Motherwell
Rorke getting his head kicked in outside the Electric Bar
Leftypol the skinny twinkRorke in top shape
rorkes a speccy bam
rorke posting in the early newleftypol shook
right well that's a description of a homoerotic scenario thinly veiled as a rorke/leftypol gimmick
rorke and leftypol snogging in cathouse
>>219687954i've also been to leeds by myself twice but i didn't think that would count x
>>219688128will have to get my chinkypay set up when i go in junechinese lass at toil will help me set it up x
when should a female stop thinking of herself as a "girl" and instead as a "woman"?
Supper. The moisture from the beans helps me get through the bread.
might look at some boobies on the internet, might not
>>219688151I'm Rorke and I do this
>>219688162>>219688173when the tuppence is no longer out like this
what's she doing that for then
>>219688175hope you've verified your identityverifying your identity online keeps a child safe
mad how peng burgers arefor as braindead fucking moronically and idiotically stupid the yanks are, you've got to give em that one
>>219688173what the fuck is that thing?
Well that's a peng arsehole and fanny
>>219688136all for the benefit of the ATM operatormaybe some thirdy countries banks won't let you make a charge in a foreign currency so you're forced to take the ATM's rate
>>219688174last time i bought a tin of beans, probably the first time in a decade, i couldnt help myself but spoon them cold out of the tin into my gaping, expectant mouth
>>219688174I cured my depression when I stopped eating beans true story
>>219688195
rorke wiping his arse with some white bread and scranning it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAAEjdxewCoGTA 3 is 25 years old this year.Mad.
>>219688072It's a shithole
>>219688161i set up alipay for a trip next year and it takes like 30 seconds x
Red dead redemption is better than GTA
>haven't slept in a bed in 20 years, just a mattress on the floor>next door are moving out and throwing out their bed>said I can have it if they wantwhat am I in for bed ladsis it superior to the solitary mattress or equal? oh how exciting
i need to look like this in 3 months
>>219688193hamburgers were invented in ireland
>>219688250I think women HATE mattress on the floor homes
>>219688250my bed squeaks when having a wank and i worry my neighbours hear me and know im beating my shit way too muuch
>>219688209spent his evening posting ugly trannies again award
>>219688273well I'm an incel so that checks out
>>219688250japanese have slept on the floor for thousands of years and its done them some goodunless its a good bed i doubt you'll get any benefit
>>219688250Alri Hiroto Suzuki
>>219688270Why
>>219688250are you super poor or a minimalist or somethingsounds a bit depressing :/
Mad how we let women and immigrants vote and now our entire political system is just politicians and global capital selling out the country to gain votes and constant 24/7 political discourseWas always doomed to fail this whole democracy thing
>>219688250sleeping on a bed other people cummed in. why
>>219688250I slept on a mattress on the floor for 3 months and it was honestly the best sleep I've ever had in my entire lifeHowever a bad is nice because being raised off the floor, for some reason, just feels right.
in my incel lair, plotting, planning, scheming
juno
sex womansex latexvaginasex gifs
>>219688310the latterMy bedroom is genuinely fucking tiny so can't afford such luxiries desuI have my tesk for my wfh toilA tv to watch me frasiers and me star treksand a stool to put my drink onand the mattress my arse is on this very secondall you need
new scrubs just made me sad for ted, the best characterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEYcfHoWm2s
>>219688336>>219688338TWO latex posts within four seconds of one another??? something smells fishy here
>>219688336She has such a perfect bum I love her
>>219688352take the piss
why does penisstein stink of fish when I haven't wanktoiled in days and washed it this very morning?
>>219688344his uncle is doc from back to the future you know
>>219688338that's not even a real sex woman
>>219688370STIberg maybe
*approaches your mattress upon the floor*
>>219688370you have to wipe your willy when you're done peeing x
nth for Yuno!
>>219688343>A tv to watch me frasiersQuite stylish!
>>219688370bacteria trapped under the foreskin
>>219688370what? er, yeah, mad...*too distracted by the intact, live cod that you stuffed in your boxers to make your bulge look bigger*
suzannah lipscomb sex arse
>>219688344weird that Jordan is the director's wifehe's literally paying a man to snog his wife and film itcreator of everybody loves raymond did the samae thing, made his wife ray's brother's wifewhy do they do this
>>219688397spiders famous for not being able to get to high places
>>219688343i would be happy with this tbf. but i think you should try out the bed for a while, see if you liek it
>>219688398Only doing this when I'm seeing women. Ever do a quick penis wash in the sink?
