the joy that is coming!
Mother's day on Sunday
>>219674372where were you going
>>219674562next Sunday you mong
Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet,Till Earth and Sky stand presently at God's great Judgment Seat;But there is neither East nor West, Border, nor Breed, nor Birth,When two strong men stand face to face, though they come from the ends of the earth!
>>219674572Made you double check didnt I x
>>219674489Chill out unc it's not good for your blood pressure
>>219674506oh fuck not lidl too first sardines gone now mackerel i don't want to go back to tuna that's cat food
>>219674553True but at least we get to see politicians squirm and continually fuck up
>>219674546not a single plate of gabagool in the joint, T. They think it's murder or some shit
>>219674561The way of the sluggard is like a thorn hedge, but the path of the upright is a level highway - Proverbs 15-19Something I think everybody here needs to think about
giorgia meloni irrumatio
can chickens fly?
>>219674643not like a real bird
>>219674590you'll eat the chinese salmon and be happy!
>>219674643briefly
>>219674643Downwards yes
>>219674643somewhat
>>219674643no we bred them to be too fat to carry their own weight
>>219674643pretty sure chicken run established they can only if they have an aeroplane
>>219674643didn't you ever see banzai?
>>219673939thought this were an indoor lead climbing wall from the thumbnail but it's notponder my surprise upon opening the image
>>219674590what are you on about with sardines I bought some in waitrose yesterday
>>219673939american tarmac incel
>>219674643I've got a cock ready to fly in your face, buddy
mad how ppl will say shit like "sharing is caring" but when they find you at 3am in their shed suddenly it's a police matter
My chud-ish British gaming friend said he had "Starmer fatigue". Is this a real sentiment over there, or is it just a chud thing? Is Starmer decently liked by normal people or no?
any hazel-eyed man in
>>219674702I've not got waitrose money sardines were gone for ages in lidl last year only some have come back now and it's not much and now mackerel's going too it's too much why did we give the fishing rights away
>>219674742no one really likes or hates starmer that much he's an insipid little man
Wish we had a British equivalent for TrackAIPAC We should be able to see which MPs are taking money from Israel
>>219674765mine are red
>>219674823>We should be able to see which MPs are taking money from IsraelAll of them
>>219674797Yeah from clips I've seen of him he just seems like a boring and standard center-left politician
>>219674823It's quite grim. British MPs don't get millions of dollars like in the US, they get a few hundred pounds or sportsball tickets.
>>219674742Overall I don't mind him and the impression I get is that he seems to want to do the right thing. Some things I disagree with him on but taken as a whole I'm not embarrassed that he's our leader or anything. Speaking to your flag directly, I will say that I often see takes online from yanks and others who don't live in the UK that lead me to believe they see Kier Starmer as some King of the Wokes boogeyman and that they've had their heads filled by online propaganda.Here the general impression is, from me at least, is that he's a fairly normal man trying to get on with the job and do the best he can. The main problem he runs into is regarding stuff like immigration where the public sentiment is very much in favour of: stopping brown people coming in, removing brown people already here. But no politician can openly come out in support of such a view so we end up with a lot of bizarre, lukewarm, rerranging-deckchairs-on-the-Titanic policies regarding immigration (as well as laying the foundations for the rorkean parties who vow to act on the public's will on the issue, though probably won't in the end).I'm going to post this gigantic post right now at 297 posts that's how hard I am.
roses are redviolets are blueplease bend overi'm going to bum you
>>219674823why would they even care about your irrelevant countryi don't think jews like spending money pointlessly
>>219674777there was some kind of moroccan sardine shortage last year couldn't get the fancy ones in 'trose which took the piss but don't think it's a permanent thing
>>219674823Reform UK has a "Friends of Israel" and not one other country.How does that work then?
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can't be arsed btw
the venerable incel lair is particularly pungent today
>>219674876>But no politician can openly come out in support of such a viewDoubly so when you're a labour politician and your back bench will block any attempt at immigration or welfare reformStarmer isn't really the problem it's his MPs
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>>219674823Theres friends of Israel groups. And friends of UAE and saidi too
