Barry off of Eggheads edition
>>219674956What an awful shirt
HMS Sexarse
>>219675191I'd ride that
remember when that cartel boss got killed
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING>porn images>KLOP images >porn images [Deleted]>KLOP images [Deleted] >UmSCREAMING
whered everyone go
>>219675381I was checking the pork shoulder, it's done.
>>219675381I was taking a mid-toil nap. Always remember you're nothing without us JFs
>>219675479We have a power nap room at work unironically but I don't work for a major firm or a corporation or anything.
can’t believe people actually be religious in here it doesn’t make sense
Rise up, sexy gamer boys ~
>>219674956For me its the one that murdered a man
>>219679909It wasn't murder it was self defence
>>219679909in amsterdam, no lessI wonder if he's the manchester canal pusher
sex with women
>>219679954It was holland anyway. You probably get 6months for murder
>>219679906>What is stopping you from just living your life now then?I go to the pub occasionally>What is sensible about killing yourself when you don't want to?avoiding boredom
honestly and truly all I can think about during sunny weather is women and sex
had mh hand down my pants all day now my finger and thumb smell EXACTLY like skips
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU SEND A HELLFIRE MISSILE TO MY HOUSE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
shmoke and a pancake?murder and a bum?
The lunatics have taken over the insane asylum
>>219680001thats a child
>>219680001um
israel just released this brutal footage them taking out the shah of iran
>>219680038Oh I'm one of them, what do I get?
Adults in the room.
>>219680024and this is why americans decided to circimcise their boys. you can't have that
>>219680041she's a yank university student you clown
>>219680071CJ from eggheads pushing him over the railing
Osama Bin Fartin
>>219680001fucking um
>>219680079she looks 'ummy'
>>219680096Self defence
>>219680024buy some rubbing alcohol (70%)soap won't cut it. this will eliminate the smell in seconds
For me, it's visiting the Oakland LDS Temple on my hypothetical America trip.
>>219680001Of course, spring raises your testosterone levels>>219680041how is that a child?
>>219680115what does that even mean you freak
NO!.... He CUTS!
>>219680153UM
just want to shag twat and spaff
>>219679909he's got aids as well
>>219680143How often do you apply this to your penisb
>>219680147*fan of architecture *You really should just fast forward to the killing yourself bit
year 9
>>219680147*fan of ceiling*whrrrrrrrrrrrr
>rubbing alcohol (70%ABV): 3 pound a litre>drinking alcohol (37.5%ABV): 40 pound per 70cl bottlegets the ol' noggin' joggin'
>>219680143If i mix it with water could i drink it?
>>219680198um um UM
listening to music
My favourite kind of building is a house
>>219680215give it a try. what's the worst that could happen
>>219680219Ridiculous
>>219680213Love him so much
This post brought to you by Dr Pepper®: >>219680228
>>219680228Alcohol poisoning. Liver failure. Blindness. Death
>>219680207
>>219680268may we see the wholesale prices labs pay for ethyl alcohol hmmmmmm?
>>219680268>sponsored by diageoYeah sure
>>219680268ok just don't drink the CH3 part?
Asking chatgpt how to remove CH3 from rubbing alcohol
>>219680325tobycoded post
if mousey were here he'd know
>>219680291cursory research indicates £50+ per 500ml of 99% ethyl alcohol
stich up at work today
Been a bit busy today I have
>>219680219what kind?
>>219680325would be easier to remove the hydroxyl
Oh thats me leaving an effortpost in the fake new
>>219680268this is what IPA stands for btw
>>219680405Not a chemist am i
>>219680373aye?
>>219680418clearly
>>219680405then you just end up with ethane
>>219680147Americans are the most tasteless people on the planet
Giving up me music for lent has been harder than gone vegan. Need to listen to Life of Pablo
>>219680405asking chatgpt if ethane can get me drunk
teeth are mad fucking yellow because I drink so much coffee
>>219680438yeah and something like potassium hydroxidethen separate and put it together again under the right conditions
>>219680410Internet Paki Alliance
Drinking 99% pure methanol
bit aggo in here rn x
huffing 99% pure methane
can't stop vomiting
I fucking hate toil
suppin a king goblin
Poo
>>219680461it do be like that, since I stopped drinking coffee they do look whiter
shagging mine very own arse
>>219680452i'll help you out(8)whoop him after school just to show i got class(8)
Regarding that war we're waging over there on behalf of the perfidious kike demons ... how is it going
Love black dick
On my America trip I would also visit the Salt Lake Temple in Salt Lake City, UT.
