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>/brit/

>>219677556
right well thats me done

i'm 5'4"

>>219677523
Rorke sniffing his sister’s knickers when he was 12 and getting caught by his mum and sent to CAMHS

Oi. You got a licence for this thread?

>>219677570
dozens of countries where this is normal

Two big military aeroplanes and 4 helicopters have passed over my house today

Lowkey ww3 confirmed

>>219677570
*towers over you at a lofty 5'6*

another failed practice exam x

>>219677556
He's buggered us here, touche Klaus.

Having a glass of Tesco's zero sugar cola

I'm learning about cricket. I just read that cricket games can last up to a week? How come? When do players eat or rest? What about the people that go to watch the game?

Rorke proudly proclaiming himself as “highly intelligent but lazy”.

>>219677648
it's fucking shit Cricket i hate it so much

>>219677646
>Tesco's
Is that allowed? I would have thought there was some sort of contract exclusivity agreement you have to sign to work at ALDI?

>>219677615
*opens up Flightradar*
Oh yeah, around what time exactly?

Chillin like a villain

got the polyphonic organum on xx

>>219677646
Well done betraying your place of work

>>219677652
Always reminds me of Shikamaru from Naruto when I hear the expression smart but lazy. Damn Naruto was kino

>>219677667
No there is nothing in my contract about it as far as I know. When I worked at Greggs there was a clause in the contract saying you aren't allowed to participate in any work for their competitors like Costa or Prêt

moonlighting for greggs

I saw another article about how Greggs profits are slumping even further so happy to see those transphobic bastards crash and burn

>>219677702
Why did they stop selling the Mexican chicken oval? Literally the pengest sandwich ever

>>219677740
your dads dead LMAO

>>219677702
>>219677740
blog on

>>219677523
>no wales
Lush

>>219677753
Don't know I stopped working there by then. The chicken chargrill oval was nicer. In case you're wondering the ingredients for mexican oval were
>Wholegrain oval bite roll
>Chipotle mayo
>Chipotle jam
>Iceberg and spinach lettuce mix
>5 slices of mexican chicken

That was it. I liked the mexican chicken baguette a lot. Sometimes I think about going to a Greggs and getting one again but I remember my lifetime ban

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sloppy joe grilled cheese

>>219677603
more of a cumulonimbus man mesen

every day just the most boring pointless posts imaginable

>>219677814
Never realised you made them fresh. Were you there when they sold the Greggsnut? It was like a croissant donut filled with caramel and it was by far the pengest Greggs sweet treat I’ve ever tried, still can’t believe they got rid of it

>rorke
>mousey
>leftpol
>spaino
>cronem
>bradders image
SCREAMING
>porn images
>KLOP images
>porn images [Deleted]
>KLOP images [Deleted]
>Um
SCREAMING

Are the Iranians allowed to skip fasting if they're fighting a war?

Dulce et Decorum est

I'm 6 ft tall but I have an ugly subhuman recessed jaw. I was so close to making it and yet it is so over>>219677881

>>219677822
Sloppy joe is peng but let down by an atrocious name

>>219677881
KTIM

>>219677895
replied to himself again award

>>219677900
Bizarre

iran has raised an eyebrow, soon the gloves will come off

>>219677895
All the sandwiches at Greggs are made fresh on the day mate. I vaguely remember the Greggsnut

>>219677822
looks lush lad

Iran's Fattah-2 missiles low key bussin

the meal? sloppy joe
the drink? flamin' moe
the girl? dirty hoe

simple

fucking

as

>Multiple people have been stabbed next to primary school in Birmingham as armed counter-terror police and air ambulance rush to scene

at least most autistic trannies have unique special interests
this one just talks about supermarket items and entry level shounen anime

>>219677947
Interesting. What’s one piece of Greggs trivia that would surprise most customers then?

>>219677947
>All the sandwiches at Greggs are made fresh on the day mate
yeah and they're absolutely shit

>>219677963
Remember, no speculating

>>219677963
not even a mention on the first few pages of bbc.co.uk
part and parcel

>>219677977
>at least most autistic trannies have unique special interests
What is your dad’s special interest by the way mate?

>>219677963
probably far-right terrorists at it again

>>219677963
please be a white man

my special interest is obese gassy british boys

>>219677978
Can't really think of anything to be honest

>>219677979
Yeah Greggs is an evil and satanic company

>>219678051
finally some recognition

Rorke making up another terrorist attack is he? Just like the one on the train and the one in Leicester?

Sir Nicholas Throckmorton sex arse

pooey sex arse

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*speculates*

>>219678055
not their fault you went mad and tried to shank yourself is it

>>219677963
Far right dividing the nation again

>>219678055
What was your favourite Greggs menu item?