>>219688417mattress on floor good for spiderlots of surface areabed with bedposts bad for spidersmaller surface area
Say you wanna party?Come over to my houseThere's no high like my bodyNo, you can't live withoutSay you wanna party?Come over to my houseThere's no high like my bodyNo, you can't live without
when i was on the speed muck i used to see spiders all the time but i dont think they were real
>>219688416well they're not incels so they're not possessive with women
worst thing about having a giant willy is when you're on the toilet and it keeps touching the inside of the toilet bowl
why does the style of cheers looks so old compared to frasier.it's like the 80s was a different world to the 90s
>>219688397I saw one of these in my house onceHe was on the hall in the doorwayI shrieked like a femoid and said it was the biggest cunt I've ever seenFamily guffawed at me and thought I was hyperbolising until they saaw it themselvessuffice to say I got the last laughmad that the UK can have such creaturesit's the side of your hand completely spread out
Indian and muslim girls fucking love EastEnders. Tell them you watch it and they'll want to talk to you all night
>>219688495Tv budgets were much lower
>>219688470Never saw anything on speed but I was afraid of cockroaches because I saw one one the balcony years ago.
>>219688475>not being possessive of your own wifeyou frequently astound me leftypol
>>219688503yeah, don't want to talk to women though so I
>"Solo travelling" past the age of 25Bit sad
>>219688503I don’t believe you
>>219688509im talking like 48hr+ binges
>>219688515a wife isn't a possession . take your misogyny back to the 1700s rorke
who is the black man
>posting on 4chan past the age of 25Bit sad
>>219688370once the smell has set in, it's difficult for soap and water alone to remove it. at this point, you the most effective method is to wipe 70% rubbing alcohol down there. it's a massage rub, so it's safe to use on the body. the smell will be gone instantly.
>>219688544will smith
>>219688544I recognise 5 of them I can name 3 of them
>>219688544lupita's brother
>>219688507it also reminds me of twin peaks because of all the wood in the bar. i remember places i grow up in had much more natural building materials like wood and glass. none of this prefab or pvc crap
>>219688352i dont play overslop
woll smoth lol
just can't be fucking arsed.
>>219688535Brother I've at least done 3-4 days
>>219688544how did kevin spacey get away with it
>>219688555how so?
beddytime for me x
>>219688544From left to right:>Russell Brand>Jennifer Lawrence>Channing Tatum>Judie Dench>Ellen>Julia Andrews>Kevin Spacey>Brad Pitt>Don't know>Angelina Jolie>Bradley Cooper
>>219688612youre not a child
Mad how all of them have pooey bums
>>219688612gngn
Do any of you lads play World of Warcraft
>>219688618think that's Meryl Streep
remember when longcat was long?you shone like the sunSHINE ON YOU CRAAAAAAZY DIAMOND
>>219688633Buy an ad
>>219688633No I tried it but didn't care for it
*takes notes*
>>219688544looks like grace jones?
>>219688381and who appointed you chair of the sex woman registry?
Lads I've kinda been freaking out all day today.Today I casually mentioned to the married toilfu that sits next to me how I'm feel cold and like I'm coming down with a cold.She got up, walked away. Next thing I know without saying anything she placed a cup of tea at my desk.What the fuck? Women don't just do that for blokes, right? That surely means she likes me yeah?
>>219688633Just like the cakes
kekkkkk slayyyyy
Photos of Afro-Iranianshttps://www.mahdi-ehsaei.com/afro-iran
>>219688676fucking um x
>>219688637...yh
>>219688676fwuark
>>219688676sexo
>>219688618oh fuck that's Russell Brand? thought it was Jared Letomad how he was genuinely borderline A list in Hollywood at one point I mean he certainly wasn't but he was part of all the swanky parties and everythingand now he sucks maga cock so people don't bring up his rape charges
>>219688658Why didn’t you care for it
>>219688677escortsubhuman
>>219688677she just sees you as a friend or a brother figure
>>219688686white women are repulsive
>>219688686grim
>>219688686>killing a beautiful biracial childyikes. BIG yikes.
its quite sexual to me when a girlie can hold her drinkused to drink vodka straight outside of euston station with the half croatian gf in my youth
i always had zara larsson pegged as one of the eurovision entries from years ago who never did anything after
>>219688676a bit hypocritical you posting this and thinking its ok. suppose its okay when you do it...hmm, which brings us full circle as to the discussion we were having about you being a hypocritical janitor and gaslighting me.
>>219688676who is this
>>219688677Was this in an office? If so it's a VERY strong indicator that you NEVER make the teas. She's warning you.
wish i wasnt a gay incel
>>219688715beyond based
what caption would ziedy give this image
>>219688747based on what, slave cattle?