White Rajah sex arse
>>219680542something tells me you're just a mormon
>>219680513kek, this is me
>>219680552better than being a moron like you
>>219680542would become a vampire here
>>219680520bit bent
>sent a girl some gifts off her Amazon wishlist, they arrived and she didn't even say thank youAt least she got my present :(
Banter
can't help but respect mormonmongs temple gimmick
>>219680567*shags you up the arse*
>He is currently known as 黃宏成台灣阿成世界偉人財神總統 (pinyin: Huáng Hóngchéng Táiwān Ā Chéng Shìjiè Wěirén Cáishén Zǒngtǒng, lit.'Huang Hong-cheng, Ah Cheng from Taiwan, World's Greatest Man, God of Wealth, and President')>Since 2010, he has run in Taiwanese elections, but has yet to be elected to office.
>>219680523noticed this after quitting 'fee and the fags. doesn't really matter though since I never leave the house
gay porn
>>219680567ding dong diddly done him there
Even kizzaOdds donerDubs an actual restaurant
>>219680050There goes the neighbourhood
Bossman is on his way with my iftar munchie box :3
Poo softly spiraling out of me arse like a soft serve icecream
"What if I fall?" Oh but my darling, What if you fly?"
>>219680608not a very french post
>>219680589why would you do that?>>219680600ciggies are my only vice although I've been smoking less than 10 a day for years now
>>219680567Booo bad
WhisperAudios did one shoot for a private photographer and it was hotter than anything she's done for her own Patreon. Hopefully she does some racier content by the end of the year, and ends up on OnlyFans!
have taken and quit all manner of addictive class A drugs but I will never quit coffee
>>219680147Why are they disposing of a body using a blue tarp at the bottom?
I'm learning about cricket. I just read that cricket games can last up to a week? How come? When do players eat or rest? What about the people that go to watch the game?
Thread has been paused to allow players to break their fast
>>219680626>not homemade >>219680658She's beautiful
>>219680671kill yourself sean
>>219680673Did you know that Europe's oldest coffee house is in London?
>>219680592Dont think soulless americsn mega corporations can infact banter
>>219680696Elton Jorma
>>219680690BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>219680696Bizarre
>>219680684it's quidditch for muggles
>>219680696did you cook that?>She's beautifulSo what? Don't do that anymore fren.>>219680673By far the easiest thin to kick was coffee, I think it never did anything for me in the first place cause all the years of stimulants.
>>219680653You're right, potatoes with cheese it is
>>219680698Who the fuck is Sean?
>>219680690is it 5 o clock they're allowed to do it? thought it was whenever the sun sets
not sure that not eating for 11 hours should count as 'fasting' lol
>>219680690
>>219680760then they have a massive dinner
*crawls into a quiet corner of the thread and falls asleep*
a man needs a purpose
>>219680734People are mongs, the other thing people do is "would you consider 14 instead of 15?" No pay the asking price of fuck off
i fasted all of today bar one milky coffee
Imagine not being muslim in the big 20 2 oh 6
>>219680742even when I was addicted to amphetamines I still drank coffee every day. I just enjoy the taste of coffee.unironically it is one of the mos significant pleasures in my life and I think shit like "I can't wait to have my morning coffee" and other cringe thoughts like that
>We have prepared for a very long war, and therefore it would be foolish to use our most effective weapons in the very beginning. The enemy has a limited stockpile and everyone is aware of this fact.WWIII confirmed
corr extenuated poobergization diss
a man needs a porpoise
>>219680769>stuff your face in a morning>wait less than half a day>stuff your face againwallah blud am fastin an that like mo bro inshallallaballah so hard bro need an iftar munchibox bossman
>>219680760>>219680769Think they eat before the sun rises tooCalled sahar or some shit
>>219680808nowtsarnie
im a gothic badboy i have vampire vibes
>>219680808well their most effective weapons are nuclear fusion hydrogen bombs so yeah probably fair dinkum not using them
Christian fastsDoesn't eat anything for a month Muslim fastDoesn't eat a feast before dinner
>>219680050just a fuckin kid
>>219680802>even when I was addicted to amphetamineshehe I relate to that bigly >unironically it is one of the mos significant pleasures in my life and I think shit like "I can't wait to have my morning coffee" and other cringe thoughts like thatI get that, I also drank it for the taste, used to put some butter or cream in it and smoke a cigarette, I thought I wouldn't be able to poo in the morning without it but that couldn't be further from the truth.
>>219680866Middle east on the ropes
>>219680860I thought Iran didn't have WMDs
evening gays
tung tung tung sahur
I predict I'll have to go to work on monday
>>219680884hello lad
>>219680812they really say this and do this
Cheeky wee Benson and hedges after toil lads, don't tell anyone
imagine if they had a big ben in muslim countries and instead of bong bong when it's time to break fast it plays that punjabi mc song
Dubai... has le fallen
ramadanim dan
>sarnieOne of the top 3 creepiest English terms
>Award-winning rapper Ghetts has been jailed for 12 years for killing a student in a hit-and-run collision in north-east London.free the cronem
>A new study sheds light on who mated with whom. Most cross-species couplings involved Neanderthal males and modern human females, an analysis of Neanderthal X chromosomes suggests.>The genetic patterns indicate it was a matter of mate choice: Either H. sapiens females fancied Neanderthals over their own kind, Neanderthal males preferred modern females, or both.