3pm walk

Employed Woman doing his "make two posts on different flags at the same time" gimmick
>>219677947
>>219677950

Spaino doing his "reply to everyone and get no response" gimmick
>>219677681
>>219677788
>>219678020

Mad how anyone looks at this and goes yeah it's all good and we need even more of them

>>219678108
looks like ngolo kante, though I highly doubt it's him

>>219678108
Blurry ahh pic bruh

>>219678112
They kept pushing me. And when I pushed back they couldn't hack it.

>>219678122
Mexican chicken baguette, southern fried chicken baguette, vegetable bake and cheese and onion bake

>>219678132
Thats him done twice over

>>219678122
yum yums are literally the only decent thing, except maybe the tandoori chicken pizza
the sandwiches are shit, sausage rolls are overrated, steak bakes taste like dog food, the other pastries are fucking dreadful... the coffee and iced drinks are abysmal

Welcome back to the Blacks Built Britain podcast, I'm joined here with Leftypol who is going to tell us about his wicked gay porn collection

>>219678169
sc

>>219678132
rattled

>>219678137
Leftypol says that crime happens anyway so what does it matter. Think of all the spicy food

/Brit/ extremely quiet and slow as of late. The current pace is similar to the pace during the early hours of the morning (4:00 am)

>>219678169
>'Mr Starkey, is it accurate to say that one of Henry VIII's chief passions was watching dogfart.com whilst scranning fried plantain?'

>they kept pushing me
they got olympic weightlifters working at greggs now?

>>219678108
This might be the blackest nigga I've ever seen

>>219678195
new captchas are too difficult

sat in the hotel cuckchair looking at /brit/

really excellent weather for sitting in your car in the supermarket car park with the windows down eating a meal deal you bought to go with your big shop as the sun comes in through the other windows and you watch people passing by let me tell you

>>219678195
schizos and dollhouse mongs have killed the place unfortunately.

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>new captchas are too difficult

they just dont look right in this country
a land of rain and overcast skies is naturally for the fair and fine folk, yet these ooga boogas are walking about like its natural for them to be here instead of the savannah or the desert

>>219678219
Honestly love this. There’s something so comfy about eating in your car. Radio on or a nice podcast, /brit/ on your phone, watching the world go by. Lovely stuff

I will never be able to drive because of my narcolepsy

>>219678132
schizo

posting will speed up when the toilers get home

>>219678235
why must they wear the puffer jackets

>>219678222
Classic rorke

>>219678237
Saving that

you'll never be able to be a woman because of your meat and two veg but you don't seem to complain about that

Ran out of fluoxetine tablets should be some at the chemist for me but I don't know if I have the mental wellness to go

>>219678251
>t. Enrico Pollini

> Metropolitan Police DNA database missing nearly half of officers
Typical bacon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kLTR74qlzg

Deciding what ‘kizza I’m going to order when bossman opens up at 4

OOH GIRL I WANNA BUY YOU A DRANK

>>219678294
For me, it's the tried and tested spicy chicken kizza.

>>219678275
I have my menthol elves tablets delivered to me, does your pharmacy not do that EW? x

>>219678294
grim. far better to buy one from m&s or morrisons

mum saw a limping scruffy cat that had dried blood around its face while at work but just sent me a video instead of trying to help it and calling rspca
feel really sad now

>>219678316
chicken does not belong on pizza

>>219678317
Don't think so plus I'd get frightened opening the door to get them

>>219678316
Incredible shout, but something about the donna meat pizza is calling out to me today… dare I?
>>219678327
Right, except that just isn’t true whatsoever is it? ‘kizza is superior by far

Dogs have feelings, and empathy, and deserve our love and care.

Cats are arrogant arseholes.

>>219678338
I'd kick your mum to kingdom come (I do taekwondo)

>>219678294
>when bossman opens up at 4
'kizza/'bab shop near me is open from 10am - 4am
It lush

>>219678350
How come you can serve customers at Aldi no problem but you get frightened opening the door?

>>219678375
dont reply to me tranny freak

Whenever I run into my old povvo mates it's always shit like Yeah man life's good thing got out nick few months ago thingy got stabbed a few years back but he's good now I've got another baby on the way nah not still with her got a new girl now new motor too good catch up

how can our lives be so different we dug coal toogether

>>219678357
>Right, except that just isn’t true whatsoever is it? ‘kizza is superior by far
paki shop garlic and tomato bread is peng
their ''''pizza'''' is shit

>>219678349
It does Rorke
It does
>>219678357
Corr lushingtons

>>219678388
>how can our lives be so different we dug coal toogether
This a euphemism for bumming each other?