>>219688441I have done
Once, there was a wayTo get back homewardOnce, there was a wayTo get back homeSleep, pretty darling, do not cryAnd I will sing a lullaby
>>219688676>no exact image match foundwho is this
>>219688749looks like a giant neoliberal tooth
white women worth the most at slave market
https://youtu.be/3AoOfJP3r40?si=6PhJI9FYzXbuSTua
why is it such a big deal if iran has a nuke
>>219688771I like this song
>>219688676>>219688688>>219688700>>219688703>>219688738>>219688759tranny discord on a mad one tonight
>>219688771>fontaines dcwoke shite
>>219688746top or bottom? x
>>219688758BooyyyYou’re gonna carry that weightCarry that weight a long time
>>219688795it good song
>>219688780would be like north korea wouldn't itnot allowed
>>219688759nora fawn
>>219688780idk lol most of their enemies are next door so i dont see them using one anyways
WW3 IS HERE OH MY GOD
>>219688780m8 they believe that martyrdom is the highest calling
hey /brit/ ...look what i foundyes, that is a State of the USofA with a union jack in their flag. glad we could put that discussion to rest, finally.
Iran and Iraq should link up
>>219688715She actually said she loves criminals
>>219688819Shirreff don’t like it
>>219688826hawaii sisnt a us state
>>219688810>nora fawnthanks ill probably cope with her forever
Livershit
>>219688850>ill probably cope with her foreverwhat
virgin van dyke
>>219688753good lad
>>219688787you need your head checked
hull lad in?
>>219688868You're needing blacked
seen noras tuppencehad to pay 10k for it but thats between me and her
>>219688888https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6r-_M8MCYw
>>219688810how do you find names of people
>>219688819No fucking shit
>>219688888um
>>219688879
>>219688847Yes, Hawaii is the 50th state of the United States, admitted on August 21, 1959. Following the 1893 overthrow of its monarchy and 1898 annexation, it became a U.S. territory in 1900 before voting overwhelmingly for statehood. It is the only U.S. state located outside North America, situated in the central Pacific Ocean.
>>219688780Bad
>>219688887was just saying that down the pub
>>219688780we wouldnt be able to attack them
>>219688881i only know her because she gets posted here sometimes
spent months learning AWS and now all the jobs are with Azure
>>219688893your msitaken
>>219688686she makes me queasy
>>219688887
>>219688780They can wipe Israel off the map
>>219688737raped paedo
who's next after Iran?
>>219688859>>219688913I think it was some sort of plant never seen this woman posted on /brit/ before, in my life
>>219688933aunt jemima
TR
Raped paedo is not accusing people of being jannies and deleting his postsAnd also gaslighting himBizarre
>>219688933Hopefully Turkey
Iran away
eating poo
>>219688819What is the definition of a world war?
>>219688759https://simpcity.cr/threads/norafawn.10015/
wiping Israel off the map and putting greater israel on the map
>>219688749cronem inflating his baton for cvp shift at the gherkin after his morning yam or something along those lines
nuclear proliferation works. MAD works. yes it's counter intuitive because human intuition and logic leaves a lot to be desired
So lads, what do you think ended the cool british trend internationally? was it just a lack of good british pop music and tv shows or was it the world getting exposed to how sub human the working class are or was it brexit putting us on the chud side of the culture war?
>>219688819I fear we're not living through WW3, and considering my opinion is worth more than his, I'll believe that on
>>219688996Brexit Made us look like a joke of a country
raped yank melty
>>219688952careful not to spam the thread, lad
six seven sc xx
>>219688996Plenty of countries are obsessed with British music stillMexico and Indonesia strangely enough love The Smiths
rest in piece stephen fry
>>219689016Meltington
maybe everyone with a butt like that has the same thin areas in their hair
where's the green flag one
https://x.com/eyuplovelyleftypol's twitter
good giref in drunk
>>219689018roar x
>>219689018sc x
might get into jigsaws to take myself away from the ol' 'puter
>>219689043blog on
sir matrin fry las passed on away las marinas
>>219689018
>>219689055
>>219689074>las marinasits the fucking falklands you argie cunt
in bed, bum out, night ladsx
>>219689020>muh old shitit's not like the 2010s internet era with harry potter, sherlock, adele, one direction, ed sheeran all new not being legacy acts.
now look at the filename
>>219689084did you make this at school lad? did you show your mum? sure she'd be proud
Reckon I'd liked to have been a woman lads, not gonna lie
there we have it, the first heart emoji from the toilfu. I think we're on to a winner boys
>>219689105shoutign
>world war world war world warwith who you dumb fucks?