>>219680671Are you ban evading again? JANNIES.
>>219680919I will be calling the /brit/ authorities posthaste.
a grand down on the investments so far haha
>>21968093712 years smelling next man's dung
it pie night
Just gonna do a big fuck off saag aloo for tea Got a load of potatoes kicking about you see
>>219680976you need to lose money to make money
I like this artist called Ramadan Man, good chunes. I don't think he is even Muslim.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWxMVc2LZLQ
britishers lack the fortitude to gulp down a ~1.5 liter bucket of coffee
>>219680938all the world's women throw themselves at european men for that neanderthal grug dna
hi vapers
>>219680995in america a small coke at mcdonalds is comparable to a large in the uk
>>219680937>"He's never done this before" a barrister had to say
>>219680995massive two shits gets it first?
>>219680995I've never actually had an ice coffee of any kind. Only hot coffee for me.
>>219680995i have 2 or 3 coffees in a day normally whats that in litres
>>219680995crazy they give food in buckets in america
>>219681020wtf lad they are lush in the summer
if you think about it, trees are made from wood and wood is made from treesbut we call wood wood and not trees even though they're the same thingsimilarly, chickens are made from chicken but chicken (animal) and chicken (meat) are different in our heads
>>219680988love taters me. sometimes just boil a few and eat them on their own
caffeine and alcohol are nutrients
>>219680995it's just a bit too much for one person
>>219681046caffeine is, alcohol is a deleterious poison t. knower
cody was playing hacky sack and spilled his big gulp in the theeder
>>219681035the americans just gather round in pens and keepers slough buckets of chum over the fence into their open mouths
>weigh myself in the morning 114kg>eat nothing all day>weigh myself when i get in 116kgwhats that about then lads
12 Years Ghetts got birded off Light sentence should have been more really guily plea saved him some years
and the latest from ziedy?
>>219680938plus the fact that neanderthal women were ugly trolls that didn't have big enough hips to birth fivehead homo sapiens
>>219681063alcohol is like a quick effective tonic for depression (a known disease)i don't know why that isn't medically recognised
>>2196809481. I have not been banned for a long time2. I am simply an appreciator of a beautiful /brit/ish women with a popular YouTube channel, a recognisable figure on modern /brit/ish pop culture
>>219681077you're full of piss
ghetting deja vu
*woman*in
>>219681077Water
braydyn bro jaxon's mom bought him a six pack of bud lite bro 3 of us are getting together to get wasted this weekend you in?
>>219681082He's exactly why this is going to pass btw
keep this thread moving lads, we're almost there
>>219681054been to Lubbock once and the entire populace is basically this guy and a bunch of Mexicans
>>219681131close the fucking pubs
Shove it up your arse
was just offered a promotion at toil but turned it down because im a spineless runt of a man and i dont want any responsibility for anything or any staff members to manage
>>219681082There's never any remorse in the eyes
>>219681128GET THE MAN DEM IN
>>219681131actually all cars should have telematics which is readable by the police, the council, defra and dwp
>>219681045Madman
>114kg>eat nothing all day
>>219681131maybe just don't drink before driving
come off it
>>219681128camera pan to Braydyn, overdosed on the fetty
Got a zinger of a gimmick planned for Saturday morning if you're going to be around?
I'll call over the guys get in here Tucker, Hunter, Cooper, Trooper, Walker, Parker, Ranger, Chase, Mason, Trapper, Cooter, Maverick, Scooter, Colt, Cash, Boone, Ryder, Sawyer, Gunner, Tanner, Carter, Buck, Jett, Wyatt, Remington, Easton, Weston, Clay, Cody, Beau, Hank, Briggs, Brooks, Nash, Baylor, Austin, Logan, Landon, Dalton, Ace, Duke, Bandit, Rowdy, Scout, Trigger, Chief, Rebel, Outlaw, Tex, Rusty, Granger, Foster, Porter, Fletcher, Archer, Beckett, Barrett, Shepherd, Lawson, Jed, Levi, Cole, Rhett, Wade, Jace, Brock, Blake, Ford, Knox.