>>219678383
Could only dream of such bounty, here the earliest they open is 4pm

Does your bossman serve breakfast stuff at that time or is it just the usual kebabbery fare?

Dogs are dumb cats are great but rats are the best

i like dogs and cats AND rats

>>219678414
I could walk in there at 10:01 and get a 'bab and chips if I were so inclined

>>219678384
Mental health problems don't follow any kind of logic or consistency

>>219678429
Based

>>219678400
You obviously don’t have any good ‘kizzerias near you in that case then, good ‘kizza is incomparable to a grim cardboard supermarket pizza
>>219678429
Genuinely jealous I would love to do that after an all night steamingtoil and /brit/posting sesh

>>219678388
all my old school mates are doctors and solicitors and all that, went to a posh school me

not spoken to any of them in a good 10 years now, they must assume I am dead (if they remember me at all, I wasn't so much a mate as a hanger on). I wouldn't be able to speak to them anyway even if we were still in touch as it would be too embarrassing

>>219678431
it's cos you're scared of getting bumrushed and bumraped up your battyhole

Never called anyone bossman in my life. Why are the lower classes so servile and obsequious

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love dogs
shame they don't last

>>219678485
not sure

>>219678493
Get a giant tortoise then

>>219678485
sarcastic innit

>>219678493
well theyre only for christmas innit

>>219678493
bit depressing

Feeling a narcolepsy episode coming on

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmon_chaos

lol what are those Asians like

Screaming and farting in my own face

other day someone was saying parrots live to 80 years old. Needs looking into

>>219678509
>hello bossman
>and by bossman im actually insulting you because you are beneath me and im better than you. Now serve me food
Ah yes very good

>>219678485
It’s called having respect mate. This man is feeding delicious food quickly, with a smile, and at a ridiculously low price. The least I can do is afford him the respect he deserves.

>>219678530
the big ones its illegal to keep as pets do

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>this is what sheikhs are shitting on
Grimi. We’re not sending our best

>>219678516
nostalgia they call it

>>219678541
yes because that's the actual situation and people disguise the fact that there are social castes

>>219678548
Dont get why some things are illegal. Like if i wanted a jaguar sure i get why that might be. But if i wanted a wombat or a toucan? Why not

gwan then £152m euromillions I'll have a bit of that

>>219678530
African grey parrots can live that long. Quite mental really, they’re such cool creatures.

>>219678571
genuinely absolutely no possible chance this is a real photo of a real person

>>219678571
Good heavens what is this

>>219678571
>Teigan McFadden
Think that says everything that needs to be said

>>219678571
Unironic irish diaspora

In this episode of the Blacks Built Britain podcast, we interview David Lammy to find out if the number of inches of his penis is greater than his IQ score

>>219678571
Irish diaspora

downloading porno

>>219678571
shes white therefore shes a 10/10 goddess to these people

>>219678629
200IQ and 201 inch cock

>>219678603
Parrots famously colourful and vibrant birds. And youd pick a grey one youre stuck with for 80years

>>219678629
Errrrr… oof. Right. Yeah, why don’t you leave the banter to us from now on Rorke mate lol, it’s not really your forte

Kurd pizza
kizza

>>219678676
Forte is the number of men you've sucked off

Feel like crying. Narcolepsy is awful. I wish I could do more instead of just sleeping

>>219678696
Screaming

>>219678696
leftypops destroyed

>>219678662
African greys are probably the most intelligent and definitely the best talkers. It’s pretty mental some of the stuff they can learn.

Also though if you ever do die they’re basically guaranteed to go clinically depressed and die of stress and pluck all their feathers out which is a bit grim as they get very bonded with their humans

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>>219678638
oi! OI!

that post will have a reply made miraculously 1 minute after it

streets be saying dinner has been eaten

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This is quite grim

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>>219678696

irish diaspora on twitter:

>>219678736
dont have a melty

>>219678761
>DTFIC will one day be a part of one of those bars
genuinely warms my heart

early night for me. up at 3am i reckon how lush x

>>219678727
Not exactly a scarlet macaw though is it. Imagine peoples disappointed faces when you show them your grey dull bird "oh but its smart" yeah great...

3am toil wanker loves his early nights.

>>219678859
can only imagine how hellish it'll be trying to sleep in the summer

>>219678571
i'd shit on her

>>219678878
Not that bad

>>219678896
how? it's always over 20c

>>219678882
Doubt you could afford it

>>219678856
Literally the first thing people are going to ask when you say you’ve got a parrot is “does it talk” and you’re gonna have to be like “er no… it makes the sound of the washing machine cycle ending sometimes but other than that it just screeches”

>>219678912
No it isn't

niggas arguing about parrot taxonomy

Starmer has just announced neets first in the draft

still haven't recovered from the first post itt

Genuinely in awe of how badly Destiny raped Konstantin in their debate. Never seen someone more brutally exposed as being a midwit, it was almost painful to watch. Jesus.