>>219689115oh shut up you fucking queerbo
>>219689105roar
>>219689113TR
>>2196891272 more weeks mate
>>219689119why you typing like you're a fucking victorian novel character
>>219688996Not to be too rorke but the fact so much our popular music is second generation africans culturally appropriating black american chav culture isn't good for export. no one will ever take brits doing rap songs about how much they love killing people seriously.
>>219688996it all ended after one direction broke up
Why did Nigel Farage leave UKIP immediately after Leave won in the Brexit referendum? Surely he should've stayed on to keep pressure on the Conservatives to make Brexit mean Brexit or whatever
>>219689129I don't imagine I shall if it's all the same to you
>>219689143Bellowing.
going to stay up and drink coffee and seethe like the virginous incel i am>>219689119congrats mate
>>219689143that's just how I talk
my work week is done. no toil till Sunday for me.
>>219689158because he thought tories would do a good job at it
>>219689143scthis is how i imagine all /brit/ posters text
>>219689093lol seethe gammon cunttrump will take it for pax americana and there's nothing you can do about it
>>219689119>I hope the black guy at work asks me out>I hope so too.> <3
>>219689158Nige has no stomach for it, the day to day of politics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y93xvnqLRssHow do pop songwriters manage to write such effortlessly catchy songs? I kneel
>>219689174ignore him, he's illiterate. reading your post gave him a headache because he's uneducated. not your fault
>>219689202repetition
just killed god
got accosted by a fox outside guildford sainsburies
poo arse poo shit poo poo
>>219689209how tall are you
>>219689200Mutt
have you ever wonder what it would be like if amber heard mandy moore and maika monroe did 3 way scissoring
The Liver bird has been DEBEAKED by the mighty Wolves!
>>219689260busy I imagine
>liverpool
pooing shit from my obese willy
new gorillaz albumheard some of the singlesseems a bit shiteshan't be giving it a listen
>>219689286u just did tho
>>219689266Downbeat mood among regulars in that one particular pub tonight
>>219689286anthony boretano
>>219689279*crickets chirping*care to try again?
>>219689273not for me i'd just assume it was 1 person masturbating since i have faceblindness and frequently get them confused for each other
>>219689306TR
jockstraps are the greatest invention in mens fashion in the past 200 years
Mad how it really is da jooz
toil soon
>the wolf and the liver birdnew aesop fable just dropped.
>>219689194eternally yours still makes me scream
>>219689306both trying to do the same thing, nothing particularly challenging, and yet one of those actually knows how to act and the other clearly can't, and it's obvious which one is which
>>219689308face blindness perhaps, but you'd see 3 bodies all vying for scissoring positions. Too hectic
goodnight
>>219688996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7iHJj6xsvw
>>219689374sweet dreams
>>219689374night x
>>219689386tr
not liked any gorillaz music since demon days
>>219689386
>>219689360wrong because owing to their insane level of attractiveness i would naturally assume it was a singular being in the form of a biblically accurate angel
got so much porn cluttering the hard drive now that browsing it to find a TV show to watch feels like walking through the red light district when you're married
personally i became fiscally cognizant circa 2021
brits have to download porn because they can't access xvideos
>>219689406Plastic Beach had some bangers but it was all downhill from then on
will literally never understand what this yank paedophile gets from posting herehis only engagement is just people laughing at him for getting raped
>>219689436>xvideos
>>219689448
>>219689440what did you think was good on plastic beach?
>>219689436i just use gosexpod to crank one out. wanking is just like pissing for me anyway
uh oh, ohhh boy, oh God
>>219688944she gets posted here fairly frequently, your timing must be off or somethingshe is a fairly generic looking e-slag though so you might just not recognise her
>>219689440yepthe new album is hot garbage
melty welty
>>219689436enjoy your 360p videos yank. patricians torrent their 4k porn
>>219689483s
wolves handed out rapidbash didnt they? x liverpool yeh? just tek it yeh? mmhmm
be sure to update the thread with each and every thing you "literally dont understand" seething pleb
how are wolves bottom when i keep seeing them getting amazing results
>>219689483
>>219689500
>>219689505They were rubbish before Christmas
>>219689483would love to sniff her
>>219689531Looks about 6 ft 8
THREE RITUAL POSTS? THREE?
shall be asleep by 22:30pm like a fucking old fart of a manive wasted my youth
>>219689496who do you support?
>>219689559>>219689559>>219689559
>>219689458superfast jellyfish and melancholy hill spring to mindoh and the title track is good too
>>219689562tottenham, manchester city, chelsea
>>219689582>>219689582>>219689582
>>219689586didn't like them
>>219687923Just came. Nothing even came out.