>>219681128>bud lite>not natty iceshows what you know bruce
>>219681175not bad if he's 190cm
>>219681165>Brantleyhoot
why did americans cage this British rock?
it's trixie tuesday
>>219681210we're all gonna go down to the creek and share a single six pack of beer
rorke suffering from object impermanence
>>219681131based
>>219681232racism
>>219681165pov: you wake up in utah
er I don't think he's allowed to say that actually
Spain is based for telling us to kick rocks
Mousey how do you extract vitamin B12 berries?
>>219681306Shove it up your arse
>>219681306drink marmite x
>>219681224Literally obese
>>219681216oh yeah bud light is for fags and trannies now
>>219681165for me its zerachiel
>>219681341just built different I guess
Drinking a regular bud to stave off the shakes.Been going a bit overboard recently you see
zerachiel dingle mentioned
>>219681361Okay
>>219681355What about trapper
>>219681381The jig's upPack up and fuck off
wish my parents had made me play darts from a young age. looks like a proper easy sport if you just practice for years
worst game I ever went to was hull city 0-3 macclesfield in november 2002. three bald men scored to knock us out in the 1st round
Fuck it. It's too complicated. I'm just going to buy Premium Bonds.
>>219681442?
>>219681370The American bud or Budweiser? I used to think they are the same corporation but they are not.
Reading this
>>219681459for me it was st johnstone 0-0 hamilton the game was shite and it was snowing and cold as fuck
another game against the accies we won 3-0 and some cunt drugged out of his mind started squaring up to us in the car park afterwards
>>219681493who's your team and why did you vote against independence?
>>219681493why were you watching st jobbyston
>>219681519fuck up
>>219681461how is it fucking complicated mate it's literally a flowchart
>>219681532sc
might have a mucky tiktok wankeroo
middle-aged woman at toil put her hand on my shoulder when she brought me a brew again and I almost got a stiffy
Bournemouth playing tonight.>>219681542My circumstances don't fit into your neat little box because I actually live a full life unlike you.
>>219681580
Saw a guy get his leg broke at amateur football. He was screaming a lot so much all the other games had to stop. ME LEG ME FUCKING LEG AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH stuff like that. Anyway the Ambulance came around 10 minutes later he didn't stop screaming the whole time until it turned up. After he got strapped in and wheeled into the stretcher everyone clapped. But the worst game was definitely against a team that played opposite a pig farm. It fucking stank and we got battered. The ref stopped the game at like 80 minutes it was already 8-0 and a bunch of our players had been vomiting. That team had a perfect home record.
>>219681545would
diet the past week has been espresso, crackers and hummus.
>>219681617do you think she put it up her arse or pussy
>>219681614>But the worst game was definitely against a team that played opposite a pig farm. It fucking stank and we got battered. The ref stopped the game at like 80 minutes it was already 8-0 and a bunch of our players had been vomiting. That team had a perfect home record.ahahahahahhow is that allowed
>>219681165zerachiel sounds like the name of a dogshit diablo boss
>>219681617have you been here all day?
black tightswhite shirt, untucked
>>219681640just wiped it on her bumhole i reckon
Laundry is done
>>219681664your das got style i'll give him that
>>219681640arse maybe idk>>219681655I wouldn't say all day, why?
Mopped the floor todayGet in
haven't been to a football match since 2017had a sunderland season ticket and they didn't win at home for 364 days
>>219681664me when mum asks what im wearing to grandad's wake
When does the clock start for you to start repaying student loans? Is it as soon as you graduate or after you make your very first repayment?
>>219681580well have you passed step 1-6?
>>219681692grim. should of let momberg do it
>>219681617Happy Bulgaria liberation day
>>219681698sc
>>219681731wish they didnt called themselves the bulgars its a bit larpy
There should be a 'Gay Porn' day.
>>219681731Thank you lad :)
>>219681721when you start earning over £12kit's not a huge payment though, they like to make sure you pay a massive amount of interest (which goes to the scotch government so they can provide free tertiary education to dumber, fatter, poorer, less high-achieving scotch nationalists)
seen this flowchart posted a couple times now, new schizoid gimmick or something?
>>219681777it's heathernonce
chippy tea tonight ladsi ordered a poo supper x
>>219681777Shove it up your arse
Any drink driving lads in? Used to drive all the time massively over the limit. Was a little dicey but I was no worse at driving than half the other fuckers on the road. Can't understand the fuss about it desu
>>219681749what would that involve?
>>219681791Yeah thought so but I didn't want to make accusations
>>219681809I drive better when I'm high
>>219681747why? They were part of the tribes when forming the country
>>219681809My ex was a drink driver and it was fun tbqh
>>219621249
>>219681810Gay Porn
>>219679930>>219679930
Starmer's abandonment of our American and Israeli allies like thisUtterly shamefulNational embarrassment
>>219681809Not drunk, but on stimulants all the time, I think I took my drivers test high.
>>219681901it genuinely is no other PM has proved to be this much of a coward
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