>>219678915
bet she'd do it for 50 quid

>>219678761
Exppain to me how old people dying early is a bad thing.

doing the foden face whilst toilberg is talking to me

>>219678959
if you think that was bad you should read your posts

>>219678968
shitting nora

>>219678761
95% of these people are white btw

>>219678959
>Never seen someone more brutally exposed as being a midwit
destiny viewers write their own jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orf-hrFtjBo
thinking sad thoughts

>>219678968
Get that on my face right fucking now and rub that minge all over my beard and chin and mouth and get that nutty mild poo and clunge aroma right up my nostrils yessssss girl

>>219678856
>>219678916
rorke and leftypol arguing over whether a dull intelligent parrot or a stupid colourful parrot is better

Teigan is 21 btw

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um

>>219679019
That’s the thing, I’m not even a fan of Destiny and it’s quite easy to beat him in a debate his technique has been figured out long ago but Konstantin was just fucking pathetic, Destiny made him his bitch

>>219678990
Not all of them are old
Veterans and blind 26 year olds are included

>>219679027
you need sectioning

>Cyprus slams UK after Akrotiri drone strike forced locals to flee
screaming
these stingy bastards couldn't afford to install a defense system even after the Turks took half of their island 50 years ago.

>>219679067
elton john getting put out of business

>>219679051
Not everything has to be about Rorke mate. You can engage with posts without invoking your imaginary friends you know?

>>219679054
who

>>219679077
>killing the disabled
You were supposed to make it unattractive

>>219679067
That's nut

>>219679109
Nice pivot

>>219679027
Deary me.

>>219679094
If Cyprus wants us to defend them so badly why did they ask for independence?

got a good feeling I will beat my 5k PB tomorrow

>>219679082
>>219679158
Literal benders, neck yourselves

>>219679162
Akrotiri is owned and operated by us

>>219679133
You got me there. Now explain why killing the old, infirm and disabled early is a bad thing. Did I forget a group that should be included as well?

hello tech support
why has steam made a game folder right in my fucking documents and can i move it or do i need to change the file path

>>219679182
why are cypriot locals allowed to loiter around in our base?

>>219679185
Morally wrong

>>219679209
It's not just a base, there are small villages included within the territory

keep seeing individuals on tiktok and instagram shilling europa the last battle

>>219679051
You need help

>>219679070
Its really cool that you watched it :)

>>219678458
>You obviously don’t have any good ‘kizzerias near you in that case then, good ‘kizza is incomparable to a grim cardboard supermarket pizza
no 'ki ever made a good 'za

lovely and warm out today

all your base are belong to us

>Brown person? Must be a paki

>>219679347
i wouldn't know

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White population percentages of each Canadian province
Given the current rate of immigration every state west of Quebec will likely be sub 50% by 2027
It's more of a mutt nation than America and has achieved this feat in around 30 years
Mind boggling

>>219678808
no he wont they end at 2023 and its 2026 now

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>>219679359

>>219679382
waster

and my last name blick so I'm pickin the tool up (gang, gang, GANG)

>>219679388
holy pozoli

>>219679407
the fivehead on the redhead is grim

despite it being 4pm and winter there's heat in this sun lads I can tell you. Peel yourself away from the desk and park yourself in the garden or wherever and absorb some rays. 30 mins a day and you'll be looking crisp and golden by this time next month


>muh cancer
who the actual fuck cares get a grip

*spits at your 80 year old parrot and gets it right in the face*

>>219679388
i don't think anyone actually lives in the northern parts do they?

>>219679433
About 65k

I'm on that rice n pea ting

>>219679418
>everyone should have a paki missing link type hairline

anyone played that Pokémon Unbound ROM hack?

meant to be very good but also I'm a 30 year old man so don't know that I'm capable of enjoying Pokémon or anything anymore

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>migrants out but no more Indian food

Well?

>>219679430
i want to remain pale as a ghost for aesthetic reasons

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>>219679453
ah yes if you don't like this you're a paki
stupid fucking yank, stop trying so hard to fit in

Will bossman be mad if I order the iftar special munchie box and it’s not evening yet? Don’t want him to think a yt boi is being disrespectful

>>219679475
yeah it's quite good honestly

>>219679481
I'd give anything to remove the wogs

>>219679448
when i say rice you say n pea
RICE

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there's a city called airdrie in alberta province
screaming

>>219679388
this is an old projection that extrapolated the absurd pandemic immigration numbers up to today which didn't end up happening (in fact more are leaving than coming in these days)
the situation is bad, yes, but this is ridiculous

>>219679482
It's not aesthetic though you're not a Chinese courtesan

You'll look better and feel better with a tan. Stronger. Hornier.

saving the £20k in my bank account until mumberg kicks the bucket so I can have one big blowout in america for a few months and then off myself

>White women are going to give the election to the Greens

Still waiting on a response to my application for a Pakistani visa

>>219679527
This is true. Better yet move some place warm. The tropics.

>>219679535
Women will always vote for handouts

>>219679527
>you're not a Chinese courtesan
i would be good at that though

>>219679528
why not go Thailand

>>219679433
mostly indigenous who obviously are not counted as white

>>219679549
Every British person who has moved to sunnier climes says it's insane how much better it made their lives.

I think we in the UK really don't understand how bad we have it with the lack of sunlight.

>>219679481
Why? I made korean food the other day and ive never met a korean before in my life

>>219679563
I'm not interested in the history
I'm not interested in the food
and I can't think of anything less attractive than a SEA woman and SEApussy is the only reason anyone goes there

>>219677556
Where'd you get that picture of me?

>>219679528
>america
Souless drone who thinks only about materialism also wants to kill themselves. Who would have thunk it

>>219679588
I disagree though. It isn't just sunlight, it's the time spent outdoors, and if people spent a few hours a day outdoors - even in roaring rain and strong winds in the middle of January - they would feel far better.

yes but what about the pakistani rape gangs?

wogwon

>>219679588
the chavs have it figured out turning themselves orange in sunbeds

>>219679508
anything?

>>219679535
Theyre on the side of peace and love not hate x

when someone asks what my salary was out of uni
>>219679439

>>219679630
I don't want to kill myself though, it's just the sensible thing to do
And who said anything about 'materialism'? Maybe ask what it is that attracts me about America, you brainless unthunking mongoloid

Crodie here in (one, two, three, four, five) five minutes

>>219679633
white people do that too rorke

>>219679600
>SEApussy is the only reason anyone goes there
and the ladyboys

yeah? 66k here

im 10 million years old

>>219679668
yeah, but brown is more dangerous because it can result in mutt births and the faster dilution of the native population

yeah? 10,000,001 here

>>219679702
>t. Gyles Brandreth

>>219679707
also its legal for pakis to do that shit

>>219679528
Posts like this indicate why /brit/ is a cesspit

>>219679630
Having a good time in America sounds alright, the only dumb part is the suicide

>>219679702
tell me about neolithic era pussy

>>219679702
cosmic unc

>>219679733
it stank

Are there groups of white men in SEAworld who can show you the ropes?
I find SEA quite unattractive too, but realistically, it's the best young pussy I'm going to get

Sir Petrodollar

seeing the escalating conflict in the Middle East has got me feeling conflicted about how we ended things. Iran away when i should have escalated our relationship :/ x

>>219679751
Find God

I feel that paki grooming gangs are driven by a racial sexual element that white rapists are not
For pakis, young, white flesh is the ultimate conquesr

>>219679731
>Having a good time in America sounds alright, the only dumb part is the suicide
the offing may not happen if I have a thoroughly good time
And I'm interesting in america's history and architecture so I'd mostly be travelling around seeing their historic sites and buildings and whatnot, not going from state-to-state doing blow off hookers' tits (though that is an option)

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fuarrrrk could do with 152 million pounds

>>219679665
Why would i ask someone who will be dead by next year. Pointless

>>219679742
nice

>>219679805
>Why would i ask someone who will be dead by next year
based retard. lol

>>219679792
>america's history and architecture
Got socks with more history.

>>219679792
you won't do shit bro

>>219679805
>>219679827
samefag

>>219679792
With 20k? Good luck...

>>219679796
Wouldn't know what to do with all that money
Reckon I'd just keep it in my savings account

Wonder why so many Muslims go to Catholic schools

Only things worth seeing in America are Yellowstone, The Southwest, Pacific Coast, Olympic NP or Alaska. Wasting any of your money on the east coast would be retarded

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>>219679841
Womp womp

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>>219679841

>>219679851
1. 20k is more than enough to last a few months
2. that's what it is atm, it's being added to

>>219679665
>>219679792
What is stopping you from just living your life now then? What is sensible about killing yourself when you don't want to?

two words: short skirts

>>219674956
Green /brit/izens recycle

NEW

>>219679930
>>219679930
>>219679930